#165: Hot Girl Nose Picker

#165: The boys debate if a hot girl picking her nose is still hot; Skeery has a major microphone malfunction but the show must go on; Skeery saw a guy on a date get suckered by "The Rose Man" at a restaurant; Brody expected more flavors from a Gelateria; Skeery turns down "Free Shit For Us" because of his white apartment motif; Listener Email

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start data. It's not up Brooklyn Boys, start up Brooklyn
Boys Data. They're making noise data dot up. Episode one
sixty five. This is the Brooklyn Boys, Yes it is.

(00:21):
And we are the Brooklyn Boys. And we're a podcast.
Yeah yeah, I technically if you look up podcasts, we
are I'm brody, he's scary, and we're not. Ah, we're
not a broadcast. We're a podcast, right, So no rules,
there are none. You know, you would think that we'd
be bound by the FCC. No, couldn't fucking curse right cock?

(00:47):
But you know, I gotta say that there's got there's
sometimes recently on the Big Show where I have to
catch myself from cursing because I'm so comfortable, I'm so
used to doing this podcast where we could just say
what's on our minds and be completely like fourth right

(01:08):
about what we want to say that I have to
now dial it back. You know. A few weeks ago
on there, you have a potty mouth. I cursed on
the air. I said, fuck, where was that? Because Elvis
cursed also and did too Like Elvis said, ship we
had to dump out. We had hit the dump button.
We have like a delay where we're you know, the

(01:30):
show is is kind of like, you know, fourteen seconds
ahead and we just hit the button to catch it.
You know. Well, well, you know that's like the in
behind the elephant in the circus where they had the
bag that catches the crap so the elephant doesn't ship
on the floor, you know, or the horse the you
know in the you know when you write, you know

(01:51):
an analogy, right, Yeah, that's what the dumb button is.
It catches, It catches the crap before it hits the floor. So, um, yeah,
I've been finding myself a little too free spirited. I
gotta dial it back. I gotta reel it in a
little bit because I gotta remember, I'm high. We're on
the radio, but here we're not. Well, I got beaped.

(02:13):
But a month and a half ago, we're talking about
big D energy. Yeah, I remember, we're talking about big
D energy or something. And I said, yeah, and I
said something about, well, you know, one is uh an attitude,
and ones when you have a big penis a big
water or something like that. Whatever it was. I said,
it was obviously a big dick reference and uh, and
I you can't say that. And I don't know what.

(02:34):
I've never been boat before. Oh I think it happens.
Myrophone is my microphone is falling apart. Oh my god,
that's eighty thou dollars. Get it. This is what happens
when scary buzz expensive equipment. That's really shitty because he
got fooled by the slogans and the marketing. My microphone

(02:55):
was listen. Okay, oh ship, oh no, it fell another dude,
my mic boom, my boom. You Mike went boom. You
understand my Mike boom understand has a c clamp attached
to my desk, the back of my desk. Okay, And
I'm not even joking with you. I went to go
and move the boom arm. Hold on, No, no, no, bro,

(03:18):
you don understand what's going on. I understand your boom
mom went boom. It's been like this for five years,
and now all of a sudden, it literally the c
clamp came off. I'm holding the arm with my right
arm and I'm holding the microphone with my left hand.
Otherwise the whole thing is gonna fucking collapse. You got
hold on vamp for a second. Vampire okay, yea vamp

(03:38):
so vamping means you know, killed time makeup stuff. So
so here's the thing. I paid oh about eighteen dollars
from my boom arm clamp on eBay, No Amazon, got
on Amazon, and the microphone was a dollars but that
was a gift from Elvis, the Big Boss, the man,

(03:58):
So really it didn't cost me anything. So really, I
just spent, like you know, eighteen dollars plus tax on
eBay and I used i'm on on Amazon. They didn't
spend a lot, So I guess you get what you
pay for. But in this case, you get what you
don't have to pay too much for because my boom
arm is not coming off and it's attached to a
bridge table, a little folding table in the basement, as

(04:19):
I'm sitting next to a broken washing machine that hasn't
been taken out yet. They're coming Saturday take the washing
machine out. Yeah, I'm still vampant, scary. Here's what I know.
What you gotta do? You write a check from the
ten grand No, I gotta switch to Mike two. I
think Mike too, I have you do the two camera
shoot there? What are you doing anymore? It is to

(04:42):
me we're doing a podcast? Yeah, yeah, right now he's
thinking about how he's gonna finance the new microphone. But
you know, he makes the big money with no family,
so he gets to put it all in the bank,
which goes into his uh four point nine million dollar
homes stereo system. There sound system. Now, I'm not gonna

(05:02):
pause and I'm having a ball here. Um. Not every
episode is like this, but this is real because we
just let it. We just let it roll. This isn't
some canned, high produced TV star doing a podcast. You
know there's a lot of those movie stars. Someone gives
them a podcast. Well, they say, you're gonna do a
podcast in front of this microphone and talk. This is real.

(05:24):
This is two idiots doing a podcast. I'm in my
basement and my equipment is working. Fine. Hello, check one
to see it works fine. Scary. Come on, man, you're
embarrassing us. Can you talk into your iPhone or something?
Or is that broken too? I understand? Could you talk
closer to the mic? I'm sorry, get on the floor
and talk into the mic. Yeah, I know, keep vamping.

(05:48):
So let me tell you a story. I was driving
home today, uh from a place out west of where
I live, and you have to get off the main
road and you have to turn onto another main road
and make a left to get on the major highway
to get home. So while I'm at the the intersection

(06:09):
to make the right, I look behind me because the
car behind me is really close. It catches your eye
in the rear of your mirror. And I noticed there's
a very attractive woman in the car behind me, in
a white suv, long brown hair, things brown and dark hair,
and I look, I just you know, you you notice
when someone's very attractive, and you can you can now

(06:31):
you can't see the person in front of you because
the seats in the way and you can't see their face.
But behind you. I'm giving a little advice here now,
a little little tip, a little brody tip. You can
always see the person behind you. So when you're behind someone,
don't do what the next what the person did when
you're in front of someone, have a blast. So I
I glanced down, I look at the traffic. I looked

(06:52):
at my left is car still coming? I look back
to this very attractive woman to see if her car
has got any closer to me, And now she is
picking her nose. Suddenly, I'm reminded, and even attractive people
pick their nose but it ruined the illusion for me. Now,
Scary has said before, we'll ask him when he comes
back that he doesn't mind when a hot girl PE's

(07:12):
in a pool, but if I an ugly guy pie's
in a pool, he gets out. He like the hot
girl p is different. I'm wondering if hot girl boogers
are different. So if a hot girl picks or nos,
if she's still hot? Right, because it was one time.
If you listen in order, you've heard this. I don't
know what episode it was. Who was Scary talked about UM.
I think it was an exchange student, or it was

(07:33):
a new employee. It was it was a temp employee.
Maybe that was helping out UM being a executive assistant
for our boss and very attractive. I think she was Russian.
I didn't speak UM to a lot of people. She
was kind of kept to herself, but everybody said, oh
look girls, very attractive. Well, she blew up the bathroom,

(07:55):
smelled it up pretty badly, and when she came out,
the bathroom stunk. We had a one stall bathroom in
our studios. And after that, Scary said, oh, she's not
hot anymore. She stunk up the bathroom in which case.
All the women were like, what are you talking about?
All people stink up the bathroom? Not runded for me?
So hot girl, he is fine. Hot girls stinking up
the bathroom, no good place your bets. Now, think about

(08:18):
what scary answer is gonna be when I talked, I'm
gonna retell him the story in a shorter version and
see what he says about hot girl fingering the nose. Okay,
I'm hanging out. I'm in my base cold down here.
I'm switching check Mike too. Yeah, all right, we're gonna

