All Episodes

September 16, 2024 • 40 mins
  • Matty's Hens Party update... 26 women, 1 drag queen, and a 2 bedroom house...
  • What's the thing you didn't used to understand but now you appreciate?
  • Matty can't be bet at our TV Show game!
  • PJ's husband had a small wardrobe malfunction...
  • Suzanne Paul joins us, and makes a jingle for our show!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with medi and PJ thanks to Chemist
were House, the Real House of Fragrances and on that.
Hi everyone, Welcome to the Monday edition of Metti and
pj's podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello Hello. If you ever liked.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
To start a conversation with us or think there's anything
you'd like to chat about or ask chat about in
this podcast, you can dm us on the heat Strive
Instagram page. We're receptive. We welcome you with a big,
warm hug.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You know they often do those like on Instagram whatever
influence influencers will do like I ask me anything like
I'm waiting for a flight, what are your questions for me?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'll be guilty of that, he does. I'll be like
on the couch of it. It's been a while.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh my god, of course you do. Of course you do.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's me question. I've been real. I've been really quiet
on social media lately. I need to up the end
to be fear so have I Oh god, I just
you know, busy life, right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
There's something nice about There's something nice about that, though.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, there is, Yeah, there is. I used to be
pretty active.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I so we had the hens do, which we'll hear
about in the show. It was so funny so that
that I feel like I can be a little bit
more well not naughty, but you know, I can go
to scape but more detail. So we had this life
drawing model and he turned up at the house and

(01:30):
we said, what do you need. He was like nothing, really,
just like a stool, just a stool in the middle
of the living room or whatever. And we were like, okay, cool, cool, cool,
And I said do you need to get changed or anything?
And he's like yeah, And so we sent him into
my bedroom and he got changed and with the door closed.
But then we realized we bought all the paper for
people to draw on and it was in the bedroom.

(01:53):
So my friend Rebecca like very gingerly not sorry, and
he opened the door and was literally just standing there starkers.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I mean, all his fuck sort of gone. Really, I
suppose he's like, I'm here to do the role sweater.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
What do you just thought?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Won't give a shit?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Naively, we thought that it would be a very gentle
easing into full nudity, but it wasn't at all. He
was just he was I had it on show for
everyone to see immediate.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Akward because everyone's eyes are going to go in the air,
but they don't want to look like they're going the air,
but they go there.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You'd have to be very confident to do that as
a job, wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, We had like quite a random surfy dude come
to my friend's hens and he did the same thing
and it was just like he fucking walked in without
a care in the world, just sat down. And I
don't know. They obviously do have so much confidence, like
you're on them, you admire them.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Right, absolutely good on them. I don't think I could No,
neither could I. You Also, you'd want to be you'd
want to be showing not a groller.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You would want to be Yes, yes, yeah, I don't
think they always are a lot of them grollers. But
you wouldn't say that proficial. Get what I said? Was
it a maybe a little bit of it? Do you reckon?

(03:22):
They even do break character and professionalism and just want
to go, sorry, I just gotta go to just get
to leave.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The room for Absolutely, I reckon, although you wonder that
with actors and stuff, right like doing six scenes. Actually
I say absolutely, but I reckon. There's something inherently like
unsexy about it, job, job, it just becomes I guess

(03:51):
part and past words.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you think dark thoughts? Think dark thoughts?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Grandma, Grandma, grandma, grandma.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
To be she's always.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was a fun night. Though, it was a fun night.
I'm glad. I'm glad I don't have to hopefully organize
any more.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Even now you're the winning to look forward to that
it's in a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, in six weeks, six weeks.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Are you doing his speech? What are your roles that
that we do?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Go to a speech? Me and one of the other
bridesmaids are doing a joint speech. So we're just coming
up with a couple of concepts.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I know sometimes it's cool, not wet, but we did.
I'll go through what we did for my friends. Okay, great,
So it was like the BA school Girls and we
did a speech for our friend Morgues and I actually
came up with this concept. I think I'm going to
claim it, but I'm pretty sure did. Why don't we

