#300: HAWK TUAH! Here's Your 300th Episode!

#300: The boys' celebrate with a sick montage of highlights from their last 100 episodes and a list of every person they've ever cursed off in the last 200 episodes; Brody made an AI song to commemorate the 300th episode; the internet's fascination with finding the super viral HAWK TUAH girl; the times you want a good employee vs. a bad one helping you; Skeery may have screwed up a surprise party for one of his friends; Skeery's obsessed with #TheCannoliGuy

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Brooklyn Boy.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Start up Up.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
They making noise up start up, dot Up, Episode three hundred.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We are so close to Oh wait a minute, we're here.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
We're here.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, three hundredth episode, Scary Happy
three hundred episode to the Slices.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Happy, three hundredth episode, David Brody. Wow, why we did it?
We're running up that hill and now we're at the
top of what we did. I just know we have
a lot of episodes. That's what I know.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I don't know how we did it, what we did,
how we're still doing it, But we're still doing it. Yeah,
it's crazy. In fact, I did a shout out on
the morning show this morning for us. We did Yeah,
I did a h that was really nice of you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I basically said, in my around room, which is a
feature where I get.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
To hold on second you you did a shout out
for us on the show? Well yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, so uh basically in the around the Room segment,
I get thirty seconds or whatever to kind of talk
about whatever I want. So I was said, hey, let's
go around the room, and I said, oh, and you
promote it you promoted us.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, I said, he said, Hey. I said, well, hold
on a second, it's time for a new game. Scary
wait hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
So yeah, So what I said was, I said, it's
you know what I said, I'm going to use this
time to talk about the three hundredth episode of the
Brooklyn Boys podcast. So on the radio in front of
three million people, I told everyone they should check us out.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Wow, that's really nice of you. Yeah. Well, it's now
time for a game called US WE and I. Are
you ready to play? Yes, here's what I'd like you
to do. I'm gonna play you a piece of audio,
oh god, And I want you to count how many
times Scary says we, how many times he says us?
How many times he says I? And how many times
he says Brody? Are you ready? Wait? Wait, wait I Brody,

(02:06):
here we go. That's on your mind today? Well, I've
reached a milestone in my Brooklyn Boys podcast. Today. We
were released episode number three hundred. Oho, good for you,
Captain Boys. We were nominated's Comedy Podcast. Those were Radio
Awards one year.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
And I gotta say we're very excited. I'm completely like,
I didn't think we get this far. But we've been
this at twenty seventeen and we're still going strong. The
Brooklyn Boys podcast available. Where do you get your podcasts?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
There you go? I mean that is okay. Did you
count alone? What did you count? Did you play us,
WE and I and Brody? Yeah? Oh? How many? Let's
go for the official let's go for the official count.
How many uses? There were two us'es? Yep? How many
wheeze there was seven? Wheeze wheeze? How many eyes there
was one eye? One eye? And how many Brody's zero?

(02:59):
Not once did my co host my partner mentioned my
name or the fact that it's our.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Again.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
So count every count along? Oh my god, no way.
But we know about hold on, Elvis, Elvis and milestone.
Hold on, I'm Brooklyn Boys podcast today. Oh here we go?
What about Elvis? Jeez? There you go? Okay, hey, let's keetgeah, producer,
let's go to another bru what about Elvis? Hey, I know,

(03:32):
my buddy. Well, I've reached a milestone. I have reached
My Brooklyn Boys podcast today, my brook episode number three.
Good for you Brooklyn Boys. We were nominated for Best
Comedy Podcast the Heart Radio Awards one year and I
gotta say, we're very excited. I'm completely like, I don't

(03:53):
think we get this far. But we've been this at
twenty seventeen and we're still going strong. The Brooklyn Boys
Podcast wherever you get your podcasts, there you go, all right, fantastic.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wait a second, doesn't we and US an hour all
talk to us? And and we an hour doesn't isn't
that doesn't that include include you?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
So if I call this the Brooklyn Boys Podcast with Brody,
you know us, that'll be fine. So basically I didn't
say Brody, not once. I'm not gonna play it again.
We can count how many but Elvis said Brody. That's
irrelevant to me. I mean, thank you Elvis. He probably
realized you didn't. Oh. I mean I appreciate him mentioning it.

(04:33):
Put it to this game, Elvis is Brody is irrelevant.
So what are you saying? Are you upset with me
that I didn't say us. I'm a little disappointed to you.
I didn't say David Brodie, Hey, my co host David
Brody and I are celebrating a three hundred anniversary. Then
you could say we all you want. So I didn't
say it up us we and I. I didn't use
your your the proper name, the proper noun Brody. You

(04:54):
didn't use it. You didn't use the proper pronoun either,
Brody Brody. I identify if I is Brody, U are we?
So I believe identify as a we or a thing?
It wasn't isn't the over arching.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Isn't the overarching idea in that situation? Isn't that promoted
to promote, to promote the Brooklyn Boys podcast and tell
people to listen.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I understand. Could I understand that it's been two years
since I've been on the show, So you're worried that
any new listeners in the past two years won't know
who I am? Correct, which is why you say my
co host David Brody. This way, they know that that guy,
whoever he is, is your co host, and everybody in
the room can go oh, I heard Brody's names in
the world of Elvis Durant's show and new listeners. As
you said, it's been two years since you've been on
the show. If I would have said the word said,

(05:47):
if you had said Brody and I, that would make
any sense. You said my co host David Brody, and
I then people who didn't know who I was perish,
the thought would would be like, oh, whoever his co host?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
His name is da So, so I fucked up. I
disappointed you here on our three hundredth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, it's maybe for the four hundredth episode, we'll be like, hey,
Elvis Brody and I are celebrating you know my co host, Well,
we have a lot to get to. We're playing at home. Hey, thanks,
We and I us we and I I got how
is born? We we we shall uh overcome overcome, you know.
We So basically our friend first of all, Adam Adam

(06:25):
geg shout out to you, buddy man, Oh my god,
he's back. This guy listened, came through all the episodes
since two hundred, I guess right, and uh collected did
the two hundred episode, two hundredth episode montage, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Collected some of Yeah, all the all the clips things
of funny things that we said in the past highlights.
His highlight reel about us, So how was like a
fifteen ten fifteen minute thing, right.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's sixteen minutes. Uh huh, but it's NonStop boom boom
boom boom boom boom joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. We're
gonna run that in a little bit and that's some
time scary guys clips. Right. We also have our friend Michael.
I want to give him proper shout out there. He
has been keeping track of all the fuck you's we
have the once since two hundreds, well since he said

(07:15):
that we never did one hundred. So he wants us
to read one hundred to three hundred because he feels
like he was jipped. Well, so you can't use that
term anymore. He feels he was he was cheated out
of out of the out of the fuck you list
from one hundred to two hundred because we never did it.
So he's gonna give us one hundredth episode fuck you list.

(07:37):
We didn't do a two hundred, right, so he's got
it all for us. And that's because Adam didn't do
a one hundredth episode montage. He did a two hundred montage.
But we want to think but now three hundredth we
have both okay, both, Yeah, we got to both. See
what it's like to include both scary yeah. We So
now now we made some AI songs, didn't we No,

(08:00):
we didn't. I did, dah you did David Brody. Okay,
I see how that works. Even though it's so so
I want to I want to reference. There's a couple
of people on the on Slice time who said a
couple of people. We have so many thousands of listeners,
but a couple of people, and I'm sure they represent
more than a couple. Don't love the AI songs, especially

(08:20):
when we do five six in a row. So here's
what we're gonna do to do it a little differently.
We're gonna play a couple throughout the show. Okay, couple now,
a couple later. But I have compiled I for maybe six.
I wrote again, these are not parodies. If he's like,
I love you parodies, great, I'm glad you do. These

(08:41):
are not parodies. These are original songs that I wrote.
And I wrote this song which you'll hear different versions
of ye, and I'm getting really good at pausing and
putting things in quotes so they sound like a chant
and a cheer. Okay. I wrote this about three hundred
episodes and our career so far. All right, so this
is like to play one. I'm gonna play one now,

(09:01):
and then we'll spread these out through throughout. That is
six so we could play one or two now, whatever
you want to do, let's play. Let's play the pop one. Okay,
let's do here. I think you'll like now, Scare you
haven't heard these correct? No?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I have not.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'm gonna be risinal kell. I think you'll enjoy it,
will if you should, just like I enjoyed all the
rest of your AI songs. No, no, no, this one's
not about you. It's about us. Oh good us? We
I not? I yeah. They started in twenty seventeen Scary
and Brody. Brody and Scary Scary wanted to do a

(09:33):
birthday list, but Brody got pissed. Scary Scary Rich Westlop
sponsors in and Lem Brody catches him. He ees podcast.

