July 9, 2024 • 33 mins
With all the flellas off again, enjoy a fresh crop of rapidfire best bits straight out the oven, into the back of Producer Pugs and back out again into your ears. Jase gets emotional about a friend's passing, Mike has a wild encounter with nature, and Keyzie's being a pest on social media.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Now, you know a lot of times people say to us,
you know that we stretch the truth a little bit
on our show. Who's just people on this treosers, And
it's like, I don't think so unbelievable. What I'm about
to tell you is absolutely true. It's a true story.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Happened right well.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, sometimes I might charm a story a little
bit o tell a true charm it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So my wife said to me last night, oh god, listen,
we're getting a bit low on the old pantry stocks.
Can you maybe do a food shop tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You me, yeah, And I said.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Oh god, she's got to cheek that woman.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I was like, yeah, okay, yeah, fine.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
So I get up today.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I sought my daughter out and then I, you know,
get it to.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
School and stuff. I look out.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So it's pissing down a thrain, you know. To be
honest with you, I really can't as doing that. I can't
be asked going and doing a shop. And then I
gave myself a swift upper cut, and you know, and
I went, no, no, get out there and do it.
And our supermarket's about twenty five minutes away, right, So
I go outside, I get all the recycling bags for
the for the shopping there. I walk out in the
rain and get in the car. I get with I
(01:17):
drive all the way to the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I do the shop.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Takes me about an hour to get all the food.
Go up to the old chicken, go up to the.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Chick out do do do do do do? That'll be
blah blah bl blah, pet pet pet No wallet.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That is a shocker.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So I think to myself, you absolute ob I'm fuming
by this stage.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So I go to the car. I checked the car,
no wallet, So I'm like, oh fuck. Drive all the
way home, twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
All the way home, look around my house, can't find
the wallet anywhere. And I'm like, oh jesus, I'm a
perplectic now I'm just absolutely filthy. So I drive all
the way back to the supermarket, thinking I must have
dropped it in the supermarket car park and or it's
in the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So I drive all the way back.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I've got a bad feeling that I.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Part the car.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I part the car and as I'm getting out of
the carry look down the side panel of the of
the driver's door.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
There there's my wallet.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Ah wow.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And I'm thinking to myself, Oh, you are kidding me
because I never put my wallet.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I've never put my wallet in there before.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Your daughter did it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well, no, what must have been mean?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I was, because I was sewn on into doing this
whole job in the first place.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Put it in there.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And I was like, oh fuck, But at least I'd
found my wallet, right, that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I go back and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It takes some ten minutes of fine where I put
my groceries, and then I'm going and I'm going to pain.
And she said to me, and I quote, do you
have a gold card? I swear to God, I swear
to God. And I went, excuse me, and she said
do you have a gold card? And I said, why
do I look like I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Clearly losing your marble?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And she went, ah, because I said, what do I think?
Do I look like I need a gold card? I'd
have a gold card. She went, well, you're kind of
and I was like, no, I don't have a gold card.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Did you check down the side of the the.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Day I was having so I'm fuming. By now, I
get in the car, pack it all in the rain,
get home and.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
It's getting down. Did you get someone to help you?
Because you get your bed back and then.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well you on a thought staff. I want a gold card.
I get all the way home. It's pissing down. I'm
running down.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm getting all the groceries out of the back of
the car. We have the biggest bag running down the path.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Rap. The whole art of the bag comes.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Out smash, just smash on the pavement and the eggs
and the eggs and by.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That was my morning. Man, that was my morning.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I've got some questions about it. Okay, I might take
you back through that step by step. Sure, I enjoyed that.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I really enjoyed it as well.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I didn't enjoy it at all, especially the gold card.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You know, I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
It's the first time I've ever been asked that.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, I won't be I won't be the last.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The whole Achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and kisy I.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Had a pretty emotional day yesterday watching the old videos
of the Queen there and I, you know, I have
to admit that I spend a bit of time.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
In bed weeping.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh you're not alone, and so that because your eyes
are quite read as well. Yeah yeah, same reason I imagine.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Well, yeah, I mean obviously Queen Memorials Day yesterday and
old Lily bit. Yeah. God, the hell of a career.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Good bastard, Oh really good bastard.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
And when you start going back over all the years
and you think to yourself, you look at everything she
did ninety six sad it's said when they go young
like that.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Totally and what a life, Mike, and the times that
we had to get you know, I guess I was
just recalling those, you know, reliving the old memories, and
I got a bit emotional relationships when you're younger as well, massively.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
So like a particular moment you had with Lily Bit
that really.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Stirs up the Lily b Yeah, yeah, yeah, you too
many we were call easy to be honest with you, mate,
I am so many that it's hard to sort of.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Single one of them out, Like if you just had
to say, there's so many, I don't know where to start,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I remember there was time we were we've sort of
been on the hammer for a couple of days there and.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, and you was being hammered.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
We're out of PORI ruha. When we've managed to we
climbed over the fence one of the local schools there
and they had a pool there and yeah, I saw
Jason because it was sort of skinny dip in there,
and I said, I'll take a photo of Old Jays
over he esteemed as he was. Yeah, yeah, and then
came Old Lily but from the side, absolutely blind sided
Old Hordy j broke four of his ribs, smashed, smashed
(05:54):
them bro straight into the pool. Tell you what, You
wouldn't know to look at it, but her tackling technique
to do.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Brutal man brutal. She hammered me right and yeah to
the ground. Yeah, queen, it was actually six ribs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was just as well. I was esteemed, actually did
really feel it at the time. But the next day she.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Is, I'm not surprised. Your eyes looking a bit read
the miners from the crying and also got the old
conjunct divide us off my daughter, So you're nice.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The darky Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Four on radio.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh yeah, the Datsin's on the radio Hodaki Big Show,
and I've had good word Keyzy, that you do an
amazing Rudolph diborced impression. Speaking of the Datsins, the lead
singer there, I've heard that it is. You can't actually
tell the difference between you and the lead singer of
the Datsun's Rudolph divorced.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
No, no, no, you've got your wives cross Chase. I
actually do a really good dats and impression. This happens
all the time.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
One A, B what do you got? What are you running?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
This is a two forty z okay.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Where you recommanding, but.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Unreal, man. You think you can start to do day
and then oh totally, man, I mean is there a
Is there an impression you can't do keys?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I don't think so, Jason. I can't wait to find out, though.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, well keep on trying. Interesting thing has happened, Jason.
Mate E Messes just came out.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's lovely, isn't she.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well it's actually and incredibly it's the first time we've
ever met her. Yeah, yeah, it gets I get the feeling.
