FULL SHOW: Wearing A Wet Beaver

On today's episode, Jase steps up his golf game, Mike's running a three day hangover, and Keyzie gets cancelled (again).

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was night and Day for the best milkshakes,
thick shakes and super thick shakes.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome, this is big, big show, Big Jason Hitch might
not and I'll get your mad boss. It's great to
have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the twenty
fourth of September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by
Night Day Moggie Austellian house life.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a bee, although not a handy. I'm normally running at
a handy when I come in here. But we'll get
to that shortly, all right, Sure, man, just a little
teasy for all the listeners out there. You're gonna have
a little chat about the third day of my hangover
that I'm enduring. Sure, look at backbone. I'm going to
shut up and get on with it. Yeah, absolutely, But
you know I'll be there's some bit, there's some people

(00:56):
out there that can relate to what I'm going through.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Absolutely, mate, And I've got some thoughts on that as well,
in terms of the third day of a hangover. But
having said that, you know, I know that you're not
a HUNDI, God, you're looking good man.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I don't know how I do it, neither do I.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I mean it just it's beyond comprehension almost, it's unreal.
It's just incredible. Jesus good.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
On the other hand, Keys on the other hand, me
Jace went to is that you're looking good man, which
is every day because he says it with an air
of you look like crap. You know what I mean
because I really tried hard today, and look, have you
conditioned it?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I have conditioned it.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I knew it.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's really buffy.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's not buffy. Oh mate, good Seriously, you look great?
Is that is it?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
And that leads up on T shirt you got there?
Have you had that for forty years or is it
bring new? I've had this one for two months.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Can I ask? Do you ewn your T shirts? Or
does your wife?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Why would I get my wife? Just because you get
your wife to do all that stuff for you, JAS
doesn't mean I do.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Actually that's true, she does do the ironing. I'm bad
at its own.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
That patriarchy you own here as well.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Regardless, I'm loving the T shirt, I'm loving the hair,
I'm loving the tan slacks with the little pin stripe
down there. You're looking good, man, You're looking good kids.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Is that a new shirt you're worrying? Men, I've never
seen that one before. It's like someone took a handkerchief
and made it into a ship.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Right well, I think.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's not new to the world.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I mean it's come off the back of a dead man.
Is it new to you?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, I've had this one for quite some time. I
just it's one of those ships that I look at
all the time and I go, I think na. And
then I put it on today and I was like, holy.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Hell, hello, And did you grave rob that one? No?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It was I think my wife's second hand shopping, right yeah,
because she keeps asking me, because she brought me about
four or five ships the other day and she said,
have you tried them on yet? And I tried one
of them on and it was just a bit too
tired around the buzzies. But you've been hammering the gym though, man, Yeah,
that's true. My picks are just pounding out.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I told you as well that my wife saw a
photo of your wife holding one of her shirts that
she'd brought you. She said, oh god, no, they can't
be serious. He cannot wear that and you've worn it today,
so well done.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, thanks man. We'll get the punter's view on it.
In the meantime, let's have some tune start up with
a bit of Blur.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
The Hole, Achy Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy My.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, a bit of pearl Jam. Always feel good listening
to pearl Jam, but magie issues. Yeah, man, I've got
some shoes.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So I had a bit of a night on Saturday
there when I had a Wakiki Island and went to
a birthday party and finished up at about one thirty
or so, got to be at around about two o'clock,
gliding in the room's bed. Didn't get a great sleep,
and I'm actually now I'm actually on day three of
a hangover. Sure sad day one. You expect day one,
don't you. That's the first day keasy Yeah, okay, So

(03:53):
that was on me Sunday. There was expecting that to
be a little bit rough, and it was a bit rough, okay,
But I don't get nauseous.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I don't know if you're a hangover heavy Woody Jay,
you're a woozy guy.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I I was just meant to ask you how you
feel on that day. I feel, yes, nauseous, nauseous but
not vomity, highly anxious and twitchy.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Right right now, I'm pretty rely just tired. I don't
feel sick. I'm just I've got no interest in doing anything.
My wife is really good about them getting out and
going and doing stuff. I'm not. I am not leaving
the house. Sure, forget about it. So that was Sunday.
Yesterday bloody hell, I was tired, man, Yeah, same again.

(04:39):
I thought it would get better yesterday actually, but actually
it was probably even a little bit worse.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
To be honest, is the first day you're so distracted, Yeah,
you're probably that tired, But then the next day you're
just tired without the headache and the weirdness.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yes, absolutely, gas, Yeah I was. I was guessed and
a little bit woozy.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
And then tomorrow was like last night. So I was like,
the key is I've got to go to bed early. Yes,
all right, you want to go to bed early. That's
one of the secrets Keezy and write and what eat?
You've got to eat food?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's problem. I can't eat. Yeah, it's one of the
keys Keezy and you tend to soak it out. Okay,
he doesn't have any problem with that.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
And then so I got myself an early night, and
then I woke up today and I'm bug it again, sure, right,
a little bit woozy. I just don't feel like I'm
on the app. And I think it's because I went
to bed after midnight and normally what I'll try and
do is I'll try and be done by ten. Sure,
I think it's a lack of sleep that just baggers
me up on that first night. Do you have any
like specialist things you do whenever you're a bit hungover, Well,

(05:35):
I've always got to. You go to make sure you
drink a lot of water. And I think people can
get away from their proteins they start going carb heavy.
I think that's a mistake, CAZy right Sunday, of course
it was still the weekend. So I had half a
dozen cans of those margar readers responsibly, Yeah, and about
probably ten to fifteen dart that was on Sunday. That
was on the Sunday in a bottle of wine, because
you just need to take the edge off. I hear

(05:57):
that hangover. Sure, And once you've got like half a
dozen Margareine and half a bottle of one, and you're
in ten to fifteen. You start forgetting responsibly actually why
you felt bad in the first place, and actually you
start feeling pretty bloody.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Good, like actually, I feel pretty good, buddy good now.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
And that's when I have some of my best ideas,
like let's go out, Yes, let's open another bottle of wine. Right,
let's go get another pack of the dats. You did that, Okay?
So that was Sunday, right, and then Monday. As I say,
I was bit tired on Monday, yeah, yeah, actually, and
I had a bit of work on and everything like that,
so I just took it easy, and I got home
last night and had two bottles of red before bed.

