November 4, 2024 • 35 mins
- Charlie's first day at childcare!
- We heard Jono, Ben & Megan are playing a Christmas game... and we want in!
- Finish Me Off, but a caller ends up having to help PJ
- What did you accidently swallow?
- 90's objects that kids these days don't recognise!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hats Drive with Meddi and PJ. Thanks to Chemist
were House the Real House of Fragrances and on that,
Hello and welcome to the podcast. It's got to be
quick because we've got some geese coming over dinner. The
guy who built our house. No pressure is coming around.
I've made a vegan curry. I'm gonna cuck up some
(00:21):
chicken separately. There's a vegan there, so I've got to
have I was going to say, she make I make
a mean curry?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Is he vegan or are you just like I made
a vegan curry.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
He's got a vegan guest with him, so only make
a vegan curry and then we're gonna have some check
in that we can sort of add for a check
in option as well. That's very cute. So today media
is not on the feel good moments and the few
hairy little patches. That's right. It's because, to be honest,
(00:52):
we're in different places. We're in different locations. It was
easier when we're and you're a you're.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
On a screen, you're like zooming in and so it's
just a little bit just connected because I can't tell
what you're feeling. I can't feel the vibes coming off you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Maddy is used to it. He can pick me up through.
I think you did really well. I'm sorry about the
mosquito story, wrapping you a new one. It was a
good story.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You'll hear it. And as soon as I deliver my story,
Peter goes cool on that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, then I did of the song, and then I
just sounded like a bitch. But anyway, No, Sarah had
some great contribution for the And I want to know
more about your party. You get a little Halloween party
over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, okay, So I get quite pedantic when I'm hosting,
Like I really freak out. So the whole off my
Saturday was spent like micro managing my like we're going
to the supermarket at this time.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We've got to dicorate by this time, as you need
that though to get shit done. I reckon And it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Was really really fun. We decorated like this huge entrance
way into the house with like spiderwhebs falling down and
so people had to like basically crawl on their knees
into the house, which was really cute. And then everything
was going well and about halfway through the party, I
look up and this like six foot two cop just
walks them through my front door, ducks under all the
spiderwhibs and starts walking over to me and I'm like,
(02:17):
oh my god, I've never had noise control talking to
my party, like are you guy?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Do you reckon? You deserved and noise.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We were playing music and stuff, but we weren't like
too rowdy. I was like, but our neighbor absolutely hates us,
like he's horrible. Sorry, sorry, So we were like, oh,
I bit he called on us, like yeah, we hate him.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you give him my heads out that you were
going to have a party.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, we don't even talk to him. We just evil
each other every day on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You try and get in this good boox. What don't
you because otherwise he would don't.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know if we if we told him, And
then he was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You can't have ask for forgiveness, right.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So this cop comes over and I was like, hi, officer,
like really to feel like sorry office, And then my
friend's like, oh, that's my friend. He's a cop, and
we're like, oh, just just person.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I can't believe it wasn't just know he was actually
six secos.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But the thing was he was on shift, and then
he was like, oh, yeah, my partner's waiting in the car,
and we're like, can we come and see your car?
And he's like, yeah, come down. His work partner is
just sitting in the drive in the driveway. They were
on shift. I probably shouldn't say this. It's probably like
bad for them, but it's okay. You don't know his name.
And then we're like, can you please put the lights
and sirens on? Like we're like five year olds, and
he he goes and he puts them on, and then
(03:36):
we're all like clapping and going We'll be a good officer.
He's probably like, these guys are so low.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're like, can you emras me? Sorry you did? Didn't you? Look?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I can't. I can't tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Home and a Patty Wagon from one New Years once.
Not not because I was naughty, because they gave us
a ride on because they were lame. I was pretty
cool that it was like BJ and I when we
were fish.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I should I say, was that when you met BJ?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cutely rendezvlling Yeah in my card to get there and
start to the story. Yeah, so that's my story. Well,
thank you for the catch up. Sarah and thank you
for filling in today. I really appreciate it. Everyone. Let's
everyone let Sarah know how well she did on the
show today. Email for dming Us on Instagram. The Hats
(04:27):
Drive with Maddy and PJ coming up, we talk about
what you accidentally swallowed, some great calls we usually did,
and we did until we don't bring it back up.
I'm kidding. Were also talked about my first day jen
as Charlie went to preschool for the first time, and
(04:48):
our people's poll talked about something we all do on
the phone, so we go there and more in the
podcast Enjoy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Bye Many and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's afternoon, just pg in for the show, and it's
been a big emotional day. I'm not gonna like produce
the series hanging out with Me, so I don't have
to totally talk myself. But it has been a long
time coming. We've been looking at getting Charlie, a two
year old, into pre school because my mum looks after
him all the time and it is a big job.
(05:22):
And we were like, Okay, it's time for mom to
be relieved. And two days a week he's going to
pre school. So today it was his first day in
Oh and it was so lucky because one of his friends, Neve,
was there, and so he literally shadowed me the whole day.
Apparently are they the same age. No, she's a little
bit older, but she's like sort of like big sister vibes.
(05:45):
They've hung out a bit, and apparently he did not
leave her side, so I was really nervous about like
leaving him, but when I saw him with her, I
was like, Okay, this is gonna be fine. And I
walked out of those gates and you kind of have
those gut wrenching feeling like it's sort of like you
can't really put your finger on it. You're like, oh
my god, I feel weird, like I feel like I'm
missing something. And then that kind of moved into a
(06:08):
bit of pride and like, what do I do with
this time? Now I've got like these hours on my hand.
I can go for a coffee and I don't have
to take Charlie with me. I can get some housewick done.
And I was in my car and I was feeling
quite you know, smug with myself, and then I look
across to the passenger seat and there Charlie's pack.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
The whole backpack.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, this is where we got. So I had to
take out his lunch box and his drink bottle and
put that in the allocated area. So I've done that,
and I was then meant to go and take his
backpack with his neppes, his hat, his son's green, his
whites to the coffe totally forgot about it, walked out
because I was I found my moment. I dashed out.
(06:54):
I had the backpack on, and I've run off day one,
leaving the poor preschool.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
With one item you were supposed to bring for her.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
The one like one job. One job is the backpack.
And I so thought I'd nailed it, and I was
like driving away, like man, you got this whole preschool thing.
And then I called them and they were like, yeah,
we noticed, don't worry, We've got some backups. And I
just felt like such a fail. But I would love
(07:24):
to know when you got the first day jitters. Maybe
it was at pre school, not you, but you'll get
at pre school, Or maybe it was at a brand
new job and you absolutely stuffed it up day one.
The day one nerves got the better. If you text
through four four eight seven, you can give us a
call eight hundred of the Hats.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I was talking about how it's been a bit of
a mirror of a day for me. It was two
year old's first day at pre school and one of
the most crucial things is dropping off their backpack with
all of their goods inside, including nappies. While I walked
out of the preschool with that bag on my back.
