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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Meddi and Pja thanks to chimis
Wee House, the Real House of Fragrances and.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh no, what's happened?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I put something in the oven and forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh my god, this is on the podcast. Are you
okay with this? Oh yeah? What's heaven?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh my god. I'm just strive so hard to be
a domestic god.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You hye, I hear your sister, What have you done?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
My husband just sent me a photo and I was like, oh,
cute little photo at the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
And he.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's chargrilled like roast carrots that I put in broccoli
and I was hating up some sausage rolls that we'd
head and it's I'll.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Wait, how long were they? Was the oven on this
whole time?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And the fire, so we've got a fire of him
and I put them in this morning. I'm going to
call him. Oh my god, I'm gonna call him. He's
going to be so angry.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
My god, you he mess he.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hi. Oh my god, Oh my god. I try so
hard to be a domestic goddess and I fail. I
just I can't. I quit. I quit beige. I'm hiring
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a maid, it would be nice. Oh my god, I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
That is so good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
How did you find it? Did it start smelling.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
That that's a waste of a good sausage roll?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, I know, I'm so sorry. We'll have this conversation
when I get hold. I'm sorry. All right, it's Wednesday Weds.
I've gotta get some beers for we bye bage. Oh
my god, I'm so in trouble. I've just headed me
here after mere. This is like sometimes I do okay,
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and then sometimes I just fail.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I've had multiple times where I've like cooked dinner or
the other one is the other one is an iron
a ship, and then like half an hour later we'll
be like getting ready for a night out or something
and Iron the shit, and half an hour later Ryan
will be like the ironster one.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh and it's never them, isn't it just so annoying?
Hats never there, like the freaking smug look on the
face and the irons on like sheer disappointment, sheer like
why would you? This would never happen to me. I'm
King of perfection.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
It annoys me so much and I really try. This
is like this was like me. This is like me
trying to attach the hose to the guest bottle the
other days, like I want to be able to do
this one little thing by myself because Ryan is always
like outside jobs and I'm inside, and I was like,
I can do this, and then I was like, he's
gonna be so proud of me, like the guests world
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would run out.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I've changed it over. He doesn't have to do it
in job done.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
And then I had to bloody FaceTime him because they
couldn't do it by myself.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Do you think we just need to some randomity and
realize that, like we just can't be everything to everyone. Yeah,
but just can't be perfect everything, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
But also keep doing it because it provides me with
some hilarious.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Ah well, we should put that on our Instagram.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
We will actually do you know what this made me
think of? What it's time to start the podcast Facebook page?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Should we we should?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, what are we calling it? Lightly? It's actually follow through.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
There was a good one that someone had, Yeah, something
about it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Did you know I was on a reality show or something.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Well, there was something about bananas and the like banana
brigade or something.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm going to go and find it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, Well, if you think you've got a good name
for US special members only Facebook page, get in touch
with us DM dming us on Instagram. The hats driver
is the most richt way we do read your messages,
So slide on it like a little snake.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I mean that's the most direct way. Now until we
start the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, until we get the Facebook page running up, We're
gonna have so much exclusive content on there our page.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You poor thing. You tried, It's okay, you tried, you tried.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And before I leave today, I put a roys checking
in and I overcooked it. And then and then I
had this grand idea of making really nice sandwiches, and
then BJ was like, oh that Bridges takes way too
long to heat up. And then, honestly, off good loving
is hard sometimes in the middle of winter. I just
want it to be a bit warmer. Ay brant Over,
thanks so much for joining us. Coming up on the
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show today, we talk about the ramifications of your tardiness.
What happened when you were late.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
That was great, that was really fun.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Actually, the signs that you're not compatible with your traveling partner.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And what happened with me a tub of ice cream,
a pregnancy test, and overdue cash money, that money that
I owed.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's a good tease. It's a really cue.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You can find out that and more in today's podcast Enjoy.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
By Many and the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Mark Ambo has Belonged Together on the Hats. Coming up
to twenty past three with Many and Day you.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Did it again? You do this?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
What do.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You put something in your mouth? Just before we went on.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No, I'd finished my apple a good minute ago, but
then I needed to sneeze, So my mouth just weird.