(09:55):
They said it bloody last. But since the go ever,
so they've done three hundred shows.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Roast born Long, Make no Beds and diet Coke, no Ice,
Scary oles in the Statan. He claims that leave by.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Twice, from Brooklyn Industrial Clothes to scaryes U f Bos.
It's been three hundred shows. Now bring the fucking jingles home.
I like that, all right?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Is that it? Scay's girl friend is an alien and
Brody just got screwed again. They disagree and yell and scream,
but somehow they're still friends.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
The Brooklyn Mos podcast, we hope that you all off.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
They don't make go lot on me, but they're having
oh blast, Brodie got pissed.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Agony has turned down.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
He was said as fuck Agnes, fuck Dill and fuck
mushroom bills.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Rudyland his job. The boys both lost their aunts. Brooklynboys dot,
Big Carto dot com merch plud Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Carte dot com.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Is that it's more boys dot.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Great. They have the best fan base. They call themselves
the Slices, and they clearly have good taste. There's a
novel that's it. Remember stepped over the Baby Got pissed?

(12:06):
Are you ps? It turned out it was well, they
repeated on their own it just yeah, yeah, it goes, yeah,
it goes for four minutes. Okay, wow, I will put
the full versions up while we're on while you're on vacation.
I think, okay, as an as a bonus episode. Okay,
sounds like a plan. We're off to a roaring start,
all right. Well, the Version Boys podcast, we will be

(12:28):
right back. So now is it the song?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
We just like that I love the song. I love
this song we just heard. Is it the same lyrics
in different formats?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Now?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, yeah, I'm not gonna write oh six, we don't
have to play all six, okay please? That's that's a
lot of mind. Version moves really fast, a lot of minutes,
A lot of minutes. The versions half the length. So
I guess, I mean we have some things to play you.
I guess, Well, well, let's I want to do part

(13:00):
one of Michael Bellevue. How do you say? B E
L L I V E A. But you didn't send
me the list, did you? Now do you want him?
You told me you wanted me to read half of it.
I get I'm gonna give it to you right now. Brody,
you know you and your old school AOL address. When
are you getting rid of that? By the way, I
only use that for the bullshit I do with with you.

(13:21):
All right, Brody, cue your music since you've upgraded your system.
There we go, Oh beautiful. I like it all right.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Starting from episode one hundred and one, Fuck you Carlon
food Truck at Jacob Javit Center, Madeline, Kevin, Jeff Taco bar, Pedro,
Twitter clowns, Row thirty, Dorothy Stanley, Manager Guy, Tim Hector,
Medical Guy, Matthew Bond, suv Lady Rails Car Companies who Lease, Jamal,

(13:54):
Peter Malar, Crystal, Easy Pass, oralb Wally, Target Designing, Numbering
Lane Guy, Shopwright, Isle Guy Bumper, Bob, Amazon, Tire Industry,
Chinese Food, Francis Ashville, Ashville, Archetype, Barami Brewing Company, Facebook, Messenger,

(14:15):
Simple as Human, Wicki Clark, Hugh Grammarly Strong Industries, MS Clark.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Hey, Fuck Buck Cheryl l Fuck Trucking Company.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Fuck the guy with the big gut that wanted me
to do all the work to move my own hot tub.
Brent Close Talker Guy, SUPERU, Turtle Crossing Signs, Cecil, Amazon,
Headphone Guy, Family Feud America, says Robbie ninety two Sports
announcer Guy Jamie Amy, not your real name, Fuck you Facebook,
Harry's Audix, ABC, Medical, Instagram, Instagram, Ted, Easy Pass, Ups, Hookah,

(14:51):
bar Smashley, Katrise, Roberts, fuck you, AMC, Premiere Page, fuck you, Ashley,
Tasha Staples, Cannon and Honda, fuck you Orange, Beanie Guy
and Chipotle in my area fat heads, fuck you not
from here.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Fuck you not from here. Too, fuck you, Mike Walmart,
secret person who won't come forward who tried to prank
call me, fuck you, Pete, Marland Downey, Kyle Purple Label,
Bobby Bubbles, Tracy Stacey, the guy who works the gas station,
fuck you, post Mates, the asshole driver, suits that don't fit,
scary and Cole's Law. That's the one hundred one ninety

(15:28):
nine list, Brody. Well, that's what you sent me.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
So and by the way, lit fuck your pomp and
circumstance bed because I can barely hear it.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay, I'm gonna end that one. That's okay, it's over.
I don't I don't have the two hundred to three
hundred me you. I sent you the two and you
sent me. You sent me what you just read. Okay,
I sent you the other one. Refresh your email in
fuck you Brody's email reader, Brooklyn Boy Brody, I'm adding

(15:57):
that to the list. This is a shitty version of this.
I'm gonna give you the bed. None, No, I'm gonna
give you the bed, and now you're gonna do it.
You know what, fuck your equipment. Shut that thing off.
Shut that thing off. Shut no, no, shut it off.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
You food truck Hey, now you do the two hundreds
and I'm gonna play you the music. Okay, I'm gonna
show you how to mix a bed. God damn it, Okay,
goddamn it, all.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Right, fuck you Colin, fuck you food truck at Jacob
Chavitt Center. Fuck you Madeline, Kevin, Jeff Taco Ball. Hold on,
you're supposed to be reading the two hundreds. That's the
one hundreds. Oh, it's the one hundreds. Fuck you Broty again. Okay,
ready go, fuck you Ray, fuck you Auto Flush, Walgreen, Spotify,

(16:45):
fuck you Oracle, not really the company. Fuck you Drew,
Amicx and Visa gift cards that charges six dollars fee.
Fuck you Mikey, fuck you RNH Rooftop Restaurant, Fuck you
Ellen Mark kitchen manager's name who I didn't get? Fuck
you Paul Penny's, Nickels Dimes, Scary said this, fuck you
Verizon Commercial, Fuck you, Peter, Target, app booblay Lady Malware

(17:05):
bites for Gloria, the guy in the car, fuck you,
Joe flug and Flaggon, fuck you, Poppy See Bagels, Mamus Dodge,
fuck the Empire State Building, fuck Target, fucked Lewis or
Luis fuck Esther or whatever your name was. Fuck Article,
fuck Mildrid, fuck Gerald, fuck Sam fed, fuck bed barf
and beyond, fuck Life Savers Lady, fuck met Life, fuck Olga,

(17:28):
fuck Cheryl, fuck Phyllis with one l fuck Dan, fuck
cousin in law, fuck dutch boy, fuck female hostess, fuck
Chuck and fuck Max. I guess we woren't as angry
between those.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
One hundred episodes as we were in the previous one hundred.
You noticed that, all right, Well, I'm sure that the
next hundred maybe we'll be angrier.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
How about that? Okay, so thank you Michael for putting
all that time. How long did that take? At least
fifteen minutes? Yeah, all right, so they thanks Michael.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
He wanted the William tell Over, he wanted the William
tell overture, but we gave him pomp at circumstances that
I thought it was funny.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Why didn't you give Hi what he wanted? He did
all the work. The fuck you, Michael Belival. I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh my god, I don't want
to play the sky version. Can we play the scot version?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
The song of the song, Yes, the song with the
same lyrics. All right, let's do that. I'll play it
for you. You're being a dick. Well to hear here
it goes. All right, So this is the ska punk
version of the same song that we just did. All right, Scary,
you've established that spot, Scott punk one. All right, yeah,
all right here Scott Punk one. This is for you