(06:32):
Oh you responsible, and about twenty or thirty Siggi's yeah,
just when you're sitting down there and you're just in
front of the Italian all that, you just need something
to chill, just take the edge of it. And actually,
by the end of that second bottle, I was actually
starting to feel pretty good again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah. Because I'm saying it's weird, isn't it. It's
so weird how that happened.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I don't think it's a three day hangover you've got.
I think it's just a third hangover, you know, like
because you hear it like hear the dog. They call
the day you have here with the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but you're eating the whole dog.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, it seems like it's a yummy dog. Oh it's
a great dog.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's my favorite kind of dog. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
So if it doesn't do poos on your bed, Jay's
like your dog.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So okay, No, generally when I when I'm doing the
heir of the dog, I do poos on the bed.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well, if anyone's got the ideas three four eight three
on how Mike can cure us because you're doing everything
you can, but.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Doing everything I can. Man, it'll come right, mate, Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
See I am tomorrow. Yeah yeah, I got a few
plans around that.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
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Speaker 3 (07:36):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Indeed for Telly's there on the radio. Hold Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty four
and all as well. Okay, fellows, got a business proposition
I want to put by you.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, do you want us to invest in it? Or
do you just wanted to run it by us.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I just want to run it by you this sure, m.
And you know, tell me if it's a good idea
or a terrible idea. Now, I don't know about you guys,
but if there's one thing that gets deep inside my goat,
it's waste. It's throwing things product waste. Now I've had

(08:20):
this concept. I'll give you that. The name of the concept.
It's Hoodie Jay's many loaves. I hate it now, many
load loaves as an of bread and brackets. Well you
have that in brackets. I could do many loaves. I

(08:44):
don't know how it is in your house, but this
is how it is. This is how it is in
my house. We waste and throw out so much bread,
my wife and I to the point where we have
where we constantly berate ourselves and go, oh my god.
We never eat the bread. Well, I mean, we're in

(09:05):
a couple or three or four or five pieces of
a loaf, and then it eventually goes off and we
end up just buffing it and it does my head.
And so in your average loaf fell a loaf, you
get twenty to twenty one pieces of sliced bread. Do
you yes, you do. And I was thinking to myself,
you know what, what if you created many loaves of

(09:27):
bread so about and you actually bake them? You know,
you set it up so that you bake many loaves
of bread?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Are you saying many or many?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Many?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Are many?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Many lives?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
So smaller loaf of bread, yes, small slices though.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Same sloze, same size, but its just a smaller load,
stubbier love. And you've only got eight to ten slices
in the life. And I'm thinking to myself, I'm thinking
of you set people that live by themselves for example, right,
I'm thinking about elderly couples that.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Or elderly people there that are a husband or wife.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Is exactly Mogi, good point, you know what I mean.
And even just in my own case, and I think
about how much bread I throw out because it's gone
off and you know how, And I'm convinced of this.
People like mini versions of things. You'll cast your mind back, Megan,
And I'm sure you were a big fan of this.
The ten pack of durries, for example. People love the

(10:22):
ten pack of durries, right because they didn't want to
spend all the money on fask and the hip flask,
things like that, And I'm convinced if you could, you know,
you can have different kinds of bread. Obviously your whole
grains and stuff like what Kimble white grain, white bread,
just little mini loaves that are sort of brightly packaged.

(10:43):
I reckon that'd sell like hot crossbunds.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
The best things, and sliced bread the best. That could
be the mono, that could be the tagline.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I like that. Now, do you do you guys think
there's a market for that?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Let me think, Let me think. I mean, I'll tell
you what I do with my loaf. Every time we
get a lot. We get a loaf every week, and
I put it in the freezer same sorry, I'm not finished,
and then I take it at each slice. When I'm using,
I put it in the toaster because I never use
my bread for sandwiches ever.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Okay, if you do, just get them out an hour beforehand,
and they'll defrost, de frost, that's true.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
And then what I find is they never for it.
They never go moldy, they never go off because it's
in the freezer. That's right now. On occasion, I might
get a nice loaf, a nice loaf for a Sunday
lunch or something like that, and.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
We'll mow.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yes, and we'll mow that all on one day, no trouble.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
The thing I'm a bit concerned about, jas is, have
you thought about like security? You know, what if someone
comes along and tries to pinch a life?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
True? But what I'm hearing there, Mogi is admindmin and
admin put in the freezer. Understand fond. I'm fond of
the sandwich and I don't want to be defrosting frozen bread.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
You realize I figured that what's happening here is all
that extra bread you've got has attracted the duck that
comes to does poose once a week?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
No, we put it in the and the food recycle
for the duck. No, the loaf of bread?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
What is hang on? What New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
What do you think of Fordj's idea three four eight three?
Let us know your feedback.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I want to, you know, just to visualize it fell
as a cute little mini loaf of bread.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I like the idea of it. Yeah, eight person is
here on three four eight three. Why don't you just
freeze some?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'm not freeze some though, Jays freeze half of it.
Why don't you get through your other ten and a
half pieces from your twenty one pieces in the in
the old loaf? There did you get out all the others?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I've got to be honest with you. My freezer's choker
at the moment. But just all sorts of shit in there,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Duck shit.