But I was trying to look at the light. Does
that work? Looking at the light?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I do the squeeze together dose squeezing other night. Yeah,
really stifles of sneeze. Yeah, do you know that?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, it's amazing you're with Many and Peter God. We
went to get together.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
We spend together.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The wildest thing happened in work today. It was we
live and we're working a building. How many floors would
be here?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Five or some?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, And so that we our studio overlooks the atrium
with all the elevators, and it was like at first
I went, oh my god, has there been like a
fire alarm or something? And that we haven't heard because
all of a sudden, the doors, the elevated doors open
and the flood of people just age a stampeded into
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the reception area. And I looked at produce this area
and I went, what the hell has gone on here?
And then I saw this massive line start to form
and this it snaked all the way through the atrium
and it was so long. And then we I thought,
oh my god, this must be good, because sometimes we
do get free things in our building that people can
can't collect. I thought this must be a really good
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one planing out this long. It was the stupidest things
that they were giving up for free.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It was free tea bags.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Free tea bag. Yeah, there was free.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Famously like one of the cheapest items on the planet,
a tea bag that cost like one of a cent.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
There were some sachets of Keito cereal, and there were
some iced latte coffees, which I understand, you know, people
need the care fe facts. That was an instant I might.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Give them that, but the tea bag and really individual TV.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
It made me realize people really will do anything for
a freebie, right because this line I reckon they would
have I reckon to get Once the line had really
properly formed to get from the back to the front
would have taken at least ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, you chuck a free on there, and it just
makes it so much more exciting, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I guess so, I just can't be bothered my time,
as time is of the essence tis moment.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What would make you get up? If there was something
free of something? What would it be?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
It'd have to be to make you interested? It have
to be substantial. I do.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I am partial to pizza and you know me in
a chocolate chip cookie as well, if there were, If
there were cookie time cookies out there, I might have thought.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You would go, yeah, right, okay, well that's not that
much of an upgrade from a TV like.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No looking at it? No, come on?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh wait one hundred has let's ask the question or
you can take four for eight seven? How hard did
you go for a freebe? And was it worth it?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
How ridiculous did you look going to get a free item?
Get in touch and we've got something free for you
in exchange, we'll help you up with the hell pizza
about chair? Which want to know your desperation for a freebie?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Times are tough at the moment. No judgment.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Maddy and PG Medi and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Asking the question how far did you go for a freebie?
We do realize the irony we're asking for how far
you went? And in return we're giving you a free item.
Oh one hundred that hats you can call us and
we'll talk them up with a hell pias about sha
Let's go to Shah, Hello Shah, Hi, how far did
you go?
Speaker 6 (09:20):
My neighbor and my daughter they had a coloring incompetition
for Easter at the Teothcake Victory. Yeah, they they went
and over. It's a two day period and since they
had siblings and all together, they've got sixteen slices of free.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Teethcakes put them to get there to make a birthday cake.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
For so what every day?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
So every day they would have to go in with
a different colored and picture is that not work?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
And yep, they were saying that there were some of
them were their siblings and you know, because they're only
that one producer.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Really, so every s sixteen and then they made it
into a giant birthday cake for you.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
How did it taste?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Everything?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
A pre cutting?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Well, you didn't even have to do any of the cutting.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Thanks so much for me, Cole. We're going to come
up with the help about.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Someone takes into four four eight seven.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I got my dad to drive me three hours Carterton
to Napier for a free lunchtime concerpt when Super Groove
were doing a CD.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Release Get six hours, round trap, round trip.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, a little single.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Lot now, producer, Siria, you were quite fan Gil backing day.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I know, okay, still still you would you would line up?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I reckon four hours?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, Well, you know you were talking about the reception
and how it was at our reception it was nothing.
I came into the pomo and I went and lined up,
and I got the tea.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Bags, and yeah you did. After going through the window.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What are they doing? I couldn't. I was like, I
feel like I'm missing out.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Also there you hate that feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Weren't you at the Krispy Kreme launch as well back
in the day and you traveled across the city to
line up for a couple of hours for a new
Crispy Kreme donor How long did you line up for?
I can't even remember.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I think it was like three or four.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Hour and how many donuts. Did you give for a
three hour liner.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
For original place?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Worth it? Worth it?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Many? In the podcast, that's the People's poll, the People's poll.
