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September 6, 2024 60 mins

On today's show, the fellas discuss annoying things their wives do, Mike's daughter's toys speak to her and Keyzie picks a potentially racist throbber.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The big show was Night and Day. Anytime is a
good time for a thick shake from Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The biggest show is our biggest show, biggest.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Biggest speak show, which just nice. Not get a mad bars.
It's great have your company This Friday afternoon, the sixth
of September twenty twenty four. You are listening to the
big show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Day.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Good a murgy, You're Stallion, you Greek statue, you massive
with Donna's house large.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Gabriel grause a your mad dog here six son of
a Bee. I'm not upset that it's Friday. No another Friday,
another throbber. That's what my mother always used to say.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Totally man, just on the thrubber. It's the theme today
is fighting do speaking to David Nike yesterday. We thought
that would be an appropriate thing to have as a theme.
Ake easy.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I love how you're like, mister theme now all of
a sudden, even though last thing we had you didn't
even bother trying to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
And now you're like, oh I missed the theme. Let's
do this theme. Let's stick to it.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, remember the last one we did. I participated fully
because you weren't going to let me participate, remember, and
then you conceded and I snapped to the theme.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Guys, guys, guys, sorry magie. We're gett pretty hot in
heal me and here in a bad.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
One your mom and dad fighting in front of you.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean, yeah, but keysy, and we're like that, aren't
we each other? Tell you what? Man? You are looking
so shop? Have you had a haircut? Keys? I have?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Actually, yeah, and I actually really stuck with it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah you should be man, you look amazing. Do you
mean that I do?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Wow? Okay, yeah, you know I feel good?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, well you look good man?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
From jacket chat, you know, when you asked for something
and they give you exactly what you want?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah sure. And that jacket is that I
don't know that I've seen that one before. You really
favor the the jacket with a sort of internal sheep.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Rug, the sheepskin lining.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
This.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I wear this jacket three times a week for about
the entirety of winter.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, what's is that a new That's the same blue
shirt you've been wearing for what like a decade?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah nice? Actually, finally enough feelings. I was talking
to my wife today about I'm not happy with my wardrobe.
Oh yeah, I'm having it. You know, I don't. I
don't have enough jeans. I've got too many dress shirts
which I which I never wear, and not enough casual
cool shirts.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
But you're always wearing her clothes, so that doubles.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, I stole her jeans, isn't that just shows you
how bad my jeans situation is that I have to
steal my wife's.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
But also, if you start, you know, upping your wardrobe game,
we're going to run out of a lot of content.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Speaking of content, we don't have much today, so we're
just going to win.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
We have now it.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Listen, it is Shout Out Friday, Friday Out Siday, so
text us three four eight three, and we'll get into
those after these couple of.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Tunes Friday Alm and Love.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Chune.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hotarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past four
o'clock on a Friday afternoon, which means we've got shout outs.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's right, we've actually got frout outs.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I can never remember what I said wrong whenever
it was six years ago.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Four weeks ago you accidentally said froud out Shiday, and
that is now the name of the segment. So text
three your fright outs, this beautiful Shorday afternoon, A lot
coming through and they're all in the drawer for a
fifty night and day voucher. Get a your massive backbones.
Big shout out to Uncle Chris after a hard day's work,
baby sitting the apprentice. Time for a beer mate, No
fight out to you.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
How many times do you think that was said this afternoon?
Time for a bear a filming. I'm all right, yeah,
let's do it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I mean I said it at least ten times. Responsibly
shout out. Sorry, frout out to Mad Puppy and Dino
Die the backbones at kay patak Kumita and Reuben from Padakai.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh frout out, backbones.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Huge freud out, good a your maggots, that's actually on Monday.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's a Monday thing.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Big fred out to the guys down at Ta Huna
Wastewater Plant looking after Dunedin's poos.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh yeah, you used to work there jas Yeah I
did with my stick. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I used to sit above the.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Vat there and just oh you're a log breaker.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, I just break up the logs with my poos stick.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's one of the best of times. Actually,
Oh man, I break up poohs all day and then
just go to the cook what was it called the cook?
The cook? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Would you have a shower first.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Have a few besies? Responsibly, responsibly obviously.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hey, fellas, I don't know if in your relationships you
have things that your partner does, right which annoy you No, no, no, okay,
but these specific things are so small that not even
worth ushering a single thing about it. But for some
reason it winds you up.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
My wife's po she is actually thanks mate, yeah, and
so it's mine and that's why we've been together for
twenty seven years. And in fact, even if there was
something that wound me out, I'd never have a go
at her about it.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Absolutely. It sounds to me, Kezy like some cracks are
continuing to appear in your marriage.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I mean my relationship is not perfect. I mean
I'm not getting angry about a mirror or milk that's
too hot. So, yeah, we've got a lot to work on.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Can I ask you? Can I ask you something?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Kesy, sure you're going to anyway?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Is there something that your wife's doing that's bugging.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You, Jason are one?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Could you put your sticks put your pooster down?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Sorry, you might have heard that. I'm actually holding a
stick here in the studio.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
So there's this one thing she does and I was like,
it's not even worthwing up because it's so petty, and
I just want to know if anyone else out there
is the same three for eight three, or you can
call us an eight hundred Hoducky. So we have at
the end of our hallway there is a door which
goes down into the garage and there is a light
switch with two switches on it. The top one puts
the light in the hallway on and the bottom one
puts the light in the garage on garage, garage, garage.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Gets on her.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Fancy pants.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But what happens. What happens is she'll walk down the hallway,
turn the light on for the hallway so she can see,
and turn the garage light on garage, and then she'll
you know, do whatever she needs to do, then come
back up, turn off the hallway one and leave the
garage light on. What's that about?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Hang on? Which one is?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
But you know, it's like, it's so pity. I shouldn't
get wound every time I come home I have to
turn that freaking garage light off.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
And fears though one of the things. And it's not
just my wife, actually it's my daughter as well. They
don't turn swept power off, they don't turn the lights off,
and we goddamn room in the house and I'm like, no,
come on, let's conserve a bit of energy here. Team.
There is one thing that my beautiful, lovely wife does