(04:49):
go through, like well detail when she first started telling
us about Tim, so we were like, oh my god,
guys a little and then we got like the sound effects.
I just at this guy blah, blah blah blah. I
mean a little bit and like kind of just updated
throughout the relationship is it kind of regressed? And it
was really cool, like, oh my god, Tim, and I

(05:10):
don't like, it was quite funny.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Did you kind of did you kind of make up
the messages or did you actually go like.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Actually, that's why I was watifying because it was actually
in her own writing. Yeah, so it was it was
quite entertaining. And then my friends at my wedding did
there the Polly you know, the Polly Weeno, like playing
on my country poly version and the country and then
the poly vision that they knew in the city, and

(05:38):
it was quite funny, like just going between the different
so something quite like punchy and like a.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Couple of the funny ones that I've seen. Two of
my friends did a did a speech at a wedding,
and they wrote each other's speeches and then swapped them
and they had to read the speech that the other
person had written for them.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
So that was very funny.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
They stayed there at the beginning going okay, yes.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, yeah, and then they swapped and so it was
funny because not only were they kind of taking the
piss out of the like bride and telling funny stories
about hers. But there was also funny moments where the
other person had surprised written jokes for the person that
was reading it, So the bridesmaid that was reading it,
So you kind of almost took the piss out of
yourself as much as you took the pass out of
the bride. That was really funny. Jack Tame wrote a

(06:30):
poem for mine.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh poems always good.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It was really good. This was very funny.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I am say to friends with it, and I did
a ramp open and regret it.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
My friend who I'm doing the speech was with was like,
could we take a song and like change the lyrics
and sing the song? And I was like, oh, you
gotta do it. Well, I've seen that done before where
it's been kind of lame, like it just hasn't really landed.
I think, whatever you do, you've just got.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
At you gotta land, You gotta land. I have faith
you'll be amazing no matter what you do. All right, Well, look,
coming up on the podcast, we talk about the things
that you never got when you were growing up and
all of a sudden you're older and you love them.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
There were some good ones in there actionally.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, it was cut. It was a cute little way
to start the show.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah. Susanne Paul joined us on the show today Legendary
infomercial Icon and we got to do something pretty special
for our show today.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
That was a highlight, and I reveal why my husband's
been wearing Matt un coming up with the podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, Matthew, I've refrained from asking questions about your weekend.
Can we get some music to set the scene a
little word? You hosted a hen's party at your boy
twenty five eight Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
My god, twenty eight women. Yeah, one drag queen and
a life drawing model.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh wow, and all at my house.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
All at my house because I said stupid rather stupidly
and potentially naively. Yeah, mostly instill at my house. Why
not come around?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
There is so much hemine with a Now, one of
your concerns is the wa because your house isn't the
largest of abodes. It's a beautiful place for two people,
maybe not twenty eight pushing thirty.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, And it was fine because we've got a nice
big deck out there side and you can open up
the double sliding doors and stuff and so you've got
the endoor outdoor flow if the weather holds off.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Did that.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
The weather on Saturday was atrocious, so she was warm
and she was into it wind and rain, and so
we were inside for almost the entirety of the party,
and so it was a very very tight squeeze. Here's
the thing I love. I love hosting people, but also

(09:21):
I've just realized I don't know that I'm cut out
stress wise to be able to host that many people
at my house.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Did you feel like you were just constantly worried the
whole time in what was next and what you had
to do, and you couldn't really be in the moment.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
My friend at one point was like, I can physically
see the tense tenseness in your shoulders. She's like, you.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Should have brought a massou.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
She said, very high needed, She said, your shoulders are
very high. They elevated, and they are holding all of
the tightness right up in here right. But there are
a few reasons for that. One the weather, two the
amount of people, and three there were just a few
heck ups along the way. We were ordering pizza that
night for dinner, and I realized that we'd made this