So I wanted you to text ten four four eighty
(08:07):
seven when you had a first day mayor so on
texting and saying this is actually for my daughter in
law second day of daycare for her child. She put
the car and drive instead of reverse and drove into
the daycare building. Okay, I'm assuming everyone's okay, but that
would not be the best first impression. Hey, you may
have with John Obn and Meghan this morning they are
(08:29):
launching a brand new game and the lead up to Christmas.
Have a listen to this.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The game is that we all have to try and
avoid listening. We're hearing Mariah Carey's all I Want for Christmas.
Now when you do hear it, and it could be,
you could be we're wandering through the supermarket and that
comes on, You're out of the game.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So and then you have to let us know four
four eighty seven on the text or over one hundred
the hits, say you're out of the game. When everyone's
out of the game, we'll play the song in full.
But it's an honesty system. Yeah, you have to be
honest about it. As soon as you hear any not
just the whole song, any of.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The of the song. You walk and it gets in
your ear holes and you walk out, it's still counts.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You have to call us all a text us full
for it seven and go I'm officially out of the
Christmas game.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So it is literally like a last man standing for
listening to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas, which
is incredibly challenging this time. Your producers SRA, You're quite feistive,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I am, but I normally don't like to chuck it
on too like the first of December. That's when I
allow myself to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
But if you go on too, a number of stores
they already starting yeah to play. I think I don't
know how it works, but I'm just gonna choose right
now as an executive decision on behalf of the showroom
that we're going to opt into the game right now.
It's three point thirty two, okay, Monday afternoon. We're in
the game. I'm speaking on behalf of Meddi. I don't
(09:47):
know how he's going to go though, because he is
a massive Mariah fan. He's a massive feastive band. For
all we know, he could have actually played it in
the Last City six.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I could imagine it being on its running playlist.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'll have to pass the news on to him tomorrow.
But All I Want for Christmas by Mariah Carey. If
you can avoid it, you could win John o'big ben
and Meighan's new game.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Many in PJ the podcast, The Deep Pole's Poll, The
beet Pole's Poll, Everybody comes together, it's the Peat Poole's Poll.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And Many is away this afternoon, but produced so Sarah
sitting in for a bit of bun to, a bit
of bun to me a bunda, so the people's part.
This was inspired, as it always is, by a true
real life event which happened to me this morning, and
that was I was chatting to my husband on the
phone and I was actually in our bathroom when we
(10:39):
get really bad reception and then it just cut out,
and then I did nothing, And I thought, at that moment,
what is the general ruling for when a phone conversation
cuts out and you're talking to the person. Are you
supposed to call them back, tex them a message, or
(11:00):
wait for them to call you or is produced? Siriah
has chucked on an additional option on our Instagram page,
So I don't know if we needed do nothing, but
I feel like do nothing is the same as wait
for the person to call you back.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, I put it up and I was like, oh,
I'm going to add the six option, like we forgot
about this, and then I was like, I think that's
actually the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Maybe you may like walk away from your phone and just.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah get it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, what would you do, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, I think it depends like who you're talking to, Like,
was the chat with your husband important this morning or
was it just like catch up chat?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Not really now it was it was I mean maybe
a five out of ten important, okay, like we were
discussing logistics of the day, but it wasn't like groundbreaking news.
But I just thought, I've actually got quite a bit
to do before I get in the car. I had
to take Charlie obviously to pret school. For the first time,
so I was like, Okay, I'm just not going to
call you back later. If it was my boss, I think,
(11:58):
I don't know. Maybe i'd send a courtesy text. I
probably wouldn't want to call my boss back, but maybe
i'd send a text sorry, cut out, call back if
you want to.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I would just I'd always call back. I'll be like,
oh my god, sorry, like they're waiting for me. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
My mistake every time to anyone.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It depends. I think when I'm talking to my mum
and it cuts out, we do that thing where we
try to call each other back at the same time,
and then it's just back and forth. We can't get
in touch with each other, and then you don't talk
and then she's like, are you okay? What happened? Did
you crash?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay? So what is the general consensus when your phone
cuts out murd conversation, you're talking to someone and then
it just goes dad. Do you call them straight back?
Do you text them? Do you wait for them to
call you or a Syrah put it? Do you do nothing?
Text your answers to four four eight seven and we'll
reveal the results.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Me, Maddy and.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
PJ Mady and PJ the podcast, The Deep Poles Poll,
the Big Pull's Poll, everybody comes in, there's the People's poll.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Okay today on the People's Pole. As always tackling the
bigger shoes. When you cut out on the phone, you're
talking to someone and then it's gone, do you breathe
the big sigh of relief. No, that's not actually one
of them. Do you straight away call them back? Do
you text them? Do you wait for them to call you?
Or as produces, Seriah added to the options do nothing,
(13:24):
which I think you just like you walk away from
your phone. Is that right, You just like get away
from the conversation because you don't want to continue.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, like all the conversations over, no need to pick
it up again.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah right, Well, some texts coming through, so said, I
take a lot of calls to my job. This saves
a lot. Usually a text is the best option, so
the info at least gets through and it's quite polite.
Depends if you want to be having the conversation or not.
It is very circumstantial. And another person said call back
if disconnected always that's the right thing to do. On
(13:57):
the Instagram poll, where we get a very thorough and analysis. Yes,
of the percentages, can I guess because I haven't actually
looked totally, is texting back the most common?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
No, it's not the highest.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's actually the lowering back.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Really, Yes, calling straight back has got fifty two percent
of the votes.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay, so after us do that and.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Then twenty one percent wait for them to call you,
fifteen percent leave it be whatever that means, accidentally chuck
that one in there, and only twelve percent texts.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Them was early with our boss? Do you reckon? If
the person who initiated the call, that is their job
to actually call back. The person who made the call
in the first place, that's their call to initiate it again,
because they were the one that wanted the conversations in
the first place. I actually think that's probably a good
rule to follow.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But I wonder, what if you're in the middle of
a conversation and the other person is telling the big
thing and then that cuts off, maybe they should call back. Yeah,
I want to know, PJ. Yeah, have you ever pretended
to go through a tunnel just to hang up on someone?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But you all No, I haven't been a very good
friend of mine. Does it quite regularly?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Maddy and PJ.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Mady and PJ the podcast the heads Finish Me.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Off minus the Maddy part of the show. He's away
this afternoon. He'll be back tomorrow. In the meantime, Finish
Me Off is back. If you don't know how this works,
I am infamous for not nailing quotes. I did really
well at the beginning. I start off really profound and
then just absolutely bomb dive. So this is an exercise
(15:42):
to improve my quote knowledge, and I haven't done too well,
to be honest. My producers here, No.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I wondered if the segment might kind of fall flat
after a while because you'd get druggered. But uh, I.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Have the other way, neck from Awkward's storting hundred the
hats you neck. All I need to do is gets
at least one out of the three quotes correct, and
you'll win a chemist Weeatthouse prize.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
All right, Yeah, it sounds also we've got great bacon.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
We've got great faith, and sounds really corellent, really mincing.