(07:08):
and refuses to change.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Cannot you say before you go on that your wife
is more just than how she looks, Jason. You know,
I'm constantly saying she's beautiful, and it just boils her
down to the exterior, which I think is which I
think is a bit of a shocker actually.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And her kind and compassionate heart. But and I've talked
to her about it on a number of occasions, but
she doesn't change.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
To no avail.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yes, she puts bowls on the top level of the
dishwasher that are designed for glasses and cups. Yes, and
it takes up an inordinate amount of room, and I'm
not happy about it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
See that's petty, that's tiny, but why it shouldn't wind
you up?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
But it does, it does wind That's exactly the same
thing happened the other day. My wife put the coffee
on the top, which is fine, but on the right
hand side. When that meant to go on the left
hand side, she goes nob But I put the wine
glasses on that side. I see. But you can put
the coffee mugs underneath and then the wine glasses can
still go over the top perfectly fine. But when you

(08:15):
raise these things, that's the thing. It's like somebody has
committed a cardinal sin with a relationship. It's not like
you just say that and go, oh, yeah that makes
sense and get on with your life. It's oh, there's
a chili, Yeah, it's stony silence.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah. So if anyone out there has the prettiest tiny things,
that winds them up as well. Three four eight three
texteds through.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I know that something that annoys her about me, and
there's this is a longer list. Is when I open
the open bears with cutlery out of the drawer like
a spoon or a button kN eye for a fork
or whatever, and she's like, can you just use the
bottle opener? Now, that is completely fair because there is
a bottle opener right next to it. But I'm offended

(08:56):
by that.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, and you're up in arms about it.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's right, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Now.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Similarly, I could apply that same logic to me. Don't
worry about it, doesn't matter if the coffee cups are
on the same side, but I don't. Yeah, I only
applied don't worry about it to the things that annoy her.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's funny, as my wife used to get realdly wound
up when I used to open her bear her up
with my ass cheeks.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Plevious to that TAKESI was discussing how his wife infuriates
him turning the hallway and the garage light on at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
And then leaving the garage light on for some reason.
So I'll come. It could be three am you get
up to go wheeze and the garage lights on, you know,
people just looking in at our goodies in there.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Do you think she hates you? Is that what she's
doing it?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I've asked myself that question a few times.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Can you talk me through what her response has been
to you when you are repeatedly raising this issue with her?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, this is the thing about this issue is that
it's so small and not worth the drama that I
have never raised.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
It, have you not? No, that's the same thing. That's
not a healthy relationship if you can't start a fight
about the smallest of issues. Are you even married? Right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
So I should bring it up. Should I be in
a horror of the mood about it?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
I think you should be sort of pig heated.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I think you should be indignant. Also, I find it
interesting that you haven't brought it up with her easy,
but you have brought it up on national radio.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
You know, I'm hoping that one of our listeners will
see her and you know, in the streets or something.
But hey, can you in the garage?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Light off? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
So you're sort of Are you scared of your wife?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
No? No, No, I'm not scared.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
To be fair, aren't we all?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah? Actually she's pretty intimidating.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Now, hang on, are you talking about your wives or
my wife. You should be my wife, by the way.
People A few people tixting through as well, with the
similar sort of level of pettiness. I hate it when
he uses the teatowel to dry his hands and then
leaves it in a wet heap on the bench. See.
I would actually say that's more annoying than my situation
because it's weird. It's just it should be drying on
the little rail that.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Should be you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Can I tell you one thing? And I don't know
who to be one. I don't know who's entirely responsible
for it, but I think we all are. But it
really bugs me. Yes, I'm bugging and it disgusts me too.
Is wet dishcloths in the sink, sitting in the sink,

(11:19):
sitting in the sink. And I get up in the
morning and I make my wife a coffee, which it
turns out she hates, and there's a wet, disgusting dish cloth,
you know, probably with bits of food in it, and
it's all groedy, and you pick it up and go,
oh god. Now I've got to say that I'm probably
equally responsible for just leaving it in there, hanging it

(11:42):
on the tap. But it does my head in.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
That doesn't bother me, thankfully.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, that pisses me off. I always pick it up
like rinse it, wring it out and put it on
the tap there.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Fellas anal, here's a good one. My wife wone stop
wondering about me putting my dirty clothes in the bathtub
beside the shell, which annoys because that's clearly where they belong,
so you can unchange the dirty Maybe they're covered in
grease and stuff from your job you just throw in
the bathtub.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Am I wrong on this particular topic to assume that
actually a woman, generally speaking, have a much stronger case
in terms of being infuriated in terms of dealing with
their partners.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
That might be the case for some of these, but
I wouldn't say that for myself. I think my wife
is a very lucky woman.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, yeah, yeah, because I know there's stuff that I
do that really bugs my wife.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yes I'm bugging well, Like, this is a good one.
Can you think of one thing right now that's tiny
that you do that she is just gritting her teeth
and bearing.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I put chili's sauce on all her cooking.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
That's true. And also and also you only wipe your
bum twice and your andy's a full skids.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm glad this came up.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy Supergrounds.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
There on the radio Hodiarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon
in time twenty five minutes to five o'clock. And we've
got more breaking news.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
This is breaking news today.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Go good, hey, fellows, We've got some big news in
the world of rock and roll. Do you guys like
your rock and roll?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Nah? Nah nah.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
There's been a new development of the band Lincoln Park.
Of course, the lead singer, singer Chister Bennington, he passed
away on the twentieth of July. Do you know what
year that was, Jase anyone? You guys want to have
a guess?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh, that's that's a good guess from you, twenty seventeen.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, correct, that's really good. I didn't I thought it
was only last year.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
It feels like, yeah, maybe two years ago or something.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, unreal. So anyway, they've brought on a news singer.
And what's great about this new edition is it's a woman. Yes,
so they don't see sex and Lincoln Park only talent,
and I think we've got a little bit of it.
We can listen to here Keyzy, this new singer lady,

