FULL SHOW: A Missed Opportunity

On today's show, Keyzie shares how his wife blew a huge relationship opportunity, Mike lets us know what really bugs him when it comes to phone calls and the fellas teach you how to pick up people at the gym!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 6 (00:20):
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September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
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Speaker 5 (00:35):
Okay, it's a Monday, night and day.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
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Speaker 5 (00:41):
He was fighting. He was the one that pulled out.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Excuse me, your voice cracked, which made me laugh.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Yeah, did my voice crack. It was actually good because
I was running out of here pretty quickly. To be fair,
mogieus Stallion House life.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Having a ball, man. I'm just grateful to be back
here on a Monday, man, so we can crack back
into We've got so much to talk about, you mate.
We do lot of sport over the weekend. I mean
you and I we went out and we got absolutely
steam together. So we'll talk about that a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I hope it was done responsibly.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Oh of course, of course. Now Kezy, how are you going, mate,
jeezure looking good?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Thank you? Yeah, I'm going really well. Yeah, going a
great weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
You've got that new jacket on again? Man?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Was that the new one?

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Yeah, it's not a new jacket. I've woron it almost
every single day in winter.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well you say that, but I've never seen it before.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Whi' is it? Die wolf? Shiit?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Mike?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I haven't seen that since you wore it and I
made fun of it.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Well, actually, to be honest, it's summertime coming up pretty soon, fellas.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I don't know about you guys, but.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
I'm currently transitioning my wardrobe. I don't know if you
guys are doing that, going from the winter look to
the sort of springy summer look.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Actually true story. Today I was like, should I put
on some shorts?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
But then I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I wouldn't go that far.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
I mean, I'll never go that far. I mean I'll
wear shorts at home, but just not in public.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wait, you remember you wore them for the Black Clash.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, this year, I do remember.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
And I got absolutely hammered.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
On on social media, humili having said that I've been
doing a bit of work on my legs at the gym,
but I hate it so not that much.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hey, by the way, fouls, it's Maggot Monday's Megan Monday,
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Speaker 6 (02:20):
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Speaker 5 (02:26):
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
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Speaker 6 (02:42):
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Speaker 7 (02:45):
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Speaker 1 (03:00):
God is an iffing maggot. Yeah, so that's the spirit
of Meggot mondays. Yeah, that's what it's all about, right.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, boy true.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Now listen a bit of rugby union over the weekend.
Let's chat about that. Shall we crouch touch porse.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Engage rugby union? Chat with witty j.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Now.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
It turns out actually that we all watched the replay
did and we fell, and people had messaged on our
little chat there for the big show, and all of
us were too scared to look at the messages because
we thought the other person maybe had given away the score.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Ah, but your thoughts, mogie all Blacks v.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
South Africa, Well.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I think South Africa are a bloody good side. Yes,
I like watching them. I've seen a bit more stuff
pop up on me Instagram about them, a bit of
the chats behind the scenes, a bit of the coaching
stuff as well. It's almost like the human beings, which
I found interesting that before. That's a beauty of social
media keys you learn all sorts of things. So what
I like about them is their bloody good at the moment,

(04:03):
easily the best team in the world. They made seven changes,
they still managed to beat us. They chose to play
a completely different style of rugby where they weren't kicking
penalties from everywhere, they weren't taking drop goals, they were
keeping it in hand. They're king in the corners. They're
obviously developing something pretty amazing over there. Yes, and by
the same token, we only lost by six points, so

(04:25):
I think we've got some bloody great players and I'm
looking forward to seeing us develop over the next few years.
I don't care about I don't want to lose the
blittersow Cut, but I don't care about these Freedom Cups
and four Nations. I think it doesn't matter to me.
I want to see us improve over the next few
years and win the World Cup. Yeah, that's all I'm
worried about.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Fair enough, mate, And I've got to say I think
it's fair to say that the South Africans have the
wood on us at the moment. We push them really
bloody hard in their home territory there. I think maybe
if it was played in New Zealand might have maybe
been one all.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
But we did push them. We're adapting.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
But the interesting thing is everyone thought Raiser was going
to come in as coach and there was going to
be this new era of All Black rugby. He's lost
three out of four Rugby Championship matches. He's under a
bit of pressure for the first time in his life.
But I'm not sounding the alarm at all. I feel
pretty comfortable about where we were are. If we lose
the Bletherers low Caup, that's another thing altogether, Yes, Kezy.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Just quick observation ari the way the backs and the
subs worked. First of all, they left the front row.
I'll say this first, they left the front row out
there for a bloody long time. They looked really gas
at the end, and which resulted in Zach Lomax giving
away a yellow card.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
He's tired.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Split second decision makes the wrong one, take someone out
yellow carded at the end. But also they took Will
Jordan off because he was at fullback. Then Barrett comes in.
But Will Jordan is the kind of guy that can
split open a game. I feel like at the end
we haven't scored it. We didn't score a try. If
you need someone to score a try, you've got to
have Will Jordan out there.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I thought it was weird as well, because I thought
both of our wingers were pretty average.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, they went very good said that on Friday, I
don't like the wingers that they've chosen. I'm not a
big fan of Seva Reese and I'm not a big
fan of.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Even though he can break a tackle. But having said that, Clark.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Was injured so he couldn't even though he's in grateful
he couldn't play.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
But listen, I think the reason they kept the.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Forwards on for so long and that game is we
were really exposed in that first Test match with our
bench coming off the bench.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
We got done there. So they were trying to keep
the experience out there for as.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Long as saying they had a bench and they didn't
bring them on at all. That is I've never seen that.
That is insane, a worst wave.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Having said that, player of the match, Cody Taylor, he.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Is in sublime for no question.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, he was definitely understand.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Yes, you've got like a hilarious discussion topic for.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Us, a hilarious discussion. I know what I was thinking about.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
You know, yellow cards are just given out all the
time now, and I'm thinking maybe the punishment should be
more severe than sitting on a little chair there on
the sideline, you know, for ex ample, they should have
to wear a duncer's hat or something like that, or
put on some sort of humiliating outfit.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
People to text in yes their suggestions and we'll get
into that next. What should people and the sigmund have
to do to make it more embarrassing so they don't
do it again?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
That right there is great radio.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
It is three four eight three. Let us know your
opinions and you can win a fifty nine day about you.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
We're discussing the rugby over the weekend and one of
the things that's really blighting the game Moggi, in my
opinion and Keezy, is the amount of sin binnings that.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Are going on.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Would you say it's bugging you.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes, bugging bugging.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
And at one point during the South Africa New Zealand match,
I think we had one in the bend.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
They had one in the bend there.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Like two little naughty schoolboys sitting on the seats on
the sideline there and I thought, you know what, this
isn't enough the symboning. They've got to be humiliated a
bit more. We've got to discourage them from you know,
performing fowls on the field so that sin binning is eliminated.
And I'm thinking for a sad I thought maybe something
like a duncer's hat that they had to wear, or
some stupid outfit. Sure, then I was thinking about maybe