(18:44):
sometime today. Here we are seventeen.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Scary or yeah, Scary Scary wanted to do your birthday list,
but Rody got this. Scary's getting rich by slipping sponsors in.
And when Brody catches him, he yells and Dutch and
all match. Don't broclin for his podcast?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
They said it? And last, what's this the zero episode?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
They talked Fredy after shows both pot Bowman No Vegetables
and Tight Co Noe.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Scary helps him want to stay dinner.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
He claims that he's like twice from Brooklyn. He talks
to me her close and scared of your wefers.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's great playing on this shows. Now bring the fucking
shack thos home.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Scary Scuflin is an alien and Brody just got screwed
against They disagree, They yelling scream, but some of still
friends the Roma Claim Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Don't make a lot of money as Agnes Dylon mushroom pills.
Thank you. Yeah yeah, all right, So again, we don't

(20:26):
have to play all the whole song, don't. I'm gonna
I'm gonna post all of them on an episode again.
We're off for two scaries, off of two weeks and
shows off. I'm gonna I'm gonna post some bonus stuff.
Oh you know what. I also wrote a song for
us being on vacation, So there'll be an episode with
a vacation song, which I think I think it'll be
really funny for people.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Okay, maybe not for scary. I gotta say we missed
the boat on something. We did something today on the
Morning show. We had a special guest up that came
in and this is something we should have done during
the pandemic, but this guy thought of first and now
he's making a mint. This just goes to show that
put your mind to it, you could probably come up

(21:06):
with the next best idea to make a million dollars.
Not a sponsor, but Brody, there's a guy called the
Canoli Guy. Go on Instagram and do hashtag the Canoli Guy.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Not a sponsor.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I met this guy at paison Fest back in November,
which is like a lemon Cello event. It was the
people from stretch to mutz where it's like a muzzarella stretch.
I think I talked about it on the podcast. It
was an all Italian event when it like it was
how to make lemon cello. The chow and cello people
were there, but and then and then stretch stretched. The

(21:40):
much is like they you know, they do a whole
show for you. They make mutzuel and then they stretch
it across meat ball sliders. So the Canoli guy was there.
It's called correll od Canoli. This dude decided during the pandemic,
how can I make some money? He strapped a Canoli

(22:01):
prep station to his chest via the do you remember
do you remember if you must have seen the old
movies in the nineteen thirties and forties where they would
walk through the aisles with the things strapped over there
your cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, he has one of those things. It's like it
kind of jet jettisons baseball games too. Yeah yeah, right
right way there. They carry the beer and they carry
the candy. Yeah, they stuck the candy. Yeah, the jet
Jennison's out from your chest and it's strapped over your shoulders.
He basically has.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Sprinkles, chocolate chips, pistachios like canoe toppings, like in separate containers.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
And then he's got the canoli shells and in his hands,
he's got the canoli piping bag, the big fat bag
full of the marcapone cheese, the marscapone, got the big
fat bag of cream in his head, the bag of cream.
What kind of cream marscapone, marzipone, not Marzapan, marscapone, right, marscapone,
that's what can march coupon, whatever canoli.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Cream is made of, and al capone. And basically, if
you're Italian and you know Canoli's, or if you're not
Italian but you know Canoli's, you know the freshest canolis
are the ones that are piped right in front of you,
because the shell stays crunchy and the cream is creamy.
But you don't get freshly piped, freshly piped on the
he pipes it live on the scene. He goes, he

(23:24):
takes the canoli shelles on one side and then goes
the other side, and he hands and then you says
what would you like for your topping? Oh you want sprinkles,
dips it in, dips it in one side and the
sprinkles the other side, in the in the chrunck of chips.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Here's your canoli. So he's available for parties, this dude is.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
He's got ten guys out there now and ten different
of these canoli stations, and he walks around the party
handing out making canolis. He said he's gonna try it
in Times Square. He's gonna walk around Times Square and
just hand out canoli's to people.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
But as a way of promoting his business, is he
wearing gloves? Yes, he's wearing Yes. Now when he's freshly
piping it. There's one special trick you have to do
to make a canoli. What especially when you're freshly piping it? Yeah,
what's that? You gotta give him that dude that night. Yeah,

(24:16):
you gotta give him that hawk tool you get him
in the howk on that?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Well?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
We should talk about her real quick. But but just
to finish up what I'm saying, for no other reason
than the fact that I was enamored and just amazed
by what this guy does, I'm like, why didn't we
think of that brody. We're from Brooklyn, We're I'm Italian,
but you eat Canoli's. Why do we not think of like,
you know, I guess a lot of great idea ideas

(24:42):
with its not something. I don't think that guy is
going to be a millionaire making Canoli's to order. You
kidding me? You know?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I bet you he charges thousands of dollars to show
up for one hour at a party.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
How much could that cost? He needs some cream, you
need some canoli shells, and you need some toppings. You're
talking about chocolate chips. And why is that better than
just buying a box of canolis? Because it's a gimmick.
It's you. You add it to your party.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's a Why why do people get a donut truck
or an ice cream truck at the end of their
wedding When they're done with the wedding and then people
are on their way out, they want something gimmicky.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
In fact, the truck might have like thirty flavors of
ice cream, right, but catering hall might not. Yes, but
what's this guy doing that I can't get from a
box of Canoli's.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
He's actually walking around and making live canolis live in
your face and handing them out. I'm telling you it's
a brilliant idea.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Not sold I'm not sold on it. Dude.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
He's growing in popularity. Google hashtag the Canoli guy. You'll
see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Anyway, how about you having a bar mitzvah, your thirteen
year old boy. Okay, you're not getting Canoli's done not getting.
But you know the ceremony for a bar mitzvah is
to bring you into manhood. You're a man once you're
bar mitsfead. Yes, so how about you get this girl?
She comes and she she does this.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Night.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
So if you if that's a good bird, that that's
a good bar mitsa present right there, if you've been
living under if you've been living under a rock. I'm
fascinated by this story too.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
These two women were interviewed by some podcasts well whatever,
some podcast guy, and he put them the microphone, a
microphone in their face and he said, uh so, what's
the thing that makes your mang go crazy? And bet
or something like that, and you know they're rolling she
he rolls up to these two hot chicks in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
They were in Nashville, walking on on street on the street,
and she just nonchalantly comes right out with it. When
asked the question what makes my man hot, she just, oh,
you give him that hawk tour and spit on that
thing and basically she does the hawk taw into the microphone. Uh,
like it was that thing.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Anyway, so Ever, since this happened, it went super viral.
It's probably the most played clip on TikTok. You can't
get away from it.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So people are remixing it, like I think, like like
Tiesto or Diplo, like did some fucking m song about it.
I'm kidding, and I'm not the girl in the video.
That is a different girl I have. Yeah, there's a
girl named Elena. Everybody thinks it's hard, but it's not right.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
So so ever, since this happened, and because people are
making memes, the memes are hilarious.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
They have you know, they'll have you know what, have
I fix my my broken stereo and then they give
it that howk.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Tour or or nurse nurses to their patients when it
when they're trying to how do you get that rectel
tube in there? You gotta give it that hawk tour
and then stick it, you know, what I'm saying. But
they have her on a they do all this green
screen stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
It's funny as fuck. So here's a remix.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
There's better ones out there. That's that's great too, But
that's an example that I found. But yes, so people
are the remixing it. People are me proud of this.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
But the green screen is like has her in it
and then the background is something else or whatever. Yeah,
I understand that there is one. Well, let me ask
you a question. Scary would that be a turn on
for you if at a in the middle of your
engaging in activities with your your your partner, and all
of a sudden you hear her say hawk two. I
understand that she's not gonna say those right, well, but

(28:36):
if she so, people are now so people looking for her.
And now this is my fascination. Why, like the internet
wants to know who she is? Get it either people
want to find her for what reason do they think
they're gonna get a hawk hokta? So we don't know
where she is. Uh.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
She's listed as Haley Welsh or Helly Walsh uh in
the in the original video, But when you google that
and you look for her.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
On social media, there's no there's no wi. She's nowhere
to be found. People think, give the girl that they
list is the other girl. The other girl.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yes, she did not discontinue or shut down her social media.
She's enjoying it. She's just watching anyway. She's kind of
in the background. But the Hailey girl who said sent
this magical line which broke the internet the other day,
well it's it's then the topic of everyone's conversation and

(29:31):
there's another remix along, So yeah, that's the for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
So people suspect you to lead in her social media,
and she might have, but if I was harsh, well
what I would do if I was her, I would
lean in to it and start making some money, or
Philly leans into it, if you know what I mean.
Make some money off the damn thing, because other people
are making money off of it. Did you see all
the money money off it? Less, there's already merchs out there.