(08:41):
stay with Mike too. I got no choice. I just
switched Mike. So I'm on Mike to now. Oh you're
on the four thousand dollar mic, yeah, this one. So,
so here's what you missed. Among other things, I berated
you and put you down and then promoted our podcast.
But I told a story, and I left it up

(09:02):
to the slices to write down their responses to how
they think you're gonna respond to this story. Okay, all right,
So the short version is I was driving in my
car earlier today. I dropped my daughter off and I
was driving home and I had to make a right
onto a main road to a lot of cars coming,
and so I looked at the car behind me, which

(09:23):
was really close on my bumper, and I noticed there
was a white suv and inside the suv was a
very attractive woman, long brownish dark hair, very attractive woman
from what I could see from the steering wheel up
right from her head. It was a very attractive face,
long hair. Recognized the girl from the back of her head. Uh, no,

(09:45):
I don't get that reference. What's on? Okay? So I
wasn't thinking for a second. Okay, so, uh, A lot
of cars are coming from my left side. I keep
looking over my shoulder, looking over, I can't make the
right turn yet. I look back and the girl, the
very attractive woman, is picking her nose. And and so

(10:08):
I told the story. I reminded everyone your history. You
don't mind hot girl p When the hot girl blew
up the bathroom at the office, she was no longer hot.
So it's I don't know what your line is if
you see a hot girl pick her nose. Is she
still hot because everybody does it? Or is she no
longer hot? Now hold your answer, because I had everybody vote,
so they lock in their answers. The answers history the

(10:34):
way hot girl, girl fingering the nose. Still still hot?
Okay hotter snot yes, not hot, No, she's not. No,
it's not that she's not hot. She's still hot. She's
still hot. Yeah, it's hot. Snot so she's s thought
she's stopt still hot, stot not a thought a thought,

(10:56):
the thoughts something different. She's okay, she's a booger beauty. Yeah,
you picked a good one there, s Yeah, Okay, I
that's what I thought you'd say. Yeah, of course you
knew that, that's what I would say. I know, I
know p is fine boogers. Now we've learned. Okay, you
know me come on, yeah, yeah, okay, joy a line

(11:18):
of blown up the bathroom okay, wow, you know that
was a little Mike. Sounds like shit. Sorry, you always
said that to me, so I'm saying it to you.
You're a dick. Actually sounds pretty good, I think, but anyway,
it sounds all right. All right, So, uh, we think
I think we should move on to some things we have.
We have a litany of things to get to, so
many things. That's an s A T word for you,

(11:40):
Brodi Littany's good. Litany's good. Um, you know what. I
feel like we need to address the complaint. But by
addressing the complaint, the irony of it is, we would
be feeding into the complaint. It would be ironic. So
because it's ironic, and we've talked about irony on this podcast,
I feel like we should address Okay, so let me

(12:04):
me the story up. Okay, go ahead. Sometimes early on
in the podcast, even though we talked about a million things,
I like to, you know, get off my chest. Sometimes
when is a problem with some listenership on an episode
or two, that's not me, you know, going crazy over ratings.
But I noticed sometimes, like for instance, the episode two
episodes ago, we recorded ourselves on the stereo app and

(12:29):
we turned it into a podcast, and we put a
message at the beginning saying, this is us on the
stereo app. We used phones, not microphones, and it's not
what we do normally, we said not. We We made
it very clear that was out of ordinary and you'll
not You're not gonna hear that again. Like that, Well,
this person goes decides to go to Apple Reviews. On

(12:50):
Apple Podcasts, says I cannot listen to the new format.
Oh my god, the interactive podcast is terrible. I loved
I loved past tense the podcast up until this. The
confusion and noises are so annoying. That's from Love Crush Beauty. Hey,
Love Crush Beauty, thanks for crushing a beautiful podcast by

(13:12):
giving it less than five stars. Um. We told it's
not a new format. It's just it was just an aberration,
a diversion where we did it. It It was a bonus vacation.
We weren't even supposed to be giving you a podcast.
This is what we get from being nice scary. This
is why I always say we shouldn't be nice. I
think we should take away the dessert next time. Yeah,
but hey, listen, Love Crush Beauty. And by the way,

(13:34):
I don't know if you were a girl behind me.
Pick on your nose, because you know she was definitely
a love Crush Beauty behind me. Um. I don't think
it's fair to review our entire podcast history over one
episode you didn't like because you didn't go when you
liked it for a hundred and sixty three episodes. I
gotta tell you something, Bernie. Now we're falling into a trap. Yeah.
The trap is because we have a second complaint. And yeah,

(13:57):
now this is the this is the irony comes in
and we know our us you guys slices, you love
irony not coincidence. Thing is this person gave us one
star on Apple podcast because they say that all we
do now is talk about our ratings and Apple on
Apple podcasts. And they say that get back to the
content and enough with the ratings talk, and they say,

(14:18):
this is now a podcast about getting ratings. Well, right now,
we're falling into that trap. It's kind of like a
we can't vortex now that it's like it's like inception.
We can't talk about her comment unless we talk about
the comments, so I don't. I'm not sure how. And
then we'll move on two or three minutes of talking
about how a few episodes ago, like whatever episode was,

(14:40):
one sixty one, whatever it was. Uh, it's really an
unlistened to episode to the point where I renamed it
listen to this podcast, so ye Heaven, please go back
and listen. But that's not an out. We do an
hour in ten minutes of podcast. I'm not sure how
three minutes this person doesn't want They want to hear
more of us being funny and less of us conscious.
So we will now move on on. Okay, before one

(15:01):
star ratings don't all right? You know? All right? Yeah dude,
you know what, leave a five star when you like us?
Moving on, moving on. Can I apologize to some Well yeah,
go ahead, accept apology ahead now on the big show.
It's not only an apology, it's more of just I'm
I'm woke. I'm more woke than I was before you

(15:23):
First of all, should not use that word. Well it's
too late. Did give me one star for that? All right?
Scary always talks about being woken on. Two things happened
in this restaurant I was at with my friends a
few nights ago. The first thing is I noticed, um,
I noticed the family of like six people hanging out
having a great time. And then there was like a
nine year old girl or so on an iPad at

(15:44):
the end of the table that from beginning to end
of the two hour meal we had her big clunky
headphones on and was watching an iPad watching your cartoons.
Did not participate in the family dinner at first glance,
and I did preface this by saying, listen, I'm not
a parent. I don't know any better, which now proves
to be true. After I learned later that rather than

(16:04):
criticizing and assuming something that she just was that the
parents were allowing her to get away with you know
that and not participating in dinner, and she's not going
to develop her social skills. I later found out that
if you're a child living with autism, that maybe the
only way that you're going to be able to you know,
they can get through dinner is by that's her pacifier.

(16:27):
And that's just the way that so accept but so
so hold on so so for those people. So a
lot of people like you shouldn't judge now, I want
to say one thing. I wasn't fucking judging. I was
just making an observation. I'm allowed to make an observation
of what I'm seeing now. I did preface it by
saying I'm not I don't want to jump to conclusions.