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Speaker 2 (13:04):
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Speaker 5 (13:58):
Oh yeah, well and my sheer. But I'm still running
a positive net positive.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
So what does that mean in terms of your losses?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
About three bucks?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Can I ask you and sorry to Sor, to get
down into the nitty gritty. Is that over the last
twenty four hours or is that in the last seven days?
Or is that since we did the last financial report
with the big show, since the last financial report with me? No, no,
today twenty four hours?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, it's had a bit of a dip. I was
right up there. I was. I was sort of one
point seven positive there, one point seven percent positive a
Machersi's portfolio. Then a couple of the stocks that I
bought the ass fell out of them, just briefly, you
know what I mean. Have you had a bit of
a dip there, Kysy.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Have you got any hot tips for people looking to
get into investing?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Man.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
The really hot thing at the moment out there is
animal fur, a real animal fur. Oh really yeah, because
we went through that sort of PC period of you know,
real animal furs and not cool and sort of stuff
like that. Now people are right back into it and
she's skyrocketing.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Is there any particular because I know mink was very
popular for a long period of time. Very small animal
and takes a lot to turn into a nice big
sort of ankle lenk coat for your MIDI there, Sure,
is that what they're sort of looking at now? Is
it more moving across into your possums.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, it's more your rodents that you're looking at, your
bush rat, your possums bush yeah, your water rats. Your
beaver's right?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
For example, if I skinned the beaver, Yeah, what are
we making a head out of that?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
What's the deal?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Well, it depends on how big the beaver is.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Clearly it's just say it's a big beaver, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Talking about it. It's just like a primary resource.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Meaning that that's the trouble though with beaver. If it's
been in the water. Yeah, and you've got a wet beaver,
then there's that the sort of that you can't wear that,
can you?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
No, beaver is the sort of water resistant though, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, but they're still very wet when you when you
get them, and like if I was to get a beaver.
You got a soaking wet beaver. Yeah, if I got
a wet beaver, I would not be making a head
out of it.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
What would you do with it?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Well, I've tried off first.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Stick first.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
What we're just getting into it? That's fine, play steak first.

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Speaker 2 (16:36):
Hold Ikey, welcome back your messive backbone. Hope your Tuesday
is treating you well. You're listening to the Big Show
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and day today. What's what's that again? Keezy?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Good question, Jas, thanks for checking it over to me.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
There for all the fifty, you get a flat white
oh brewster made hell of a caffeine.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You don't like those? Yeah, but isn't it an instant?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, that's not true. I do like both. I prefer
instant coffee.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Right, Okay, that's normal because you're a working man. A
keasy that's right?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Blue dinnim in these veins? Ja, sure, so it's a
foot all the fifty coffee. You also get a packet
of Muncho's. I see tomato, tomato my favorite balls. No,
I'm stupid. Grain waves, Selza.

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A double pack of nasal Spray, A double pack.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Of nasal Spray extra large, Connies massive ones.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Huge, can give over your head and blowing them up
with your Yeah, man and all that is twelve ninety nine. Yeah,
that's how we're starting the five o'clock, are is it? No?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I just wonder what the Keysy speech.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Well, you can ask me off here and I'll just
I'll just send it to.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Well, just what's you know, if people are going into
Night and Day and buying, you know, they want the
Kezy Special, they want to know what they're buying Keysy.
So it's informing the public.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Did I mention that it comes with a saucy roll?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, and oh yeah sachet
of sauce. Yeah nice. Now listen, Kezy's been worried about
being canceled lately. It's something that he's it's just thought
a lot about. He feels like, particularly with this show
for some reason, Mogie that it's only a matter of
time before it happens to one of us.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
That's right, and I want to basically, I want to
have a plan in place for it if something happens
and I'm about to be canceled or I've been canceled?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
What do I do to combat that?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
So if we can do a scenario, maybe figure out
what it was that got me canceled first and then
do a scenario or how to address the nation. Yeah,
that would just really help midnight when I'm trying to
sleep and I just worry about oh, you know, Jason's
being racist or Bogie's doing weird stuff to animals like
it just it's weighs on my mind.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
That would just help out a lot. Fail As if
we could do that.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Sounds good, mate. In the meantime, a bit of Metallica
rough to fan the Brewery of.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
The the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
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Speaker 2 (19:13):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is exactly fourteen minutes past five. Now. In
some ways, every radio hosts fear is when you're doing
a live show, as we as we do that, at
some stage you're going to say something that could potentially
see you getting canceled. That's right, you know what I mean.

(19:35):
That's something that we're forever on the precipice of, not
something I worry about too much. But I know Keys
that you have been staying awake at night thinking that
that may happen to you at some point.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
You sort of you're trying to get to sleep and
you start thinking, oh man, what would happen? Because you're
on a it is a delicate balance. You know, you're
trying to be entertaining, You're trying to you know, you
say some things that get people thinking, but at the
same time, you can get canceled at any second.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Sure for saying so.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
And I'm just I want to have a plan in
place for if that does inevitably happen, because we're hear
a hodack, we're pushing the boundaries, you know, so that
at night when I start worrying about it, I say, no,
I've rehearsed this, I know exactly what I'll do, and
I'll have a plan that to put in place.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Sure, so you guys don't worry about this at all.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, Nah. You know, when I think about some of
the chat that you have off here, sometimes I have
a concern that's I go, Paul, jeez, thank god the
MIC's not on.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah, it comes down to a hot mic situation because
some of the some of the off your chat is
very very spicy. Yeah, well, particularly from you, And then
you start thinking where all it takes is just for
a rogue push of the button. Yes, a moment, you know,
lapse of concentration, and you know all the world is