(10:08):
order we'd budgeted it all up, and then the pizza place,
it turns out, doesn't deliver as far as my house.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
So I did something something seemed like a big deal,
but in the moment when everything's trying to go to it, so.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I did something risky, which is that I figured out
where the pizza places delivery service was cut off to,
and I said, okay, well, I'll just get it delivered
to there. I'll get it delivered to this community center,
and it's only ten minutes up the road, so we'll
drive to the community center and I'll pick it up
from there. What I did, but bangcorn, is the fact
that at the community center was a massive party there

(10:44):
that night. So this person from the pizza delivery place
got there before I did and was walking around the
party going pizza. Who ordered the pizza? And thank god
no one just accepted it Willy Lilly, because then luckily
I tuned up, they managed to rescue the pizza. So
that was number one. There were a couple of other
things that happened. We did order a life drawing model. Yes,

(11:09):
I thought that there would be a little bit of
I just thought there would be a bit of a
show that you know it would you'd tease a little bit.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh no, no, no, no no. From my experience, they literally
just strip off and sit on a seat and you're
literally looking at their junk for the whole time, and
it's so awkward.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Immediately immediately, and all I know, it feels wrong, right, yes,
So then it was just there in my living room
for an hour like that, and I keep going to
you comfortable, ukay, you need a cushiony. But otherwise, apart
from the weather and apart from those couple of little haircuts,

(11:48):
it went so well and I'm so happy for my friends.
Just never again, Peage, never again.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
So no more parties. You you're done.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm done. I've done my quota, I've done my job,
and we're good to go.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Many and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Over the last few minutes, we've been talking about our
favorite birds. 'ti's not something I would have ever predicted
years ago. I never really got birds, to be honest,
for many years, and I don't know if it's since
moving to the country and literally being surrounded by native bush.
But recently, I tell you what, the amazing things about
birds that I just never noticed, like the sound of

(12:28):
the kiddo, the wood pigeon when it just flies through
the air and it goes, or the piwocka woka, the
little fantails that just sit outside our door like a
little magical fairy bird. You and I, my sonthing old.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You and I took a trip to the mile for
sounds and we went on a little island walk and
a little bushwalk. In every few steps you'd stop me
and go listen, listen, and I went there is something
beautiful about it. But also page you are kind of
maybe last week showing.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
So the hoy Hole has been named the twenty twenty
four Bird of the Year. Like this competition is growing
every year, right.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
People get so much so competitive about it, so.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Which is of course a penguin. It actually got endorsements
from doctor Jane Goodall, former Prime Minister Helen Clark, and
label leader at Chris Hopkins. They all put their vote
behind the hoyhl this year and it got just under
a six and a half thousand votes. And now I'm
looking into this. We were just chatting because what do
you usually be.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
The fairy tom it's New Zealand's most endangered bird. Yeah,
and I think you know as a fairy. I should
back the fairy, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But doesn't it kind of look like a seagull.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Is Well, it's not like it's not you're not selling
it to me. It's not our most beautiful bird, I
will say that, but it is our most endangered so
we should care for it and look after it.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, good perch. Well here's got a talking about like
those things when you're growing up you really don't appreciate,
like I just I never my dad. I remember he
used to always like point out all the native birds,
and I just never appreciated it. And I don't know
if it's because I'm nearly thirty five, but more and
more my interest towards birds and native birds is growing,
and I wanted to know, Oh, Waite hundred hats, is

(14:19):
this something like this that's also dawned on you that
you used to absolutely think was the lamest thing in
the world, you did not appreciate, and now you're like
caring about I must be getting old because I finally
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Do you know what it is for me? What My
mum always used to iron our sheets, and I thought,
how ridiculous. You don't need to iron your sheets, But
just chuck them on the beard. No one, kids, They're
going to get wrinkled as soon as you get in there. Anyway,
last year I found myself selling to iron my sheets,
and I thought, I am tuning into my mother.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh my god, my mom does it? So it just
anything ironed now, Like.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
There is something appreciated so nice about a craw bed sheet.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Or a sharpened knife. I mean, I'm never the one
that actually sharpens the knife in the kitchen, but boy
do I appreciate how sharpened many In to podcast, we've
been talking about bood of the Year. It has been
named for twenty twenty four we call Yellow Eyed Penguin,
who has taken out this year's competition with six thousand,