(16:50):
But it appears to me on the surface that's a
shitty parent. But I didn't know. But and we don't
know either way. Brody, it's right. But the thing is
people didn't text in with you know another possibility. Right.
They didn't say that you're an idiot, you can't you
don't know, you're insensitive. Here's the thing. If I see
somebody trip and fall. Right, if you watch a video, right,

(17:12):
let's say somebody sends you a YouTube video or TikTok
video of a guy on a skateboard and he slams
into a poll. You might laugh and go that's funny
and evolved. But then, you know, how would you feel
if somebody like next to you at work was like,
you know, he could have vertigo, he could have he
could have an equilibrium problem. You could have like you
could be deaf in one ear and it throws off

(17:33):
his busier drums exploded and throws off his what There's
two sides to every fucking coin. So so maybe right,
but maybe she wasn't. It's fair. It's fair to say,
here's what you do. You're an adult and you draw
a line and you say, I guess he's commenting if
they're bad parents, that he's noticing it. Look, I I

(17:55):
have three kids. When my kids were younger, the first
I don't believe there were iPads out when they were
first born. But as our kids got older, we go
to restaurants. We would we knew we had friends with kids.
They would give their kids their cell phones and their
iPads to keep them busy. And shut them up so
they could have a conversation. Keep living with autism, Brodie,

(18:17):
they were not okay. Well, that that's the segment of
the audience. I was judging. And and look, I don't
know if that makes you a bad parent, because as
a parent, sometimes you just want to have a quiet meal.
It's because you're you're not you're not having family time again,
you're paging awful manners. You're not a parent. There are
times when the best thing you can do is entertain

(18:38):
your child. However, you know, back in our day when
we were kids, we sat there and liked it. So
there's a lot of different ways to look at it.
The point of your conversation is you don't always have
to go for the worst case scenario. And and and
I Wilson and of course, do you think that I
would be that much of a dick to know that
if if if she was living with autism, that I
would say something like that. No, So, and I was

(18:59):
just say, it's fine to to inform people that they
might be wrong, right, It's not okay to ship on
them because you think they had to be wrong correct.
And people were like, you're judging, And I'm like, I'm
not judging, well, you are judging the parents. So they
what they did was they said, no, you're judging the child.
But either way, we don't know either way, again, two

(19:20):
sides to every coin. We don't know if they were
just being I don't assume it's the right. I'm not
right exactly because you don't know what the situation might
right anyway. So that move that okay, that we've done
with the criticism. But the part two of the story
was I felt bad because of the poor slub sitting
near the door. Holy sh it, let me tell you,

(19:43):
and you've all been in this situation, and I'm broke.
I want to know what you would do in this situation.
So this guy was looked like he was out on
a first date with this woman and they were sitting
right next to the door, and sure enough, like someone
gets in. Who are pan handler? I think he's hired help,
to be quite honest, with a bunch of roses, and

(20:04):
he starts approaching tables to buy roses. He's not approaching
me and my my four Jabroni friends, but he goes
right to the table next to us where there was
the guy and the girl and the poor smuck was stuck.
It's a stuck schmuck hashtag stuck schmuck, not a doctor
SEUs book. Because the guy, obviously guilt goes to the woman,

(20:30):
Oh look, and she goes, oh, it's pretty roses, and
of course you got to buy it at that point
five dollars, ten dollars, forking over please, So he looked,
he looked at her, she was admiring the roses. He
then then the guy looked at him, and then he
pulled out his wallet handed him five bucks, and the
guy gave, you know, sold him the rose. And he
then the guy moved on, which, by the way, again

(20:51):
I do think that this guy is in business with
the restaurant, the guy who showed up at the right,
you know, the guy who showed up with the rose.
It's like the balloon guy. But but how do you
get out of that at that situation if you're on
a date and you want to press the girl. And
I felt I felt a little bad for him because
I feel like back in the day I was I
was in that situation too. Do you want me to

(21:11):
give you the the sensitive guy response to the dick response,
give me them. I'll go with the dick response, because
it's funnier. But know that it's a joke. You buying
her dinner. You don't need to buy a rose. No, okay,
I'm not assuming he's paying for dinner. Blah blah blah. Okay, Um,
you should spend the five dollars on the rose. Or
you could say to her, would you like a rose?

(21:33):
Because this is a great test. If she says no,
I'm fine and looks at the guy and says, thank
you so much, but I'm okay, then you're golden. Then
you got a winner. If she says, you know what,
I would love one, that's okay too. Now I think
she's in business with the guy with the rose. Guy. Hey, hey, Mike,
come buy with the roses. This sucker is buying me dinner,
you know, buy me a rose. Also. Uh, let's let's say, okay,

(21:55):
let's say it's a hot day. Let's say you're in
a you're a you're in a you're in a car
with a top top down in July, and you got
a girl. Yeah, go on a date with the girl
in your convertible. The top is down. You come to
a red light and some guy comes overances bottle of
water two dollars. Are you obligated to buy her a
bottle of water for two dollars? I don't know about that.

(22:15):
You're giving her a ride in the convertible. Do you
still the two dollar water? Yeah? But you want impress her, right,
so you buy the two dollar water it's hot out,
or you give the guy two bucks and say, you
know what, we don't need the water, but buy yourself
something nice. You do good work. You could be not
to be that guy was trying to say, this guy
should have brought him the rose. Here's what I'm saying.
Like every situation, somebody can walk up and try to
panhandle you. Yeah, the rose thing is is always an

(22:38):
awkward moment. But what I would what I would say
is the woman should say, um, you know right, what
you say to horror? Would you what would you like
a rose? Would you like her face lit up like
a Christmas tree? Well? Then well exactly, and he was screwed.
He forked over the money, and she thinks she's on
the bachelorette. He got the rose, she got the rose,

(22:58):
and that was it. You know, it's it's really an
an interesting You're right, it is a test. Uh, it's
up to her at that point to realize, oh, this
guy is in a bad predicament right now. So I'm
gonna I'm gonna save the day by saying, you know what,
they look nice. I don't really want a rose. I'm good. Yeah,
I think you have to ask her. And if she says,
if it's so, cad love one. So if it makes

(23:20):
her happy, fine, under the hand, she's clearly spending your
money like she's like, oh, I'll take a rose. Not
at all. I I blame that guy, but when he's
gonna make a living. But yeah, the worst is when
you're out in the street doing that because they can
just roll up on you and now they sell you anything.
It's not just roses. You go, you know, but you're
getting a beat in car seat, tableside dining outside outdoor

(23:42):
dining lends itself to nothing. Table I meant, I meant
outdoor dining. I'm sorry you're sitting next to the table.
I got a great view of the table from here. Sorry,
I'm a little thrown because of my microphone. My mic
one is on the floor right now. I went, I
went to dinner the last Saturday's a Saturday. Well, I
didn't go to dinner my buddy. Definitely, we went out to, um,

(24:05):
I'm not gonna say where it is, but we went
to a big Italian restaurant. Right, No, it's a it's
a it's a it's a place that I think you've
been to, but please don't guess. And they have outdoor seating,
and they have in addition to the restaurant, they have
additional types of businesses attached in one large building. Okay,

(24:28):
that's it. So we go and we get dessert. They
have like a dessert like almost like a bakery next
to the restaurant. So we go and I get a
Cannolian a Folia del del and we go and we
sit outside, right, because that's I don't we don't want
to sit inside. And we said that, right. And if
they're big round tables. Now it's a long so the

(24:50):
front of this place is really long, could be like
two feet wide, and it's a long patio almost like
a porch that goes of course, the whole front of
the restaur on right. And the outdoor heating lamp, This
outdoor heating lamp. This outdoor heating lamps, you know this
this outdoor heating lamps and we're sitting on opposite sides.
Now in order to get the proper heating lamping, he

(25:14):
has to sit on the inside with his back to
the restaurant and I have to sit on the outside
with my back to the walkway behind us. So behind
me is I don't know about two ft of space
to walk by, and then a really nice um brick
wall that separates you from the parking lot. Okay, well,
we sit down to eat our pastries, and now people

(25:37):
are coming outside to smoke, about twenty ft to the right.
So even though my mask is on, I'm like, we
gotta move. So we moved about two tables down now
because the parking lot is right behind me. There's people
smoking in the parking lot. We got we gotta move again,
So we moved down again, and again I'm sitting on
the outside, he's sitting on the inside. And people are
walking by as they're leaving after dinner. Okay, you know

(26:00):
problem as they come out of the restaurant. Now we've
moved from being outside the bakery part. We're now closer
to the exit to the restaurant. I would say it's
maybe twenty ft to my left his right, So as
people come out. They have to walk behind me to
get out to the entrance to the parking lot. Oh,
I would say, about eight people walk behind me, all

(26:21):
wearing masks, No problem. Two guys and a woman come out.
I want to say. She's about thirty, and I see
she's not wearing her mask at all, no mask that
two of them have a mask on. Okay, So my
friend has his phone out and he's describing pictures to me.