(20:56):
hearing what you really think.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, how often is that? How often has that happened
with people? Though? With commentators and so forth, where the
old elbow mat pushed the my kind and they have
and they've said what they really think about stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
And then, I mean, the good thing about this show
I like to think is that you are getting what
we really think. You are hearing us and how we
really are you know. I mean, obviously we dial it
back a bit for because you know, you don't want
to get in trouble. But the first thing I want
to establish is what do you think I'd be most
likely to get canceled for racism?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Racism?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Right or sexism? But racism is protected definitely a hot
button issue at the moment. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's for me,
the race, the racism, and that's what concerns me. I mean,
that's what keeps me up. But now I don't worry
about myself getting canceled. Yeah, because I'm pretty straight up
and down kind of a guy a backbone, if you will.

(21:52):
But you're racism easy off here. You're great at keeping
it off off here. Thanks man, you know, don't you?
But yeah, that's my sort of soon for you, brother.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Can you just remind me just because I'm so obviously
inherently racist that I don't even know what is right?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Like what was it? What stuff in particular that I
was saying. That's sort of like sort of trying to
get us to say then that we'll get when it
comes down to the last year. I'm keezy. So yeah,
I mean that's you've asked us, and that's what I
would say. Number one racism, number two sixism.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I would actually have those two equal, to be honest,
text me, I think.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
So I think you know, you'd be more able to
get your way out of the sexism. Sure, sure, yeah, okay,
so racism.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Okay, So I think I should we should do like
a scenario where I've been canceled because one of my
many off ere race space tirades has accidentally gone on here.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, and I have to sort of and I'll just
pull you up, honestly, they're not tirades. It's just a
very very casual, everyday kind of racism. Yeah, it is true.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, okay, so some of my everyday casual made it
to broadcast and I have to sort of address that.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I think, yeah, embedded and trimsic.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Okay, okay, Well, wells the ever scenario where that's happened,
and I have to then deal with it next Yeah
that sounds good.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Okay's Great Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Primal Screen there on the radio Honarkey Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. We were talking in the previous voice break
about Kezy and his deep concern about being canceled on
air for something that he said, maybe not necessarily on air,
it might be a hot mic moment where he said

(23:41):
something and how he deals with that particular scenario.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, and I've accidentally put the mic on, yes, whilst
saying something.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
That I thought was off. He begging somebody from another country,
and it's not it's not specific to any country. No,
it's just sort of a uniform dislike for anyone that's
not a real New Zealander.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, that's how I used to put it there, right cool. So, okay,
So I think what I do is I deliver a
statement to the press.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I think, yes, I think you need to.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
I think Hodaki as a whole would call a bit
of a press conference.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I think Boggley would would.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Now, I've never had to front the media, So have
you got any sort of advices on how I should
do it?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Jase? Yeah, Well, first and foremost, I think you need
to own it, right, Yeah, you know, you definitely need
to own it.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
There's no way to sort of reposition the thing that
was said and make it out like it was a misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I mean, it's pretty clear, pretty clear for you, particularly
if it's you, because you're very blatant with it.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
So the thing I said that I thought was off here,
that was very racist. Yes, there's no talking my way
out of it.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
No, no, I don't even try to. Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
So the trick is, whenever you're owning something and really
owning it, yeah, okay, you've got to make yourself look
like the real victim really is I was thinking I
should try and avoid that.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, no, no, no, not at all.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
So what you want to do is you sort of go,
look absolutely I said this, and I apologize to you know,
anybody that I may have offended, and there would have
been a lot of you because what I said was
completely unacceptable to any communities, to many communicat sees, and
I was unaware of that because it's just sort of,
as I say, it's just ingrained in me, embedded, embedded,

(25:24):
it's part of my DNA, it's who I am. Yes,
but I'm working on myself, you know. And also, if
you've got any kind of drug and alcohol problem, okay,
chuck it in.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Blame it on that.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, any kind of sort of skeletons in the closet
during your upbringing, yep, chuck that in there. You know,
any sort of work mates that you can blame.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
It on as well.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Okay, yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Well, while at the same time it's a balancing act.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah, that's tricky, isn't it. Yeah, hard to come back.
All right, So let's start the scenario. Sounds like a
press conference, a does.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Thank you all for hanging hang on before you before
you even start there, is that what you're going to wear?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Well, No, obviously in the situation, I'll be wearing a suit.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, something where you're making a bit of an event,
not like you've just been on a bender and rolled
out of bed with your bangs all over that.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I'll keep that in mind. Jay's for the real situations.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Just reminded us is just a run through it sure, sure, Okay,
thank you all for being here today. Unfortunately it's not sorry,
but Mike's feedback there.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
That's my bed. Had a few issues with Mike Slately.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
No, just so.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
You can't try and lighten up God this Mike.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
I wish I was here under bit of circumstances. But
the truth is I'm not. I made a mistake. I
screwed up massively.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I don't know why. That's funny, And unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I have offended a lot of various communities in New
Zealand right now and in fact around the world, and
there will be a lot of people because I have
an inherent, deep seated racism that is part of my DNA,
It's who I am.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I am very racist, speaking a bit emotional at this point.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
You need to and that was a good that's a
great point, Jason. Yeah, No one's going to believe it
if you don't start sobbing. Yeah, Okay, it's good. Okay,
it's quite a lot. I'm just so racist, it's so full.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Of hate, so many people not what not comedy, sobbing
like I need you to really cry. I want to.
I want to hear the pain.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
And I wouldn't focus on your racism too much. If
there's one thing they know about it, you need to
sort of try and get away from it.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Right.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Look, I made a mistake, and the truth of the
matter is.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I've been getting steemed a lot lately and it's just
got been a weird head space.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
And I'm really sorry.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
And i'd just like to apologize to Jason Mike Minogue
from Willington Paranormal for, you know, bringing the show the
good name of the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Disrepute. Yeah, I'm sorry, Sorry, Bogsy, I'm sorry, Pugs.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I just want to make the point. Sorry, Toddy, we
already know this about you, right, So you don't really
need to be apologizing to me and Pugs and Moogie
because we've been listening to it for three years.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah right, all the racist stuffy Yeah, Okay. The other
thing is you don't want to bang on too much?
Can I say that you want to sort of keep
it short and sharp because obviously you're going to have
your day in court pretty soon, and you don't want
to sort of dig yourself.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Your own grave.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yes, with what you're peddling out now, you know what
I mean, unless.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's more you're incriminating yourself further.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Okay, I did it, and I'm sorry to all those
whom I offended, and it will not happen again. And
I have signed up to an anti racism course which
Jase is also doing. Thank you for coming out today.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Cheers all good, well, good enough, and I'll have to
do Keasy the Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Radio, Horaki. Would you rather Helly Fishing or Helly Gold?
Let's find out what this great New Zealander would juice
or New Zealanders And let's go straight to the phone
line and get a Fletcher from wood End. How's life
oh yourself? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Where's wood End? Just