(15:25):
three hundred and twenty eight votes. And it's got us
talking about those things that you really don't appreciate when
you're younger and you grow up and you're like, wow,
I finally get the hype for years. I didn't. For years,
I thought this was the most mundane, boring thing in
the world. And now totally on board a.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well fluffed cushion.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Peach, oh, even just the smell of clean linen. We
changed our sheets used today and I was like, Oh,
this is bliss. Have been clean sheets? Oh eight hundred
the hits? What have you been converted to? In time?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Cat?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And hawks Bay is joining us? Hello Cat, Hey there,
how are you?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Very well? Okay, so what did you used to not understand?
And now you are obsessed?

Speaker 5 (16:07):
I like a like a cleaning, well organized car boot
in car.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know what it looks like. Can you talk
me through it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Well, I've got two little kids and you know, getting
a little organizer thing to the back seat and you've
got the little pockets you can put all their bits
in it and then in the boats so you can
have organize your grocery.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
So sorry, what you have like a little an actual
organizer device? What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
This amazing?

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, goes on the back, go on the back of
the passenger seats, and it's got like multiple little pockets
and you can put you know, snacks and toys and
there's a little slot where you can put the iPad
if you're going on a long.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Cat. Can I tell you Pj's car is one of
the most disgusting cars I have ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
No, it's just because I'm in limbo between my current
hats back, I'm gonna upgrade, and.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
She changed her ways.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
I think she can.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I can't thank you so much for a call that
she sounds amazing and I feel like I need to invest.
I wait nd the Hats to join our show. We've
got Monique joining us now, him An eck Hi. Hello?
What did you used to not appreciate?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
But now you totally get getting lunches and stuff ready
the night before, or like putting your movie together before
you make it, like before we have it.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
In the morning, and just taking my wizard.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Have to get going, get out of the door.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Smart.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I used to mock, you know, meal preppers in the weekend,
who would spend so much time getting the meals ready
for the week. Now I'm like, your genius, Like you're
literally saving time.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's amazing. That's what we do. I prepped dinner every
day before I come into work. It's so smart. So smart.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Have you ever done this? This might be a bit grim,
but like when you want to get up and go
to the gym, do you ever wear your active bitter bit?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, no, just man, no, I'm sure a lot of
people do that. That's a good heck, it gets you
out of bed in the morning. Carriss and christ what
about you?

Speaker 7 (18:03):
When I was younger, I never used to respect my mom.
But now that I'm the mother, Oh thank you?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh don't you got? It really hits you like a truck.
When you become a mom, you're like jeeves. I was
never great ful of mouth.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
Yep. And now that I have got children that don't
respect me.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Pay you wait, just you wait. You're going to come
crawling back and apologize to me when you're older. My
mom's says now is calm as.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Maddy and PJ medi and PJ the podcast The Heads
Median Pj's Whole Ball with Razine.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
And we've got four sleeps to go until our whole
Ball this Friday, happening at Marta Hall outside of Raglan
in the White Cuttle region. We're so excited. Weasically literally
started this a couple of weeks ago. It happened very quickly. Basically,
we wanted to throw a party at a local hall,

(19:09):
the unsung hero of our communities around this fine country.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
You've been to a few of them over the years
and they go off well, they do.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
So I live in the wide It up and we
have a local hall and every year there's the annual
party and it honestly like no one gets together like
a small community. So we got you to register that
dot co dot nz and all thanks to Raze Color Shops.
We are coming to tam up a hall this Friday
night to freshen up the hall with a fresh look
of paint and then we're going to throw a ball