(14:14):
that's right.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Her name is Emily Armstrong, and this is what she
sounds like, go away, Wow, holy cow, holy cow?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
How good? That's great.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
She sounds just like chestnut.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah, I don't think she's good.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I love I know. Initially I was like, oh god,
this is terrible, but I kind of kind of like it.
I love that she was pumping it. Yeah good.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan, but I think it's great.
I think it's great. They've got a new singer, and
good for them to be able tour. It's not really
you know a lot of people, Oh you're never going
to replace them. It's like, well, why should the rest
of the men never be able to tour the music
that they wrote, like to be fair.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Going and hearing any of Lincoln Park's classic songs. And
they've got new stuff as well. They've got a brand
new album coming out in November, so that's exciting. It's
going to be called from.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Zero Starting Again.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, I mean zero that comes out the fifteenth. But
that sounds like they will still perform all the old songs. Chops.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, you know, I was just thinking about, you know,
replacing a singer and stuff. You remember that show with
an Excess when I do rock Star in Excess. Yeah,
when they were trying.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
To magnificent TV show that was.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
And was to do that than the JD or something,
And he was a real piece.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
At work, and there was They had a couple of options.
One of the guys was from Canada and he was
sort of an emo looking gentlemen little feller there. And
the other guy was quite a gregarious funnel love and
rock and roller from Australia. Yes, and they should have
gone with him because he was a lot more fun.
But they went with this other guy that was super
serious and that was sort of the end of it. Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Strum on your weed, that's what you remember.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
That was sure.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
But anyway, good on old Lincoln Pak there. I saw
Lincoln Park with with Chester back in the day and
they were an absolutely incredible band. They're a great Yeah.
I mean, obviously if you're inteling in pack, if you
don't like them, you'd struggle. But I'm not sure that
I would. I'm not sure i'd go out and see
this new iteration.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Sure, I wasn't a huge fan of Lincoln Park to
begin with, Like I'm, but a lot of my mates, yeah,
but now I am. Now there's a chick singing. A
lot of my mates are like obsessed with Lincoln Park, right,
So the fact that they've found someone who can almost
keep up with Yes, you've never replaced him, obviously, but
ye're pretty stoked about it.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I love the passion. That was great speaking on Looking
Park but a naked and famous.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
A the Larky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
News there on the Radioky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
The time it's four forty seven. I had a situation
at the gym today, feelers true story, this absolutely true.
And I went to the gym. I wasn't into it,
but I never am and went down there and I
walked into the Geminars walking across to my first exercise mogie.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
What was that Swiss ball?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Um? No, it's a little area in the gym where
I do some what do you call it? Oh god,
it's just just planking. Start with a plank and stretching
and stuff like that, and I was walking towards that
area and I noticed a very attractive woman and I

(18:04):
don't know, well, that's okay, because of course there's a
lot of very attractive people at the gym, men and woman,
but I did notice her, and she was in the
general vicinity of where I was planking, and so that
sounded no.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
You're a good mass yeah, yeah, no, how about this,
I'll just play this, yeah, just as a pre wor
sexes of ale arm just in.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Case I didn't want to get that wrong. And anyway,
she was right next to me while I was planking,
and on the machine that I was about to use,
and I went, oh, that's cool. And then I finished planking,
and then she got off the machine and moved to
the next machine, and I got on the machine next
to her that she would just had just been using.

(18:49):
And basically it went along for about three or four
different machines where she was using all the same machines
that I was using, and our and our routines, and
I suddenly just got massively paranoid and went, oh, my god,
she thinks I'm I'm stalking her, and that I'm some

(19:11):
sort of filthy perv that's just following her around the gym.
And then I went, but fortunately, my next exercise is
right across the other side of the gym, and I,
shit you not, Just as I was finishing the exercise
I was doing, she went and walked over to the
other side of the gym where I was about to

(19:31):
go to do some exercises. So I had to change
my entire routine and do all this different stuff so
that I didn't come across as a gym mogi.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, you don't want to be a gym mogi.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
You know. You were talking about how you stand by
woman when they're on the machine, waiting for them to
get off.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
It, even if one's free nearby, you want that one thereon.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
And I went, I don't want people calling me a mogi.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
And so when you come back, when you combine an
honest mistake with been a massive pervert in your instance,
that's not a good mix.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
But it was just one of those scenarios where I
just immediately got paranoid and went, oh my god, this
is not this doesn't look good for me.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
What did the describe the woman for us? I'm not
how old was she?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I'm not kidding. How old was she? I don't know,
KESI maybe thirty thirty?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Right? What does she look like?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
An attractive woman?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, an attractive young woman?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Why have you got the same program as an attractive
young woman? That's why I want to know you do
the same workout as her?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I don't know. She was just using the same machines
as me.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Were you also wearing lemons?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
And can I make the point actually that she was
a much bitter shape than me as well?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You were saying she was a great shape, really great shape?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Is that what I was saying?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
But I can say, do you genuinely think she thought
you were perving?