I don't know if you and we haven't spoken about
this off here, but you know, I think we can
talk about it now.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Do you get the feeling that old Keezy over.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
There has been trying to keep her away from us? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I do.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And she's been saying that when we've been dm DM
each other, you know that every time that.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
She brings us up.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, Keysy's like changing the subject all the time or
trying to just stretch into another sort of area. Yeah,
and she finds out really weird and defensive and I
but I definitely got that vibe meeting her in person
at the first time.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
She is lovely. And then you talk about the d
ms there actually, and of course we've got a new
video that's come up on FACI and on the old
instau and that, and it turns out of you actually,
is it me? Is it doing a little when you
were out of the room and you don't know this
old Keysy, you've seen your wife a friend request on
the old facie, how do you feel about how do
(08:42):
you feel about that one?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Now, just keep in mind that you regularly DM my fiance,
you know, you message her daily.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
According to you, I'm just going to I'm just going
to illustrate. I'm just going to paint a picture for
the listeners with words yes please. Ja just doesn't look
happy when you.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Say I want to be talking Facebook instant what well both?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
So it's a request on both, first Facebook, then Instagram,
and then she didn't reply on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You said.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I beg your pardon, Kesey.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Well just to be like, hey, hurry up, like you
want to be friends with you so you can d.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Because you said you're seeing a request, but then you're
seeing a message as well that said this is more
than a request.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, And then I tried to call her using
Facebook Messenger as well. Did you just to draw her
attention back to her phone.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Leave like a winky emoji or anything like that. Yeah, well,
I'll be having a word tonight. That and I can
you can rest assured, Keezy not going to happen, not
on my watch mate, when my wife and I have
a very close relationship and no one, no one is
getting in between us.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Why are you so defensive?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I feel like I'll tell you what, man, If you
think you're going to get Jase and Terry can get
to Jason's messes, no show.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Another thing coming, Baddy.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Often people think of plastic surgeries and stuff as.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's not a good thing. Yes, and that couldn't be
further from the trip. Look at the man Keys, I know, but.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
For the last however long, he's been making us think
that he's been working out and eating healthy and stuff.
That's the part I'm a bit disappointed about. I'm glad
you feel good about yourself.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Cheese balls and pies.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, really you think I hoe into the cheese balls
used to see Mokey, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Because I haven't had any chips in the studio all year,
nothing moments, protein bars and stuff. Sure, but you know
you must have seen through that, surely.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know, man, and I have so many people come
up to me in the supermarket and and.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
You know, on the streets and stuff, and they go, jays,
she looks so.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Good, Yes you do?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
People even with that on, Yeah, yeah, they see you
look so good, Jason. People say that you or I'll
be walking on the street and someone will shout out
of the.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Car hoidy j hard.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Really, you know what I mean, to a point where
it's actually getting quite embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
My wife gets.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Pessed about, gets ready pested about that stuff, you know,
because she's quite jealous. She's alon mate, And I get
a lot of second glances from the ladies, kisy I
don't need to tell you that you've experience that.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Are you about loud enough?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I have?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
But are you about to admit that you've had worked
done as well?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Here right? So what if you had done this brist augmentation?
That is that?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Why that's so massy?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, they're hot, we'll feel them, go ahead, I don't
want to know. We'll just have a touch, all right, fine,
How good is that?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yeah, heels pretty good?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah, rhyino plastic. I had a bit of rhino plastic plastic? Yeah,
what's that?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
The old like Mogi, but the opposite. I got more
put on because I was wanting it to be a
bit sort of regal character.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, character and all that sort of character acting. And
I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Be too hot, right, too hot?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, I don't want to be cast the hot sixy lead.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I don't think you would have had to worry about
tammy tap chemical peels.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I've had erasion, I've had.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Bliffer plastic, yeah, bliffer pastic.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Islands, the old Islands tightened up a little bit there,
and chine augmentation.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah. I've actually got to get the bliffer done because
my doctor said, I've got those.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Fluids, you know, and I.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I've got to get my ears pinned back. Yeah. Yeah,
I got to get some hair put in just around
the receding you said, I'm gonna get some more here.
I want to bring my hairline just down.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Like right, you're pointing to just about you.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
About my eyebrows, because I think you want to. You
want to when people see you to be like, oh
my god, who is that? No one's even been seen
with hereline that goes all the way down to the eyebrows.
Just from the eyebrows, it's just here all the way, yeah,
with a part right up the gats.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah right, and then your fake picks and your traps.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah. Yeah, I've got to be honest with you. I
wasn't going to mention this.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Jase?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Have amount of people that come up to me and go,
how do you have such lustrous here?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Jason here transplants you're joking. No, I'm not so.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Am I the only one of the big show that
hasn't had any work.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Done, ironically the one that needs the most work, right.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
So if you were me, then what would you start with?
And don't say don't God.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Damn, where do you have again?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Geezy?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well look, I think you can take a couple of
feet off the snols for a stack.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Couple of feet.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Choking some fake buzsies like you.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Oh you can get some fake busies, do it, mate.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
I might just they feel good keysy, I know, but
no offense. I might just do it the good old
fashioned way. Workout, go for runs, eat healthy.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
You can run all you want. You're never going to
lose any weight off that massive speaker.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
You're never outrun that key.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I was just having a bit of a reminisce, actually,
Jose about the old trip. We trip we took down
to New Plymouth here. So it was good. Did an
outside broadcast here down at the beautiful Shining Peak Brewery.
Good time. So tell you what though, just quite you know,
just between us, I'm quite a nervous flyer, yes, And
(14:40):
that's a smaller plane that goes down there at a
new Plymouth from the from Auckland, and so I was
a little bit I was a little bit bloody shaky
on the air. And there there's an old fellow of
just across from the aisle, across the oil from me,
and he's I got the feeling he could he could
sort of see it in me.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
He's about your anxiety and the affairs and yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
And I mean he was about ninety so he's probably
seen a bit of it. But anyway, next to him
he had a cardboard box, pretty normal sort of size
one there that was parked up, and I just assumed
that it was a cat in there, because I thought, oh,
maybe they're not going to put it in the hole
because it's a smaller plane, and I just he's knocks
it out with some drugs and it's not going to
(15:24):
try and scratch its way out. Yeah. Yeah, But as
it turned out it had a kiwi in it. It did, yeah,
And I got to yarning to him and he said, no, no,
it's not a cat. It's a kiwi. And he travels
all over the country with his keywi. It flies beside
him in the box and he takes it around to
see school children. There was going to see a thousand
school children that that very day, yeah, which is bloody amazing,
(15:48):
and actually managed to calm me down a bit. But
then we had a bit of the old bloody turbulance
right as they started bringing the you know, the drinks
trolley around. And that's it for me, man, I absolutely
freak out when that sort of thing's going on. I
don't know about you, You go.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh, yeah, I'm not good with turbulence.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
To be fair, I tend to sort of hold someone's
hand or grip someone's thigh in that situation.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, but yeah, not good.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Not good at all. And then of course they because
what's funny is the staff, the ehst they don't actually care, No,
they sort of wander up and down, not bothered about it.
