Episode 55: I Probably Shouldn't

On today's episode we actually find Shea who's in the Bahamas, we had to rush to get his picks before he left mid show. We talk to Bad Larry who had himself a good weekend in the first weekend of the NFL playoffs. The guys are wilder than usual this week which is saying something. Enjoy!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello man.

(00:22):
How are you doing? Buddy? Great? And I know you're
doing well. Dylan is here. Picture day, Ray Marvin is
Shay with us? Wait didn't you just say gig Dallas win?
Didn't you just get there? Shay? I got here? Yeah? Today,

(00:44):
I gave it. Wait, yeah, this morning? Yeah, Today's Thursday? Right, Okay,
that's gotta be here. Okay. Have you been drinking? Yes? Absolutely,
tequila Sunrise for breakfast? Uh ate some rooms too. You
know there's a lot of roosters out here, Danny Roster.
There's got to be a cock fight. Yes, yes, if

(01:07):
there is your yeah, okay, No, I'm in some Bahama island.
I don't really know which one. The roommates set it
up with a bunch of people. It's pretty fucking up.
Is everyone on mushrooms too? Or did you deal solo mission?
Just me and this other lady chalk about their uppers right,

(01:27):
So now I gotta drink more to you. You can
drink infinity amount then then we're unstoppable. Right now, we're
on the clock here. We want to make sure we
get the prime shame before before the ship sails. Yeah,
because I don't know what it's gonna like look like
in a couple of hours. Bad Larry you. Okay, I'm

(01:50):
totally fine, Damn. Just got back from Maine. I spent
a little time at um morters Edge and Westbrook, Connecticut
on our way home. We've spent a night there. Not
bad place. Um pretty empty when we were there, though. Okay,
well that's nice to know. So you were like five
minutes from here. I actually dan, I actually ate it.
Goodies when we left Water's Edge. I had goodies for

(02:13):
a little once for the ride home. Branana milkshake that's
right around the corner from me. Correct. Okay, you're in
town and you didn't even stop in downtown Milford. It
was like one thirty and I knew you guys were
done and I didn't. When I come up, we all know. Okay,
yeah I heard this. Well I got here last night.

(02:36):
Oh okay, uh yeah, I played paint pall I got
a hustle at a paintball. It's all coming back to Okay, okay,
all right, all right, So so Shay got to his
vacation destination last night, not this morning. Um, are we
ready to go? Now? You know we started with a

(02:58):
clean slate when the playoffs started. Than that means we're
back to zero because Dylan won the regular season. But
that doesn't really mean anything. They don't tell you how
fleeting successes until you lose it. Dan Larry up four
units from last week, Shay is up one unit, and
Dylan is minus one and a half units, So that

(03:20):
means bad bad Larry gets to take the victory lap here,
Okay and Dan, I'm not going going lightly. These are
three unit three team teases. Oh alright, I have to
three unit teases. Kansas City plus one and a half,
the Bengals plus fifteen and a half, and the Giants

(03:41):
plus seventeen and a half. That's one three team teas
the second three team teams. Hold on, let me let
me check with picture day right to make sure are
the numbers lining up with Bad Larry? There? Right, it's
one and a half for casey. Bengals are plus fifteen
Giants are plus seventeen and a half. Okay, you're a
with that. Yeah, he only took a half a point

(04:02):
a whey from okay. Alright, alright, I just want to
make sure we get it correct. Okay, Now what else
do you Okay, the second three team teas is overtaking.
These numbers might be a little different, So I'm not
going to say the numbers. You just tell me what
they are over casey, over the Giants, over the forty Niners. Alright,
So I have the over thirty eight and a half

(04:22):
the Kansas City and Giants. Uh no, that's gonna be
more New City. I think it's about forty two or something.
First of all, you screwed it up. You've got Kansas City. Wait,
you got Kansas City and Buffalo, right, Yeah, that's my fault. Okay,
Jacksonville obviously, okay, but what's the over under? So with

(04:44):
the teaser and a half the Giants Eagles, all right,
and the Niners and the Cowboys thirty six? All right?
You okay? With an laire? Yeah, I think the Kansas
City one I'm really okay with. But it's not right.
It was like fifty two. Well, I think it was
a thing. A lot of the money was on the

(05:06):
the over, I think, or the under rather. Wait a minute, wait,
what are you? What are we doing? What are you
giving me? This Kansas City line at a half thirty
eight and a half. That's with your their ten point
forty eight and a half down a thirty adn't have on.
That's the biggest Christmas gift you've ever given me, Dan? Okay,

(05:30):
what else? Go ahead? Now? Two team teasers, just one
of them for two units, Casey minus the two and
a half and the Eagles minus one and a half. Okay,
anything else that you're betting? Then I have a couple
of straight bets Dan, Ksey minus eight the one unit
at KC minus eight and a half you love Kansas

(05:51):
City one unit bet Bengals plus the five and a
half five, and then a three unit bet. I'm sorry,
but I think the forty Niners are going to embarrass
the Cowboys three three and a half, three and a half.
Yea perfect? Do you sound confident? This is this is