All right, Hold there, good luck, producer Sarah. Watch is
quote number one.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned
about life.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It goes on what you know. That one oh, it's
some like cheesy page. I'm sure I've seen it pop
up before.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm making mistakes harder. You have to get at least
two now for Nick, Come on, not gonna go one
and done?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Okay, okay, fine, God, all right?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Number two. To succeed in life, you need three things.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh well, wait, drive, motivation, Did I get any of them?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No? Try again?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Wait? Can you repeat the quote?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
To succeed in life? You need three things?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
A big drive.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Do you want me to give you one? Other things?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:17):
A wishbone, a wishbone breaks a wait?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Is our wishbone? Toe words?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I'm not going to end this one. A wishbone, a backbone,
and a funny bone.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Apparently I've never heard of that one before. Okay, okay,
one one more, one more and this if I get
this right, Nick Will, when the was wear House Prize.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Winning isn't everything, but it counts.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, okay, when okay say it again.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Winning isn't everything.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But it does feel nice.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Winning isn't everything, it's it's it's a bonus.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh my god. Wait, now we've got in it. We'll
see him neck nose neck? Do you reckon? You know?
The last one? We can try yeah, go on, okay,
produce the Sienator and.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Winning isn't everything, it's.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's the only thing.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wait, did we just won your game Paja Bag in
the world first. You've just won the competition for yourself
and you just gotta keep a sweet House prize.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Well done, guys.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's so unimpressed. He's like, seriously, I gotta done them
all with my eyes closed.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Mary and PJ May and PJ the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hanging out with producer Sarah this afternoon. I don't know
what it is about artists performing in Melbourne at the moment,
but there's some kind of curse. You may have heard
a few weeks ago. Olivia Rodrigo are the pop star.
She tumbles off the stage and like fell into the hole.
And it's just happened again, but this time with Coldplay
frontman Chris Martin. They were performing their fourth and final
(19:23):
Melbourne show last night at Marvel Stadium and he was
going to walk back and then this happened. Have a listen.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
I'm sure that's a plan. Thank you for catching me much.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Literally you're watching the video and you're like, is he
going to keep back up? But he said, yeah, look,
that's not planned. Thank you for catching me so much.
Thank you guys. Holy babe. Who's who's sort of in
the wrong for that?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Like I feel like there's sort of one job well
has been working on a stage huge show.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is at the same stadium that Olivia was at or
a different one.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, so this was at Marvel Stadium and I think
Olivia's was at rod Laver. So it's just really bad
like from Melbourne, but like two really big others have
fallen off stage in quite similar.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Manners's quite scary.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Whoever's working on the show in Auckland next week, just
make sure you cover up any rogue holes. I don't know,
like was it not signed, like is it usually signed?
Or I don't know how he.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Was walking backwards so maybe they just didn't plan for
him to walk backwards, so maybe he just went wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Anyway, Coldplay, they are going to be in the country
next week. I'm so excited to see them.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Now, sometimes when you're on the radio, you're really desperate
for contents and you're always looking and then sometimes bingo,
a moment happens and you go there we go there's
my quirky phone topic from Monday afternoon. Now this is
where I need your help and I need you to
call through it all. Wait hundred the herz because this
might have just been oh, this is a great idea
(21:07):
moment for PJ, and then no one else reson hats.
But yesterday I was at the AMP show in Cartertan
and the glorious wided up a region which is where
I live. My husband BEJ was sharing some sheep and
I was chasing after Charlie, who's just always running around.
Someone actually said to me, you should get a lead,
(21:28):
and they actually had a lead on the child. I
was like, I don't know if that's okay in twenty
twenty four, but I get it. I get where some
appearance do it anyway. And so I'm running along trying
to chase him, and my mouth is open and literally
as I'm yelling Charlie, a fly like zooms into my
(21:49):
mouth and I do the most uncoordinated maneuva sound like
fat that you could possibly think of, and I'm there
and then I remember seeing like this guy to the
right of me, literally like okay, I'm like choking produces cyrus.
(22:10):
I can feel your second hand embarrassment. My god, I'm
literally like choking, and I'm like, and it's a horrible thing.
You don't know where it is, and you're like, okay,
have I swallowed it? Is it? Are we good now?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Or you're in the clear.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
And then after a while I like set on it.
But I had to be like the guy to the guy.
I waved over to him and I was like, oh God,
over here, because I don't think he knew what was
going on.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Wait, so it went down. You swallowed it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I think it had to it. There's nowhere else that whin.
I kept checking my hands to see if I got
it up. I think it just I think it feels
really dramatic because it's.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You know, it's something that you wouldn't normally want to eat.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The sad thing is it's not the first time it's
happened all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Rhythm and Vines interviewing example, the DJ. He was massive
from the UK the time, and he literally went to
sit down and just before I went to interview. It
was probably the biggest interview of my life. At that point,
I had swallowed a fly, so I had like.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
But it was like, he's like this call was weird
and buzzing.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh hundred the hits, though, please tell me I'm not
alone and please play along with me, like it's pretty
light and bright. But when did you accidentally swallow something?
Did you swallow something that you worked a post? And
I'll give you some examples. Maybe there was like a
nail and food. Maybe you drunk a bottle and you
thought it was something, but it was actually a totally
different let club whatever it is. Oh, I hundred the
(23:40):
hits text four of us can really go on in
some ways? Why did you accidentally swallow?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Mary? And Mary and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Just PJ and producer Sarah hanging out with you this evening?
Not just thank ye removed that word. It is how
can I describe this?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
PJ and producers? Hearrah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Not just about it. We're talking about my incident use
today where I swallowed a fly. And it wasn't the
first time I've done this, but it was just so
awkward for the guy who witnessed it because I looked
like I was seriously battling. It was like la and
then my eyes were like watering and I looked over
and he just looked so confused and didn't go into.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It was sort of a bit too far away, and
he had four kids on him, so I think he
had a bit going on. But to the man who
was watching me, if you're listening right now, I'm fine.
It was just a fly I accidentally inhaled. And that
brings us to our phone topic this evening. Oh wait,
one hundred the hats. I want to know what did
you accidentally swallow? Kelly is joining us? Good day, Kelly, Hello, Hello,
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what did you accidentally swallow?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
This wasn't me, and I did apologize. Mike, you gegging.
When he was a teenage boy had a piece. He
had a block of white chocolate, broken piece off, dropped
it under his bed, reached down and picked it up,
ate it, and went to say. The next morning he
woke up, his chocolate was still there, neats to her
and eating catpoo.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He didn't even he didn't even notice it because that
goes hard and it goes white. So I don't blame him.
Oh my god, that is grabbed. He was okay, you
never came down with some horrid disease.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
He's never lived at down and he normally gets some
sort of pool related item at Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
God, that is mortifying. Always check what you're putting in
your mouth. Ashley in Auckland, who's joining us?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
High ash Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Not too bad? What did you accidentally swallow? Well?