(08:09):
caging them for the full ten minutes and the audience
or the crowd just poults them with rotten fruit and food.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yes, yes, I think that's valid. Those are valid.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Yeah, there's a lot of suggestions on three four eight
three as well, and as a result, they are now
all in the drawer for a night and day. About
make them do lines on a blackboard. Oh yeah, Simpson, Yeah,
like detention.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah yeah, well not yet, such and such the heat
and that's good.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Turn the chair around so they have to face the crowd.
Even that little thing like that. They had you back
to the game, but you can to see the crowd.
M make them listen to ten minutes of the Hoducky
Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I don't see why they should be rewarded for bad behavior.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, because that and just make it fly by exactly,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Actually, same with this one. I think we're a play
against the other. They should have to sit down and
watch Keyzy's comedy highlights. Again, you don't want to encourage
them to do it?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, wow, you war You know, I think the punishment
can oftentimes outweigh the crime.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Yes, indeed, that's too harsh.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
What about if they have to dress up like a
daffidel and jump off the Auckland Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, that'd be good.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Or what if they go to do that and then
check it out and then force someone else to do it?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
That's not what happened.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
For every red card? You have to play a game
for the Wallabies. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
You're not bad.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
They could, you don't think and you know, do we
go even more extreme? They start losing limbs, maybe not
the hand, but fingers, or to a couple of fingers.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Certainly a haircut, you start with a buzzcut, shave your
eyebrows off. If you get for repeat offenders downstairs? What
about because they're sitting on those chairs already, Yes, what
about lap dance?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Maybe whether they get one or they do.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
One, they get one that's sort of from someone that
they don't like. Ah, you know, like one of the
touch judges.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Right, Okay, what about.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
If they're like the scenario of one from New Zealand,
one from South Africa. One of the other dudes has
to give the other dude a lap dance.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah yeah. What about losing a testicle.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Chopping a testicle?

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah, well, just putting one of those rubber rings on
it for the rest of the match. Oh yeah, so
it just sort of loses all circulations. For a yellow car,
yeah yeah, for a sind bending right, So.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
So like you do a professional foul, you go for
an intercept, but then they think you've actually gone for
an intentional knockdown, and then they put a ring on
one of your testicles. Then it will fall off eventually, yes, yeah,
well you think twice.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
You definitely work and a red card. Both ballers have
a ring on them.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah yeah good.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
We've got to do something to crack down on this,
don't we Yeah we do. Yeah? What about bad referee?
What do we do about that?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Celebrate it?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Well, you know what they genuinely could do is what
they're do in the NR. Well, if you're put in
the sin bin, you aren't even allowed on the field.
You have to go to the changing and no one's
allowed to be in there.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
With it.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You have to be just sitting there by your Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Like one of those rings on your balls.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, Jason with one of those rings on your balls.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
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Speaker 7 (11:16):
I had a bit of this was directly after the
show on Friday night. Actually, I was dropping my wife
off at the airport and it's actually mine Jace, and
she she was saying because before she finishes work, she
then goes to the gym just here, which I believe
Mogi is your gym too. I own it, Yeah, you
own it there. And you've had a number of run
ins in the changing room, haven't you?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Run ins? I've certainly had some experiences yeah, like so yeah,
just another one today.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
And on the main floor actually too with the ladies.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
So this particular one that my wife brought to my
attention was in the changing room. So she had her
workout and she's like, some of the people in the
changing room are so weird, man, And I was like, oh, really,
why what happened to that? So I'm in the changing room,
I've done a workout, and she's like and then this
gorgeous young blonde check walks and she's probably I don't know,

(12:11):
like her age, you know, late twenties and thirty. And
she's like yeah, and then she just got completely naked
and just started walking around the changing room and it
was that's what I said, And it was just her
and I and I found it quite awkward, and I
was like, and say she was good looking when she's like,
she's so gorgeous. And then there's like a line of

(12:34):
about sex shower cubicles, right, and she was saying, instead
of using one of the shower came open, she went
and used an open shower. Because there's both these private
ones and these open ones. She said, she went and
used an open shower which was on a specific angle
so that I could see her from where I was
doing there. I wasn't there, my wife was there, jays,

