October 23, 2024 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Flavor Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're listening to Stacis Zara and Charlie's Off the Record.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What's your record? Welcome to off the Record with Stacia
and Charlie, where we talk about things here because sometimes
we can't put it on the radio. This is a
real random thing. But is it? Is it like mean
to talk about someone's pet?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Actually this is relevant. Go with yours.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because at the gym I go to you can and
some people do they bring their dogs and they just sit. Well,
the workout happens, which is so cute and so fun.
I love seeing the dogs. But but there is one
person's dog and I'm not sure they know this, but
it just smells like and man like just thanky as
(00:51):
And I'm real weird about dogs, like licking my face
in that and like sitting on me and it just
like jumped up on me and I'm all good to
pet it. But when a pet the dog, it's like
the owner standing right above me and I'm like, I
can the dog. It's like the smell was just coming
off of it, and I'm like trying to like be
polite and say, oh my gosh, cute dog.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But all the thing is, what's your.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Dog like this actually stings, like actually discussing. And then
there's this other dog that comes in where it's bless, bless,
but what is it like it literally looks like a rat.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It actually looks like you know that.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Those like ugly dog competitions and they look a bit
like freaky.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like one of those ones where.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Like okay, okay, so you basically hay every dog that comes. No.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
But the thing is I would rather than be there.
I don't know why they still bring me joy. I'm
just saying, like, are you allowed to be like, hey,
that dog smells bad and then that dog's ugly that
comes me.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Well, the smelly part is adjustable, the ugly part is not.
So I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But but see this is the thing you as a
dog owner, you should be responsible to, you know, like
it's not like the dog and just going shower it's
out or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And also the ugliness thing, it's just a matter of opinion.
What sort of dog are they?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know. It's literally like how big is the
dog is smaller than a care.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well, those those are the ones the people that the
whole point is them being ugly. But what I will
say is that my cousin who's stag we head on
the weekend, he has a dog walking business, which I've
been supporting since he started, and so my dog goes
to him two or three times a week, you know,
So do he acknowledge my support as well?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So it gets dog walking?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But then tell me why when they were going doing
that thing, you know, when you are as the groom
to be his fiance. His Yeah, his fiance was asked
questions and he said, are okay, so answer what do
you think the answer was? When when your fiance Josh
was asked, okay, which dog do you think is the
(02:49):
most annoying out of the poop dogs?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
He named my dog. Oh, that's sad.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He named my dog is the most annoying dog that
he walks.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You re that's true, cousin. You know what I'm saying,
And he's not going to blame you an.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
He is pretty annoying.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Ziggie poohs inside sometimes on.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You know what ziggy does they have to change their
whole protocol for It's true, yes, because he is so
treats obsessed that they have to say, Tom, look I
here are the treats I am leaving them in the van.
They are not with me, So stop asking me all
the way through this walk, stop barking at me for treats,
(03:29):
because that hears treats obsessed. And they allege this because
we don't feed him.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Like we do.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
He's just treat obsessed. He does that to me. So
did I get home, he starts yelling at me, go famy,
fam me, fami. Anyone goes. He's already been fed quakaki.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But he just is treat obsessed. He's boot obsessed.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So do you think it's so funny with with with
with animals, sometimes you can get a dud.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm not saying he's a dug.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Every dog's a doe.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, no, no, no no, because my my exceped dog
and he actually, I'm pretty sure he hears autism, which,
by the way, dogs can have. They took him to
a dog trainer and she said he's not actually all right,
and he didn't. He went to a proper breeder. And
this was like a red kelpie and whatnot. But just
when I'm telling, let me tell you, chasing his own
shadows and he never grew out of it, and like
(04:14):
butterflies and dusts, and just like wasn't quite you could
just tell you just wasn't quite all there.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And I'm like, isn't that funny?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
A like you spend all this money, but sometimes which
makes sense?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Humans have you know?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Dad? Humans?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You reckon no defixens the brain. The smelly dog, I
have anxiety. That's a that's a problem with my brain.
A smelly dog. Now why you don't want to talk
about them?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Because like I really want to push this towards the
owners of the dog. That's the responsibility to you know,
take the dogs in, bathe them and like you know
what I mean, shampoo and all this sort of thing.
Because it's just like you know, as a parent, when
you got a child with neppies, right, and if a
child's running around with like NEPPI full of pooh and
(05:00):
you're just like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Neglecting. But it's like you know, you know that your
child stinks.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, But this is the thing sometimes, as you all know,
you get used to sudent smells. That's worried about is
that this poor old dog and the poor old dog
owner is actually a cute smell. Oh yeah, he smells
a little bit, but to everyone else it's.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Like boom, Okay, tell him that's your job at zero today.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, absolutely not. I'm just going to talk about it
right here.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Thanks for listening to stay a Zorah and Charlie's off
the record. Catch them live every weekday from six am
on Flavor
The Flavor Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You're listening to Stacis Zara and Charlie's Off the Record.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What's your record? Welcome to off the Record with Stacia
and Charlie, where we talk about things here because sometimes
we can't put it on the radio. This is a
real random thing. But is it? Is it like mean
to talk about someone's pet?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Actually this is relevant. Go with yours.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because at the gym I go to you can and
some people do they bring their dogs and they just sit. Well,
the workout happens, which is so cute and so fun.