(26:42):
So rather than be a dick, I've decided I'm gonna
take my own safety into my own hands. As this
maskless woman is walking towards me, I say, because she
can hear me, probably Jeff, let me see those pictures.
So I walk around to his side of the table
so I'm not near horror. When she walks by my chair,
My chair is pushed out a little bit because I

(27:04):
just got up, but there's still enough room for the
two big guys in front of her to walk by.
She then stops by my chair, turns to us, and
pushes the chair in indignantly, like your fucking chairs in
my fucking way, right, Yeah, And that keeps going. So

(27:25):
now I want to say something to her, but the
two big guys are in front of her. So not
only is she not wearing a mask, which in my
opinion in our neighborhood is a dick thing to do,
but she has to she has to move my chair
so the queen can get her fat ass, which, by
the way, it was and I'm just saying that she
can get through the area that was already big enough

(27:47):
for two very large men to walk by. Why would
you think you need to move the chair unless you're
doing it deliberately, or she thought I got up because
of her, which whatever it is, it doesn't matter, right.
I mean, the point is you got you got away
from her, right right, But she shouldn't move my chair.
I thought you were going in a different direction. I did.

(28:07):
You were going to talk about how you guys had
to sit on the same side of the table as
one another, and you look like you guys were on
a date. No. But but when that brings you to
my next topic, I need your help as as as
first of all, your your Italian. Second of all, you
speak English, which is good. Well you know, okay when
you add the suffix ateria ca well yeah, but like

(28:29):
dancer Teria, if you went to a club danceteria. Right,
you'd think it was like a lot of dancing. If
you saw, like, uh, lamp interia, what would they sell there? Lamps?
But like one lamp. No, lamp Interia means it's like
a factory of lamps. Right. So ateria means like you
assume it's a lotteria. You went to like c D eteria.

(28:50):
It's the story that sells like a crazy amount of
c ds. Right, right, right, right, just pop it into
my head. Right, So there's a there's a gelatto place
at this location, but gelot gelout it's here, gel taria, gelataria,
gelatitaria is it's like saying the word pizzeria. It's a

(29:15):
it's not it's a thing. It's just a word that's used. Okay,
so he went to a pizzeria, you would expect him
to have a lot of pizza, right, pizza. A gelatia
means that they carry gelatto. It doesn't mean I wouldn't
assume I would. My mind wouldn't go to the tia
In this grade question, if you went to an ice

(29:38):
cream shop, right, and they had one flavor of ice
cream one bucket, would you con send that an ice
cream place? A guy with a bucket ice cream. That's weird, right,
So think that that he just he found some ice
cream to sell, and he doesn't normally sell ice cream,
and he just hey, here. So we went into the gelatitaria,

(29:59):
figuring when you go to most gelatiarias, they've got a
long counter like an ice cream store with thirty flavors.
This place eight flavors in a little cart like like
it like would be a street vence, it would be
a geltleteria. You're not a lot of teria. That's I
called it. What Yeah, But the thing is to me,

(30:19):
you gotta have a lot of flavors to be a
you are ateria. I'll tell you why. In this case,
Gelateria in my mind means you carry gelato. And if
you carry you keep saying later it's got a lot

(30:40):
of in the middle. But a lot of places are
named gelatiteria. Now when you say a lot of places,
do you mean a few places? A lot? So a
lot A lot a lot that they shouldn't be they
should provoke their name license, no, because it's like again,
it's like the word pizzeria. There's zillions of them and
they come in all shape and size. Okay, But if

(31:00):
you went into a pizza place and they had one
slice every day they made one slice pizza. There are
pizzerias that just make one type of pie and that's
round and either pepperoni or not get the funk out.
That's yeah, that's that's that's not going to be a
successful pizza place. But yeah, that I think you're getting
the word the tiria, the tiria x that it was

(31:23):
part of the word confused with when it's used in
a different form, like when like yes, you said dancy
tteria cafeteria. Like that was My point is, I'm disappinted, disappointed.
I feel like that's they gotta step it up. You're
you're you're a pastry shop and you have canolies and
cookies and that's it. You're not really a pastry shop.

(31:45):
So they had eight flavors. Did you get Stratia tella?
There aren't too many. Thank you, thank you stra tells
my favorite flavorn't have so I yelled they didn't have it.
That's bullshit, thank you, that's bullshit. It's like one of
the main flavors. Thank you of Gelato, Thank you Google,
Strata stratia tella. It's like stracia tella. It's like vanilla
cream with Chocolate's fantastic. What about do they have like

(32:07):
a like a Lara pizza. I went to the leaning
Tara Pizza in Pisa, in Pisa, and there's a Gelata
teria right there, tourist trap. What did I get? Stra
That's that's the jam. That's the lowmane of Chinese restaurants.
That's the lowmane of gelattaria is rather is very popular.

(32:30):
I feel like every gelat Gelatia gelot Tataria needs to
have Why can't you say Gelatiaia needs to have a
little stratia tella, have a gelata stratia tella. So if
you don't have straccia tella, you're not a gelatitaria in
this case. Yeah, now they can themselves. I'm still laughing

(32:54):
from that list. Yes, you're right, I'm sorry. You gotta
you know you play game show real quick game showed?
No no no, So do we need to clause it's
a game show? But no, no, A few less. Okay,
So when I go to visit my mom every weekend,

(33:17):
Mom says, hide all the slices. By the way, we
watched the Game Show Network for a couple hours because
my mom's a game show nut, like you know, she's
a whiz plays. She watched Jeopardy every night. And we
watched the Game show Network when I come to visit
on a weekend for a couple of hours. And so
we watched Family Few and we watch America Says, And
I told you it's very obvious when they want someone

(33:38):
to win and when they want a family to lose
or a group of people. And so let me tell
you about a couple of game shows that I found
to be a little sketchy, little sketchy. There's a game
show called, um common Knowledge. I think, don't tweet me,
but it's Joey for tone, and it's uh, it's I

(34:01):
think it's called common knowledge. And they ask you questions
that a common person should know. It's not one of
your more difficult game shows, okay, And they give you
a multiple choice and the three of you on a
team have to lock in your answers and if you
get the most right, you get the question, you get
the points right, something to that effect, right, the most
of you your team will get more points if you

(34:21):
all get the answer right. So there was a team
called the mommy Bloggers. The mommy bloggers three women, middle
aged women on forty maybe that's middle age these days.
And what do you do? We're mommy bloggers already. You
want to like they're all like Karen's. You want to
slap them. But what do you do? What is joe
Joey Fatone, our boy says, what do you do? Is say, oh,

(34:41):
we write mommy blogs about parenting and raising children and
fun things to do on you know, if you if
you're home with your kids, you know that kind of thing,
products to buy, YadA YadA, YadA. Okay. One of the
questions to these three women who write a mommy blog
was how should you put a newborn baby to bed? Now? Scary,

(35:05):
you don't have a newborn baby. You never have, you
may never have one. I have an answer here, No,
here are the three choices asked. Now that I thought
this was rigged. I thought this was rigged. Where if
they asked us, You and I are on the game
show and with the radio guys, and they ask us
a radio question, right, their mommy bloggers, Right, they got
one job, that's what they do for a living. Here's

(35:26):
the question how should you put a newborn baby to bed?
A swaddle her, be cover her with blankets. See place
on her side. I'm gonna say a A swaddle her
swaddler Um, the woman in the middle of the three said,
place her on her side. The answer is swaddle her. Okay.