(12:54):
And so she intentionally was sitting exactly where my wife
would be, you know, able to see drink it in,
drink it and head and purposely used the open shower
and was like looking at her a lot, and I
was like, right, so what did you do? So she said, oh,
I got a bit all and when you use one
of the cubicle showers, That's what I said, Yeah, and

(13:19):
I was like, you realize what you've done here, right,
And she's like no, And I was like, she was like,
I reckon. She was signaling you that then, like maybe
seeing whether or not you might be keen for a
bit of you know, a bit of fun activities there.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
You know what I mean? What do you guys?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Well, that's that's what I said, not.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Yet, this is what I said to I was, I
do realize what you just did?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
And she's like no. I was like, so you had
an attractive young female who was keen on you.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't know if you need to keep leaning on
the young Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
And you could have you could have you know, we
could have set up a situation here that could have
been really good for our.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Relations We could have set up a situation here were.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
She could have She's like, oh, do you reckon? She
was like keen. I was like, yes, not for me,
but you know, like it was.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
A great opportunity. And I honestly we discussed her and
she's she was gutted to hear that she had blown
this message.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, Well the thing about menage, Jase, we there are
diamond doesn't mean oh really, yeah, you missed out that
one and another three come along tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Don't worry about it, okay, okay, because I just never
you know.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
I was just slightly taken aback by you saying we
missed out on an opportunity there and I I'm meaning
to myself as that something that you guys are sort
of interested in getting involved in.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Or well, certainly my wife isn't. No, but we had
a genuine discussion.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you really And
she was sort of so funny, is that you realize
what you've you've done here.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
You've the great thing is Keysy, You've planted the seed.
You know what I mean? The seed has been planted.
You know what I mean? You know the thought seed,
the thoughts? Yes, and totally unrelated you is you guys
want to I'm over for dinner on Friday night.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Man, just you or just who you? You'll be there.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I'll be there, all right. Bring your appidsite brother the.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
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Speaker 6 (15:14):
You're welcome back your massive bagblones. Hope you're getting through
your Monday tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by night.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
Day.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
We quick because your voice broke.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's like, I don't know if you've seen the videos
of Frankie Valley going around at the moment. He's in
his nineties and beautiful voice he hair back in the day,
Hody Jae, not unlike yours. Sure, man, it's just gone
to God, it's gone to the path.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, Well it's because I'm not smoking as many darries
at the moment. Probably. Yeah. I need to do my up.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Hey, Nelison, if you are having a really bad Monday,
this is what we're here for Texas three four eight three.
Tell us what's going on for you, and we'll pull
you out of it. Really yeah, man, totally.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Actually, And I would like to say this, if you've
got any regrets from your weekend, if you did anything
really stupid, sure, and you woke up and you just
hated yourself, you had anxiety, the best way to let
that go is to share it with the nation.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Absolutely, man.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Can I a little little secret that I want to
share with the public out there is every time I
come into the office on a Monday.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
I walk up to old keysy ye.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
And I give him a little cuddle and I say,
it'll be all right, buddy, Yeah, it'll be all.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Right, a kesy And it won't Yeah, it won't be.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
But but I think it just reassures him and he
has a little bit of a nuzzle yeah on the
old Howdy j Buzzy.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
And totally Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
He's tickety boo, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, I'm tickety boo.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
So thanks for doing that.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
So if you have had a chakra over the weekend,
let us know three four eight three, or jump on
the old talk back through your iHeartRadio app, hit the
little microphone and just just.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
A little yeah, and I'll tell you what it all out.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Man.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Nothing fixes anxiety or feeling terrible about what you've done,
like a fifty night and day about.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, judgment by you know, hundreds of thousands of people.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
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Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki
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Speaker 6 (17:18):
There on the radio Hot Achy Big Show this Monday afternoon,
thirteen minutes past five o'clock. But we have breaking news.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
The rock band Oasis, Yes, the founding members Liam Gallagher
and Noel Gallagher brothers.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
Is that.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
But we already knew that. Oh yeah, yeah, that's not
that's not the breaking downs part of it, because everybody
knows that. But they are due to announce a couple
of shows in Auckland next year, throwing into chaos my
plans to go to Wembley. Yes, it's quite expensive trip.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Have you already locked that in?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I thought you had. I've locked it and I've got
the ticket. You've got the ticket and nothing all. It's
quite eating parks quite close.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Hmm, there's quite close.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Somebody to think about. They what do you reckon? I
should do? Man?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I think you should go to Wembley?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Man, But there's a lot of admin between now and then.
It's a long way, but you do be there watching it.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's a lot of ADMIN when it could potentially be
minimal admin.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
It could be a little lubra up the road here.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
When is that in Wembley? When's that August third? Okay,
she's a while away.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I'd probably never happened. God knows what happened between now
and then.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yes, I was on Twitter.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
I know what's it called now X the other day
I see the front keasy and.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
The forty year old dude.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, that's okay, man, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
About it anyway, you and your ex nevertheless, and it
was old Noel on Old no and he was banging
on about something.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
But it was quite funny reading the comments afterwards about
how his spelling is so terrible and could you maybe
make the prices a bit more affordable you sob Yeah, yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Was just he was just giving it back.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Yeah, obviously one of those guys that sort of doesn't
sit on the sidelines and just take it.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
He's just like, howeing into it?