They've seen worse, keisy, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, they have to keep everyone calm back.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. But then anyway, they went
to hand me a cup of me coffee there geez,
bloody hot. I thought they held you thin paper cups,
but they actually had double stacked them, so pulled me
a nice hot cup of hot joe. They are a
little bit nervous. Think that'll calm me nerves, Doe. We
hit some turbulence there, yes, and bugging me days if
(16:51):
I haven't just tipped it all over there, old sparkly there,
the old Kiwi.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, what have you ever heard a kiwi screw?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
My god, I mean it's not pleasant.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I have heard that unless if one canceling headphones.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Hot coffee, Yeah, straight out of the snout, the eyes,
the head.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
It was awful because they're not used to that in
the world. No, they're very really, you'll very rarely see
a key we get sprayed with hot coffee. Yeah. So well,
I went into a state of shock pretty quick once
I's screaming died down. Jason. Yeah, and that was good
because that's sort of like that was freaking me.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah right, yeah, and so was it like, is the
key we alive?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Well not technically, he is alive in the hearts and
minds of thousands of school children, obviously in the memories, right,
But yeah, I mean we're just sort of thinking that probably,
you know, the kids that day will be just as
happy to see a dead one as a live one,
better a dead one than no at all.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And they still get to touch it and yeah, yeah,
the air is a danger of getting quite stinky though,
But tell you what, the.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Worst thing was the feathers. Jason, Hey, yeah, ruined totally mate.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
The whole Archy B Show one days from four on
Radio Hurdich.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We said before the break there, actually we've got a
bit of an issue with old Keesy Monogio was pretty
fired up and the old bulgers were really seeming.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
And I tell you so, we.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Actually took the time there and the break and the
tune too for old Monoggio just to have a sip
of water and calm down and take a few deep breasts.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You're all good now, mate, just.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
To decompress a little.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
The thing about it is, Jason, and I think you
and I have had this discussion, you know, amongst ourselves before.
But when I'm angry, when I act angry, it's because
it's just to cover up the fact that I've had
my feelings hurt. Yeah You've been hurt. Yeah, yeah, And
so it's sort of a big cover up. It's a
big facade. It might be angry, but really I'm just
I'm crying on the inside. Yeah, I think that's what's
(18:55):
happened here because I just cannot believe that you and
I have been stabbed in the back.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Can I just say my initial you can?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah? Look, can I just say.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
What I'm like here in the sense that you're a
good but I might, I might appear.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I just bury it deep deep within me.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
And as a consequence of that, the hurt I'm talking about,
it feels like knives stabbing me in the gap, and
I just push it all down and suppress it.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Sounds yeah, but anyway, I mean, I was it's all
saturd today, Jose, when I was sort of going through
the old Instagram there, look, and what do I come
across but an image of old Keyzy. It's some sort
of shindig with the entire staff. Yeah, we're talking mate,
(19:52):
and there's a it looks like some kind of a
lunch look flashed. Everybody was there, everybody, Jay said as
to say, except for you and me. Indeed, So I
made some inquiries and it turned out that old Kezy
was meant to be the one to invite us along. Yeah,
I didn't get an invite. Did you get an invite? No?
(20:14):
I didn't mit, So it just here. It's because I
thought that we were a team. Yeah, and it turns
out that maybe we're not.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
It's interesting, isn't it, Because I think what you're referring
to is the beer and pie July scenario.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
And it hurts.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
A bit for me too, because you know, as you know,
I wasn't invited as well. And just yesterday I won't
name names, but someone in the office.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Here just unleashing on Kesey.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Just get face, not to his face, and I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
are you stuck.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I won't have I won't have that kind of carry on.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Thanks Jo, you know Kezy, you leave Kezy to us.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
He's prospecting for the big shoe exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I won't have anyone, you know, putting in a hard
word on Kezy.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
And then I find out from.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Kate today that you've spoken Kezy about inviting me and
you along.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
To this big Sois Ray with the pies.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
And the beersies, and right then Kezy didn't pass it on.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Look, I apologize.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
And now whenever I get an apology, I like to
hear I'm sorry. Hang on, I'll make an apology because
it's talking about you saying sorry. I want to hear
you say sorry, not that One day you're going to
make an apology.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Just hang on, all right, So what's happened here? We've
got our wires crossed. It's a classic case of just
some misunderstanding.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Do you know what this feels like? Jason? Yeah, yeah,
he's trying to do the odd switch through.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
So what's happened is Kate has said, hey, Kezy, do
you reckon? Mike and Jason be keen to come to
a beer and pie July thing? And I said, oh,
I'm pretty sure they're both busy today, but invite them anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I don't know what was I doing.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Why would you say we were busy.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I just I remembered looking at the calendar and thinking
and seeing you guys had stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
On, well, calendar, calendar.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I run a big show calendar, and anyways, but I said, hey,
invite them anyway.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
So what's probably the only reason you'd run a big
show calendar is if there's a picture of busies on it.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Well, yeah, admittedly there is a picture of busies on it.
But I looked at the calendar for a long time
ages just double checking everything, and I think what's happened
is she's invited you by email I think I might
have gone to a junk mail or something like that.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, it's interesting that it just never came up in conversation, Jess,
you guys coming to the latch tomorrow, you know, or
something like that.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
You know.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I mean, I just think, I just I just think
we deserve to hear you say you are sorry.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, look, I'm sorry that this happened to you guys.
I can understand why. I'm sorry that I did this
to you guys. Think I can understand you're upset. I
will make sure next time that you guys get the invite.
I will do it in person, verbally, or I'll call
you all.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Right, Well, don't do that. Yeah, Well, I hate the work.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I didn't want to go.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You hate work functions. How was it today?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
How was it?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I was all right? All right, Yeah, you've got low standards, brother.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Better things to do with my day than fatass around
with people drinking?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
And why did we do this whole thing?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Then? Well that's principal, Yeah, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Principal the whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's funny, isn't it Mike, have been parents, the challenges
that our kids faced.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
You know other massive pain in the air.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh yeah, massive pain in the aus. What was I thinking?
