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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This Jon would being podcast. Hey that's us broad to
you by Hello Fresh The Experts and Tastes that kiwis
love a lot going on in the Olympics, particularly overnight.
It was awesome to see Finn Butcher won a gold
for New Zealand and the men's canoe slalom cross, which
is incredible. We just got a silver, and the sprint
cycling as well, which is really really close to race
(00:20):
against Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's definitely a sport and you're like, oh, is that it?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know when it goes so quickly, Yeah, it doesn't
like it's underwhelmeding.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You're just like, ah, is that over? Very quickly?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
So very close with that under a second, we were
just slipping behind Great Britain, but still another medal to
the Telly. This would be one of our greatest Olympics
of all time. I don't know, maybe I'm just going
to say it. I'm going to go out and say it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It feels like the medals are really rolling in now
for New Zealand, and it was awesome last night to
see three of the New Zealanders and the woman's pole
vaulting final, which is going to be on tonight. So
we'll bringing up to speed well live from Paris. We
go to Courtney from sky Sport in about twenty minutes time.
But last night, as well as trying to navigate what
was on the Olympics, we try to navigate an Alpha
(01:03):
quiz live at the Little Fiddle in christ.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
High energy stuff for a Monday night. Look.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
To be honest, we didn't expect anyone to turn out
Monday night. I mean I wouldn't turn out to watch
three babbling radio hosts ask questions. But these fine people
did and thank you for having us at the Little Fiddle.
A lot of great crowd work I felt I did
last night. Well, yeah, my electrifying crowds.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It is probably the first time you've seen that. Now
we've got a quiz going on, like a lot of
people concentrating on the quiz. I don't know why he
feels he needs to do crowd where people are like
trying to answers. You're like talking what's on the TV
as well? You gotta see that sport. Everyone's like we're
trying to answer quiz. You know, you get very distracted.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
By climbing the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Trying to answer questions. I remember, But yeah, he went
round and.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
What are your hopes and dreams in the future, and
they're like, I just to get through this to go home.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Did some crowd work and the microphone. He was going
out to people in the crack, going through one lady's.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Purse at some stage, well a person, yeah, person, not
a monster. Well they can pullably out cash that she had.
It was fun times.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, she had narcotics in there as well. Stenched her
up in front of everyone and then didn't have didn't
say no, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's some days. She just carried on with it, so
let me do it.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
It made me play Taylor Swift from my phone and
to the microphone so he could do a sing along.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I heard that because you were telling the scores. Yeah,
so there was.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
A bit of fellow band who required there you go
the rollercoaster of the alphaquis.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, you take that on a nationwide tour. It'd be fun.
The alphause, Yeah, it is a lot of fun. I
don't know about the you know, playing music of a
phone in front of people. We probably could do better
than that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It was to get airway was coffee, right, you know?
Otherwise you have to play a feeder your air prap.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Monday night though, and one lovely lady brought us shots
which we didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Need no, but was.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
A lot of shots.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, so your shot indictte you two. We did it
all separately. You're supposed to do it together. John O
did it and then you.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Were like it and I was like, wait, where is there?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't like all the all therashobas resmetas with the
tequila shot, squid the limon in your eyes and snort aside.
I don't know what you have to do. I'll just
drinking and.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
All three things go in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, speaking of content, we've been saying in a hotel
here in Christich.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We hosted alphl Quiz Live last night.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
The Champagne crowd work from you, some great ging me
from my crowd work, talking to people, just feeling the
need to bear all the whole time.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
More cheap beer content, champagne.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He went through one lady's wallet. He did, let me say,
purse for some reason you put.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Show there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
City had all sorts of other stuff, I legal stuff
in there as well, named and shamed, but everyone.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She loved her New Zealanders love.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Being called out in front of a crowd. It's one
of our hobbies, one of our passions. But yeah, so
we say in this hotel, and I don't know if
in your room, you've noticed a bit of an addition
in the barsroom.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, yes, the bidet situation.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I think we had different rooms because I did not
have a bidet.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I inquestedet. They actually didn't have them there to install them.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You demanded it on.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You're a writer, but it's not often in this country.
You're you're greeted with the bidet, and you have the
opportunity to use one.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
So I take it with both hands every time it's there. Okay,
what I tell you what? There's nothing I don't know
why we don't have it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's nothing quite like water blasting under the bonnet.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You've never felt cleaner.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It makes a lot of sense, like traveling to Japan.
I just came back. I rave you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You heard me. I raped for weeks about the tour.
You're like, I recorded myself on it with a family, Like,
what are you doing in there?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was it was amazing. There one is all. It's
all like a two and two in one. It's not
like a separate bidet situation, which this hotel had.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This is all like you do your business, then you
push your button and we go squired up there.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And I tell you, it's like, you know how the feeling
you get when you wash your hands clean, It's like
washing your hands for your butt.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You have that same sensation.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So you do your business and then you have to
hop off one onto the other, you do.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hear, That's why I said Japan, they had it all
on the same.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, and then squirty squirty, and then toilet paper or towel.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I just used toilet paper, yeah, just to mop it up.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
But I grew up with a bidet, but I can't
say I ever used it because my parents love to
like get the new fangled thing.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They got it installed today, yeah yeah right.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And we never used it.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It was constantly filled with pop plants. One was like
soaking pop plants. It's unless you want to furn up
her decky, you weren't going to use the bidet.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She's got plants. It's probably quite good for draining the
plants that are not going to go.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Soaking in there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I imagine a lot of people over the years have
knelt down and drunk out of them, washed their hands
on the my imagine because.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I want to put ice in them and chuck you
in there.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I wanted to do like a happy b Day when
every got the birthday. It's like happy bed Day to
you mean you're gonna be and we give away. I'm
fully endorsed it. Yeah, if they're looking for if they're
looking for a spokesperson b DA ambassadors, Yeah, even a
demonstration video to no pixelection.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Can you do some infomercials just.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Like here's how it works.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Anything you need me to do for the B Day industry,
I'll do it so much that John and Ben podcast
to having a fun time in christ at the Moment's
beautiful day. Yes, been the day trudging around the city
pistering people with propaganda promotional pamphlets.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now we were sliding them under.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Windscreen wipers, which I don't know the legalities about that,
but I guess we'll left. There's any complaints, the company
will find out. You get when there is something on
your onon screenwiper.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
But kind of.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
But I'm more inclined to take it and read it
than if like I saw John on the street handing
it to me.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, what's this You're like, oh, yeah, there's Yeah, you
could win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's a fine line between being a radio host and
a daughter do or sales. And as we see you
this morning, don't make eye contact if you want to
avoid us, don't make eye content.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Now, something happened in the hotel though, Megan that we
spoke briefly about yesterday.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I decided I'd take this opportunity because I had some
time alone in the hotel room to fake ten.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I don't get a lot of time to do these things.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Again, an odd task to go. That's what I'm going
to do when I'm.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
In the two.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
That's like, good me time.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So you pre planned this, you thought you'd come down here.
You're like, okay, brought my fake tan, got some time
in the hotel room. Is it a spray on job
or a rub on job?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
No, it's it's a rub on with a mat, right,
And do you have to leave it and then you
wash it off?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Do you go inside the shower to apply or you're
just doing it on the on the lounge the bars.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Like a moose.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
It's not going to go everywhere you put the moose
on the mitten. Yeah, so I put it on and
then it was it was touch dry. So I was like,
I reckon, I can sit on the bed and.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just not move.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
So I sat there, watched the TV and kept very still.
But when I got up, didn't make a difference. There
was an absolute crime scene in the bed. It is
we've gotten all over the bed.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We put it on the heads breakfast Instagram story. Yesterday
it was it looked like a lot of looked like
you need that. But day that's for sure. You were
dreading heading back to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You didn't want to look anyone in the eyes because
you know that I'll be talking about you in the.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Hallway, for sure.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
But I got back and the beard was made, new
sheets and no one said anything.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The sheets, the sheets you handed to them looked like
they're in the middle of their hot girl European summer.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, they were ready to go and nothing was said.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Nothing was said. Although I bolted past the reception and
didn't ask them.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We were going to record some content with them.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You didn't want to that ashamed off, To be honest,
it's probably in terms of substances left in hotels.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's probably at the light or end of the scale.