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Or was I think I just got paranoid in my
own head up. She probably couldn't key less that I
was doing my stuff. She's probably finding it quite amusing,
because I'm quite amusing to watch when I'm at the gym.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
And were you perving?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Keezy? What the whole?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Aching?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy Tune in week
days and four on Radio Hodarkey didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Exists there on the radio, hoed Ankey Big Show This Friday, afternoon. Hey,
if you haven't a few beers, he said, We're give
us a shout out right now on three four eight three.
Speaking of shout outs, we've got a couple there, Keazy Jace.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
What the hell's a shout out? It's a froud out shydow. Yeah, sorry,
my bad, not shout out Friday, fraud out shyday. Shout
out to Pete Bears painting, Pete Bears painting Big Frida.
Out to you, fraud out to Beers for always being
there at the end of a tough week. Pete Beers, No,
just beers. Good on your Pete Beers man. Froud out

(21:53):
to you, brother Friday as huh throut out to Damo
and Richard just finishing up ragging some scruff for yous
and tenui.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh good, Yeah, that's really good, beautiful spot. Remember being
on site them at the end of a hard week's
yaka you and me having a few, having a few
dowries and a few busies. Yeah, man, did you guys
just sheep sweet pissing offers now, were we? One?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
H Yeah? So you didn't have to share after five?
By the way, the Price.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
The Hiarchy Big Show week Days from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's the Big Shows Friday, Doo Doo do, go on, Keys,
you get it off your whatever it is you're smirking about,
get it out.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Say what do you need to say? Mike?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, Man, you're on the Big Show. By the way,
brought to my night. And Jase complains every day about
people leaving cups in the studio, paper being everywhere. He
throws paper all around the studio. He throws pins and
he just ate a handful of cheese balls, dropped one
on the ground over there and just leaving it. That's
it's just someone else's problem. Yeah, I've seen a pet
in emerging.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
It went behind a little sign and I see it.
I don't know if you guys know this. There's a
little Melsey that lives here in the studio. So it's
a bit of tucker, a bit of tap for him.
Later on we'll leave you're a slop man. Now listen,
there's a Friday thrubber and the theme today the Friday
Thrubbers where each of us in the studio tries to
pick a song that already kick off your Friday that

(23:31):
really drops. The theme today is fighting. Was there David,
Nika and all that. We're going in a week's time.
So that was the theme.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's right, And how it works is we each player,
we snippet, you call through on eight hundred hadark, you
vote for which one you want to hear first. One
to get two votes gets played in full easy doors.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
At the moment, Mogi running away with it as per
at the moment.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
It's a long year, mate, I go f every week. Mate,
what do you got? You go?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You go fis goright? This is my this is my
fighting song.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Everybody was yeh, yeah, this is like when you're at
the wedding.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Everyone's on the dance floor dancing. This comes on and
everybody walks off and gets the beer.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
They love it came through fighting absolutely cheer okay, big
Robert and on theme.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, like you're massively on theme all the time. Guy,
you got hoodie j I've got a bit of a
system of a down war.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Did you want to pick a good part of.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, I mean it's no kung fu fighting true.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, it's a try hard you know. It's like, I'm
better pick a hard out of song so that the
people think I'm rock.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
And roll exactly. Keazy yeah, I'd never do anything like that.
Here's what I went with.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
What the hell is this bomb?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Crap?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
No, no, you're in me?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Have the enemies and fights.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Actually full end up my lockdown?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
This one to day.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I don't know. I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
That's an It is not an asterisk. Man, are you?
Are you saying in a fight you haven't got an enemy? Kez,
we'll go through.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
You've got apponent.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
You are such a nitpicker. We'll just get rid of
the Throbber all day.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
No, no, no, no, that's an over fellers. Listen you
decide you to give us a call.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's the Holey Big Shows Friday.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Throbber did it? Yes? Ten minutes past five o'clock. The
theme today Fighting and Kesey went with this one. Everybody
was going fastest lightly.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's Carl Douglas, by the way, Kung Fu Fi.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I would never have been able to name that. In fact,
I think you've done that song before. No, never whoa
it was.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
In fact, when I heard it today, I touched fighting
and to Spotify and it came up as I read
the song at ages. What a Throbber.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I said, yeah, I went for System of the down War.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Where do you go for Mike?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
No, I'm talking here fine, oh look at me. I've
got all this testosterone arms so manly.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I really your song CAZy really good? That's good sound
really good. I mean it's a good tune.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Thank you. I didn't write it.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I've gone with raised against the machine.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
No, your opponent.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Doo doo doo do dooz great stuff. Well, there you go,
these the choices. Let's go to the phone lines. Good
kill him your mad bastard.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Hou's life for a good thing?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Good? Good on you killing your mad bass? What are
you running with? The killum?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Gonna go from old c from garden.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Mate system of a damn good good call there, buddy
good a Sarah, how's life great? Thanks? Are you? Yeah?
Very well? Thanks Sarah? What are you going with today?
I'm voting for keys?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah? Could you say alarm? I think Jason has been
a little bit on the exercide there is he?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Really?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I didn't do anything?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
What assuming that because Sarah is a woman that she's
voting for kung Fu?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
It's not a woman that's getten your mad bastard house life.
Good on your mates? What are you running with? The Hayden.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Time breaker? This is huge?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Well, it's going to be Hoops from Auckland. Who's going
to decide to get a hoops? You're mad at bastard.
What are you running with? Get a bag? Ban? Got
to go?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Good on your hoops. You're mad bastard. Hey, what do
you do for christ? By the way, man, I'm a salesman.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
What do you like nail polish on that?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Thanks bloody good mate. You've got great taste of music.
Thanks you very much. Hoops.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, there you go, well.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Spoken. Have you know?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Is it funny? Kung fu fighting, beating, rage and some
of a down on radio?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
That's an absolute indictment. And I look forward to reading
the text when we come back after the song.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Hockey big shirt weekdays from four on the radio fighting.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
There is your Friday sixteen minutes past. Sorry, I got
cheeseball dust in the treat past five o'clock. There's been
some interesting questions asked on three four eight three there easy.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's right. I'm just gonna sound the racism alarm real quick,
by the way, if you know that's an alarm, we
just play just in case we're verging on offensive territory. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
the good The Good News is on three four eight three.
The first tics that came through good song. Oh yeah,
great Chaine Throbber. But then there's other texts like turn