(19:39):
in it to celebrate. So things are coming along really nicely, right.
We still need to get our outfits, which will reveal
more later and on the week. Yes, however, there is
something missing from the ball this Friday night, which some
would say is the most crucial part of a party,
the booze. No, I think that's covered bush a DJ ben.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Good music. We need to be able to get up
and dance. We need to be able to have a
just a rollicking good night at the Tamata Wall.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
So basically we're going to throw it out right now.
Oh wait, a hundred thirds could be real risky business,
but I reckon. We get DJs of the White Cutter
region to call up. Oh wait, a hundred of hats,
give us your best DJ patch. Yes, what's your name?
What do you play. How long have you been in business? Well,
maybe you're a band. Give us a call right now.

(20:38):
Oh wait the hats do you want to be our
entertainment this Friday night at ten Master Hall?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
And if you know, if you're sitting there going, oh,
I know a DJ or I know a band in
the way cut yes, text them, call them and get
them to call us right now, because we want to
try and lock this thing in.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, so your best DJ or band patch call us
right now. Oh wait, a hundred thirts. You may not
even be in white cuts over, but maybe you can
get there this Friday night. We want to hear from
you right now. Oh eight hundred fis many. In the
podcast It's time to Verse, Matty was some TV trivia

(21:17):
and what we like to call Meddi shout for Monday
night because who can be bothered cooking to the night
is the week kicks off? True, So all you need
to do is beat Matty best of three with a
little TV trivia game and Craig from Auckland is brave
enough to play this week. Get a Craig.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Hey, Joey, you good? You like your TV Craig?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, great, okay, okay, So we've decided we might start
phoebe it up each week for a bit of fun. Craig, Maddy,
are you ready for this week's theme?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Really hit us with the theme Peage.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
All of the clips that we're going to play this
afternoon will be cartoons. Okay, okay, okay, make you nervous
or excited?

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Makes me nervous.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
It makes me nervous as well, Craig. I wouldn't have
said it was my area of expertise. So just to
quick reminder for people who might not have heard this before,
we'll play a little clip from a specific TV show,
and as soon as one of us knows what this,
what the clip is from, what show the clip is from,
we say our name right, Peage is our buzzer.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Your name is your buzzer. Craig, You're ready to play,
Ready to play as soon as you think you know it,
you yelled, Craig, all right, first clip, here we go.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Then SpongeBob SquarePants.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yes it was Squidward. You've got to be Craig, to
be metty, you've got to be fast, even if you
don't know the answer. Just jump in with Craig and
hope to the best. Okay, clip number two. Here we go,
and the.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
First thing to do was fun and mister Simms, and
I bet he's in that.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Ancient Craig, what do you reckon? A Craig, bad bad
advice from me to jump even if you don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I think I know what it is?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Does he? Do you get it? Don't you? If you
come in with the right answer? Yeah, but what do
you think it is?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I think it's Scooby Doo.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
But I got so boring when you win.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Let's go one more. Let's go one more. And if
Craig gets themself, I'll still shout him dinner, Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
All right, go on. Craig's thinking here is the food
and final club, so.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
They're headed straight for us, A well calculated move straight
out of Sun Zu's classic text, The Art of War
or my own master work, Zach Brannigan's Big Book of War.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
The one thing that kept You're kidding. I seriously thought
this would stop you.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
This week Futurama.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Yes, you're too young to this man.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Great should have thrived.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm so sorry, Craig. I'm sorry. I'm sorry everyone.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
No dinner for you tonight, Craig, but we'll sort you
out with a chimus, We're house prize to thank you
for playing.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Good on you mate, have a good risk, mate, can't serious.
I don't know if we need to make it harder
or if we need to make dinner better, but maybe
we can.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
You guys just sorry, Can you just just remind me?
Am I unbeatable so far?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yes, you are so Please. Anyone that is good at
TV trivia, we need you same time, same place next
week because many could be shouting your dinner. Please.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Maddy, J, Mady and PJ the podcast that It's Weird
listen ball with Brazil.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's right. Our lucky winner of the whole makeover all
thanks to Zen Color Shops, is Timmata Public Hall, just
out of Raglan, And while Razine are going to be
giving the whole a beautiful spruce up this week, it's
our job to plan the ultimate ball to celebrate. So
if good music, free food and drinks, spot prizes and
a whole lot of games sounds like something you'd be