Everybody comes together, It's the People's Poll.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This could be a niche one Today team, but it's
inspired by an experience I had this morning. I was
on a bank phone call, so it was like a
consult and basically it was sort of an appointment. He
was like, right, there's going to be forty five minutes,
and I didn't really no, especially when you've got a
toddler sort of crawling around at the same time. We're
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not crawling running around at the same time.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Quite stressful.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But then I was sort of a couple of minutes
out from the phone call and I wasn't dressed and
I looked really tatty, and I was like, oh, this
doesn't feel right. I feel like I need to put
some nice clothes on. Not for a professional moment. And
I don't know why, but it wasn't a zoom call.
He couldn't see me, but I just felt like in
(12:21):
that moment I needed to, like because I was wearing
Jami's Prieto and I was like, I need to put
on some proper clothes or else he's going to know.
He's going to detect the lack of professionalism in my voice.
Am I still rocking Jarvis? So I when I got
some clothes on, and then I thought, that's stupid. I
shouldn't have to do that. But I wonder what the
general consensus is.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I reckon, you will actually be surprised by how many
people agree with you that you've got a dress. Yes,
it's so stupid, stupid, it's absolutely stupid.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah you're but yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
But I reckon people will feel like I can't have
a proper professional conversation aut least I kind of look
the part. Yes, I'm not talking for the dress, for
the job you want or that's right.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I'm not talking like your average chat with a
mate or you know, a friend. I'm talking like the
job interviews, the bank appointments, the lawyers, the doctor consults,
like the quite professional conversations that you need to have.
They can't see you. But do you still dress up
or not?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I love yes or no?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That is the question you can text through in our
four four eight seven. We'll come back and put the
results together. See if I'm in the minority. Or not.
Do you dress up for important phone calls?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
A podcast? That's the keep Pool's poll, the People's poll.
Everybody comes together, it's the people's poll, all right.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The question today is do you dress up for an
important phone call? I'm talking a bank appointment, a doctor's appointment,
maybe a job interview. You don't see them on zoom,
but you still feel the need to dress up to
get in the zone.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Dress up for a bank or phone call today?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Well, I was before there. I was wearing Jarmi's and
I was like, Oh, this just doesn't feel right, Like
we're sitting down for forty five minutes. He's going through
all of my finances and talking all of these important details.
I have to get into something a little bit more professional.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
So I got you to text to four four eight seven.
I'll read you a slice of the text machine. Someone said,
dress up. I didn't even dress up when I go out.
The wife hates it.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Someone said, no, I want to dress up.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
There's just extra work for yourself for someone that can't
actually see you and leause it makes you feel better. Though,
on which case go for goals?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Someone did say yes, I would absolutely dress for confidence.
I reckon They can hear how you feel through your voice,
and clothes can definitely affect how we feel.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, and I said, no, I'm a teacher, and when
I was teaching online during COVID, it was a video
and I was wearing pajama pants and I was dressing
my top path question. That's what I always thought they
did on Telly. You know we're in Neuron Breakfast. Yeah,
like with the news desk. I know you went on
the news desk, but can you unveil a few secrets here?
Do they wear like a blazer up top and sometimes pajamas.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
I've never seen that, but you feasibly could do it
if you really.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I feel like there were so many rooms back in
the day. They're like, oh, he's actually wearing slippers, he's got.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
His boxes on.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Why he would actually have his boxes on at work?
It doesn't even make sense. But we actually asked us
on Instagram as well, and it's not an overall percentage
of what the people do.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
If we look at the text machine and the Instagram poll,
we are currently sitting at about sixty percent saying nah,
don't bother, just we what you want for though, saying yeah,
you've got to dress up to take the important phone call.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
So it is relatively close, closer than I thought.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Craziest question on My Behalf.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Traveling together as a couple can make or break here. Yeah,
particularly in the early days. I think it's a really
good test for you as a couple. Absolutely, when you
do go away on a substantial trap. I'm not talking
like a cute, cheeky weekend. I think that's always you know,
the rose ten to glasses are always on. But I
think when you're traveling for a good amount of time together,
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you really are forced to see each other's floors.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's when there's like it's when there's multiple flights, and
often international flights or more. You're gonna get buses, you're
gonna get trains, and if you're in a foreign language country,
like add.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Ten times to the stress.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
So I came across four signs that you're not compatible
with your travel partner.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I don't know if I agree.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I don't know if I agree or not. The first
one one of you is a planner and the other
is more spur of the moment. I think you need
one of.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Each that is me and that is me and my husband.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Are you spur of the moment?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Absolutely right? Is the planner?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
But don't I think you need a bit of both.
