This Is All That Matters
Join two seasoned fantasy football veterans, with a combined 40 years of questionable life choices and 20 years of trash talk in their keeper league, as they navigate the ups and downs of the NFL season. Expect plenty of top 10 lists, bold predictions, and unapologetic smack talk. If you're looking for polished analysis, move along. But if you want raw, unfiltered fantasy advice and a heavy dose of irreverent humor, "This is All That Matters" is the podcast for you. Remember...you gotta get in the water to compete.
Episodes
What is up, you clowns? We are wrapping up the 2025 season with a massive "Year in Review" special. It’s time to pull up the receipts, revisit our freezing cold takes, and determine who actually knows ball (and who just got lucky).
Congratulations to Ben on his 6th championship. See you guys next season!
It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the guys wrap things up with a resolution for the future: trying to keep the alcohol-induced chaos to a minimum in 2026.
TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to psychoanalyze his own irrational (and very specific) love for white basketball players. Finally, the duo dusts off the crystal ball to review and update their boldest predictions ...
This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform to air their grievances and weep their sorrows live on air.
TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts." Finally, the guys turn their attention to Special Decisions, putting his palpable jealousy on full blast.
Special Decisions kicks things off by inviting the listeners into his personal struggle with some harrowing first-world problems. Then, the conversation takes an academic turn as Dr. Science presents his new hypothesis regarding the phonetics of last name pronunciations. Finally, the guys look ahead to the off-season strategy, debating the best keeper-eligible players who are destined to be dropped this summer.
Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish categorizes the many times he's been punched. Meanwhile, TMC listens in horror and explains why his "lover, not a fighter" philosophy has kept him safe all these ye...
It's an episode of revelations. First, Special Decisions confesses his undying love for Cam Skattebo, prompting a debate on how we actually evaluate talent. Later, The Marathon Continues takes the mic for a solo bedtime segment that turns supernatural. In a moment you have to hear to believe, TMC proves he has a psychic connection to the league by correctly identifying Snipey Barham's posture without ever seein...
TheRealKingFish is back with a legendary tale about attending a Yankees game with TMC's Uncle, a story that somehow ends with Derek Jeter getting hit in the face with a gold thong. The episode also features a classic digression about Mikey needing his wife's help for a simple task, and the fellas ask the profound question: should 90-year-olds even be reading?
Who's whining now? The Marathon Continues steps up to the podium to air his own grievances. Not to be outdone, Mikey confesses to the ultimate villain move: taking candy from a baby and covering his tracks. To wrap things up, the guys give Se Fue La Luz what they've been asking for—a complete deep dive on Snipey Barham's roster.
TheRealKingFish kicks things off by releasing a formal statement to clear the air. From there, he dives into a classic, winding story about a memorable "on again, off again" relationship that ended in dramatic fashion. Finally, the guys re-litigate the entire Pedro vs. Don Zimmer beef from every possible angle.
There's a reason for this week's title. After a quick Halloween check-in, the guys dive deep into the bizarre, fantasy-obsessed "prism" Mikey uses to judge every player in the league. This leads directly into a passive-aggressive takedown of TheRealKingFish that you won't want to miss. Good luck in week 10!
Special Decisions and The Marathon Continues are back for another chaotic episode. The guys kick things off by going down an internet rabbit hole, sharing and breaking down some of their favorite memes of all time. Then, the gloves come off for an official inquest into Mikey's disastrous fantasy season to finally determine who (or what) is truly to blame. To close it out, the fellas hold a high-stakes, serpentine dr...
This week, Mikey unleashes an epic rant, blaming everyone but himself for his draft day decisions. Then, in a moment of shocking accountability, Charlie finally confesses to making arguably the worst trade in TIATM history. Plus, stick around to find out the surprising position Sam plays in his flag football league – the reveal might shock you.
TheRealKingFish returns with a more recent, unforgettable story from the back seat of his all-time favorite yellow cab ride home. Then, things get heated as The Marathon Continues airs his grievances about Ben's latest antics. Finally, with the NBA season tipping off, the fellas shift gears to make their official predictions for the upcoming New York Knicks season.
The Marathon Continues and Special Decisions are back, and this time the analytics are focused on... walking. The guys are inspired to hold an impromptu draft ranking the best walkers in TIATM. The episode also features takes on Christian McCaffrey's declining yards per carry and later they reveal the forgotten origin story of the fantasy team name "Harris Smith." Good luck in week 7!
In this episode, Uncle Fish takes a trip down memory lane to the very beginning, asking Charlie if he remembers the first time they ever met. What follows is the detailed and hilarious origin story of their friendship, starting one fateful night in Prospect Park. Fish reveals the unforgettable reason he was in such a uniquely good mood and the two compare their distinct memories of the night. It's a nostalgic look b...
The Marathon Continues is joined by the league's best whiner, Special Decisions, for a masterclass in the art of complaining. The guys kick things off with a legendary rant about AJ Brown's disastrous start to the season. The frustration then pivots to the hilarious and chaotic world of parenting first-graders. Finally, the hosts take a victory lap over a recently dropped diss track that sent shockwaves through...
From the halls of 30 Rock to the halls of justice, this episode of Story Time covers it all. First, Fish shares a hilarious backstage story about Jennifer Lopez and her infamous juice demands at SNL. Then, in a classic digression, he explores how having a prosecutor for a father makes for a very unique childhood. It's a tale of two worlds, filled with equal parts humor and heart.
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