(29:49):
the shite Off?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
So does it say Throbber on there? I can't see that.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Hey, great Thrubber. Guys, you wouldn't hapen to have any
recommendations for another drive home radio station I could listen to.
But I'm going to say least fifty percent of the
text are questioning whether that song is racist or yeah,
what do you guys think?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, just listening to the lyrics there, it's fringing.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh, it certainly is.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Which lyrics.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Jace, Well, I can say that if it was racist,
it's not our fault. We didn't well certainly, when I
say ours, I mean Jason and myself. We would never
bring any kind of songs to the Throbber that would
potentially verge as that has done. Kesy Yeah right. It

(30:33):
is a disappointment that we have to so late in
the year put an asterisk by one of your wins,
But I mean, I guess that's just how it goes,
so I.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Get an asterisk from having a potentially racist throber.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
It's race.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah all right, well look I'll chuck an asterisk next
to it, and that reminds me actually being to check
the scoreard, which is always fun. So out in front
on ten wins this year, old Mogi, it's me. It's
over there, second place, second place with eight and an
asterix were being racist Kezy and then in third place
with seven wins and four asterixes will Jay. So another

(31:11):
successful Friday throbber fell as well done.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
It was a good one. Actually, yeah, it's just a
shame about the about the actual throubble and the racist
But yeah, Mike got another time and place. Really was,
wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
It really was?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
It really was, Magie, you can't play anything anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
The Hurdikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Just sport happening over the weekend. Let's have some sport chat.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, let's go take it away, brother sport boy.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
You will have signed up for the rock Bull Union,
shall we No, It's rugby union and epic Test match.
It was last weekend. Unfortunately we were on the wrong
end of it. Sunday morning, New Zealand versus South Africa
again and I see mo ye those cocker hoops. South Africans,
I believe have made seven changes to their starting line.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
They've got a big squad and they're very confident. New
Zealand has made a few changes, but I think it's
because of injury. Caleb Clark springs to mine, is not there?
Black and blackheaded? Old black headed? Yeah, you're going to
go through the tailors, go through the team, would you there?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Kizy, all right, you're starting front road to Mighty Williams,
Cody Taylor and Tyrell Lomax.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You've got Scott Barrett who's captain, Tupo Vity Wallace, a
Titi Sam canaan Ardi Savia who's vice captain, one of
seven vice captains. You've also got Cortez Ratima starting at Halfwow,
he likes that. That's exciting, isn't it. Damie Mackenzie at
first five, Mark to Leare on one wing. You've got
Seva Reese on the other wing, Will Jordan at fullback

(32:53):
and in the centers Jordi Barrett and Rico Yowani.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yes, can you just tell me the bench because I'm
not happy with that back line.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Really, to be honest, Okay, on the bench and suffer
will be coming on at Hooker Offer Twug a fussy
Flitch and Mwle, Sam Dowry, Luke Jacobson, TJ. Pettinada, Antonona
Brown and Boden Barrett, so Bda Barrett late impacts they
worked against Argentina. They came on with magnificently.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, well that's where we suffered in that first Test
match was the impact from the bench instead of impewell
they got. They had impact with giving penalties away. Yeah,
looking forward to that, Meggie.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, I am man. I watched that on Sunday morning.
When I roll out of bed there, I reckon, that'll
be bloody good. I do love the South African Test, yes,
and I like the fact they've got back to back
tests over there, and I do miss a rugby tour
which you know, Kis, you probably never experienced. But back
in the day they used to go over to South
Africa for six weeks at a time and have midweek
games and all sorts, and it was bloody marvel.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I've got a picture in my mind Magie there in
his bathrow, long black crust, White Long Blacks, the Daily
Paper and the All Black Test match.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
All that's true, except I don't own a dressing gown.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So just quickly, New Zealand is paying
two dollars fifty for a win two dollars fifty against
South Africa. So dollar fifty.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So that's a pretty big slap in the face of
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Speaker 2 (34:34):
Tell me fellows on the sporting front, now that the
Warriors are done and dust, what's happening on the NRL front?
Any any matches you want to we should look out for. Well.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Traditionally around twenty seven JS they wrestle the top teams
rest a lot of players in the middle of the
pack is four teams on the same points trying to
get that number eight spot in the top eight, right, okay,
and two of those teams are playing each other, the
Dolphins and the Knights. Basically, if one of them wins,
they are in the eight. However, if they tie, then
the other two teams, who are on the same amount

(35:04):
of points but have a worse points differential. Whoever wins
that game could get through. So it's probably going to
be either the Dolphins all the Nights, but if they
draw it could be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
And not only that, they'll also be competing for the
first Spoon Bowl since twenty fifteen when the Panthers beat
the Nights for last play. So this game everything comes
down to this game West Tigers versus Paramount Els tonight
at eight o'clock. Losers of that gets the Wooden Spoon.
Pretty incredible for the Els who were grand filing us

(35:35):
only two years ago. Yes, man is a fourth and grace.
Also tomorrow afternoon in the New South Wales Cup, we've
got an elimination final. The Warriors play the Panthers. That's
fourth versus fifth on the table. That will be a ripper.
It's on New South Wales Rugby League TV. I think
on the old interweb there. I'm not sure if Sky

(35:56):
carries it, but I hope they do. Yes, I about
it's one one pm. I think Australian time time.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I've seen those games on Sky right, so yes they
do carry it. Just trivia, A trivia question for you both.
Have the Warriors ever had the wooden spoon?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
No? Okay, no, we've come second to last. I think
our most common finishing place in the what is it
thirty years of the competition is fourteenth. Yeah, so good stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
That said on the oh, and of course can we
have a middle update? It was that just going to
be massive?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
And then for you, well, we're already massively over time,
don't we get back?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Regular feature at five point thirty nine on a Friday,
but at one and a half mogis.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
One and a half.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
What is one and a half mogis?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
So I just want to say, it's another example of
you been the anchor of our singing. The trio we've
got going here. It's just some yarns about my kid generally, geezy,
I do want to just before I get into that,
I just want to say. We had a mate come
over last night. I hadn't seen him for a while,
and it got into a chat about his daughter is

(37:22):
going to get tested for autism. They just noticed a
few things. She's only about two to two and a
half sure, and that led him to have a conversation
with the doctor and sort of said, you know what
the what are the traits? So on and so forth,
and the doctor listed a few off and he went
home to his wife and he said, I don't know, man,
it seems like bullshit to me, like everybody thinks like that.

