Live from Palmerston North for Day Three

• We might never finish the herald quiz...
• Did Jono break the hotel toilet?
• Producer Liam tell a hilarious story on how he got a exam cancelled by projectile vomiting...
• Sush your bush!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the podcast for a Wednesday morning meet and
just give me some grief now because of the way
I'm sitting.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I've just got my nails.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Ded, gesticulating a lot.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I do you know when you've got something you've got
It's like I'm talking my hands a lot.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
When girls get engaged and suddenly you have like blank
on your finger.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You're like, els done.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, I feel like they're so fanta. I don't want
to be touching common things around as well too. I've
got my nails done, you're hearing on the podcast. First,
I'm getting my nails done.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Have you it looks fifteen percent more fabulous now, but we.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Are off and without a word of blaw' and Pami.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Remind me of an Italian, you know, like an Italian
pizza your own with their hands, just like, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Have to attract.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
To place going after this, So we'll see, we'll see
and the correct order exactly, exactly, no no other order
would I rather do it.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's like I.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Didn't realize for three weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I know, three weeks.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hey hop pink hot pick, hot pick, Well, thank you
for my surprise today. Were surprised a few other people
throughout the show too, as well as one of the
best stories we've ever heard from producer Liam Well.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
It involves Protectible Foremost informacy and being ejected from a university.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, it's a pretty wild story that cost him a
whole lot of money. As well as school yard games.
I tell you about a sport we used to play
a Marston and that you guys have never heard of before.
But there's a big cheating scandal on the World Circuit,
the World Conquer.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, and we get to your school yard games as well.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
So it's a really fun podcast out of Parmy this
morning from a cafe hit the local.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Thank you so much to them, they'd be amazing. Enjoy
the podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
The hits that Jonathan ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Made our way to pame This morning, we're broadcasting out
of a local licensed cafe and eatery on Broadway Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Come on down see us this morning. You can get
yourself a free hot drink.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Wonderful. Darryl Barista extraordinare he's there. Just come down to.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
See Darryl Divine Beverage and.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
The beautiful smile face.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
He's got a great playlist going on. I mean, we've
got a great players on that, but he's got a
great one going on.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Darryl, do you play edge in between your songs?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Life from Parmis North. Wonderful part of New Zealand, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Where I don't know what they eat for breakfast, but
I think it's a big bowl of concrete people, hear me?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
But friendly people.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh yeah, it's been lovely.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Over the last twenty four hours we've made away from
Wellington yesterday doing things that we've never done before.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Crow therapy we got to experience.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You'll hear that later on the show, as well as
a cable card which you guys hadn't done.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
It was really fun, honestly, do you want my honesty picture?
Getting into that?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I could tell because I've done it before. I'm like,
it's good. It's great guy and it is lots of
funny and.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Then he's positive about everything.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
But you take the kids along there's the rave Cave.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
It was enjoyable. That's very enjoyable.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Now me and you captured something yesterday which was posed
to be about now and a half doing in the
well Hit studio.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
It's good on you for like focusing on a task though,
but it was not the task that you should have
been focusing.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
He doesn't normally the show focus on the task. You're right.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
We're in the middle of the radio show out of
the studios in Wellington yesterday, so we're like a guest
in the Wellington studios.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, so you broke something and it was like the fan,
wasn't it the It's just like a normal what.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Do they call them, pedestal fan?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, or like, yeah, tiptop the only fan we've ever
had for the radio.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, you're butt backed into it and you broke it.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
And the front beet fell off, and so I spent
the majority of the show not focusing on the radio show,
but we're focusing on the fan apparel trying to get
the front cover back on, and they had a sleeve
around it that you kind of needed to join with
the other anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, you're like you're really focused about You're like wearing
Haley from Wellington Studio. You're like, I need to get
the sword because Hailey's going to be in here after
nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
So you had a.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Business card attached to it, so I'm like, this is
her personal fan.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, and I did it minutes later.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
A long time you did, but you got you got
it done, which is great. Yeah, so happy. I'm so
happy for you.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
But then you went and interviewed Hailey after the show.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
So I took to Haley and I was like, John
is not going to tell you, but he broke your.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Fan unnecessarily drowing johna Wan at the bus there.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Have you heard the stitches in prison?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well this might make you feel better or might make
you feel worse. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
But she said that it broke a year and a
half ago and it's just.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Been sitting there.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
For a year and a half, so she knew it
was broken.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
She broke it, but she's very happy to learn that
you fixed it.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I wasted half the radio show. What you've achieved
something this week? Pretty average radio, but got a fan
back together. Next we'll be trying to get ten out
of ten. It's our never have you ever a task?
We want to get ten out of ten on the
New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz yesterday.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Terrible, terrible effort from us.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Was it two?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
It was a shocking Then the day before we had
nine and low.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
How will we go? We'll find out next.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
The Heads That Jonavan Ben Podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I never have you ever tore traveling around the country,
helping people achieve things for the first time and doing
some new things ourselves.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
You'll hear some of the.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Ant we got up to over the last twenty four hours.
But we're really fun a couple of days and we
continue on and parme this morning. So four four eight
seven on the text. If there's something you've never done
you'd love to do today?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, Well, want something we'd like to do that you
two started last week and you haven't nailed yet.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Is the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
It's just it's like an early morning pub quiz, except
without the fun pub parts of a pub quiz. And
producer Elie you curate the quiz.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, I look at it. I don't make it, though, I.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Sing like if it continues on, we need to come
up with a quiz team name. But that's for another day.
You know, we haven't come up with a name. Maybe
that's what's holding us back. Yeah, some sort of clever start, Harry.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, that's just one that you always hear it. Yeah,
there's always Thoseina Aguilera.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Okay, guys that we'll focus on this lab Okay, sorry,
but it's a great it's a great point you.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Stuff. Okay, so it's a lot more fun to do
with the quiz.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
First question today, the usually heral daily quiz. We care
lean on you listening, will lean on Darryl here at
the local cafe.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yl definitely yeah, Darryl, no stuff, okay, okay, First question,
all right?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Question number one former all White Tim Brown is the
co founder witch. Oh, that's correct.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
And one of the owners of the new AUCKLANDFC as well,
isn't he?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
There? You go and.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Still do our move the knighthood the Auckland FC and
went two hundred and fifty dollars if you uplow that
to the stockos Oh beautiful?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Alright.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Question number two den Mark, she is its only land
border with which country? Is it Sweden, Germany or Norway?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm tapping out of geography.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Darryl is mouthing Germany. Darryl li barista here at the
local cafe. Are we locking in Germany?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
These guys hand over his mouth. He's got it.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I reckon, We trust him, he's got it.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Daryl's going to be key, okay.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Two from two, Question number three, how many studio albums
has adull release.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Is it three? Four or five? Nineteen twenty one?

