Niche as Quiche

Niche as Quiche

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

Episodes

June 10, 2025 7 mins

Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon.

If you have any employment tips, please hit me up samnicheasquiche@gmail.com 

 

I love you and have missed you.

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Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks

AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers!

PLEASE CHECK OUT…  theherkin.com

or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

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November 26, 2024 59 mins

Episode 67

Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.

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or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

or support my sandwiches…

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It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,

Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x

 

Niche as Quiche is brought to you by the Herkin, check it out at

www.theherkin.com 

or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

or support my sandwiches…

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November 7, 2024 67 mins

Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.

*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.

And check out the… 

www.theherkin.com 

or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

or support my sandwiches…

https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

 

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Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!

And check out the… 

www.theherkin.com 

https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

 

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A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!

* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS 

ENJOY X

Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.

 

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samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIB...

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I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.

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samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.    

Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,

I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo

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Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.

I had a mental breakdown

at the start of the pandemic

I was hospitalised and realised

my mind was problematic

now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days

though I feel kinda better

yet I still get sad Hooray

got a 7-year-old daughter

that I want to not fuck up

I used to be kind of famous

but my ego mucked it up 

here I air...

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Remember I love you!!!!!

don't be a snow-fake.

https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0

 

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Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.

say hello

samniceasquiche@gmail.com

listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick 

https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520

 

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Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.

x

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May 1, 2024 26 mins

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.

luv u x

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March 27, 2024 48 mins

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.

All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)

message me. 

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

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OVER IT EP 51.3

Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week! 

In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

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ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51

Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.

I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.

Please ...

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Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50

It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!

50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it.  I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson

PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about m...

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