Speaker 10 (25:53):
I was at a party once and we're just sitting
around having some drinks and I took a big go
out of a bottle and swallowed something that wasn't liquid
and realized that somebody had been putting their cigarette butt
into my drink.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I've done that before. Actually, it's horrendous and you can't
get the taste out of your mouth. No, no, you
need a good old swallow mouth wash. That is horrendous.
Some other texts coming through. I was ending at a
restaurant in CBD, Auckland, ordered steak, coal slaw and chip's
next thing. I'm chewing on glass, nearly broke my tooth. Oh, producer, Siah,
(26:35):
you've got one enter the table.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
My mum actually once ate a mosquito. She accidentally like
it was butted into her sandwich by her grandma, and
then she was trying to telegrammar like, oh, there's a
mosquito in there, and Gramma was like shut up and
eat your food and then my mom meant to eat
the mosquito.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I mean, it's no glass in the stage.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Should have told it at the start, shouldn't eye.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I was good made. We definitely picked a minute ago. No,
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Isriet it on the head to podcast?
Neddie is away, but we'll be back on the show tomorrow.
And he completed an amazing achievement over the weekend. It
was the Auckland Marathon. He did the half and got
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one hour thirty minutes, which I think trumped his half
marathon efforts by like eight minutes. Sarah, can you clear
that up for me?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I love to have all the facts ready to go.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
So he did one hour thirty one in the Auckland
Marathon and he definitely bet his rot time. Wow, congrats many.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I tell you something I saw coming out from yesterday
at the marathon in Auckland. So this guy at the
end of running the race, he literually wore a bib
saying will you marry me? And his girlfriend obviously watching
like on the side of the track the track the
race me. I'm supposed to be a runner. I don't
(28:11):
know all the terms anyway, she was watching and then
he came and he was holding the rang the whole
race and proposed to her at the ends, just.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Run with the ring.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
In that moment, you can't you can't say not, I.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Know, when everyone's filming and the guy on the stage,
the guy on the stage was doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
She said, yes, it's like, well, I got no other object. No,
it was very very sweet, but it would be a
sweetie ring, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, where did he have it? And as a little
gem shorts, little pocket, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It sort of made out like he held it, but
he cannot have held it. He chucked his little fanny
peck or something. Maddy and PJ.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Madi and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
And Hats presents that Inger Boys Nineties Mania Live in
New Zealand. They're going to be performing two shows on
the Nineties Mania Tour, heading up christ Too and Auckland
right at the end of January, and tickets go on
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stop quite easy for all the info and weird about
tickets produced series with me. Now, this bog was my
(29:29):
mind that you actually know who Inger Boys are. I
wasn't going to be really.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Honest, I was quite young, but I was born in
the very late nineties, nine ninety seven. It's not too bad. Okay, okay,
I don't think I'm eighteen, but no, not so.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You're very much on the casp of gen Z millennial generation.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I came across an article talking about objects that kids
have never heard of from the nineties, and I thought, hmmm,
who's the resident kid on the show? Really might surprise me.
You might know a lot of these. But first up,
we have got the floppy disk.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yes, I used to play games on the floppy disk.
I did with a floppy disk.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yes, okay, the overheared projector, yes.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
We had that in school. I think this is your
really cool Sigmund idea.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What about a fact?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't think I've ever used one. I actually don't
know how to use one. That's all right, I've seen them, though.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't think I know how to use one either.
Did you ever have like a discman discman?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
No, my dad, my dead dist like a follow on
one like that. It's like like an iPod, but like
a circle for a CD.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
There was like a cassette player. There was a desk man,
you maybe started did you go? Did you hear? Your
first foray and World of lasten To Music was an
NB three, m P three player, MP four player, Yeah,
and then a VH is Yes, that's videos right, like
from the video story, You're not as youthful.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
A page at No, I'd never used I don't think
I've ever seen a page.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, so my mum used to be a doctor, remember
use of a page when it would be like yeah,
so I've never actually used them myself, but I like
remember them growing up and they would kind of like
vibrate when getting I don't know, it was like pretty basic.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah. I see them in Friends. That's how I learned
about these things, and they're like, oh, I'm getting a
page and then they go and use the phone at
the cafe to like call the person from the pager.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm putting this all together now. The only reason that
you actually know any of the items is because you've
watched Friends religiously.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Since you will be confirm to.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
A podcast mess Maddy is a way to be back
on the show tomorrow. Producer Sarah has been getting as
serious Voge will work out this afternoon. I'm sorry, you
probably didn't expect to be reeled into the show as
much as you have.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's okay, I know I've been talking a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, no, you've just been like sitting there nodding and
giving me validation because it's so hard doing a show
by yourself. I have a lot of respects for people
who do shows solo. So my hat off to you.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
All right, Producer Sarah is back in the studio for
a round of head or mess. You give us, well,
you give me eachley. There's no ass tonight. It's just me,
give me a topic and I've got to weigh in
with a hat or a mess noise sitting on the fence.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, I can I can weigh in as well. Number one,
dressing up your pets mess mess, it's quite cute. I
need to say that.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You are the kind of person that would dree your
cat up a pumpkin out for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
And she would shaken off and then run away and
hate me.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I like the idea of it, but they just don't
seem to have a great time.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
And then yeah, it's kind of mean, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Although if I think if it's purposeful, like if they're
actually really cold in the winter. You can get some
quite cute jackets for the dogs. Your fluffy little little
woolen little look swan drawer or something.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, Number two op shopping.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Miss heat you could lie in.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh, oh my god. And I'm always on you about
not being on time.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Hat.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I love it, but I just find it so stressful
when everything is really packed so tightly because they're trying
to fit all the clothes on like one rack, and
I just get so overstimulated.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Do you wash your clothes after purchasing them from a question?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Not always same.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I know I probably should, and I know sometimes they
might clean them, but I just thought they would clean them.
They don't always. I mean, I don't know if there's
just because I've been sitting there a while, but you
probably should. I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's really get excited and I want to wear my
cute new top. What if you buy something from a shop,
do you wash it before you wear it?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Because they know, but they say that you should, like when.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You buy sheds or something. Yeah, Lena, and you're meant to.
I get too excited. I want to get it exactly
three thousand thread counts all right?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And last one because today is Guy Fawkes, I believe so.
My question is fireworks.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Mess Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
But not like I know that there are real nuisance
for animals and stuff like that. They're going, says Guy Falcus. Tomorrow,
isn't it the fourth No, I think it's tomorrow. Okay,
But that's all right. We can absolutely talk about it.
I know a lot of people are up for the
banning of it, and I would support there in city areas,
particularly in the country. I don't know. Maybe people are
(34:59):
a little bit more. I like looking at fireworks and
the sky, but I have no attachment to them, and
if they're more of a nuisance than enjoyment for people,
I'm absolutely on the people's side who want to get
rid of them. But you know, every now and then,
I still enjoy a little sparkle in the sky.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I like when it's that like festivals, when like concepts
and things, But when it's like constantly during the night,
during the week days in the suburbs, it's quite as
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Mary and PJ May and Pj the podcast The Heads
The Hats Drive with Meddi and PJ. Thanks to Chemist
were House the Real House of Fragrances and on that,
Hello and welcome to the podcast. It's got to be
quick because we've got some geese coming over dinner. The
guy who built our house. No pressure is coming around.