It's either too rigid or either it's two chaotic. I
actually think that's quite key to have a good time.
It's like one of one of you pushes them out
of the bountains or out of the boundary. The second
one is one of you is an early riser and
the other lights to sleep in.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh no, are you the early rise I love a
good little sleeping, do you?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
They say? Having conflicting sleep she edueles can create friction.
The morning person make it up early, eager to get
a kids out on the day, while the night owl
may want to skip morning activities to log some extra sleep.
Have you ever had a fight over your sleeping, she
duels on holiday.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Not a fight, No, But Ryan will often wake up early,
and then we'll get a little bit receless and we'll accidentally.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Marks wake me up. Number three on the list.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
One of you is an adventure seeker and the other
prefers a leisurely trip.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Ryan and I are pretty even with we like to
get out and about an adventure.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You're both active lass. I used to be a real chiller,
like my idea would just be laying on the beach,
But I've become more adventurous. I actually like activities now,
and now I've got a kid, Activities really do it
for me, Like I really get joy out of it.
One of you is a big spender and the other
is a saver.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Who's that well in your relationship Ryan?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Surprisingly, Ryan's the big spender in our relationships. Yeah, here's
what happened to us when we went in our honeymoon though,
because it was our first big overseas trip. We freaky
Friday where it's like we crossed the international date line
and all of a sudden I became the street set
and Ryan became the relaxed traveler.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
It was so weird.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Really, So maybe it's just a New Zealand thing. So
like when he's he's sious, but it gets up seas
like it doesn't just chill Man, just chill. I reckon
Bejo and I got close to a breakup on our
holiday recently to Australia. So like having a kid and
the like having a todder in the mix while you're
traveling as just as a whole New Dimension, and we
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had two bags. One was meant to be for Charlie
with all her stuff in it, and the other one
like a backpack, and the other one was meant to be.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
More our stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
But I just kept forgetting which stuff was in which
back and then I kept like misplacing the passports, and
like at really crucial times we couldn't find stuff. And
it seems so stupid now I'm talking about it, but
at the time.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
The day was just like it was doing his hidd.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
When you were spending day and day out with someone
on a holiday, it is the little things that always
end up one in you are.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So I thought we could ask this afternoon, Oh one
hundred the hats, what was the travel blow up with
a plus one? Maybe it was with a partner or
a really good friend. What was that tense moment on
a holiday? What happened? I'm sure that there's some drama
that we can tap into. Oh wait, hundred the Hats
text four four eight seven the podcast talking travel blow ups?
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What was the blow up you had while on holiday?
Oh wite hundred the Hats You can text four four
eight seven. I forgot quite a key moment when we
were flying back into New Zealand. I think it was
last year, and I came through security and I'd done
all my declaration and stuff, and then I got surrounded
by dogs and I was like, wow, this is quite
intense and they were and then people were like, are
(20:11):
you sure you've you know, answered your declaration honestly, And
I was like, I think so. I was pretty tired
at the time, but I was like, yeah, I think
to my knowlogies absolutely. They're like, are you sure the
dog would not leave me alone? To that I'd smuggle
to Banana into the country. Oh, and it was about
five in the morning. We landed like it was some
awful We were tired. BJ no breeze because there was
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such a.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Hold up after that they.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Had to go on sit pay for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Not ideal.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
So we've actually got Virginia on the phone. Hello Virginia,
how are you?
Speaker 9 (20:48):
I'm very well, thank you? How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You're not too bad? What happened on holiday?
Speaker 9 (20:52):
So this was a very long a few years ago now.
But I was trembling down the South Island with his
fans line Watch Australia and one was from Germany. The
guy was from Germany, and the whole time we were
traveling down the South Island, he would just randomly book
excursions for himself and not tell us. So we would
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be trying to go and be like okay, I'm going here,
and we're like, uh, okay, sure, And it was starting
to play on me and it was getting quite annoying.
And then the Australian friend left and it was just
me and the German guy. Oh no, yeah, And I
told I was getting stick of having the book everything.
So I said to him, Okay, we're going to be
in Cocora for the night, can you book the accommodation
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and then the next day we've got to drive depict
in to get on therey. We had the theory already,
books burned up to the accommodation part and he had
booked me and Ham into a all male dormitory. Yeah,
and so that was already I was like just about
done by that point.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Click there.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
The night, got up, the next morning, packed the car
because you know, Cocora is picked and drive and then
we were booked on the ferry that afternoon or evening.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yes, And I was.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Telling him to hurry out yourself in the car we're
going to go, and he's like, oh, I'm about to
throw on a whale watching.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Oh my god, behind behind.
