FULL SHOW: The Face Off (Feat. David Nyika)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was for the best milkshakes, thick shakes
and super thick shakes. Welcome this big.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Show indeed, Jason hitch my note and kidd A, you
made Barsard's great to have your company this Thursday afternoon,
the fifth of September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by night.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
God Jack.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, man, I went to early there, I went to early.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Your voice just crackled.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah. Yeah, it's because I'm running out of oxygen. It's
the million daries that I've had in my life. I
don't even think it was my lungs collapse on me.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
That sounds like a serious health consumed.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wow. You know when you go to the doctor and
you do that and you blow into that thing and
that measures your lungs.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
My doctor didn't make me do that.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, he makes me do that. Get it up about
you know, fifth of the way up there.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can't get it up.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, well I know, I'm I'm pretty good at getting
it up, but just on the blowing, I'm not good
at blowing.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Mogi are practice makes perfect?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Brother wearing pardon oh warriors ship Yeah, speaking of ships,
I'm loving your sparkling tidy whitey. There, Moogi, how are
you your rogue stallion?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, I'm going pretty grassy, your mad dog, you six
son of a bee. This one's got a hole right
in the middle of the chest.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I noticed that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Ye see that. But I'm on the radio, so I
don't care. I don't mind wearing it in here. Sure
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I like that it's got a hole in it.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I like it too, I really like it. It looks great.
Thanks man, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Here we go, Here we go. No, no, no, seriously, Kezy.
I know you like your hat.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I know that you had a big night last night,
and and you came and looking a little bit sleepy today.
I think it's fair to say, but god, you look good, mate.
And I tell you what, the combination of you just
roll out of bed here, your white tea and your
chivrole at jacket beer. It's really working for me today. Man,

(02:12):
you're looking great, Keysy.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Do you know what you've done?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I no longer want to wear anything that has Chevrolet
written on it.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well, I like that it's had that kind of effect
because now you've got your surfboard shirt on that's got
moon eyes written on it. Yeah, and it's you know,
don't just that it don't. It's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's cool, man, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Calling my mooneye's surfboard shit. All right, there's nothing wrong
with that.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
But that's what's happened.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You see what you've done to him. Jay's look at
the me. He's pulling his sheepskin jacket nice and tight
across the ship so that you can't gaze its midraff there.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. When you were doing the
pulling your jacket tight there, your muscles were popping. Brother,
you been going to the gym? No, I haven't right
because you're looking good. Kesy, thank you despite your massive
night Hey, no you.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Say a massive nose. Jac look hot?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Thank you, hey, Nelsen a little bit of a headache
to be honest.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Ah, you're good man.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, I'll be fine, big showy head. We've got David
Nicer coming in to talk about the fact that his
opponent got done for a drug test yesterday. He's got
a new opponent today.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
We actually we'll actually announce it next just quickly. His
new opponent will be because it's literally dropped just now.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, times I just heard.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
It on the news. Was it that person?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, we can still say it ourselves. Kezy. In the meantime,
he's Queen to the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy Collective Soul.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock. But we
have breaking news.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
This is breaking news the dog.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, but of course there was the news yesterday with
the David Nika fight that their opponent had failed a
drugs test. Yeah, Caparello, Caparello, and so he was done
and dusted, gone Berger. Yeah, but we have an announcement.
His new opponent is.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Keezy Tommy Kryptonite Carpet see now most heard of them.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
So he's thirty eight years old, he's an American bloke.
He's had a hell of a lot of fights. He's
challenged for various titles. He's thirty one eight and one.
He's had nineteen knockouts. But Mogi, you pointed out something
quite interesting about this man.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well, you want to you're on a place replace light
with like Jase, That's what we always do when we're
promoting fights and you had somebody drop out because they've
been shooting themselves up with the old testosterone, trying to
get a bit of extra power in the old fistier brother. Yeah, man,
I can't blame him, Kezy. It's just part of the
fight game, mate. But he's been caught now, so that's
his lot. So you want to replace light with light.
They're the same age, Carpentcy and Capparello, same height, give

(04:53):
will take six foot one versus six and a half
six foot and a half inches. And the most important thing,
both south paws. Yes, both south paws.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well that's one of the things because we're going to
be speaking to David Nika later on in the show.
You know, to have an opponent drop out so close
to the fight, you would have been training for that
particular opponent, So a good call from their trainers to
get a lightful like as you say, I was in
the mix for a little while, but I was tricky
because of course, trying to hit a little bastard like