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Why would he put like I know, they went on
record a long time ago about saying how it should
cost you a million dollars to go see your favorite
artist or whatever.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Right, yea.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Their reunion has been one of the biggest things in
music in the last decade. Do people seriously expect it
to be super cheap?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I think the problem that they had was with ticket Master.
When ticket Master have this thing called dynamic ticketing, so
when there's a huge demand, they pushed the prices up.
So they say that the prices were meant to be
one hundred and fifty pounds or something like that, which
is reasonable maybe for the first few years, and then
they cranked up to double and more than double that,
which is complete bullshit. Yeah you shouldn't be able to

(20:02):
do that. But at the same time, it's got nothing
to do with Yes, yeah, they sell the concerts and
then it's up to the promoters of management to sort
out the ticketing and the price and other news. Apparently,
according to Liam Gallagher, they have already completed recording of
their next album, Wow.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Wow Wow, so they've obviously made up a little bit
earlier than maybe everyone anticipated.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Sound or Liam's line, which is equally as possible, sure
you know. And in other news and other other news,
Liam Gallagher has also said his brother Noel is not
a potato anymore.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
That was funny. We didn't you say, like do you
still think he's a potato?

Speaker 7 (20:41):
And that he said something like no, I would have
a bad word said about the lovely bloke.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I will not have a word said about that gorgeous,
talented young man.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's so good.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I might go to the Eden Park one.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean it's a long way though
from your house.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
I could give it. Take the to be honest, do
you think you'll go to that gig? Why are you
looking at me like that?

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Key because what's involved with you getting tickets. There's no
way you go to that gig. You have to jump
on buy them straight away online and you are not.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Going to do that.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
We've got a bit of a surprise for you, Kezy.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh yeah, what's that?

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Check that out.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
May we've been gone on sale.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Ja. It's not gonna work.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
That's what happens when your top radio they send them
to you today because they want the aims there.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
The Hodarkey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hold A.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Count Keysy's been keen to learn the arts of the
acting acting world, and so we've decided to do a
bit of improvisation throughout the show to just help them
in that regard.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, Kezy, except for this isn't proper improv.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
This is this is a scenario.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's a scenario.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
But this is designed to help people who might be
single out there and are too afraid to go back
to people.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know what I mean. Sure, So it can be
scary out there, Yeah, it is scary.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
And Dilly who's producing filling in for Pugs, he's the same,
he's single and it's kind he's always making a foreh
and so this is designed to help people who might
be plucking up the courage to go and talk to
the opposite six yes or the same six yeah, absolutely,
whatever you're into.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
So what's today's location?

Speaker 7 (22:22):
I believe last we've done like a bar, classic bar.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Last week.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Today's the gym, kesey.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Okay, how can I just say that I protested this
one because I think people should be able to work
out without having people head on them. But I was
over that's the way to go.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Yeah, totally, that's exactly what happened. All right, So in
a gym? Hang on, got some gym sound effects? Am I,
who's you're?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
You're the pecker up?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, someone I fancy? Who's the person?

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I fancy me?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's you and I fancy females. Jason, you'll be a female.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
All right? Oh now hang on? What mean is she going?
What's she doing?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Bench press.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Press?

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Maybe how about on a on a tricycle, on a.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Bike, a tricycle a bike.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
She's on a bike, she's just she's away.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
All right.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
I thought you went to the gym every night chose okay,
so every morning actually okay, And i've sort of trappeased over. Okay,
so she's on an exorcycle.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, cycle, Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Hey, you know there is anyone using this exorcycle next
to you?

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Well obviously not.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Wow, she's got a deep voice.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah cool, just started checking. Might still a quick workout,
by the way.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
That's why people come to the gym, yere for sure?

Speaker 7 (23:59):
How long you've been going for You've been slightly for
a while. Pardon, you're going pretty fast. So just wondering,
like you how long are you cycling for there? Or
you're going for a ten k? What's the sort of
what's the in game here?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Well?

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Just give him the best shape that I can basically,
No, no stupid question.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Sorry, sorry to interrupt you guys. Are you guys together?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
No, no, I didn't think so.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Jeez, you are gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Thank you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
You into you into fitness?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah yeah, you clearly are too.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
You've been to fitting this banana in your mouth. I've
got the spear banana here you go. It's good for energy.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh is that funny?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Is it? Hey?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Are you a personal Sorry?

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'm just oh, just trying to do some exercise over here.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Geez, you're looking great shape. Can I say that.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I don't think he looks that great. I mean, you know, I'm.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
How long have you been working up? I I haven't
really seen.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Justice in my natural build. To be honest with you, yeah,
I don't know. It's genetics. It's genetics. So it's imagine,
for example, you and me we have kids. Yeah, can
you imagine mixing our genetics together the DNA? What kind
of kids we'd end up with and how much fun

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would have doing it?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Now look at this freak over here. Hi, imagine mixing
you know, DNA with that guy.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
It's not going to happen. I can tell you that much. Well.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
To be honest with my genetics, I think mail patent
baldness doesn't run in the family. So that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
That's a plus.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I mean they might get asthma, but that's all good.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Also, I wouldn't be into a kid with a mass
of snarls either.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
So right, well, just because I mean you are lovely,
but you are rocking one hell of.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
A honker yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, whatever, buddy, you're gonna turn IM sorry about this
guy over here? We should we want me to go
get the manager if you cold? Yeah, that'll be good
at all. Thank you. I'll see you in the sauna, mate.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I don't want to have a sawn.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Can you maybe go into another machine you're pervert?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna go use the freaking tricycle out the
back right? Jeez, scene, How did that gow? How do
we feel that way? Did that help anyone out there?