Speaker 9 (22:16):
Got out of a car, got his bag out of
the boot, shut the boot, and I said, you're on
your own. I left a guy who could barely speak English,
and fair enough.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Fair enough for there is incompatibility in its I think
so much. We're going to hook up with a little
kimsheehouse prize. We just had to quickly invite and producer bronze.
Who's coming. Because your parents cannot sit together on a plane.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
No, not at all. My it's mostly my mom. She
hates sitting beside my dad because he is so annoying,
especially like snacks in there. He will be so loud,
falling asleep on her touring, always just randomly touching her
out of know where. He'll just touch her. I think
it's to annoy her. The phone at the phone, not
putting any phone on and then just playing it out loud.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Raw Doggie does not that is a crime.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
So they have to box separate seats to.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Get usually ask our kids like us kids are with them,
so we one of us goes in between them.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
It's hilario and the podcast that there's one thing that
happens on our show pretty much like clockwork, and it's
been this way since we very first started, and that
is that very close to our start time, every day
one of us, at least one of us will text
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the group chat and say, sorry, sorry, just running five
minutes late.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Maybe I will add it is always usually just five
minutes late.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
True.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
True, we don't push the boat up too much, but
it happens pretty much every day.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Were useless, usually the team like that doesn't happen. I'd
say that there's usually one person that's honestly, he would.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Twin you, and I wish I thought that this was
just a work thing. Like I thought, maybe I would
just like this at work because my husband is My
husband has a motto. He says, I'd rather be half
an hour early to something than than like thirty seconds
late to something.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well thirty seconds really the top, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
He hate being late by any amount, and so we
are regularly to pull up early to something and just
end up sitting in the car.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
So I did think that I had.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Changed my behavior and changed my ways apart from this
works in this little arena. I mean, who's counting. Yeah,
but I go and see a barber like once a month.
And this morning I got a text from an unknown
number because whenever I book, I just book online. Yeah,
and so I don't have my barber's number, but I
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got a random text from him this morning that just said, hey,
I'll see you at eleven fifteen with a scissors emoji.
And I was like, oh my god, it must be
it must be Ja, it must be my barber. And
I thought, that's weird. I don't normally get like a
personalized text from him. And so then when I went
into the barber, I will say I was five minutes
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five minutes late, and I sat down and I said, oh,
I got a text from you this morning. I said,
I don't normally get a text from you. He goes, yeah,
I've just noticed your like quite regularly.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Running late.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And then he said, and a couple of a couple
of months ago, like not the last time, but the
time before that, you actually forgot altogether. So he said,
I just thought you might need a personalized.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's actually really bad.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's actually really bad. And I have been I've been
guilty of this as well to quite a few appointments
and like we just need to be better, like you
just need to give your We obviously don't give us
half enough time.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Ever, it's always on time, I know, it's always the
thing where and I always mean to like I mean
to leave with plenty of time, and something will happen
and it just never quite help.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I just ride flustered and it's the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm I'm so sorry, I'm Sorryry you want to leave
the traffic or there's just always another excuse.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Same.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
This was low level though, Like to my barber, I
just thought, well, this is you know, it's not great,
and I.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Will coop my behavior.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
But at least there weren't any major ramifications, like I
made the appointment, we got my haircut, it's.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Fine, and I'll work my behavior.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
But what about those times where because you were late
something crazy?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Actually, yeah, why don't you, Why don't you give us
a warning as to what can happen, because one of
these days it's going to catch us out right and
we're actually gonna look like full blown at a year.
So what happened? What were the ramifications of you being late?
So you've heard the low end of the scale. We
want to hear the big end of the scale. What
happened because of your tardiness? Oh, one hundred of hats
text four four eight.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Maddy J. The podcast that it's.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Been told off on the text machine four for eighty seven.
Ramifications of you missing or being late to your barber
appointment is that your barber doesn't get paid or is
behind in the rest of his appointments that day. Just respectful.
In my opinion, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I'm not wildly late. I'm a few minutes and I'm
working on it. I'm going to curb my behavior.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
You added a little DSD to the story.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You're actually one of the most respectful kind people I know.