You know?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
But anyway, I had my I gone home from work
last night actually, and my daughter was really upset, my youngest.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
She did she miss her daddy.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
No, she very really misses me. It's actually she very
really does.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I mean, if I'm away for a couple of days,
she might occasionally go, we's dad, But otherwise, name she
doesn't tend to miss me too much. But anyway, she'd
written this English essay and.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
And she'd been failed.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
She got a zero for her English essay.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
And I remember her.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I remember her writing and stuff and reading little bits
of it and going, oh Jesus, that's quite that's quite good.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
And I said, oh, that's that's really weird.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I mean, I wonder why the English teacher would I mean, zero,
you know, that's pretty pretty harsh. And so anyway, I
ended up bringing her English teacher today and said, you know,
what's the story. You know, she's written this essay I've written,
I've now read it. I think it's an extraordinary essay.
And he said, oh, lot, you know, I was reading
this essay and it was so meticulous, and there was
(24:47):
such profound wisdom in it, and it was so.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Beautiful, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
And he said to me, I'll be honest with you,
mister Hoyt, it's the most extraordinary bit of writing I've
ever read in my life. Yeah, And I thought to myself,
there's no way this fourteen year old kid could have
written something as profound and as magnificent as this, So
it must be a clear case of plagiarism, right, you know,
because there's no way that she could have done that.
But anyway, we had a discussion and found out that
(25:18):
actually she genuinely did write it, and he had no
proof that it was plagiarism because he didn't find it
and he looked for it everywhere and stuff. And then
he said to me, well, I feel ready bad, and
she's got a real gift. And I've actually got a
mate that's in publishing. Can I maybe put it to
your mate, to my mate and see if he's interested
(25:39):
in publishing because this is an extraordinary piece of work.
I mean, seriously, I've been teaching twenty years. I haven't
seen anything within two of this kind of writing, especially
for a girl that age. Yeah, I mean, right now,
we've created a bit of a headache for ourselves because
it's it's massively got it. It's got massively out and
about in the publishing world, right and we've got twelve publishers.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Fine to want a publisher unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh my god, I don't need this ship right now,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
So you're saying that the teacher said it's the bitest
piece of writing he's ever read. Yes, because I've met
actually met him and he's only like twenty two or
twenty three, so it didn't strike me as something that's
very well, very well read. Yeah, at a primary school,
So I mean, I mean, I just remembering about my daughter.
(26:32):
He remembered about my.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Got his English degree in Oxford. He was on a
scholarship over it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
On a scholarship was a bit of a he was
a Rhodes scholarship.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
So not only what did he have a scholarship there
at Oxford? He also do he knows so much about
he was.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Young, all black, so it was I don't know, if
you know. The Rhodes scholarship look at that, Yeah, very prestigious.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
But yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, sure, he's twenty two. Sure, yeah,
but what were you saying about your daughter?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Look, I don't know to brag. I don't think it's
not it's not my thing to sort of compare.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We don't want to start one up.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Airples, needless to say, you know the at.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
The the the the old conference there for teachers, which
is early childhood, primary and secondary and universities. Yeah, my
daughter has gotten the nickname young Shakespeare.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
But we won't get right, we won't get mate. You
don't get into that. Hey, let me just say kudos
to your daughter, and self publishing is worthy as well.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Self publishing.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I just had I just had a thought.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
With your your daughter being the third best calligrapher in
the world, why don't we get your daughter to calliguify
her story.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh that's a good idea, your your daughter.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, my daughter's story. Yeah, but choose us to publish
it in the end.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
We can get her, your daughter to write out, write
it out in calligraphy.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
For me, I mean normally I would say yes, but
my daughter, she prefers to write, you know, sort of
writing that uses words that's got sort of more than
three letters in each word, you know.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
So before you really quickly, what was your daughter's amazing
piece on this life changing piece that she wrote?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
What was it actually on? Ah?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Something about the the anatomy of being? I think she
called it right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Big show podcast.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I've talked a lot about the birds lately.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
You guys, you guys have been giving me a fear
about a fair amount of gyp about that. But I'm
telling you, I'm telling you something is going on. I
was in my laundry today, right, and it was a beautiful,
beautiful day outside my laundry.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Well, yeah, nah, is the story.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Freaky gets real, Freaky gets real, freaking. So I'm sitting
there and and I'm not sitting in my laundry and
standing on my laundry.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
What are you doing in there?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Getting my washing out of the out of the washing machine?
Speaker 6 (29:18):
And I sorry, is it front load or top load?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Front load?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's a pretty old machine there, chish, And so I'm
putting it all in the washing basket then, and I
think do I put it in the dryer? And I
opened up the dar and I think, now it's a
beautiful dang when I hang it out, don't be a
lazy ass. So I go outside and I'm hanging up
the washing on my washing line there make you know,
(29:43):
click m hm, click click, hanging the washing out.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
And as I'm hanging the washing out, I notice.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
You got arthritis.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
That was my washing, that was pie click click.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's rotating and it's a rotating spin, especially on a lean.
At the moment, I've been able to correct that. So
I'm standing there and as I'm hanging out the washing,
I go.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Hang about.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
There's birds all along the fence line just staring at me.
And I noticed I've got a couple of trees down
the back property. There there's birds and the trees and
I can see their little lies blinking, you know, the blank.
So I hang out the washing and I'm like, oh,
this is this is freaking man. And I really wanted
a drry at that point, and I went, no, I'm
not having a darry.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I'm not going to crack.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
And I thought, yet, no, go how many how many
birds were We're talking fifty I don't even know how
many are in the trees right?
Speaker 5 (30:39):
And what kind of birds?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Miners, sparrows, your pigeon, sure you dove and maybe even
a magpie, any flamingos No flamingos. So I said, no,
I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mow
the lawns. I need to distraight myself. I need a
darry And these birds are freaking me out. They're just
sitting there looking at me. Get my lawnmar start law mowing,
(31:07):
put my skull candies on doing the lawn.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
The birds are just.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Sitting there and on the on the on the fence
there and in the trees, all on the fence line,
and it's freaking me out.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I'm not I'm not lying, man.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I finished doing the lawns, right, doo doo, dog dog
dog dog dog boogo?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Was that turning it off?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
And I'm taking the lawn mower up the garden, you know,
up the lawns there, and I take my skull can
in his eye lo across.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
And the birds they just came out of the sky, Mogi.
They came off the trees, out of the trees making up.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
The fence and they're on my lawn pecking picking at
the grass, just picking.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
There's grass flying everywhere. What ady jay standing.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Them picking mogy picking grass frying everywhere.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Freaky airs man.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
So they were just like eating worms in that.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I don't know what the hell they were doing.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
It was a massacre, Masaca of what.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
I don't know, Maggie. They were just picking, picking at
the lawn, picking.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Eating worms and that because you've had real long lawns, eh,
and now they could get at the wombs.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh yeah, well you don't think that's freaky then.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
No, that's what birds do, the weirds.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh they were birds, yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Jase, I think you need to just relax on the
whole birds thing, you know what I mean. They're just
doing what birds do.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, but picking, man, they were picking right at the
grass and my lawn there.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Okay, man, Okay, I need a dorry.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarkey
The Big Show with Night and Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Buy five Barista made coffees and get the sixth free,
No catch, just use their coffee card.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Now, you know a lot of times people say to us,
you know that we stretch the truth a little bit
on our show. Who's just people on this treosers, And
it's like, I don't think so unbelievable. What I'm about
to tell you is absolutely true. It's a true story.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Happened right well.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, sometimes I might charm a story a little
bit o tell a true charm it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So my wife said to me last night, oh god, listen,
we're getting a bit low on the old pantry stocks.