Speaker 8 (26:24):
You reckon?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I reckonize that that was pretty good. I think the listen.
There is a natural attraction to people, or there's not
sure you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
I was massively attracted to you my character, your character,
but just keasy creep me out?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
But why did your voice change when Mike came over?
They do have different voices though, don't people do? They
adopt different sort of voices.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Absolutely, And also you know if you you're flashed, there's
a chemical flash that goes on sometimes when you're aroused,
and it does change the tenor of your voice.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I haven't noticed that before The Huriarchy Big Show week
days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
We cover off the All Blacks v. South Africa match
at the top of the show. But there's a bit
more sporting happenings going on, isn't there?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Fellows? We'll get into that.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
There's a sports chat.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
Ah yeah, sports chat, Oh yeah, sport, sport, sport chat,
sport sports sport chat.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
So good.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
What do you guys want to start with?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Why don't we start with the Wallabies versus Argentina. What
a game? What a game? Geez gee, whiz man, Australia
looking bloody good. They played over there in Santa Fe. Actually,
how about that? And they were up twenty to three
after half an hour and twenty seventeen at halftime. They
beat Argentina last week and before you know it they

(27:46):
have gotten palmed sixty seven twenty seven and the biggest
loss in Australian history, the most points against and I
think the biggest deficit as well. So it's not easy
out there for Joe Schmidt's Wallabies. No, so he was
spewing falthy.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Literally spewing very close to it like gagging.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
He was.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yeah, he was spitting tax keep.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Like thumb tax yeah man, but literally yes, so you're
telling me Australia was up twenty points to three, correct, right,
and then they lost sixty seven to twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
No, they lost sixty four. That final score was yeah.
And then for the run that they went on from
that point was sixty four to seven. That is just yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
I watched that match and Australia played really well for
that first thirty and then and I was saying to
you before, Maggie, I find the Argentinians very similar to
the French. And once they get on a roll, because
there are they're big boys, got a bit of flair
and they absolutely blew Australia off the sill.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
It was quite phenomenal.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
Just there was just a ray is Alert just saying
that the Argentinians very similar to the French, just going
to put it out there just.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Well, no, just in the way they get on a
roll and they just become you know, the little pop passes.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Everything sticks. And it was a Purple Pets.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Of about twenty minutes where they were scoring every second minute.
It was just ridiculous and the Australians.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Were like, we're done. I don't want to play the
stupid game anymore.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Game.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
The thing is, if that's the biggest loss in Ossie's history, right,
you go, oh wow, the All Blacks must have really
towed them up, or the spring Box must have given
them a massive hiding, and it's like, oh, No, it
was Argentina who are massively improved.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
But still that is just yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
It makes for a really interesting match between Australia and
New Zealand now because both teams are massively underprescious, massively
under prescious, so the blender is low on the line.
That's all we've got to look forward to. I'm not
entirely sure when they are going to be or where
they're going to be played. Is it in Australia?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Do you want me to tell you?

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Tell me?

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Keeasy?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
So the twenty first of September, which is two weeks away, Saturday,
five point forty five hour time, Yeah, Australia are taking
on New.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Zealand and then the following week whereabouts.

Speaker 7 (30:02):
That first game is atum Australia and the second game
I believe at seven oh five pm.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
It must be here in.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
New zeal it's in Wellington, okay, so Stadium Australia then
at the Cake Tin.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
So they split those games up.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well, we've got a great record of Dan Wellington, so
feeling good about that?

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Oh god, yeah, good point.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Should we finish off a bit of a round up
with the Paralympics with our final middle Jali.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Show Middle Telly update.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Good news fellas we won a one final medal overnights.
This was from Peter Cowen, who is a canoeist. Pretty
SKUs looking, honest, he's got a sick mullet in him.
He looks a bit like pucks aren't with the mullet
and the mow. So he got a bronze. That brings
us to four bronze, four silver and one gold for
the Paralympics. They were hoping for about fifteen.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Oh really it was disappointing.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Yeah, that's what they were aiming for, and a few
sort of ones that could have gone either way with
things happening away from you know, for getting prosthetic limbs
and all sorts of things like that playing a bit
of a factor in it. But still, you know, nine
decent effort as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Disgraceful.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I don't remember saying that.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Joe the whole Big Show days from four on Radio Hurtarchy.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
That was Moggie just scratching the stubble. Now Keysy scratching
the stabble. I would except I shaved today so as
smooth as a baby's ass.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Get it, man, Hey, I have one today, feel as
were my computer bugget out, which I always enjoy and
so I dropped it off to the old computer person,
a man in this case, but sex isn't relevant.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
And then he was going to do.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
A little bit of a diagnostic test on it and
then give me a give me a call later. And
of course when he called me, I was at the gym.
He called me there, and I didn't know that it
was because I don't have his phone number into my phone,
but the phone rang. I was between sets, so I
answered the phone. And the first thing he said to me,
he goes, good eight, and I say good eight, and

(32:02):
he goes, it's blah blah here from the computer shop.
His name was blah Blah, which I had knew.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Before, and the store.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Was called the computer computer Shop. Wow yeah, And he goes,
have you got a minute to talk? And that there's
something about that question that infuriates me.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Did it bug you?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
No, don't bug me at all? No. No, yes, that
probably bags me more than anything does. And I don't
know what it is about that, But if I didn't

(32:42):
have time to talk, you would know, because I wouldn't
have answered the phone. Oh yeah, what kind of person
would answer the phone And then the guy goes, hey,
you've got a minute to long?