At least it's the backstory. At least there's you know
and complete right, it just comes off. Yeah, I know
this firsthand.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's a fake tan, and my chicks it comes with
the washing powder just enough of distress about apart from
the fact that they're like, what on earth was this
woman up to?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
That would have been the initial am I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm like, you know what, you're talking on the radio
and you're like, brush, shut up, shut up. Like in
my head, I'm like, you're going nowhere. You've got nothing
to say but your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We don't talk all over You're like, we need to
get a fooce. That's all we're all thinking. That's okay,
So forth right, there is where we're going.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Fake tan disasters, that's what we'd like this morning. Gave
your had any of those you compete with megans, I still.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Want a fake tan. John O. You're quite irridecent not.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Rubbing your fake tan on me things, mate, you.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Can rub it on yourself.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The heads that Jona wan Ben podcast a tantastrophe in
the hotel.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Tan everywhere, the ceiling, the walls, the cheeks, sprayed everywhere, everywhere.
Now you're saying you're breaking out in a full body rash.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Two.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I don't know I've use this tan before, but like
maybe it's punishment.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I've got like a racial my legs and which is
grim opposite of what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, murky brown massacre in the in the hotel room.
Like what's preferential going out in the sun and getting
melanoma or rubbing the stuff on you?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What's what's the rubbing this stuff on you?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah? Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know the real tans baby.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Not the only one that's had a tan tastrophe.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
We've got to get to these calls in the textas
some of amazing ones coming through.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Jason, good morning to.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You, Good morning guys.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
How are you are?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Good things Now it used to be. I'm not sure
if you're still in the game.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
A cleaner A cleaner?
Speaker 10 (11:03):
No, no, not me.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
I'm not a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He's out of the game now, mate, if he was
in there game, he's out of it. I said, I
wouldn't go back. A great research though. Have you ever
cleaned anything in your life? Ah?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Maybe the odd toilet now and again when the wife
tells me.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, okay, so is this related to like, well, strange
questioning if it's not related to anything we're going to
talk about. Have you had a tantastrophe?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Definitely not, definitely not. I don't use ten very often.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh thanks?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All right? Well that you John before the shows that
I've lined up someone we bet tan testaphe it's great.
Leave it with this we have and that's there was
a Jason Hiller love. I guess Jason, what was I
texting you about? Jason?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
You will testing me about something about the Warriors.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I believe the.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Warriors, mate, I love the Warriors. Yeah, bloody, Yeah, told
the lie Jason, we're going to hook down with some
pizza and we're going to fight Johnno from he organizing
get he let again?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh Jason, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Should should we go to Kelly?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Please? Do Kelly? Uh? Did you used to be a cleaner?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, Well you get a tan disaster? What happened?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
I went and got a spray tan and I just
started seeing this guy and I didn't wait for the
tan to dry, and I may have done something with
the guy. And then his private imprinted on my chest,
well stomach, and it dried. You could see his balls and.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Was it like an outline on your chest? Out?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
And I thought I had come up quite well with Bronza.
But at the ball one of my mates came up
to me and was like, is that a penis on
your side?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You're wearing a piece to the ball and.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, it's a space rocket.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Think wait did your parents see you before you leave
for the ball?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (13:30):
I was sledding in another city. Thank god, it's so.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Good talking about your ball photos.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Licia wasn't any.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, thank you so much. It's so good.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're gonna We're gonna see you out some heal pizza
as well. We loved your call this morning.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Thank you. We don't need to know the.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Hits that jonaan Ben podcasts and.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Butcher for New Zealand Overnight one gold and the canoe
slalom so it's incredible silver this morning and the woman's
sprint cycling the team of three got that. And then
last night, late last night you and I were watching
that one with Megan.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It was pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Three of our pole volds into the final to which
will be tonight, which was awesome.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, the hole they needed twelve people for the final
and they a bunch of them failed to get the
last jump, so ended up the all three of our
girls made it through. It's nineteen girls in the final,
one to be twelve.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, how'd they go, Well, we don't have enough, we
don't have twelve, but we'll lip frog up to nineteen.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
All of the remaining girls had the same they were
all on a level field.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ah, so they.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Meant to try and make it over this one jump
which Eliza McCartney did. The others kind of didn't quite
get there, and they're like, okay, well now we need
to look back at who got the next best jump,
and it was like a whole lot of them.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So we could have had seven or nineteen. Those are
the two options.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, I like the fact that we've got three people
in the finals.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I actually qualified comfortably.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Now here's something that will blow your biscuits to do
the Olympic Snoop Dog. He's had a lot of coverage
as well. Give how much he's getting paid per day?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Well, we know the answer that. So that's a low bullet. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm ago, I'm gonna go seven hundred thousand dollars a
day American.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's not not quite as much. So that's this morning sabotage. No,
you see this early this morning. It was incredible. Five
hundred thousand dollars a day, a million dollars, But you're
burger Mine. It's snoop Dog like his and.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I guess the coverage he's bought the event through his
socials and through people, you know, shearing.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I just showed you a video of what he's went
out to dancing with a horse.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
He just was his horsey gear dancing with the horse.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Potentially high I dance with anyone for five hundred thousand
dollars a day. He's doing a wonderful job though, bringing
it to a to a wider audience, though, isn't he
that eight mel eight mil.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
For sixteen days work? Yeah, and you know again that's
that's stoop Dog. That's great. Yeah, that's snoop Dog. You
feel like that's that's a good amount for someone like
sneap Doc.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
But it seems it just seems like a weird choice, right,
but he has been incredible.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm promoting it. Yeah, weird choice, but maybe it's good.
We've all been talking about all the athletes wanted to
get photos with him. You've seen him everywhere, So yeah,
it's probably money well spent a few of the Olympics
or whoever it's paying for him.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Is it the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I think it's the NBC all right, Yeah, I think
because the fact that the figure got out as someone
was sitting next to the head of the network at
dinner and they said, oh, this is how much he's
getting for his time at the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh, he'll be like, thanks for getting that sensitive contract
information out there.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
We have been loving the Olympics. You can catch it
on gold Sport and of course a sky Sport as well.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I don't know what I'm going to do after this
is over.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm getting some anxiety because you know, we never got
nothing else to talk about.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, the Olympics is on great.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, it's such great filler content. I mean it's probably
not full of content for the people who have been
training their whole lives to get there, but for us
radio hosts it really does suck up some valuable ear time.
Now we're going to cross back to Paris and to
the wonderful Courtney Tiety from Skysport. Welcome back.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
How are you Mona Bonsla. Thank you again for having me.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, thank you for joining us. We've messed you in
the last couple of days you've been. You were at
the track yesterday with one hundred meters incredible.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I was.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
I was very lucky to be there. I was right
on the finish line too. So unfortunately from where we
are in our position, we can't actually show you the race,
even though I've got it on my phone, but I
could show you everything after and it was just incredible.
What a moment to be a witness issue. And honestly,
I thought Noah had lost that race from where I was.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
On your cell phone footage on the slow mo on
your cell phone footage, I.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Did and I was like, actually, from my angle, he came.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Third, Ah, it was so close between it was a
fighter footage exact same time. It was pretty incredible, the
closest race in history. And you got to speak to him,
I understand.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Yeah, he was right. There was very brief, so as
you can imagine, all of the world's media is waiting
to talk to them, but it's just like a que congratulations,
how was it? And it was just you're just like
you get quite starstruck, even as a former athlete myself,
because you're just like wow, and I've watched him on
the documentaries and everything, and then to see him actually
do it, I think that was the biggest thing. Because
he does like to speak a bit of smack, I
(18:25):
guess you would say, but to see him come out
and do it in real life was quite incredible.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Well, and the input on social media.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Now he's got add he's got esthma, he suffers from
the anxiety and depression and to put that out too
after winning gold and one hundred meters the prestigious event.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Very vulnerable of.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Them, Yeah, very vulnerable, and I think he knew that
that was.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
His moment too.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
And just I guess inspire whether you're an athlete or not,
but just as they don't let all these things define you,
and you know, for your dreams, which I think for
me has been the biggest thing about the Olympics, watching
all these people live out their dreams and to make
it a reality. But also just them knowing the platform
that they're on to show I think everyone else just
(19:09):
to yeah, just to follow your hearts.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We have a pretty good twenty four hours too. The
Kiwisvan Butcher got gold, and the men's canoe slalom, we
have silver woman sprint cycling. Three of our competitors made
it through the pole vault finals tonight, so things are
pretty good in New Zealand.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Yeah, it's been a very busy day over here in Paris.
