September 26, 2024 • 40 mins
- Matty took his Tupperware to a cafe, the text machine ROASTED him
- Hilarious comedian David Walliams joined the show!
- Can Matty & PJ guess if you're a sales rep?
- When did you accidentally steal something?
- What did you spontaneously buy?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Meddy and Paja thanks to Chimis
Weir House the Real House of Fragrances.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Check it?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Are we on? Maddy just righte? A weird clan that
was in the studio anyway, poor man, it's look, we're
in fun today today, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So we've gotta We're gonna help host a client event tonight,
I reckon, are gonna get loose?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, there are romors of certain bottles being purchased. I
think it's a big night. I just don't think I
can do it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, you're doing.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Still.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I've got four days, and I'm not going to break.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You broke.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You broke with one day to go when you did
like bloody dry January or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, I'm not going to break. I'm gonna be strong.
But I'll tell you what these client events do make
it tempting to break.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
How How teammed were you in the hall ball.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Very especially when old offers.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Margaret gave you the the Bailey's the homemade bailees.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, I know that was I think you're going to
say the other guy who came up, But we can't
talk about that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We can't talk about that. But we were off Colobe.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Whose is that? Anyway? What else? Today? We had a
long time in the.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Car I went to I went to see I talked
about the fact that Ryan had been asked to see
this event.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, sat did it, God did so well. I was
very proud of him.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What a little legend.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I went to give him a big hug, but all
I managed to eat out.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Was a little like was he like, don't do this again?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Was like a pat on the back? Is he allowed?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
A little pet on the back and I said, well done?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And he said so he doesn't need words of information.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I hate words of information.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That is language. I think your first love language.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No touch, touch me up?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Wow, you had another admission millions that.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I sometimes I forget what's you know?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I well, I'm not going to do I was gonna say,
can I is there a way of like euphemizing? She's
saying it out loud.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, it's pretty clear something wrong with that. That's how
a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Have had it done. Yeah, mine was in Malaysia.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So any way, tonight, are you loose?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What's going on with me?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Your lucy, it's quite funny today, may laugh. I think
it's just because like, we're so close to my holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You did it though, You're like, you're quite funny today.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, you're like you're always funny, but today.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We're so close to the holiday. My god, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We haven't killed each other yet.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I know we're lucky. One fight in nine months, one
and it was a minor one. The level of the
fight was so low level.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What else is going on? I really want to get
a late night message, but I don't think they're going
to have them and fun.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It get out. I really care.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know we're not. We're going to be out so good?
Nine or ten? Are eight thirty?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think we repping that? Oh do we?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I think you know when they say that on a
couple of months.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
What I was thinking though, is often those tie places
they the best, said the best, the best messusas, but
also they are like they are so hard working. If
you found a time message place and gave them a
call and said, could I come to you at nine thirty,
I'd beat you, even if they weren't planning on it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They found one that closes at nine pm.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Closes at nine, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
There's one. These ones close at seven.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
If you called, if you called the nine pm closing
one though.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Push it out of push.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know if it's the one animal. See shed
a lot of time massages really and yeah, wow, uh
excellent massage.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Get a little rub down at just.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
My body is tight, tight like a little twit twit tweet.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So anyway, that's us we are. It's always nice to
spend time together.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
We went big on the treats today and I'm regreat
I didn't. Well, we've been big on buying the tree.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Actually, yeah, I've still got most of my treat here.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I am all of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We cookie and a croissant cookie, which is like a
croissant filled with cookie dough.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm not going to bite on here, I always said
on the.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Take it back because I reckon. You'll get back to
the later one of the little sweet treat late at night.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We also got a really good Bagelsmi pickles. Are you
back on the pickle bang wagon?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You you've got me yawnings. I'm see my there.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm not like, I'm not I'm not all in
on peckles.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What about like pickled red onion?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah I like that. Yeah, so I'm like pickle adjacent.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, but just yeah, but I'm getting there.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm getting there.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Wait until the next time I buy a cheeseburger and
I'll let you know if I take the peckle.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Coming up on the show today, actually we reveal something
diabolical and medi did and public in a cafe.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Machine fired up. People hated me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you don't usually get much hate.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm the princess Diana and the people's princess.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You really are, particularly in the small town New Zealand.
Today not today. Then we had David Walliams. He is
coming to end Zi's for a couple of shows. He
was hilarious. We loved chatting with him.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Also, I'll tell you who else was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Mate bes friend Chloe who she did something pretty funny,
so we got her on to talk about a spontaneous
purchase she made.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What did you buy on the fly? Was the question?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Enjoy the podcast, everyone, and we'll see you again tomorrow
the podcast, And I want to paint a picture for
anyone listening right now what the situation was when we
had lunch together this afternoon. So we have a bit
(06:39):
of a client event that we need to attend to
this evening after the show. And in another town actually
in fun. Today we are in this afternoon, the Mighty North,
the Mighty North. We decided to get a little bite
to eat before popping into the studio. Now Mattie, the
organized boy that he is, for once said, oh, guys,
(07:04):
actually I'm just gonna bring out my lunch I've brought
from home. And we thought, oh, that's amazing cool. I
thought you were going to eat it back at the office,
but we decided to get a little bagel and eat
out side of this establishment on the establishments table and chairs.
And so what is Matthew McLean? Though? He doesn't even
(07:26):
just pull out a tuple we container. He pulls out
I used ice cream container. There has been sitting in
the car, and you know, like you've got a salad
with sauce, and the jew just builds up and he's
got these god only knows what that meat was, his
little meatballs, porkman's meatballs, and a sellers and then he's like,
(07:47):
do you mind, do you guys? Do you guys mind? Like, no,
we don't, but maybe you could ask the establishment who
you're supposed to be purchasing from. As you enjoy the
luxurious tears outside.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So I made dinner and I had leftovers for lunch,
and I thought one of two things is going to happen.
Either I'm gonna leave it behind and enjoy a bagel
with you and our boss, or I'm gonna eat this
because if I don't need it, it's going to wait.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So I'm checking all this food out.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Hey, you don't need to sell the dream about reusing
and not wasting. You know I'm there with you, but
it was just the decision that you made to put.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was hungry. So here's my here's my option.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I wait until I bet we're back at the office,
but I'm starving, pea.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No one wants to be rum when I'm hungry.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, Or I sit in the car and eat it
by myself, or I come and join you at the table.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, look, I'm gonna stop judging. Maybe maybe I've been unfair,
but is this despicable behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
From the clane?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Can you take your tupperware container, not even doubleware, an
ice cream container with your left over dinner to an
establishment outside while you're sitting on their table and chairs.
Text through four four eight seven and we'll let you
know what the people think just before four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Do you know what's even worse?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What so, not only did they eat my lugs so
they didn't buy from there? I popped next door to
the bagel place to get a chocolate chip.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Ate the chocolate cookie at the table, despicable wavior. Text
your thoughts through to four four eight.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Mary and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast that.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
We're very excited about Our next guest, comedian and author
David Walliams, is coming to NZID this weekend ahead of
a bunch of shows he's doing, and we know that
we're right at the end of the day of interviewing him, David,
does everyone just ask you the same question?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Be honest, A lot of people are asking me how
come you're sort of attractive?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Are you really the funniest comedian in the world? These
kind of questions? Three?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
So should we scratch that because those were obviously top
of OLiS to ask you today?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Against Christians?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Or do you want be spontaneous and so you can
ask those?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Then what is the burden of being one of the
sixiest men in the world?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
David? It's difficult. Yeah, I won't pretend it's easy. I
actually do have.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I have.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I have quite a lot of female fans. Actually, I
think I looked one day who follows on Instagram and
it's mainly ladies.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh really.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I think it's because they look at me and I
think I'm I'm obtainable.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I'm not b should like your calendar. You should do
a David Williams calendar like Christmas.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
D bit like Cliff Richard. You know, do you know
Cliff Richard? Is Richard A bit like Cliff Richard. I'm
non threatening.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey, David, You're currently in Australia Newcastle at the moment,
isn't it Yes? How do you find the audience is
down Under compared to the Northern hemisphere noisier.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They like ruder stuff and they're sort of just really
up for a laugh. I always think, you know, the
further I live in London and in the UK, I
think the further you go from London, the best of
the audiences are. And I think when you go around
the world it's it's even better.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
But I do think there's something about the sense of
humour of people in Australia and New Zealand and Britain.
