What Is Your Least Favorite Month Of The Year?

February is the 11th least liked month of the year. What is your least favorite?

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Put your hands together and we're going to start to party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It is the after Party Podcast. Good see, there's so
we're missing here today, William Scotti bee over in the
serial Killers podcast. We have Scary, we have Garrett, we
have Danielle, we have Nate.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh what did I miss everything?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Forty five minutes?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, So Ghani's got back from a forty five minute
long management meeting. Yeah, we thought they were going to
walk you out with your belongings and security was going
to take away your key card.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
What's kind of about that?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I thought you were getting a rais and you were
signing the paperwork.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Oh yeah, that's next.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
They talked about what Ghani has been doing. I thought
you was sneaking back into the building.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Interesting, you said it was a I've been a meeting.
It's been over forty five I know.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I was told five to ten minutes, so I was like, cool,
I'll just run now and all right now. Then it
turned into a lot more than was it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
With Mark. It was He's very long winded.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
He has a lot to say and it's always interesting stuff.
So I'm like, oh, tell me okay, yeah, I'm in Sorry,
thanks for waiting, but are you good?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, it's fine. Can we move on?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I forgot we were on.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
So did you know that February is America's eleventh favorite month,
not twelve, the number one? Okay, do you want to
guess what the number one month is? Favorite month? July favorite,
the favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
December, December, July, October.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
October, wow, my birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
October month.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
October, well, October is number one. The least favorite month. Yeah,
what's dead last? I was what they were asking for?
January and February are the least favorite. Yeah twelve yeah January, Yeah,
January's the least favorite. In February is the eleventh favorite.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I can see both of one.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Weird this podcast in the eleventh least favorite month of all.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, where's April on the list?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
April's great because it's spring. Yeah, the new flowers, new
baby animals.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, I do love April. It's a new beginning. Okay.
The new poll asked what's their least favorite month is
The top two responses were January and February. Of course
August that's when summer ends in school's back in session again.
But you know what Nate, are you the only one
in the room that actually loved going back to school?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Because I hated it, I would bet Gandhi enjoyed it
as well.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I loved it.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I thought it was the best time of year. I
really going back to see your friends and you get
to start. Were you a lonely kid during summertime?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Kind of? I was too good. I loved it. I
love being all alone.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I loved summer, don't get me wrong, but I don't know.
There was something fun about going back to school. You
get to see all your friends.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
And school supplies what I loved it, and new outfits alfab,
you got to see everybody's hair got like four inches long.
It was well. I loved summer too. Summer was awesome,
But I loved back to.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I gotta be honest. I hated it. I dreaded it,
every single moment of it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I never ever wanted to go back.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I really why. What was so great about your summer
as a kid made you not want to go back
to school?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, we would do the family vacation somewhere. Usually we
would drive somewhere upstate to Lake George, where we drove
to Disney a few times, or some other places. So
we did that was like we did like one or
two of those a year a summer, and then we
would go to the Cabana Club. We had a beach
club that would go to because we didn't have a pool,
so a lot of those times were spent in those
that Olympic size swinging, having fun.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, having a good time, having a ball, hang with
my friends.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
In later years, hanging out with my high school friends,
just doing nothing all day, or just going to morning lanes.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I loved summer because I was really a loner, truly.
I mean it was summer. It was a school time
where I was. I was hanging out with friends after school,
this and that during the summer because we had a
lake house, and I would go out on the trails
by myself and just hang out with nature and chase
bobcats and go fishing most of the time, all but myself.
I love that solitude.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I love being alone.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I love being alone.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
What a summer like in Texas? Though? It was a
hot hot.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, it's very hot. Yeah, but when you're a kid,
you don't feel it as much as when you're you
could fish. Yeah, oh wow, I don't see you as
a fisher. Why not?

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Did you still do it?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Now?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Do you remember everything?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I don't know how to do any of that.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't like put a worm on it. We would
go to we had a dock where we had our boat,
and I would go there and I would I would
never use worms. I used minnows.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh okay, did you have a guy that did it
for you?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
No? Yeah, I couldn't get past the baiting part. It
can't I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, I could do it. It's yeah, putting a minnow
on a on a hook, it's so easy. We used
to fish in camp and we used fish eyeballs as babies.
So gross, that's nasty.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
My son uses bread. He puts bread on the end
of the thing, and the fish coming bread.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
They like bread.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, it's weird when he goes with his friends.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Now. We used to go crawdad fishing with bread and bacon.
We used to use bacon and we catch crawdads.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Did you catch him release or did you keep them?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't remember. I think we probably keep him in
torture them in somewhere.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Oh my god, it's funny you say that. So there.
I recently had an opportunity to go fishing and do
a catch and release thing, and I was like, that
seems mean. Just pull them out of the water for
no reason and then be like, peace out, you get
to go back in now. I'm sorry. Stabbed your mouth out, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's actually not different.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Than somebody being abducted by aliens. Kind of the same concept.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
It is. Imagine how they feel.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's what they did to you, right this fish here?
Did the aliens? Did they hurt your mouth?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I just imagine the stories they tell down there. Then
he pulled a hook out of my mouth and a
picture with me, and then it was on some dating profile.
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Did you see that meme with the lobsters and the
other lobster says, hey, I heard I'm gonna get to
go in the jacuzzi. I'm so exciting.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Well, yeah, going back to school, I was okay with it.
But I loved summers. Love it the long hot summers.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I kind of get the feeling when we have our
holiday vacation and we're gone for a while. I get
the same feeling before we come back. On the first
day here, I'm like, oh, I can see my friends again.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I have the opposite feeling. I have the first day
of school jitters. The night before we come back to vacation.
Oh my god, it takes me right back to like
not seeing anybody in a couple of you know, because
in a few months, in a couple of months, right, Yeah,
it's like that feeling coming back from vacation, that pit
in my stomach and I can't sleep the night before
we come back on Yes, I don't know why, but