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Third?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Did you do?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
What was for?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
That was the one who's just telling us to take
it easy on it was that she had been she
had I think four.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
She definitely names it with the with the age of yeah,
what she is?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Four?

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Are we looking for? We go with you?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, a good start. It's a good start.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
With three down, we'll ask the next question and then
shall we take a breathe?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
There?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
We can do that, all right?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Question them before?

Speaker 8 (07:29):
The record for the most expensive painting ever sold belongs
to which artists? Is it Pablo Picasso, Leonardo da Vinci
or Vincent van go Bangers?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
All great artists they chucked into like a comical one.
They've gone with three of the most famous ones.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
All of them I think contracted syphilis too at some
point they did, you went mad with syphilis? But they
met them great creators, the Kanye Wests of years ago.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
So all four eight seven? Shall we put this one
to the text machine this morning? So can we just
repeat that one more time?

Speaker 8 (08:05):
The record for the most expensive painting ever sold belongs
to which artist? Pablo Picasso, Leonardo da Vinci orbits and van.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Go Daryl, you think he's okay, okay four four eight
seven On the text, we're so far in question number
four four okay, we might be all over at question
four forget this wrong, so text us help us out.
We'll come back next and try and achieve ten out
of ten on the New Zealand Herol Daily Quiz the.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Hits the Jonavan Ben Podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Of course she's updated that song which she sings it
live now because of the P Diddy line.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
She say, what wake up in the morning feeling like
P Diddy?

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Now?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
She says, screaming if.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
P Diddy obviously hasn't said to herself when she does
it live. But yeah, she's not broadcasting to the nation
at six o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I don't know how you wake up in the morning
after P Diddy. That wouldn't be on Fun Times. Omagine
the New Herald dated quiz trying to get ten out
of ten, four down for correct and the World's most
Expensive painting Megans does some further research into this Leonardo.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
She's Salvatore Mundy. It's like a portrait of I guess.
Salvator sold for five hundred and fifty nine million US dollars.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
I feel like it'd Salvator. Who knows. Now's not the
tod fact.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Now we need to carry on because we've started, as
you say, with four are correct answers. We stop when
we get one wrong. We're trying to get ten out
of ten. We're making our mission over the last couple
of weeks. So question five, here we go.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
What is the name of the ancient artifact that Indiana
Jones seeks and raiders of the Lost arc? Is it
Noah's Ark, Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Oh, come over here, Daryl from the local cafe.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
What do you What do you think in the darrel
he's helped us out with.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes, yes, he's been our sort of phone of freeing
so far.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
So we've got like a sports commentator, Mike, you decept
talking to my face. What are you thinking of.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
The question?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
The clue of the question with Noah's Ark as you
think of those arc but there.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Isn't there two arc one? The other one was of
the Covenant.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
If he can't find Noahs that, No, it's a big thing.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I feel like that I would have because I've seen
you're an Ark of the Covenant.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yeah, Okay, we're locking in the arc of the Covenant.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's correct.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now make you a wonderful hot drink this morning and
you get that for free. And also great on the
quiz questions, all.

Speaker 8 (10:19):
Right, question number six. Company Navidia is primarily known for
its products in which field? Is it aerospace, automotive or
electronics electronics?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I I thought.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Lock and Megan's electronics.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
That's career. Yeah, we were up to number seven.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, this is great, guys, this is great.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Question seven. What is the name of the day before
All Saints Day? Is it Halloween? Easter Sunday? Or Boxing Day?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I've heard that before people, which one All Saints Day?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
So it would be a Christian holiday, not Halloween.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
So get rid of there the other topsons, Boxing Day
or Easter Sunday.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
You'd have to say Easter Sunday.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Maybe can I popp him.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
M Liam producer Liam from Auckland beaming and.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Now three days have not known a question, but I
know this one.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh, okay, come through for us.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
Halloween.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Oh, Halloween, look at it.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
That is correct, liamh this is great.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
This is great New Zealand to team and pop back
in again until we continue on with more questions right now,
we need to take a quick song break.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
Now, now you're okay, continue all right?

Speaker 8 (11:33):
Question number eight in which iconic nineteen eighties comedy film
did Rick Moranis play the role of Louis Tully? All
love was Tully Little Shop of Horrors? Ghostbusters or Honey,
I Shrunk the Kids?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
So he was in Honey, I Shrunk the kids. He
was in ghost He listened.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
We have done very little heavy lifting this morning. Darryl
is mouthing ghost Busters to me. Well, he was a
ghost is?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Are you gonna call Darryl and go Busters? All right?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh my gosh, this push number nine.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
Who wrote the famous nineteenth century poem The Raven?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Is it Edgar Allan?

Speaker 8 (12:07):
Poe Percy by Shelley or Oscar Wilde?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Johnny?