(30:13):
There are people met with with hawk toy hats, and okay,
so by the way, it's it's h a w k
t u a h hawktua and so now there are
people with hawk to a hats, hawk to a shirts.
And these are people that are just capitalizing off of
her bones and she's the one. She needs the credit,

(30:34):
she needs the money. Okay, Now, does she stand a
chance to make more money than the Canoli guy? I mean,
well in the short run, in the short burst, yes, yeah,
she's gonna have like this fifteen minutes that are gonna expire.
I think Canoli Guy's in it for the long haul. Yeah,
really okay that I think she'll make more money in

(30:54):
a week, but than Canoli guy in the rest of
whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I think she's losing out right now by not show
in her face. I mean, she needs to come correct.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
She needs to. Parents didn't like it, maybe her boyfriend
didn't like it. She needs to. Maybe she realizes she
was drunk and she looks like maybe not the the
best example of I don't know, I fee shamed. It
sucks because well literally literally yeah, but but it sucks
because if I it's one move in bit that makes
a man. Oh, here here's the original, the original question.

(31:25):
Here we go, one that makes a man go crazy?
Every time? I got to get that. Well, that's not original,
that's a remix, all right. Anyway, do you understand where
I'm coming from though, wouldn't you want wouldn't you want

(31:45):
to just take ownership of it, so this way you
get the credit. She deserves the money lottery, and they
don't come forward. That's hitting the lottery. Serve money for
that's hitting the lottery. She went viral, she went supervised,
She broke the internet. She deserves l for saying she
spits on her boyfriend's dick. But she deserves doesn't want
to be known for that.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
She deserves the proceeds of all that merch that people
are printing now and anyone who's capitalizing on their music.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
People are making money off a downloads. People are buying
that song, and she's she lent her voice to if
anyone's buying this song, but there's no one song. Well, okay,
you could do an ai. You can do a version
right now and put it out there for the slices
to buy for ninety nine cents, and you're gonna pocket
all that money. You see what I'm saying. She needs
a piece of that. That's publishing. When people write a script,

(32:36):
when people say a lie, they're not writing anything. But
she coined that. Unto her, she coined the phrase. And
people are making getting rich off of her bones or
her boyfriend's bone. My question is your question, what do
people expect to do once they find her? Like I
understand if like a late night talk show wants to
put her on, like Jimmy Fallon would have her on
on a heartbeat you think so, right, like the Kevin

(32:58):
side girl. Yeah, but even though that the context and
the unfortunately, you know, I mean, because the content all
she says is spin on that thing. She doesn't say
dick or whatever, right, but it's insinuated. I don't know
if anyone all right, but continue? Yeah, you said he
would have the Roots do a song with her and
and with the with the kid instruments and make it

(33:19):
a huge viral hit, right with the tambourine, rocking steels
and the xylophones. Okay, you know, ding ding ding ding
ding K two spin on that thing and she just says,
keeps saying it and maybe playing it would be huge.
The other talk shows too serious for that. Yeah, all right,
like carpool Karaoke if that was still a thing. Maybe

(33:39):
have her with James Gordon. Oh no, if Fallon can
find her and have her on and do a bit
with the Roots, that would be massive. Right, But who
else is gonna like, what are you gonna do with her?
Have her show up at a w w E event.
I think she's missing out by you know, that's not
a bad idea. She'd kill at w w A. Of
course she would come out and or you have or UFC.

(34:03):
And you know who is the guy who's the football
the food the football guy, Tua t u a. There's
something going on with him too. Oh someone know somebody
did a hawk and then Tua hawk Tua They did
something like that. I don't know anyway, I know we've
gone on and on about the hawk to a girl.
We need to come up with it. You need to
go do a video and talk about your best sex

(34:24):
move with your guy. We need you talk backs, folks.
LVE was your talkbacks? What's your move? What's your moving bed? Here?
Isn't your move?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
That could be? That could be? That be huge.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
See now, if I now, if someone caught me off
guard and half drunk in the middle of Tennessee and
I'm I'm walking down the block, or I'm at the
San Gennaro Feast and somebody put the mic in my
face and said that, excuse hey, man, what's your favorite
move in bed, and I'll be like, I just do
a little.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Now that and I could walk away. That moment could
go viral. But guess what, Guess what I'm not doing.
I'm not deleting my social media and I'm not going
into hiding. I'm gonna take a moderate of her social media.
It's like, it's like when.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
People steal your parodies, Brodie, and that you wrote and
you worked and you sweated and you toiled to do
you know, and write it out and then they make
money off of you.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
You know what I'm saying. See, here's what we do.
So delete this part of the podcast, and then we
go to a feast of some kind of festival and
then I film you doing it. I just go up
to you, hey man, what's your your favorite moving bed?
And then we release it as if it's not staged,
because half the videos on TikTok are staged. That was
not keep sending me, yeah slices, keep sending me videos.
Can you believe what happened on a plane? It's staged.

(35:39):
It's the same plane set. It's not a real plane.
Why is there somebody with a camera? Well, hey, so
much so, why don't we stay sothing, Haley Welch, show yourself.
That's her name. I think that that's who is tagged,
and the other one is the right. She's got about
three more days of fame before she's done, and no
one's gonna keep you. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Come, come, correct now, get yourself out there. And the
other girl, the poor girl that was mistaken for her
that you were playing audio from before, because then she
came out and said, it's not me.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I swear. She does look close enough that you could
be like, oh wait a minute, that's time, but it's
not her, not her. Okay, we gotta take a break.
It's podcast. You want to hit me with another AI song?
And by the way, will the next break. We're gonna
leave you with our the montage that Adam Gag did
for us for the three hundredth episode, So you gotta do.

(36:33):
What's the next version? Rock or hair band? We get
a hair band one one hair band. Yeah, we won't
play the whole thing, We'll just play the first part again.
I got pop two hair band and rock one and
hairband two. U go with uh, whatever the one not
the pop one? What's the one after that? Hot tour,
Wow Pop, what pop? Ska pop two? Hairband one? They

(36:53):
do hairband one, Okay, hairband one, this is uh. We
won't play the whole three Scary Jones. We won't. He
started in twenty seventeen Scary and Brody. Brody and Scary.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Scary wanted to do a birthday list, but Brody got pissed.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Scary skating rich by slipping sponsors in them. When Brody
catches him, he yells the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
He said he wouldn't last, but since the zero episode,
they've done three hundred shows.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Comino Vegetables and Diet Cocono. I scary Oh was in
mistake to enter. He claims that he.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Tried fly twice from Brooklyn and Industrial Clothes, the Scaries
uf os.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's been three hundred shows. Now bring your fucking jam pone,
all right. The scariest girlfriend is an alien. Brody just
cut screwed again. They well, we gotta taste a little taste.
I feel like this is I feel like we're doing
a flight of wines, you know, like when they do

(38:05):
the flight flight and then I'm gonna put the whole
all the episodes up, all those songs.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's like it's like you take it, you swallow it
in your mouth, and you spit it in the spit bucket.
At wine events you have bit to one of those
brody Yes, of course you spit. You spit it in
the proof. So that's what you don't get drunk. You
give it an old hawk to.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
See. It's catchy, dude. We should do a wine event
the hawk to a wine event. See what I'm saying.
She's missing out come correct, Haley? All right? Anyway, there
was some stuff that you wanted her name. Oh you know,
I want to talk about Costco today. I wanted your opinion, Okay, Scarf.
You you know when you go to Costco and you