I've made a vegan curry. I'm gonna cuck up some
(00:21):
chicken separately. There's a vegan there, so I've got to
have I was going to say, she make I make
a mean curry?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Is he vegan or are you just like I made
a vegan curry.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
He's got a vegan guest with him, so only make
a vegan curry and then we're gonna have some check
in that we can sort of add for a check
in option as well. That's very cute. So today media
is not on the feel good moments and the few
hairy little patches. That's right. It's because, to be honest,
(00:52):
we're in different places. We're in different locations. It was
easier when we're and you're a you're.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
On a screen, you're like zooming in and so it's
just a little bit just connected because I can't tell
what you're feeling. I can't feel the vibes coming off you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Maddy is used to it. He can pick me up through.
I think you did really well. I'm sorry about the
mosquito story, wrapping you a new one. It was a
good story.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You'll hear it. And as soon as I deliver my story,
Peter goes cool on that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, then I did of the song, and then I
just sounded like a bitch. But anyway, No, Sarah had
some great contribution for the And I want to know
more about your party. You get a little Halloween party
over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, okay, So I get quite pedantic when I'm hosting,
Like I really freak out. So the whole off my
Saturday was spent like micro managing my like we're going
to the supermarket at this time.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We've got to dicorate by this time, as you need
that though to get shit done. I reckon And it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Was really really fun. We decorated like this huge entrance
way into the house with like spiderwhebs falling down and
so people had to like basically crawl on their knees
into the house, which was really cute. And then everything
was going well and about halfway through the party, I
look up and this like six foot two cop just
walks them through my front door, ducks under all the
spiderwhibs and starts walking over to me and I'm like,
(02:17):
oh my god, I've never had noise control talking to
my party, like are you guy?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Do you reckon? You deserved and noise.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
We were playing music and stuff, but we weren't like
too rowdy. I was like, but our neighbor absolutely hates us,
like he's horrible. Sorry, sorry, So we were like, oh,
I bit he called on us, like yeah, we hate him.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you give him my heads out that you were
going to have a party.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, we don't even talk to him. We just evil
each other every day on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You try and get in this good boox. What don't
you because otherwise he would don't.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know if we if we told him, And
then he was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You can't have ask for forgiveness, right.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So this cop comes over and I was like, hi, officer,
like really to feel like sorry office, And then my
friend's like, oh, that's my friend. He's a cop, and
we're like, oh, just just person.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I can't believe it wasn't just know he was actually
six secos.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But the thing was he was on shift, and then
he was like, oh, yeah, my partner's waiting in the car,
and we're like, can we come and see your car?
And he's like, yeah, come down. His work partner is
just sitting in the drive in the driveway. They were
on shift. I probably shouldn't say this. It's probably like
bad for them, but it's okay. You don't know his name.
And then we're like, can you please put the lights
and sirens on? Like we're like five year olds, and
he he goes and he puts them on, and then
(03:36):
we're all like clapping and going We'll be a good officer.
He's probably like, these guys are so low.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're like, can you emras me? Sorry you did? Didn't you? Look?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I can't. I can't tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Home and a Patty Wagon from one New Years once.
Not not because I was naughty, because they gave us
a ride on because they were lame. I was pretty
cool that it was like BJ and I when we
were fish.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I should I say, was that when you met BJ?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Cutely rendezvlling Yeah in my card to get there and
start to the story. Yeah, so that's my story. Well,
thank you for the catch up. Sarah and thank you
for filling in today. I really appreciate it. Everyone. Let's
everyone let Sarah know how well she did on the
show today. Email for dming Us on Instagram. The Hats
(04:27):
Drive with Maddy and PJ coming up, we talk about
what you accidentally swallowed, some great calls we usually did,
and we did until we don't bring it back up.
I'm kidding. Were also talked about my first day jen
as Charlie went to preschool for the first time, and
(04:48):
our people's poll talked about something we all do on
the phone, so we go there and more in the
podcast Enjoy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Bye Many and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's afternoon, just pg in for the show, and it's
been a big emotional day. I'm not gonna like produce
the series hanging out with Me, so I don't have
to totally talk myself. But it has been a long
time coming. We've been looking at getting Charlie, a two
year old, into pre school because my mum looks after
him all the time and it is a big job.
(05:22):
And we were like, Okay, it's time for mom to
be relieved. And two days a week he's going to
pre school. So today it was his first day in
Oh and it was so lucky because one of his friends, Neve,
was there, and so he literally shadowed me the whole day.
Apparently are they the same age. No, she's a little
bit older, but she's like sort of like big sister vibes.
(05:45):
They've hung out a bit, and apparently he did not
leave her side, so I was really nervous about like
leaving him, but when I saw him with her, I
was like, Okay, this is gonna be fine. And I
walked out of those gates and you kind of have
those gut wrenching feeling like it's sort of like you
can't really put your finger on it. You're like, oh
my god, I feel weird, like I feel like I'm
missing something. And then that kind of moved into a
(06:08):
bit of pride and like, what do I do with
this time? Now I've got like these hours on my hand.
I can go for a coffee and I don't have
to take Charlie with me. I can get some housewick done.
And I was in my car and I was feeling
quite you know, smug with myself, and then I look
across to the passenger seat and there Charlie's pack.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
The whole backpack.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, this is where we got. So I had to
take out his lunch box and his drink bottle and
put that in the allocated area. So I've done that,
and I was then meant to go and take his
backpack with his neppes, his hat, his son's green, his
whites to the coffe totally forgot about it, walked out
because I was I found my moment. I dashed out.
(06:54):
I had the backpack on, and I've run off day one,
leaving the poor preschool.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
With one item you were supposed to bring for her.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
The one like one job. One job is the backpack.
And I so thought I'd nailed it, and I was
like driving away, like man, you got this whole preschool thing.
And then I called them and they were like, yeah,
we noticed, don't worry, We've got some backups. And I
just felt like such a fail. But I would love
(07:24):
to know when you got the first day jitters. Maybe
it was at pre school, not you, but you'll get
at pre school, Or maybe it was at a brand
new job and you absolutely stuffed it up day one.
The day one nerves got the better. If you text
through four four eight seven, you can give us a
call eight hundred of the Hats.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I was talking about how it's been a bit of
a mirror of a day for me. It was two
year old's first day at pre school and one of
the most crucial things is dropping off their backpack with
all of their goods inside, including nappies. While I walked
out of the preschool with that bag on my back.
So I wanted you to text ten four four eighty
(08:07):
seven when you had a first day mayor so on
texting and saying this is actually for my daughter in
law second day of daycare for her child. She put
the car and drive instead of reverse and drove into
the daycare building. Okay, I'm assuming everyone's okay, but that
would not be the best first impression. Hey, you may
have with John Obn and Meghan this morning they are
(08:29):
launching a brand new game and the lead up to Christmas.