(29:53):
nearing your get every way? Ah? Yeah yeah, bagbone? What
do you do for a crasp? Ah? He's a double backbone?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Fletcher? What are you doing? Mate? Halle fishing or Halley golfish?
It would be nice. I'll pass you over to Punts
in the studio being will sort you out all right.
See you get a Vicky, how's life? Oh it's fantastic,
thank you? Yeah, good, thanks Vicky, very good. What do

(30:30):
you do for a crust? Vicky tails at Chester? Massive backbone?
Now let me try What are we thinking? Vicky is
going to go for here? Fellas?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I think Vicky from Golf Harbor will soon be Vicky
from Helly Golf Harbor.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, maybe what do you what do you be? Correct?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yea nice man, fellas, stay.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
On the line there, Vicky and Puck San will sort
you out, all right, thinking you have a great down Todd,
your man bastard house life? How you going mate? Good?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Good, thanks mate? I see you're a courier. Are you're busy?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Good?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Great?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Right, great small talk man.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, thanks man. I'm pecking. Todd's going fishing.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm pecking Todd's going golfing, Todd, what are you going?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
I'll go.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Golf two for golf. First time that's ever had.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
What a day to be alive?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Hey, Ja?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yes you throughlicious? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, good on your mate.
You can't wait. He's looking at me going bring it on,
bring it on. I'll check you over there. Todd.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Hey, fellas, do you want a little would you rather question.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, man, hit me.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Good? Question made that because they do what you're cleaning
for your keezy? Is that? What did you think?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I just wanted to know. Why is that that's interesting
old Kezy, isn't it? Because straight away he's thinking a
maid as a female and that's the kind of sex
literally from son, don't hang on, I'm not keezy sogn
I literally don't like it when you.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Call him keezy soign because he's such a massive racist.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
We finished that segment. We put that one to bed.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
This is a new one with our good friends and
trans who wouldn't want that sort of chance?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I haven't answered you. Would you rather?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Sorry, Jase? Would you rather men?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Personal chef?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Personal chef?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Why is that just because I love good food?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Was because you don't like your wife's cooking?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's part of it. I see what you mean about
the sex.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's what you were saying off here.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
It is terrible. Hey.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
By the way, shout out to HELLI Trans Helicopters for
offering both of these packages. The fishing, of course is
off Great Barrier Island with all the stuff included to
bring home a big one and the Hallie golf is
at beautiful Miodi white golf links with flights of course,
green FeAs golf carts and some yummy hospit all right.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Fellas happy with that, yeah, man Chuan.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
But the yummy boys for you and your Tuesday wide open.
Turn it open, Turn it open, Turn it open, Yeah,
turn it open.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
On radio hold Stone Temple pilots there on the radio,
holdankey big show this Tuesday evening. The time is five
forty eight, And I just wanted a bit of an
update Mogie on your your mustache conundrum. And what I
mean by that is your wife, on a number of
occasions now has said to you she does not like it. Yes,

