Stargate Oversight

Preview of bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of the Patreon

It's peak depression hours again. Come on girls, let's get rotmaxxing in a hopeless fervor as we discuss the third installment of Hideki Anno's remake of the anime that makes you feel really bad. It's Evangelion time! We return to these movies after a long while to ask such philosophical questions as "what if you were gay?" and "is it ethical to put a bomb collar ...

Extended cut available on Patreon to hear Sierra's really bad takes about things going on right now. Content Warning: We make jokes about Canadian Healthcare.

I really love it when Hope just hits the record button without telling us and begins the episode. So, Zencastr is fucked. Podcastle is fucked. We're trying a new way of recording, which should hopefully not change anything for you. However, feel free to give us any feedback...

I (Hope) am sleepy. Because the episode was originally exported at 1.6x speed. You might have gotten to hear the patreon cut. With jokes and goofs (why the fuck was there a charcoal Taki in my bag of crisps) left in. You can still hear it on our patreon which is free for April. The regular episode is up NOW It finally happened! After all this time, the gang is back together again. What better way for us to bring everyone back onbo...

We were so close. We were so close to returning to the way the podcast was intended to be. Frosty AKA Sierra finally has returned (that's me) and Ryan wasn't overworked or half-dead for once. Unfortunately, Hope is busy with her collection of 10/10 smoke show baddies in another country, so the inmates are running the asylum on this one. And I was supposed to edit the episode and build our backlog while Hope was away. I did not. So...

Yada Yada. Patreon bonus episode. Gib money (except I asked Forsty to make it free this month after we didn't upload for 2 weeks)

Sorry we vanished for two weeks. I(Hope) was gettign dome the likes of which only the yuri goddess' can comprehend. The rest of us, ah don't worry about it We're back though. With an experimental episode. We took on Steven Segal's Environmental "epic" On Deadly ground Rifftrax style

Join Ryan, Storm ...

Frosty is back from her long hiatus and here with us all to see our new favourite character in the show! Today the SG-1 crew meet the new main character of the show, John Mandalorian AKA Mr. Will Definetly Be Appearing Again. Yeah, this is an episode that is just straight up from a completely different show. While on holiday in the lush forests of Vancouver once again, the SG-1 team are captured by every Bounty Hunter OC I have ev...

Damn recruit I haven't seen dimension jumping like that since I was a stragging young SGA member. You're a full Quantum leap ahead of your class. Make sure you get back to the 3rd Rock from the Sun safely now.. Hello and welcome to Season 1 Episode 19 (again)[We're getting the good ending this time] Only this time our favourite penguin of Madagascar is here to save the day, and so is Carter. Who is a woman, with hair extensions an...

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Hello and welcome to Girls Night. And because it's girls night we did a movie about men, about cops being funny little guys and getting weird with it. We enter for the first time, and probably not the last the Takeshi Kitano cinematic universe. Such an enigmatic man: Comedian, actor, director, artist, hard bastard and castle owner. This time he's playing a cop who's just a little birthday boy. A birthday boy who in America would ...

Content warning for some kinda iffy portrayal of mental health in this episode. Yay DSM-4. Extended cut available on the Patreon.

Welcome to the episode that gives Frosty extreme paranoia and medical anxiety. Yeah, it's an episode of a 90s television show where a character is deemed to be mentally unwell and given the old padded cell treatment. It's a bit of a weird one. We felt iffy about this episode.

Arriving on a new Goa'ul...

Finally, a big moment for our girl Samantha Carter. Hope and Frosty are celebarting as finally we get to see a woman succeed in the great institution that is the United States Air Force, an organisation that we hear is very progressive. Okay, but seriously it's cool that she gets promoted to Major now. Now, it is kind of weird that we have a squad that consists of a Colonel, a Major, and what are essentially two civillian contracto...

After bonus month, we are finally back with Stargate! We're now onto Season 3, although this is technically the second episode of the season, but we don't edge you with the two part finales split across the seasons. You want to know who else will not edge you? We see the Tok'ra dad arriving to tell everyone that yet another Goa'uld is hiding out on our planet. His name is Seth. Our boy Seth has been hiding out on the planet incogn...

This is a preview of the bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of our Patreon.

In the 16th Century, Japan was long into its Sengoku (Warring States) Period. With no legitimate Shogun to enforce the Emperor's Law across the land, the disperate feudal lords forged alliances and fought in bloody conflicts to seize the title of the military dictator of Japan. What this meant in reality for the everyday peasants toiling in the fie...

Extended cut available on Patreon. Now 10% slower so we're not so high pitched

So we did another video game movie. Standing on the shoulders of giants like Max Payne, Far Cry, and Hitman, we finally have an adaptation that's not entirely terrible. No weird transphobic jokes out of nowhere in this one either, which was not a guarantee given that early Yakuza games had some...questionable stuff sometimes.

Yes, this is an adaptati...

Noodles make me really horny. If that sounds like you, you might be Juzo Itami, director of the 1985 "Ramen Western" movie Tampopo. See, it's like spaghetti, but Japan. We have a stoic cowboy hero trucker and his twink son on their travels to find MILFs to tutor in the way of the noodle. Our MILF is a lady named Tampopo, a widow tasked his running her late husband's ramen shop, but she unfortunately sucks shit at making noodles. O...

More like Lupin the Turd amirite

For our first episode of our off season between seasons 2 and 3 of Stargate, we have the 2014 live-action Lupin the Third movie. Our idea of a theme for these was going to be a month of movies that were not in English. So naturally, Hope decided to make her pick for this be a movie that is in English. Love you, bestie. If you're a fan of the Lupin the Third franchise, I can assure you that is a mo...

Happy New Year. Enjoy a freebie on us, from the Patreon as we're all too busy to record this week

Content Warning: Racism, Torture, Misogyny/Extreme Violence towards women

This was a mistake. This was a horrible mistake.

Recently, a dearly beloved hero of the British people passed away. "Celebrity Gangster" Dave Courtney, who made a name of himself by pretending to have been a reformed ruthless criminal with tales of Chinese re...

Welcome to the Stargate Oversight Boxing Day Special! Since this festive day is named after a combat sport, how appropriate it is that we have the master of Aikido and historic allegations of sexual misconduct to talk about today. Join us as we discuss the absolute dogshit movie that is Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Holy shit, is this a bad movie. No one can act, Seagal is Seagal as usual, and he's noncing on his co-stars. Good lu...

Okay, this is technically Season 3 Episode 1, but it is the finale for our purposes.

So, it turns out that we didn't really go to the future! Last episode, our crew discovered that the Goa'uld were operating a fake Cheyenne Mountain complex and escaped from captivity. Alas, their escape was cut short as they discover Hathor was behind all of this all along! We were left with a cliffhanger to will they submit to her? (this would w...