(06:13):
a whole bad Larry is back back back from vacation. Yeah,
ready to Well, actually, I'm going to the stupid card
games soon as we get off the show. I've already
been the Rays, already had my breakfast, ready to go.
Big high school basketball game down here Dan st Rose
my alma mater against Mannus went to local high school.
Both teams very good. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Oh, we'll

(06:39):
be betting, and of course I'll be betting it. You
know what, Shane Dylan, I'm gonna send Ray. I'm gonna
send you a picture of the score when I when
I leave the gym, and then you yeah, we need
a line on that. And then you're gonna go play poker.
Right I'm going to play poker right now. Then I'm
going the games six o'clock and six thirty tonight. Okay, Larry,

(07:00):
I'm gonna I'm gonna take the you're the team that's
not your high school whatever, just straight up you want
to throw a little friendly wager on that one? Certainly?
All right? And and we're on the road at Maniskuan
perfect Masquan Powerhouse. Everybody are, Uh, let's let's get to
Shay because I don't know how long this is gonna

(07:21):
last with him, So Shay your turn. There are people everywhere.
I could hear a lot of kids there. Yeah, I
don't know what the funk happened. All right, I got
some bets here. Uh, you can go to hell Dallas
San Francisco first half under twenty three, Brock Party under

(07:42):
one and a half touchdowns, Chiefs minus eight and a half,
Sincy Buffalo over forty eight and a half, Dallas San Francisco. No,
I didn't do that, that's not real. And then I
got a part lay Danny, Wait, you're not taking the
Dallas San Francisco over. No, I took the first half under. Okay,

(08:02):
al right, mind just say this is what picture day
Ray gave me here, So that's all. That's definitely what
I sent him. That's neither here, okay, okay, alright, alright,
so we got that right. And then I got these
are all one units. And then the parlay. I don't
know what the odds are in this ship. Kansas City
money line, Philly money line, Buffalo money line. And then

(08:22):
to stick it right in Larry's eye, Dallas money line. Okay,
Kansas City money line is minus four fifty eagles par lay,
they're all the money lines. Oh pays out plus five hundred?
Is that right? Ray? We're good on. Then I'll take
that check his numbers. Anything else that needs to be

(08:43):
brought up here by U, sha Um, I probably shouldn't.
That can be here, that can be applied to a
lot of things. With you, I'm going back to the
bar and I'm gonna find that son of a bit
you hustle me in ping poll. Okay, hold on for
a second, though, don't go yet. All right, let's let's
hear Dylan's picks. Dylan, Now, yeah, here we go, um

(09:07):
going Jags plus eight and a half against the Chiefs.
And Shay and Larry both like the Chiefs, so may
as well put that one in the wind. Calm already,
and it's it's Trevor Lawrence on Saturday, and he never loses,
never loses it on Saturday. Um Eagles minus seven a
half against the Hegant all right, Bills minus five against
the Bengals. Bengals, is it Bengals? Yeah, don't you guys

(09:33):
call him Bengals. It's Bengals, bes Um. And then sorry, Shay,
but I'm also taking Niners three and a half against
the Cowboys. Oh, you and Larry in the same side.
I feel better now, yeah, I would too. Hopefully the
Cowboys will be able to get the final playoff, unlike
last year when they had the fire. Nothing can hurt

(09:57):
me now. I thought you were already going to the bar,
so I I didn't know that you were still with
us anything else. You always have a teaser. I do
have a teaser, Dan thirteen point teaser all under so Jags,
um Chiefs under sixty six, Giants, Eagles under sixty one, Bengals,
Bills under sixty one and a half in Cowboys, Niners
under fifty nine. And that's minus one. And that'll do it.

(10:22):
That That closes up shop once again. Wherever you get
your podcast, you can always uh find Shay and Irving
with his podcast. And he's off to a great start
in the new year, right, Yeah go. Cowboys were an
emergency pot. After the game, I was up to him.
Oh I got a cross over Sunday. Yeah, you said
you're not You're not going to be drinking on when

(10:44):
the Cowboys are playing because last weekend you weren't drinking.
You're definitely not going to do that. Well, say what,
I have a loophole for you potentially, What if you
get like banged up until like five in the morning
the night before and then ride that out and you're

(11:05):
not technically drinking during the game. Okay, well that never
mind that one. I don't know how what about like
California sober nothing. I'm telling you, I was completely it
was weird man, all right, anything else I need to know.

(11:27):
I don't know what I'm coming I'm looking to find
the ping pong guy. Yeah, Shay, you didn't know what
when you arrived. I'm sure you're not gonna know when
you're leaving. I don't even know where the roommate is
right now, and say, don't worry. I don't think Bahamas
as extraditions, So go nuts. They do. They got SPF remember,

(11:48):
Oh yeah, sif they did? All right, never mind, still
go nuts? Uh free ride back to the U S Okay,
that's it. Dan Patrick takes a gamble, And you see
why I came up with that title. I took a
gamble on these three guys. Uh, good luck this week
and everybody, and we'll talk to you next week. Thanks guys,
by bye, good luck