It feels like we're sort of all connected, aren't we?
So we share this sense of humor, and I think
I always think people in Australia and using another unshockable,
so I'm sort of the perfect person to come and
them because they can't be shocked by any.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So does that mean you have to up your naughty
quota when you're No, it just.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Means sometimes I'm not afraid to go there, do you
know what I mean? Because I know that you will
understand it's just a joke and no one's meant to
be you know, I don't know, no one's meant to
be offended or anything like that. It's just meant to
be a laugh.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I mean a bit Sometimes you're like here we go,
here we go, and then you feel this sort of
I think the.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Audience kind of you know, you can sort of sense
you know where you're going with it, and I feel
like sometimes this is a bit like I don't want
to come across as pretentious, but sometimes it's like you're
when you're when it goes well, it's like you're surfing
the laughs. It's the most magic thing because you're sort
of serving and then there's another and then there's another way.
(12:24):
You can just surf them, you know, and I don't know.
It's just it's a really magic feeling, you know, and
you come off with a real sense of you know,
on a high.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You talk about the fit that we don't take ourselves
too seriously done under and we are able to have
a laugh and all the rest of it. I kind
of wonder what you've made of you know, when you
think back on your back catalog, I on my Instagram
or TikTok, I often see a lot of Little Britain
or come Fly with Me clips and a lot of
the comments where I say, oh, you couldn't do it
these days, you couldn't get away with it, And I
wonder what you thought about that.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's interesting, I want. My son is really into watching
he's really into comedy movies, and there seems to be
like a real sweet spot around sort of late nineties
two thousands, and we've got like Austin Powers, well, Feral movies,
Sandler movies, Jim Carrey and it's weird and I watched them.
(13:15):
I was watching the Austin Powers movies. We've watched them
like twenty times. Hilarious. But my mind is often going,
we couldn't say that now you couldn't do that now,
and I just say, well, what were we doing? What
we're doing. Comedy is meant to not be taken literally.
That's what it is. It's playful. And if you're going
(13:35):
to kind of come up with every joke thinking oh no,
we can't do this, we can't do that, we can't
do the others, it's not it's inhibiting. It's sort of
meant to be. I think we've lost sight of that.
And I think also people are taking everything literally, which
I think if you don't have a sense of humor,
you can't understand that it's playful.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, Lee's Kate hitting laugh with you. David Williams is
joining us and more from a.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Mix Many and Paj the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
We're joined by a comedian and author, David Walliams, ahead
of his trip to Zied this weekend. Now, you're obviously
coming for two shows, the David Williams Book Show. In
an audience with David Williams, let's talk about your success
as an author and like you've you've sold over fifty
million children's books.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Is it right, that's just this morning? Yes, it's yes,
I know. I never thought that would happen. I didn't
contrive it, obviously, I like doing it, and it is
exciting when you're successful at something and you want to
kind of you know, you want to keep being successful,
so I work hard at it. But you know, it's
(14:44):
fifty five languages, so the books are sold all over
the world. I don't know the humor is chimed with kids.
I don't know exactly. I mean I did ask a
friend of mine whose kids were were fans of the books,
and I just said, well, why do they like them
so much? And she just went, they're funny. And I thought, okay,
well I'll take that. You know, that's what I try
(15:05):
and me, I mean, I wasn't sure what she was
going to say. I mean, I hope she might say
something like that, or they're exciting, or the stories are
good or whatever. It's just they're funny, so you know,
if they make kids laugh, and book is quite hard
to make people laugh just reading a book. You know,
there's this a little bit harder I think than going
on stage and showing off or whatever you're doing. If
kids are laughing and having a good time, then it
(15:27):
won't feel like a chore, because are you guys parents.
I mean, you look too young. Are your parents?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's very shy of you, but no, I'm a parent.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
How old is your child or are you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
My son Charlie is two, so you might be a
little young for a lot of your books.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
He is too young. But I'm just saying when he's older,
you'll probably really appreciate that when he's sort of just
reading a book because he wants to just instead of
you telling him, right, you've got to read now, if
actually says, oh, mum, is it okay? If I go
and read my book now, you'll be so happy because
you'll have turned your You know, your child will have
become a reader. Rather than just learning about books in school,
(16:07):
they actually want to read a book.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well, I've heard you talk about this in the past.
You're yearning for being that person that converts these kids
to actually reading.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, I mean I didn't when I started. I was
just trying. I just thought, oh, well, I'd like to
see if I can do this. But I realized what
happens is I started going into schools and when I
was around the country finding myself for somewhere. You know,
I live in London, but it's like you know, I
find myself in you know, perhaps more deprived areas around
(16:38):
the country where kids don't you know, don't have access
to books whatever, and we'd go and give out books
to kids and I sort of do it talk and stuff,
and I meet lots of kids who are really reluctant readers,
who never read books, and it really chimed.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I think.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I was at a school in like Glasgow and there
were some boys at the back who were like, books
are boring like that, and I thought, okay, I'm going
to write something that even you are not going to
think he's boring because I thought. I thought, okay, because actually,
you know, it's all very well. There are kids who
are eight I've read every Harry Potter book. And there
are kids who are twelve or thirteen you've never read
(17:12):
a book. So if a book is pure pleasure, then
my guess is that you're more likely to get those
those kids reading. I mean, who knows if they are
or not. They might be in prison by now, but
they are. But you know, if I can create a
book that kids want to read just by themselves and
it's going to make them chuckle, then I'm very happy.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh well, David. We cannot wait to have you in
the country. Are you going to stay on after you've
done your shows? Are you going to do a bit
of a takey tour. I have a little leisure on
any time, or are you back on the on the
Tory train.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I've got a few I've got sort of gaps between
the shows and so yes, I'm already planning on my
sort of sightseeing trips and things like that. And also
the food.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Is so good.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Coffee are coffees and coffee.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
And it'll be nice for your son to meet is
real father.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
So we can't wait.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
We can't wait, real is on television dressed as a woman.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We'll sit, we'll sit, We'll sit that meeting up, David,
We'll make it happen.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I let myself down, all gone well up to that,
I have to say something awful. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, no, no, no, that's brilliant and that's what we love
about you. Thank you so much for being with us today.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Many in the podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
As I'll call it Villain and pag today because wow,
here's the text machine tuned on you or what?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So I need to clarify.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
So I packed my lunch today because I had some
leftovers and I didn't want it to go to waste,
so I brought it with me a farm today because
we've got to host an event tonight. You wanted to
go and get yourself a bagel, but I said, well,
I'm not going to waste the food that I've packed,
so meet my lunch with you.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I did. I did buy a coffee from the bagel shop.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, he did, and we failed to mention that because look,
the text machine has gone off saying you're the rudest customer.
You are what nightmares are made of when it comes
to people who work at hospitality, saying that a straight
up rose you need to at least peature something. Yes,
he does have a coffee from the establishment, but he
still had his ice cream container with his pork, meat
(19:26):
balls and cellars on top of the table. They look tasty.
So yeah, there's a lot of messages. No, no, no,
that is so rude and disrespectful. Only eat the food
you have bought there, which was paying wages, rent, etc. No, mady,
on this occasion, you suh would you take gave seen
(19:47):
the McDonald's. Maybe, but you soon be moved on. I'm
sure of it.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hey, here's the thing I've learned my lesson. I just
I was very hungry, but I won't but again, listen, learned,
really really listen. Learn well if I do it, I'm
certainly not telling.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You about that.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Maddy and PJ. Meddi and PJ the podcast The Heads,
Are you.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right? It is our stereotyping profession game. Every week
we've got a new profision up on the shopping board.
