The Expat Brat

The Expat Brat

Comedian and Theater Improviser, Salman Qureshi shares his outrageous takes on life, current news, sports and the showbiz life. An Eastern kid raised on Sesame Street, Salman shares his stories of life as a Third Culture Kid.

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June 27, 2025 23 mins

Is the 5AM Club just hustle culture in a hoodie? I dig into the science, the smugness, and why you don’t need sunrise to succeed.

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Salman soliloquizes on the Pakistan and India almost war in May 2025

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March 5, 2025 15 mins

Salman soliloquizes on family genes, reevaluating stuff, and other nonsense.

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December 26, 2024 20 mins

Salman soliloquizes on the good things: Kiddo starting to speak and making people laugh!


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October 31, 2024 25 mins

Salman soliloquizes on the US Elections, Bad Bosses, and his 8th Grade English Teacher. 

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October 1, 2024 24 mins

Salman soliloquizes on his new Fridge, his kid talking, and the 'Yes And' improv philosophy. 

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September 19, 2024 23 mins

Salman soliloquizes on the P Diddy arrest and finding his wife the ultimate fridge.

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August 27, 2024 19 mins

Salman soliloquizes on the ABA and Autism Speaks controversies and other Bad Gigs.

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August 15, 2024 27 mins

Salman soliloquizes on ADHD, Autism, and Lebanon. 

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August 1, 2024 24 mins

Salman soliloquizes on the service industry and shares personal stories and experiences around it. 

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July 6, 2024 24 mins

Can a brief internet sensation eclipse years of dedicated artistic work? Join me, Salman Qureshi, as I unpack this provocative question by reflecting on the meteoric rise of Haley, an unexpected internet star, and its impact on seasoned artists. I delve into the allure of authenticity and the unpolished moments that captivate audiences, drawing parallels with Justin Bieber's calculated ascent and Steve Martin's distinctiv...

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June 28, 2024 22 mins

Salman soliloquizes on the tipping culture, AI audio recordings, and customer satisfaction surveys

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June 18, 2024 23 mins

Salman soliloquizes on Texas life, Eid Meat, and Dropping Pakistan's Cricket Team from Your Life.

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May 19, 2024 23 mins

This episode is dedicated to everyone who has lost their dad 

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April 25, 2024 25 mins

Salman soliloquizes on Bionic 6, new babies, and watching reruns of 'Suits'.

On this episode Salman reminisces about the captivating world of 'Bionic 6', a beloved childhood show. Amidst the excitement of his youngest brother's first baby boy, Salman shares heartfelt memories of the heroic adventures and futuristic wonders of the Bionic family. Listen in to rediscover the charm and nostalgia of thi...

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April 18, 2024 24 mins

Join Salman on a journey back to the 1980s as he delves into his nostalgic memories of ninja culture. From the thrill of watching ninja movies to mastering ninja moves in the backyard, Salman reminisces about the days when ninjas were the ultimate heroes. Get ready to be transported to a time of ninja turtles, shurikens, and epic battles as Salman shares his heartfelt nostalgia for the golden era of ninjas. So grab your nunchucks, ...

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Join me as I dive into ADHD revelations, sculpt New Year's resolutions, and embrace social media freedom

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December 20, 2023 21 mins

Talking about modern scams and traditional holidays

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December 11, 2023 21 mins

Talking about the super highs and lows of 2023 and being proud of my bug zapper purchase. 

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August 19, 2023 23 mins

Salman soliloquizes on Aphantasia, Water Problems, and Making a Realization.

Join in on this episode as Salman  explores the fascinating world of aphantasia, where some minds lack mental images. Discover the quirks and charms of this unique condition.

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