(25:23):
keen on this Friday night, you can regis through at
the hat Stock Co dot in Z slash Holeball for
your chance to win tickets. Now, there was a little
bit of planning that we need to do to Friday night.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
So we're going to get our outfits, which we will
get on to in the next couple of days because
we'll come up with our theme and our themes. Have
we we have announced the theme, haven't we?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, we have a couple of it's it's what is it?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Budget?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
God?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
The Monday and Brains are really Monday and.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Today are the Black on a budget. So we've got
to go to the op shop and find ourselves some outfits.
Peach Yes.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
And we also realize that we haven't got a DJ
or a band for Friday night, which some would say
is the most important night part of a party. So
we got you to call Wait one hundred the hats
if you are a DJ in the White Cutter region
and maybe you could help out this Friday night. Paul
from Kiwi DJs is on the line. Get a pool.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeaday very well, Paul.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
So you're you're a DJ in the area, right, I
tried to be Yeah, Now, could you get yourself to
the hall on Friday night to help us out?

Speaker 7 (26:40):
I could probably work some twenty four K magic.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
And get this brilliant Oh no, I see what you
did there? Pool, I see what you did there.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Well, how long have you been in the business and
what do you specialize in? Like, what are your favorite
parties to dj?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (26:58):
I mean I've been in the business over twenty years now,
and everyone's like every party is different, So yeah, I
mean what makes a good party. I guess it's all
about the people on the vibe. I guess the music,
the vibe, the people. Yeah, I guess being a DJ,
if you work the crowd, and you work with the crowd,

(27:18):
you know, I always take requests from the dancer and
get the crowd and bold, which.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, we love that. Do you like to get up
on the mic a bit and go all right too much?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
No, I don't. I'm not really not really, there's not
my style, not really.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Any Well, many can do that part. Maybe you guys
could collaborate.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yes, that can be a hype.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Man, Paul, if that would work perfectly.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Now, a key question from me, Paul, if you don't
mind me asking, is there such thing as too many
Spice Girls songs at the parties? You think.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Because King's on the crowd again.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
The answer the answer is no, Paul. I think you'll find.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
No exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
What what do you find the ultimate banger that just
inevitably gets everyone on the dance floor.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Again, it depends on the crowd. But like I said before,
twenty four K magic always always work.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
So interesting.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
You got yeah jamming it now?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, it's like we're in the club all right. Well, Paul,
thank you very much for nominating yourself for DJ this
Friday night at to Mother Hall. We haven't locked it
in yet. So if you are a DJ in the
local region of White Cuttle and you free this Friday night,
maybe you're not even a DJ, maybe you're part of

(28:41):
a band. Get in touch now. Oh eight hundred the
hats you can text through four four eight seven. I
know my skills. He thinks you can't play too much beer,
Make or Break.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
The limit does not exist. Page The Limit does not export.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Maddy and PJ. Mady and PJ the.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Podcast that I feel like your husbands need a commission
every time we talk about them on the radio.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh, Ryan, we had a run on last week and
he was legitimately going to invoice our boss Manda to
get paid for it.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
The amount of content we get out of them is
a lot. So I just want to apologize in advance
for the story I'm about to tell about My husband.
BJ is a rugby player and on the weekends he
plays for the regional site. And on Saturday morning, I
was well, I was actually just about to go into
an appointment when I receive a call from BJ, who