(37:43):
And he lifted them off to his wife and she goes,
I don't think like that. So yeah, and now my
mate's got autism. What she didn't know about. So that
was that was a good thing for him to find out.
And it makes sense. And anyway, so my daughter when
there's when there's people in the house, she doesn't want
to go to bed. It's not in common. So she
got up, came and jumped on my lap. Was sitting
out in the in the lounge there. My wife was

(38:05):
still talking to our mate and she she said, I've
got to I've got a secret. I've got to tell
you a secret secret. And I said, Okay, what's the secret?
She said, she leaned, you know how they get right
in your ear, Jason. They're telling me a secret. Yes,
she stopped telling me secrets in my mouth. That's been
a good change.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And she said, oh, my toys, all my toys they
talk to me. Oh wow, wow's toy story.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
That's pretty cool. I was like, what do they say?
What do they say? And she said, go into the
kitchen at night and eat all the ice cream in
the freezer. So wow, I don't know these guys.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
They sound like trouble.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I was like, what else?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
What else did they say? They tell me to drink
all the medicine.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Because she's on the PAMA at the moment because she's
got a cough. And I was like, yeah, yeah, And
I said, I don't know about these toys. Man. We
got to get We've got to get rid of these guys.
They're a bad influence. Said they're not. I said, well,
what else they're telling you?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
She said, leave the doors open and let all the
cold here.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
And she's just listing them off, man, and she but
she's then cracking up as well. What a what a
great way to get the bad things out of your head.
You just blame it all on your toys.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Very good.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
And today she decided that she just comes in. She goes,
from now on, Mama, does everything I tell everything I
tell her, and she and then she and she's just
cracking up because she knows that's not gonna happ it
in case and you do, you do everything I tell you?
And then my wife came in, she goes, did you
hear what I said, Mama? And she said, yeah, I
have to do everything, saying that's right, go get me

(39:53):
some ice cream. But the idea that you can control
people and the thing you're going to get them to
do is get you some ice cream. That's number one
on the list. That's the only thing that matters.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Now.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
It's a good time when you're a kid a ice
cream and TV and medicine.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Man.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
And it is a damn shame because my wife is
a pretty reserved and you know, got great self control.
And I'm afraid my daughter has got my my gene.
So I'm not looking forward to the teenage years.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, did you ever ask whether or not the toys
had actually told her anything positive to do?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I mean from her perspective. They're all positive.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
She's like, my mate's rule.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Oh her toys remind me of YouTube. Actually, yeah, bring
it up with your wife, Go get dead, Buy me
some cheese balls.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
The whole acting Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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Speaker 2 (41:00):
DC there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show this Friday afternoon.
Now listen, all you tattoo lovers freaks, all you tattoo lovers.
You gotta listen up to what Old Captain.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
So we have to stop this because every time we
have to like tell people about something, it's like you
gotta listen up to Old Keesy Captain. Avon. Here you go, kids,
you do all the work.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yeah that's right, right's you know? Which is seamless integration
of the content. That's what that's what everybody is looking for. Well,
it used to be I feel, and now we have
to play this this can I say that's very good.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
It's very good. Whoever voice is very talented, but it's.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Not seamless anymore. It sticks out like a sword. Anyway,
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Speaker 2 (42:16):
Too good.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
He'll be there as well, John, I.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Reckon, seriously, it's going to be there.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I reckon you get some ink, some ink.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, I reckon you get some tats? Why because I
reckon you look amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
You love tats?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, I do love tats.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Big tats or small tats.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I don't care. I just like tats in general.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah right about when they get old.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah they can get a bit weird.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah yeah, but you there's stuff you can do to.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Like you know, if you get a tat, I'll get
a tat.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
So between us have a couple of tats. Yeah, yeah,
a pair of tats. Ah, sure, what are you gonna get?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I think on your throat would be good.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, I reckon from the sort of chin down, yeah,
into the chest. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
If I had to get something, it would be like
a little radio microphone and some headphones, because like radio
is really important to me.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Get you should get a cricket bet, Jase.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, I'm sort of on your throat.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
I have some wickets.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
What I could have is a cricket bet on one side.
Here about this cricket ball on one side and wickets
on the other with the bales flying.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
What about just wickets on your throat and then I'll
have something to aim at when I'm playing cricket.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
What about if you got your bull laws done up
red cheery like cricket balls with a seam on them.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Well, actually they're already quite red, aren't they. So you
just get the seams put on.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
And we'll sort of i'd call them more purply.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
But hey, plenty coming up after six Yes, actually just
on that is Friday. We want to know what you're
doing for the week.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's just what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, what's your weekend plan.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
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Speaker 1 (45:26):
You say that's your last pack? Do you think it
will be your last pack?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Nope? I don't I do.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Thanks, Cheezy.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Are we like the Angel and the Devil on your shoulders?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Or is that that's not that I want him to smoke?
I don't want him. Just he will he knows.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, I'm going to be let down.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I'll try my best not to lead you down, all right.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It disappoints me that other people have given up smoking
and yet I can't. That's what disappoints me.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Sure, Who's what we should do is find out who
the most annoying person in the world is that has
given up smoked. And you're like, oh, you've done it. Yeah, Yeah,
it's just what Jason perfect.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
What gets on my code is that the world's very
stressful and that my way of dealing with stress is
having a CIGGI.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, but that's bullshit, isn't it. Well, you know it's stress.
I need a cigarette. It's stressful for everyone. Very few
people smoke eighty eighty eight percent of the population.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Doesn't that how much it is?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Oh yeah, there's very few people that smoke.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
On Actually, fad that makes me people vape makes me
feel really cool? Then twelve percent?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah, man, are you going to be my girl?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
But a jet Keezy? Is that you're saying?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy tune
in four on Radio Holarky.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
We's are there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this
Friday evening. Now. We love our listeners out there, and
we like finding out more about you, what you get
up to, what your job is, all that sort of jazz,
and what you're going to do over the weekend, because
it gives us ideas as well, doesn't it feel like it?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Sure does, man, because I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Sometimes my wife and I go what should we do?
What should we do today? You know? On a weekend
day and we can never think of things apart from
fishing and that sort of stuff. What are people doing?
On three four eight three, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Well, we've got this new scene when it's called What's
What's the What's the hap scends it. We're the old Mogi.
Lots of texts coming through on three four eight three.
Get a Feller's tyler here, no moving the rents houses
and drinking bulk beers responsibly to celebrate. So he's moving
the houses for the parents. Yes, I guess, man, is