(35:50):
So the reason you swallow your baby swaddle, which means
wrap them tightly in like a cocoon of blankets. They
teach how to do it because it's like they're going
back into the womb and they go to sleep. Well,
it makes them comfortable, but it also keeps them from
moving or rolling over and God and God forbids the
even so. So this woman, you're a fucking mommy blogger.

(36:13):
They served up the question to you on a platter,
and you didn't know how to, she says, on the side,
and she has multiple children. She did you not swaddle
your kids? I guess she didn't. Okay, Okay, now let's
go to family feud. Let's not please, let's change the subject. No,
come on, what are you talking about? Okay? So family feud?

(36:33):
Family feud? You know, the first the first round when
they have like, bring up Michael and Maria show is funny.
They just looking for sexual and you and no answers,
and every one of the question was they asked the
two families, and you ever see like when neither one
gets it, they asked the second person for the family. Okay,
in this one they got to the fourth person. They
got all the way down to the end before anyone

(36:55):
got an answer. The question was, now you remember the
baby Jesus. The three wise men brought Franken, sense and
mur that's the story, right. So the question was from
Steve Harvey. If three sensible women went to the baby Jesus,
what would they bring? So scary? You're up there, it's
your answer. What would three sensible women bring to the

(37:17):
birth of a child instead of Franken sense and Murr.
I don't know, Brodie, you know this is bad, this
is terrible. I don't know. I don't, I don't Family feud,
family feud, scary? What would three sensible women bring to
the birth of a baby. I don't, you know, I

(37:38):
don't know. I don't know. I don't. My God, you
can't go on, so make a note every slices he
can't go on family feud. But I don't think anybody's
following this Fody's following scary. It's an easy question, okay.
What a woman bring to a baby shower? A gift?
A gift? Okay, So the first woman says, mur why
would a woman bring murder? If the wise man? I

(38:00):
don't know, Brodie, I don't understand what this references. What
is mur What is this? Okay? Are you not Christian?
Do you not know that the three wise men brought
frankensense and murr? Even if you don't know, no, no,
never in my life. I swear to God, Brodie, I
don't know where we're going with this. I'm Jewish. I
wish this is now. It's times like this. I wish

(38:21):
we had a script. I wish we rehearsed this podcast.
I don't know what's going on here. I don't know
what is happening because completely you're speaking of the language
at this point. Wait a minute, it's family feud. I
don't understand how you don't unerstand family feud. I just
don't understand these examples you're giving. Okay, the other woman
from the other family said what she would bring to
the baby Jesus? Was Jesus that that you understand? It's okay,

(38:44):
You're talking about you're talking about nonsense television, that is,
you see like this all the time. It's just so.
It was funny that the woman's answer to what would
you bring the baby Jesus? She brings Jesus. That's what
you said. Okay, can I give you one more question?
I want your opinion on this. It's easy even you
could on stand this. The question was what does a

(39:05):
woman fantasize about hitting her husband with? That was the
topic A pot a pan. I don't okay, scary, scary,
stop getting stressed, stressed because I don't want to think scary.
I'm not asking you for answers. I'm asking you to
listen to the question. The question was what does a

(39:26):
woman fantasize about hitting her husband with? My point is
I don't know. Okay, So I'm gonna give you the
answers and I'm gonna ask you a question. Shush. They
answered a skillet, a baseball bat, a rolling pin, her fist,
a divorce lawsuit, a car she's fantasized kinding her husband
with a car, and a giant rubber dong. That's what

(39:48):
people answered as the top one hundred people surveyed they
want to hit their husband with their car. Imagine if
the question was what a man fantasizes about hitting his
wife with and they answered a fist. That's my point.
How can you ask a question like that and it's
okay that you because it's okay, it's okay for that
going to that direction. It's just not okay in the

(40:08):
other direction because your your woman fantasizes about running you
over with her car and hitting you with a baseball bat. Brody,
I don't know the answer to these questions you're you're asking.
These are hypothetically, of course they are. But what I'm
what I'm saying is you're you're trying to prose a
double standard for for families. That's what I'm saying about
family feud and all these women allowed. It's allowed though

(40:30):
it's permission, it's it's but but we've seen it in
society that it's okay that way. I don't want to
get beaten up. I don't think that's never said. It was,
But this is not a fun topic to begin with.
I'm not I don't, I don't, okay, I don't. I'm sorry. Sorry.
At least they got the answer right, I said, Penis
Rubber bong, same thing. Yes, and you also swaddled your baby.

(40:52):
All right, Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't apologize, don't apologize.
I just can't believe you've never heard a Frank and
sense mur that the three ones. No, this is I
don't care about frankin CeNSE mura. I don't care this bullshit.
I really don't. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I wish
I was on board with you, but I'm not. I
love you. I just you know, all right, I got

(41:16):
me upset, I got all worked up. I guess I shouldn't.
It's okay, it's all right, it's okay. We go back
talking about Alato. I'm gonna beat myself over the head
with my fucking broken microphone right now. That's fine. That's Meanwhile,
I you know, I went to Miami, right you know,
I did with the big shots, came back, and I
meant to tell you that when I was coming when

(41:40):
when when I was on the flight, there was a
lady and I talk to this on the Big Show
very briefly. There was a woman in the front, you know,
on the front side of the curtain, you know, you
first class. After everybody boards the plane, she makes her
appearance in first class to take like row one c
A like the front. It's like, here, I am, I'm

(42:02):
coming in at the last minute. She comes on with
three bags. There was no room at this point in
the overhead compartments. She threw supposed to board first right,
first class did but no, but no, she's a prima donna.
She's a princess or whatever. And she was late for
the flight, wasn't he. She was like, you know what,
I'm gonna come at the last second, kind of kind
of swoop in there, and then they closed the doors

(42:24):
and then we leave, right. The only problem is you
should check your bags if you're gonna do it that way,
because but she had a bit of a sense of entitlement.
She was like, oh she did. She had three bags
with her, and she was so fucking angry because she
she put through flight attendants through such hell. And I
give them a lot of credit because they put up
with a lot of her bullshit for about five to
ten minutes, because um, they were like, well, there's no

(42:47):
room in the overhead, so you're gonna have to do
a gate check right now, which all that means is
we're going to remove your bags from this flight right, No, no, no,
on the ramp, A gate check is on the ramp.
It's like, we're just gonna lead right here. We're just
gonna send it right down to the side of the
plane and then it will be the first one backup.
You don't have to Yeah, it's fine, no problems, like

(43:10):
I have valuable things in there. You don't understand. I'm like,
excuse me. No. First of all, nobody is gonna nobody's
gonna steal your ship. She's yelling she has valuable ship
they're going to But the thing is what a moron,
I mean, it's going, The stuff is going. It's all
it's gonna do. Was just gonna go right down, the
little thing. And she could watch it as they loaded

(43:31):
onto the plane and then it's the first bag up.
So she's got no she's got no leg to stand
on there. But but I could not believe that someone
like of her stature, or someone that you know, should
no better booge enough first class. Say, she looks like
she fight flies first cast a lot, so she knows
you know the rules. Well, they would entitle me like,

(43:53):
of course you know what what happened though, somebody from
the back of the plane. Man put their luggage up front.
Uh know, because what they do is they keep those
compartments closed as the they personally load them for you. No, no,
they keep those compartments closed until the first class people
get on the plane. Oh see, I wouldn't know that.
I sit in the back. Yeah, well they so. Anyway,

(44:16):
the point is, if you're gonna, if you're gonna come
to see all this from the back of the plane, scary,
This is interesting. I was in row seven, I was right,
I was right behind the curtain. Oh okay, yeah, I
was sitting. I was the first row I had to
I had the leg room seat. I like, I'll like that,
the bulkhead I had that, so yeah, so yeah, I
was just big f you to her. I mean, there's