This week we want to hear from sales reps. Also
sales reps, So if you're a sales rip or not,
call us light hundred the hats and then Meddi and
I are going to do our best to guess if
you were telling the truth or not.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So last week I had good intuition, Yeah, the week
before you had good intuition.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So how do we figure out what just split?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The different cam and Hawk's Bay is joining us? Now
you're a sales roop.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Mate, yep, sure for the Samsung TV New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's not straight in with the brand. This is why
we've got so many calls this week because we see
it as a chance to get a free plug cam.
What's your split between in the office and on the.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Rose Mostly on the road, so going around different towns
at the moment, I'm in Oport today, just being going
around the local stores and showing them how to use
the one connect box for the TVs.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
He's got too much information?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Maybe too much?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Maybe he sounds sales. He's definitely got that.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Carriers March and I think you're also right. We've just
got people on the phone who have gone he is
major to plug my business.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So what do we think is he? I think we've
got a year years he's too much in the cam
from Hawk's Bay. Are you a sales rep?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
I am not?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You Barger? Do you have sheares there? What do you do?
What do you do?
Speaker 8 (21:55):
I'm actually an engineering geologist.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's weird at.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The Samsung just the foods brand that came to bright
your mind.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
I actually did used to sell TVs at.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, So you just went with what you knew. Fear enough,
follow my gut.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
There, well done, zero from one. Let's go to calibrate, Yeah, recalibrate.
Let's go Laura on eight hundred the hats now, Laura,
you're sales real?
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Hello, everyone, Yes, I am Laura.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
How many long lunches do you have a week.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Oh you know, contrary for the thought that sales reach
just drive around drinking coffee and having long lunches. It's
not actually true.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I know so many ever, having venos down in the
viaduct Auckland and taking clients.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
At for l if you rephrase it to having a meeting.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Laura our hands down a sales rip?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Are we right?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I knew it as soon as she.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Said, well have you read and singer? Let's go to Kylie.
Oh wait, how do the hats? Kylie? You're a sales
rip too?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I am great, Kylie?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Can you say the phrase boy, do I have a
deal for you?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Sorry, I'm just I'm just on the car dragging between cats.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's okay. Can you say the phrase boy do I
have a deal for you? Boy? Do I have a
deal for you?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I'm not sold.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm not sold.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
But a sales rip be out of reception. Now, she's
always Kylie, You're not a sales rip, are we right? No?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
What are you selling? What are you selling?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
So my official title as account manager and I went
for food and we are foods to this hotel company.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Damn it. I will kindly think so much I'm thinking. Okay,
so we've got one from three? Do we try one more?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's go bring it home. Let's go for a fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Bring at home with Recky from Napier. Oh eight hundred hats.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Get a Reky morning team.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
How are you going?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Very well?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
He just sacod morning.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I've done that. I did that today.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hey, okay, Recky, all right, Leta's put you on the spot.
Can you sell to us the benefits of a paper clip?
Speaker 12 (24:32):
Go benefits of a paper clup?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Well what you wouldn't be able to wouldn't do without
their mates?
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Did the cheapest thing on the market there to hold
your papers together?
Speaker 12 (24:42):
You essentially, I'm just I'll just blond it.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
You did well, We've got him.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
He's not. I don't reckon.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He did he did it? Ye, valiant of it? But Ricky,
you're not a sales rep by you?
Speaker 12 (24:58):
No, But I used to be.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Practice. Get back in the game. Get back in the game.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
The podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Page Another day, another clip online that has sparked crazy debate.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
So this guy was on a flight in America and
the flight kept getting delayed. They were delayed there were
obviously problems on the tarmac, so they were already on
the plane, and then it kept getting delayed, kept getting delayed,
and then eventually the crew said, look, we're going to
actually leave everyone off the flight.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Because with kids, there's nightmare nightmare material.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, so then get off the flight and then we'll
let you know when you can come back on. So
everyone disembarked the flight, and as they were getting off,
a woman took a charger phone charger that she says
she found lying on the floor next to a guy's seat,
So she got off the flight wrong, go off the flight,
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but someone else had spotted her taking the charger, and
then they told the guy whose charger it was that
this random woman on the flight had taken as charger.
So then when they all get back on the flight,
the guy confronts the woman as she gets back on
the flight.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
And all hell breaks loose. Have a listened to this?
Speaker 13 (26:20):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Did you take my chargers?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Why would you take my charger?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
As we got off the flight?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, but my.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Charge that's my charger.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Why would you take it?
Speaker 7 (26:29):
But why would you take it?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Though with our permission?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Nobody was on the flight? Okay, can I have it back.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I don't steal things.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You can't take things, or do you just take things
like we're not coming back, Why don't you take people's luggage?
Then would we say that it's an overreaction.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Mate, it's potentially an overreaction.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
But also is she and the wrong for taking the
charger in the first place?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, I mean yeah, But.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I also get it from the point of view of
if you've been delayed for three hours and you don't
have a charger with you, and your phone's about to
go flat, you might be quite desperate for a phone charger.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah. Absolute.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
She might have had every intention to give it back to totally.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She might have still been yet to take hand it
into a flat attendant or whatever. So I think, look,
it had been a long day. He was obviously he
was obviously the end of his views.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yes, but it has divided opinion really one of most people, Ricket.
It's honestly split right down the middle. Some people saying,
what an overreaction. Clearly this woman was just borrowing it,
she was going to give it back, and then some
people saying that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You can't just take something that's not yours.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Just it's such a universal belonging. It's like it's not
like it's a unique piece of jewelry from your grandparent.
It is something that everyone has and everyone uses. So
I'm not defending her, but I understand how she could
have picked it up temporarily and just trying to chick
leave is true.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Anyway, It's got us thinking today because you know, she
says she wasn't stealing shelways meant to give it back.
This was, in her mind an accidental theft.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You know she didn't mean to, she wasn't trying to steal.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Have you unintentionally stolen something? Now, we do not endorse
criminal activity on our show, but have you accidentally unintentionally
taking something? Taken something and got in a little bit
of trouble for it?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Give us a cool light.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Hundred the Hit.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Maj Madion, PJ the podcast the Hits.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We're talking unintentional theft and can we please just reiterate
we do not endorse thieving.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
We do not.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's horrible, but sometimes mistakes happen, and we just want
to know when you accidentally stole something.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
On eight hundred, someone who said on the text mes saying,
I accidentally stolen un brother from Brisco's. It was under
my baby's capsule when I only saw it when I
loaded the car seat into the car.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, yeah, little kids, And like, I'm sure that happens
all the time, all the time, as long as you
go take it back, do the right thing. Rebecca from Wellington,
When did you accidentally steal?
Speaker 11 (29:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
All?
Speaker 14 (29:10):
The two examples. One is when my son who's now eleven,
when he was little, it was quite common for him
to help himself to one of those squeezy pouchses of food.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Oh no, of course I paid for them later.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:25):
Yeah, so he would eat that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's enough, that's not your fut And I'd say that
happens to my experience. And what was the other incident?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Rica?
Speaker 14 (29:35):
And the other one is it's a chemist and they
had these samples of space creams and stuff. And I
did a friend of mine while I was selling buttons,
and I.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
Think she sort of.
Speaker 14 (29:52):
I thought, said, I know, take one or two, and
I think I might have taken three or four.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's low and it's a soun.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
So that's what the point you should see us at
Duck Island want to stop from Dnadan's joining us.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What happened with you?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
So I went to Cama to grab one thing, and
you know, you go to Cama grab one thing, it
turns into a few. Yeah. So I grabbed a trolley,
but I had, like I think it was the scara
in my hand, and I put that and I had
a pram put it in like the cup holder. I
went to grab the trolley and then you know, did
my shopping, went to the check out. You know, all
the chickens were like, oh, you know, keep baby, and
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then left the pram and then the scara is sitting
and still on the cup holder.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Blame it on the baby.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Absolutely, baby brain, baby brain. They can get you out
of anything. It's a jail free car, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I think I'm still I'm going to use baby brain
as long as I can.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Your child is too.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Nakita, Hello, when did you accidentally unintentionally steal something?