I love seeing the dogs. But but there is one
person's dog and I'm not sure they know this, but
it just smells like and man like just thanky as
(00:51):
And I'm real weird about dogs, like licking my face
in that and like sitting on me and it just
like jumped up on me and I'm all good to
pet it. But when a pet the dog, it's like
the owner standing right above me and I'm like, I
can the dog. It's like the smell was just coming
off of it, and I'm like trying to like be
polite and say, oh my gosh, cute dog.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But all the thing is, what's your.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Dog like this actually stings, like actually discussing. And then
there's this other dog that comes in where it's bless, bless,
but what is it like it literally looks like a rat.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It actually looks like you know that.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Those like ugly dog competitions and they look a bit
like freaky.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like one of those ones where.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Like okay, okay, so you basically hay every dog that comes. No.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
But the thing is I would rather than be there.
I don't know why they still bring me joy. I'm
just saying, like, are you allowed to be like, hey,
that dog smells bad and then that dog's ugly that
comes me.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Well, the smelly part is adjustable, the ugly part is not.
So I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But but see this is the thing you as a
dog owner, you should be responsible to, you know, like
it's not like the dog and just going shower it's
out or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And also the ugliness thing, it's just a matter of opinion.
What sort of dog are they?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know. It's literally like how big is the
dog is smaller than a care.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well, those those are the ones the people that the
whole point is them being ugly. But what I will
say is that my cousin who's stag we head on
the weekend, he has a dog walking business, which I've
been supporting since he started, and so my dog goes
to him two or three times a week, you know,
So do he acknowledge my support as well?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
So it gets dog walking?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But then tell me why when they were going doing
that thing, you know, when you are as the groom
to be his fiance. His Yeah, his fiance was asked
questions and he said, are okay, so answer what do
you think the answer was? When when your fiance Josh
was asked, okay, which dog do you think is the
(02:49):
most annoying out of the poop dogs?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
He named my dog. Oh, that's sad.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
He named my dog is the most annoying dog that
he walks.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You re that's true, cousin. You know what I'm saying,
And he's not going to blame you an.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
He is pretty annoying.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Ziggie poohs inside sometimes on.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You know what ziggy does they have to change their
whole protocol for It's true, yes, because he is so
treats obsessed that they have to say, Tom, look I
here are the treats I am leaving them in the van.
They are not with me, So stop asking me all
the way through this walk, stop barking at me for treats,
(03:29):
because that hears treats obsessed. And they allege this because
we don't feed him.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Like we do.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
He's just treat obsessed. He does that to me. So
did I get home, he starts yelling at me, go famy,
fam me, fami. Anyone goes. He's already been fed quakaki.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But he just is treat obsessed. He's boot obsessed.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So do you think it's so funny with with with
with animals, sometimes you can get a dud.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm not saying he's a dug.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Every dog's a doe.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, no, no, no no, because my my exceped dog
and he actually, I'm pretty sure he hears autism, which,
by the way, dogs can have. They took him to
a dog trainer and she said he's not actually all right,
and he didn't. He went to a proper breeder. And
this was like a red kelpie and whatnot. But just
when I'm telling, let me tell you, chasing his own
shadows and he never grew out of it, and like
(04:14):
butterflies and dusts, and just like wasn't quite you could
just tell you just wasn't quite all there.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And I'm like, isn't that funny?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
A like you spend all this money, but sometimes which
makes sense?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Humans have you know?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Dad? Humans?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You reckon no defixens the brain. The smelly dog, I
have anxiety. That's a that's a problem with my brain.
A smelly dog. Now why you don't want to talk
about them?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Because like I really want to push this towards the
owners of the dog. That's the responsibility to you know,
take the dogs in, bathe them and like you know
what I mean, shampoo and all this sort of thing.
Because it's just like you know, as a parent, when
you got a child with neppies, right, and if a
child's running around with like NEPPI full of pooh and
(05:00):
you're just like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Neglecting. But it's like you know, you know that your
child stinks.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, But this is the thing sometimes, as you all know,
you get used to sudent smells. That's worried about is
that this poor old dog and the poor old dog
owner is actually a cute smell. Oh yeah, he smells
a little bit, but to everyone else it's.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Like boom, Okay, tell him that's your job at zero today.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
No, absolutely not. I'm just going to talk about it
right here.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Thanks for listening to stay a Zorah and Charlie's off
the record. Catch them live every weekday from six am
on Flavor
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