(44:37):
a lot of f us on this podcast. Don't you
gotta watch your language. Alright, we gotta take a quick
break and we have some more things. Uh yeah, we're
not gonna argue as much. I think coming back, you
don't think so. I think you'll be more supportive. You
think so. Yeah, I hit it exactly and scary. That
was bumpy. I think if you sat through that, it

(44:59):
was bumpy. Down. I don't know. I feel like I
let myself down. What did you leave that? You didn't
leave anybody down? I know, I thought you knew all right,
Murrs from the Impractical Jokers, you know that's the only right.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on here?
Can I call you out for something? Speaking of the

(45:19):
boogey woman on the plane from before the commercial break,
you texted me something and it kind of threw me.
But our audience will understand when I when I tell
him the story. We have listeners, wonderful listeners to the
Elvis Train Morning Show and of course the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
who often wanted, you know, free ship for us, send
us something nice. Yep, so we had a company reach

(45:42):
out to us. I believe it's uh, should I give
it even a company now? Or are we doing free
ship for us? I guess I guess that's a yes.
Hello you look Brodie. Now it's your microphone of it.
This podcast is full of technical issues. If this is

(46:03):
your first time listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, I
just want to let everybody know now, yeah, if this
is no no, no edits this is we just Goo
boys podcasting microphone the chord that comes out of the microphone.
I was letting people know that we don't have this, this,
this many bumps in the road normally not normally. Welcome
to the podcast. Okay, so yes, as your spy. Regency

(46:27):
office furniture, really nice upscale from j oh Yeah, play
the jingle good boys stuff for us. That's right. You
can always send us free We have not gotten a
lot of free ship of late. Just a little side note.

(46:49):
You want to send us stuff you want us to
you mention your company or a product you like, you
send it to us. Yeah, if you want here on
the podcast, if you want, you can send it to us.
The sentence in the care of Ze Radio thirty two
Avenue of the America's six Avenue. Same thing, uh, New
York City one O O one three attention Scary Jones

(47:13):
s k e er y Jones. Yeah, and then I
will pass there be half of it onto Brody because
Brody's at his house. I'm still going in every day
for the big show. Okay, so we have some free ship,
so Regency office furniture. I want to make sure I
get the name right. Um. But they said, hey, we're
big listeners and a few of you guys have complained

(47:35):
about working on crappy chairs from your home, which you
know we are. I'm sitting on a crappy wooden folding
chair and it's very uncomfortable. Have I ever complained about
the chair that I'm sitting on? No, you haven't complained.
I'll give you that you haven't complained. Okay. However, they

(47:55):
emailed me to give me a little d M and
they said, hey, we'd love to send you guy's chairs.
We love the show. It's the least we can do.
Um and uh, it's Regency o F dot com. Right, oh,
f agency o dot com. It's also my Niche Furniture
dot com and RGS Furniture dot com. Not a sponsor.

(48:18):
Not a sponsor. So I said great. They said, do
us a favor, get us a list of the people
on the show that would like a chair. We would
love to send you a chair. We'll give you a
couple of models to choose from. Whatever. So I I
took the helm and I said, I'll email the eight
or nine people that are working on the show that
could use a chair. Why are you beating? Well? Now,
scary works from home like on this podcast. And I

(48:41):
don't know what kind of chair he has. I assume
fancy thirty dollar chair, but I go with dollar audio equipment.
That's correct. I don't know why you say it so much.
It's not funny. Okay. So so I sent everybody and
and so seven of the eight people got back to me.
I'm sorry. Six of the eight people got back to
Nate never responds to emails. Um, and so I said,

(49:03):
scary you never. I texted him It's like, hey, I
need your response. Which chair you want? And he said
I'm out no interest? And I said why and he
wrote back, Okay, now this is not only is he bougie?
Listen to the wording. My apartment has a white motif
and I have the perfect white office chair. So I

(49:23):
wrote back, to match your white belt. What a douche.
You have a white office chair. And who says they
have a white motif, besides the woman in first class
wh couldn't get a lugge in the overhead. I have
a small but humble apartment, Okay, I have limited space.
No apartment with a motif is I don't have a
fucking den, I don't have a basement. I don't even

(49:45):
have another room. I just have a living room in
a bedroom, and the bedroom is full of my furniture,
and the living room every space in the living room
has stuff. In fact, okay, you want me to go
bougie on you. The white the white chair that I'm
sitting in right now, by the way, is the most
comfortable chair I've ever sat it in my life. The

(50:08):
chairs we're gonna get from Regency replaces the other white
chair that I had just one small space in my
apartment for sitting on the other side of the room.
And that office, ruly chair was an Aims e a
m E S chair, you could look it up. And
this one I saw. I saw on the nightly news.

(50:31):
Lester Holt was sitting in it, and I'm like, I
need that fucking chair. So this chair, this white chair,
replaced the white chair. I'm staring at the other side
of my department. So this is the chair that replaced
the boogie chair. So my point is, I'm telling you
right now, as I'm sitting here and I am sitting
in my light my white leather chair, motif that I

(50:55):
don't need another chair. I'm good. First of all, I
have nowhere to put it. Okay, set in of all,
it is probably gonna be black and ergonomic like every
other office. That no offense to this company. But I
know what office look like. They're black and they with
lambas support. But it's black. It's not white, is it?
It's not white? Because I don't want to seem ungrateful.

(51:15):
But I have a white speaker sitting next to me. Okay,
feel like you need diversity. I have a white said
you awoke. I have a white credenza, have white credenza.
I have a white turntable. I have white Sono system.
All my speakers are white. All mentioned your friends. Now,

(51:36):
I have a white lamp. I have two white lamps.
I have a white marble table. And I have two
white cabinets that sit on either side of my black TV,
because well, you know that's what you got, and what
about your housekeeper? And I have white shades, I have whites.
I have white Hunter Douglas shades. Okay, name dropper. They
could just say I have white shades. No, No, My

(51:57):
point is and I don't think I'm being unreasonable. Okay,
I have a white motif in my very small but
humble apartment. So to put a big black chair in
the middle of all of it to replace it will
First of all, I will don't want to part with
this chair. You know what, your color goes really well

(52:18):
with white? White? Black, black goes with white. You matched
white with white. White's great? White is right? Dude? In
this case, you you better be careful, my friend. But
I like my white motif. Yes, no, I understand that.
I don't say but you know, it's two thousand twenty one.
I think you should have like a you know, I

(52:39):
think you have motives ball colors. What I'm saying, what
I'm what I'm telling you, I have black accent things
in my apartment. You know what. Don't do a black
accent that that's offensive. You should not do that. My
desk is black. Oh now now you know like, oh yeah,
all my furniture is black. Not one of those people.
I have five furniture. That's you're still a furniture racist.
I'm sorry, it's terrible. I will tell you that I

(53:03):
appreciate the offer. No, no, I understand again, appreciate the
word motif. All you have to say it was I
don't need the chair to say is I'm going to
have a chair, but be like it doesn't go with
my white motif. It's a bit nobody speaks that way.
Some people do. I can't afford to hang out with
those people. Okay, I'm gonna use the word theme because
the theme is a synonym. Okay, theme is a synonym

(53:27):
for motif, and it's a less boogier version. You know
what else is shit? It doesn't match my ship. That's
how people speak. I wouldn't look with the rest of
my ship. That's how people talk. But I don't want
to reduce the things in my apartment to ship slices.
You know what I'm talking about. If somebody wants to
give you a couch, you go. It doesn't match the
rest of my ship, but I don't. But I don't
also want to. I don't want to classify the chair

(53:50):
as shit. You know well, but I'm saying this stuff
in your house you don't match the rest of my crap.
You have to your place has that. You have to
have a name on your house. Your house doesn't have
a name to have a motif. That's just that's kind
of that's first class housing stuff. I'm a regular guy.
I'm a man of the people. I'm blue collar. I'll
take the chair because I'm sitting on a folding chair