Speaker 13 (30:56):
I stole a customer's cat.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
What waste cat? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
What?
Speaker 13 (31:02):
Yeah? Cat is cato? Well, you know some cats are
very curious. And it dumped in my van and then
you know, I packed up, drove off, but it was
obviously asleep. Look about ten minutes, so I was on
the motorway and then it started mowing at me and
I was like, oh no, I want to give you
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turn around and put back off.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That would give you a hell of a fright on
the motorway and you just hear these random out That's
my biggest fear.
Speaker 13 (31:33):
I had to like turn the radio down and I
was like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Am I hearing that? No?
Speaker 13 (31:38):
With my drawl still going or something?
Speaker 7 (31:44):
May J Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I got a great message from my best friends use today.
She let us overseas. Remember I've told you about her.
This is the This is the woman who when we
were about twenty one, got herself an American Ex breastcard
because Timberland rapped about it and.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I got no Red American Express.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
So Chloe went out and got herself a Red American Express.
That is my way of saying that she is very
spontaneous and easily sucked into they.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Aren't we all? Best of time?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Aren't we all?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
And I got a message from her yesterday to say
that she'd gone along to a little art exhibition where
the people were painting live. Oh wow, and so you
could watch them painting in the moment and then bid
on the paintings.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's risky, It's risky.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
And then I got sent a photo of Chloe holding
not one, but two paintings. Well, I don't know how
much roof she's got on her walls, but I thought
this is so brilliant and so typically Chloe, and I
love her for it. So I needed to I have
some follow up questions that I haven't asked to you. Wait,
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how much did she spend that? And what she done
with them? And how to she get these two paintings home?
So Chloe is on the line now, Hi, Chloe.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Hello, how's the American Express gave these days?
Speaker 11 (33:09):
I found out the hard way that they have very
high interest rates, So I no longer have an American three?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
No, he did not, So Chlode, talk us through this
event and what what actually happened when you got there?
Speaker 11 (33:24):
Okay, So a couple of my friends invited me to
an art battle, and I thought that sounded like fun,
and then when I got there, I realized that it
was an event that could really play on a couple
of my weaknesses because I love winning and I also
love buying stuff. When I realized you cook bed, I
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was like, oh, this is great. And it was kind
of like you'd get a text message to be like
you've been out bid, but again now and like with
the instant link to click on, and so I got
really caught up in it, and at one point I
was winning four four options.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Oh, so did you get sucked in by the art?
Like were you actually did you actually sit there going
I like this art or was it more the idea
of winning?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
Definitely the winning, because like, yeah, we were chanting, we
want we won after.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Chloe. I hope this isn't too much of a personal question,
but how much did you spend on the paintings?
Speaker 11 (34:27):
This is I think I got a pretty good deal
because this was oil on canvas listen to Okay, so
the first one and this is in Canadian dollars. I
was going to go a bit higher, but it stopped
at one hundred and thirty five. That's when I got the.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Message, Okay, that's not too bad. That's not too bad.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It is and I was thinking upwards of five. So yeah,
moderate exactly.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
But what they did do is like when I went
to pay the invoice, they'd added on like a few
extra charges like texas and things. So it did it
did bounce up a bit, and then the second one
was a real steal.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
I got that one for one two pieces of art.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
The issue then became though getting it.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
Home, yeah, because it was wet, still.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Heard what are you doing this situation?
Speaker 11 (35:26):
And it was raining too, and so I ordered an
uber and I took them one by one and put
them into the back of his car. And then when
we stopped, he got out and very kindly offered to help.
And I was like, no, no, please, don't touch them.
They're still wet went from the rain. But and he's like,
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I'm just going to help you, and he put his
hand on it and he's left a thumb print.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
And no, it just adds to the story. Close it.
It adds to the art.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
I woke up today and I would say there were
no regret. I was like, maybe I didn't need both,
but like, you never know when the auction is going
to end and who's going to win?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
What true? This is true?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I love it. Hey, well girl, you go and embrace
that you are. You put it up loud and proud
around the house. Oh eight one hundred of the hats.
Let's go with this this evening. What did you buy
on the fly? Yes, that's literally what did you buy
on the fly? And the more money, the more ridiculous
the item, the better. And in hindsight, maybe it wasn't
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the best.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
May J Meddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
We just had to check to my friend Chloe, who
bought two pieces of artwork on the fly just because
she got competitive and she wanted to win.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
My favorite part about the story is how she took
it home dripping weir because it was still like it
had just been painted eyes. I know, you know she
could have spent more money.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
She didn't go as outrageous she could have, and knowing
Chloe the way that I know her, she absolutely could
have and would have spent a lot.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
More than that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
So we want to know what I had, hairs. What
did you buy on the fly? Nicole and Auckland's joining us. Nicole,
what did you buy on the fly?
Speaker 12 (37:14):
I bought a car.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
That was in the South Island, and maybe I regret it.
I was trying to bid on another car that I
really wanted and I got outfit and so then I
just randomly went online and found another car that was
similar and bit on it. And I've never seen it
and it was down the line and then I had
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to pay a transport company to bring it up from really.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Extensive Yeah from where to we're I.
Speaker 9 (37:46):
Was from the South Island. Oh wow, I carrying yourself
island up and then it like had heaps of rust
in it.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
So nowadays it's just in my garage.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Oh no, that's a big purchase on the fly. I'm
looking for a bunk beat at the moment for Charlie,
a two year old, like a little double one on
the bottom. I so nearly just bought one out right
last night without going to say, and I shouldn't. I'm
going to go in, chicking out and do the research.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I beat you.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
It doesn't, Fat, I beat you, it doesn't Fat.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Go to your wyke and I was joining us. What
did you buy on the fly?
Speaker 8 (38:18):
So I'm a bit of a placebook marketplace low baller,
you're speaking. So the latest few things that I've picked up,
I wasn't really looking for them, but kind of was.
Has been kayaks, a cage and tailor, and a quad bike.
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There was also a handbaser that I picked up the
dollar reserve option on trade dollar that no one else
wanted it.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
And did you need a handbasin.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
I mean, we're looking at getting one for renovation, but
it wasn't really what we were looking for.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Honestly, that place is so dangerous, Cody, I am so
hopped on it. I'll go on looking for a plant
and yeah, then I'm all of a sudden like buying
a rustic door that we don't need, like the things
that you find on the air.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Listen to this text page. Thank you, Cody.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
By the way, I got into a bidding war on
a child's dress and my friends were encouraging me so
they'd contribute dollars for my daughter's birthday. I ended up
spending five hundred dollars on this dress.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
She's upgrown it, but.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I can't let it go as I'll never get anywhere
near back the benief that I paid.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
That's the competitive streak coming. You didn't actually really just wanted.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
To win the wall.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I just wanted to win. Don't know what about you
when I hers what did you buy on the fly?
Speaker 12 (39:42):
So back in my twenties, I was fedding and I
said to my boyfriend, we need a mirkwave. So I
went out to Mount Wellington to have a squisite of Mirkwaves,
but stopped off at the caryard and yeah, I came
home with a new Honda c Rex rather than a microwave.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Wait, so you didn't even get the.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Micro I don't even know.
Speaker 13 (40:02):
I didn't even get to the microwave shop. I just
walked to the car yard and car and yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
What did you partner say when you drive into the driveway.
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Oh he was just like, oh my god, you know,
like just.
Speaker 12 (40:15):
Shook his head at me.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
That makes it sound like he wasn't at all surprised
that you went up for a microwave and came back with.
Speaker 13 (40:23):
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Yeah, we didn't get our microwave. Couldn't afford one.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
A the end, you paid too much for the car? Yeah, probably,
Mary J.
