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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh hey, so.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Something interesting is going on as we do this show
and as you listen to this show. We start at
six am on the East Coast, and some there are
some stations across the country that we'll start running our
six o'clock show at their six o'clock, which is our
seven o'clock if that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes, sure.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So we received this text that says, good morning, just
a few minutes ago, I can't wait for you guys
to start the show to pump me up for my drive.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You're awesome. I'm thinking, well, it was nice.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Then I started thinking about what we just did that
they're about to hear. Yeah, is that going to pump
them up?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't know. Did we do our job? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
We started out with our goals for the day, right,
maybe maybe they'll think about their goals.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
For the day, okay, okay, And then we talked about,
you know, stupid stuff our brains make us say.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That was sort of a moment of I don't know, discovery.
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's interesting to hear a perspective from someone who hasn't
lived it yet. Yeah, so it's almost like going back
in time basically. Yeah, they are living behind us in time.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'm not sure if we should say I'm sorry, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
And it's crazy because there's no way for us to
delete something we didn't like, right, They're going to live it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's out there. It's out there.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So now an hour, if they listen for an hour
from six to seven their time, now, they're gonna hear
us talking about them texting in an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Does this make sense? Yes, Yeah, we're living in this world.
We're ahead of people. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
This is as close as as close to time travel
as we're going to get, probably in our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, is this just too cerebrals? Should I move on? No?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, okay, maybe not cerebral at all. There's nothing cerebralout
this at all. You know me and I always complain
about and it's my fault. I read a headline, but
I don't read the story, and so therefore I make
assumptions and I shouldn't. So today I read a headline
and I thought, I'm going to read the story. May
(02:14):
I give you the headline. Yes, a guy showed up
at the er with his girlfriend's hand stuck in his mouth. Oh,
I should read on? Should I read on? Okay, come
with me, because I haven't read the rest of the story.
This could go south, It could be awful. A guy
in China showed up at the er after getting his
(02:36):
girlfriend's entire fist stuck in his mouth.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
They said it happened while filming a video for social media. Okay,
all right, so there's actually a ten second clip of
them walking in together, gagging and drooling this guy while
also trying not to laugh. It doesn't seem like her
tiny hand would get stuck that easily, so some people
(03:03):
think it was staged. The doctor who treated them reportedly
said the guy's muscles seized up and his jaw locked
on her fist, which made my mind go in all
sorts of directions.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Of course they did.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
They gave him muscle relaxes and used a mouth opener.
Did they used to call you that in high school?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Froggy? Of course they did.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Then they slowly twisted his girlfriend's wrist to get her
hand out. It took twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
They said they were trying to film a funny video
to go viral and just wanted to see if her
whole hand would fit in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Turned out it did, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
See now, when when you first said it, I thought
her hand was chopped off and shoved it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I would.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, without reading the story, you could have the headlines.
You got to go deeper than the headlines, otherwise you're
eating a severed hand.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I need to know what.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
The injuries to the hand were because of somebody's jaw
locks on it. And they say you could bite someone's
finger off with the force that takes you to eat
a carrot, could cause like stitches.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And think about the TMJ problem he's having now and
they're laughing about it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, yes, well okay, if you and I Gondi walked
into an emergency room and your fist is stuck in
my mouth, I mean I'm gonna be in a petty
you know, and you'll be You'll be the one laughing hurt.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, I mean for sure, Look at.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
This dumb mother effort. Look he got my hands stuck
in his mouth. Can anyone help me?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
So who drove to the hospital I'm assuming right, Well,
she she only had one hand.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, she only had one hand free. That would have
been difficult. So he wouldn't have been able to use
the one arm right because her arm and bodies in
the way.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Maybe they took an uber.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Now see net we're overthinks, or or this reporter should
have given us the whole story. How did they get
to the hospital? Now, I'm kind of curious. Anyway, I'm
gonna try to find it's online. I have a link
for it. I'm gonna go on and try to find
the video of this woman's hand in this guy's mouth
and to share it with the world.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I want the world to see this.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If I was there, we would have a lot of
problems because Gandhi's Your hand is in Gandhi's mouth, and
she's probably drooling because of that, and that would just
disgust me start vomiting.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
It would not be good.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, it's the other way around. I think it was.
Originally it was her hand in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Same thing. I'm still vomiting.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You found the video I found?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh goodness, well, let you're sitting.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
He's got tiny hands.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well good, this is good, I mean scary usually has
his own foot in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Scary, your dirty hands in your mouth, scary trying to
put his Oh I see that.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That doesn't look real. That doesn't look like a dildo.
Get it out. I think this is blown.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I can't believe it for social media?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
All right, Well, they blurred his face. Hang on, I
got the video.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
We're devoting an entire radio show to a video of
a man with a hand stuck in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
This is a ratings grab her kids.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The images are pretty amazing. If you didn't know what
was going on.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It doesn't look like a hand that rolls into the
emergency room. How do you not laugh? Oh? He is?
He is gagging a little bit. I think.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, don't put it, don't put.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It, don't show Danielle. Don't see the man gagging on
his his friend's hand.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I can't see it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Watch it, yeah, staring me in the eye.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
She's got her hands in a fist. If she opened
her hand and tickle the back of his throat, wouldn't
you like puke or something.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't think there's room in the mouth to open
your hand. You can't open your you can't open your fingers.
We're all kind of demonstrating with their own fists in
mid air. It looks like her hand is flat and
it's in there.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Scary, can fit your hand in your mouth. Let's see.
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh God, is so disgustingly dirty, and he's shoving it
in his mouth.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He's about to touch.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Everything that yours is my gag reflex. I can't. Oh
you have one of those. Here's the thing. I love this.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Scary is trying to fit his dirty hand in his mouth,
and Froggy's like eating a sandwich.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm trying not to watch it or listen to it.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Froggy's not even gonna let that get in the way
of that.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Sandwiches don't cot the bacteria in my mouth anyway, so
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Just shut our hands in there. From touching door knobs
and bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
About everything you touched today, you basically just licked it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And you know they never cleaned this board in here.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Never keyboard that keyboard you're typing on, that's not that
just went in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
The door handle that you opened to come into the
building today, that's you basically just touched. You licked that
door handle, which I.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Maybe maybe this is why he never got COVID, because
he puts his hand in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
On to something.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
This is why I never get sick, because I'm exposed
to all the germs before they become a problem.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
That touch everything.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
You never got because you never tested for it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I never had it.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yes, you have, you gave it to You.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Can't have it if you don't test.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I also barely got a shot for it too, that
Johnson Johnson was gave it forced upon me.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
All right, well there's that.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Tell us what you really think this is.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
This is a wound that will never heal. All right, look,
we need to move forward.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Wait a minute, can I just say one thing?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So now he put his hand in his mouth, and
now he's touching everything again.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I'm gonna go wash my hands from a hand board. Please,
now his germs.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
No, hold on, Nate, if you run that board, he
just touched it with his dirty hand.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All right, well you gotta go hurry. I'm not touching it.
We wait. I can run the board from here. Okay,
never mind, Yeah you can. I can go to a
clercial manipulate switches.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Get the whites, Get the whites,