(05:24):
me as a pain in the arm. Yeah, because you're
always punching down especially Yeah, because you're sort of cowered
into a little ball. I do the sort of Tyson weave,
you know what I mean. And so that's good news.
But we'll find out I guess the intricacies of the
fight later on this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I was having a check to him on the phone
and he said he's going to be going for liver shot,
liver shot, liver shot, liver shot cut. And I think
that's a good plan.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
And he's he's willing to let the opposition you find
out about it.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
You always tell people what you're up to.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, because he's a young buck, isn't he How old
he's about? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Eighteen?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, eighteen, he's not. Are we going to talk about
how good looking is which I'm he got?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You guys, ask the questions and I'll just look at him. Yeah,
it'll be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
So, as I said, he's thirty eight Southport, six foot
and a half inches.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
And he's got to reach around rounds. I don't know
if that's appropriate. Keys the alarm, Yeah, that's the racist alarm.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's actual.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
What is it that's reach around? Is not boxing?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Check?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Keysy?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
No, I said he has a reach of a round. No,
you didn't say that, didn't I? Well, I can assure you, Mike,
it was an accident. All right, well, lucky, we don't
make a big deal out of it. Then exactly he
made me play the racism alarm. He's MGMT Darky.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yes, indeed the clash there on the radio. Hold Ky
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. Now, Fellers, I don't know
if I've mentioned this to you, but with all the
dog squad man I've got, at the moment, I thought
it was time to sort of upgrade our own sweet
in our bedroom.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Why do you say it like that?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Sweet?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Sweet?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's in sweet. That's how we say in New Zealand sweet.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
And so, of course, you know you've got to get
the process started. Organize your builder, your plumber, you're electrician
and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
And Tyler, no, we're not actually going to tile.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
We're not going to use tiles. We're going to go Lino.
Strangely enough, that's cheap. Yeah, it's kind of cheap, but
it's there's a certain look that we're going for. Sheep.
And I don't know if you guys sort of know this,
you know, but it can be a who of a
time trying to coordinate all the different trade is coming
in at the same time and stuff like that. And obviously,

(07:45):
of course yes, moging just on there.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm just wondering, who is the lino guy? Do you
think I have to coordinate a lino guy as well
instead of a tile guy?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, basically the guy that you or the people that
you buy it off. They have people that can install
it for you. So it's a situation there. But you know,
so many people have sort of said to me, Jace,
why are you even bothering with trades? You know what
I mean? Because let's be honest, they're not cheap. And
even though I've got a massive truckload of dog squad money,

(08:15):
you know, trade's aren't cheap man. And you know, so
many people have sent me. I don't know if you
guys have heard this. It's all on bloody what's it
called YouTube? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Well, hang on, are you paying? Because they're all qualified
people that have spent years learning a craft.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, But the point is I'm pretty handy geezy, you know,
and I can go I can go onto YouTube and
figure out the plumbing and figure out the electrics, figure
out all that stuff. The jibbing and all that carry on.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think you're thinking handsy, no, hendy, handy.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
So what I was talking to my wife today after
we had a bit of a bit of a hour
of a time organizing all these trades, and I just went, nah, actually,
I'm going to do it myself, you know. And it
makes me wonder do we need trades anymore? With YouTube
and all that sort of stuff, because you can literally
go on and they show you how to do it.
How can it be?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
But then you've got to hang on it because then
you have to actually execute what they're showing in a
short video, which is very much, you know, just the
gest of how it's done. And this person that's making
the video has experience doing it.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's all that good. Key we mean need is the gist.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
And woman and woman indeed, keey, woman, just need the gist.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
My wife three hands, he too, and you know she
can contribute and do all that sort of stuff. So
I thought, no, bugger it, I'm going to take this project.
I'm going to do a good job and save me
thousands and thousands and thousands of trade trade e dollars.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Are you worried that if you try and do the
lino yourself. It'll look tacky and cheap.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, I'm very confident that will, you know what, And
I sort of it makes me wondering because this is
the sort of philosophy of New Zealanders. Just get in
there and give it a go and do it yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You've got a number eight wire attitude, Jason. I love
that about you men.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Totally man. And let's be honest, the trades even know
what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, some of them don't, and I think some of
them would agree with you about that. Yeah, and they
certainly beg each other. So you know, a sparky will
be begging a plumber, Yes, plumber will be banging it,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
And this is the other thing. When you've got a plumber,
you've got an electrician, and you've got the builder, all
you were ever doing is mediating between all the who
are fights that they're having between each other? You know
what I mean? Who needs that in their life?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Well, I mean it depends if you so are you
gonna are you telling me you're going to have a
crack at doing plumbing.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm not going to have a crack at it. I'm
going to do it.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Keezy, right, and they already install a toilet.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
And I'm going to put the fan in the ceiling.
All of that. Jazz man, howdy j is going to
do it.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's on YouTube, jazz men. But are you going to
install a toilet into like the sewage system?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, we've got free toilets here.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
You're going to install it?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Is your toilet and s trap or a petrich as.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
My mate wants here to me? Plumbing's just connecting pipes, caezy, Yeah,
I mean how hard can it be?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
That true?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I know plumbers trying to convince us. Oh, she's it's
a bit more than the hody ja. I don't think
so that that pipe goes into that pipe. You know.
It's the same with electricians. That why I connects to that?
Why did dude?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
A little bit of job done?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You know? And how hard is it to demolish something?
It's easy, just whack out that jib, you know, swack
some new jib up there.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
How hard is it so easy?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Jas Well three four eight three Let us know your thoughts.
Should j CD I wyatt trade's super replaceable by watching
a YouTube video. I certainly don't think so. I'd like
to make that clear.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's not what you're saying off here.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
They don't bring me into this.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keithy.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Sound Garden there on the radio. Hoo Nankey Big show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is fourth that he's se
him in a special treat. We got old punk son
from Studio B in this and the studio with us
Hey Game Park.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
So I'm good, thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
How are you, Jess?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah? Good, thanks mate, very very good. Indeed, sit back
and relax because it's time for comin chat with your us.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
You know what I fully fell for its fully and
truly you got me Cottie chair.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's back, baby.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
What can I just give some context to the pople
love it bugs, I'll give some context to the audience here.
So in another chat with some friends, I've been talking
with Keysy about an egg recipe that I made, and
I thought there was going to be some messive piss take,
but the guys asked me to come in and share
my egg recipe.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
And I don't know why, man, but you sold me.
Maybe I was excited about talking about my soft boiled eggs.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Unless it's a loving We don't want to hear about
it because this is Connie chair.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
What's a lovey? I don't know? A couple of softball?
The eggs?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Here?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah? Sorry, coming for Connie chair. Pugs On?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
What one here from Margaret? Who's Margaret?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Where do you buy your connies in bulk? Cheers pugs Son.
It's Margaret night.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
And day, always bulk.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Well for me that it's like one of those sponsorship things.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Sounds special.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, I like a box or a palette.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Well I asked for a palette and then when they
run out right?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, what else you got?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
A Trev got in touch? How on what on the
Connie line?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
One hundred Connie.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Are you worried about the impact you're having on the
environment with your legendary condom consumption?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Well, they've got environmentally friendly connies now, yeah, I don't
know if you've seen those?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Keesy Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Do you use those?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Another one here on three four eight three? Hey, Pugson,
how many times is the maximum? I can reuse a
Connie as many times as you like. Really, just go
for gold Man. See I thought it was just once. Yeah,
this is what we though, This is why we have