But I tell you what, Finn Butcher's one is probably
the most incredible one for the day. If you if
you didn't get to see it, go back on sky
and watch it, because even the event itself it was crazy.
I'm not sure if you've seen it, but they start
at the top of a platform, they drop down and
then they're actually like trying not to hit each other
(19:47):
with their olds while they like dunk each other in
the water, Like it's the most insane race I've ever seen,
and then came up with the gold by a mile.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It looks like you're about to drown at any stage
in that adventure. It looks just it's.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Full of Did all the competitors finish.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Yeah, yeah, well exactly right. Hopefully they can all swim,
but even when they have to go under the water,
I'm like, if they get stuck in their kayak, But anyway,
they it was incredible, so I'm saying, if you haven't
watched it, go back, because it was an incredible gold
for New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
And we just found out too, Snoop Dogg getting five
hundred thousand US per day.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What's your daily rate the according Oh, I tell you.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
What, It's definitely not that, especially not in US dollar either.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I'm on the Snoop hunt though, and he was at
the fence in the other day. I couldn't believe he
was there, but I was too into the sport to
actually realize that he was there, so I missed him.
But I'm trying my best because when I got here,
I was like, what does everyone in New Zealand want
to say? They're like, we want to see Snoop. I
was like, okay, I'm the girl for the job. I'm
getting closer and closer everything.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Did I see on your social media that you did
take a video about maybe fifteen meters away from him?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Was it right?
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I did?
Speaker 7 (20:56):
That was at the fence scene, so I was close,
and then he was at the athletics linelast night, but
I wasn't close enough there. So still a few more
days to go. So I'm going to try my best.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Interested in a few more days to go. Realistically, how
many more medals can we pull? And we getting greedy?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Well we should win a couple more actually in the
cycling because this is only day one, so we've got
the next couple of days for the cycling, so I
think we definitely will pull in a few more there.
The women's silver today was great, but I'm hoping for
a possible gold somewhere. But we should get a small
collection out of the cycling. I mean our flag there
at Aaron Gate. He's been in great form, so hopefully
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he can he can get us our hands on a
few more.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, Courtney, thank you so much for your time. And
you know we're going to miss you next week when
you're not in our lives. Is it going to be
weird if we keep calling you over a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Just keep calling me, I just pretend that I'm still
here or you knows from my.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Bedroom, discuss what we really do.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Appreciate your time take here and well probably I'm sure
we'll piss you one more time before the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Is are over.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
You want to and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A big day pushing giant bingo balls around christ chit yesterday?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Wasn't it a beautiful day?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Though?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Beautiful? Beautiful?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, spin the day handing ounce promotional propaganda pamphlets.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Didn't we feel like a right piece with a pamphlet
in your hand, don't you?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Even when you're not trying to get money out of people,
you still win Approaching people, They're like, oh god, what's
the specialmousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, some people were just like, no, I don't need
ten thousands. Even Jiff Bezos needs ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm sure went right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
The problem is, you know, and I actively avoid those
people if I'm out in public, anyone holding any form
of documentation and walking towards you, smiling with you know,
don't make eye content.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
As soon as you make eye contact with us, we've
got you on the hot Were you in there right?
A little tip for new players.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So while we were doing that, there was big news
ectally yesterday and the sports world as well. One of
the legends of the rugby league game in New Zealand,
Shawn Johnson, announce his retirement. I'm very emotional announcing in
front of the players yesday.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Here's a little back from his Instagram.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Hey, I just wanted to get a fun years and
let us know that later today I'm going to be
announcing my retirement. It's yeah, it's probably a decision that
I've set with for a long time now, you know,
but one I'm still probably coming to terms with. So,
but he came just to rip and forwards of the
year enjoy it every moment seriously.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, what a legend of the game.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's been amazing to watch him over the years and
just yeah, one one of the greats. And he's been
so generous with his time as well.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
To us over the years.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
He's a lovely gentleman. Sean Johnson well over ten years
service for the club, over two hundred games. Yeah, he's played.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So I really kind of New Zealand rugby lea. It'll
be sad to see the Warriors without Sean Johnson. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I saw on another video he was saying that when
he was growing up in Odia or around that era,
I think Fung that he just dreamed of play for
the Warriors and he looks back on it now and
he's like it's still as cool as when he.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Dreamed about it when he was a kid. That's very cool.
Wasn't that phenomenal? That of dreams? I wish I could
say the same about radio and dream to go to
a pub last night, of a shot, go through some
lady's wallet. True dreams are coming true. Push a bigger
up in the morning and get here at like five o'clock.
You know it's dreamed. I was a little child pushing
(24:17):
her bit she did, You did dream And then I
think people need to do that more often. If you're
in a job, which you know, we're very blessed to
be doing this job.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
If you're in a job that you dreamed of doing
and you have those days and you're like, oh, just
think back to when you're a kid, and you're like,
if I could be in there.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Doing that job, change your dream, do something else.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Amazon would be nice when thes that John and Ben
podcast I was telling in the weekend to my friends friends, Well,
my wife was bringing it up. She brings it up
from time to time and does the show about one
time I blew out with a gift I got her
and amongst other stuff, I got her front for a
thing that she wanted. Yes, but it was not the
(24:59):
time nor the place to I hear a gift. I've
learned that lesson.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
You could have just got the frying pan any other day.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And I should have. I should have got it for
the household. Yeah, it's a household. Now. I just thought
it was a displaying that I was listening.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Did you wrap it up?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
But yeah, I thought it was a play and it
was not the only gift, and I thought it was
showing that I'd listened to an ocean. We'd been at
the shop, and she'd gone any other day.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Any other day.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
But anyway, it also got her a piece of glass
to put in as the ceiling as well.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So I told was telling my friend about this the
other day and he was saying that he actually gave
his wife a stick vacuum cleaner for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh, like a dice and jaw like yeah, one of those.
But he was saying, and I was like, oh you didn't, mate,
Oh oh this.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Damnit chair, and he was like, actually no, the reaction
was amazing because this is something she wanted.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And I was like, it wasn't amazing. He had the video.
He had the video, and.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
That's great, but just like that's a household thing, so
like any other day.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
But no, but this in this case, I was something else,
that's what I thought that, but he was like, no,
on this case. It was Christmas morning, family around. Gave
us a vacuum cleaner that you know, I didn't need
to be plugging, and her reaction was genuine She was stoked.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
She was actually genuinely pumped. This was a few years ago,
and she was like, really stoked.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
He's kept there just as as evidence. I was like, well,
that's impressive, and he's like, but yeah, watch on the video.