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Nope, no, no time to talk, and you're human. I
don't It does annoy me. It does annoy me.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You don't think that it's an overreaction.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I mean I wasn't saying to hey, listen here, you dickhead,
I don't want to talk to you here.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Blah blah.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
And also, you know you're capable of multitasking while you're
talking as well, you might and.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
I realized that and I should just go, you know,
because it's not it's not difficult for me to say
when blah blah or anybody else says to me, have
you got a minute to talk? I can just say yes, yes,
just get on with it. But it is is because
it is a stupid question. Is it a stupid question?
I don't want to take that personally? Had on blah blah?
Who works at the computer I.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Mean I imagine, I mean I shoppah in the computer shop.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Even if I'm making love, I can still talk on
the phone, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Yeah, I guess that ends what what workout you're doing, Like,
were you on the tricycle or were you lifting weight.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Your icicle?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Earlier in the show. By the way, listen to the podcast.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
I do know some people that answer the phone and say, no,
I can't talk.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Right now, do you?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Who are that?

Speaker 6 (34:01):
I mean, I don't think it's uncommon for people to
go answer the phone and go, look, I'm busy right now,
but I'll call you back right So, I don't think
it's that unreasonable a question.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, I think you're an idiot if you answer the
phone and tell people you can't talk. If you can't talk,
don't answer the phone. Right. What I'm saying, it's what
you might say. But I think what it is as people,
there will be people that are dying to know who
it is or what's this about, and so they've got
to answer the phone. They've got to know. And then
they're like, oh this guy, no, no, I haven't got time.
But there some people they're like, oh, yeah, now I've

(34:32):
got time to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Some people they haven't got time to Maybe because blah
blah works at the computer shop. Maybe people don't want
to talk to them.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Actually, a really only guy if he's working on computers
all the time, you.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Know what, they're like, they're stuck in their room. Gaming
all the time, having a little glass support.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
It's just what you're generalizing people that work on computers,
Jason Port, not blah blah from the computer that was
coming up after six By the way, what's for teen
yew Zealand with me? Oh yeah yeah, yum yum yum, Jase,
that's what we say after that. So text and what
you're having for dinner?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
What are you having?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Three? Four eight three? And you can win a fifty
night about what what do you?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
What are you?

Speaker 7 (35:15):
I'll tell you after sex. All right, but hold on
because it's really good. You're gonna want to hear this.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ikey.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Youre welcome back in assive Backbones. You're listening to the
Big Show, brought to you by Night.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Today. I don't even know what's going on. I'm going
to stop doing that now, but we have to.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
We're obligated to because night and day are this is
the problem, Keysy.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
You know we do that as a special treat tonight
and day and tors our listens and not unlike when
Jace wasn't taking the Throbber seriously, you've stopped taking it
seriously when we do this, so I don't know if
we're just going to ban you from it. We'll do
a poll, we'll talk to the audience, we'll see it
reck and maybe you should be cut out of it.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
I think so, man, Please, can I just make the
point I always take the throb a deadly serious Thanks
for that, mate.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Hey, But on the podcast out Tray today, I've just
been told what the clipper is and it's just it's
just another set up it is.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
By the way, the podcast outra comes out every night
seven thirty long with the highlights package of the show.
Here's the theme of today's clip. I think it's Jason
banging on about how greaty is it something? You know
you're coffee but not offering any of your workers any.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
I'm very good like that, and I make them very
good coffees.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
But anyway, I was in a flooring.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Over boil the milk though.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Make good coffees, man, I love my coffee.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
You have to make a listeners.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Honestly, in the longest list in the world, I've never
known someone to beg on about how good they are
about everything.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
I make good coffees. It's a fair point.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
I did make good coffee apart from my wife.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
And I found that out after fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
You like the Donald Trump of the Big Show?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Actually though, so what was the because the first because
I'm deadly serious when I say all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, but you you do write your coffee though, right, Yes?

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I did.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
What was the other thing?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
He's really good at most meals, most food? Yeah, you
make a really good chicken soup.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yes, I do make a very good chicken soup. What else?

Speaker 7 (37:22):
There was some other stuff too that I can't remember.
We have to make a list of the stuff Jason's good.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Too, because then I can have a look to it
and they.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Just go, oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Hold Ike right now, it's TJ.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's for teens Zealand
with me Ki.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Me that's right.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
It's a segment where you text and what you're having
for dinner on three four eight three and you can
win yourself for fifty night and day voucher and then
Jason Mike's on a bag whatever you're having.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah, well, honest to pray.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yes, I think what are you having, geezy?

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Because you were saying we've been talking about that for
the last week, had minutes and you see wait for
what's wait?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Wait for?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Are you okay? This is okay? I am having chicken burgers.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Oh yeah, that's good. I like chicken biggers. What do
you What do you have on a chicken bigger?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
This one is? I think it's a bit of chicken breast.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Succulently crisp, succulent, the succulent, really succulent.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Uh and mayo.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
And top one.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Just chicken and mayo? Is that it?