(29:38):
is frazzled and panicking, and I go, what's up? And
he goes, we were in my under my under armor shorts,
the ones that I wear every wee be game.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Sorry to the voice again, you can't help it. There
was a there was a less involved.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Doesn't even have those things. I don't know where that
came from. But he's like, Babe, where are my shorts?
I need my like my tight shorts, the bike shorts.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Do you know what? When I was growing up, you
would always hear these stories of men being in the
the inability of men to find things, And I always
thought it was a bit of an exaggeration until I
got married and I realized many useless, useless Ryan cannot
find things to save himself.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
And I'll explain, and I gave him three of the
most likely locations, and he's like, it's always happens just
before rugby. You put my stuff in other places, And
I can't find it. Long story short, he revealed to
me yesterday he couldn't locate the under undergarments. So basically
it's like bike shorts under his rugby shorts, right, just

(30:44):
so like you know, you can't say anything. He went
into my set of drawers and found my tiny little
shorts that I were under my skirt for hockey, like
your spanks, he said, Babe, I was so tight the

(31:05):
whole game. It sucked everything. I was like, well, at
least you didn't go for any of the lazy numbers
like that was probably the most you could find. And
then things couldn't get any worse. So he's like, oh,
finally I'll get out of them. He goes to get

(31:25):
on like his best because they always dress up in
their nice shirt and blazer for the aftermatch function. And
he goes to put on his nice shirt and he
goes and he smells something quite off. Turns out our
cat had you renam all over his best shirt and sorry,

(31:53):
he had to spend the entire function with just raking
of a cat doing ways. And do you know what?
It's because Charlie keeps putting Jojo, our cat in the
washing machine. He keeps hiding her in there. Charlie a
two year old, and so she was obviously just sitting
on one of the ship and Mark two territory. So yeah,

(32:16):
if you thought you had a bad weekend, think again.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Mary and Mary and PJ the podcast The Heads?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Are you a dudeler page?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Like?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Do you doodle on?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I did not know?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
So you want to say you dude kind of girl?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
It's like, well, yes, you and me both.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, I am a dolt, but I don't have a pin.
But honestly, if you put a bit of paper in
front of me with a pin everywhere, it's like an
indication of my brain just scribbles all over the planet.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
So this is the thing I because I have the
Alpha Quiz printed out in front of me every day
so we can read the questions. And I've noticed I've just,
you know, absent mindedly been doodling. And I've realized that
I always doodle the same two things. And I'm wondering,
is there like a universal doodle that people do?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Oh my god, Oh my god, what do you do?
Do you do a flower?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
No? I do stars and I do love hearts.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, yeah, I do that. I do stars, love hearts.
I do a flower. I do actually very super bad?
Is you probably I need to grow up? I would
love to know. Why don't we get it on the
TIC machine, like what is your go to? Absolutely doodle
drawing and maybe we can look into the psychology of this.

(33:37):
Maybe we should get an expert on I love that
text what you doodle for a seven? And yeah, I
think we can deinually do something with.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
This, Mad and Mady and PJ the podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Well, I am very excited to announce guests this afternoon.
You may have heard of her before. Susan Poul Welcome
to the show. Oh thanks, guys.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Lovely to be here.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's so nice to have you. When asked studio, thank
you so much for coming in.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Oh you welcome.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So how are you. How's life like? What's been going
on in the world of Susie p Yeah, No, things
are good.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Thank you great. I'm having a great having the time
of my life.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Was it a big decision to jump on board and
go and do celebrity Trees of Island?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
No, I'm of the stage that I just say yes
to everything. To be honest, whatever anybody asked me, it
doesn't matter what it is, John, I just say, honestly,
and that's why I meet my husband. We go out
all the time because people say will you.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Come and do this?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
We go yeah, okay then and we just go. People
all like, you're out like six nights last week. You
got people as just to go to things.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
So we just say yes.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
And so yeah, my agent said Slippery Treasure Island. Oh yeah,
that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
And it's not the first time you've been on the show.
We've just been it was more than twenty years ago.
You actually been on the show for the first time.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yes, And I was the oldest one on it then,
so I knew I was going to be the oldest
one on this one.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Was it different? You know, if you can peer the
first time around to this time, how different were they?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah? This was more fun. It was really rough. Back
in the day. They didn't really care about celebrities and
the health or their mental health. You know, they literally did.
Just we landed and they said, women are in one team.
You go over there. Men are in that team.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Go over there.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
And then they said to us and build your own hut.
To build your hut, I'm like, what do Louise Wallace
and I know about picked up a couple of leaves,
couple of sticks were basically and then it was dark
and we didn't know how to make a fire, we
had no food. It started raining, so I'm even on