And what happened next was his brother was there with
his new partner at the time. He went to give
a gift there. Now he was following up after after
a stick vacuum cleaner, which went down well, and then
she opened up a little box like diamond ear rings
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worth thousands of Dollarsity was like, oh no.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
No, we over prisons in front of the people.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
The moment of her just going oh, and then you
could see the reaction on my friend's wife's face as
she went, oh, I've got a stick vacuum which I
was stoked about. But now this verson has now been
given diamond earrings worth quite a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's like, oh, so, really, you're going to get more
use out of a day to day Megan.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
She's those ear rings.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, but the vacuum clean is going to be used
I'd say at least four times a week.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
But everyone's going to use it. It's a it's a
household item. Get her a want, not a need.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, well listen, but you can tell the big dog
he bought the earrings was he was probably a part
from going, oh, this is definitely breaking some sort of code.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
But you know, you go first, you go first.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Every Christmas is like, wait, what did you get exactly?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I never thought about that having to, you know, go
after someone else in the gift give stakes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
But yeah, it's one of those just a vacuum cleader
as well. It's like, great, well about you, Glader. They're like,
don't get me.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Wrong, I would love a dicon, but I don't want
it for Christmas any other day?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What about a dice and some earrings.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
That johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I know that that's going on, but a lot of
people over here more focused on the triathlon right which
we are doing. Kicked off yesterday the triathlon where we
had to run across the road here in christ make
the most pretentious uh toss of coffee order we could
think of, and it was one you designed, Megan, having
worked and owned a cafe.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It was a sweet dirty chaie Yes, with coconut milk
extra hot, which you always found about draining.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, with chocolate spriggles, usually had cinnamon on top. You
want chocolate.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Now, this is how it played out. Use today. That's
an I please.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Order a dirty chiel.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Take away, thank you?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yeah, hot please, coconut milk with coconut milk, thank you,
and chocolate on top.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Chocolate on tops.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Okay, so the order has been submitted.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We made you also say I'm from Auckland. Just embarrassing. Yeah,
I don't know, like a child across You're like, what
is it it?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He a patronizing person covered and just like Hia coffee, like, yeah,
I'm sending my coffee.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Mad I beat down with my hands on my knees
to talk to her as well the nose at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
So that's all we want.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
We want the most complicated orders out there. They can
be coffee related or tea. It could be fast food takeaways.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
You can make a cop but some people do like
no matter what it is, he's always the way that
someone wants that was always some pain in the ass.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Friend came over, shared works on the edge.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
We got we got pizza, okay, and she's like, I
want you to order me this specific pizza that she's
designed to bespoke pizza.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, so Hawaiian, okay, Fami Hawaiian firstly okay, red Flag,
but yeah, I thought, I thought, that's fine. It's a
bad rap Hawaiian. But it's not my favorite of all
the pizza. But it's fine. It's weird for an adult
to order. That was my first.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
She's like, don't stop there though, thanks. I want cheese
and the crust that's stuffs, cress of wine.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
And then she wanted bacon but sprinkled on it. I'm like,
how many different types of peg do you? And then
she wanted a mayonnaise swirl. She's like, just one one
loop around with the swirl. Clarify, one loop clockwise.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So I'm thinking this. I was looking down my nose
at her and I tried it. It was the taste
just god damn, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It was.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. But in ordering it, you can tell the guys like, wait,
we've got a menu, a wide range. There's many different
flavors and tastes that we've catered for. Would you like
to come over here and start designing your own pizzas
and pizza?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Jaron got you to order it, so she didn't sound.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
So yeah. Have you got a specific order that you
add to things? I feel like you would, Megan.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
I just add like pickles to things, or like a
little bit of salad to things. Like I'm just thinking
of a burger. If I order a burger, sometimes I
add like salad and pickles.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Who like dramatic, first person ever to add pickles to it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
There is a theory that if you add stuff to
those fast food orders, then they'll cook it fresh for you.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yes, right, no matter what it is. That's that's my
mate's theory as well. I put something in, like extra pickles,
which I don't really necessarily want, but I know that
they'll make it fresh for me. Ah's got a little hack. Yeah,
And then you can decide to eat the pickles or not,
but please eat the pickles.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
A four four ah seven New Zealand's most complicated orders
are you? Are you that giant stick in the mud
when you go into the restaurant.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
The hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Text here for I used to be a barista. Every weekend,
the lady would walk in.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
She would order a mocker no foam, half hot water,
half milk, extra hot, triple shot with a bit of
cinnamon on top.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
She said, it was revery frustrating to mate. You used
to work at a cafe. You owe the cafe? What
was it? Was it frustrating when people made order like that?
Or was that okay?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, especially during busy time because you you know, like
you've got a million coffees.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Don't own a cafe, mate, don't don't come, don't can't
go time a cafe? People order coffee, yeah, and extra hot.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
There's a temperature of the milk is supposed to be
heated too. Okay, you're burning it?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh so much?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
You sound like I was on a tour group we're
overseas recently there was someone saying a lot of facts
to the person telling the facts, and they went they
did the classic would.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You like to take over? Would you look have a
lot to say? Would you like to take over? And
then they were like you nevers it because I'm just
doing my job. But anyway, I was like, this is
this is really off gone.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It was one of those moments I was like, oh,
that was the tall group person offering to give the
headst over to someone else.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It was very chatty, so I was like, that's what
can happen. That's a real humbling one. When you called out.
The person didn't take over, but I would have loved
them to have taken over and done them.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
All.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Right, well happened. You left here, you'll find this and
you're like, wow, okay, let's let's head to the phones
on eight hundred hits. Uh who we got here? Sorry?
Speaker 10 (33:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Someone just texts her in Christ Sora morning, how are you?
How are you?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Sora?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
You're not bare?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
My man?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Sah saa saa. The explorer lovely to have you on?
Uh complicated orders? Are you? Are you a pizza orderer?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (33:26):
I am like the spice fiend day a spice fiend.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
So how are you rejigging your pizza order?
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Man?
Speaker 7 (33:33):
Okay, so the hell's you?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
I'll give you.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
I'll give you the insights. Go bar, do you want
to lust the US?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Right?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Filipinos on the on the puppy yet Chili on that.
That's the goods man.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
So hold on klipinos and level four chili.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
That's the stuff I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Man, sounds like a radio prank.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
I'm I'm telling you if you want to yeah, yeah,
you want you want a spice quick man?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
That that's the goods.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, spice people are spicesmen are interesting. Chris mag from
six sixty. He's a spice guy. He loves a spicy
sweet sweeting your way. And it does not look like
he's enjoying any part of the meal.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
But I was making that pizza. I'll be like, I'll
give you a spice.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
But.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Sauce.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah. We saw the devastration listening to it, be like,
she's no longer running a cafe. Help, safety came, What
are you doing? You order a coffee?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
It was the sauce bottle.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
We saw that, but no one else listening. What's going on? Natasha?
You're on Welcome? How are you?
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
How you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Lovely? Great?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Have you on the show this morning? Outrageous orders? Is
this that a burger joint?
Speaker 9 (34:45):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Burger joined. I don't actually know that you could change
burgers till probably quite late in my life. But I
didn't like the McDonald's burgers. I find them quite spicy,
just to meat petties. It's really lame. But so I
get the usual no pickle. I don't like the onion,
it's raw. But probably the most controversial thing is I
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get no seasoning, which is literally no salt in, no pepper.
So then I add mayonnaise and it's always cooked fresh
and that's how I like it.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
So it's bun burger, no seasoning like the paddy. And
then is it ketchup and mayonnaise and.
Speaker 10 (35:25):
The mustards yep, and the cheese.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Ronald's in the kitchen going bruh.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
But then it goes back to your friends theory that
if you do make these additions that it comes out
piping hot.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Comes out, they're nice and fresh.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I don't yep.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Maybe you're always afraid people are going to contaminate my food.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
If yeah, you know when you sit down like you
send I've never seen the meal bane.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
The meal bag.
Speaker 10 (35:51):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
There is health and safety in the kitchen. You're not
just allowed to spit on.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, because I mean, the industry says all humans, we
all know how we would active.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
You know, I've created this masterpiece.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And someone saying the hits that John and Ben podcasts
are in the middle of the triathlon and well, woh
Megan Purpose wanders on and have you been waiting out.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
There just for that bit?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Or is it?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I was waiting just a moment to make the right
you know time, make my entrance.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Stop the clock, the time to beat seven minutes sixteen,
go across the road, ordering a complicated tri last ape
the triathle on what's her time?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
They're being boys eleven fifty eight not great, not great, great,
not great.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, And I'd love to say I actually left the building.
I didn't what do you mean? What do you mean
we mean down stairs and made little coffee in the lounge.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Down What do you compete in the triathlon?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Well, I've got a.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Coffee making a mockery of our sport forrest. You spoke
to was Larissa, who put on a great accent.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
What well, I had intended to beat your time. So
I've been done with my coffee for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'll see you and you beat the time, Yeah, easily.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
It's all being felmed, broken, just cheating, cheating in the
in the big events, you know, that's what they said.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I wanted to work smarter, not harder.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You know, Well, that's disappointing.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It won't be back, won't four more years. Sorry, we'll
be back in four more years, but I don't know
what we'll be back for it they'll get new competitors.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
You need to go to the office to do a
degreding your owen sample as punishment.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Just respected the triathlon
This Jon would being podcast. Hey that's us broad to
you by Hello Fresh The Experts and Tastes that kiwis
love a lot going on in the Olympics, particularly overnight.