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Check it?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Are we on? Maddy just righte? A weird clan that
was in the studio anyway, poor man, it's look, we're
in fun today today, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So we've gotta We're gonna help host a client event tonight,
I reckon, are gonna get loose?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, there are romors of certain bottles being purchased. I
think it's a big night. I just don't think I
can do it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, you're doing.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Still.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I've got four days, and I'm not going to break.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You broke.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You broke with one day to go when you did
like bloody dry January or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
No, I'm not going to break. I'm gonna be strong.
But I'll tell you what these client events do make
it tempting to break.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
How How teammed were you in the hall ball.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Very especially when old offers.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Margaret gave you the the Bailey's the homemade bailees.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, I know that was I think you're going to
say the other guy who came up, But we can't
talk about that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We can't talk about that. But we were off Colobe.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Whose is that? Anyway? What else? Today? We had a
long time in the.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Car I went to I went to see I talked
about the fact that Ryan had been asked to see
this event.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, sat did it, God did so well. I was
very proud of him.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What a little legend.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I went to give him a big hug, but all
I managed to eat out.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Was a little like was he like, don't do this again?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Was like a pat on the back? Is he allowed?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
A little pet on the back and I said, well done?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And he said so he doesn't need words of information.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I hate words of information.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That is language. I think your first love language.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No touch, touch me up?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Wow, you had another admission millions that.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I sometimes I forget what's you know?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I well, I'm not going to do I was gonna say,
can I is there a way of like euphemizing? She's
saying it out loud.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, it's pretty clear something wrong with that. That's how
a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Have had it done. Yeah, mine was in Malaysia.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So any way, tonight, are you loose?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What's going on with me?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Your lucy, it's quite funny today, may laugh. I think
it's just because like, we're so close to my holiday.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You did it though, You're like, you're quite funny today.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, you're like you're always funny, but today.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We're so close to the holiday. My god, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We haven't killed each other yet.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I know we're lucky. One fight in nine months, one
and it was a minor one. The level of the
fight was so low level.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What else is going on? I really want to get
a late night message, but I don't think they're going
to have them and fun.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It get out. I really care.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know we're not. We're going to be out so good?
Nine or ten? Are eight thirty?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think we repping that? Oh do we?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I think you know when they say that on a
couple of months.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
What I was thinking though, is often those tie places
they the best, said the best, the best messusas, but
also they are like they are so hard working. If
you found a time message place and gave them a
call and said, could I come to you at nine thirty,
I'd beat you, even if they weren't planning on it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They found one that closes at nine pm.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Closes at nine, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
There's one. These ones close at seven.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
If you called, if you called the nine pm closing
one though.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Push it out of push.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't know if it's the one animal. See shed
a lot of time massages really and yeah, wow, uh
excellent massage.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Get a little rub down at just.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
My body is tight, tight like a little twit twit tweet.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So anyway, that's us we are. It's always nice to
spend time together.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
We went big on the treats today and I'm regreat
I didn't. Well, we've been big on buying the tree.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Actually, yeah, I've still got most of my treat here.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I am all of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We cookie and a croissant cookie, which is like a
croissant filled with cookie dough.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm not going to bite on here, I always said
on the.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Take it back because I reckon. You'll get back to
the later one of the little sweet treat late at night.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We also got a really good Bagelsmi pickles. Are you
back on the pickle bang wagon?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You you've got me yawnings. I'm see my there.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm not like, I'm not I'm not all in
on peckles.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What about like pickled red onion?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah I like that. Yeah, so I'm like pickle adjacent.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, but just yeah, but I'm getting there.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm getting there.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Wait until the next time I buy a cheeseburger and
I'll let you know if I take the peckle.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Coming up on the show today, actually we reveal something
diabolical and medi did and public in a cafe.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Machine fired up. People hated me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, you don't usually get much hate.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm the princess Diana and the people's princess.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You really are, particularly in the small town New Zealand.
Today not today. Then we had David Walliams. He is
coming to end Zi's for a couple of shows. He
was hilarious. We loved chatting with him.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Also, I'll tell you who else was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Mate bes friend Chloe who she did something pretty funny,
so we got her on to talk about a spontaneous
purchase she made.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What did you buy on the fly? Was the question?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Enjoy the podcast, everyone, and we'll see you again tomorrow
the podcast, And I want to paint a picture for
anyone listening right now what the situation was when we
had lunch together this afternoon. So we have a bit
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of a client event that we need to attend to
this evening after the show. And in another town actually
in fun. Today we are in this afternoon, the Mighty North,
the Mighty North. We decided to get a little bite
to eat before popping into the studio. Now Mattie, the
organized boy that he is, for once said, oh, guys,
(07:04):
actually I'm just gonna bring out my lunch I've brought
from home. And we thought, oh, that's amazing cool. I
thought you were going to eat it back at the office,
but we decided to get a little bagel and eat
out side of this establishment on the establishments table and chairs.
And so what is Matthew McLean? Though? He doesn't even
(07:26):
just pull out a tuple we container. He pulls out
I used ice cream container. There has been sitting in
the car, and you know, like you've got a salad
with sauce, and the jew just builds up and he's
got these god only knows what that meat was, his
little meatballs, porkman's meatballs, and a sellers and then he's like,
(07:47):
do you mind, do you guys? Do you guys mind? Like, no,
we don't, but maybe you could ask the establishment who
you're supposed to be purchasing from. As you enjoy the
luxurious tears outside.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So I made dinner and I had leftovers for lunch,
and I thought one of two things is going to happen.
Either I'm gonna leave it behind and enjoy a bagel
with you and our boss, or I'm gonna eat this
because if I don't need it, it's going to wait.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So I'm checking all this food out.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Hey, you don't need to sell the dream about reusing
and not wasting. You know I'm there with you, but
it was just the decision that you made to put.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was hungry. So here's my here's my option.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I wait until I bet we're back at the office,
but I'm starving, pea.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
No one wants to be rum when I'm hungry.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No, Or I sit in the car and eat it
by myself, or I come and join you at the table.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, look, I'm gonna stop judging. Maybe maybe I've been unfair,
but is this despicable behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
From the clane?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Can you take your tupperware container, not even doubleware, an
ice cream container with your left over dinner to an
establishment outside while you're sitting on their table and chairs.
Text through four four eight seven and we'll let you
know what the people think just before four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Do you know what's even worse?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What so, not only did they eat my lugs so
they didn't buy from there? I popped next door to
the bagel place to get a chocolate chip.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Ate the chocolate cookie at the table, despicable wavior. Text
your thoughts through to four four eight.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Mary and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast that.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
We're very excited about Our next guest, comedian and author
David Walliams, is coming to NZID this weekend ahead of
a bunch of shows he's doing, and we know that
we're right at the end of the day of interviewing him, David,
does everyone just ask you the same question?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Be honest, A lot of people are asking me how
come you're sort of attractive?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Are you really the funniest comedian in the world? These
kind of questions? Three?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
So should we scratch that because those were obviously top
of OLiS to ask you today?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Against Christians?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Or do you want be spontaneous and so you can
ask those?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Then what is the burden of being one of the
sixiest men in the world?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
David? It's difficult. Yeah, I won't pretend it's easy. I
actually do have.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I have.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I have quite a lot of female fans. Actually, I
think I looked one day who follows on Instagram and
it's mainly ladies.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh really.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I think it's because they look at me and I
think I'm I'm obtainable.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I'm not b should like your calendar. You should do
a David Williams calendar like Christmas.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
D bit like Cliff Richard. You know, do you know
Cliff Richard? Is Richard A bit like Cliff Richard. I'm
non threatening.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey, David, You're currently in Australia Newcastle at the moment,
isn't it Yes? How do you find the audience is
down Under compared to the Northern hemisphere noisier.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They like ruder stuff and they're sort of just really
up for a laugh. I always think, you know, the
further I live in London and in the UK, I
think the further you go from London, the best of
the audiences are. And I think when you go around
the world it's it's even better.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
But I do think there's something about the sense of
humour of people in Australia and New Zealand and Britain.