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Girl and Poe? Lockdown? And thank you?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
How the hell do you know?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
So we stumbled on question ten that we're going to
stop here. This is number ten, and we're going to
come back next and see if we can get ten
out of ten.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
The Heads the johonaan Ben Podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
From Parmas the North this morning, and I never have
you ever tour where one question away from ten out
of ten for the New Zealand Hero Daily Quiz. Before
we get into that, I'm going to take a quick
quick side question. Heah, that I've come up with for
you guys right now. Parmeas the North related Okay.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Now we do call Ben the Prince of Parmei.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
He's spent many times down here on promotional duties and
loves the year.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
This is a quick game of parme fact or fiction.
Two of these are actual headlines from Parmeson North over
the last week. One I've made up. Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
First headline Parmes the North schools introduced eco friendly uniforms
made from recycled materials.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
True story.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And number two Parmesan North are turning into the drag
capital of al and number three that this New Zealand
airport is getting ready for a mass of forty million
dollar makeover.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Oh yeah, I feel like Spanky Jackson, the drag.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Chief from PARMI and I know, being boys, he wouldn't
do drag as a gang.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, okay, want to partisan North.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
They've got big drag fist coming up in a couple
of weeks. It's speak here.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
So that's spanky one drag.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Yeah, so all three your headlines.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
No one is fake.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
The airport is getting a forty million dollar makeover at
Parmas North that I made up the recycled materials. Wow,
would you just for a laugh minute, I tried to
make it real without putting a gag.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
One isn't there?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
And to drag not into being eco f.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, I mean it could happen. I'm not saying they're not.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Anyway, We're back to the New Zealand's turbines up the
hills exactly true. New Zealand Heroal Daily Quiz. This is
our final one. Can we get ten out a teen
this week? We failed, well failed every day really, but
we got nine out of ten the other day.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
So here we go. Producer Ali with the final question.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Can I just say your coffee the way you're balancing
it on your hand is perilously close to tipping over
on you.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
To put it down. No, I got it, I reckon,
don't drop it?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Ro okay.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Question number ten, Swallowing a cloud is the English translation
for what dish that originated in China? Is it one
ton dim sum or hot pot?

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
So we can't. We can't.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
No one look at Daryl, because now here at the
local cafe is amazing with couse questions, swallowing a cloud and.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
One ton is crispy like.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
But then it's then a dim sum of those little
like soft ones that can't necessarily.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Look like a cloud.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
And what was the pot? One?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Sorry, hot pot?

Speaker 6 (14:50):
The hot pot? Steamy?

Speaker 10 (14:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh yeah, everyone, we've kind of almost convinced ourselves that
could be correct.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Jeez, no, I reckon we go with John's hot pot?

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Are we lo in the steamy pots?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
This is that? This is for ten out of ten
on the locking it in. I'll go with it.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We're on the team together and Ellie locking it Here
we go. History is about tea made and Barners the North.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I did not, you know, but it's hey, we're not
trying to make it a tea.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
It was me.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm sorry, it made sense to me.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Were with you?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
It was one time, by the.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
Way, Ah, yeah, crisp, I know, I know what you mean.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
It was hard.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Those old English they are crazy anyway, not to be today,
not to be today?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
What may be back again? Rear it'saly head again tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Hey, next, something happened in the hotel last night. I
just got a little bit of audio, leam, if you
could just play that audio, I've seen you.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was like just crestal.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Stop there.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
That's something for your doctor.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
What is going on? Next? Six forty The hats.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I never have you ever tour and parmased the North
this morning at the local cafe, come down and see us.
You can get a free hot drink this morning. Someone
could pay for a play for one thousand dollars in
the off of course. At seven forty five.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Two wonderful team here at the local cafe and Palmas
North being that holds a very dear place in love.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Art, love it mate? Has it lead you down so far?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Not at all? Mate?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
With a lovely dinner last night, lovely hotel, accommodation, just
a great time.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
And the reason that he's vehemently backing Palsal is he
found himself sort of trapped here.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Do I a trapped I almost lived here, yeah, for
the floods.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
He was came down for a promotional campaign for a
couple of nights and ended up here for five six
even nice cyclone came through, couldn't fly out, and I
couldn't have been happy.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
The family and I were like, we live in Palmy now,
but we have made our way back to where we live.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
But as soon as you were able to get out, you.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Didn't leave her, but reluctantly and reluctantly.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
It was a wonderful spot a party. It was staying
in the hotel last night. And this audio that I'm
about to play you, it does sound like.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
You should send it to your doctor.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, yeah, for a health check. Is this a normal flow?
But what happened at about sort of nine thirty at night?
I did I used the facilities and I did that
thing where you push you push the flush and I don't.
But this is not on the hotel. I want to
front foot that it's all on me. You push the flush,
and somehow I had done something wrong. But the flow,
you know, the toilet keeps running right.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
And I was like too late to call it. Listen
to it sounds like a minuture. Horses urinate.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
So this was just constant. This is the soundtrack to you.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Did you try anything to fix that?