(14:01):
commitioned the value you're going to get for.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
The connies that you're buying if you use it as
many times as you can use and recycle.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
You just on those sort of environmental connies, yeah, yeah,
getting they're really good because they disintegrate. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
They're made of rice paper. Yeah yeah, ice paper.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
If you are conscious, if you do want to make love,
or you're just spending time with yourself, they're a great
buy for the environment.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
You use them when you spend time with yourself.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Jas well, yeah, you don't want mess.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Here's a question here from Methan who Mathan, Mathan, do
connies really expire? Pugs?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
She is Methan.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Well, as I say, you can use them as many
times as you like, and so by that logic, they
don't really expire either.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
The environmental ones do obviously, that's what you want.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You want to expire, And they start expiring as soon
as you put them on, don't they well disintegrating for me?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, And then when you wash the nets on a
delicate wash here, delicate wash.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
And if you get one of those washbags that you
put yet oh yes, oh you like your bra big yeah,
or just on that, do they actually do they actually
have like a Connie washbeg.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
No, you can just use any washbeg.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Is it front load or top load?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Just whatever you got man at works.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, oh great, people love it. People love it.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
You guys don't want to hear about my.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Totally man, you can talk about the Yeah, tomorrow or
maybe after five we'll see how we coming.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
In there again.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
And Kisey the Blankey's here on the radio. Hold Archy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is four fifty six,
coming up after five o'clock. By the way, David Niecks
coming in to have.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
A chat to us about his new opponent.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, man, what's this Tommy Carpinzi.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, the krypt night tonight Tommy Kryptonite.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Incidentally, does David have a nickname?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
He does, No, he does have a nickname. It is
I think it's David Numb Numb Nika. Yeah, I can't
remember it. Oh crap, how's the doctor gone? The nice guy?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
You are joking?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
David, the nice guy in Yika that really puts the
fear of God him to you, didn't it?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I know that's what they say about nice guys. True,
what's that they finished last? That's great?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
True?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Can you write that down, Jason.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
But also, you know, in regards to nice guys, you
know that end up being like mass murderers. He was
such a quite nice guy, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I'm not saying that David's doing that.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Sounds like that's what you're saying. That's the hell of
an accusation. And we'll put that to him next hour.
And he's probably going to give you the old and
not the kind of dog you want either.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
He could try a.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Bit of this going on. That's not the racism alum.
By the way, that's an ambulance coming to pick you up.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
The whole achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Welcome back to your messive Bagblones. Hope your Thursday's going
along very nicely. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Night.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Day.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
You're really trying that one, Jason.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Nice week, and speaking of days here in Auckland City,
it's a beautiful evening again. I hope wherever you are
in this great country of ours, it's a beautiful day
as well. Text us, By the way, how is the weather?
Were you are through? Eight three?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
That's good stuff, thanks mate, were a chat? Yeah, Hey,
by the way, just on night and day. It's got
the week.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Note here that says anytime's a good time for a
thick shake at night and day. And I had never
thought about it like that, And I just though, this
is a really good not when.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
You've got a flu. Though we've talked about this. If
you've got a cough, there is the last thing you want.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
But they would also have like lozenges and stuff there.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
And I said that if you have heartburn like we've
been having lately, Mogi, a fix shake would do the ticket.
I reckon, you reckon. It would be just the ticket,
I should say, a nice, cool sort of thick shake
just winding its way down the esophagus heart cavity.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
It's weird that you both have all of a sudden
developed heartburn at the exact sime.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
The what's weird about is that I've got it and
Jason's pretending he's got it.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I will tell you this. I
now have a bottle of Gaveskan on my in my bathroom.
I used to do that on my side of the
the sink obviously.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Well, I've got a sipping bottle, as you know, I
carry it around with me like a hip flask. Yeah,
and it's just a sipping, just sucking one back.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I genuinely don't know what it is. I've never had
heart burn before, and I've been a bit belchi and windy,
so what's going on there?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Gross?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
And then Boss Tolly was telling us about the fact
that he's got some sort of weird hernia that causes
heartburn and sort of all that sort of stuff, and
he has to take medication for it. So maybe we've
got that, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
He also has got a horrendously ravaged downstairs foreskin, did you.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh gods disgrace saying he also has to be like
a diaper at all times.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Wow, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I didn't get that.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Ba what Sorry, he's wearing a diaper now.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Literally right now, crazy eight.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Let's full on got a backbone?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is Nevada the hiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Wallflowers there on the radio Hoedarkey Big Show this Thursday afternoon,
the time at sixteen minutes past five o'clock. Now, Kezy
Mogi pointed out a quite startling statistic the other night.
I don't know if you took another no, Keysy pointed
out quite startling statistic, and it was to do with