(38:47):
go to leave and they check your receipt, they look
at your receipt and they make sure what's in the car.
Oh yeah, they do that to me. A best part
you don't steal a television set. There were two lines
when I was leaving. Now, would you rather go on
the line with a really good employee or the really
bad employee? I mean, duh, the good employee. You're wrong? Okay,

(39:09):
tell you why? Why? Because one line was moving really
quickly and one line was moving really slowly, and I
couldn't figure out why until I looked ahead to the
two employees on the front of the line and one
girl whose line was moving faster, who's doing the Uh yeah,
I got got a nice dagna. And the other girl,
the good employee, was matching every item on the receipt

(39:31):
to every item in the cart. And when I got
up there, she's like one, two, and then she looks
at the receipt yep, nine items. Okay, thank you. Go
to the line with the girl to give a shit
about her job, doesn't care if you steal. I'm not
saying I would hire her. I'm not saying I want
her as my daughter. I'm saying if you noticed the
girl's giving the old she had like the red flags

(39:52):
like at the airport, right the guys at the airport, Yeah,
direct the planes. He's like, get out, get out weekend
an the other girls going three. My god, somebody's looking
for a raise. Meanwhile, the line is to the back
of the store. Would be I had to jump off.
I was gonna jump off the lane, and you know

(40:14):
what people did to me. The three people behind me
jumped off from behind me. That on the other lane. Oh,
they saw the girl was doing the old right this way,
here we go, Bye bye, thank you for flying Costco.
Bye bye, Wow, you have a receipt and a cart,
bye bye, bye bye bye. You could have walked out
with watermelons and television sets and five pounds gawns of

(40:35):
mayo that wouldn't have matted clothing. A washing machine could
have just right out. Wow, the other girl welcome? Is
that the nine ounce or is it the seven ounce? Which? Ah? Uh?
So in that case, the good employees suck because they're

(40:57):
checking everything. The employ suck. Yeah, they just checking. Wait,
you know, hold on here, your receipt is a mile long.
That's aff So yeah, so you know what I want
the bad What other situations when I want the bad employee? Oh,
when you go to when you go to a place
that serves the food like Chipotle, give a shit like yeah, spoons, spoons.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
You know where I want the bad employee as a bartender,
because the good employee they use the jigger.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
The jigger, what the jigger? Jigger? Who the jigger is?
The is the double sided silver cup that has uh
that one side is bigger than the other west side?
Well well there, yeah, well there are different sides there's
one one is one ounce, and one is two ounces.
I think it's for measuring proper liquor.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now best used in a cocktail situation where you need
exact amounts when you're making a complicated cocktail and you
got the shaker going in one hand.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay, you know where I hate when they use that
rum and coke? Right, vodka? So yeah, I want a
tito soda. Oh hold on, let me pour this Tito's
into the jigger to make sure that you your one
ounce poor is just a one ounce poor. And so
that's the good employee at the bar. By the way,

(42:14):
are you pronouncing the r at the end of jigger? Jigger?
J I G g E R And might that is? That?
Should be right? Yes? Yeah, So so with the bar
when the bartender, I'll tell you all the let's go
to all the places though, hold on, wait, we want
bad employees. I just was let me finish.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I just wanted to say, you got so the the
worst the bartender is, the more they don't give a fuck,
so they'll just pour it right out of the bottle.
They'll quote eyeball it into your glass, which is right,
and they always overpour, so it's good for the customer,
bad for the owner.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
But when they're giving you buybacks after one drink, oh right, freebee.
Yeah yeah, so that's where I want the bad employee,
the good bartender. No, thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I'll pass on you because you're gonna measure everything and
I don't. I want to get a little more drunk.
Then you're gonna make me with a with a you know,
perfect poor Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Got, I got two. You want me to do it
one at a time, okay, bank teller enough said, oh
that's all discount the money. If I could have change
of a five please seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve thirteen.
I want the girl at the Costco counting out my
dollar bills. Yeah, yeah, thanks for my five. Also, I

(43:30):
want someone who's a bad car salesman, bad cars. Well,
didn't talk to my manager. You can have it for
twenty one thousand. I need to go in the back. Yeah,
so basically in any situation. Yeah, we paid twenty one
thousand for the call. You can have it between one.
Any retail situation where money's coming out of your pocket.
You want the bad employee, right, I want the band employee.
So I wanted to band employee cost go today and
I didn't get it. You know where I want a

(43:51):
good employee airline pilot, yeah, hospital, yeah, good employe please yeah,
good employee absolutely, yeah. Yeah, truck driver, truck driver on
the road next to it. Yeah. Good employee, yeah, good employee. Yeah,

(44:11):
thanks all right. Also, when I go to a restaurant
in order nachos without scallions, I would like a good
employee please the same right, and uh, chef, the person
cooking my food. I want the good employee because I
want my food to taste great, less filling. Yeah, absolutely,
chef is good. Oh a strip club, Oh yeah, give
me the good employee. Oh you want to bat you

(44:32):
want a batty? By the way, is there Hawk two
in the champagne room? I don't know. I don't think
there's Hawk to it. Get it right, bro, it's Hawk
tour Oh. I'm sorry I have to perfectly quote some
drunk dits from Tiktokha thek tour ty. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
So I'm gonna go ahead and not release this until
seven thirty pm because I want to talk about something
that's happening at seven.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Thirty pm if I can, Okay, I'm going to put
a time on. But all the people that want to
hear you this at five o'clock when they're driving down.
I know, but I can't blow a surprise as a surprise,
and I want to talk about it because I want
your opinion on it. Put that at the end and
tell people, Okay, no no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
No, no, we gotta I'm gonna I'm gonna set this
auto set seven seven A clause.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Are you having an appearance on the Jersey short No?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
No, no no.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
So by the time you hear this, the surprise will
be blown. But my buddy Jason Smaller, my buddy Jason
Smaller is turning fifty years old and we are going
to surprise him tonight. Here comes at We're taking him
to a party. His buddy who owns his partners with
him in business in the law firm, is throwing the party.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
But his friends and family are going to be there.
All the Brooklyn boys are going to be there, or
our Brooklyn crew. Not Brody. Brody doesn't know these people.
We we and us will be in us Not well,
it's a different Brooklyn crew, but it's my other Brooks
stand by, other other Brooklyn friends, the ones that grow.
By the way, does Jason does Jason listen to this podcast?
He may, but his daughter's it doesn't matter. Somebody could

(46:10):
be a dick and then tell him blow the surprise.
Everybody knows about this party with him. Yes, so you're
not releasing the podcast to protect one person. Well, someone
could co tell him. Someone could suck up the surprise. Scary, scary,
You're about to be surprised. You gonna tell him Shady
Jue Mobster is gonna find out his number and call
him anyway. So we're surprised. But here's the thing. It's

(46:31):
my responsibility to bring Jason into the room.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
At seven thirty. So here's the bit of the issue.
Jason is a bourbon drinker and I know this. So
about a month and a half ago, I said to him, Jay, Mike,
I got this really cool bourbon event going on on Friday,
June twenty. First, I'm like, do you want you want
to come with me? I said, Now, I knew nothing

(46:54):
about berman, so I started googling like expensive, rare bourbons,
I said, he goes, Dude, he you know I love bourbon,
I said, I said yeah. I said, Look, my buddy
is in the liquor business and he's one of the
people running the event, and we're going to have this thing.
It's going on on on on the twenty first, on
the at night. You want you want to be my

(47:14):
plus one? He's oh, what are they going to have there?
And I'm like, oh, dude, they're going to have like
Eagle Rare and Pappy Van Winkle. Then I'm reading off
of like like the most expensive bourbon's out there. Okay,
and he's he's getting more excited by the minute. He goes, dude,
don't say anything else. He goes, I'm putting it on
my calendar. It's the only day that I have off,
the only day that I don't have anything going on.