Just so people don't get the wrong impression of you, you
can feel free give me a little give me a
little slap on the rest. Naughty here, we get naughty boy,
naughty on time. We want naughty metic. We wanted to
know what were the ramifications of you being late? Oh
w eight hundred the hats to join the show. Good
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evening eighty What happened with you?
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Well, you know, I turned my son's birthday the whole
week and it was fine. I've got a couple of
things organized, this cake and people coming over and I
knew it was going to go the real sports. By'm
like a nice honey and like the flies, because that's
what he really really wanted. And I made sure I
got there, you know. And I got there and it
was like six o two and they're closer.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
No, surely did you give them yourself story going, oh,
come on, it's my son's bday.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
In the morning, the doors were closed and it was like,
what what am I going to do? I can't I've
got nothing for him from tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (28:19):
Like, oh my.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Gosh, what do you what do you do in that situation?
Do you I have to apologize to your son or
do you get up very early and make sure you
go to the house.
Speaker 11 (28:30):
I went, well, I went to the warehouse and I
got an expot controller in a figurine thing to hold
the controller in a whole bunch of lollies.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
You're a good MoU mady.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm sure they hate that day like I've done that.
We you know, it's in the last five to ten
minutes closing out and you can just feel like, come on,
really a let's go to a none on the fires
and no one what happened? Ah?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
So my boyfriend was meant to meet his dad at
a certain time for a client meeting, so he didn't
realize it was important, and so he was really late,
and my partner's dad got quite worried. So he rang
me and I was like, well, I don't know where
he is it. I thought he was with you. So
then he went around. So he was working out of reception,
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so like he couldn't bring him on the cell phone,
and so he rang around like the community, neighbors and
like my dad and things, Oh have you seen him?
And then everyone starts panicking wondering like where is he?
Something bad must have happen. Meanwhile, he was happy as
just worked a bit late and was like, oh, just
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cruising now me while everyone was searching from.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh no, did he not know how to pick up
his phone? Why did he not have any reception?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
So we're back. We're in the rural country, so there's
no reception until we get out. So he was oblivious.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Hey, at least there's something nice in him knowing that
people will come to his.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I thank you so much for your call. At least
quickly just go to Bickie. Oh wait, under the heat's high, Bigki,
what happened?
Speaker 13 (30:15):
So my mother in law is known for being really late,
and so on our wedding day, I had to pause
because she turned up at the church as I was
about to walk down the aisle.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Oh my god, the one day that you're allowed to
be late and everyone else has to be there on time.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Biki, there is on brand on brand for the mother
in law.
Speaker 13 (30:40):
Yeah, it makes she look fantastic. So she did a
great job.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But I was like, okay, take this seat, Harry up,
Mary EMPJ Mady and PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I'm going to be turning thirty four in August, and
I feel like at the right age of thirty three
going thirty four, nothing should embarrass me anymore when I'm
at the soupermarket.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Well especially you, because you do something every day that
should be embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Well you think so, But I was at the soupermarket
last night and look, we all have those things we
sometimes pack up and we're like, oh, man, I really
hope I don't bump into any run right now as
I am taking this to the counter.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Stupid as one is toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
It always gives me it's like you don't want people
to know that you do a poop.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, it's something we all do every day if you're lucky.
So I was last night. I had and one hand
of ice cream and on the other hand the pregnancy teas.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Now she was like, Okay, I don't know what you go.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Don't know what you get out to on a Wednesday, Tuesday. No,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
So anyway, I had a little tist because I'm just
one of those people who likes to constantly test. And
we're all good guys, just so you know, they're no, no, no,
this is not my announcement to that I'm pregnant. Oh
I measure No, I'm one of those people who prolifically
tests a lot. But anyway, so I'm holding that in
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one arm, I've got the tub of ice cream, and
I'm like, just don't see anyone. Don't see anyone. And
I live in a small town so often I do
see people.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
In a small town, you know, one person gets hold
of the information in five minutes, the whole town knows.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
So there was actually someone that I ended up saying
from maybe about one hundred meters away, and I was like,
oh no, it was one of my husband's friends, and
we actually owe them money. At that moment, which is
hous dodgy. But we owed them not just nothing bad,
but we owed them some cash. And I was about
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to pay them cash literally today, but then it looked.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Like I was dodging them deliberately.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
But I just didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
See them with my first.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Response like test in my hands, like ran away, and
I did that thing where like you just don't look
in the direction, but you've totally seen them, and you
hope for God's you know, like they don't see you,
and so I just really hope this is the second
time I've seen him at the soupermarket and I brushed
them off.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Do you know what it does as well? It's the
test coupled with the huge tub of ice cream.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Ready for what ever news comes from the test. It's like,
all right, I'm equipped to deal with whatever comes my way.