(54:10):
right now next to a broken washing because you have this, brody,
you have like two three levels to your house. A
lot of listen to this. I'm sitting next to a
broken washing machine, but your which is in front of
the regular thing you have. But you have space in
your house. I have one room. I have one room
in this house. I have kids everywhere. I believe me,

(54:32):
I don't have as much room as you think. I
appreciate the offer. Okay, I love it. I'm sure it's
in a wonderful chair. I'm so it's fine quality, it's
a great chair. The fact of the matter is I
spent a lot of money on the last chair, which
I'm staring at the other side of the room, and
I spent more money for this chair to replace that chair.
I love this chair more than the other chair, and

(54:53):
both chairs I can't part with because that other chair
is freaking awesome. Also, so I'm so that I don't
need a third I don't have any That's fine, all right,
I think I think it's I think it's very nice.
If you not to take the free chair and sell
it or whatever, I'm not gonna do that. What do
you think I am brody. No, no, definitely not, definitely not.
And I'm not selling the chair. I will be podcasting

(55:13):
in that chair and doing the morning show from that chair.
You can't wait for the all can't wait. We are
way over here and I don't know what you want
to do, but I didn't. Well, all right, never mind.
You want to read some email and then we'll get
out of here. Um, we have some free dessert stories,
can and I'm gonna save my uh, I'm gonna save
my my. We're gonna save my long stuff next week.

(55:33):
We'll save email for next week. I just all right,
you're sad. I'm not sad. You're sad. You know what
the game show thing through you. You don't know if
the mirror is I get it. I'm feeling a microphone broke.
I think that threw you off. I feel stupid. I
don't know. I don't I can't contagious. I think we

(55:55):
should quit when we're head damn it. I was just
getting I was starting to enjoy this. What did you
did you have a free dessert story? Did you have
a story of hope? Because I have some free dissirt
stories from listeners, don't share what you. Uh, Jane Vic boy,
Jane Vick, He said, I bought a cookwear set. One
of the lids arrived with a defect. I got off

(56:18):
plus a twenty dollars gift certificate from Amazon. Also I
emailed the manufacturer and a replacement lid is on the way.
Free dessert for Jane Vic It's good for him, let's see.
Uh uh Melody estez oh, she says, I listened to
your podcast when I sleep. Now, um, that's not I

(56:39):
got free I got no, well, when she falls asleep.
I got free dessert last night when a restaurant gave
me a horrible steak and a cold potato, they replaced
everything and gave me actual free dessert. Now that is
the ultimate free dessert, because that's where my theory of
free deessart came from. If they ruin your steak, they
gotta give you a steak and free dessert. Okay, I
got some mail. Okay, we've got some mail, and I

(56:59):
got one more want and that it's mail time. Welcome,
you've got mail. Is this a tweet? It's a tweet
from by Sheldon b Y Sheldon Brooklyn Boys my home
depot SPA. Finally arrived nine months late. Remember mind was
two months late or whatever. Thanks David Brodie for giving
me the cards to negotiate. I got it at off

(57:22):
the original cost, plus free stairs for the spare stairs,
free dessert. How about that nice? You can always email
us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com.
Jamie Fezzina writes, Hey, guys, So apparently Sebastian Maniscalco, the comedian,
pronounces the word c A s H e w s

(57:47):
like Skiery and Michael Rappaport. I don't know who's I
say cash use? No, you say well, I don't know
if you listen to the Pete and Sebastian show, but
in their latest episode, about fifty nine minutes in, he
says cash use, just like Scary and Michael Rappaport. I

(58:10):
thought it was so funny. I thought i'd share. Have
a great week slice for life, Broken Boys, Thank you,
Jamie um. Catherine Watson asks for help here. I hope
everything is going well. Wanted to drop in say hi.
Asked for help on something. My family and I were
super excited to have our new fence installed today. My
mom went out to see how everything was when they
told her they installed the wrong fence. How do we

(58:33):
handle this? We need free dessert defensive hio. Uh that's
for Kate Katie. She wants can't wait for the new
episode and she's been listening to old one's on repeat.
We always like that. So apparently looks like that they
have not had a uh a solution to this, Brodie.
I mean it's it's it's obvious they gotta do something.

(58:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, I would. I would definitely run it
up the chain. Yeah. And uh that now, if they
installed the wrong fence, you gotta get uh, not only
a discount on the regular fence, but something for your time.
They probably chewed up your backyard. The next fence may
not line up exactly what the holes they dug for
this fence. You gotta make sure they fill that in. Yeah,

(59:15):
that's that's that's some bad ship. That's that's some free
dessert coming your way. And you gotta get some money
knocked off the price. It's not just not just a replace, right,
I don't thinking gift card in a discount. Just remember
that they're wasting your time on that that should have
been done. Time is money everyone that now correction here
from well, it's not even a correction. I guess maybe
we we got it. We almost got it, right, Stephen
ting We did a swag shout out for Christine last week, right,

(59:40):
so he writes, Hi, guys got such a kick out
of the shout out to my wife Christine l e
u n g, which is pronounced lay young. I said
lay on, didn't I? You guys were very close anyway? Yeah, Well,
he bought her a sweatshirt. The sweatshirt was a surprise
birthday gift. His past some day was hit she uh

(01:00:03):
and I love it. Oh, then he got it anyway,
Stephen Christina for makes it one thirty five on the
Garden State Parkway Clark Westfield exit. Slices for Life, Slices
for Life's is and Um. He has a picture of
him in the the gray property of hoodie very nice.
Where did he? Where do you find that gray hoodie? Scary? Um?
You can go to our merch store, Brooklyn Boys dot

(01:00:26):
Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
dot com. Now I will say this, keep keep keep
that bookmarked, because in the coming weeks we're gonna be
rolling out some old classics and some new new designs. Absolutely,
we may have those snapback Brooklyn Boys hats coming at you.

(01:00:48):
He's that. I don't know if we should have said that, Okay,
I think well, I think that's that's definitely on the list,
amongst other things. Well, speaking of merchandise, T Daddy TSS
Troy Twitter, I thought it would a ry would take
a while to a ride, but it actually arrived in
a few days. Yes, we ship up merchandise very quickly.
We say like a long time just because didn't get

(01:01:09):
to cover our asses. The truth of the matter is
the turnaround time on this ship is usually likes. Right,
was super excited when I got home to find I
got my package. He put a picture of his package. No, no, no,
he put up always in the package. Sorry, there's a
picture of him wearing the Blue Brooklyn Boys shirt and
the brue Blue Brooklyn Boys hoodie. So thank you Troy
for your purchase. This is from Chai Town eighties six

(01:01:30):
snow people porn what oh yeah, we talked to me,
Yeah yeah, snow people was the Canada, Alaska someplace called
doesn't matter because it's three week ago. I forgot where
they made uh sexual positions out of uh snow? Very funny, right, Um,
I was, Yeah, they were ice sculptor or snowmen or
women that were just you know, like the snow woman

(01:01:52):
was on her knees and the guy and the snowman
had a dick, you know that kind of thing. Anyway,
listening to Brooklyn Boys podcast, you were talking about the
snow people porn in a ask in Canada. You said
Google dot Google dot com slash images. And although I
wasn't disappointed, you were wrong. There's every type of snow
porn except the type you were talking about. Just so

(01:02:15):
so apparently they were looking for the specific sculptures we
were talking about, the snow blow job. I guess right. Um. Anyway,
if you, if you, if you give the if you,
if you go to the if you do a Google
for it, you will see so many examples. I just
wanted to give you guys their heads up Slice for Life,
keep it awesome, Mark, thank you, and um let's see