(47:34):
It's on the calendar a month and a half ago,
since that moment. His actual birthday, it's in a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's irrelevant. Oh so it's not even close. Yeah, that's irrelevant.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Well, I mean, well, right, The point is he told me,
he's he's followed up with me two to three more
times about this event.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
He is so hooked.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
He's got no clue that he's going to be surprised.
But because he's such a bourbon kind of and he
knows this is a quote expensive ticket is this guy.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Is he gonna be fucking disappointed? He thinks we're walking
into a room. Because this is what's going through my
head now. He even like followed up a spensive bottle
of bourbon for him. Yesterday he was telling me, he's like,
he goes, dude, we're still on for tomorrow night, right
Friday night. I said, yeah, we're on, We're on. He's
all right, man, can't wait, Man, see you there, because

(48:26):
I'll seeing so. So I'm bringing him in. I'm bringing
him to a restaurant first, and I'm gonna walk him
in when it's time. But I'm getting nervous now that
because he's so looking forward to drinking this rare bourbon,
these rare bourbons that we're gonna walk in and ask
you for a website till he can. You know, he's
not that guy, but he you know, has nothing to
do with him being like suspect. He has bought hook

(48:47):
Line and Sinker into this fucking plan. So we're gonna
walk in and now I'm gonna be like married of course, yes,
is his wife's gonna have a couple of really expensive
bottles of bourbon there for him. I feel like I
need to tell her to bring something. You better tell him, becau.
He's gonna walk in there and go, what am I?
It's gonna be surprise, is gonna be fifty people surprise,
and then all the surprise. The event you thought you

(49:08):
were going to is not here, right, But it's a
surprise party for him. So what I'm saying is is
the fact that the gift is not there. He wants
the bourbon. You fucked him, You fucked yourself. He's gonna
walk in and go, okay, great, where's the bourbon? You're like,
no bourbon? No, but but but then he'll understand that
I needed to create a lie to get him into this,
to lure him in, to get him into the room,

(49:30):
and and mission accomplished, and he's surrounded by his friends
and family, some people who flow up from other cities
are there, and everything Rip Van Winkle, Pappy happy Van Winkle, whatever,
Pappy Van you better, you better have, you better have
at least one bottle of something for him. Holy shit.
So I'm thinking, like, dude, what if he's fucking disappointed

(49:50):
and like, surprise, imagine scary you told me like, hey, listen,
I got I got a meet and greet with kiss,
and I'm hosting it. I want you to come and kiss.
I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna be kiss. This
is great. Then I show up and like my cousins
there like, what the fuck is kiss? That's exactly your
fucking cousins. You're like, but look, your cousin is wearing makeup.
That's something the same thing scary, right, No, no, no,

(50:14):
uh uh no, you are.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
He sees his family all the time. But yeah, but
some of us flew up. There's gonna be people there
from other cities. I got boy baldfrek Grannie's flying in
from Nashville. My friend Nicole's flying from Charlotte. So you
can't tell me he's.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Not gonna like they better have some suspensive bourbon with them,
some some bappy man with Nashville. Yeah, holy shit. He
you know he's gonna do, is gonna huck to and
walk to heell? Wow, wow, you set yourself up. I mean,
whose idea was this? Mine? Yours?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Right, it was my idea. Then you're hold on there.
His buddy and his wife put it on me to
get him. Be goes, oh, you're getting him into the room.
I'm like, me, So that's the best thing I could
come up with.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
No, you're gonna owe him something. You're gonna owe him
a bourbon fest that coming up, like tasting or something.
He's gonna be What if he like, does he smoke
cigars when he when he drinks bourbon. He's not a cigar.
He's okay, But what if he's like fantasizing, like, oh
my god, I can't wait till I'm gonna have the
best night of my life. I'm gonna be drinking free bourbon,
my favorite stuff I've dreamed about having. Yeah, he's never

(51:27):
had some of this stuff. And also, there's gonna be
I told him it was gonna I said, I said
the distillery they want to I said, they want to
sample new product and test it out like unreleased product.
So he thinks he's getting the exclusive on some.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Of these tastes, on some of these bourbons that aren't
even released in the public yet.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
He's gonna be telling his buddies he's gonna go to work,
which what was the best bourbon He told everybody that
he was going to this thing. Wow, listen, great idea,
but poor execution. I'm sorry. He's gonna look around He's
the first thing he's gonna do is go, oh my god,
I'm so surprised. They look around the room for the bourbon.
He's gonna think it's a bourbon event that his family

(52:07):
is at. Siri and Brodie. All right, Bertie, you have
time for the I think it is. But did you
have another song that you were gonna drop on us?
You're gonna gonna drop it like it's hot or is
that was it? No? I have I have a special song,
a vacation song that I'm gonna release while you're on
wherever you are, right, So all right, So before we

(52:28):
get into that, we're gonna leave it.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
We're gonna leave you with the montage from our boy
Adam Geg thank you again for for putting together the
best the highlights of our last couple of last one
hundred episodes. But before we do that, just a little scheduling,
little housekeeping here, and then I have I have a
request ahead.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So I'm going away. I'm going to uh Costa Rica,
followed by a family vacation again to the Bahamas Bahamar
with again with the family, and then I'm gonna be
at the Jersey Shore for for the fourth of July
week weekend with Robin and we're gonna be so I'm
not coming back.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I seriously won't see my apartment until like July sixth,
or it's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
It's gonna six to seven. You know where Scary lives.
You can have a six point four million dollar entertainment system.
So yeah, So for two weeks, the Morning Show is
going on vacation. Elvis ran the Big Show where we're
our wife for two weeks. Elvis is going to Bali
and he's going to going to Singapore. Everyone's going all
over the place anyway. The point is, everyone, this is
our two.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Week break which we take every year, which we're forced
to take because our union says we have to take
your head.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Union says we have to take anyway. So we are
going away. So in its place, going away for two weeks. Yes,
in its place, I will release an episode with the
full versions of all of the three hundred episode songs,
and then I will release another another episode, just another
bonus episode with a special vacation song that I put together.
So this is a separatehab you'll enjoy. I mean, it'll

(53:56):
be a couple of minutes out of your life. Okay,
I'll be numbered. It won't be episode three want and
just be some bonus content fee to listen to do
if you choose to.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
All right, so yeah, now me, what about my my schedule?
H well, i'd like that was my question, Brody. What
where are you doing for your brain your vacation?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Well, in addition to the fact, I will be at
the my New Townhome Complex pool It opens officially seven
days a week as of tomorrow, I will be poolside
every day regardless of the weather. But tomorrow Saturday to
twenty second, I will be at Mammoth Racetrack in New
Jersey at the New Jersey Pizza Festival, eating pizza.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Gotta be honest, like a madman, very jealous because I
saw some of the places that are showing up, and
I saw some of the previews.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
God, Brooklyn Square will be and Toronto's and oh my god.
And I'll be wearing my Brooklyn Boys pizza shirt. I'll
be easy to spot. How clever is that? And there's
tickets available for this too, Yes, NJ Pizza Festival dot com,
I think, but I keep tweeting out the link and
I keep posting link on Instagram. It's at the Search
New Jersey piece. It's an open it's an open event.

(55:00):
It's at Mammoth Park Racetrack and it's from eleven to
six and you just show up and you can buy
tickets there. But I do believe that you have to
pay for pizza right per pizza. The admission just gets
you to the into the racetrack to be bucks for
like sample slices. It's not gonna be ten dollars. It's
not gonna be ten dollars a slice. No, no, no, no, no, no,
it's not I don't get a misquote, but I believe

(55:21):
it's a few dollars for like, yeah, sample sized slices
you can eat like from everybody. Yeah, it's gonna be good.
And it's even one place bringing New Haven style pizza.
So if you're a big fan of New Haven style,
I believe there will be a New Haven style pizza there.
Are you gonna get on the MI C or what not?
Peas you can get on the M I S, M
I C the mic. No, I'm not getting on the mic.
I'm not putting the hunk in the bunker, okay now,
but I am part of the VIP staffing. Actually what

(55:43):
they're calling me is I'm one of the influencers. I'll
take pictures and video and it are you gonna are
you bringing a guest plus one? I am bringing a
plus one. I'm bringing my one of my one of
my cousins. Okay, good, and the two of us will
be eating pizza, all right, and then after that, you
know what we're gonna do? What eat more pizza? Let
me know how it is. Change from my I may

(56:05):
change to my Brooklyn Boys shirt into my Brooklyn Boy
Slices shirt. It's both appropriate. Look out, I may do that.
Now we get this montage, Yeah, we got this. It
captures our show. I think Adam gag he did a
fantastic job. Thank you so much forget a Way to
thank him properly, and Michael as well for your your
f U list. We appreciate it. And if you're going
to leave it, talk license. Thank you for three hundred episodes.