Have a listen to this.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The game is that we all have to try and
avoid listening. We're hearing Mariah Carey's all I Want for Christmas.
Now when you do hear it, and it could be,
you could be we're wandering through the supermarket and that
comes on, You're out of the game.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So and then you have to let us know four
four eighty seven on the text or over one hundred
the hits, say you're out of the game. When everyone's
out of the game, we'll play the song in full.
But it's an honesty system. Yeah, you have to be
honest about it. As soon as you hear any not
just the whole song, any of.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
The of the song. You walk and it gets in
your ear holes and you walk out, it's still counts.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You have to call us all a text us full
for it seven and go I'm officially out of the
Christmas game.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So it is literally like a last man standing for
listening to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas, which
is incredibly challenging this time. Your producers SRA, You're quite feistive,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I am, but I normally don't like to chuck it
on too like the first of December. That's when I
allow myself to.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
But if you go on too, a number of stores
they already starting yeah to play. I think I don't
know how it works, but I'm just gonna choose right
now as an executive decision on behalf of the showroom
that we're going to opt into the game right now.
It's three point thirty two, okay, Monday afternoon. We're in
the game. I'm speaking on behalf of Meddi. I don't
(09:47):
know how he's going to go though, because he is
a massive Mariah fan. He's a massive feastive band. For
all we know, he could have actually played it in
the Last City six.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I could imagine it being on its running playlist.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'll have to pass the news on to him tomorrow.
But All I Want for Christmas by Mariah Carey. If
you can avoid it, you could win John o'big ben
and Meighan's new game.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Many in PJ the podcast, The Deep Pole's Poll, The
beet Pole's Poll, Everybody comes together, it's the Peat Poole's Poll.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And Many is away this afternoon, but produced so Sarah
sitting in for a bit of bun to, a bit
of bun to me a bunda, so the people's part.
This was inspired, as it always is, by a true
real life event which happened to me this morning, and
that was I was chatting to my husband on the
phone and I was actually in our bathroom when we
(10:39):
get really bad reception and then it just cut out,
and then I did nothing, And I thought, at that moment,
what is the general ruling for when a phone conversation
cuts out and you're talking to the person. Are you
supposed to call them back, tex them a message, or
(11:00):
wait for them to call you or is produced? Siriah
has chucked on an additional option on our Instagram page,
So I don't know if we needed do nothing, but
I feel like do nothing is the same as wait
for the person to call you back.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, I put it up and I was like, oh,
I'm going to add the six option, like we forgot
about this, and then I was like, I think that's
actually the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Maybe you may like walk away from your phone and just.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah get it.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, what would you do, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, I think it depends like who you're talking to, Like,
was the chat with your husband important this morning or
was it just like catch up chat?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Not really now it was it was I mean maybe
a five out of ten important, okay, like we were
discussing logistics of the day, but it wasn't like groundbreaking news.
But I just thought, I've actually got quite a bit
to do before I get in the car. I had
to take Charlie obviously to pret school. For the first time,
so I was like, Okay, I'm just not going to
call you back later. If it was my boss, I think,
(11:58):
I don't know. Maybe i'd send a courtesy text. I
probably wouldn't want to call my boss back, but maybe
i'd send a text sorry, cut out, call back if
you want to.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I would just I'd always call back. I'll be like,
oh my god, sorry, like they're waiting for me. I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
My mistake every time to anyone.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It depends. I think when I'm talking to my mum
and it cuts out, we do that thing where we
try to call each other back at the same time,
and then it's just back and forth. We can't get
in touch with each other, and then you don't talk
and then she's like, are you okay? What happened? Did
you crash?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay? So what is the general consensus when your phone
cuts out murd conversation, you're talking to someone and then
it just goes dad. Do you call them straight back?
Do you text them? Do you wait for them to
call you or a Syrah put it? Do you do nothing?
Text your answers to four four eight seven and we'll
reveal the results.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Me, Maddy and.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
PJ Mady and PJ the podcast, The Deep Poles Poll,
the Big Pull's Poll, everybody comes in, there's the People's poll.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Okay today on the People's Pole. As always tackling the
bigger shoes. When you cut out on the phone, you're
talking to someone and then it's gone, do you breathe
the big sigh of relief. No, that's not actually one
of them. Do you straight away call them back? Do
you text them? Do you wait for them to call you?
Or as produces, Seriah added to the options do nothing,
(13:24):
which I think you just like you walk away from
your phone. Is that right, You just like get away
from the conversation because you don't want to continue.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, like all the conversations over, no need to pick
it up again.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah right, Well, some texts coming through, so said, I
take a lot of calls to my job. This saves
a lot. Usually a text is the best option, so
the info at least gets through and it's quite polite.
Depends if you want to be having the conversation or not.
It is very circumstantial. And another person said call back
if disconnected always that's the right thing to do. On
(13:57):
the Instagram poll, where we get a very thorough and analysis. Yes,
of the percentages, can I guess because I haven't actually
looked totally, is texting back the most common?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
No, it's not the highest.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's actually the lowering back.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Really, Yes, calling straight back has got fifty two percent
of the votes.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay, so after us do that and.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Then twenty one percent wait for them to call you,
fifteen percent leave it be whatever that means, accidentally chuck
that one in there, and only twelve percent texts.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Them was early with our boss? Do you reckon? If
the person who initiated the call, that is their job
to actually call back. The person who made the call
in the first place, that's their call to initiate it again,
because they were the one that wanted the conversations in
the first place. I actually think that's probably a good
rule to follow.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But I wonder, what if you're in the middle of
a conversation and the other person is telling the big
thing and then that cuts off, maybe they should call back. Yeah,
I want to know, PJ. Yeah, have you ever pretended
to go through a tunnel just to hang up on someone?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But you all No, I haven't been a very good
friend of mine. Does it quite regularly?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Maddy and PJ.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Mady and PJ the podcast the heads Finish Me.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Off minus the Maddy part of the show. He's away
this afternoon. He'll be back tomorrow. In the meantime, Finish
Me Off is back. If you don't know how this works,
I am infamous for not nailing quotes. I did really
well at the beginning. I start off really profound and
then just absolutely bomb dive. So this is an exercise
(15:42):
to improve my quote knowledge, and I haven't done too well,
to be honest. My producers here, No.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I wondered if the segment might kind of fall flat
after a while because you'd get druggered. But uh, I.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Have the other way, neck from Awkward's storting hundred the
hats you neck. All I need to do is gets
at least one out of the three quotes correct, and
you'll win a chemist Weeatthouse prize.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
All right, Yeah, it sounds also we've got great bacon.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
We've got great faith, and sounds really corellent, really mincing.