(19:54):
basically Auckland house properties. Because of course, as we know
Kezy it's looking to sort of upgrade a little and
just started and he's looking for a family home. He's
he's envisaging. How many of you were saying five six
little keysies? Yeah, five or six key ring full of them.
That's right.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I'm going to do some of victim a keysy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Man.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
So yeah, if I could have victims people and then have
sex or seven little keys' running around that I'd be
really happy here.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
And Keesy often talks about the fact, of course that
Himna's lovely wife. I like to go for walks and
why did you drop your voice.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Helena's lovely wife.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
She's very elegant, you were saying.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
She's very elegant, And they like to go for walks
around the neighborhood and looking at properties, et cetera. And
he was talking the other day about actually going and
going inside the houses we were for sale.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, we went to a few open homes around the area,
just have a noughty have we looked.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
But the horrific statistic that he gave me, and I
don't know if it's accurate or not. He said, basically,
entry level for a family home in Auckland's about you're
looking at about one point eight mil.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
So what I said was, if you want to buy
close to Auckland, so you've got a fifteen minute drive
and you want a little standalone house with you know,
three or four bedrooms and a little yard, a garage
for your bikes and your dad's truck, that's like one
point eight mil. Right's outrageous.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, And that was sort of playing on my mind.
And as you know, my wife and I my wife
and thinking very seriously of selling up MOGI at the
end of this year. And I was talking to my
wife and a thought occurred to me, you know what
I mean, And I thought, well, you know, I'm always

(21:33):
about helping the young people out there, giving them a
step up. As we were. Yeah, totally, man, tell you know,
I've got all those dog squad money. I'm just about
to do my own suite up. And I thought maybe
a keasy you and your lovely wife, I could maybe
cut you guys. A deal. Maybe there could be some
We don't need to get real estate agents involved or

(21:54):
anything like that. We could cut a deal and I
could do you a good deal and it'll be a
new on suite on our main bedroom there and we
could saw something out. Man, I don't know how you
feel about that.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Hang on, what isn't your house like miles out west?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
No, it's not miles out west.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
It's further out west than my one, literally.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Fifteen minutes drive generally speaking, apart from PEAKR where it's
an hour fifty.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Sure, I mean, how many bedrooms is it? Is it
more because I've got three at the moment? Is it
more than that?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Four bedrooms?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Two lounges?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Have you got a sun lounge?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yes, we've also got you know, the old car park
there too, car port not a port, but like a
build one.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Actually, yeah, that's a good point you because you're doing
all the reno's on the on swite yourself. Ah, you're
plumbing everything in yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Doing all the electrical all that sort of jazz.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Is there a garage? Is there a garage or a shed?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I've got a garden shed?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Have you got somewhere I can park my truckee and
lock it up tight. Definitely on the property.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, on the property, Yeah for sure, massive
backyard roof.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
A little key needs to run around.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
You have lots of trees. Some of them are sort
of rotten, of falling down.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
One that's going to crash into the head.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
There's a massive one that will kill over at some stage.
But hopefully I won't be there when it happens.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
But hang on, can I Can I come around and
like you do my du due diligence.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It just feels like you don't trust me.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Trust you absolutely as far as I could throw you,
want to be honest, will probably be quite farm.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
You know, And you're talking one point eight. I'm happy
to go one point seven five.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Can I get evaluation done first and.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Just don't watch a look, mate, I can get that
done for you and send it off to you, you know,
So maybe speak to your lovely wife.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Actually, here's a question, a lovely wife. How many piles
of brecks you got in the backyard?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Two piles of bricks?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's something that would sweeten the deal. Two composts, two composts,
pets and one of yours is an indoor compost, doesn't it.
You got your running that in the guest bed. Yeah yeah,
and the guests handy so keys. Are you going in
the kitchen there? Right? You've made dinner and all of that.
You've got your food scraps, You've got the plastic packaging
from your tofu, your sausages, all those sorts of things.