Speaker 7 (38:44):
And then obviously sellad and onion, caramelized onions and some
other delicious stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Sure that my wife's going to.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Make I have what do you? What are you having
for dinner? Ivocado is a very reasonably priced at the moment.
Actually you us on that note.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
We bought a big bag of them yesterday. You can save.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
I'm having Kara chicken, karagi chicken and a rap with
guacamole and salad.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
So I just had to play the racism alarm there.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Kara krispy karagi chicken and a rap with salad and guacamole.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
And you're having some guacamole. Guacamole, and that's from Mexico.
Of course, it is CEC cultural appropriation. We frown on that,
we do, we do frown on that.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
I don't want my cooking segment to become Jason does
as many racial slurs as he can.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
All right, sorry, fellas.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
What are you having?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Mike? Never know? Man desiccated everything a lot. And then
I had some masushi, didn't I? I probably got about
one hundred and twenty grands with of cashews with my
name on it when I get home. So that'll be good, brother, nuts?
How good?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Good? Souff?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
How good? How many calories are in that? Man? Many
calories would you say? Are in one hundred and twenty gram.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Quite a lot with aren't the old cashews? Quite high
in calories?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Very high? One hundred and twenty grams is seven hundred
calories far out, So if you had about ten cashes,
that's about seventy calories. It's a hell of a lot.
You think you're having a healthy snack, Heads up, you're not.
That's good for you to know, Jose because you love nuts.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Interestingly, you know when I did that back and they
counting calories and all that sort of stuff. That's what
made me stop was the amount of coffees that I had.
I was getting like seven thousand calories and coffee.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
There's one calorie in a coffee, not the way he
has it. Yeah, yeah, because there is literally one calorie
in the coffee. But if you're having seven thousand coffees
a day then yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
He has a lot milk milk and milk yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Oh, if you're having two sugars and yeah yeah four
black coffee is one calorie apparently, yeah yeah, yeah, wow, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Good your backbones. Dug here Hallett Bracewell. It's actually the
same dug as last week. So Doug Hallett, he's in
the far far with having a roast chok stuff with
some roast tades kumaa pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
See all that sounds good because of the way the
roast was done. I don't mind the koma and the
pumpkins so much. It's going to stay on my plate.
I'm not going to eat it. But the meal as
a whole sounds good. Yeah, I'll see the pumpkin. I
was just at my stomachle turn.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I'd like some greens in there, making I would too.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I'd like to see some beans in there, some fresh
garden beans, just trim the ends. Yes, a little bit
of a little bit of gravy. I'm thinking brown onion
something like that. Yeah, they're just over the top.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
I like BROCCOLI's. I mean, that's just that's just what
I like. I mean, you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Get a fella's trev here.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Oh no, it's not a.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Duck, Jase, it's a person.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Treva Millard. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Treva mellowd yea yeah yeah, yeah,
the laboring pea.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
I'm in dairy flats tonight, fellas having potatoes, nothing else,
just potatoes, oh, graton with heaps of eff and cream,
butter and parmesan cheese.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Going good, kidding me good?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, I love it. Do that with your roast shirk
for example.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah, I would. Again, I'd like to see it. To me,
it's not a maine. That's not the only thing on
your plate, you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Funnily enough, Mogi, my wife and I bought a grip
and it was a very fancy one and that was
our main.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Yes, nothing else though a side seller.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
We'll finished with this one. Good a fellas My boyfriend
and I are having okin normal Yuki Japanese pancakes with
dinner with cabbage. He didn't cook once last week, so
he's cooking tonight as my back. H it's from carrying
this relationship.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Cheers. Sorry, what's her name or his name?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh? Stella?

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
The Big Show podcast?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 9 (42:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I've been watching some more Bad Monkey Man, Bad Monkey
Okay on Apple TV, starring Vince Vaughan, based on a
novel that I read, and I've already read. I read
the novel because I was working with a dude and
he said he was going to make it. Peter Burg,
Pete Burg, peter Burg, and he directed Friday Night Lights
and Battleship. Have you seen Battleship?

Speaker 6 (43:29):
It's got Friday Night Light's a great show.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, yeah, funny dude. Anyway, he said he was going
to make it. So I read the book and I
was like, eh, there was about seven years ago, and
now somebody's made it, but it's not him, and it's
bloody good. Vince Vaughan is very good. It's a mystery.
It's in Miami, so it's a good location, easy acting,
well acted well ridden. It's not the best show that

(43:55):
you've ever seen in your life, sure, but we are
going to watch every single episode of it and we're
laughing and highly entertained. Vince Vaughn is very very good.
Excellent recommend recommend.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
I stumbled upon an absolute doozy last night on Disney
and it was in the Coming Soon section and I went, oh, okay,
it's called The Old Man, and I accidentally clicked on
it because I didn't see the Coming soon and the
series was available, so I started watching it, starring the

(44:27):
ever brilliant Jeff Bridges and John Lithgow.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
It is superb.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
When it started, I thought it was a show because
Jeff Bridges is the main character. I thought it was
a show about basically a guy, an old man, losing
his mind with lots of health issues and he thinks
he's got dementia and all that sort of stuff. He
goes to the doctor and the doctor says, no, no,
you don't have dementia. And then he starts laying traps
around his house and you're going, oh, okay, he's really

(44:54):
losing his marbles. And then one night and he's got
these two sort of rock wheeler dog who are his
best mates and are awesome characters in themselves. And he's lying
in bed and he's woken up by one of his
cans rattling, and he runs downstairs and there's a guy
lying on the floor with his dog standing over him,
and he goes over to the guy and he goes,