All right, Hold there, good luck, producer Sarah. Watch is
quote number one.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned
about life.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It goes on what you know. That one oh, it's
some like cheesy page. I'm sure I've seen it pop
up before.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm making mistakes harder. You have to get at least
two now for Nick, Come on, not gonna go one
and done?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Okay, okay, fine, God, all right?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Number two. To succeed in life, you need three things.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh well, wait, drive, motivation, Did I get any of them?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No? Try again?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Wait? Can you repeat the quote?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
To succeed in life? You need three things?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
A big drive.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Do you want me to give you one? Other things?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:17):
A wishbone, a wishbone breaks a wait?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Is our wishbone? Toe words?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I'm not going to end this one. A wishbone, a backbone,
and a funny bone.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Apparently I've never heard of that one before. Okay, okay,
one one more, one more and this if I get
this right, Nick Will, when the was wear House Prize.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Winning isn't everything, but it counts.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, okay, when okay say it again.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Winning isn't everything.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But it does feel nice.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Winning isn't everything, it's it's it's a bonus.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh my god. Wait, now we've got in it. We'll
see him neck nose neck? Do you reckon? You know?
The last one? We can try yeah, go on, okay,
produce the Sienator and.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Winning isn't everything, it's.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's the only thing.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wait, did we just won your game Paja Bag in
the world first. You've just won the competition for yourself
and you just gotta keep a sweet House prize.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Well done, guys.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's so unimpressed. He's like, seriously, I gotta done them
all with my eyes closed.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Mary and PJ May and PJ the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hanging out with producer Sarah this afternoon. I don't know
what it is about artists performing in Melbourne at the moment,
but there's some kind of curse. You may have heard
a few weeks ago. Olivia Rodrigo are the pop star.
She tumbles off the stage and like fell into the hole.
And it's just happened again, but this time with Coldplay
frontman Chris Martin. They were performing their fourth and final
(19:23):
Melbourne show last night at Marvel Stadium and he was
going to walk back and then this happened. Have a listen.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
I'm sure that's a plan. Thank you for catching me much.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Literally you're watching the video and you're like, is he
going to keep back up? But he said, yeah, look,
that's not planned. Thank you for catching me so much.
Thank you guys. Holy babe. Who's who's sort of in
the wrong for that?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Like I feel like there's sort of one job well
has been working on a stage huge show.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is at the same stadium that Olivia was at or
a different one.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, so this was at Marvel Stadium and I think
Olivia's was at rod Laver. So it's just really bad
like from Melbourne, but like two really big others have
fallen off stage in quite similar.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Manners's quite scary.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Whoever's working on the show in Auckland next week, just
make sure you cover up any rogue holes. I don't know,
like was it not signed, like is it usually signed?
Or I don't know how he.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Was walking backwards so maybe they just didn't plan for
him to walk backwards, so maybe he just went wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Anyway, Coldplay, they are going to be in the country
next week. I'm so excited to see them.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Now, sometimes when you're on the radio, you're really desperate
for contents and you're always looking and then sometimes bingo,
a moment happens and you go there we go there's
my quirky phone topic from Monday afternoon. Now this is
where I need your help and I need you to
call through it all. Wait hundred the herz because this
might have just been oh, this is a great idea
(21:07):
moment for PJ, and then no one else reson hats.
But yesterday I was at the AMP show in Cartertan
and the glorious wided up a region which is where
I live. My husband BEJ was sharing some sheep and
I was chasing after Charlie, who's just always running around.
Someone actually said to me, you should get a lead,
(21:28):
and they actually had a lead on the child. I
was like, I don't know if that's okay in twenty
twenty four, but I get it. I get where some
appearance do it anyway. And so I'm running along trying
to chase him, and my mouth is open and literally
as I'm yelling Charlie, a fly like zooms into my
(21:49):
mouth and I do the most uncoordinated maneuva sound like
fat that you could possibly think of, and I'm there
and then I remember seeing like this guy to the
right of me, literally like okay, I'm like choking produces cyrus.
(22:10):
I can feel your second hand embarrassment. My god, I'm
literally like choking, and I'm like, and it's a horrible thing.
You don't know where it is, and you're like, okay,
have I swallowed it? Is it? Are we good now?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Or you're in the clear.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
And then after a while I like set on it.
But I had to be like the guy to the guy.
I waved over to him and I was like, oh God,
over here, because I don't think he knew what was
going on.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Wait, so it went down. You swallowed it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I think it had to it. There's nowhere else that whin.
I kept checking my hands to see if I got
it up. I think it just I think it feels
really dramatic because it's.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You know, it's something that you wouldn't normally want to eat.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
The sad thing is it's not the first time it's
happened all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Rhythm and Vines interviewing example, the DJ. He was massive
from the UK the time, and he literally went to
sit down and just before I went to interview. It
was probably the biggest interview of my life. At that point,
I had swallowed a fly, so I had like.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
But it was like, he's like this call was weird
and buzzing.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh hundred the hits, though, please tell me I'm not
alone and please play along with me, like it's pretty
light and bright. But when did you accidentally swallow something?
Did you swallow something that you worked a post? And
I'll give you some examples. Maybe there was like a
nail and food. Maybe you drunk a bottle and you
thought it was something, but it was actually a totally
different let club whatever it is. Oh, I hundred the
(23:40):
hits text four of us can really go on in
some ways? Why did you accidentally swallow?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Mary? And Mary and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Just PJ and producer Sarah hanging out with you this evening?
Not just thank ye removed that word. It is how
can I describe this?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
PJ and producers? Hearrah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Not just about it. We're talking about my incident use
today where I swallowed a fly. And it wasn't the
first time I've done this, but it was just so
awkward for the guy who witnessed it because I looked
like I was seriously battling. It was like la and
then my eyes were like watering and I looked over
and he just looked so confused and didn't go into.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It was sort of a bit too far away, and
he had four kids on him, so I think he
had a bit going on. But to the man who
was watching me, if you're listening right now, I'm fine.
It was just a fly I accidentally inhaled. And that
brings us to our phone topic this evening. Oh wait,
one hundred the hats. I want to know what did
you accidentally swallow? Kelly is joining us? Good day, Kelly, Hello, Hello,
(24:51):
what did you accidentally swallow?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
This wasn't me, and I did apologize. Mike, you gegging.
When he was a teenage boy had a piece. He
had a block of white chocolate, broken piece off, dropped
it under his bed, reached down and picked it up,
ate it, and went to say. The next morning he
woke up, his chocolate was still there, neats to her
and eating catpoo.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He didn't even he didn't even notice it because that
goes hard and it goes white. So I don't blame him.
Oh my god, that is grabbed. He was okay, you
never came down with some horrid disease.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
He's never lived at down and he normally gets some
sort of pool related item at Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
God, that is mortifying. Always check what you're putting in
your mouth. Ashley in Auckland, who's joining us?
Speaker 10 (25:46):
High ash Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Not too bad? What did you accidentally swallow? Well?