It was awesome to see Finn Butcher won a gold
for New Zealand and the men's canoe slalom cross, which
is incredible. We just got a silver, and the sprint
cycling as well, which is really really close to race
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against Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's definitely a sport and you're like, oh, is that it?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You know when it goes so quickly, Yeah, it doesn't
like it's underwhelmeding.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You're just like, ah, is that over? Very quickly?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
So very close with that under a second, we were
just slipping behind Great Britain, but still another medal to
the Telly. This would be one of our greatest Olympics
of all time. I don't know, maybe I'm just going
to say it. I'm going to go out and say it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It feels like the medals are really rolling in now
for New Zealand, and it was awesome last night to
see three of the New Zealanders and the woman's pole
vaulting final, which is going to be on tonight. So
we'll bringing up to speed well live from Paris. We
go to Courtney from sky Sport in about twenty minutes time.
But last night, as well as trying to navigate what
was on the Olympics, we try to navigate an Alpha
(01:03):
quiz live at the Little Fiddle in christ.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
High energy stuff for a Monday night. Look.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
To be honest, we didn't expect anyone to turn out
Monday night. I mean I wouldn't turn out to watch
three babbling radio hosts ask questions. But these fine people
did and thank you for having us at the Little Fiddle.
A lot of great crowd work I felt I did
last night. Well, yeah, my electrifying crowds.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It is probably the first time you've seen that. Now
we've got a quiz going on, like a lot of
people concentrating on the quiz. I don't know why he
feels he needs to do crowd where people are like
trying to answers. You're like talking what's on the TV
as well? You gotta see that sport. Everyone's like we're
trying to answer quiz. You know, you get very distracted.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
By climbing the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Trying to answer questions. I remember, But yeah, he went
round and.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
What are your hopes and dreams in the future, and
they're like, I just to get through this to go home.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Did some crowd work and the microphone. He was going
out to people in the crack, going through one lady's.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Purse at some stage, well a person, yeah, person, not
a monster. Well they can pullably out cash that she had.
It was fun times.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, she had narcotics in there as well. Stenched her
up in front of everyone and then didn't have didn't
say no, she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's some days. She just carried on with it, so
let me do it.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
It made me play Taylor Swift from my phone and
to the microphone so he could do a sing along.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I heard that because you were telling the scores. Yeah,
so there was.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
A bit of fellow band who required there you go
the rollercoaster of the alphaquis.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, you take that on a nationwide tour. It'd be fun.
The alphause, Yeah, it is a lot of fun. I
don't know about the you know, playing music of a
phone in front of people. We probably could do better
than that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It was to get airway was coffee, right, you know?
Otherwise you have to play a feeder your air prap.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Monday night though, and one lovely lady brought us shots
which we didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Need no, but was.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
A lot of shots.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, so your shot indictte you two. We did it
all separately. You're supposed to do it together. John O
did it and then you.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Were like it and I was like, wait, where is there?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't like all the all therashobas resmetas with the
tequila shot, squid the limon in your eyes and snort aside.
I don't know what you have to do. I'll just
drinking and.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
All three things go in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, speaking of content, we've been saying in a hotel
here in Christich.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We hosted alphl Quiz Live last night.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
The Champagne crowd work from you, some great ging me
from my crowd work, talking to people, just feeling the
need to bear all the whole time.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
More cheap beer content, champagne.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He went through one lady's wallet. He did, let me say,
purse for some reason you put.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Show there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
City had all sorts of other stuff, I legal stuff
in there as well, named and shamed, but everyone.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She loved her New Zealanders love.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Being called out in front of a crowd. It's one
of our hobbies, one of our passions. But yeah, so
we say in this hotel, and I don't know if
in your room, you've noticed a bit of an addition
in the barsroom.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, yes, the bidet situation.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I think we had different rooms because I did not
have a bidet.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I inquestedet. They actually didn't have them there to install them.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You demanded it on.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You're a writer, but it's not often in this country.
You're you're greeted with the bidet, and you have the
opportunity to use one.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
So I take it with both hands every time it's there. Okay,
what I tell you what? There's nothing I don't know
why we don't have it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's nothing quite like water blasting under the bonnet.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You've never felt cleaner.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It makes a lot of sense, like traveling to Japan.
I just came back. I rave you.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You heard me. I raped for weeks about the tour.
You're like, I recorded myself on it with a family, Like,
what are you doing in there?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was it was amazing. There one is all. It's
all like a two and two in one. It's not
like a separate bidet situation, which this hotel had.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This is all like you do your business, then you
push your button and we go squired up there.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And I tell you, it's like, you know how the feeling
you get when you wash your hands clean, It's like
washing your hands for your butt.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You have that same sensation.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So you do your business and then you have to
hop off one onto the other, you do.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hear, That's why I said Japan, they had it all
on the same.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, and then squirty squirty, and then toilet paper or towel.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I just used toilet paper, yeah, just to mop it up.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
But I grew up with a bidet, but I can't
say I ever used it because my parents love to
like get the new fangled thing.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
They got it installed today, yeah yeah right.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And we never used it.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It was constantly filled with pop plants. One was like
soaking pop plants. It's unless you want to furn up
her decky, you weren't going to use the bidet.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She's got plants. It's probably quite good for draining the
plants that are not going to go.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Soaking in there.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I imagine a lot of people over the years have
knelt down and drunk out of them, washed their hands
on the my imagine because.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I want to put ice in them and chuck you
in there.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I wanted to do like a happy b Day when
every got the birthday. It's like happy bed Day to
you mean you're gonna be and we give away. I'm
fully endorsed it. Yeah, if they're looking for if they're
looking for a spokesperson b DA ambassadors, Yeah, even a
demonstration video to no pixelection.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Can you do some infomercials just.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Like here's how it works.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Anything you need me to do for the B Day industry,
I'll do it so much that John and Ben podcast
to having a fun time in christ at the Moment's
beautiful day. Yes, been the day trudging around the city
pistering people with propaganda promotional pamphlets.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now we were sliding them under.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Windscreen wipers, which I don't know the legalities about that,
but I guess we'll left. There's any complaints, the company
will find out. You get when there is something on
your onon screenwiper.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
But kind of.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
But I'm more inclined to take it and read it
than if like I saw John on the street handing
it to me.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, what's this You're like, oh, yeah, there's Yeah, you
could win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's a fine line between being a radio host and
a daughter do or sales. And as we see you
this morning, don't make eye contact if you want to
avoid us, don't make eye content.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Now, something happened in the hotel though, Megan that we
spoke briefly about yesterday.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I decided I'd take this opportunity because I had some
time alone in the hotel room to fake ten.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I don't get a lot of time to do these things.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Again, an odd task to go. That's what I'm going
to do when I'm.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
In the two.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
That's like, good me time.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So you pre planned this, you thought you'd come down here.
You're like, okay, brought my fake tan, got some time
in the hotel room. Is it a spray on job
or a rub on job?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
No, it's it's a rub on with a mat, right,
And do you have to leave it and then you
wash it off?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Do you go inside the shower to apply or you're
just doing it on the on the lounge the bars.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Like a moose.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
It's not going to go everywhere you put the moose
on the mitten. Yeah, so I put it on and
then it was it was touch dry. So I was like,
I reckon, I can sit on the bed and.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Just not move.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
So I sat there, watched the TV and kept very still.
But when I got up, didn't make a difference. There
was an absolute crime scene in the bed. It is
we've gotten all over the bed.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We put it on the heads breakfast Instagram story. Yesterday
it was it looked like a lot of looked like
you need that. But day that's for sure. You were
dreading heading back to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You didn't want to look anyone in the eyes because
you know that I'll be talking about you in the.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Hallway, for sure.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
But I got back and the beard was made, new
sheets and no one said anything.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The sheets, the sheets you handed to them looked like
they're in the middle of their hot girl European summer.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, they were ready to go and nothing was said.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Nothing was said. Although I bolted past the reception and
didn't ask them.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We were going to record some content with them.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You didn't want to that ashamed off, To be honest,
it's probably in terms of substances left in hotels.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's probably at the light or end of the scale.