(06:32):
all the feels of going back to school in September
hit me every time we come back in specifically the
January vacation, the December vacation. When we come back in January,
I get all nervous and stuff. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Interesting, I'm not the only one I get excited.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I can't sleep because you know, we're so off schedule.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I just don't work, and I feel like I forgot
how to do things after such a long vacation. I
feel like I forgot other.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Time, how to drive here.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I just summertime to me is like making lunches and
making dinners and swimming and hanging out with friends and
having a cocktail and is going to bed whenever? How
great was it?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
One like you're outside and you look out and realize
it's nine o'clock and the sun just went down.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh god, I love that. Love that.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
They say the best summer of your life, though, is
the summer after you graduate high school, before college, because
there's basically that that for once, you know, the entire
school years wrapped up anything that might have been going
on through the school year or as you were getting all,
you know, going through all those grades, you're kind of

(07:41):
entering a new phase of your life. You're coming of age.
You're able to a lot of people, are able to
drive and go places. That was a great summer for me,
the summer of ninety two.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Mine was eighty two. I was able to have done
that sabbatical where you leave, you leave school, high school
and you go travel around Europe like my friends did it.
I couldn't afford to do that, so I didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
I just wish I studied abroad, like when it was,
you know, given to me. I didn't take advantage of it.
I wish I had.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
What about you, Gandhi, You're you're an Indian, You've got
tons of money.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
And then people have a lot of money and their
parents hoard it.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You know.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
My dad used to say all the time, I have money,
you have nothing. There was also no chance of taking
a year off with school. That was like you know
how we were talking about miss Our parents told us.
One was if you take a year off, you'll never
go back to college. It'll never happen.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You know what I'm thinking about doing. I don't think
it's too late to take a little spatakle and go
travel Europe for a year or two.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh my god, your career, know, in my life, forget
about your life.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I'm gonna pause.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'm gonna pause everything for a year and I'll come
back next year on the show.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Like that part of it that may or may not happen.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Do it. You might have the best experience of your life.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I would know, scary as afraid. Once he leaves, he
ain't coming back.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I just don't think that this stage of our lives
and our career is that you could take sabbatible and
sabbatical and then come back to it a year later.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You can, Yeah, I don't know. I can't come back
to this. No, I'll have to start over.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
That'd be so cool, though, you'd have a totally different
perspective on everything.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I bet or Ali for a year, come back and
work across the street and take all my listeners back.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, it isn't gonna work that way.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
I love that Scary just lives his life afraid of everything. Yeah,
you're taking a sabbatical first day of school.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You can do this. It's a stage in your career.
It's our lives. What about your life? You know what.
I've talked about this story a million times. I'm gonna
tell it again because this story comes out every year.
These people who are with patients at the ends of
their lives, they talk to these people who are about

(09:49):
to pass away, they know they're dying, and they ask them.
Every single year they do the same thing. They ask them,
what do you most regret things you didn't do in
your life. They regret working too much, They regret not
having more private the time in personal time with friends
and people that mean the most of them. I could
see that. But how many people do you know will
work until the day they fucking die? And do you

(10:10):
think do you think they as they're going through the
pearly gates or like, you know, I really screwed that up.
I should have spent more quality time with people that
meant something to me. I'm not saying you don't mean
any to me. I didn't mean it that way, but
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
I feel like a lot of people who spend all
their life working up until the day they die might
not have the same personal and amazing familial connections with
other people because they spent all that time working. So
maybe they don't miss it because they didn't have it.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
But scary, you do have a lot of friends I do.
They all have you know, gangster names they do like dishwasher?
Does yea.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Heroin? Harry?

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Who are we hanging out with this weekend?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, if he has permission to enter the suite, jets
keep Bryan.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I feel like he's been denied permission.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, he's a good guy.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You guys will love them too.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
We tell him a million times, haven't you?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Can we meet him at the borrow and interview him
to make sure.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
He's yeah, I've done a million times.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It is he okay, he's fine.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
He looks like Johnny Sack from the Sopranos.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Uh, that doesn't help out. Bring you know what, bring
Scotty me? Are you coming down to Orlando with us. No,
why not? I wasn't invited. Oh okay, so moving on, Scott,
I sulwy love to take my daughters to Universal, but
you're gonna keep in mind we're going because we have to.

(11:31):
I would like to have to.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Well here's Scotty, not just Scottie, Scotty and his whole fem.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well you guys are bringing people, bringing her entire Well,
let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
I paid to get Spencer from the UK over here.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I would I would pay to get my kids down.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
There's just driving.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Over with the j on the jet key although down
the inter coastal first name. All right, well look are
we done here? All right, we're done.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
On that note, leaving you on her downter.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay bye, He's not a rebody.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
The Elvis Duran after party, mm hmm