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:43):
I just kept bashing it.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
The double flush again and I lifted.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Up the lids to the but no, that was that
was all right.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Longs still going now, So if there's a water shortage
of parting, you can think, you can probably think me
to be that would.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Make me w the bed. You'll be sleeping and you
just hear that noise.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, actually, I was just reading this morning about there's
someone going viral on TikTok as well. She got on
ecologist in Houston saying about ping in the shower because
some people are saying.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
She should do it, should not do it. Apparently it saves
a give a lot of water.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
It saves the flush. That's what you should.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
People like that.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
People that are into it say, oh, it saves water.
But she's not into it. This kynecologist is saying that
one it's un hygienic. And two, basically, when you're doing
it and there, you're training your body to hear running
water and to go and it doesn't help.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
You bush going to college.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
So next time you're at a fountain, you're like, oh,
dear God, don't say.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Don't ever say that to a female again.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
She might be saying to itv this after seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Then you the fun here and ParvE as you could
be playing for one thousand dollars as well, and I
quickly exit that conversation. It's Benson Bone. It's ten minutes
away from seven o'clock on the Hats The.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Hats, the Johnaan Ben Podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
We're in Parmeston, North On and never have you ever
tore heading around the country and thanks to gas petrol
service stations where we could be making things happen for
you for the first time, and we get to achieve
some things that we've never done before.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Some big stuff, big plans and Parmi this morning.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
IVO tractors and mister Whippy and all sorts that surprise
for Ben. Oh really that's true for you.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, okay, but he doesn't know either.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah. John is just surprised to be here. He's like
the Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Radio again.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Well, speaking of Joe Biden, he's nearly one hundred and
twenty two years old, and so is the Wellington Cable Car,
which we went on yesterday.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Ben, you'd done it previously.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
It's great fun.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Every time I come to Wellington with the kids, we
always enjoy going up in the cable car. It gardens
up the top, beautiful views back of the city as well.
It's a lovely spot and this is really really cool thing.
It's cooed be some machinery.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
She's in two days, we've really covered a lot on
the spectrum of transport in this country.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Planes, helicopters, cable cars, tractors coming up, all sorts.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, and a surprise that.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
They were all across. But we met Tansy usually phone
through the show yesterday. We're in Wellington and she invited
us down to what's that street? Oh, can't thick of
the Yeah, at the bottom of the cable car and
it was a sort of an unusual alleyway.

Speaker 11 (20:38):
So cry therapy goes down to minus eighty seven degrees
this one.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
It was surprised.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
He doesn't know about a cry therapy that.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Did never in the alleyway and Lemton key. Yeah, as
far as I know.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Have we got the other audio now we don't.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
What I can give you is a Megan surprise. I
can give you. I can give you a Megan on
the on the cable car.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Okay, so the cable car had been around one hundred
and twenty two years, said the scene.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah, we met Tansy after I had to cry a
therapy STIs in the alleyway and Megan, your dream was
to push the haunt on the cable car that goes
up and down the hill.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
Have a listen, Yeah see which one?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Yes, oh.

Speaker 13 (21:40):
He was.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
It was great the cable car driver, wouldn't he I
asked him as day was and he's like up and down,
which was great, be up and down, which I thought
was great.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Great dad joke.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
He did the joke on you say don't push that
button as well, because they just.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Have a panel of buttons in front of them.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
It's a really cool thing.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
You go up, you're really steep up the hill in
Wellington through the rave Cave as well with the flashing lights.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
So it was a week. So where where did the
fleshing lights come from?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I think it was from some festival. They brought it
in as a bit like a Wellington Lights festival and
then went this is so great, let's keep it around,
so they.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
Do when you put up Christmas lights. We'll just ride
the amount to keep it around.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
But thank you to Tendy and the wonderful team at
Wellington Cable Car for having us.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
It was a great day.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
The hats that johonaan Ben Podcast.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Love to see you this morning. Parts North. It's filling
up already. When you put the word free in front
of it in the tends to work well. Now, we've
been traveling throughout the country doing never have you evers
and it's been really enjoyable and enjoyable too, getting to
know producer Liam a bit bitter just you know, during
the songs, chatting away. He's pushing the buttons at the
studio and Liam, I don't even know how we got

(22:42):
into that.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, and it's a story that relates to I haven't
heard it, but apparent's amazing about Liam responsible for getting
something canceled. So that's why we wanted to know this morning.
Oh one hundred, that's four four eight seven. What were
you responsible for when you got something canceled? Because Liam,
this happened to you.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
It could be a flight, could be a party, could
be a huge event.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
You pushed the fire alarm by in a restaurant or something.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
But we'll hand it over to you. Liam. This is
from your university days.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Look, this is from when I was a little bit
more immature and not responsible like I am.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Now.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
We're trying to be responsible now, so we've got to
go back to Victoria University where I say I'm a
proud alumni. They don't want to know me at all.
So this is VIC University, University in Wellington. So we've
completed a whole year. And at that point I thought
to myself, I want to be I want to be
a lawyer. I don't want to be a little radio

(23:34):
job pressing the buttons for Jonathan Ben having away.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
From havn't your dreams been sped?

Speaker 9 (23:41):
Now education? He wanted to be a lawyer. So he
did the whole year at Victoria University doing business and
he got to that last exam and the night before
it was somehow it was put out there that it
was student night and that we should go out, and
were used to go to this pub called the George.

(24:02):
Not sure if it's still there, but if you can
go to the George, you can get a letera of
whatever tap beer you'd like for about twenty bucks.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yees, that seems too much litterage.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:13):
We used to do the classic thing where you try
to get through as many literages as you can. Long
story short. We made the decision that the exam was
at nine am the morning, and at about three am.
We said to ourselves, let's just stay out, like what's
the worst that can happen? So we stayed out.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
We can hear it for like, do you utually ask yourself?
Do you utually answer the question what's the worst that
could happen?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh, I think we're about to find out.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
I answer that question for me. So if we can
jump through to nine am, we are walking into this.
We are walking into this law exam with an absolute
hit esteem but a lot of confidence is going to
do well. We get in there. Now, you can imagine
a classic university lecture theater. You know what, maybe two
three hundred people, and you've got rows which go out

(24:55):
maybe thirty people wide, and go down twenty rows.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
You get in order to setup it's.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
An auditorium setup. You get put into alphabetical order, so
you don't get to choose your own seat. If I did,
with the amount of times I probably needed to pee,
I would have gone on the aisle. But nope, I
had to sit in the middle. So I'm right in
the middle. And after a bit of a long night,
you know, I don't want to blame the I'm gonna
say it. A little bit of food poisoning a gastro

(25:21):
come through. I'm sitting in the middle row. I feel
it coming. There's not enough time and I projectile vomit.
It goes down three aisles like people's kids, and they
end up having to cancel the whole exam. So we're

(25:42):
now getting out of about three four hundred people out
of that exam.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
And so Bio has it.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
At that point, Liam Ron's days at Victoria University came
to an end within twenty four hours.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Expelled.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
He got called into the Chancellor's office and he's like
mate and expelled.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Like he expelled liquid from his mouth.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Also, Liam had gone there on a scholarship.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Oh no, oh.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
What happens when you get ejected on a scholarship? Liam?