At least it's the backstory. At least there's you know
and complete right, it just comes off. Yeah, I know
this firsthand.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's a fake tan, and my chicks it comes with
the washing powder just enough of distress about apart from
the fact that they're like, what on earth was this
woman up to?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
That would have been the initial am I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm like, you know what, you're talking on the radio
and you're like, brush, shut up, shut up. Like in
my head, I'm like, you're going nowhere. You've got nothing
to say but your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We don't talk all over You're like, we need to
get a fooce. That's all we're all thinking. That's okay,
So forth right, there is where we're going.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Fake tan disasters, that's what we'd like this morning. Gave
your had any of those you compete with megans, I still.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Want a fake tan. John O. You're quite irridecent not.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Rubbing your fake tan on me things, mate, you.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Can rub it on yourself.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The heads that Jona wan Ben podcast a tantastrophe in
the hotel.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Tan everywhere, the ceiling, the walls, the cheeks, sprayed everywhere, everywhere.
Now you're saying you're breaking out in a full body rash.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Two.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I don't know I've use this tan before, but like
maybe it's punishment.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I've got like a racial my legs and which is
grim opposite of what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, murky brown massacre in the in the hotel room.
Like what's preferential going out in the sun and getting
melanoma or rubbing the stuff on you?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What's what's the rubbing this stuff on you?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah? Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know the real tans baby.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Not the only one that's had a tan tastrophe.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
We've got to get to these calls in the textas
some of amazing ones coming through.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Jason, good morning to.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You, Good morning guys.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
How are you are?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Good things Now it used to be. I'm not sure
if you're still in the game.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
A cleaner A cleaner?
Speaker 10 (11:03):
No, no, not me.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
I'm not a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
He's out of the game now, mate, if he was
in there game, he's out of it. I said, I
wouldn't go back. A great research though. Have you ever
cleaned anything in your life? Ah?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Maybe the odd toilet now and again when the wife
tells me.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, okay, so is this related to like, well, strange
questioning if it's not related to anything we're going to
talk about. Have you had a tantastrophe?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Definitely not, definitely not. I don't use ten very often.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh thanks?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All right? Well that you John before the shows that
I've lined up someone we bet tan testaphe it's great.
Leave it with this we have and that's there was
a Jason Hiller love. I guess Jason, what was I
texting you about? Jason?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
You will testing me about something about the Warriors.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I believe the.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Warriors, mate, I love the Warriors. Yeah, bloody, Yeah, told
the lie Jason, we're going to hook down with some
pizza and we're going to fight Johnno from he organizing
get he let again?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh Jason, I'm sorry?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Should should we go to Kelly?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Please? Do Kelly? Uh? Did you used to be a cleaner?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, Well you get a tan disaster? What happened?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
I went and got a spray tan and I just
started seeing this guy and I didn't wait for the
tan to dry, and I may have done something with
the guy. And then his private imprinted on my chest,
well stomach, and it dried. You could see his balls and.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Was it like an outline on your chest? Out?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
And I thought I had come up quite well with Bronza.
But at the ball one of my mates came up
to me and was like, is that a penis on
your side?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You're wearing a piece to the ball and.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, it's a space rocket.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Think wait did your parents see you before you leave
for the ball?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (13:30):
I was sledding in another city. Thank god, it's so.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Good talking about your ball photos.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Licia wasn't any.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, thank you so much. It's so good.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We're gonna We're gonna see you out some heal pizza
as well. We loved your call this morning.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Thank you. We don't need to know the.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Hits that jonaan Ben podcasts and.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Butcher for New Zealand Overnight one gold and the canoe
slalom so it's incredible silver this morning and the woman's
sprint cycling the team of three got that. And then
last night, late last night you and I were watching
that one with Megan.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It was pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Three of our pole volds into the final to which
will be tonight, which was awesome.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, the hole they needed twelve people for the final
and they a bunch of them failed to get the
last jump, so ended up the all three of our
girls made it through. It's nineteen girls in the final,
one to be twelve.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, how'd they go, Well, we don't have enough, we
don't have twelve, but we'll lip frog up to nineteen.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
All of the remaining girls had the same they were
all on a level field.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ah, so they.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Meant to try and make it over this one jump
which Eliza McCartney did. The others kind of didn't quite
get there, and they're like, okay, well now we need
to look back at who got the next best jump,
and it was like a whole lot of them.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So we could have had seven or nineteen. Those are
the two options.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, I like the fact that we've got three people
in the finals.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I actually qualified comfortably.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Now here's something that will blow your biscuits to do
the Olympic Snoop Dog. He's had a lot of coverage
as well. Give how much he's getting paid per day?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Well, we know the answer that. So that's a low bullet. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm ago, I'm gonna go seven hundred thousand dollars a
day American.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's not not quite as much. So that's this morning sabotage. No,
you see this early this morning. It was incredible. Five
hundred thousand dollars a day, a million dollars, But you're
burger Mine. It's snoop Dog like his and.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I guess the coverage he's bought the event through his
socials and through people, you know, shearing.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I just showed you a video of what he's went
out to dancing with a horse.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
He just was his horsey gear dancing with the horse.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Potentially high I dance with anyone for five hundred thousand
dollars a day. He's doing a wonderful job though, bringing
it to a to a wider audience, though, isn't he
that eight mel eight mil.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
For sixteen days work? Yeah, and you know again that's
that's stoop Dog. That's great. Yeah, that's snoop Dog. You
feel like that's that's a good amount for someone like
sneap Doc.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
But it seems it just seems like a weird choice, right,
but he has been incredible.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm promoting it. Yeah, weird choice, but maybe it's good.
We've all been talking about all the athletes wanted to
get photos with him. You've seen him everywhere, So yeah,
it's probably money well spent a few of the Olympics
or whoever it's paying for him.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Is it the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I think it's the NBC all right, Yeah, I think
because the fact that the figure got out as someone
was sitting next to the head of the network at
dinner and they said, oh, this is how much he's
getting for his time at the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh, he'll be like, thanks for getting that sensitive contract
information out there.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
We have been loving the Olympics. You can catch it
on gold Sport and of course a sky Sport as well.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I don't know what I'm going to do after this
is over.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm getting some anxiety because you know, we never got
nothing else to talk about.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, the Olympics is on great.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, it's such great filler content. I mean it's probably
not full of content for the people who have been
training their whole lives to get there, but for us
radio hosts it really does suck up some valuable ear time.
Now we're going to cross back to Paris and to
the wonderful Courtney Tiety from Skysport. Welcome back.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
How are you Mona Bonsla. Thank you again for having me.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, thank you for joining us. We've messed you in
the last couple of days you've been. You were at
the track yesterday with one hundred meters incredible.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I was.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
I was very lucky to be there. I was right
on the finish line too. So unfortunately from where we
are in our position, we can't actually show you the race,
even though I've got it on my phone, but I
could show you everything after and it was just incredible.
What a moment to be a witness issue. And honestly,
I thought Noah had lost that race from where I was.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
On your cell phone footage on the slow mo on
your cell phone footage, I.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Did and I was like, actually, from my angle, he came.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Third, Ah, it was so close between it was a
fighter footage exact same time. It was pretty incredible, the
closest race in history. And you got to speak to him,
I understand.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Yeah, he was right. There was very brief, so as
you can imagine, all of the world's media is waiting
to talk to them, but it's just like a que congratulations,
how was it? And it was just you're just like
you get quite starstruck, even as a former athlete myself,
because you're just like wow, and I've watched him on
the documentaries and everything, and then to see him actually
do it, I think that was the biggest thing. Because
he does like to speak a bit of smack, I
(18:25):
guess you would say, but to see him come out
and do it in real life was quite incredible.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Well, and the input on social media.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Now he's got add he's got esthma, he suffers from
the anxiety and depression and to put that out too
after winning gold and one hundred meters the prestigious event.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Very vulnerable of.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Them, Yeah, very vulnerable, and I think he knew that
that was.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
His moment too.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
And just I guess inspire whether you're an athlete or not,
but just as they don't let all these things define you,
and you know, for your dreams, which I think for
me has been the biggest thing about the Olympics, watching
all these people live out their dreams and to make
it a reality. But also just them knowing the platform
that they're on to show I think everyone else just
(19:09):
to yeah, just to follow your hearts.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We have a pretty good twenty four hours too. The
Kiwisvan Butcher got gold, and the men's canoe slalom, we
have silver woman sprint cycling. Three of our competitors made
it through the pole vault finals tonight, so things are
pretty good in New Zealand.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Yeah, it's been a very busy day over here in Paris.