(56:27):
I'm supporting us and Slice time. Yeah no, really no,
this has been amazing and if we can get the
word out to more people to spread the love, spread love,
it's the Brooklyn way.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Hello, let's get let's get more people listening to this podcast.
As we eumbark on another three hundred episodes together. And
if you want to comment on this episode and leave
a talk back, don't do it just yet. Wait until
let's say, let's call it the week.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Of July fourth.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
July first, you can leave it because I know they
because it'll expire by the time we listened away, right, so.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Try to remember what you were excited about to leave
us a talk back.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Yeah, July, start leaving your talkbacks for this episode on
July first, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
All right, all right, enjoy the montage everyone, and thanks
for everything. We are back. This is an event the
Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Private event Invite. We'll be flying
in Spearmint Rhino Entertainers so to celebrate and opening on

(57:32):
the twenty eighth Grand all say grand opening.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Now, I'm thinking about our old school Z one hundred
dinner that we're going to be having. What who are
we thinking about for this time around?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
So scary you me?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Sal Brandon, Bernie would love to get Greg and Cubby.
Brian's coming into town that weekend. Yeah, but yeah, it's
the usual. So you're came with Brody. Then I'm going
to invite Brody. No, Brody, is he on the line
with us right now?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Is there anybody else on the planet you could have
mentioned other than me, Josh, I'm not saying that. Sometimes
I don't have to cut a dingle berry off my
bijon's ass. Oh. Sometimes it's like a little chocolate chip.
Oh my god, little chocolate chips.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
You see, always look at the chocolate chip. He did
snip it off right. Brooklyn was sponsored by Nestle's toll
House coal House. No, it's more like whole house. Hello Hio, Yeah,
hashtag whole house. The real action started when I flew
to Cartagena, because as soon as you walk outside, their
panhandlers everywhere. My buddy left his iPhone thirteen in his

(58:43):
back pocket, so a seven year old kid popped the
phone out of his pocket. They fucking bolted, and my
one friend thought he was gonna be a nice guy
and get him. Was handed his phone over to the locals.
Well he might as well have. He pulls out a
lot of fucking cash from his pocket. What to give
to the kid. It's because kid wanted to some kid
wanted to play a dice game. Oh, your tourists three

(59:05):
people are coming New York and play three card Monty most.
I'm just gonna blanket this and I know this is
people that are Colombian goes a blanket there was. This
has been brought to you by the Cardaina turresan board,
Scary Jones from the streets, from the hood getting boattocks. Okay,
we'll wait a second. I got the Zeeman Zeman, so

(59:30):
they injected me with Zeeman. All right, it's so funny,
you got a Zeeman facial. I'll just sit here and
I'll wait until you finish your jokes. I'm finding it
very hard to swallow this whole Zeman story. Danks. No.

(59:51):
When I got into the Blue Lagoon shower locker room,
h I had my method of how I was going
to get around the nudity of it. There was like
there was man ass everywhere. They were just like dropping trowel.
I had like ballsack in my face. I saw the
hand What right? What ride did you go on? Dude?
The locker room was. I couldn't believe you're trying to

(01:00:11):
kiss the Blonnie stones while you were there. If I
went into a ball uptown and I was the only
white guy, am I killing it is he killing it
with the black ladies. Look, I have to fit Brody.
Is black girl handsome? Though? What the what is that?
What does that mean? That's my new Twitter handle? White

(01:00:33):
girl average looking, but black girl handsome? God?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Got hit?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I got I was having sex this woman would would
not lock her dog up, and then the dog jumps
on the bed and next thing you know, the dog
licked my asshole. Whoa what the was that? Holy shit?
I was like, oh my God, and all of a sudden,
I just felt, what the fuck? You gotta you gotta

(01:00:57):
rin tintin jobs. You have the return of Katie Babs.
Katie Blabs over a body, Katie Babs. And guess what,
I'm not hungover from Las.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Vegas because I got one of those liquid ivs put
in my arm.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Where else would you put the ivy in your fucking eyeball?
I put the IV in my arm, man, because I'm
fucking crazy like that, right, And I didn't get hungover
because I'm fucking rad. Katie Babs. Scary Jones came in
wearing a shirt that said Jimmy Hendricks on It. Scary
Jones does not like Jimmy hendricks Scary Jones I said,

(01:01:35):
scary name three Jimmy Hendrick songs. Guess what he could
not I said, I said purple Haze, and then I
started grappling. Yeah, I couldn't. My mind couldn't think. So
I'm yes, I know I could sing his songs. Hey Joe,
Hey Joe. That's it. And we go to see a

(01:01:57):
play called Take Me Out. There are two scenes of
full on male nudity. It's a it's a it's a
pot pourri penis. It's a penis potpourri. There's a couple
of guys on the stage on the right side who
are not a threat to me. And then there's an
actor in the play. He's got some big deal energy,

(01:02:19):
big deal energy, and he's on the left side of
the stage. I'm trying desperately to get my wife's attention
to look to the right. Did you see anything up there?

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
She liked.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I'm gonna say, hopefully not. Let me get some audio here.
Oh boy, I feel better tomorrow when I use tonight.
What's with the booze dust? So if they were like,
ye't do it like that, like over accentuate bruise dust.
Right now they're offering twenty percent hit no with bitch

(01:02:52):
hit this. I'm sorry, bitch coat the jingle not cool.
I'm not a bird expert per se, but I watch,
say I watch the only thing you know about birds
is when you cover them in sauce and cheese. I
watch a lot of bird videos.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
The gray ones, the gray ones, talk some of them
the African and all you have all the name of
the African gray that would a minute, the African gray?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
If what if there was another gray? Don't go there, okay,
And I'm not going to my man the African gray.
That's what I'm thinking you are gonna do. You're a douche.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I'm literally trying to redo my bathroom. I've lived here
for quite a long time. Right, it's time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Well how much did they quote you? How much they
they want? Fucking twelve dollars? That fuck? They said to
me this, he goes. You want a toilet that screws
into the wall and doesn't touch the floor, toilet, the
floating total A floater. I don't have. The only floaters
I want is in the toilet. I don't want to
floating toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
You heard about chat GPT, right, you know what this is?
Chat jipp It could write a song. I could write
a hit song. Say, write a song that's gonna sell
a million copies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Woo is the best, funnier than the rest. So it's
a clever guy. The made this song with Ai. It's right, skin,
you're an asshole? Was that necessary? There's two guys behind
the counter selling shirts, so I'm like, I think that's

(01:04:25):
Steve I son fire right, because yeah, you call me so,
he says to me, listen, after the show, my father
will stop and take pictures in meat people get out,
gives me the shirt. He turns the digital screen around
for the tip. Oh, his father's name is on the shirt.
He's getting paid and he's rich. The dilemma is he

(01:04:46):
gave you a tip.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
A tip for what.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I think. If you're getting a tattoo under your boob,
be your boob, around your boob you get, I call
it a tiptoo. What about a bag two? That's a
twat two? Oh, oh my god, you're went there. I had, well,
I had at a better name than you. Gave it
a minute, I got another one. But if you get
a tattoo between you button and you and your privates,
a taint to a taint too. I had a family.