(24:06):
You got some tin cans, you've got some bottles. You've
had a bottle of wine, et cetera. And you just
go down to the guest room, the second bedroom down
the hallway, isn't it Throw the lot through the door
and close the door.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Is that compost?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I should I should actually tell you that. In the
in the sun lounge that we're talking about, I do
have a worm farm in there, and we've been we
breed guinea pigs, so that's kind of been their home.
It's a bit stinky, but we can I but you know,
I had nothing A good scrub, wouldn't facts.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Can I get it meth tested?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Funnily enough, the people that owned it before us, we're
into their myth massively. I didn't do us any harm.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
The whole archy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Tune in four on radio anywise on the Radio Hillarchy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. Very excited about our next
guest box at David Nieker Your Mad Bartard House.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Life really good, man, really good, happy to be here,
Happy to be promoting this new opponent.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, man, But a drama in the last couple of days.
What was his name, Caprello failing a drug test.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, he's he's pissed away, one of his last
probably possibly one of his last pay days.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, he'll be devastated. It's one of those things though,
isn't it when you're an Australian and you know you're
probably up to your eyeballs and testosterone and cocaine and
god knows what else. But he was at as a
real buggerup. Man, this this close to a fight. He
will be unhappy with himself. What a great opportunity is
missing that on?

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, yeah, well it's it's been looming for a while.
We were trying to make the fight still happen.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Like the test.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
The test was about five or six weeks ago and
he's come come ahead with a with a clean result.
In the last week or so, it's like, okay, well
anyone can get there, get their pee a little bit
clearer over the space of about five weeks.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
So what do you think would you rather like if
you had the option to just fight him anyway, him whatever,
on on whatever drugs he's on, would you still do it?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah, yeah, that was the first thing I said. I said, well, like,
can we still make the fight happen?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Yeah, And we gave him, We gave him five weeks
to get his BE sample tested, but he refused to
get the BE sample tested. So that's that's the first
thing you do. If you're innocent, you're going to go
and do that, go and get that tested. So we've
got a new opponent and he's he's just just as tough,
if not, if not tougher. I think he's a more
attractive opponent in terms of his style right being being

(26:29):
more front on. I think Blake was going to fight
a little bit negatively. So yeah, we've got a fight
on our hands. He's fought three formal world World champions
and beaten one of them, so yes, incredible.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Tommy Krepton, like carp and see, and that's the thing
is out of his thirty one victories nineteen been via
a knockout. So he's a guy that does search for
the big hat.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yeah, yeah, he's well, he's been in the ring with
the best of the best, and yeah he's tried, he's
tried and tested.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Yeah, I just hope he can bring the best out
of me, because this is this is a great opportunity.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah. Look, you strike me as a very confident human being.
I've never met you in my life because I was
thinking to yourself, this close to the actual fight, it
must be pretty off putting when I guess your whole
plans have been based around this guy that you are
going to fight. He pulls out. How disruptive is that
for you? Feelings?

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, it's that's something like as boxes, we need to
be able to adjust to any adversity, and adversity comes
in so many different shapes and sizes in the sportload boxing.
So yeah, it's just something that we need to take
in us striight. It was a little bit stressful because.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
We didn't have an opponent for a while, sure.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
But yeah, like we just deal with what's this shout
in front of us?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, and you've managed to find a guy that is
pretty much the same height, pretty much the same age,
pretty much the same record also as Southpaws. So how
long is the obviously we only hear about this in
sort of the last twenty four hours. How long has
the team behind you been searching for a replacement opponent?
Because you, as you say, you're giving him a chance
to test as B sample. But you have to be
thinking to yourselves or your team does if this bug

(27:58):
is up, we have to have a plan B as well.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
To be honest, I couldn't even tell you how hard
my train has been working to find my train in
Noel Thornbery has been trying to find another opponent. They've
from the sounds of things, they've actually unearthed a whole
plethora of different opponents that we could fight down the line.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Yeah, Jase, obviously you used to be a bit of
a scraper and you put your hand out to Dave.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Then you go against j.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I'll be honest with you, man, Having met you now,
I reckon I could absolutely kick your down. Do do
share the kidney? Share the kidney down, guys, we've.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Got we've got I think it's immediate workout.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
You know, we could actually lace up idea.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That would be the only thing I'd be uncomfortable with,
David is if we had to get up ket off.
Obviously you're probably in better shape than me perhaps, But
having said that, man, I've been going to the gym
and playing King and Ship.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
The other is you'd have tour is if people find
out that Jasons tend to have a scrap, they'd be
quite a long line of people that you'd have to
jump in.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, of course at.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
The back of that.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Well, it's it's funny, isn't it, because sizes and everything.
Keesy and I, because we used to give each other
a bit of chip back in the day, actually ended
up in the ring, didn't we. Kezy and I smacked
the living crap, did we kidding? Yeah, we didn't televise it, unfortunately,
or get it on camera.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Yeah, thankfully you'll be able to catch us one live
ont Zone beautifully.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Really actually genuinely looking forward to it because I've never
been to a live fight, and I'm imagining you've been
to a few. Mukey, you love your cage fighting.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, I went out of sign you last year. It
was it was a good weekend watching him lose and
then watching the warriors lose. It was a it was
a good time. But i' I'm no curse David. I
don't want you to worry about me cursing you. We
wake out along to the fight. But yeah, there's a
bit of admin that you've got to get the way
out of. Imagine keysing.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Hang on, I don't just paint me as the Edmund guy, Dave.
Just quickly, what let's say you win this fight, what
does it do for you? Like, what does the pathway
he look like for you?