But I tell you what, Finn Butcher's one is probably
the most incredible one for the day. If you if
you didn't get to see it, go back on sky
and watch it, because even the event itself it was crazy.
I'm not sure if you've seen it, but they start
at the top of a platform, they drop down and
then they're actually like trying not to hit each other
(19:47):
with their olds while they like dunk each other in
the water, Like it's the most insane race I've ever seen,
and then came up with the gold by a mile.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It looks like you're about to drown at any stage
in that adventure. It looks just it's.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Full of Did all the competitors finish.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Yeah, yeah, well exactly right. Hopefully they can all swim,
but even when they have to go under the water,
I'm like, if they get stuck in their kayak, But anyway,
they it was incredible, so I'm saying, if you haven't
watched it, go back, because it was an incredible gold
for New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
And we just found out too, Snoop Dogg getting five
hundred thousand US per day.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What's your daily rate the according Oh, I tell you.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
What, It's definitely not that, especially not in US dollar either.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
I'm happy to be here.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I'm on the Snoop hunt though, and he was at
the fence in the other day. I couldn't believe he
was there, but I was too into the sport to
actually realize that he was there, so I missed him.
But I'm trying my best because when I got here,
I was like, what does everyone in New Zealand want
to say? They're like, we want to see Snoop. I
was like, okay, I'm the girl for the job. I'm
getting closer and closer everything.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Did I see on your social media that you did
take a video about maybe fifteen meters away from him?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Was it right?
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I did?
Speaker 7 (20:56):
That was at the fence scene, so I was close,
and then he was at the athletics linelast night, but
I wasn't close enough there. So still a few more
days to go. So I'm going to try my best.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Interested in a few more days to go. Realistically, how
many more medals can we pull? And we getting greedy?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Well we should win a couple more actually in the
cycling because this is only day one, so we've got
the next couple of days for the cycling, so I
think we definitely will pull in a few more there.
The women's silver today was great, but I'm hoping for
a possible gold somewhere. But we should get a small
collection out of the cycling. I mean our flag there
at Aaron Gate. He's been in great form, so hopefully
(21:33):
he can he can get us our hands on a
few more.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, Courtney, thank you so much for your time. And
you know we're going to miss you next week when
you're not in our lives. Is it going to be
weird if we keep calling you over a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Just keep calling me, I just pretend that I'm still
here or you knows from my.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Bedroom, discuss what we really do.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Appreciate your time take here and well probably I'm sure
we'll piss you one more time before the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Is are over.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
You want to and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A big day pushing giant bingo balls around christ chit yesterday?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Wasn't it a beautiful day?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Though?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Beautiful? Beautiful?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, spin the day handing ounce promotional propaganda pamphlets.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Didn't we feel like a right piece with a pamphlet
in your hand, don't you?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Even when you're not trying to get money out of people,
you still win Approaching people, They're like, oh god, what's
the specialmousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, some people were just like, no, I don't need
ten thousands. Even Jiff Bezos needs ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm sure went right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
The problem is, you know, and I actively avoid those
people if I'm out in public, anyone holding any form
of documentation and walking towards you, smiling with you know,
don't make eye content.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
As soon as you make eye contact with us, we've
got you on the hot Were you in there right?
A little tip for new players.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So while we were doing that, there was big news
ectally yesterday and the sports world as well. One of
the legends of the rugby league game in New Zealand,
Shawn Johnson, announce his retirement. I'm very emotional announcing in
front of the players yesday.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Here's a little back from his Instagram.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Hey, I just wanted to get a fun years and
let us know that later today I'm going to be
announcing my retirement. It's yeah, it's probably a decision that
I've set with for a long time now, you know,
but one I'm still probably coming to terms with. So,
but he came just to rip and forwards of the
year enjoy it every moment seriously.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, what a legend of the game.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's been amazing to watch him over the years and
just yeah, one one of the greats. And he's been
so generous with his time as well.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
To us over the years.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
He's a lovely gentleman. Sean Johnson well over ten years
service for the club, over two hundred games. Yeah, he's played.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So I really kind of New Zealand rugby lea. It'll
be sad to see the Warriors without Sean Johnson. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I saw on another video he was saying that when
he was growing up in Odia or around that era,
I think Fung that he just dreamed of play for
the Warriors and he looks back on it now and
he's like it's still as cool as when he.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Dreamed about it when he was a kid. That's very cool.
Wasn't that phenomenal? That of dreams? I wish I could
say the same about radio and dream to go to
a pub last night, of a shot, go through some
lady's wallet. True dreams are coming true. Push a bigger
up in the morning and get here at like five o'clock.
You know it's dreamed. I was a little child pushing
(24:17):
her bit she did, You did dream And then I
think people need to do that more often. If you're
in a job, which you know, we're very blessed to
be doing this job.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
If you're in a job that you dreamed of doing
and you have those days and you're like, oh, just
think back to when you're a kid, and you're like,
if I could be in there.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Doing that job, change your dream, do something else.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Amazon would be nice when thes that John and Ben
podcast I was telling in the weekend to my friends friends, Well,
my wife was bringing it up. She brings it up
from time to time and does the show about one
time I blew out with a gift I got her
and amongst other stuff, I got her front for a
thing that she wanted. Yes, but it was not the
(24:59):
time nor the place to I hear a gift. I've
learned that lesson.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
You could have just got the frying pan any other day.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And I should have. I should have got it for
the household. Yeah, it's a household. Now. I just thought
it was a displaying that I was listening.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Did you wrap it up?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
But yeah, I thought it was a play and it
was not the only gift, and I thought it was
showing that I'd listened to an ocean. We'd been at
the shop, and she'd gone any other day.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Any other day.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
But anyway, it also got her a piece of glass
to put in as the ceiling as well.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So I told was telling my friend about this the
other day and he was saying that he actually gave
his wife a stick vacuum cleaner for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh, like a dice and jaw like yeah, one of those.
But he was saying, and I was like, oh you didn't, mate,
Oh oh this.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Damnit chair, and he was like, actually no, the reaction
was amazing because this is something she wanted.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And I was like, it wasn't amazing. He had the video.
He had the video, and.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
That's great, but just like that's a household thing, so
like any other day.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
But no, but this in this case, I was something else,
that's what I thought that, but he was like, no,
on this case. It was Christmas morning, family around. Gave
us a vacuum cleaner that you know, I didn't need
to be plugging, and her reaction was genuine She was stoked.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
She was actually genuinely pumped. This was a few years ago,
and she was like, really stoked.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
He's kept there just as as evidence. I was like, well,
that's impressive, and he's like, but yeah, watch on the video.