Can you maybe do a food shop tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You me, yeah, And I said.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Oh god, she's got to cheek that woman.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I was like, yeah, okay, yeah, fine.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
So I get up today.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I sought my daughter out and then I, you know,
get it to.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
School and stuff. I look out.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So it's pissing down a thrain, you know. To be
honest with you, I really can't as doing that. I can't
be asked going and doing a shop. And then I
gave myself a swift upper cut, and you know, and
I went, no, no, get out there and do it.
And our supermarket's about twenty five minutes away, right, So
I go outside, I get all the recycling bags for
the for the shopping there. I walk out in the
rain and get in the car. I get with I
(01:17):
drive all the way to the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I do the shop.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Takes me about an hour to get all the food.
Go up to the old chicken, go up to the.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Chick out do do do do do do? That'll be
blah blah bl blah, pet pet pet No wallet.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That is a shocker.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So I think to myself, you absolute ob I'm fuming
by this stage.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So I go to the car. I checked the car,
no wallet, So I'm like, oh fuck. Drive all the
way home, twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
All the way home, look around my house, can't find
the wallet anywhere. And I'm like, oh jesus, I'm a
perplectic now I'm just absolutely filthy. So I drive all
the way back to the supermarket, thinking I must have
dropped it in the supermarket car park and or it's
in the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So I drive all the way back.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I've got a bad feeling that I.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Part the car.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I part the car and as I'm getting out of
the carry look down the side panel of the of
the driver's door.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
There there's my wallet.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Ah wow.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And I'm thinking to myself, Oh, you are kidding me
because I never put my wallet.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I've never put my wallet in there before.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Your daughter did it?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well, no, what must have been mean?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I was, because I was sewn on into doing this
whole job in the first place.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Put it in there.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And I was like, oh fuck, But at least I'd
found my wallet, right, that's good.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So I go back and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It takes some ten minutes of fine where I put
my groceries, and then I'm going and I'm going to pain.
And she said to me, and I quote, do you
have a gold card? I swear to God, I swear
to God. And I went, excuse me, and she said
do you have a gold card? And I said, why
do I look like I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Clearly losing your marble?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And she went, ah, because I said, what do I think?
Do I look like I need a gold card? I'd
have a gold card. She went, well, you're kind of
and I was like, no, I don't have a gold card.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Did you check down the side of the the.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Day I was having so I'm fuming. By now, I
get in the car, pack it all in the rain,
get home and.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
It's getting down. Did you get someone to help you?
Because you get your bed back and then.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well you on a thought staff. I want a gold card.
I get all the way home. It's pissing down. I'm
running down.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm getting all the groceries out of the back of
the car. We have the biggest bag running down the path.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Rap. The whole art of the bag comes.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Out smash, just smash on the pavement and the eggs
and the eggs and by.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That was my morning. Man, that was my morning.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I've got some questions about it. Okay, I might take
you back through that step by step. Sure, I enjoyed that.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I really enjoyed it as well.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I didn't enjoy it at all, especially the gold card.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You know, I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
It's the first time I've ever been asked that.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, I won't be I won't be the last.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The whole Achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and kisy I.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Had a pretty emotional day yesterday watching the old videos
of the Queen there and I, you know, I have
to admit that I spend a bit of time.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
In bed weeping.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh you're not alone, and so that because your eyes
are quite read as well. Yeah yeah, same reason I imagine.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Well, yeah, I mean obviously Queen Memorials Day yesterday and
old Lily bit. Yeah. God, the hell of a career.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Good bastard, Oh really good bastard.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
And when you start going back over all the years
and you think to yourself, you look at everything she
did ninety six sad it's said when they go young
like that.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Totally and what a life, Mike, and the times that
we had to get you know, I guess I was
just recalling those, you know, reliving the old memories, and
I got a bit emotional relationships when you're younger as well, massively.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
So like a particular moment you had with Lily Bit
that really.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Stirs up the Lily b Yeah, yeah, yeah, you too
many we were call easy to be honest with you, mate,
I am so many that it's hard to sort of.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Single one of them out, Like if you just had
to say, there's so many, I don't know where to start,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I remember there was time we were we've sort of
been on the hammer for a couple of days there and.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, and you was being hammered.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
We're out of PORI ruha. When we've managed to we
climbed over the fence one of the local schools there
and they had a pool there and yeah, I saw
Jason because it was sort of skinny dip in there,
and I said, I'll take a photo of Old Jays
over he esteemed as he was. Yeah, yeah, and then
came Old Lily but from the side, absolutely blind sided
Old Hordy j broke four of his ribs, smashed, smashed
(05:54):
them bro straight into the pool. Tell you what, You
wouldn't know to look at it, but her tackling technique
to do.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Brutal man brutal. She hammered me right and yeah to
the ground. Yeah, queen, it was actually six ribs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was just as well. I was esteemed, actually did
really feel it at the time. But the next day she.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Is, I'm not surprised. Your eyes looking a bit read
the miners from the crying and also got the old
conjunct divide us off my daughter, So you're nice.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The darky Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Four on radio.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh yeah, the Datsin's on the radio Hodaki Big Show,
and I've had good word Keyzy, that you do an
amazing Rudolph diborced impression. Speaking of the Datsins, the lead
singer there, I've heard that it is. You can't actually
tell the difference between you and the lead singer of
the Datsun's Rudolph divorced.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
No, no, no, you've got your wives cross Chase. I
actually do a really good dats and impression. This happens
all the time.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
One A, B what do you got? What are you running?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
This is a two forty z okay.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Where you recommanding, but.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Unreal, man. You think you can start to do day
and then oh totally, man, I mean is there a
Is there an impression you can't do keys?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I don't think so, Jason. I can't wait to find out, though.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, well keep on trying. Interesting thing has happened, Jason.
Mate E Messes just came out.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's lovely, isn't she.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well it's actually and incredibly it's the first time we've
ever met her. Yeah, yeah, it gets I get the feeling.