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Well, the idea loving my sixty thousand dollars student loan.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Oh so that night out costs some sixty grand.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Wow, formos three rows of people, okayt.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
My bank account number? Now just the donation.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It will start to give a little page. But he's pushing.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
But Liam, thank you for sharing that LOL moment in
your life. We do appreciate it. But please, you've learned
from it. But right now we want to hear what
happened to you? What did you get canceled? What are
you responsible for getting? Like Johnny said, was at a flight?
Was it a class?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Was it an exam?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Was it a restaurant that you ended up getting? Give
one victim from We'd love to hear from you. One
hundred the heats. We'll get back to your cause and texts.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
On a Wednesday morning.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
We're talking about what you got canceled after we just
heard from producer Liam who got a whole university exam canceled, canceled.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
They all had to reset it three or four weeks later,
after not getting any sleep the night before, ended up
projectile vomiting over three rows of students and all of
their exam papers.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
You'll just being terrible gastro a terrible gas. You know,
my mum he was obviously nineteen twenty at the time.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
My mum always used to like to remind me that
the male brain isn't fully developed until twenty five. Yeah,
I think she kept doing that to make yourself feel
better about my decision.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, I got a whole class at school canceled. I've
told the story before to you, John, but I don't know,
have to shared it with Megan. We had to do
individual dance for a pe sort of assignment at school,
dance by yourself in front a whole year group, which
is humiliating a thing for me to think about doing.
So at home, I had a Michael Jackson mask. Don't
ask me why Jackson mask costumes. Well, love a costume

(27:57):
started there and so I was like, great if I
put a mask on nine, I'll be able to see
my face first step like Gray, I can do some
sort of routine to Michael Jackson come up with something.
And then I was like, well, Michael Jackson comes out
with fireworks ras matas showmanship. So I had some fireworks
from home left over that mum had and so I
came out as Michael Jackson. First thing I did as
I had a fire extinguisher from home I took from

(28:18):
home and I sprayed it out so it leaft like
a misty, so I missed around the around the other
dry ass, but I did have dry eyes, so drest thing.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I did spray that from a little room.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Out the back, and then I came out Jackson himself
a dressed as Michael Jackson. Here I was it started
doing the dance pretty badly, whipped off a sheet that
I had prepared.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
There was some fireworks.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I lit those let room, yes, in the gym, in
the school gymnasium, and then it started, and it started,
of course burning the floor. I would carrying on my
dance still carried away, went to light the other one.
I remember the teacher, you're like, no, being no as
I lit the other one, and then everyone started panicking
because of course the gym floor started.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
E come rushing down. Do we have a fire extinct show? Well?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I did the show. We got menico, they get out
the fire and stuff like that. But unfortunately a little
bit of burned to the gym floor and also the
the fire extinct shot.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I've never let one off before. It's almost like a talken.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Powder everywhere all over, and the whole class, for the
risk of the hour all had to clean my miss up.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
No more dances. I got the whole thing canceled.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Did you finish the performance?

Speaker 13 (29:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Stopped?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
He was carrying one was cheering, but they're.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Like no, I had to stop. Music stopped, and we
want to clean up for the rest of the thing.
So the whole the whole dance thing was canceled neither.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
He didn't get done for us.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I had of weeks with the special detentions as well. Yeah,
I had to come back and clean and nothing special
about it. So that's what I got. It was the
first time, Michael.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Years later it was you're right, great digs.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Here so we can't get hold of them on the phone.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
But this person canceled the Moulin Rouge performance in Paris,
oh four four eight seven.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
On the text machine, we're in watching the Moulin Rouge.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Even paid top dollar to watch the show, and someone
I assuming had a heart attack.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
The show stopped mid show.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
The ambulance came in there to be wheeled out, and
they're assuming maybe the boobies rul a little.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Too much, get the heart racing a lot of that.
So yeah, oh there we go, Booby Scincel a show
and Moulin Rose. Appreciate your calls and text this morning.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Neck.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
We got to experience negative eighty seven degrees yesterday.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Which is colder than Antarctica.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
And we're in under nothing but our underpants and socks.
We didn't have socks, just your indis.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
We all got to experience what we're doing it. We'll
find out next time. I never have you ever tore
on the Hats?

Speaker 7 (30:46):
The Hats the jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
As we actually literally enjoy the Hits Breakfast right now
here at local licensed cafe and eatery when Papa's and
North Broadway a come down and see us before nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
You could get yourself a free hot drink till nine o'clocks.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
And we're on they Never Have You Ever tour as well.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
If there's anything you've never done and you're in Parmes North,
the one or two region would love to make your
dreams come true.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
You can just call eight hundred the Hits. We'll try
and get someone on next.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
But you see, we're leaving Wellington and the wonderful Jamie
from the in z CLS sounds like the Central Intelligence.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Zealing Campus of Innovation and Sport.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
He got in touch with us, he texts and he's like,
come along and check out our facility and you can
experience cryo therapy, which is when you basically just put
yourself in a fridge minus eighty seven degrees. Now, this
is the home of the training home of the All Blacks,
Black Ferns Phoenix Hurricanes, Lions, very I notice a lot