Speaker 10 (25:53):
I was at a party once and we're just sitting
around having some drinks and I took a big go
out of a bottle and swallowed something that wasn't liquid
and realized that somebody had been putting their cigarette butt
into my drink.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I've done that before. Actually, it's horrendous and you can't
get the taste out of your mouth. No, no, you
need a good old swallow mouth wash. That is horrendous.
Some other texts coming through. I was ending at a
restaurant in CBD, Auckland, ordered steak, coal slaw and chip's
next thing. I'm chewing on glass, nearly broke my tooth. Oh, producer, Siah,
(26:35):
you've got one enter the table.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
My mum actually once ate a mosquito. She accidentally like
it was butted into her sandwich by her grandma, and
then she was trying to telegrammar like, oh, there's a
mosquito in there, and Gramma was like shut up and
eat your food and then my mom meant to eat
the mosquito.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I mean, it's no glass in the stage.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Should have told it at the start, shouldn't eye.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I was good made. We definitely picked a minute ago. No,
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Isriet it on the head to podcast?
Neddie is away, but we'll be back on the show tomorrow.
And he completed an amazing achievement over the weekend. It
was the Auckland Marathon. He did the half and got
(27:26):
one hour thirty minutes, which I think trumped his half
marathon efforts by like eight minutes. Sarah, can you clear
that up for me?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I love to have all the facts ready to go.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
So he did one hour thirty one in the Auckland
Marathon and he definitely bet his rot time. Wow, congrats many.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I tell you something I saw coming out from yesterday
at the marathon in Auckland. So this guy at the
end of running the race, he literually wore a bib
saying will you marry me? And his girlfriend obviously watching
like on the side of the track the track the
race me. I'm supposed to be a runner. I don't
(28:11):
know all the terms anyway, she was watching and then
he came and he was holding the rang the whole
race and proposed to her at the ends, just.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Run with the ring.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
In that moment, you can't you can't say not, I.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Know, when everyone's filming and the guy on the stage,
the guy on the stage was doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
She said, yes, it's like, well, I got no other object. No,
it was very very sweet, but it would be a
sweetie ring, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, where did he have it? And as a little
gem shorts, little pocket, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It sort of made out like he held it, but
he cannot have held it. He chucked his little fanny
peck or something. Maddy and PJ.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Madi and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
And Hats presents that Inger Boys Nineties Mania Live in
New Zealand. They're going to be performing two shows on
the Nineties Mania Tour, heading up christ Too and Auckland
right at the end of January, and tickets go on
sale this Thursday from noon. Hew long did that he
stop quite easy for all the info and weird about
tickets produced series with me. Now, this bog was my
(29:29):
mind that you actually know who Inger Boys are. I
wasn't going to be really.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Honest, I was quite young, but I was born in
the very late nineties, nine ninety seven. It's not too bad. Okay, okay,
I don't think I'm eighteen, but no, not so.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You're very much on the casp of gen Z millennial generation.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I came across an article talking about objects that kids
have never heard of from the nineties, and I thought, hmmm,
who's the resident kid on the show? Really might surprise me.
You might know a lot of these. But first up,
we have got the floppy disk.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yes, I used to play games on the floppy disk.
I did with a floppy disk.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yes, okay, the overheared projector, yes.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
We had that in school. I think this is your
really cool Sigmund idea.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What about a fact?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't think I've ever used one. I actually don't
know how to use one. That's all right, I've seen them, though.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't think I know how to use one either.
Did you ever have like a discman discman?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
No, my dad, my dead dist like a follow on
one like that. It's like like an iPod, but like
a circle for a CD.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
There was like a cassette player. There was a desk man,
you maybe started did you go? Did you hear? Your
first foray and World of lasten To Music was an
NB three, m P three player, MP four player, Yeah,
and then a VH is Yes, that's videos right, like
from the video story, You're not as youthful.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
A page at No, I'd never used I don't think
I've ever seen a page.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, so my mum used to be a doctor, remember
use of a page when it would be like yeah,
so I've never actually used them myself, but I like
remember them growing up and they would kind of like
vibrate when getting I don't know, it was like pretty basic.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah. I see them in Friends. That's how I learned
about these things, and they're like, oh, I'm getting a
page and then they go and use the phone at
the cafe to like call the person from the pager.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'm putting this all together now. The only reason that
you actually know any of the items is because you've
watched Friends religiously.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Since you will be confirm to.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
A podcast mess Maddy is a way to be back
on the show tomorrow. Producer Sarah has been getting as
serious Voge will work out this afternoon. I'm sorry, you
probably didn't expect to be reeled into the show as
much as you have.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's okay, I know I've been talking a lot.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, no, you've just been like sitting there nodding and
giving me validation because it's so hard doing a show
by yourself. I have a lot of respects for people
who do shows solo. So my hat off to you.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
All right, Producer Sarah is back in the studio for
a round of head or mess. You give us, well,
you give me eachley. There's no ass tonight. It's just me,
give me a topic and I've got to weigh in
with a hat or a mess noise sitting on the fence.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, I can I can weigh in as well. Number one,
dressing up your pets mess mess, it's quite cute. I
need to say that.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You are the kind of person that would dree your
cat up a pumpkin out for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
And she would shaken off and then run away and
hate me.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I like the idea of it, but they just don't
seem to have a great time.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
And then yeah, it's kind of mean, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Although if I think if it's purposeful, like if they're
actually really cold in the winter. You can get some
quite cute jackets for the dogs. Your fluffy little little
woolen little look swan drawer or something.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, Number two op shopping.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Miss heat you could lie in.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh, oh my god. And I'm always on you about
not being on time.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Hat.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I love it, but I just find it so stressful
when everything is really packed so tightly because they're trying
to fit all the clothes on like one rack, and
I just get so overstimulated.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Do you wash your clothes after purchasing them from a question?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Not always same.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I know I probably should, and I know sometimes they
might clean them, but I just thought they would clean them.
They don't always. I mean, I don't know if there's
just because I've been sitting there a while, but you
probably should. I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's really get excited and I want to wear my
cute new top. What if you buy something from a shop,
do you wash it before you wear it?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Because they know, but they say that you should, like when.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You buy sheds or something. Yeah, Lena, and you're meant to.
I get too excited. I want to get it exactly
three thousand thread counts all right?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And last one because today is Guy Fawkes, I believe so.
My question is fireworks.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Mess Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
But not like I know that there are real nuisance
for animals and stuff like that. They're going, says Guy Falcus. Tomorrow,
isn't it the fourth No, I think it's tomorrow. Okay,
But that's all right. We can absolutely talk about it.
I know a lot of people are up for the
banning of it, and I would support there in city areas,
particularly in the country. I don't know. Maybe people are
(34:59):
a little bit more. I like looking at fireworks and
the sky, but I have no attachment to them, and
if they're more of a nuisance than enjoyment for people,
I'm absolutely on the people's side who want to get
rid of them. But you know, every now and then,
I still enjoy a little sparkle in the sky.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I like when it's that like festivals, when like concepts
and things, But when it's like constantly during the night,
during the week days in the suburbs, it's quite as
Speaker 3 (35:24):
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