(01:02:37):
don Donnie Mealy Slice for Life here been down since
episode one from the big state of Montana. Just wanted
to get a huge shout out to you guys and
let you know this. I listened to a few podcasts
and you guys, by far are my top I like
Joe Rogan's thing, but you guys are my number one A. Also,

(01:02:58):
what's up with all the Montana hate? Come visit Montana,
Come visit and judge. I'm thinking you're gonna love it.
Peace that I love and Chicken grease. That's from Don Juan,
but it's Donnie Neely. Now, apparently we might have shipped
on Montana in a previous I don't think we should
on Montana. I think no. I think he's right, but

(01:03:20):
I think he's going back to an older episode. Did
I say that he's never been senators? Or did I?
We've never been there? Right, We can't really listen. I
hear Montana is beautiful, big Sky country. David let Himan
has a ranch there that I hear magnificent. I just
would feel, you know, people get claustrophobic in small I
feel like I would get the opposite of claustrophobic being
in a place with so much room, where I have

(01:03:41):
to drive two hours to get to the general store.
I couldn't do anywhere. We're not hating. We love you,
We love every state. America is great and every state
is different. It's what you're used to. I'm sure if
I went to Montana. I would see the mountains on
the sky and I would think it was beautiful. I
just couldn't stay there very long. I need a pizza
place every now. Jolie mckeann wrote to us on the

(01:04:03):
produce bag solution. Uh, it was listening to the latest
episode about not being able to open produce bags because
when you're can't lick my fingers because you know the corona, yeah,
and you you have a mask on the store, you
can't you know when you get so Anyway, Um, I
had a similar problem. I was telling my mom about it,
and she said she grabs her bag, heads over to

(01:04:23):
any produce items carrots, peppers that has a light mister
on it that was just sprayed with water, brushes her
finger so gently on the item, and then you touch
your produce bag and bam, you could open the bag.
And meanwhile you wipe your dirty, fucking, filthy fingers on
the peppers. Okay, So, but Joe, I like the fact

(01:04:47):
that Jolie poses a solution and her mom. Okay. So
if you go to my my Instagram at David Brody,
you'll see a picture I posted last week after this episode.
Last episode of the podcast. It's a cartoon of people
struggling to open up bag, and in all the comments
it's people with suggestions spray rub sanitizer on your hand
and then open the bags. Um, go to the lettuce

(01:05:08):
where the lettuce is usually wet. Go to um. Now
I don't remember, scared. Do we have misterrs on the
vegetables in our supermarkets? Um? I do at the one
at the Morton Williams where I am. Yet so the
Morton what them Morton Williams with what's the motif at
Morton Williams. By the way, they they're timed misters. They're
not always on. Sometimes that they'll do like a it's

(01:05:29):
like watering your grass, like it's on a timer. Okay,
so they do what they usually do it in the
morning before you get it. Didn't time Mrs sing, don't
you forget about me? No? That was that was simple minds.
You know Mr mr On down the road? Yeah okay, yeah,
so Mr Mr. So I've never noticed a mister. So

(01:05:49):
everyone was like, oh, you should just go over to
the mister and get moisture. And I'm like, there's no
Mr in my in shop, right, but I guess there
must be and I never noticed it. I just assumed.
I was like Midwestern. No, no, no no. If you look
closely at the tops of the where the lights are,
they usually these little spigots right right. So one woman wrote,
fuck it, I licked my fingers. I don't care now.

(01:06:09):
It's funny, but I don't think you should do that
now because he touched on the fruit. Now, there's one
thing that I just noticed. And if you follow us
on Twitter at the Brooklyn Boys, I retweeted some guy,
I feel so bad for the porschelow He's not gonna
hear this for a while. But he's like, hey, just
started following your podcast. Love it. I'm up to episode
number eight. Can't wait to find out what the resolution

(01:06:32):
on the steak Dinner. So I wrote, I said, don't worry,
a resolution is coming really soon, and I put all
the smiley faces and I retweeted it because whoever that is, well,
I guess he must be because he asked me we
should have the listeners like funk with him because he's
not gonna hear this. No, don't tell him. Don't listening

(01:06:53):
in order though I know, but one of the things
that he's gonna get Episode ten there's gonna be a
solution to the steak dinner thing. He tweeted at me
and said, I'm up to episode five. Love the podcast. Hey,
how did that work out? Did you ever get your
steak dinner? Like? What an episode? I don't want to
miss it? Okay, he says, I'm up to the number eight.
I'm like, oh, don't you worry. A resolution is come up. Good. Look,

(01:07:17):
by the way, it's it's weird to us that like
new people, Like, first of all, I'm surprised that they've
not listened for three years, but I'm thrilled they are.
But to me, like listening to episode five is like
listening to it is like looking at your homework from
fourth grade. Like it's so long ago for us and
I don't remember a lot of it, but we sound different.

(01:07:37):
The flow is different. Used to understand game show analogies
back then, which is a very different but like stuff
now that you're catching up, Like this guy's catching up.
He's got a hell of a journey ahead of him.
He really does. But yeah, the steak dinner thing was hilarious.
I do want to read one lass and by the way,
don't give it away. Slices don't. Don't if anything lead

(01:07:58):
them on. It's coming to scare. He has yet to
buy me a steakedn don't tell him. Okay, So this
guy would fit perfectly in your house. His name is
Austin White, so Austin underscore White underscore too. This is
an example of a great slice who saw something funny
and he sent us a picture. Uh, it says, um

(01:08:20):
is it chocolate? Is it's sardine's. Nobody knows. It's a box,
it's a can, it's a container. It says dark chocolate
shaped sardines. Oh yeah, sardine's shaped like dark chocolate. Yark
chocolate shaped sardines. I think it's dark. It's it's sardine.

(01:08:41):
It's not chocolate. But it says dark chocolate shaped sardines.
But that would mean that there's sardine shaped like dark chocolate,
which is not a thing. I just thought that was very,
very funny, and it made me think for a while.
Then we got a sign from Oh, I hope I
remember who the sign I had one. I had one
to forgive me. It said caution hot children must be

(01:09:04):
supervised at all times. Thank you. He's in a restaurant
caution and is in red caution hot children must be
supervised at all times? So does that mean the ugly
children can get burned? Because it's scary and I would
never supervise his kids. So I feel like, because we're
not hot, so there's a common missing, I'll post it
on my Instagram. Caution it should say, and in the

(01:09:25):
next sentence should be I should say caution hot period.
Children must be okay, So that that's a good that's
a good grammar police, right there, caution hot children. And
I don't know. Also, Alejandro or Tease wrote to us
on Instagram on you follow at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram,

(01:09:45):
he sent us cases Shi pizza. He has a picture
close up of the slice with pepper rooni, and he
writes Casey's s h pizza like ship pizza. Now, didn't
we talk about cases or no? Oh? What is that
the gas station pizza in Iowa? Okay, we have to

(01:10:05):
try it as well. Try it because we're hearing it's
not as sure as much better, but it's not as
sure as we think. Next week we talk about pineapple
on pizza and and also this other place that's doing
the fruit loops the fongs pizza in de Moines, Iowa.
We'll talk about that. Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that next.
By the way, I'm not gonna tell you who it was.
Let's just give a little tease. We met with a

(01:10:26):
client today. I want to advertise with us potential client
who wanted us to talk about our podcast. And part
of it was we had to talk about the fact
that that we do talk about pizza a lot on
the podcast, and and we're like, yeah, we talk about
all the time. It just comes up. So it's funny
we're talking about pizza because let's talk about pizza, and
uh we do yawning and not because I'm bored, because

(01:10:49):
I just I've been up for twenty hours and plus
you're in such a comfortable chair I am I'm gonna
fall asleep right here. You know what I would take
the extra you're in soul Dah Boys, Brock Brooklyn, Brookline,
Bah Boys, Brock Brooklyn,