Speaker 6 (30:18):
So this fight has actually been sanctioned by the WBO
and the IBF, which basically puts me in the top
fifteen rankings and both of those sanctioning bodies, So it
puts me in the big picture of those within those
two sanctioning bodies. So those two belts, I'll be fighting
for two belts.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Next next on sipped in be fourteenth?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah right, okay, And just very quickly on a serious note, made,
how's the training been going. You're feeling good, you're feeling
contact question? Thanks mate, No, it's been amazing.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
I've heard I've had tough sparring, I've had orthodox spring,
I've had south Wall spirring. So when the news came
up that there may be some controversy.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I was ready for ready for whatever.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
And I'm just I just feel really blessed that our sponsors,
Manuka Doctor are still on board because this is uh.
They're putting so much on the line for for for
me and myself. So moving forwards, I really want to
I want to make statements and I think this guy
is the right guy to.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Do it on that poor poor guy.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
And one last thing, Dave, I've already said that, but
you win the fight, right, what's facing you're eating?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Or you just like straight back into the protein.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Probably probably back on the Manuka honey.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
But I believe David that we're going to have a
little chat to you next week as well before because
we're going to be there before the Shiite. Give you
a bit of a before before the fight. Give you
a bit of a pep talk. Get you fired up mate,
ready to go, because I want to see you trying
some bombs.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right, I'll show you how.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I'll show you how, and if you want to watch it,
don't forget it is ont own d a z in
dot com. David, you could good luck for the Shiite.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
The whole.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
He've been shown.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Podcast Untello get there on the radio ho Donkey Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is five minutes, just sex.
Having met the guy, David Nica, just speaking to him.
Then I really am looking to afford to the fight, Mogi.
It's going to be great.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
It's nice, is it?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah? Grown mean, smacking the crab out.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Of it what I like about it. So here's a
guy very intelligent, has been I think my understanding, he's
been boxing since he's about thirteen or fourteen and he's
twenty nine now, so the amount of work that goes
into it, it's it's awesome. Yes, if you've ever had
a fight and come out on the wrong side, yeah,
you know how hard it is. And the thing is
too if people aren't a crossboxing. He hasn't just come

(32:40):
out of nowhere. He's twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
He's got two Commonwealth Golds and a bronze and Tokyo
as well. So this guy's got a decent rap sheet
and you guys will be there at the old Backbone
table watch.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah we will. Man.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, if you want involved in that, if you want
to join and be with Hoidi J and Mogi Unfortunately Keys,
he's away. Text the word fight to three four eight three.
You have to wear a certain you'll get free food
and drinks.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
What's exciting about it for me? Jasons, You and I
down the years have been to know many many sporting
events and one of the things that sort of the
staple about our appearances there is streaking. Sure were streaked
at cricket, were streaked at rugby. We've never streaked at
a boxing match. Yeah, And I do think to myself
there might be something in that because we might be

(33:22):
the we could potentially be the world's first streakers during
a boxing main event.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Lock it in an eddy really yeah? Wow?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
How hot?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Very super hot people that might be planning to have
dinner shortly?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, we want to know what.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
You haven't so text through on three four eight three
what you're having for dinner and after sex will be
doing what's for teen news in with me?

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Speaker 2 (33:55):
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Speaker 7 (34:07):
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Speaker 2 (34:08):
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Speaker 3 (34:09):
Well done, Thanks mister Hoyt.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Hey, what do we talk about on the podcast today?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Look, the thing about the Atro podcast is it's not
the stuff that you normally expect, particularly from the radio show.
It's its own unique content. Yes, it's one free flowing conversation.
We don't come in with topics. It's just we turn
the mics on and we go. So for today, for example,
I don't know. I can't remember, and like every podcast,
I can never remember what it was that we were
talking about. And I finally remember while I'm talking, but

(34:39):
I can't remember. Oh again, acting chat chat, that's.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Right about genuinely about the acting industry. Here's a clip
right now entitled would you rather? Would you rather, with
a week's notice do a fight? A boxing fight or
a play?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
At my age of play? Yeah? Yeah, I was too old.
Any any injury I there?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I'd die if I had a fight. Yeah, I reckon.
I know if there's two minutes, i'd have a heart
at chat.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Let's use that excuse again, Old Kizy will do it
for you. Yeah, Jason'll sign up for it that I'll
end up.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Hey, that's that's a true story.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
That comes out at seven thirty tonight, by the way,
along with the highlights package of our show. Just search
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Speaker 2 (35:27):
From and I'll tell you what thinking about this show.
There's plenty of highlights.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
You know what I'm saying, fellows, today, Today's one especially, Hey, now.

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Speaker 4 (35:38):
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Speaker 3 (35:40):
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Speaker 1 (35:42):
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Speaker 2 (35:44):
News there on the radio, Holedarkey Big Show Tuesday evening.
I'm feeling pretty hungry, so let's have a bit of
tea chat.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
What's for Team News Zeland with me? Yellow Wheeze, Thick Crust,
monkey porn doesn't like that? Crust doesn't like monkey porn?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Admin Boy and voucher Boy and doctor Google fingers.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
And for people just joining in with no idea what
they're talking about. I don't know either.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Well, there's just the various nicknames you've collected over the
period of the show, and not even all of themames.
The last few months, one of my nicknames is thick Crust. Yes,
and one of my nicknames is monkey porn. Yes, I
guess less less nicknames. More a list, an up to
date list which we update daily weekly. Whatever's required of

(36:42):
your most deep interests.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yes, your hobbies maybe the worst.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I don't like thick crust pizza. I prefer That's why
we added doesn't like crust and also doesn't like monkey porn.
That was a pretty important way.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
We just said that to make you feel better about
your monkey porn.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Well, can I just say it makes me feel a
lot better? Hey, speaking of that, do you.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Want to know what I'm having for tea?