(45:15):
what are you doing? And the guy goes, I just
I got a bit lost, And then Jeff Bridge's character
pulls out a.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Gun and goes those doose dose those doors and just
falls them full of bullets, and I'm like, what the
hell was that? So it turns out he's got a
massive backstory. He's been on the run, he's hidden himself away.
It's a whole series, and he's got this huge backstory.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
John Lithgow's character used to be mates with him, and
he works for the FBI, but he's kind of retired.
And he gets an alarm saying this guy's popped up
on the radar again, and he says to himself, I
thought that story was dead and buried thirty years ago.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
And that's the story unfolds.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
At least with Jason's spoiler. It's a show that literally
is so new it's in the coming soon section, and he's.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Already spoiled it and has ruined it. And it's the great.
Best thing about it is it's not a terrible show.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
It's a really good one.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
It's a great show.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
It's been ruined. So don't bother.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
I would give it if that's all the explanation you need,
and it's really that's your problem.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Four and a half Buzzies is the one episode.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Two episodes, how out of how many?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Like six?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
But lots of scenes where you go, oh, oh my god, yeah,
oh my god, when you're not expecting it to happen.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Well, I'll be expecting somebody to be in a trap
at the end of the first episode and get shot
by Jeff Bridges.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
And lots of twists and well there's not now because
I know it's one little twist, because I thought I
had just established that the story what the story is?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Right? I watched the scene to last episode of Met
Him last night TV three.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, well rolled your eyes and you what
like you're just over it?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I love it? Are you down on New Zealand TV show?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
I love New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Have ever been cast in one of ages? Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I'm doing one currently.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (47:14):
I can't tell you, man, secret man.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, it's pretty good. You should check it out TV three.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Sure Celebrity trier On starts tonight. So from now on
just what happens for the whole episode? Oh so basically
what happens.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Is the Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
I'm very much looking forward to this weekend, Mogi the
Backbone Boxing table. We want people to come along and
hang out with old Mogi and myself when we go
to the boxing on Saturday night, don't we, Mogi?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
We sure do. Kept an eye to the front of
the year old there and I.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Saw people smoking, so I always get drawn to that.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, yeah, we bloody do man. And I was i,
as you know, going to that play on Saturday night. Yes,
well I thought I was going to turn it says,
coming Saturday, which is the same night as the boxing. Yes,
so I'm going to have to do some adjusting around that.
I was also had some other stuff I was meant
to be going to. But anyway, the long and the
short of it as I'm going to be there, Yes,

(48:12):
you're going to be there, Yes, David Nuk is going
to be there, Old Kryptonite, Tommy car and Fisty Boys.
He'll be there as well. I am looking forward to
it as well. Yeah, we're in a little suit there.
How Hemny are you going to get responsibly?

Speaker 9 (48:26):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
I'm more interested in the food.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Yeah, I mean what kind of food do you serve
at a boxing match?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Three courses? It'll be like do you want the checking
or the beef? The checking or the beef option? Do
you want the salmon or the checking.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Salmon?

Speaker 9 (48:43):
There?

Speaker 7 (48:44):
And I'm not taking your order right now. Obviously I
won't be there, but I'll be in christ I'll have
just like sparkling water. Yes, I'm probably going to try
and staff the booze.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
I'll probably have a heiny zero.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
That brother.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
But no, seriously, I'm very much looking for to it.
Never been to a live boxing match in my life,
so it's going to be great times. We're looking for
a couple of backbones to come and sit at the
table with us, aren't we easy?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Are we're the other one telling me about it?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Man?

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Come on, Edmund Man, don't go with Edmund men. Ah,
that's right. We are looking for a couple of fellers
to join. Well, fellas is whoever, whoever you might be,
fellas is by all means to join Hoidy, j and
Moogi on the backbone table at the boxing. It is
the formal area. It is up close and personal. It
is free food, it is free drinks. Responsibly, if you
are keen to join them, text the word fight to

(49:33):
three four eight three will send you a link. We're
going to be drawing that on Friday, so make sure
you get stuck in. It's happening this Saturday. Vite Active Incenter.
If you want to watch it, it's on design dot
com spelled d A z inn dot com.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
I'm actually secretly hoping that I get a bit of
David Nieker's sweat on me.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
You know, we're going to be that close.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
And he goes to do so he gets the doush
and the sweat just goes do Doge under Hoodie Jay
and Magie.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
And he and then you guys go to He went around.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
Is like.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keisey.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Well, there you go, your man bars. It's at your
Monday down and dusted, making your planes with a nightmare.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Computer about midnight, right, okay, yeah, because your computers working.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Now, Wow, we'll find out. We'll find out. Actually, another
thing that the guy I see when I picked it up. Now,
one of the issues that I probably had with the
computer is that I had about nine thousand tabs open
and that wouldn't have helped. And he said, every night,
turned your computer off, right, I never did it? Shut
it down? Thanks, So yeah, shut it down. I turn
it off is another way of putting.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I just know, without being smart about it. I've been
told that same thing.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
I've just remembered that, and I do that subconsciously now
because I was told to do it.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, and it works.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Swells.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
I always shut down my computer, would you? I thought,
that's just standy pratt.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
But the difference is you never turn it on.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
But the one a front of you right now has
never been switched on.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Go on my computer at Homers for invoices, that's it.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Other than that, I don't use it.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, you know, I think it should last you well, man, yeah,
we should. Other than invoicing and filth.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Oh no, no filth on it either, No.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
No, just streaming it. You don't download it, you just
stream it?

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, Keezy, what speaking of filth?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
What do you up?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Don't speaking of filth?

Speaker 7 (51:28):
And then excuse me tonight though I will be having
dinner with my wife.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Shall we be going to be there? Because you've got
a bit of a headache?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Still? Is that?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Has she had one?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, for quite a while. It's been a few hours,
she said, isn't it Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Does it not go away to head just stay for days?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
I think she's putting it on quite well, just on
that front, quite seriously.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
My wife always has a headache. And I don't mean
that there's some.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Kind of is that funny? Even when my wife's got
a headache?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (52:02):
She always but she always says to me, I got
a bit of a hitch and it's not when No,
I'm not trying it on this.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
It seems that you're probably going the eyes to the front, Chase.
I can say that because I can see you're not.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Also, after she goes to be ill, probably just watch
them filth my wife.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Yeah, yeah, man, do you want me to text you?
And she's gone to be.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
So good? That's a little bit.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
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