And what happened next was his brother was there with
his new partner at the time. He went to give
a gift there. Now he was following up after after
a stick vacuum cleaner, which went down well, and then
she opened up a little box like diamond ear rings
(26:31):
worth thousands of Dollarsity was like, oh no.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
No, we over prisons in front of the people.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
The moment of her just going oh, and then you
could see the reaction on my friend's wife's face as
she went, oh, I've got a stick vacuum which I
was stoked about. But now this verson has now been
given diamond earrings worth quite a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's like, oh, so, really, you're going to get more
use out of a day to day Megan.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
She's those ear rings.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, but the vacuum clean is going to be used
I'd say at least four times a week.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
But everyone's going to use it. It's a it's a
household item. Get her a want, not a need.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, well listen, but you can tell the big dog
he bought the earrings was he was probably a part
from going, oh, this is definitely breaking some sort of code.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
But you know, you go first, you go first.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Every Christmas is like, wait, what did you get exactly?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I never thought about that having to, you know, go
after someone else in the gift give stakes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
But yeah, it's one of those just a vacuum cleader
as well. It's like, great, well about you, Glader. They're like,
don't get me.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Wrong, I would love a dicon, but I don't want
it for Christmas any other day?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What about a dice and some earrings.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
That johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I know that that's going on, but a lot of
people over here more focused on the triathlon right which
we are doing. Kicked off yesterday the triathlon where we
had to run across the road here in christ make
the most pretentious uh toss of coffee order we could
think of, and it was one you designed, Megan, having
worked and owned a cafe.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It was a sweet dirty chaie Yes, with coconut milk
extra hot, which you always found about draining.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, with chocolate spriggles, usually had cinnamon on top. You
want chocolate.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Now, this is how it played out. Use today. That's
an I please.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
Order a dirty chiel.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Take away, thank you?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yeah, hot please, coconut milk with coconut milk, thank you,
and chocolate on top.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Chocolate on tops.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Okay, so the order has been submitted.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We made you also say I'm from Auckland. Just embarrassing. Yeah,
I don't know, like a child across You're like, what
is it it?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He a patronizing person covered and just like Hia coffee, like, yeah,
I'm sending my coffee.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Mad I beat down with my hands on my knees
to talk to her as well the nose at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
So that's all we want.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
We want the most complicated orders out there. They can
be coffee related or tea. It could be fast food takeaways.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
You can make a cop but some people do like
no matter what it is, he's always the way that
someone wants that was always some pain in the ass.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Friend came over, shared works on the edge.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
We got we got pizza, okay, and she's like, I
want you to order me this specific pizza that she's
designed to bespoke pizza.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, so Hawaiian, okay, Fami Hawaiian firstly okay, red Flag,
but yeah, I thought, I thought, that's fine. It's a
bad rap Hawaiian. But it's not my favorite of all
the pizza. But it's fine. It's weird for an adult
to order. That was my first.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
She's like, don't stop there though, thanks. I want cheese
and the crust that's stuffs, cress of wine.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
And then she wanted bacon but sprinkled on it. I'm like,
how many different types of peg do you? And then
she wanted a mayonnaise swirl. She's like, just one one
loop around with the swirl. Clarify, one loop clockwise.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So I'm thinking this. I was looking down my nose
at her and I tried it. It was the taste
just god damn, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It was.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. But in ordering it, you can tell the guys like, wait,
we've got a menu, a wide range. There's many different
flavors and tastes that we've catered for. Would you like
to come over here and start designing your own pizzas
and pizza?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Jaron got you to order it, so she didn't sound.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
So yeah. Have you got a specific order that you
add to things? I feel like you would, Megan.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
I just add like pickles to things, or like a
little bit of salad to things. Like I'm just thinking
of a burger. If I order a burger, sometimes I
add like salad and pickles.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Who like dramatic, first person ever to add pickles to it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
There is a theory that if you add stuff to
those fast food orders, then they'll cook it fresh for you.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yes, right, no matter what it is. That's that's my
mate's theory as well. I put something in, like extra pickles,
which I don't really necessarily want, but I know that
they'll make it fresh for me. Ah's got a little hack. Yeah,
And then you can decide to eat the pickles or not,
but please eat the pickles.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
A four four ah seven New Zealand's most complicated orders
are you? Are you that giant stick in the mud
when you go into the restaurant.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
The hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Text here for I used to be a barista. Every weekend,
the lady would walk in.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
She would order a mocker no foam, half hot water,
half milk, extra hot, triple shot with a bit of
cinnamon on top.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
She said, it was revery frustrating to mate. You used
to work at a cafe. You owe the cafe? What
was it? Was it frustrating when people made order like that?
Or was that okay?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, especially during busy time because you you know, like
you've got a million coffees.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Don't own a cafe, mate, don't don't come, don't can't
go time a cafe? People order coffee, yeah, and extra hot.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
There's a temperature of the milk is supposed to be
heated too. Okay, you're burning it?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh so much?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
You sound like I was on a tour group we're
overseas recently there was someone saying a lot of facts
to the person telling the facts, and they went they
did the classic would.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You like to take over? Would you look have a
lot to say? Would you like to take over? And
then they were like you nevers it because I'm just
doing my job. But anyway, I was like, this is
this is really off gone.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It was one of those moments I was like, oh,
that was the tall group person offering to give the
headst over to someone else.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It was very chatty, so I was like, that's what
can happen. That's a real humbling one. When you called out.
The person didn't take over, but I would have loved
them to have taken over and done them.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
All.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Right, well happened. You left here, you'll find this and
you're like, wow, okay, let's let's head to the phones
on eight hundred hits. Uh who we got here? Sorry?
Speaker 10 (33:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Someone just texts her in Christ Sora morning, how are you?
How are you?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Sora?
Speaker 7 (33:17):
You're not bare?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
My man?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Sah saa saa. The explorer lovely to have you on?
Uh complicated orders? Are you? Are you a pizza orderer?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (33:26):
I am like the spice fiend day a spice fiend.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
So how are you rejigging your pizza order?
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Man?
Speaker 7 (33:33):
Okay, so the hell's you?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
I'll give you.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
I'll give you the insights. Go bar, do you want
to lust the US?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Right?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Filipinos on the on the puppy yet Chili on that.
That's the goods man.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
So hold on klipinos and level four chili.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
That's the stuff I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Man, sounds like a radio prank.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
I'm I'm telling you if you want to yeah, yeah,
you want you want a spice quick man?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
That that's the goods.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, spice people are spicesmen are interesting. Chris mag from
six sixty. He's a spice guy. He loves a spicy
sweet sweeting your way. And it does not look like
he's enjoying any part of the meal.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
But I was making that pizza. I'll be like, I'll
give you a spice.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
But.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Sauce.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah. We saw the devastration listening to it, be like,
she's no longer running a cafe. Help, safety came, What
are you doing? You order a coffee?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
It was the sauce bottle.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
We saw that, but no one else listening. What's going on? Natasha?
You're on Welcome? How are you?
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
How you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Lovely? Great?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Have you on the show this morning? Outrageous orders? Is
this that a burger joint?
Speaker 9 (34:45):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Burger joined. I don't actually know that you could change
burgers till probably quite late in my life. But I
didn't like the McDonald's burgers. I find them quite spicy,
just to meat petties. It's really lame. But so I
get the usual no pickle. I don't like the onion,
it's raw. But probably the most controversial thing is I
(35:07):
get no seasoning, which is literally no salt in, no pepper.
So then I add mayonnaise and it's always cooked fresh
and that's how I like it.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
So it's bun burger, no seasoning like the paddy. And
then is it ketchup and mayonnaise and.
Speaker 10 (35:25):
The mustards yep, and the cheese.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Ronald's in the kitchen going bruh.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
But then it goes back to your friends theory that
if you do make these additions that it comes out
piping hot.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Comes out, they're nice and fresh.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I don't yep.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Maybe you're always afraid people are going to contaminate my food.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
If yeah, you know when you sit down like you
send I've never seen the meal bane.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
The meal bag.
Speaker 10 (35:51):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
There is health and safety in the kitchen. You're not
just allowed to spit on.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
No, because I mean, the industry says all humans, we
all know how we would active.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
You know, I've created this masterpiece.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And someone saying the hits that John and Ben podcasts
are in the middle of the triathlon and well, woh
Megan Purpose wanders on and have you been waiting out.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
There just for that bit?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Or is it?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I was waiting just a moment to make the right
you know time, make my entrance.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Stop the clock, the time to beat seven minutes sixteen,
go across the road, ordering a complicated tri last ape
the triathle on what's her time?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
They're being boys eleven fifty eight not great, not great, great,
not great.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, And I'd love to say I actually left the building.
I didn't what do you mean? What do you mean
we mean down stairs and made little coffee in the lounge.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Down What do you compete in the triathlon?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Well, I've got a.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Coffee making a mockery of our sport forrest. You spoke
to was Larissa, who put on a great accent.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
What well, I had intended to beat your time. So
I've been done with my coffee for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I'll see you and you beat the time, Yeah, easily.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
It's all being felmed, broken, just cheating, cheating in the
in the big events, you know, that's what they said.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I wanted to work smarter, not harder.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You know, Well, that's disappointing.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It won't be back, won't four more years. Sorry, we'll
be back in four more years, but I don't know
what we'll be back for it they'll get new competitors.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
You need to go to the office to do a
degreding your owen sample as punishment.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Just respected the triathlon
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