I don't know if you and we haven't spoken about
this off here, but you know, I think we can
talk about it now.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Do you get the feeling that old Keezy over.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
There has been trying to keep her away from us? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I do.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
And she's been saying that when we've been dm DM
each other, you know that every time that.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
She brings us up.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, Keysy's like changing the subject all the time or
trying to just stretch into another sort of area. Yeah,
and she finds out really weird and defensive and I
but I definitely got that vibe meeting her in person
at the first time.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
She is lovely. And then you talk about the d
ms there actually, and of course we've got a new
video that's come up on FACI and on the old
instau and that, and it turns out of you actually,
is it me? Is it doing a little when you
were out of the room and you don't know this
old Keysy, you've seen your wife a friend request on
the old facie, how do you feel about how do
(08:42):
you feel about that one?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Now, just keep in mind that you regularly DM my fiance,
you know, you message her daily.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
According to you, I'm just going to I'm just going
to illustrate. I'm just going to paint a picture for
the listeners with words yes please. Ja just doesn't look
happy when you.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Say I want to be talking Facebook instant what well both?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
So it's a request on both, first Facebook, then Instagram,
and then she didn't reply on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You said.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I beg your pardon, Kesey.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Well just to be like, hey, hurry up, like you
want to be friends with you so you can d.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Because you said you're seeing a request, but then you're
seeing a message as well that said this is more
than a request.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, And then I tried to call her using
Facebook Messenger as well. Did you just to draw her
attention back to her phone.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Leave like a winky emoji or anything like that. Yeah, well,
I'll be having a word tonight. That and I can
you can rest assured, Keezy not going to happen, not
on my watch mate, when my wife and I have
a very close relationship and no one, no one is
getting in between us.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Why are you so defensive?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
I feel like I'll tell you what, man, If you
think you're going to get Jase and Terry can get
to Jason's messes, no show.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Another thing coming, Baddy.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Often people think of plastic surgeries and stuff as.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's not a good thing. Yes, and that couldn't be
further from the trip. Look at the man Keys, I know, but.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
For the last however long, he's been making us think
that he's been working out and eating healthy and stuff.
That's the part I'm a bit disappointed about. I'm glad
you feel good about yourself.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Cheese balls and pies.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, really you think I hoe into the cheese balls
used to see Mokey, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Because I haven't had any chips in the studio all year,
nothing moments, protein bars and stuff. Sure, but you know
you must have seen through that, surely.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know, man, and I have so many people come
up to me in the supermarket and and.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
You know, on the streets and stuff, and they go, jays,
she looks so.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Good, Yes you do?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
People even with that on, Yeah, yeah, they see you
look so good, Jason. People say that you or I'll
be walking on the street and someone will shout out
of the.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Car hoidy j hard.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Really, you know what I mean, to a point where
it's actually getting quite embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
My wife gets.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Pessed about, gets ready pested about that stuff, you know,
because she's quite jealous. She's alon mate, And I get
a lot of second glances from the ladies, kisy I
don't need to tell you that you've experience that.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Are you about loud enough?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I have?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
But are you about to admit that you've had worked
done as well?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Oh? Hell?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Here right? So what if you had done this brist augmentation?
That is that?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Why that's so massy?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, they're hot, we'll feel them, go ahead, I don't
want to know. We'll just have a touch, all right, fine,
How good is that?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Yeah, heels pretty good?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah, rhyino plastic. I had a bit of rhino plastic plastic? Yeah,
what's that?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
The old like Mogi, but the opposite. I got more
put on because I was wanting it to be a
bit sort of regal character.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, character and all that sort of character acting. And
I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Be too hot, right, too hot?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, I don't want to be cast the hot sixy lead.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
All the time.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I don't think you would have had to worry about
tammy tap chemical peels.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I've had erasion, I've had.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Bliffer plastic, yeah, bliffer pastic.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Islands, the old Islands tightened up a little bit there,
and chine augmentation.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah. I've actually got to get the bliffer done because
my doctor said, I've got those.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Fluids, you know, and I.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I've got to get my ears pinned back. Yeah. Yeah,
I got to get some hair put in just around
the receding you said, I'm gonna get some more here.
I want to bring my hairline just down.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Like right, you're pointing to just about you.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
About my eyebrows, because I think you want to. You
want to when people see you to be like, oh
my god, who is that? No one's even been seen
with hereline that goes all the way down to the eyebrows.
Just from the eyebrows, it's just here all the way, yeah,
with a part right up the gats.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah right, and then your fake picks and your traps.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah. Yeah, I've got to be honest with you. I
wasn't going to mention this.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Jase?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Have amount of people that come up to me and go,
how do you have such lustrous here?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Jason here transplants you're joking. No, I'm not so.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Am I the only one of the big show that
hasn't had any work.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Done, ironically the one that needs the most work, right.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
So if you were me, then what would you start with?
And don't say don't God.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Damn, where do you have again?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Geezy?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well look, I think you can take a couple of
feet off the snols for a stack.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Couple of feet.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Choking some fake buzsies like you.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Oh you can get some fake busies, do it, mate.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
I might just they feel good keysy, I know, but
no offense. I might just do it the good old
fashioned way. Workout, go for runs, eat healthy.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
You can run all you want. You're never going to
lose any weight off that massive speaker.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
You're never outrun that key.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I was just having a bit of a reminisce, actually,
Jose about the old trip. We trip we took down
to New Plymouth here. So it was good. Did an
outside broadcast here down at the beautiful Shining Peak Brewery.
Good time. So tell you what though, just quite you know,
just between us, I'm quite a nervous flyer, yes, And
(14:40):
that's a smaller plane that goes down there at a
new Plymouth from the from Auckland, and so I was
a little bit I was a little bit bloody shaky
on the air. And there there's an old fellow of
just across from the aisle, across the oil from me,
and he's I got the feeling he could he could
sort of see it in me.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
He's about your anxiety and the affairs and yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
And I mean he was about ninety so he's probably
seen a bit of it. But anyway, next to him
he had a cardboard box, pretty normal sort of size
one there that was parked up, and I just assumed
that it was a cat in there, because I thought, oh,
maybe they're not going to put it in the hole
because it's a smaller plane, and I just he's knocks
it out with some drugs and it's not going to
(15:24):
try and scratch its way out. Yeah. Yeah, But as
it turned out it had a kiwi in it. It did, yeah,
And I got to yarning to him and he said, no, no,
it's not a cat. It's a kiwi. And he travels
all over the country with his keywi. It flies beside
him in the box and he takes it around to
see school children. There was going to see a thousand
school children that that very day, yeah, which is bloody amazing,
(15:48):
and actually managed to calm me down a bit. But
then we had a bit of the old bloody turbulance
right as they started bringing the you know, the drinks
trolley around. And that's it for me, man, I absolutely
freak out when that sort of thing's going on. I
don't know about you, You go.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh, yeah, I'm not good with turbulence.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
To be fair, I tend to sort of hold someone's
hand or grip someone's thigh in that situation.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, but yeah, not good.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Not good at all. And then of course they because
what's funny is the staff, the ehst they don't actually care, No,
they sort of wander up and down, not bothered about it.