(33:48):
it's stinky, yes, and that she wants you to get
rid of it, and you have held steadfast. I have
and said no, ma'am, I shall not move. That's right.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
And I've had it a couple of it's probably a
couple of times a week now. She's asking, right, when
is it?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
When is it going?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
When does she asks it? When she gets near it?
When she gets near it, Yeah, okay, so she can
smell it. Sure, she's over it at that point. Yeah,
And I don't know what to do because it's looking.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
So good, it's looking bushie.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Do you feel like hot with it?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Because I do with mine?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Do you? You shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I don't know if I feel hot with it, but
I prefer I prefer having it.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I do.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
And I never thought i'd be a mustache guy, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I was goady guy for a while in my early twenties.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, I went through a bit of a Shakespearean goaty stage. Yeah,
and that was hot.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
I just don't find mustache is hot, do you not? No,
even on a man like I'm with your wife on this?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
What are you looking at me like that? For key?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Seems because you're massively and so my mustache an opportunity
to jump in and get you with something.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
But no, now your mustaches you've both got lovely missa.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, I don't think you need to start lying to
Kizy and I do. I take your point. It's it's
a tricky thing because from her point of view, when
we got together, I didn't have a mustache. Sure, and
now I've got one and she doesn't like the mustache,
so she is within her rights to ask me, we're
not going to get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
But I like it.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Were you ever soul patch? Mogi?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
No went to sole pet? Was that the one under
the little lower lip there?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, I you see, I see people with mustaches and
think comedy. Yeah, that they'rettacking the pets? Yeah, exactly. You
know what I mean. It's not a serious thing.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
My dad's had one for fifty years.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
But yeah, he's a massive backbone though, right on his hands. Yeah, sure,
he's got greasy, he's got knots and nails and you
know where he's.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Because he's a piece of wood. He's got nails and
not like an old tree.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
But I see where you're wife's coming from, right, Yeah, yeah,
and I but that's sort of a good thing, is
it to be be with someone?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Right? You're married to them as well, so it's very
triggy to get out of But you're not attracted to
them at all because they've got something on their face
and they.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Won't get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Well, you know what you should do, yeah, is ask
Jace's wife how she gets through that.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I knew I was just waiting for it, for to
finally find his way there. Ah yeah, I was going
to say it. She in terms of my wife, she
doesn't even bother anymore. Bother what about my appearance? She's
just like, oh whatever, Terry, I's back.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
So you what are you leading to? A leading a
certain way? I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it, But I
would like for her to be happy. And I guess
that's what's sad about it, isn't it As sometimes somebody
else's happiness there's just nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Sure, I mean there's nothing I can do about it,
and it's their responsibility. I mean, how does your wife
feel about your mo gey?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
She loves it? She loves it like she gets weird
with it? Should we stoked that I'm saying that on radio?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Ah okay, I'll never chat with it tonight.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
This song fire is Keezy yea certainly does I think
you should always does it? I'm not racist immigrants song.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Great tune the Hanarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in on Radio Zeppelin.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
There on the radio Honikey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon
now coming up after six o'clock. Make sure you tune
in and stay tuned in if you're already listening, because
Moggi has been banging on about a show that he
wants to chat about what's on the TV with me,
Mike Min also a Keyzy and I are playing a
game of golf tomorrow morn Mogi. Yeah, and I have

(37:55):
really analyzed my performance after twenty years of not playing
the other week, and I think I've come up with
some answers. Right read my golf game awesome? Yeah, so whatever,
a little chat about that as well, but a.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Golf care Yeah, I'm excited. Fellas.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Are you the Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodike.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night. Hey, Mogi, are you listening
to any good podcasts at the.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Moment, I was listening to the one about old Polky?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh is there a podcast about this? A couple? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Right, so given those a listen, and yeah, there's a
there's a few around. I'm trying to find some true
crime ones just to mix it up a bit, won't
you say you're listening to my gaming podcast, extremely casual gaming.
No No, And I was saying I was listening to
my one well in some paranormal Yeah, it's right. Actually,
you know what I listened to. What's that darky Big

(38:57):
Show podcast outro?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I've heard about that.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
So basically the hdacky Big Show Fellers, they get in
and they do a little warm up potty for about
fifteen minutes, just shooting the breeze.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
You know.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Yeah, and it's a bit more iraten. It's kind of
like Jason you might describe as behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Sure man.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
It comes out every day at seven thirty along with
the highlights package of the show. Here's a little clip
of today's one about old Keyesy's granddad. He used to
fix toasters for rig and he had old bits. They
had a big ship full of old bits of everything,
and he knew everything worked. And now you just biffit
well with.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
The old ladies locally. Yeah he did.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeah, that's right. My god is his soul.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah, Yes, it was like me explaining how my granddad
used to fix appliances for a living.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, and make love a lot. Wow. Yeah, apparently a
bag bone. Yeah, it's such a quintessential kind of grand thing.
I think my granddad had a ship. He was a carpenter,
had a shed full of stuff fellas.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
All sorts, a shed full of stuffed fellas, a shed.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Full of stuffed fellas, and he was meticulous to everything.
Was you know, did touch stuff for.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
J What did your granddad do?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Moogie?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I never met him. He died when I was very young,
very young, hop by a truck. Actually yeah, yeah, So
he wasn't as meticulous as your grandfather's because he didn't
look both ways before crossing the road.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Chill and that's cool, Well it wasn't actually come on.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Jane's addiction There on the Radio ho Larky Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Speaking of addictions, let's talk golf golf
chat with double Bogey Moogie four mate.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
This is it, Yes, it's your So you guys went
out and had a game of golf last week, and
every single day since you've banged on about it. Somehow
you're trying to find a way that you can find
another time to go out and play golf when I
know neither of you got anything to do during the day,
and yet somehow it's proven extremely difficult. But you've managed
to carve out twenty five minutes tomorrow to get nine

(41:42):
holes in nice to the front. You're disgusting at nine
thirty tomorrow morning. So that's great looking forward, tou it goes.
And also you think you've sold a few issues with
your game, love how to apply those.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I'll be honest with your fellows. I've analyzed my performance,
my first my my first round back after twenty years
of not playing fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
You shot at nine.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
And it was an atrocity. It was an aberration.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
It wasn't even that bad.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Um and I had a really good think about it,
and I had a bit of analytics about it, and
I realized what I did wrong is I haven't spent
enough money, right, Yeah, new cat on my cat, you know.
So I bought some brand new clubs and stuff. But
I think I'm going to upgrade immediately because my ones
were like a grand. I think I need to spend

(42:32):
three or four grand and some proper clubs.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
So grand should be for your driver alone. Yeah, yeah,
I want to play real golf. Will you get some
proper clothes men?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Because it's like you get your like your shit.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
You're wearing that weird hoodie, yes, and I'm not sure
that's really golf and sort of your filthy old.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I've got some golf slacks that I'm going to wear.
I bought some new golf shoes today which were eight
hundred bucks. And I figure, you know, in order to
do your best work, you need the best tools, right,
And that's and I think once I spend a bit more,
I'm you know, probably seven or eight K, then my