(31:43):
of very fit looking muscular people, well defined muscles, and
a lot of.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Beautifully shaved legs. It's a wonderful facility.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Like we walked through the gymnasium first thing, It's as wow,
there was like ex all but Corey Jane was there,
which the Hurricanes, and then they made me push the
scrum machine in front of everyone.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Cory Jane and I went back last.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Night and then it pushed back like I lost the
scrumb against the scrumber sheep.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's like, how did that happen? I gotta mark on
my shoulder and I was like, what happened to me?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I was like, I was very worried for you in
front of everyone.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Loses to a like if anything, just staying.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Where you are exactly, my dear God.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
But honestly, the facility is it's mind blowing.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
It's state of the art, it's intrenth them in upper
Heart and Jamie's gone around the world. He's just visited
like Manchester United and some of the NBA teams and
basically designed this huge center with accommodation and apartments for
all these teams and it's wild.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh you can you can kick goals Like there's an
indoor sort of stadium in there.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You can keep goals up against the screen, like a
huge screen that.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Can be soccer goal posts or football you know, go
post rugby posts as well.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
It's incredible.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
There's a little swimming pool where you can just swim
on the spot and it like the water blows at you.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
We willlt into the cold pool a real The Hurricanes
were there nearly naked.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Megan was just secretly filling.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
We lost Meghan for a while there.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Can you please stop steering? I was like, yeah, apologies.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
And then Jamie took us to the cryo therapy area
and you kind of explained to us what the protest
was about.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
So cry therapy goes down to minus eighty seven degrees.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
This one.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
It's a full immersion chamber. Just imagine a phone box.
It's like going into a freezer at your local alcohol shop.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
And looking for the biz.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
That's what last thing it was like.

Speaker 11 (33:29):
The key thing when you go in there team is
not to have anything wet on. There's been some bad
stories come out of the NBA when players went in
with wet jocks on. It doesn't end well for.

Speaker 9 (33:39):
You.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Join the dots on that one. You can literally probably
change gender in one session.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Wow, there's a frostbite.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Really okay, okay, so we're got to go in with
what very limits and stuff.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
On yet little as you can keep it respectable.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
But yeah, jockson socks is the key three minute session today.
You can come out soon, you don't get locked in there.
But what it does is a rapid changing of skin
temperature and it helps fuel the body in ways that
where you need the resources most. So really good for
aches and pains. It does have some fat burning abilities
by reducing calories.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I'm going to look younger as well too. Is that
that sort of thing helping us out?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Yeah? Look, they do say the guy.

Speaker 11 (34:19):
I can't speak to the aging benefits of that, but
all we can say is that the guys that use
it talk about the sleep benefits as well. So it's
a it's a good body clock resetter, and that's something
that is becoming more and more popular here in New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Well Disney, well Disney rumor that he's cried.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh you might see him in there. All right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Okay, so we'll play Megan's first. This is you know
you win to beer foot bear feet because socks.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
But yeah, I didn't have socks, so yeah, I had
beer feet.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Eighty seven degrees yeah, which for reference, the South Pole
today has high of minus thirty nine.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Okay, this is how Meghan was experiencing her my seven degrees.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
This one. Yeah, it's very cold.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
It sounds so enjoyable.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
And then been and me because you have to get
down to your underpants would have been very inappropriate for
all of the same we went. We locked into the
same fridge too, and here was us at minus eighty seven.

Speaker 11 (35:30):
Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Oh my god, Actually pull that down, Liam, I think
that it might have been audio from a dinny party.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Sorry, that was the wrong.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Piece of were close.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Honestly, if we were in socks and they end up freezing,
like frozen on your body.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
The here the minimal hairs I have on my legs
were like icicles by the end of it. It was
the three minutes we got through, but it was a
real mental challenge.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Never had like snowing in there.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, you have we ever done cryo therapy? We did
it yesterday. We ticked that off the box. It was
a pretty incredible experience. Rejuvenates yourself a little bit. I
feel fidder and healthier already, so I added that's four
four eight seven. Then one of the nimbs that you
would love to do, we could try and make a
couple happen over the next couple of days, as if
we hit around the country thanks the gas.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Petrol service stations. At seven thirty two on.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
The Hats The Hats That johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Coon, I never have you ever tour traveling around the
country making your nevers come true? Great, So it's just
a brand. It just won one thousand dollars before on
the Alpha Quiz. We're in Pame this morning at the
local come down and see using get a free coffee
or a tea or a hot drink before nine o'clock.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
And we've been staying in different variations of accommodation on
this journey, and last night I had an unfortunate incident
with the lavatory where I pushed the handle too hard
on the flush and then there.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
Was just a con stood the flow. That was the
soundcatch evening. I know what you're thinking. It sounds like
take up the gun and let's not too tall at human,
but you're right.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
The night, the night before Night one, you decided to
wash and dry your clothes too, because there was a
washing and drug facilities in the hotel room.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
You're like, it was night one.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I don't know what horrible thanks you going on with
your clothing. But we joke about it.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
But I do really feel like we're on too with
Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
You know there's a washing and drug I need to
wash my clothes. It was night one anyway, that.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Happened to my room last night. But Megan, I've never
what you tell us what you use every time you
walk into a room with something a bar?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Every have you never used like every time there's a
hotel every single time there's a hotel bath.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I'm like, yes, they use it.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
I can remember the last time I had a bar.
It would be two decades.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Are you joking? Oh that's my got a bath at home?

Speaker 6 (37:57):
All right?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
But you just it's not something I would read. I
have the occasional one everything. Yeah, but it's it's quick.
It's like everyone's like did like, yep, they done it, relaxed.
I'm like, what for ten seconds about nothing.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Against the fine establishments that were already stayed at but
they didn't have bas and yesterday I was like, I
feel like this could be the place.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Would you get in a shop?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
It wasn't. I didn't discriminate any kind of body of water.
So I was standing at the bathroom door and I
was like, please have a bath and it did. The
thing is most hotels they have the bath so there's
the room door and then the bathroom's right there. So
if you have the bathroom door open, if anyone came
in the door, they would see you in the bath.