It feels like we're sort of all connected, aren't we?
So we share this sense of humor, and I think
I always think people in Australia and using another unshockable,
so I'm sort of the perfect person to come and
them because they can't be shocked by any.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So does that mean you have to up your naughty
quota when you're No, it just.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Means sometimes I'm not afraid to go there, do you
know what I mean? Because I know that you will
understand it's just a joke and no one's meant to
be you know, I don't know, no one's meant to
be offended or anything like that. It's just meant to
be a laugh.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I mean a bit Sometimes you're like here we go,
here we go, and then you feel this sort of
I think the.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Audience kind of you know, you can sort of sense
you know where you're going with it, and I feel
like sometimes this is a bit like I don't want
to come across as pretentious, but sometimes it's like you're
when you're when it goes well, it's like you're surfing
the laughs. It's the most magic thing because you're sort
of serving and then there's another and then there's another way.
(12:24):
You can just surf them, you know, and I don't know.
It's just it's a really magic feeling, you know, and
you come off with a real sense of you know,
on a high.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You talk about the fit that we don't take ourselves
too seriously done under and we are able to have
a laugh and all the rest of it. I kind
of wonder what you've made of you know, when you
think back on your back catalog, I on my Instagram
or TikTok, I often see a lot of Little Britain
or come Fly with Me clips and a lot of
the comments where I say, oh, you couldn't do it
these days, you couldn't get away with it, And I
wonder what you thought about that.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's interesting, I want. My son is really into watching
he's really into comedy movies, and there seems to be
like a real sweet spot around sort of late nineties
two thousands, and we've got like Austin Powers, well, Feral movies,
Sandler movies, Jim Carrey and it's weird and I watched them.
(13:15):
I was watching the Austin Powers movies. We've watched them
like twenty times. Hilarious. But my mind is often going,
we couldn't say that now you couldn't do that now,
and I just say, well, what were we doing? What
we're doing. Comedy is meant to not be taken literally.
That's what it is. It's playful. And if you're going
(13:35):
to kind of come up with every joke thinking oh no,
we can't do this, we can't do that, we can't
do the others, it's not it's inhibiting. It's sort of
meant to be. I think we've lost sight of that.
And I think also people are taking everything literally, which
I think if you don't have a sense of humor,
you can't understand that it's playful.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, Lee's Kate hitting laugh with you. David Williams is
joining us and more from a.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Mix Many and Paj the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
We're joined by a comedian and author, David Walliams, ahead
of his trip to Zied this weekend. Now, you're obviously
coming for two shows, the David Williams Book Show. In
an audience with David Williams, let's talk about your success
as an author and like you've you've sold over fifty
million children's books.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Is it right, that's just this morning? Yes, it's yes,
I know. I never thought that would happen. I didn't
contrive it, obviously, I like doing it, and it is
exciting when you're successful at something and you want to
kind of you know, you want to keep being successful,
so I work hard at it. But you know, it's
(14:44):
fifty five languages, so the books are sold all over
the world. I don't know the humor is chimed with kids.
I don't know exactly. I mean I did ask a
friend of mine whose kids were were fans of the books,
and I just said, well, why do they like them
so much? And she just went, they're funny. And I thought, okay,
well I'll take that. You know, that's what I try
(15:05):
and me, I mean, I wasn't sure what she was
going to say. I mean, I hope she might say
something like that, or they're exciting, or the stories are
good or whatever. It's just they're funny, so you know,
if they make kids laugh, and book is quite hard
to make people laugh just reading a book. You know,
there's this a little bit harder I think than going
on stage and showing off or whatever you're doing. If
kids are laughing and having a good time, then it
(15:27):
won't feel like a chore, because are you guys parents.
I mean, you look too young. Are your parents?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's very shy of you, but no, I'm a parent.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
How old is your child or are you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
My son Charlie is two, so you might be a
little young for a lot of your books.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
He is too young. But I'm just saying when he's older,
you'll probably really appreciate that when he's sort of just
reading a book because he wants to just instead of
you telling him, right, you've got to read now, if
actually says, oh, mum, is it okay? If I go
and read my book now, you'll be so happy because
you'll have turned your You know, your child will have
become a reader. Rather than just learning about books in school,
(16:07):
they actually want to read a book.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well, I've heard you talk about this in the past.
You're yearning for being that person that converts these kids
to actually reading.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, I mean I didn't when I started. I was
just trying. I just thought, oh, well, I'd like to
see if I can do this. But I realized what
happens is I started going into schools and when I
was around the country finding myself for somewhere. You know,
I live in London, but it's like you know, I
find myself in you know, perhaps more deprived areas around
(16:38):
the country where kids don't you know, don't have access
to books whatever, and we'd go and give out books
to kids and I sort of do it talk and stuff,
and I meet lots of kids who are really reluctant readers,
who never read books, and it really chimed.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I think.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I was at a school in like Glasgow and there
were some boys at the back who were like, books
are boring like that, and I thought, okay, I'm going
to write something that even you are not going to
think he's boring because I thought. I thought, okay, because actually,
you know, it's all very well. There are kids who
are eight I've read every Harry Potter book. And there
are kids who are twelve or thirteen you've never read
(17:12):
a book. So if a book is pure pleasure, then
my guess is that you're more likely to get those
those kids reading. I mean, who knows if they are
or not. They might be in prison by now, but
they are. But you know, if I can create a
book that kids want to read just by themselves and
it's going to make them chuckle, then I'm very happy.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh well, David. We cannot wait to have you in
the country. Are you going to stay on after you've
done your shows? Are you going to do a bit
of a takey tour. I have a little leisure on
any time, or are you back on the on the
Tory train.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I've got a few I've got sort of gaps between
the shows and so yes, I'm already planning on my
sort of sightseeing trips and things like that. And also
the food.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Is so good.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Coffee are coffees and coffee.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
And it'll be nice for your son to meet is
real father.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
So we can't wait.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
We can't wait, real is on television dressed as a woman.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We'll sit, we'll sit, We'll sit that meeting up, David,
We'll make it happen.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I let myself down, all gone well up to that,
I have to say something awful. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, no, no, no, that's brilliant and that's what we love
about you. Thank you so much for being with us today.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Many in the podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
As I'll call it Villain and pag today because wow,
here's the text machine tuned on you or what?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So I need to clarify.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
So I packed my lunch today because I had some
leftovers and I didn't want it to go to waste,
so I brought it with me a farm today because
we've got to host an event tonight. You wanted to
go and get yourself a bagel, but I said, well,
I'm not going to waste the food that I've packed,
so meet my lunch with you.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I did. I did buy a coffee from the bagel shop.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, he did, and we failed to mention that because look,
the text machine has gone off saying you're the rudest customer.
You are what nightmares are made of when it comes
to people who work at hospitality, saying that a straight
up rose you need to at least peature something. Yes,
he does have a coffee from the establishment, but he
still had his ice cream container with his pork, meat
(19:26):
balls and cellars on top of the table. They look tasty.
So yeah, there's a lot of messages. No, no, no,
that is so rude and disrespectful. Only eat the food
you have bought there, which was paying wages, rent, etc. No, mady,
on this occasion, you suh would you take gave seen
(19:47):
the McDonald's. Maybe, but you soon be moved on. I'm
sure of it.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hey, here's the thing I've learned my lesson. I just
I was very hungry, but I won't but again, listen, learned,
really really listen. Learn well if I do it, I'm
certainly not telling.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You about that.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Maddy and PJ. Meddi and PJ the podcast The Heads,
Are you.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right? It is our stereotyping profession game. Every week
we've got a new profision up on the shopping board.