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Jayce?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Slow cooked beef cheeks?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Is it slow cooked because you're cooking it?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, it's in a slow cooker.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Oh, like a casserole. Are you going to clap them checks?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Mashed potato? Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yes? Do you use a mesher like a traditional masher?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
And does that thing has that got sort of a
squiggly line through it like the steel? Or has it
got lots of little holes in the squashy bit holes? Yeah?
I prefer the holes.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Do you use like a traditional potato?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
And does that.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I try and have a mashing potato?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Yes to an Agria. I don't like a waxy potato
mash no, no, To be honest, I don't even like mash.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I go heiry on the butter and pepper and a
bit of lemon zest obviously, and had a bit of milk.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Do you ever mixed potato with kumina?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Sometimes? My wife did that the other night. I wasn't happy.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Because you don't like the idea of the two mixing. Look,
there's lots of texts coming through on three four eight
three heaps. Get a Fellers's deve here?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Who Steves Deve?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's like Steve but with a.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, I'm having a rum and coke and a couple
of darts.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
See that's what I'm talking about me.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
That's it's ringing my bell and responsibly.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Responsibly of course, Well what does rum make you do?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Whenever I get on the RUMs, everybody asked me to
be the godfather for their kids. Oh that's so yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Um, get a lad's Tony here soprano? Yeah, oh, lads
can that's that was just joking around. I don't think

(39:08):
they deserved the racism.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I don't think just because you're joking mate, that that
means you can be racist.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Well it wasn't really.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I think that's one of the main rules about racism.
Totally can't make light of it.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
All right, Yeah, it's my bad. Hey, lads, having corn
beef with all its mates on the side, she is
tony soprano. Any vibes on that, mates, Yeah, you know
what I mean. No, it's the corn beef's mates with all.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I'm saying mates.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, that's the crucial question there.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
It just takes through mustard sauce.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
No, well then it's not acceptable.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
No, hang on, let me finish what he's having potatoes,
mashed beans steamed responsibly, iron mustard sauce.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, sorry, mister Jason's my bed man. Well, good, one
more idea for the load.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
How about get a flowers dug Here cow.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Umpire.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, No, it's definitely not him, leading tri scorer all time.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, when getting hit with the purse by a ton
of was it him with Hamburg? No it's not Rodney, saylo,
but it was a big man.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
It was somewhere around that era, dug here in the
far far North. Couple of bodies and the I'm going
to fire up the barbie responsibly, he says, here having
a scotch filet responsibly, a couple of snags, some chops
and no rabbit food to just meet.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Oh you're good.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
He'll get scary soon like you.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's good, low energy, big talk, good stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
The hod Achy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Super Groove there on the radio hod Achy Big Show
that Thursday evening. Let's chat TV.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, WHOA?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
I know, right, too long.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I was going to watch another episode of Bad Monkey
last night. But you know when you say let's go
to bed, yes, and then it's two hours later and
it's too late. It's too late. Then that the thing
we're going to watch was too long. It would have
been I'll put it on eight fifty Keysy. That means
I'll be finished at nine fifty too late. That's an hour, Jase.
So I watched another episode of Seinfeld, which I enjoyed greatly.

(41:53):
It's so good. Heaving it up my sleep it is.
It's really come back a lot because I was hating
it right yeah, but it's coming the other side. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Moving on, last night, Jason, I went to the screening
of the first episode of Slipperty Treasure Island, the last season,
which is coming out no ct I, so you know
the difference. It's coming out on Monday. I think everyone
would know the difference. Don't give thumbs up to pugs like, hey,
clip that off and use that as a trailer. It

(42:25):
starts Monday. That starts Monday. So I was at this
theater and like all the you know, eighty percent of
the cast were there right in the first episode, and
some of the notable names like Suzanne Paul is on it.
It's a notable name, and she is brilliant, so funny
and so lovely. And then you've got like Christian Callen

(42:45):
is on it. Why do you Corporu who I used
to work with, is on it as well. There's a few,
you know, a few comedians and stuff. Tammody Coffee, he's
going to be He's he's on it. Yeah, he's going
to be a bit of.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
This episode.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
He's a villain. I won't say why, but when the
bit happens, and it involves a bit of lying and
really sticking to your guns, even though everyone knows he
went wheeze in the cinema while that bit was playing,
and didn't come back for like ten minutes. Oh really,
and then came back after that but had played and
then sat back down.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'd love that. That would be the only aspect of
it that I love, is just lying all the time
and just being a piece of totally.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
It's really interesting, funny to lie the whole time. But yeah,
I'd love it until they cut it.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I had an interesting thing we were friends, we went
away with last weekend and they said ctr they went, oh, no,
because it's all radio stars, there's none and who listens
who listens to the radio anymore?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
And I was like, excuse me, excuse.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Me, there's no radio people on it.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Maybe not on this one, but maybe in the past.
I don't know what they said.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
All I can say is that if there's one thing
that's lacking, it's radio people.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, very quickly, And I know I've talked about the
show the last two nights, but I finished it off
last night and I'm talking about Camping the British comedy.
Now wait the final episode, which is this massive party,
you know, and one of the characters in this show
is an alcoholic. Suffice to say, everything gets massively out