(43:09):
game will obviously increase exponentially.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Well that's kind of my strategy.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I can show up on any given day full golf kit,
full you know, flash Trendler or the gear brand new,
you know, sort of twenty dollars the ball balls, yes,
and then instantly put them into the bush.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Yeah, Like I don't care because I'm so wealthy. And
that's what makes you a good golf I.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Used to have a cricket coach and this is a
true story, and you used to say, you've got to
look like a cricketer if you're going to play like
a cricket. Well, are no idea? Is one of the
things that they say, Yeah, well, this is the thing
you know I need to invest heavenly financially new golf ball.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Would you invest in your skills, man, like getting some
coaching or trying to sort of tap into some of
the experience and knowledge that people that have played the
game for a lot longer than you and they might
be able to pass it on to you.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
No, I wouldn't waste my money on that, not when
you could buy brand Yeah, when you can buy brand
new giars.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Have you got a golf towel yet? Because you want
to pay a little bit extra and get a micro
fiber one?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, I've got a micro fiber one good.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, but it seems I've got a logo on it
because it's no good if it's just a plain one callaway?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Is that cool? Keys Galloway? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
What club rush have you got?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Pad?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Oh damn, it's what club rush?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah? You see the fact that I don't have a
club brush that's already added bloody eight to my handicap.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
And you don't just want to go get a cheap
club rush. You want one with like real fur, like
maybe beaver for.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Can I use a toilet brush for the meantime until
I find a proper one.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bring a toilet brush.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
It's a really good sweet It's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
But as I as I said Maggie, I think my
first hint to fifteen rounds will be aberrations, and then
after that I'll get worse. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
So.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I'm looking forward to hearing how you go tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I've got better pants tomorrow and golf shoes. Yes, Mike,
do you want to come? Were too?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Golf?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I'm very busy. This is tomorrow right at nine thirty. God, yeah,
flat out. Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
It's a shame. Yeah, it's a shame, but I'm sure
I'll hear all about it to.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
The Big Show podcast in there on the radio, holdankey
Big show this Tuesday evening. Let's talk TV. What's on
the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, that's when I went to be in real early man.
I was looking forward to watching some TV, and then
maw Ath came to bed and decided it was time

(45:52):
to do some book some flights, Book some flights because
at school holidays next week, going to book these flights.
She's been talking about doing it for probably two and
a half months. Sure, so now she's going next week.
Now it's time to start booking expensive. Oh you'd be
amazed difference in costs from when she first started talking

(46:12):
about it. And also we have to book a New
Year's travel, which we've been talking about for a year,
and god knows how much that's gone up to. Anyway,
what she was doing that, I decided to watch a
little movie there. Nice, Yes, I almost finished off rebel Ridge.
Oh man, everybody's been watching that one point nine billion views,
good streams, and I don't know what all the fuss

(46:36):
is about. Man, sure, too much drama, non kicking ass.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
What's it called again? Rebel Ridge on Netflix? Okay, I
have a look at that.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Have you guys watched the I just said it suck?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh right, well you said drama.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I just need something. It was more drama. It's meant
to be an action film and there's just so much gibbering.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Watched the Apple TV thing with Gary Oldman in it.
I don't know that you have one that that that's
the next on my list after.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Bad Monkey, because for some reason I'm being served. I've
seen some of it, a lot of stuff about how
good it is. Yeah, from where like on Instagram and
Facebook and stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
It just won the Yimmy for Best Writing.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Wow, Okay, I might have to watch that actually because
I like Gary Oldman. He's great. Yeah, now fellas also
Kristin Scott Thomas.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
And that Mark just coincidentally, by the way, Magie don't
get me started about travel plans with family and stuff.
Ooh boy. Now I watched because my wife was fatassing around.
We didn't really focus on anything in particular. So I
ended up watching one of my go tos below zero,

(47:43):
which is people living in Alaska and you know, and
and surviving off grid basically and generally, I love those
shows because I have this fantasy within myself. I love
watching people hunt for their own food, you know, and
survive and difficult circumstances. But ye said last night on
the show, and I just doesn't sit comfortably comfortably with me.

(48:06):
They were hunting beer, and I don't know, there's something
about killing a beer for food that just doesn't sit
right with me. A moose sure, a seal sure, a
fresh sure, a beaver a beaver sure?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
What about a cockerteal?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
But something about killing a beer to eat it just
it just it's not good for me. I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
No, what about a warris?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yes, actually actually they got they hunted waris last night.
It's I think it's called gurku is. The is the
native name gurku.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
You saying yes, just going to play a just in case,
just get there out.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
There feels safe.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
But you know what I mean in terms of how
do you guys feel about someone shooting a beer to
eat it?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I'm not bigger in any of it.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, okay, to be honest, but yeah, yeah, so the
saying about it when they're cuddy, yeah, something cuddley. You
don't really like them being killed if they're.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Ugly then yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Cuddly lions you see, you know sure you don't want
them getting killed?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
No, you eat human? No human?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
What given the opportunity. But ass, there's in a slice
of ass cheek, you know what I mean? Would that
be the best? But the rump, I'm not sure that
it would be.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Because yours have got hairs all over them. You'd have
to pluck it first.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
That's just are Also, yeah, lambs have wool on them
to skin them? Yea, would you skin some ass?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
No? I would not skin some ass and eat it.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I watched them, it was great.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Oh you favor the.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
And kisy your ch Hey, no, listen. If you're thinking
about bending the knee, I e. And that is to say,
proposing to that very special person in your life, yeah,
then you need to listen to what we're about to
talk about, because we're working with the good bastards from

