December 19, 2024 • 4 mins
Mary and her husband have a company that send out Santa's helpers to children's parties, and apparently he needs to watch his mouth more around the kids!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:07):
So Mary Mary and her husband run a party company,
and he is hired to dress up as Santa this
time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,
you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one
day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.
So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a
party that he was hired.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, see what happens to today's Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
This can help you.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent
over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh okay, how can I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
My seven year old son is crying because he thinks
Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent
over as Santa's helper.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
An, you think I'm sorry? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
The guy that you sent over here for the party
told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane
out of your butt.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having
this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and
then on top of it, you should compensate me for
other things, So another hundred and fifty dollars, so at
least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, okay, let me welas wait.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I want a letter to my son from Santa saying
that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to
get presents.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
On Christ Okay, if obviously we can do that as well.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Let me take care of this and then I will
call you. I will call you right back.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Fine, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
She is going to kill me, all right, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, Okay, how do.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You worked last week?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, I actually went really really smoothly.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, what about this. Maybe there was a kid that
you told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't
get over it, your sack claws. He was crying because
he ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing
out to all his friends that he wanted one. So
I said, height pull the candy cane out of your
butt and get over it, okay, and he did. He did,
he stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
This is what the problem is.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is
what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks
that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to
get any presents.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson and he can't understand that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the
fact that he's seven. He's a kid.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometime
that he can't get away with everything, And what better
chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your
telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy
can out of her butt. If I can provide a
life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy
in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in
the bag. You know I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, it's okay, Bred, I know.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They're all spoiled. Their parents are spending ridiculous money to
have you there in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled.
It's still your job to make them happy.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Are you stupid? Are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
This is Mary?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You just got phone tabs.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Holy your mind. Believe you because it was It's exactly
something that you would say to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Elvis Duran's phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Aldens.
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:07):
So Mary Mary and her husband run a party company,
and he is hired to dress up as Santa this
time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,
you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one
day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.
So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a
party that he was hired.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, see what happens to today's Hello.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
This can help you.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent
over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh okay, how can I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
My seven year old son is crying because he thinks
Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent
over as Santa's helper.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
An, you think I'm sorry? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
The guy that you sent over here for the party
told my kid and I quote, pull the candy cane
out of your butt.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having
this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and
then on top of it, you should compensate me for
other things, So another hundred and fifty dollars, so at
least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, okay, let me welas wait.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I want a letter to my son from Santa saying
that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to
get presents.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
On Christ Okay, if obviously we can do that as well.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Let me take care of this and then I will
call you. I will call you right back.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Fine, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
She is going to kill me, all right, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, Okay, how do.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You worked last week?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, I actually went really really smoothly.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, what about this. Maybe there was a kid that
you told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
One kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't
get over it, your sack claws. He was crying because
he ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing
out to all his friends that he wanted one. So
I said, height pull the candy cane out of your
butt and get over it, okay, and he did. He did,
he stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
This is what the problem is.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is
what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks
that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to
get any presents.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson and he can't understand that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the
fact that he's seven. He's a kid.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn sometime
that he can't get away with everything, And what better
chance for me to teach that kid a lession? Your
telling them, well said, she needs to pull the candy
can out of her butt. If I can provide a
life lesson to one kid who now understands a life lesson.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy
in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in
the bag. You know I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, it's okay, Bred, I know.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They're all spoiled. Their parents are spending ridiculous money to
have you there in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled.
It's still your job to make them happy.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Are you stupid? Are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
This is Mary?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Mary.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You just got phone tabs.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Holy your mind. Believe you because it was It's exactly
something that you would say to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Elvis Duran's phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Aldens.
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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