They've seen worse, keisy, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, they have to keep everyone calm back.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. But then anyway, they went
to hand me a cup of me coffee there geez,
bloody hot. I thought they held you thin paper cups,
but they actually had double stacked them, so pulled me
a nice hot cup of hot joe. They are a
little bit nervous. Think that'll calm me nerves, Doe. We
hit some turbulence there, yes, and bugging me days if
(16:51):
I haven't just tipped it all over there, old sparkly there,
the old Kiwi.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah, what have you ever heard a kiwi screw?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
My god, I mean it's not pleasant.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I have heard that unless if one canceling headphones.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Hot coffee, Yeah, straight out of the snout, the eyes,
the head.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
It was awful because they're not used to that in
the world. No, they're very really, you'll very rarely see
a key we get sprayed with hot coffee. Yeah. So well,
I went into a state of shock pretty quick once
I's screaming died down. Jason. Yeah, and that was good
because that's sort of like that was freaking me.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah right, yeah, and so was it like, is the
key we alive?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Well not technically, he is alive in the hearts and
minds of thousands of school children, obviously in the memories, right,
But yeah, I mean we're just sort of thinking that probably,
you know, the kids that day will be just as
happy to see a dead one as a live one,
better a dead one than no at all.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And they still get to touch it and yeah, yeah,
the air is a danger of getting quite stinky though,
But tell you what, the.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Worst thing was the feathers. Jason, Hey, yeah, ruined totally mate.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
The whole Archy B Show one days from four on
Radio Hurdich.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We said before the break there, actually we've got a
bit of an issue with old Keesy Monogio was pretty
fired up and the old bulgers were really seeming.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
And I tell you so, we.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Actually took the time there and the break and the
tune too for old Monoggio just to have a sip
of water and calm down and take a few deep breasts.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You're all good now, mate, just.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
To decompress a little.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
The thing about it is, Jason, and I think you
and I have had this discussion, you know, amongst ourselves before.
But when I'm angry, when I act angry, it's because
it's just to cover up the fact that I've had
my feelings hurt. Yeah You've been hurt. Yeah, yeah, And
so it's sort of a big cover up. It's a
big facade. It might be angry, but really I'm just
I'm crying on the inside. Yeah, I think that's what's
(18:55):
happened here because I just cannot believe that you and
I have been stabbed in the back.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Can I just say my initial you can?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah? Look, can I just say.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
What I'm like here in the sense that you're a
good but I might, I might appear.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
I just bury it deep deep within me.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
And as a consequence of that, the hurt I'm talking about,
it feels like knives stabbing me in the gap, and
I just push it all down and suppress it.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Sounds yeah, but anyway, I mean, I was it's all
saturd today, Jose, when I was sort of going through
the old Instagram there, look, and what do I come
across but an image of old Keyzy. It's some sort
of shindig with the entire staff. Yeah, we're talking mate,
(19:52):
and there's a it looks like some kind of a
lunch look flashed. Everybody was there, everybody, Jay said as
to say, except for you and me. Indeed, So I
made some inquiries and it turned out that old Kezy
was meant to be the one to invite us along. Yeah,
I didn't get an invite. Did you get an invite? No?
(20:14):
I didn't mit, So it just here. It's because I
thought that we were a team. Yeah, and it turns
out that maybe we're not.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
It's interesting, isn't it, Because I think what you're referring
to is the beer and pie July scenario.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
And it hurts.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
A bit for me too, because you know, as you know,
I wasn't invited as well. And just yesterday I won't
name names, but someone in the office.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Here just unleashing on Kesey.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Just get face, not to his face, and I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
are you stuck.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I won't have I won't have that kind of carry on.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Thanks Jo, you know Kezy, you leave Kezy to us.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
He's prospecting for the big shoe exactly.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I won't have anyone, you know, putting in a hard
word on Kezy.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
And then I find out from.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Kate today that you've spoken Kezy about inviting me and
you along.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
To this big Sois Ray with the pies.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
And the beersies, and right then Kezy didn't pass it on.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Look, I apologize.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
And now whenever I get an apology, I like to
hear I'm sorry. Hang on, I'll make an apology because
it's talking about you saying sorry. I want to hear
you say sorry, not that One day you're going to
make an apology.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Just hang on, all right, So what's happened here? We've
got our wires crossed. It's a classic case of just
some misunderstanding.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Do you know what this feels like? Jason? Yeah, yeah,
he's trying to do the odd switch through.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
So what's happened is Kate has said, hey, Kezy, do
you reckon? Mike and Jason be keen to come to
a beer and pie July thing? And I said, oh,
I'm pretty sure they're both busy today, but invite them anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I don't know what was I doing.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Why would you say we were busy.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I just I remembered looking at the calendar and thinking
and seeing you guys had stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
On, well, calendar, calendar.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I run a big show calendar, and anyways, but I said, hey,
invite them anyway.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
So what's probably the only reason you'd run a big
show calendar is if there's a picture of busies on it.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Well, yeah, admittedly there is a picture of busies on it.
But I looked at the calendar for a long time
ages just double checking everything, and I think what's happened
is she's invited you by email I think I might
have gone to a junk mail or something like that.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, it's interesting that it just never came up in conversation, Jess,
you guys coming to the latch tomorrow, you know, or
something like that.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
You know.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I mean, I just think, I just I just think
we deserve to hear you say you are sorry.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Okay, look, I'm sorry that this happened to you guys.
I can understand why. I'm sorry that I did this
to you guys. Think I can understand you're upset. I
will make sure next time that you guys get the invite.
I will do it in person, verbally, or I'll call
you all.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Right, Well, don't do that. Yeah, Well, I hate the work.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
I didn't want to go.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You hate work functions. How was it today?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
How was it?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I was all right? All right, Yeah, you've got low standards, brother.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Better things to do with my day than fatass around
with people drinking?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
And why did we do this whole thing?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Then? Well that's principal, Yeah, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Principal the whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's funny, isn't it Mike, have been parents, the challenges
that our kids faced.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
You know other massive pain in the air.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh yeah, massive pain in the aus. What was I thinking?
You know?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
But anyway, I had my I gone home from work
last night actually, and my daughter was really upset, my youngest.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
She did she miss her daddy.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
No, she very really misses me. It's actually she very
really does.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I mean, if I'm away for a couple of days,
she might occasionally go, we's dad, But otherwise, name she
doesn't tend to miss me too much. But anyway, she'd
written this English essay and.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
And she'd been failed.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
She got a zero for her English essay.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
And I remember her.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I remember her writing and stuff and reading little bits
of it and going, oh Jesus, that's quite that's quite good.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
And I said, oh, that's that's really weird.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I mean, I wonder why the English teacher would I mean, zero,
you know, that's pretty pretty harsh. And so anyway, I
ended up bringing her English teacher today and said, you know,
what's the story. You know, she's written this essay I've written,
I've now read it. I think it's an extraordinary essay.