(44:22):
of hand and once again it went to a place
that was so dark that my wife and I were like, oh, Dear,
I can't believe I'm watching this happening. The things that
they went into went kind of beyond comedy into just
playing this is massively uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
And that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yes, because it's kind of interesting, because it pay takes
you to a weird place and it ended kind of
weirdly too, So I do recommend it. It's an interesting show.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Which episode of Seinfeld?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Was it.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
The seventh season? There ye some stuff to Kramer coming?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
What do you watch that on Netflix?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah? Is it on Netflix? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Oh yeah, you should check it out. Jason sign Feld
s I g n Feld. This is led Zeppelin, by
the way.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Kissy Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio
hod AQI Big Show. Now listen Apple, you tattoo freaks,
because we've got some exciting news for you, and we're
thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Actually that the.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Only person that's part of the Big Show that's ready
into their taxus or Pugson, did you know we thought
it would be appropriate for him to come into the
studio and talk about.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Tax Kilder pugsn Kilder. Did you say tattoo freaks, Jason
or tattooed freaks?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
No, tattoo freaks.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I'm sure you still want me in.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, totally. Man.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I've got a question for your POGs. And I don't
know if you've been asked this before, but.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Does it get does it hook get in a tattoo?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Man?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, it kind of hurts me.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah, right, It depends on where you get it, of course.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Oh yeah, where's where's the one that hurt the most?
Probably on the inside of my wrists? Oh yeah, that
was a pretty line one there.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Can I ask? Can I? Can I ask? What's your
philosophy on tattoos the pugs? I mean, what when you're
thinking about a tattoo? What motivates on pugs? An?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
If you want to get it? That's pretty that's pretty much.
If you see, if you see it, get it right, Well,
anything you see just like.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
You've got to fly on your arm there for example.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
That'll be a bumble the stripes give it away?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
No, I no, I knew that was yeah, yeah, pugs.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yeah, if you if you want flights and accommodation for
you and a mate to go down to Beautiful had
Anarchy New Plymouth for the New Zealand tato and Art
Festival presented by the Panthan do you know what.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
The penton is? And you got a five hundred voucher?
What would you what would you get? What?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
What would you get?

Speaker 5 (47:13):
There's kind of a broad question.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I have a specific question, specifically what kind of tatoo
would you get? And how much do you get for
five hundred bucks? Because I understand it's quite expensive now it.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Is quite expensive, But I would say it depends on
the artist and the artwork and the art style.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
So yours would cheat Pugs. Pugs a working radio man.
They had to look ship.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
If you were to say, get a portrait of one
of us on the Big Show, who would now we're talking,
I say, yours would be.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
If I got yours, Jase would be pretty expensive. There's
like a lot of line.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
You mean, I'm just like a caduling strays and.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
And then I apologize, No, that's all good.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
You mean happy lines?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, yeah, exactly right, one of those crows eyes. Yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
But hey, New Zealand, if you want to be a
tattoo freak, like pugsan to hold up tattooed free, no
a tattoo free, go to hodak you dot co dot
m Z and you could win top up your ink
and Tartanaki, which as I said is you and to
mat flights at night at the no Overtal and tickets
to the New Zealand Art and Tattoo Festival brought to
you by the Pantheon.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Can I also say that if you've got any questions
about tattoos for pugs, fire them through three four eight
three or hit us up on our che Big Show
d MS on Instagram there and we can get you
on every day when we're talking about headed to Taranaki
and the festival there, and we can answer some questions
because out they want to know I'm a clean skin. Jason,

(49:02):
You've got very few too. A mind a little one,
tiny little one. Ja's got a tiny little one. I'm
a clean skin, so it'll be good. I'd like to
There's plenty I could learn about it.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Sure, that's a good idea clean skin. Keezy, you got
your ex May Big Show podcast all do you get
your Man Bustard's Thursday Showdown and Monkey Home bit of

(49:35):
sign found and then bed. No, actually got a.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Mate coming over, yep has Actually someone who's my wife
went to school with. He's coming over. His wife and
kid are away, so coming over for a I don't
know what for it, probably catch up, catch up, Yeah,
a few daries and magic mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
See you you go, good stuff for ma.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Are eating a mushies for the actually fungus.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
You're going to go home Portmant's dinner, a bit of
sign for Oul, put your wife to bed, ah, a
bit of country calendar, then gaming with some guys online,
a bit of boat and then you'll go to bed.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Jace, you're gonna go home. You're gonna play scable with
your wife that last night, and you'll write a poem
and I haven't I don't rhyme part a candle, candles,
do some yoga, have a perve out the window and say, oh,
she looks elegant, and then.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Go to bed.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
You forgot the making love and the gym, and the
and gym will be there as well, and the protein shape.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Then you guys will.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Share a protein shape. Yeah, and then yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Listen, it's been a pleasure bringing you the show. Chick
out all our podcast check out our Instagram account Till tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
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