This week we want to hear from sales reps. Also
sales reps, So if you're a sales rip or not,
call us light hundred the hats and then Meddi and
I are going to do our best to guess if
you were telling the truth or not.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So last week I had good intuition, Yeah, the week
before you had good intuition.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So how do we figure out what just split?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The different cam and Hawk's Bay is joining us? Now
you're a sales roop.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Mate, yep, sure for the Samsung TV New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's not straight in with the brand. This is why
we've got so many calls this week because we see
it as a chance to get a free plug cam.
What's your split between in the office and on the.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Rose Mostly on the road, so going around different towns
at the moment, I'm in Oport today, just being going
around the local stores and showing them how to use
the one connect box for the TVs.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
He's got too much information?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Maybe too much?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Maybe he sounds sales. He's definitely got that.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Carriers March and I think you're also right. We've just
got people on the phone who have gone he is
major to plug my business.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
So what do we think is he? I think we've
got a year years he's too much in the cam
from Hawk's Bay. Are you a sales rep?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
I am not?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You Barger? Do you have sheares there? What do you do?
What do you do?
Speaker 8 (21:55):
I'm actually an engineering geologist.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's weird at.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The Samsung just the foods brand that came to bright
your mind.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
I actually did used to sell TVs at.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, So you just went with what you knew. Fear enough,
follow my gut.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
There, well done, zero from one. Let's go to calibrate, Yeah, recalibrate.
Let's go Laura on eight hundred the hats now, Laura,
you're sales real?
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Hello, everyone, Yes, I am Laura.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
How many long lunches do you have a week.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Oh you know, contrary for the thought that sales reach
just drive around drinking coffee and having long lunches. It's
not actually true.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I know so many ever, having venos down in the
viaduct Auckland and taking clients.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
At for l if you rephrase it to having a meeting.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Laura our hands down a sales rip?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Are we right?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I knew it as soon as she.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Said, well have you read and singer? Let's go to Kylie.
Oh wait, how do the hats? Kylie? You're a sales
rip too?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I am great, Kylie?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Can you say the phrase boy, do I have a
deal for you?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Sorry, I'm just I'm just on the car dragging between cats.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's okay. Can you say the phrase boy do I
have a deal for you? Boy? Do I have a
deal for you?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I'm not sold.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm not sold.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
But a sales rip be out of reception. Now, she's
always Kylie, You're not a sales rip, are we right? No?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
What are you selling? What are you selling?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
So my official title as account manager and I went
for food and we are foods to this hotel company.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Damn it. I will kindly think so much I'm thinking. Okay,
so we've got one from three? Do we try one more?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's go bring it home. Let's go for a fifty
to fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Bring at home with Recky from Napier. Oh eight hundred hats.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Get a Reky morning team.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
How are you going?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Very well?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
He just sacod morning.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I've done that. I did that today.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hey, okay, Recky, all right, Leta's put you on the spot.
Can you sell to us the benefits of a paper clip?
Speaker 12 (24:32):
Go benefits of a paper clup?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Well what you wouldn't be able to wouldn't do without
their mates?
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Did the cheapest thing on the market there to hold
your papers together?
Speaker 12 (24:42):
You essentially, I'm just I'll just blond it.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
You did well, We've got him.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
He's not. I don't reckon.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I don't think he is.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He did he did it? Ye, valiant of it? But Ricky,
you're not a sales rep by you?
Speaker 12 (24:58):
No, But I used to be.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Practice. Get back in the game. Get back in the game.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
The podcast.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Page Another day, another clip online that has sparked crazy debate.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Give it to me.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
So this guy was on a flight in America and
the flight kept getting delayed. They were delayed there were
obviously problems on the tarmac, so they were already on
the plane, and then it kept getting delayed, kept getting delayed,
and then eventually the crew said, look, we're going to
actually leave everyone off the flight.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Because with kids, there's nightmare nightmare material.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, so then get off the flight and then we'll
let you know when you can come back on. So
everyone disembarked the flight, and as they were getting off,
a woman took a charger phone charger that she says
she found lying on the floor next to a guy's seat,
So she got off the flight wrong, go off the flight,
(26:01):
but someone else had spotted her taking the charger, and
then they told the guy whose charger it was that
this random woman on the flight had taken as charger.
So then when they all get back on the flight,
the guy confronts the woman as she gets back on
the flight.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
And all hell breaks loose. Have a listened to this?
Speaker 13 (26:20):
Excuse me?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Did you take my chargers?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
Why would you take my charger?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
As we got off the flight?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, but my.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Charge that's my charger.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Why would you take it?
Speaker 7 (26:29):
But why would you take it?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Though with our permission?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Nobody was on the flight? Okay, can I have it back.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I don't steal things.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You can't take things, or do you just take things
like we're not coming back, Why don't you take people's luggage?
Then would we say that it's an overreaction.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Mate, it's potentially an overreaction.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
But also is she and the wrong for taking the
charger in the first place?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, I mean yeah, But.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I also get it from the point of view of
if you've been delayed for three hours and you don't
have a charger with you, and your phone's about to
go flat, you might be quite desperate for a phone charger.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah. Absolute.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
She might have had every intention to give it back to totally.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She might have still been yet to take hand it
into a flat attendant or whatever. So I think, look,
it had been a long day. He was obviously he
was obviously the end of his views.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yes, but it has divided opinion really one of most people, Ricket.
It's honestly split right down the middle. Some people saying,
what an overreaction. Clearly this woman was just borrowing it,
she was going to give it back, and then some
people saying that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You can't just take something that's not yours.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Just it's such a universal belonging. It's like it's not
like it's a unique piece of jewelry from your grandparent.
It is something that everyone has and everyone uses. So
I'm not defending her, but I understand how she could
have picked it up temporarily and just trying to chick
leave is true.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Anyway, It's got us thinking today because you know, she
says she wasn't stealing shelways meant to give it back.
This was, in her mind an accidental theft.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You know she didn't mean to, she wasn't trying to steal.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Have you unintentionally stolen something? Now, we do not endorse
criminal activity on our show, but have you accidentally unintentionally
taking something? Taken something and got in a little bit
of trouble for it?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Give us a cool light.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Hundred the Hit.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Maj Madion, PJ the podcast the Hits.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We're talking unintentional theft and can we please just reiterate
we do not endorse thieving.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
We do not.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's horrible, but sometimes mistakes happen, and we just want
to know when you accidentally stole something.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
On eight hundred, someone who said on the text mes saying,
I accidentally stolen un brother from Brisco's. It was under
my baby's capsule when I only saw it when I
loaded the car seat into the car.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, yeah, little kids, And like, I'm sure that happens
all the time, all the time, as long as you
go take it back, do the right thing. Rebecca from Wellington,
When did you accidentally steal?
Speaker 11 (29:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
All?
Speaker 14 (29:10):
The two examples. One is when my son who's now eleven,
when he was little, it was quite common for him
to help himself to one of those squeezy pouchses of food.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Oh no, of course I paid for them later.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:25):
Yeah, so he would eat that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's enough, that's not your fut And I'd say that
happens to my experience. And what was the other incident?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Rica?
Speaker 14 (29:35):
And the other one is it's a chemist and they
had these samples of space creams and stuff. And I
did a friend of mine while I was selling buttons,
and I.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
Think she sort of.
Speaker 14 (29:52):
I thought, said, I know, take one or two, and
I think I might have taken three or four.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's low and it's a soun.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
So that's what the point you should see us at
Duck Island want to stop from Dnadan's joining us.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
What happened with you?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
So I went to Cama to grab one thing, and
you know, you go to Cama grab one thing, it
turns into a few. Yeah. So I grabbed a trolley,
but I had, like I think it was the scara
in my hand, and I put that and I had
a pram put it in like the cup holder. I
went to grab the trolley and then you know, did
my shopping, went to the check out. You know, all
the chickens were like, oh, you know, keep baby, and
(30:30):
then left the pram and then the scara is sitting
and still on the cup holder.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Blame it on the baby.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Absolutely, baby brain, baby brain. They can get you out
of anything. It's a jail free car, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I think I'm still I'm going to use baby brain
as long as I can.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Your child is too.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Nakita, Hello, when did you accidentally unintentionally steal something?