(01:05:14):
They were there an hour. Scary. I see the guy
go into my bathroom. He sits down on the toilet.
This guy took a ship in your toilet. He went
into my bathroom, my private bathroom. I hid every roll
of toilet paper and every box of tissues in He
wiped his on your towel. I don't know what I

(01:05:35):
hid the towels. There was nothing to wipe with. One
of your dogs, brown dogs in my car genius dog
kill my joke. You fuck Mario Carbone, the owner of
Sidel's studio. I have to say, this is the first
time I think I'm right upset. I'm not gonna be there.

(01:05:56):
I would like to tell him to his face not
to put so much fucking dill in the Mazi ball soup.
And by the way, there's nothing more Jewish sounding than
Mario Carbone. If the Mario wasn't enough, Carbone certainly is
I arrest my case, Julia? Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Michael McDonald, he's white. Michael McDonald is why you didn't
know Michael McDonald was white? From the Dewbie Brothers. It's
not Doobie and the brothers. Michael McDonald. Neither of those
names sounds that sounds like this. Michael McDonald's white with
a beard. You thought your whole life he was black.
Oh my god, he's white. Right, we're gonna officially launch

(01:06:38):
the uh Slice Time podcast. It's gonna be Oh well,
you just gave away the name. Oh yeah, Oh I
think I'm being recorded again. I don't know again from Hey,
Rode and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here, Andrew, I'm saying

(01:07:00):
New York here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Hey, it's Maggie for Miami, Danny the Blind Radio guys,
all right, Ted, Miowa, it's niney hair monocam.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Brody and scary, Scary and Brody. It's dead a he
from the Bronx over there. Oh boy, this is Chad
from all from Illinois. Good afternoon. My name is Dave Brown.
This is a room get mone Hey, guys, Damn here
hit the fucking jingle. Bitch, fucking yourselves, job job. Why

(01:07:28):
would you show up at five o'clock o'clock? Damn scary.
I'll go out with you and you can break up
with me and make my car payments. It's a fun paenus,
isn't it. I think the person that ship on the
jeans is actually Brodie.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Big Dip, Bob Ferrari, Spread and Pink Steve whatever your
friend's names.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Aren't Wait time, bring the fucking get the fuck out
of here. Stop giving away other people's money for free.
You just gotta expect they're gonna smash in your bed. No,
you are one sick puppy up to you. You can't
talk at a normal death level after ten o'clock in
your apartment. What the fuck Scarry with his seaman head

(01:08:13):
is not wrong? Good morning? This is your boy one
hey brother, a brooken bus boy. I just want to
remind everyone we should please limit our talk back because
it gets really fucking annoying. You can't fit it in
in three talk backs, then don't fucking say how can

(01:08:36):
you argue with logic like that? This is something you're
gonna want to comment on. I think I don't want
to come. This is only comment on stuff scary. But
all right, get off my sidewalk. Dude, you took a
ship at Junior's Drop my mama, what fuck kind of
Chinese restaurant doesn't have roast pork? So wait a minute.
You thought for a second I was gonna let you
charge me for this fuck off? That don't blame it

(01:08:59):
on having a sea a moment. I'm a senior. Damn it.
I threw away my fucking wallet. Brody, he was paulaying
it at a wake. You can't parlay it awake. Fuck
you douche, fuck you malware bites, Fuck up people, scary.
I just said that, what podcast do you? I stick it?
But I, oh, Maggie ordered the wrong part and you
put in the wrong part, so you don't even have
the right part. They fuck me. Oh my name's not Asia,

(01:09:21):
who give me the cheap pink? Give me the cheap paint?
And he's yelling at his dick. Don't do me like this.
Come on, motherfucker work No, he goes, yeah, just pepp
it the whole sound a whole. I'm like, you fucking
knew here. I can't get into the ann Frank house.
I said, what's the spot? What spot? What are you
talking about? The Brady dogs are fucking I've been trying
to get rid of this goddamn scooter for a year.
Don't talk through the air. But he talks with the

(01:09:42):
glass guy who's in the way of everybody. Dad, why
don't you spend the ten dollars buy the books from me,
and you can go fucking donate them Facebook marketplace, go
fuck yourself. No, no paravans, But like, what kind of
free this their can you get from a fucking dermatologist?

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Like? Am I gonna get? Don't want to meet you
because you're so awesome Berry Shaggy, Thanks fucking genius. You
made a nun move, gave a spell roll with fucking
cringe cheese. Hello, I'm stuck in the bathroom. Fuck her eyes, hashtead,
fuck her eyes. I got dicked on this fucking peanut
butter and stop lying to people, to me, many people

(01:10:19):
they guessed to me. And you want the crappy currd
cranky That's what I'm saying. Fuck Dodge, Fuck Mavis. It
was a nail in my tie. Fuck you're lady down.
Oh my god, Brodie, I hope nobody buy it from you.
I love io back. I hope you'll blunder is defective.
You are a nasty, awful woman and your glammar is terrible.
Fuck you, ebee guy. This place is full of liars. Listen,
I bought your dinner. Stop measuring. He's rifling through the

(01:10:40):
garbage and guess who's Burger's up next. I fuck myself.
Do you know the only way I can move the table?
Scary closer to the rock? What show is she talking about?
But what is my score?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Rove?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Click click?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Well? So we can't give you a credit because it
wasn't canceled? Yes, I know you a man black last.
His name is Less. It's not black Less. No, that
fucked up my mailbox. You couldn't go with me to
New Haven because he was gonna be in the car
all day. Fuck you. I was at the gym late.
I was working out, you know, like they just get
up and fabreeze. Your asshole, Drew, don't tell me to

(01:11:16):
download the app again, sir, you're not listening to me.
Go ahead, Drew, what do you need me to do?
I use your download app? Dree You didn't grow up
with Nicki Minaj. Yes, I did. Scary starts peeing while
I'm on the phone with him. I'm happy being rained
on your goddamn kid's birthday party. It's like you're a
for douchebag. You don't doubt me. What do you do
for the mets? I own them? Fuck dad, one thought

(01:11:38):
at a time, stopping, stopping, stop, stop, it's not this girl.
Holy shit, you paid eighty dollars for stupid mushrooms. My
sister Brittany is there, Well, where else would she be?
She's attached to you. Ah, you quibbled over a fucking
dollar six. A dollar six, bitch because they were in
the app pot salty and juicy and it's butter. Okay,
you paid for your dog to get a hand job.

(01:11:59):
It looks nice. His tweet at this motherfucker. You've never
freed up. Scary? You got time share? I got time shared?
Those are straight fire on you. Ah, to admit it.
Your house a piece of shit, that's right, It is
a piece of shit. That's But do you know how
many fucking vegans will be like super clean whatever, and

(01:12:21):
then on the weekends they go and eat someone's ass.
The wrinkled up in my wallet for a year card
that had to manage his signature in the white box,
This isn't the one I gave you. Can you do
me a favorite? Can I get an extra bag of noodles?
She goes, oh yeah, sure, fifty cents? And I realized
to myself, wait a minute, I just qualified for General
Soace chicken, and the fifty cents onto my Bill, I
would like to free general soace chicken now. And I

(01:12:44):
looked at it and I sweated sky, I went, were good?
The return of we good? We're good? Decide the episode
called two Angry Men? Isn't every episode called that? I'm
D or D? They're both on the top shelf? Why
did you put them here? Now? My food's called? She says,
she had a really good excuse. She looks at me,
She goes, oh, sorry, what what hit the song? Do

(01:13:14):
you exhaust me? Do?

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
I though?

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Yeah, that's because we're both from That was amazing, Adam,
Adam standing ovation, steady. Congratulations. Brody is gonna hook you
up with a five hundred dollars AMEX gift card? What
for you? Adam? What money? I don't know? No, wasn't

(01:13:39):
that what? Brody?

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Wait? Wait, where's the we and the US?

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
It is Brody. Brody's got five hundred dollars for you
in camp. Do not you work at a radio station,
you figure out how to do it. Congratulations at Brody.
That's so admirable of you to like to give Adam
money out of your pocket. Does admirable? It's also imagination,
it's your imagination. It's all you, Brodie's not gonna happen.

(01:14:03):
It's all not Adam. I love you. I'll have a
job so I'll figure something out my job. And thank
you Michael.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
The Three.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Boys Bros Boys b