(47:37):
this is this a segment?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Okay, I'm not into that. I'm not into that at all.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
This is this a sement? You guys just go yeah,
and Jesus and Jase just stares at me silently.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I said, I'm not into it.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
That's part of it.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, I mean, if I don't like it, I'm gonna
say so.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
He's gonna look at me with a dumb look on
your face.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
What else have we got?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Hey, guys, on my way to a date, wondering if
you had any tips. Thanks backbone, Sophie. Now I think
I know who this Sophie.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Is interesting actually because i've you know, we used to
do a relationship advice. I wonder if we could do
that once a week again.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Is it early for a date? I don't know how
good a time as any soon as you go.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
On, now's been on a date.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
If it's a Sophie, I think it is. She's Actually
this guy's in another town meeting halfway right, so it's
a couple of hours drive.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Doesn't sound like you need any tips from us, Sophie.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
No, no, but you know, you know, how do you?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
What's the what's okay? You know? Doesn't that meant to
happen a little while ago?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
It did? Oh right, sweet, what's happening again? Must be
all good? Yeah, yeah, what you're doing man?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah, Sophie, yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, backbone, get a fella's plans for the weekend? The purse?
And then he said responsibly after that, oh good, good.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yeah. I would say for maybe seventy percent of our
listeners that would be the case. What heading the pair?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's interesting. I remember having a conversation with a guy
when I was probably twenty plus years ago, and on
the Monday morning it had always asked me what I
got up to on the weekend, and always my antswer
was pretty much the same, and that was I was
on it for pretty much the entire times that I
wasn't at work. And he looked at me and he said,
do you think that's a really good use of your

(49:21):
time and your potential?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Men?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
And I can honestly say I'd never even thought of
it that way before. Sure, Yeah, anyway, here we are.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Did you change?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
But I always thought about that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was he just aroundomamed.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He's he lives with his mum and Huntley. Yeah he does.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, goodday guys heading into the mountains for three days
of shite? Where that to teach people some useful alpine skills?

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Oh yeah, says it's satisfying to help people build confidence.
So that's interesting, isn't it because we sort of find
it satisfying to pull each other's confidence down. Yeah, and each.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Other's pants down sometimes, So that's funny.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, in public, just on that Dilly came in before
We've got Dilly and Studio B because yeah, and he
didn't appreciate you pulling his pants down. In fact that
he wants to go to HR about it felt really weird.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Well, it's like, hey, welcome to the big show boom.
Your undies are out, Yes, and we're all laughing, laughing
though now we weren't there.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It was just you and him.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, it was that definitely happened. Hey, this semon has
been great.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Let's do this again next week The Hurdarchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
The Pixies there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Absolute tune.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
It is a chune.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
And can I say I saw an interview with David Bowie, yes,
where he was talking about what a magnificent band this
was back in the late eighties, what a magnificent band
the Pixies were in the Pixies. Do you think he
said that he said that? Are you saying David Bowie

(51:03):
doesn't know that?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Man asked someone from Pixis and they said it's just Pixies.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
No, not from Pixis, Yes, no, who is it? Someone
from the management?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Exactly to your point, this is such an old debate.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Do you think, though, do you think to your point
there is any higher accolade as a musician than David
Bowie saying you guys are awesome.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
It's pretty good that you'd be like.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Okay, that said, I'm done. Now I'm retiring.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Being the theme song to Shrek one like Smash Mountains.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Let's get into some TV chat. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue? Yeah, I'll just start. Don't even bother
Maggie fellows.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Why don't we talk about what you watched last night?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay, I watched a film called The Deliverance. Was not deliverance, No,
it was the deliverance of not being a dickhead here.
And as the name would suggest, it was a horror
and I like myself a horror. Do you with Glenn Close? Now,
I'm interested to know, particularly your view on Glenn Close

(52:21):
and yours key. My own view is I think she's
a very good actor, but I get the vibe from
her that she really rates herself. Do you she is
like a.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Look, I don't want to She's like a poor man's
mural streep, very very similar actors. I don't know whether
she rates herself or not, but she's had some great roles.
My favorite role of hers, being in Fatal Attraction, is
that what it was called, Oh it was fail attraction.
Then there was base against her. She was very good

(52:59):
in The meg Magnificent.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, she is really good. But anyway, I felt like
she only did that particular role because you know, it
was quite a gnarly performance and she probably thought you'd
get an oscar for it.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
For a horror.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, but that's me that you know, I'm talking through
a hole of my butt. I hated it really annoying,
and it was. It was a horror, but I just
just annoyed me.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Do you get it? Do you watch it all the
way through to the name I got?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I got about halfway through and went, nahn, not doing
this and I'll give it one and a half. Busy's
keezy to answer your question.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I'm glad you said particularly your opinion, Mike, because I
thought Glenn Close was a dude the ego that whole
time last night, I didn't realize we were on TVNS
in plus just searching for something to watch that wasn't
country calendar designs or talk back because we're just thrashing
those three and we were scrolling around and we found