(38:40):
And that was the case yesterday. So having baths, yeah,
come in no. And this didn't happened yesterday, but I
did shut the bathroom door to the bathroom because previously
I have stayed at a place and.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
You know where they do the turndown servant the big
time parade.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
I was naked in the bath and someone knocked on
the door. But the knock and the entry were like
right right after each other, and the bathroom door was open,
so there's and it was like a younger guy who
was obviously doing the turndown services for the hotel knocked
on the door.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
And just as I was saying, no, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Open the door. And I'm so vulnerable, just lying in
the bar. But he stood there too long, being like
trying to like obviously realizing.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
You know, it takes a.

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Rural hard word to say an tractors, right, Megan.

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They won't know this, but it's gel polish, isn't it. Yeah,
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Well, they haven't had anywhere. It's the first time ever
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Manicure?

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Manicure.

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We'll be back with you very shortly.

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We travel around the country thanks to gas picture service stations,
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And I imagine that you're not very good at relaxing. No,
she's trying to deal with it.

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Is he relaxed?

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Relax I'm sorry, Hailey, and I've ever really self conscious
about it. As I said before I pick up my
nails because it's an anxiety thing for me.

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I know it. And yeah, and they're not great.

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If you want me to come ay and parme, I
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With looking your beautiful hands, anything at all, I'll hold anything.

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and we stopped by to see Mores. Mores have got
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for being's wonderful hands to holding anything for him. Moles
wanted us to meet him at a football field with
a pie and a phantom and a football and have

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a listen. Welcome to Levin and there's been always likes
to say.

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Live in leven Loca.

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Oh and that's the last time been able to said that.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Good. We haven't introduced mores.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
And he's like, oh Jesus, welcome, welcome, was welcome to
Never have you either? You got in touch with us
and a very unique and obscure dream of yours something
you've never done. Yeah, had a pie, chug the fanta,
scored a goal successfully.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I mean I can say for I say, I haven't
even done that either.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
But what I love too is that you could have
done this in your own time, at any stage in
your life, but you've waited till this moment.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
I need to pair pressure sometimes in it.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
This is Moss living out his dream of eating a pie,
chugging a Fanta and scoring a goal.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
In Livin Ben.

Speaker 10 (47:02):
The timer starts now here we go Wow, look at him.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
He is deing that pie like nobody's business. Seven put
him in the Nathan's Hot Dog eating competition.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
That pie is gone in under ten seconds and the
fanta is disappearing as well at a rate of Nazi
is open throating the fanta and it's pouring all over
his shirt. Now he's got to score the goal. God,

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you are an animal.

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Talkers through that, you've got fan to burning your eyeballs
right now now.

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I was enjoyable.

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I haven't had a fine ages the indigestion, yes, yeah,
down right now.

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It was.

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It was incredible.

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It was a blustering, as you say, eleven twelve minutes.
And then he got it's like I'm gonna go back
to work, and then he ran off.

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And we're like, what just happened? So you could see
it all.

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It's an amazing put it up shortly on the hats
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Never will you ever see anything like it.

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I love the store like I love the store. I mean,
there's another radio station right now. They're off, you know
New York. They're going first class and rooftop bars, and
like mate, we had a pie from Annie's Pie. We
watched the guy Dawson Fander in the Van on Us
football field we never met before, and he kicked the
goal and ran away right away. And then that's the
sort of battle of tour that we're doing.

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Relatable to us, some bloody tony street speaking relatable.

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Was yeah, yeah, some meet and greet. Yeah, I was
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Speaker 1 (49:24):
I want to talk about school yard sports games, games
that used to play at school. I take a trip
down memory lane because there was an article I was
reading this morning that reminded me of something we used
to do at school and maybe it was just a
mastert and thing in New Zealand, a game of conkers.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Now you guys had actually heard of that. We had
a chestnut tree at school and.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Everyone would try and grab the biggest sort of chestnut
from underneath, and you take it home.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
You sort of either.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Drill it or put a nail through it, and you
put some string throat so dangle at the end. So
this chestnut woul dangle at the end of a long
bit of string, believe it or not.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
There is a lot to do, and.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
So there's a little edmind. There's a little bit admind
in the back end. See go home, come back the
next day. And then you would challenge almost like the UFC,
the Ultimate Conquer Fighting conquer League.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
So choose your So I go, mate, I'm going to
take you on, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
All the kids would hang around and then you'd get
to one by one, get to sort of whack. So
with my string, I'd throw my conquer towards yours, your
conquer and try and head it. And then you'd have
a tempt on mine and you're try and destroy I
guess like robot battles and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
But the mask.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Then we had conquers and string and you're try and
destroy the other person's conquer. Then you'd be crowned the champion,
and then other people could challenge, they could come for
your throne.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
So only do you have to head it, you have
to destroy.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Destroy it, And sometimes yours would get a little missed
up in the process, but you'd have a good conquer.
You'd like, I'm going through to another round. Things are going, well, what's.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Happening to your hands? Now? It's going into like an
old blue lights on right now.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Bin's getting jewl nails, so they actually sit so you
can't take it off with.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Now, this was great for my conquer career.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
But we're just reading this morning that there's a World
Championships of Conquers going on and a guy was cheating.
He'd put steel inside his conquer and that's why he
was he was winning, but he was.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
You were just saying that he's been the world champion
for years, years and no one has known the whole
time he's been insuing steel insiders.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Con genius player never thought of doing that. In master's
a pair of steel conference?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Do you get for being the world champion of conference?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Probably not. It was the first time we ever heard
of him.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
But it's someone seats in saying I'm current conquer champ.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Oh there you go, so it's still a thing. Did
you play concers? Firstly? Four four, eight seven or one
hundred the hats?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
But what was the school yard game that you used
to play or is currently getting played. I mean we
talk about things like elastics and marbles and knuckle bones
those things.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
So their cycles chatterings.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, they canceled, bull rushed and some paralyzations, but yeah, fun.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Pleach knowing your kids with a broken near crazy.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I mean last year it was just TikTok dancers, that
was the schoolyard activity. And now and now they can't
take the phones into the end of the school.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Yards, so it's okay, uh school yard games from used
to year. He's still doing kitchen so they don't have
to be a bit more consensual.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Now, yeah, covid would have put it into that for
a week.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
But but maybe I always pretended I couldn't run.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
And love your school yard games. I've got to give
bout to give away for your next I know.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Hats the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Sitting here at a cafe and passing off. I'm not
gonna lie enjoying myself. Get my nails done first time.
Never have you ever had my nails done properly?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
They look beautiful.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I do look professional, but Hailey from beauty therapy.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I keep keep wonderful, I keep moving and I've rubbed
it like from pure beauty therapy. I've rubbed like now
polish on you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry quite fidgety.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Ah, it's not a still subject to work on.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
It's a moving target.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
At the moment you're saying, they're quite permanent. And we
just found out how how long this going to last?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
For two or three weeks?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
That's what I've been alluding to when I see there,
Jarl and you can't take them off now polish from over.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
So this is me for hot peak nails as actually
was three weeks. Okay. What you can't see being is
the hardened, callous hands of the Parmes North locals walking
in here. There is judgment broke.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
We're going to a tractor shop after this judgment. Put
my hands in my pockets the whole top of the
tractor shop.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Mate, think about where you're going over the next three weeks.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
All the places are going to go bun. Look fabulous.
We're doing again, all right, we're.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Talking to school yard games, one of the games you
used to playing yester year. I was talking about Concus
today because it was a game we played at Marston,
which I think we're going to get too shortly.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Someone's backing me up on Andrew. That's my first Megan
on the text.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Someone see my.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Kids are right into playing sardines, which I haven't heard
of before. It's the opposite of hide and seek. One
person hides and when you find them, you hide until
everyone has found the spot.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
That's cool. Yeah, Andy plays that for Tom.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
To So the seeker find someone and then they cut up.
But then who becomes the new seeker?