(35:58):
the first night back then, all our clothes were wet.
It was a nightmare. So I thought, well, it's got
to be an improvement.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
On that, and it was. Well, when you came on
this current season, did you sort of feel like all
of those old skills that you'd picked up during you know,
that season more than twenty years ago, or came back
to you. You're like, that's right, I can build a heart,
I can all these things. Or did it feel pretty
like awkward?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I more thought I knew that, And of course I've
watched the show and I know that people can get
upset and overwhelmed. You know, it's all too much. And
my thing that I just kept playing to people all
the time, have a word with yourself, love, I'd say,
because it's just a television show, do you know what

(36:45):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
And we're just here.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I'm just here to have fun, so just calm down,
have a word with yourself. That was sort of me
all the time.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I couldn't have told many days I could have done
with you on my season. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, So I just thought, I'm just going to keep
everybody's spirits hard and just remind everyone, you know, it's
not life or death supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I know, I was crying.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I was crying.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I just laughed all day every day, and I haven't
had such funny agent.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
You've come in guns blazing though. They made you captain
first st ut they did.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
I thought that was a great decision.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Pole around.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yes, that's what's my nickname was child Bossy Boots. So
I loved it and I thought, yeah, I'll make a
good captain and I do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Well, we're having fun watching you and I can't wait
to see the rest of the season. It's been very,
very fun to watch it so far. Would you mind
sticking around and having a little bit of fun with us,
speaking of fun and taking you back to your inmmercial days,
is that possible?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yes, Mary and PJ the podcas Okay, So we have
Susan Paul and studio with us, and obviously you know
some call it the commercial informercial queen. So we thought
we'd play on this and we got Chet Gpt to

(38:14):
write up a little informercial for our show, and we
thought we actually need some professionalism while providing our shows.
So Susan, would you mind reading the script in front
of you?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Is this all me?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
You can pell us at the end.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Are we ready?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
We're ready?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Hello, fabulous listeners, Susan Paul here and do I have
something special for you today? Are you tired of dull afternoons?
Do you need a burst of energy to keep you going? Well,
I've got just the thing, introducing the Meddi and PJ
afternoon radio show on the Hits. That's right, folks, it's

(38:56):
the ultimate pick me up that I'll have you laughing
so hard you'll forget you're stuck in traffic, whether you're
at work, at home, or stuck in the car. Maddi
and PJ have got you covered with their hilarious banter,
crazy challenges and all the music you love. You'll be
having so much fun you won't even notice the clock

(39:17):
ticking down to five PM.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
And that's not all.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Call in during the show and you might just win
fabulous prizes, or better yet, get to chat live with
Maddie and PJ themselves. Who knows what could happen. It's
a show full of surprises. So what are you waiting for?
Tune in too, Maddie and PJ on the Hits every
weekday afternoon. It's fun, it's lively. It's like a party

(39:42):
for your ears and you don't even need to leave
your seat. Remember when life gives you lemons, Maddie and
PJ give you laughter. But wait, there's more, only on
the Hits where fun meets your afternoon.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Oh my go.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I should charge us for that.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
No one likes Suzan pol thousands of luminous spears in
the script. It was amazing. Did that in like one brit.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Which is a pro peege. What can we say? Thank
you so much, Suzanne, it's been a delight having you
in the studio.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Thank you. I hope you enjoy watching the show.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yes, the rest of the seson, Thank you many and PJ.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
The podcast
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

40s and Free Agents: NFL Draft Season
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.