Many to podcast, Our next guest has quite an interesting history.
Started out as a contestant on The Bachelor back in
the day, gone on to be an incredibly successful podcast host,
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and is back to host the second season of f
Boy Ireland. Well Abby Chatfield as a New Zealand for
the first time. Can we just ask, how have we
how Have we impressed you your first trip to have No,
have we You've really impressed me. I'm fresh off one
of the best beef Vermicelli noodle salads I've ever had
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in my life, and everyone here has been so lovely
and fun and I feel like Kiwis have spunk in
a way the Australians don't really, you know. It's a
funny thing because we're so close, like New Zealand Australia,
but I feel like so many Ozzies haven't been to
New Zealand.
Speaker 12 (34:23):
Yeah, I only got money a few years ago. I
was going, can't afford to leave the country. Then I
was focusing on like very far away. That's the issue,
Like you focus.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
On going to Europe, your bloody neighbor. Now you're here
with if Boy Island.
Speaker 12 (34:38):
Tell us about this, Okay, so f Boy Island. It's
a bit of a strange concept, but the whole show itself,
it's a real reality show, but kind of a satire
of reality show, so it's very self aware, some would say.
And the premise is this, we have three beautiful, amazing
women and they're on f Boy Island waiting for these
men to come.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Twenty four men descend upon f boy Island.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Half of them a self proclaimed nice guys looking for love.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
The other half are self proclaimed f boys who are
looking for cash. Right, And these three women each choose
a man, and if that man is a nice guy,
they split fifty grand blah blah blah, Kiss, kiss, kiss,
we're together, and now we can maybe afford a third
of a house deposit. Then if they choose an f boy,
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the f boy can either say we can split it,
I do love you, or he can take all the
money for him self and say ha, ha, ha, sucked in.
I'm now the one with a third of a house deposit.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I love this concept so good.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well, we thought we could put some of your if
boy knowledge to the tist. We actually asked online if
people had any relationship dilemmas they were trying to work out.
So we've got a few questions. We're going to throw
you away if you're ready to jump into the experts. Sure.
Speaker 12 (35:59):
I just want to say, though, if you're asking a
radio station, I think you should tump your boyfriend. I
think may yeah, yeah, But look, we'll give it a go.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
He sends two to three weird messages on tics, but
he sees he's still interested. Can he be or should
I just tap out?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I mean, he.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
Can be in theory, but I think it's time to
tap out right.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Two to three word texts.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
What are you seeing things?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
My husband's a farmer and he doesn't like tics.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Who does the exact same thing as well? No, not
a farmer.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
The requirement is the same guy.
Speaker 12 (36:40):
Oh my god, how many farmers and zeal are it's
also a farmer here does the same thing. But also
you guys are in long term relationships where it's from
the start PJ.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
We had to we had to FaceTime. It was just
the tics were I mean, there would be longer ticks
than that, but I just knew that, like phone call
was his main strength of communication. It's busy with the cows.
Speaker 12 (37:06):
Yeah, you know, I think maybe you could What you
could do is ask again communication us. You could say
I would love longer text messages or a voice not
perhaps if you're too busy, or like you said, organize
a phone call.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I mean that's a great alternative.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Okay, what about this one?
Speaker 4 (37:22):
My fiance is always liking pecks of hot girls and
bikinis on social media. That random and no one we
know but should he be publicly liking them, that's more embarrassing.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
The thing for me isn't about the cheating with liking photos.
I go, how embarrassing you losers? That's it's a real LUSA.
If you're liking Bella had DIDs photos and you think
she's gonna go, oh my god, Matt from christ Church,
you like my photo, get a grip. I feel like
it's an ick dump them, not even in a cheating way.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Who cares? So? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Real?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
If Boy Island Sick in season coming out August the Sex,
you can check it out on how You and enjoy
the rest of your time in New Zealand. Thanks so much, guys,
I love this medi.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
And PJ the podcast. Oh that's