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Well?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
No, even I was trying to find them, right, I feel.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
Like there's a hole in the Yeah, not a time
to solve it. Yeah, yeah, because if I'm the one
finding you and I'm.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Waiting their own, you're right. Actually, maybe that's not exacting
me how it works.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Someone we used to play catch and kiss at school.
Father John always said, if you can't catch me, I'll
be in the cup.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Ag. I don't know, or maybe it's not a game.
Tick I hopefully, I hope it is. Hopefully it is.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Let's go of the fights quickly move on from that's
who we got this morning.

Speaker 9 (54:31):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 7 (54:34):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (54:34):
First the apologies to the Catholic Sari?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
You played Concers?

Speaker 14 (54:39):
Sure did?

Speaker 16 (54:40):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (54:41):
Go for many, many, many many years.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
I'd never heard of the game, but maybe focus for
Concers and the one and someone from the UK came
and introduced it.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I felt like it must have been someone introduced it
to my school. It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 16 (54:55):
It was very it's a very British thing today. We
played for years at the whole primary school. We had
massive conquer tries and you'd stuck them up on your
string as well to many you could get.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Were you like the Queen of Conquers Tree?

Speaker 16 (55:11):
Well, I had my moments.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Well the British have given us so much blankets, baskets,
scenarial diseases.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Well, well there, I appreciate you backing me up. I
was like, did I back up that game?

Speaker 6 (55:28):
But no, maes welcome.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
You're on.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
School school yard games? What was it? Few meres?

Speaker 15 (55:36):
Whipping top weapon pop?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
How do you play?

Speaker 15 (55:41):
Well, you have a sin stick and you have a
like a piece of rubber on the end, you know,
a piece of rubber and you wrap it round the
top and then you let it go and you keep
whipping it because it stays up. And then you put
colors on top of it, on top of the thing
that you wish pretty colors. It's an old English thing.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Another one, another one.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I have never heard of whopping pop before.

Speaker 15 (56:11):
No pop.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Top.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
It's like what you used to do with a towel
in the chaser room, flick that at someone's beer behind.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
I had a couple of those. They are terrible, aren't
they when they get you? Have you had one of those.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Cracks like a whip cuts you?

Speaker 15 (56:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Clear, Good morning to you. This is a school game
that's currently going on, No, not currently.

Speaker 14 (56:39):
Going on at what's going on at the last school
that I taught at?

Speaker 6 (56:44):
What was happening?

Speaker 14 (56:46):
So I'm I'm a school teacher, and I taught in
a rural school and we were there was a huge
amound of dirt and often in summer would be really dry,
and the little new entrant children who were like five
years old, they would climb the top of the mound
and they would wi down the hill and watch the

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way travel down just massive mound of and the person
who reached the bottom first, what's the winner?

Speaker 6 (57:15):
A great game.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
That's a great game, and visited their own sport.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Yeah, that's great. Tim Timing is critical too, Like you
really have to store up a little.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Bit of an exhibition and sort of game. That wasn't
it You got yourself on display. I couldn't do it
at my age, that's for sure.

Speaker 16 (57:37):
We would see their little bottom tagging out and.

Speaker 14 (57:41):
And we're like, you can't play that game at school.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
It's a game.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Put your little conkers away.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I appreciate your girl.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
A couple of tacks just to wrap up here, Morning team.
Now we're talking about the hide and go seek game.
So sardines, Megan, Heights, and John O. We go searching
for Megan. When Ben finds her, he hides with her
or very near Then I'm left still looking.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Sounds like our every day and another ticks here.

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it's alter our play week from the twenty sixth to
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