Speaker 13 (30:56):
I stole a customer's cat.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
What waste cat? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
What?
Speaker 13 (31:02):
Yeah? Cat is cato? Well, you know some cats are
very curious. And it dumped in my van and then
you know, I packed up, drove off, but it was
obviously asleep. Look about ten minutes, so I was on
the motorway and then it started mowing at me and
I was like, oh no, I want to give you
(31:24):
turn around and put back off.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
That would give you a hell of a fright on
the motorway and you just hear these random out That's
my biggest fear.
Speaker 13 (31:33):
I had to like turn the radio down and I
was like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Am I hearing that? No?
Speaker 13 (31:38):
With my drawl still going or something?
Speaker 7 (31:44):
May J Mady and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I got a great message from my best friends use today.
She let us overseas. Remember I've told you about her.
This is the This is the woman who when we
were about twenty one, got herself an American Ex breastcard
because Timberland rapped about it and.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I got no Red American Express.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
So Chloe went out and got herself a Red American Express.
That is my way of saying that she is very
spontaneous and easily sucked into they.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Aren't we all? Best of time?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Aren't we all?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
And I got a message from her yesterday to say
that she'd gone along to a little art exhibition where
the people were painting live. Oh wow, and so you
could watch them painting in the moment and then bid
on the paintings.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's risky, It's risky.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
And then I got sent a photo of Chloe holding
not one, but two paintings. Well, I don't know how
much roof she's got on her walls, but I thought
this is so brilliant and so typically Chloe, and I
love her for it. So I needed to I have
some follow up questions that I haven't asked to you. Wait,
(32:55):
how much did she spend that? And what she done
with them? And how to she get these two paintings home?
So Chloe is on the line now, Hi, Chloe.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Hello, how's the American Express gave these days?
Speaker 11 (33:09):
I found out the hard way that they have very
high interest rates, So I no longer have an American three?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
No, he did not, So Chlode, talk us through this
event and what what actually happened when you got there?
Speaker 11 (33:24):
Okay, So a couple of my friends invited me to
an art battle, and I thought that sounded like fun,
and then when I got there, I realized that it
was an event that could really play on a couple
of my weaknesses because I love winning and I also
love buying stuff. When I realized you cook bed, I
(33:46):
was like, oh, this is great. And it was kind
of like you'd get a text message to be like
you've been out bid, but again now and like with
the instant link to click on, and so I got
really caught up in it, and at one point I
was winning four four options.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Oh, so did you get sucked in by the art?
Like were you actually did you actually sit there going
I like this art or was it more the idea
of winning?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
Definitely the winning, because like, yeah, we were chanting, we
want we won after.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Chloe. I hope this isn't too much of a personal question,
but how much did you spend on the paintings?
Speaker 11 (34:27):
This is I think I got a pretty good deal
because this was oil on canvas listen to Okay, so
the first one and this is in Canadian dollars. I
was going to go a bit higher, but it stopped
at one hundred and thirty five. That's when I got the.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Message, Okay, that's not too bad. That's not too bad.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It is and I was thinking upwards of five. So yeah,
moderate exactly.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
But what they did do is like when I went
to pay the invoice, they'd added on like a few
extra charges like texas and things. So it did it
did bounce up a bit, and then the second one
was a real steal.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
I got that one for one two pieces of art.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
The issue then became though getting it.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
Home, yeah, because it was wet, still.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Heard what are you doing this situation?
Speaker 11 (35:26):
And it was raining too, and so I ordered an
uber and I took them one by one and put
them into the back of his car. And then when
we stopped, he got out and very kindly offered to help.
And I was like, no, no, please, don't touch them.
They're still wet went from the rain. But and he's like,
(35:46):
I'm just going to help you, and he put his
hand on it and he's left a thumb print.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
And no, it just adds to the story. Close it.
It adds to the art.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
I woke up today and I would say there were
no regret. I was like, maybe I didn't need both,
but like, you never know when the auction is going
to end and who's going to win?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
What true? This is true?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I love it. Hey, well girl, you go and embrace
that you are. You put it up loud and proud
around the house. Oh eight one hundred of the hats.
Let's go with this this evening. What did you buy
on the fly? Yes, that's literally what did you buy
on the fly? And the more money, the more ridiculous
the item, the better. And in hindsight, maybe it wasn't
(36:31):
the best.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
May J Meddy and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
We just had to check to my friend Chloe, who
bought two pieces of artwork on the fly just because
she got competitive and she wanted to win.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
My favorite part about the story is how she took
it home dripping weir because it was still like it
had just been painted eyes. I know, you know she
could have spent more money.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
She didn't go as outrageous she could have, and knowing
Chloe the way that I know her, she absolutely could
have and would have spent a lot.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
More than that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
So we want to know what I had, hairs. What
did you buy on the fly? Nicole and Auckland's joining us. Nicole,
what did you buy on the fly?
Speaker 12 (37:14):
I bought a car.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
That was in the South Island, and maybe I regret it.
I was trying to bid on another car that I
really wanted and I got outfit and so then I
just randomly went online and found another car that was
similar and bit on it. And I've never seen it
and it was down the line and then I had
(37:38):
to pay a transport company to bring it up from really.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Extensive Yeah from where to we're I.
Speaker 9 (37:46):
Was from the South Island. Oh wow, I carrying yourself
island up and then it like had heaps of rust
in it.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
So nowadays it's just in my garage.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Oh no, that's a big purchase on the fly. I'm
looking for a bunk beat at the moment for Charlie,
a two year old, like a little double one on
the bottom. I so nearly just bought one out right
last night without going to say, and I shouldn't. I'm
going to go in, chicking out and do the research.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I beat you.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
It doesn't, Fat, I beat you, it doesn't Fat.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Go to your wyke and I was joining us. What
did you buy on the fly?
Speaker 8 (38:18):
So I'm a bit of a placebook marketplace low baller,
you're speaking. So the latest few things that I've picked up,
I wasn't really looking for them, but kind of was.
Has been kayaks, a cage and tailor, and a quad bike.
(38:40):
There was also a handbaser that I picked up the
dollar reserve option on trade dollar that no one else
wanted it.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
And did you need a handbasin.
Speaker 8 (38:54):
I mean, we're looking at getting one for renovation, but
it wasn't really what we were looking for.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Honestly, that place is so dangerous, Cody, I am so
hopped on it. I'll go on looking for a plant
and yeah, then I'm all of a sudden like buying
a rustic door that we don't need, like the things
that you find on the air.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Listen to this text page. Thank you, Cody.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
By the way, I got into a bidding war on
a child's dress and my friends were encouraging me so
they'd contribute dollars for my daughter's birthday. I ended up
spending five hundred dollars on this dress.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
She's upgrown it, but.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I can't let it go as I'll never get anywhere
near back the benief that I paid.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
That's the competitive streak coming. You didn't actually really just wanted.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
To win the wall.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I just wanted to win. Don't know what about you
when I hers what did you buy on the fly?
Speaker 12 (39:42):
So back in my twenties, I was fedding and I
said to my boyfriend, we need a mirkwave. So I
went out to Mount Wellington to have a squisite of Mirkwaves,
but stopped off at the caryard and yeah, I came
home with a new Honda c Rex rather than a microwave.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Wait, so you didn't even get the.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Micro I don't even know.
Speaker 13 (40:02):
I didn't even get to the microwave shop. I just
walked to the car yard and car and yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
What did you partner say when you drive into the driveway.
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Oh he was just like, oh my god, you know,
like just.
Speaker 12 (40:15):
Shook his head at me.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
That makes it sound like he wasn't at all surprised
that you went up for a microwave and came back with.
Speaker 13 (40:23):
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Yeah, we didn't get our microwave. Couldn't afford one.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
A the end, you paid too much for the car? Yeah, probably,
Mary J.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
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