I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God
This is I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God, a podcast where we blend chilling true crime narratives with spine-tingling cocktails. Join your host, Britt Perkins, as she delves into some of the most gripping crime stories while sipping on handcrafted drinks. Expect a mix of macabre tales and killer concoctions every other Thursday! Get ready for a wild ride—it's bound to be a boozy and boundary-pushing experience! Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.
Episodes
Welcome to Season 4 - Episode 3!
This week, we’re heading to Wichita, Kansas. The quiet little town that wasn’t so quiet once BTK showed up.
Bind. Torture. Kill. That’s what he called himself. And for thirty years, he hid behind the mask of a husband, father, church leader, and city code enforcer while secretly turning his darkest fantasies into reality.
My sister Kirrah is joining me this week to unpack ...
Welcome to Season 4 - Episode 2!
**THIS EPISODE HAS SOUND ISSUES**
This week, we're going to blast off (literally) into one of the strangest true stories in American history: Heaven’s Gate.
In 1997, 39 people dressed in identical black outfits and Nike Decades “left their vehicles” in hopes of catching a ride on a UFO trailing the Hale–Bopp comet. Behind the headlines were Marshall Applewhite (a fallen preacher’s kid tu...
Welcome to Season 4 - Episode 1!
This Halloween, we’re back — and we’re not just telling a ghost story, we’re living one.
Join me! I'm with Sal as we record inside the infamous Congress Plaza Hotel in downtown Chicago. A place that’s been called one of the most haunted hotels in America. From shadowy hallways to creaking elevators, we’re chasing the same whispers that terrified guests for over a century.
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Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 10!
In this episode, I’m joined by my homeboy, Jeremy! We'll talk about the chilling case of the Idaho Four—the 2022 murders of four University of Idaho students that shook the nation. We'll walk through the known facts, the timeline of events, and the arrest of suspect Bryan Kohberger.
The poison in this episode is the Tequila Bee's Knees.
If you want to drin...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 9!
In this episode, I’m joined by my homeboy, Dustin! We’re diving into the final hours of Bobby Franks’ life and peering into the twisted minds of two wealthy kids who thought they were too smart to ever get caught—spoiler alert: they absolutely weren’t. We’ll talk Nietzsche, terrible alibis, why murder isn’t exactly a team-building exercise, and the hidden forces that turned an ordinary Chic...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 8!
This week, my sister Kirrah joins me to explore Chicago’s explosive Red Summer of 1919. We unpack the racial tensions that triggered Eugene Williams’ death, discuss the violence that erupted after, and connect how these historic struggles reflect the political divides we still grapple with today.
The poison in this episode is the Crooked Cowboy.
If you want to drink with...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 7!
In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the twisted road of the Happy Face Killer: a long-haul trucker who turned America's highways into his hunting grounds. False confessions, a trail of dead women, chilling letters signed with a...Happy Face? Weird much?
The poison in this episode is the Blackberry Bourbon Smash.
If you want to drink with us, you will need bourbon,...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 6!
She's back! After a long break, my sister, Kirrah rejoins the poddy as we take a deep, emotional dive into the tragic and haunting case of Andrea Yates. We unpack the events leading up to that fateful day, and the deeper mental health struggles that were overlooked. It's a heavy episode, but having her back makes it a little lighter...and it's my BIRTHDAY! So...let’s get into...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 5!
In this episode, Sal and I dive into the chaos surrounding the 448-page and 187-page Mueller reports — the one that breaks down Russia’s attempts to interfere in the 2016 election and the investigation that shook up American politics.
The poison in this episode is the Whiskey Sour.
If you want to drink with us, you will need bourbon whiskey, lemon juice and simple syrup.
Th...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 4!
Join me as I dive into the mysterious events of the Battle of Los Angeles—a strange, high-intensity event that took place on the night of February 24, 1942. Was it really a Japanese attack, or something else entirely? I will explore the theories, the cover-ups, and the lasting questions surrounding this infamous, bizarre episode in U.S. history.
The poison in this episode is the Saints of LA.
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 3!
Back with a Black History Month Episode!
In this episode, I'll be talking about the 1977 Martin Luther King Jr Investigation Report report detailing the FBI investigation efforts and the Office of Professional Responsibility Task Force's attempts to correct the original report. Better late than never! Let's dive in! Sip!
The poison in this episode is the Crimson King.
...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 2!
Back from the Brink: I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God Returns!
Back from taking a mental health break after the 2024 election, I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God is back! In this episode, Me and Sal will dive into the chaos surrounding the newly released Jack Smith 174-page report detailing the investigation into President-Elect Donald Trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election re...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 1, Part 2!
We’re back! So let's continue one of the most infamous unsolved cases in American history: the Black Dahlia murder! Join me as we dive deep into the twisted story of Steve Hodel and his investigation into his own father, George Hodel—a man Steve believes was responsible for the brutal slaying of Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia. This episode explores the chilling clues, da...
Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 1, Part 1!
Happy Halloween!
We’re back with Season 3, and kicking things off with one of the most infamous unsolved cases in American history: the Black Dahlia murder and it's a two-parter! Join me as we dive deep into the twisted story of Steve Hodel and his investigation into his own father, George Hodel—a man Steve believes was responsible for the brutal slaying of Elizabeth S...
Welcome to Season 2, Episode Twenty!
We made it to the end of another season! Thank you for supporting this podcast and allowing me to share these stories with you all. I'm truly grateful. On today's episode, I'll be talking about Rodney Alcala, the Dating Game Killer!
The poison in this episode is the Old Cuban.
If you want to drink with me, you need rum, Angostura bitters, lime juice, sim...
Welcome to Season 2, Episode Nineteen, Part Two!
It's a two-parter!! On today's episode, my bff, Dustin is back and we're continuing our conversation about Leonard Lake and Charles Ng.
The poison in this episode is the Forbidden Sour.
If you want to drink with me, you need bourbon, pomegranate liqueur, lemon juice and simple syrup.
The recipe for the Forbidden Sour is as follows:<...
Welcome to Season 2, Episode Nineteen!
On today's episode, my bff, Dustin is back and we're talking about the terrible crimes of Leonard Lake and Charles Ng.
The poison in this episode is the Forbidden Sour.
If you want to drink with me, you need bourbon, pomegranate liqueur, lemon juice and simple syrup.
The recipe for the Forbidden Sour is as follows:
1 ounce of Bourbon
1 oun...
Welcome to Season 2, Episode Eighteen!
On today's episode, my sister, Kirrah is back and we're talking about the disgusting crimes of the Pig Farmer Killer, Robert Pickton!
The poison in this episode is the Paper Pig.
If you want to drink with me, you need PiggyBack Bourbon or your choice, Aperol, Amaro Nonino, and lemon juice.
The recipe for the Paper Pig is as follows:
3/4 ounce...
Welcome to Season 2, Episode Seventeen!
On today's episode, my sister, Kirrah is back and talking about the Damsel of Death, Aileen Wuornos. Aileen had a hard life before she committed the crimes that would seal her fate. Additionally, she was portrayed by Charlize Theron in the film "Monster" in 2003 where she won an Oscar, a Golden Globe, and the SAG Award for her performance.
The poison in this e...
Welcome to Season 2, Episode Sixteen!
On today's episode, we're talking about the infamous Osage Reign of Terror! The Osage murders, also known as the Osage Murders, were a series of killings that took place in Osage County, Oklahoma, during the 1920s. It is the plot of Martin Scorcese's latest film, "Killers of the Flower Moon".
The poison in this episode is the Honey Deuce.
If y...
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