(50:20):
Diamonds on Richmond at the moment, and they have secured
an amazing deal for the Big Show and Big Show listeners.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
They say bastards, though, there's also women that worked down
there as well, so you should include them too.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Sure, but a.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Woman can be a bastard like a good bastard, That's
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
And you know, yeah, yeah I did include them. Oh sure. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
It sounds like it's a masculine a bastard as a
male though, you know, is it?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, can only be a boy? Yeah that's right, right,
what's the female name for that?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
What are your eggan.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Fellers? But anyway, I love love The great deal of
the Dutch is amazing, Kezy, after all you been through, man,
I mean you've been dragged over the coals by love
and he's.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Still there for it. Yeah. Well, having said that, to
be fair, MURGI, I mean he's married with a fiance
on the side. There, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I love love, how much you love love regardless. The
more love I can give, the better, is what I
tell my wife and the good the good people at
diamonds or Richmond. So they've got a great deal going
at the moment. If you're in there before the twenty
fifth of October, you're buying an engagement ring and.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
You use the code, you say it to them, right, so,
mawaf they will pay the GST for you.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Right, that's a bloody good deal.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
There, huge saving.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
When you're talking thousands of dollars to buy a ring
or hundreds, it's a big saving.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
It's like you're buying it judy free. However, you might
not have to pay.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Anything because if you've got a Hodaki dot Co Dotti
dead right now, you could win a ten thousand dollars
diamond engagement ring courtesy of Diamonds on Richmond. All you
have to do is chuck your deats in there and
tell us a little bit about your dream proposal.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, and we can out make it a reality. For example,
here's one is.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
That Anonymous from Anonymous. It's Anonymous is getting a lot
of action.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Bay of Islands on Matsudo Island at the World War
II bunkers.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
It is beautiful there is it? Yes?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
It is?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Is it romantic?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yes? It is?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
How would we help in that situation? Because the other
thing is you also win the opportunity for the Hodache
Big Show to help you with your proposal.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
You know what we could do he and or she yes,
or he and he and she and she are they
and them could do the The partner says yes I will,
or I do or I do, and then out of
the bunker jumps the Big Show and says.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah, I love that. And we wearing army gears and yeah,
and we throw great about this one. This is from
Anonymous again.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
To make my backbone of a girlfriend, ma'am, I would
drop down to one knee aside the beautiful river Avon
and serenade her with one of Hoody J's poems, The
Avon So christ Yeah, that's the one in Christier Chase City. Yeah, yes,
how are you going to help with that one? On
a gondola, right, so flying us in Yeah, yeah, I'm

(53:20):
down for that.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
He'd have to commission me for the poem. Well, that's right,
and I'm not cheap.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
We don't have a punt, yeah right, we'd be punting along,
is that right?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Very nice? He goes down on one knee, yeah, and proposes,
and she says, I do, And then we pump pass
with like boating gear on sure and you know those
boating hack.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Can Yeah, yeah, I love that idea.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
And if you love it, to get yourself in the
drawer for that ten thousand dollars and go any more, man,
you dot co dot in z. I got one more.
I planned this from anonymous. I plan proposing in Europe
mid next year on this one, most likely in Turkey,
Globle gobble. I propose the flowers help with the surprise
and do it what's for tea Turkey special and get

(54:12):
their massive honkers fixed while they're over there.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Dan said, over and out, Mogi, Yeah, man, another really
night for you.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I've got a bit of work tonight. I actually got
some meetings planned in the Indian year. As soon as
I possibly can Are we going to be it's I'm
looking forward to that.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Are they going to be on the computer. They're going
to be on the computer.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Okay, we're not going to people from the United Kingdom.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, Oh what time is it there? Then it'll be
eight am am. You should not wear pants, okay, I'll
take that into account for you. I'm going to see
you obviously to see your top half. Oh, I know
it's I'm auditioning for a for a play, all right.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
And in Europe? Well yeah, yeah, that's right. But it's
on what do you call that place over there? It's
not Broadway, it's the other place, Shakespeare Lane or whatever it's.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Called Shakespeare Lane. Yeah? What is that place called? Is
bugging me? Now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Same?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Can you see? What are you up to?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Currently?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Trying to remember the name of this very well known
place for theaters in London? Yeah, that I've been to
and I can't remember the name of shack Tonight, I'll
be watching my wife gets home late.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
That sounds like a dirty flick, is Itow, I'll be
watching my wife get home late.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
No, she's coming home from squash squash she No, she
doesn't Jase whatever you're about to say she does not,
all right, so she'll be home eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
I would have made dinner, which is which is burgers
in the air fryer. Oh nice. Yeah, we've been doing
a bit of that actually, yeah, and rap why we're
doing it? Yeah, how you've been doing it? Yeah, Jason
has been doing it better and for longer than you
and everything.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
So that's what I'll be doing. Then you'll go a
bit early and I will play playstession with Pugs on.
What are you doing Jace tonight?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Man?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Man, your backbone, just chilling out, I think, yeah, right,
you gonna watch anything in particular?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I mean no, not nothing in mind at this day.
Are you still watching the horse Pawn?

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
No, I've kind of gone off it now. I'm into
miniature horse pawn something about it that's really good.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
I thought you're into rocking horse porn.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Oh that you know horse porn, sea horse sometimes it depends, you.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Know, horses for courses.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah. Nice. Um, and that's about that. Just chilling out
game of golf with Kezy tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
You're not talking about tomorrow, Yeah, I'm saying, but what
do you have to tonight?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah? Just going to better,