And he said, oh, lot, you know, I was reading
this essay and it was so meticulous, and there was
(24:47):
such profound wisdom in it, and it was so.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Beautiful, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
And he said to me, I'll be honest with you,
mister Hoyt, it's the most extraordinary bit of writing I've
ever read in my life. Yeah, And I thought to myself,
there's no way this fourteen year old kid could have
written something as profound and as magnificent as this, So
it must be a clear case of plagiarism, right, you know,
because there's no way that she could have done that.
But anyway, we had a discussion and found out that
(25:18):
actually she genuinely did write it, and he had no
proof that it was plagiarism because he didn't find it
and he looked for it everywhere and stuff. And then
he said to me, well, I feel ready bad, and
she's got a real gift. And I've actually got a
mate that's in publishing. Can I maybe put it to
your mate, to my mate and see if he's interested
(25:39):
in publishing because this is an extraordinary piece of work.
I mean, seriously, I've been teaching twenty years. I haven't
seen anything within two of this kind of writing, especially
for a girl that age. Yeah, I mean, right now,
we've created a bit of a headache for ourselves because
it's it's massively got it. It's got massively out and
about in the publishing world, right and we've got twelve publishers.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Fine to want a publisher unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh my god, I don't need this ship right now,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
So you're saying that the teacher said it's the bitest
piece of writing he's ever read. Yes, because I've met
actually met him and he's only like twenty two or
twenty three, so it didn't strike me as something that's
very well, very well read. Yeah, at a primary school,
So I mean, I mean, I just remembering about my daughter.
(26:32):
He remembered about my.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Got his English degree in Oxford. He was on a
scholarship over it.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
On a scholarship was a bit of a he was
a Rhodes scholarship.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
So not only what did he have a scholarship there
at Oxford? He also do he knows so much about
he was.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Young, all black, so it was I don't know, if
you know. The Rhodes scholarship look at that, Yeah, very prestigious.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
But yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, sure, he's twenty two. Sure, yeah,
but what were you saying about your daughter?
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Look, I don't know to brag. I don't think it's
not it's not my thing to sort of compare.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We don't want to start one up.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Airples, needless to say, you know the at.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
The the the the old conference there for teachers, which
is early childhood, primary and secondary and universities. Yeah, my
daughter has gotten the nickname young Shakespeare.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
But we won't get right, we won't get mate. You
don't get into that. Hey, let me just say kudos
to your daughter, and self publishing is worthy as well.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Self publishing.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I just had I just had a thought.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
With your your daughter being the third best calligrapher in
the world, why don't we get your daughter to calliguify
her story.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh that's a good idea, your your daughter.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, my daughter's story. Yeah, but choose us to publish
it in the end.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
We can get her, your daughter to write out, write
it out in calligraphy.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
For me, I mean normally I would say yes, but
my daughter, she prefers to write, you know, sort of
writing that uses words that's got sort of more than
three letters in each word, you know.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
So before you really quickly, what was your daughter's amazing
piece on this life changing piece that she wrote?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
What was it actually on? Ah?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Something about the the anatomy of being? I think she
called it right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Big show podcast.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I've talked a lot about the birds lately.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
You guys, you guys have been giving me a fear
about a fair amount of gyp about that. But I'm
telling you, I'm telling you something is going on. I
was in my laundry today, right, and it was a beautiful,
beautiful day outside my laundry.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Well, yeah, nah, is the story.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Freaky gets real, Freaky gets real, freaking. So I'm sitting
there and and I'm not sitting in my laundry and
standing on my laundry.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
What are you doing in there?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Getting my washing out of the out of the washing machine?
Speaker 6 (29:18):
And I sorry, is it front load or top load?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Front load?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It's a pretty old machine there, chish, And so I'm
putting it all in the washing basket then, and I
think do I put it in the dryer? And I
opened up the dar and I think, now it's a
beautiful dang when I hang it out, don't be a
lazy ass. So I go outside and I'm hanging up
the washing on my washing line there make you know,
(29:43):
click m hm, click click, hanging the washing out.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
And as I'm hanging the washing out, I notice.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
You got arthritis.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
That was my washing, that was pie click click.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's rotating and it's a rotating spin, especially on a lean.
At the moment, I've been able to correct that. So
I'm standing there and as I'm hanging out the washing,
I go.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Hang about.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
There's birds all along the fence line just staring at me.
And I noticed I've got a couple of trees down
the back property. There there's birds and the trees and
I can see their little lies blinking, you know, the blank.
So I hang out the washing and I'm like, oh,
this is this is freaking man. And I really wanted
a drry at that point, and I went, no, I'm
not having a darry.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I'm not going to crack.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
And I thought, yet, no, go how many how many
birds were We're talking fifty I don't even know how
many are in the trees right?
Speaker 5 (30:39):
And what kind of birds?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Miners, sparrows, your pigeon, sure you dove and maybe even
a magpie, any flamingos No flamingos. So I said, no,
I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mow
the lawns. I need to distraight myself. I need a
darry And these birds are freaking me out. They're just
sitting there looking at me. Get my lawnmar start law mowing,
(31:07):
put my skull candies on doing the lawn.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
The birds are just.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Sitting there and on the on the on the fence
there and in the trees, all on the fence line,
and it's freaking me out.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
I'm not I'm not lying, man.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I finished doing the lawns, right, doo doo, dog dog
dog dog dog boogo?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Was that turning it off?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
And I'm taking the lawn mower up the garden, you know,
up the lawns there, and I take my skull can
in his eye lo across.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
And the birds they just came out of the sky, Mogi.
They came off the trees, out of the trees making up.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
The fence and they're on my lawn pecking picking at
the grass, just picking.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
There's grass flying everywhere. What ady jay standing.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Them picking mogy picking grass frying everywhere.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Freaky airs man.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
So they were just like eating worms in that.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I don't know what the hell they were doing.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
It was a massacre, Masaca of what.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
I don't know, Maggie. They were just picking, picking at
the lawn, picking.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Eating worms and that because you've had real long lawns, eh,
and now they could get at the wombs.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh yeah, well you don't think that's freaky then.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
No, that's what birds do, the weirds.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh they were birds, yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Jase, I think you need to just relax on the
whole birds thing, you know what I mean. They're just
doing what birds do.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, but picking, man, they were picking right at the
grass and my lawn there.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Okay, man, Okay, I need a dorry.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarkey
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