(53:55):
ins in on screen moments in history and it's episodes
of classic TV show so it's like the final of
Top Town nineteen seventy seven, the full HD or Top Quality,
and we scrolled through them and I found Havoc does
Big Day Out in ninety ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
That's good because I've never seen like not for a
long time. I haven't seen Havoc and Newsboy.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
The TV.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
The way TV was edited in the nineties was crazy.
It's just random shit put back to back black and
white for no reason. Then there's Jerry lying on a couch,
and then there's Heavo talking to Marilyn manson all of it,
which was excellent. It was just such a wacky style
of editing TV. It's all over the place.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah, And my wife said, and I quote, what is
this TV TV show? It is so shit? And I
was like, Louise, that's Jeremy Wells's a big break right there.
He is very funny on it. Yeah, because he's twenty
one or some bullshit. And he's interviewing Courtney Love over him.
She's all over him and literally says I need a husband.

(54:54):
Would you like to be my husband? And he says no,
I'm okay for now, thanks, and she goes okay.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
There's many many rumors around that. Yes from recollection, Yes,
sad stuff. We'll check that out.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
In it on screen. Search for that on TV in
z In plus.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
The Hichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Tune in on radio. Get to work, Captain Edmund.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
No, don't get to it, Captain Edmund. Me all right,
I'll do a lot of hard work behind the scenes.
The Backbone table at the fight David Yuki. Have you
guys ahead of him?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah, he wasn't here yesterday. He's got a new opponent
now he is fighting next Saturday. That is going to
be at the vite acta Vince Center And if you
would like to win a spot at the Backbone table
hosted by these two plunkers.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah, looking forward to it, man, it's going to be
a great Yeah, it'll be. I was going through my
wardrobe today actually, Magie, going what suit will I run with?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Here? I've got, I've got Paisley.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I've got quite a Styley gray one with a kind
of pink tie. It's not really pink, but it's pretty
damn Styley.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Is it actually Styley?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
That sounds pink?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Well, we did a photo shoot with it a few
years back and the management was saying you were like
a completely different human being. We were blown away.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
That's got to be good.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, yeah, actually wear that, but it's probably.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
A little bit old now. I'm thinking you both suit
and me.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
If you want to sit on the Backbone table with
Mike and Jays and get free food, free beers, you
just have to go to hoduk you dot co dot
z and into there, or you can text the word
fight to three four eighty three. And if you just
want to watch the fight against Tommy Kryptonite, carp Andcy,
it is live on dezonne d a z in dot com.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
What's Dezone.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
It's a streaming service Friday Fighting for fighting.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Yeah, I got it when we were over at Magic Round. Yes,
and I wanted to watch the Fury fight against Usk. Yes,
I downloaded that app.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
That's right, okay, Jason. It's the global home of boxing
with over one hundred and fifty fights per year from
the Best of Boxing, Crossover Boxing, mm A. It's available
to watch on any device, smart TV, mobile, tablet, gaming
console and more.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Okay, I'll put it on the TV. Then I thank
you stuff. Hey, but do get along because there's going
to be a hell of a night hang out with
old Hoody, Jay and Maggie have a bit of free food,
a bit.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Of a few busy responsibly, of.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Course, always responsibly.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Second text the word fights three four eight three right
now or into at Hodarky dot Co dot Zie.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
That's how we do Yeah. So good weekend time time,
Geezy Manoogi, hoody Jay. Thanks for making the time to
listen to the Shadow though, by the way, we really
appreciate it. Maggie, what's your plans this weekend? I watch
a little bit of rugby. I'm going to restart me
and I want to go to the gym. I want

(57:57):
to go to the sauna. I don't want to do
a hell of a lot of march. I'm going to
try and get some walking in my life, which I'm
thrilled about. I've just got to have a good relaxer. Yeah,
good booz would be good.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Actually, yeah, nice, nice, What about you, Keezy. I'm driving
my truck down to Todunger. We're putting a new diffinite
so it has a bit of ratio, so it does
this revs and it's like in the middle of the
rear axle.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
The difference it's the difference.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Sot the differential basically, so when I'm going one hundred
k's it's revving less and using this petrol. But also
I was supposed to be going down to look at
a motorbike and now that's sold. Yeah, I was actually thinking,
can I do a shout out for if anyone's actually
got one, then I might be interesting figuring out there's
got like an early seventies Honda motorbike. Can you message
me on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
If you want Keysy to come out into your farm
in the middle of nowhere and go to that dark,
sort of weird little shed you got down the back there,
and you know you live so far out of town
that there's no there's no GPS, cell phone coveraging.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Get all kezy out there, man, and yeah, yeah, I'd
love to ride and meet you. Well, either I'm going
to get you never see me again, or I'll come
away with a cool motorbike. So I'm willing to take
that chance, that's true, man. Yeah, what about you, Jays?
What are you doing now?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
I'm pretty excited. Actually I'm working on my stock car.
Of course the season the death.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Got on it?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
What race broken?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
One? Keyzy I'll tell your dad about it because he
will understand what I'm talking about. But I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I would love to see you talk to my dad
about cars. Shambles of a conversation.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I'm going to check car and then after that we're
going to go to the Matacana markets tomorrow as well,
so that'll be nice and something. You're going to get
some new pants, yeah, hopefully some yeah, some pants and
ships someday. We've got something going on. But I just
I can't.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Well, it's obviously not even worth mentioning that. Yeah, what
a waste of your time.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Well it kind of is, really Hey, but listen. Make
sure you check out the podcasts. Make sure you check
out Amper too. Monday. See you later by
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