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August 26, 2024 14 mins

On today's Outro, we share our love letter to the Capital, and our wiiives run into a couple of massive shamozzles.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw doggets for to
seven every weekday on radio Roar dogg Man, Raw Dogget
Oh go on, let's go?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh there we go?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
There you go? Good stuff?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
How we game? Fellas? You are good?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Pretty good? Actually?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah? Good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Cracking back into it's warm up here, didn't I have
you noticed that about Auckland it's toasty?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, there's a shithole. No, it's in winter.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I agree, man, thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
The weather on that day was terrible, but then I
went to the pub on Saturday, which was all good.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
It was actually a nicer day in Fatissy the day
we left.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
This is what we do, though. You go somewhere where
it's your hometown and you're real stoked about it, like Todunger,
for example, and then you guys say it's one of
the shittest places in New Zealand and then nice to
cut for it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Sure, I yeah, I'm not a fan of toad on it.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh right, No, we're concentrating on Wellington now.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, nor Wellington.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's not it's not my place to defend, but oh absolutely.
I could never live there again. And it's a goddamn
shame what has happened to that city. Yes, it is
a goddamn shame because they have gutted it. All the
job losses from government something like fifteen thousand, what percentage
of those have come out of Wellington. But when you
lose fifteen thousand jobs and then there's not that many

(01:25):
people going to restaurants, and there's not that many people
going to bars, and they all close down, and now
your town is full of insane people's screaming. Yes, it's honestly,
man like, what the fuck are we doing in this country?
When you can let that happen to your capital city
or any city, Because the same happens down here on
Queen Street, It's like, for sure, it's pretty fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I felt for a long while now, the last few
years that have been down to Walley that she's getting
very shabby. And I said that a couple of years ago.
It's very run down and grungy, and you know, which
is not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case
it is. When you combine it with freezing cold weather,
pounding rain and.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Wind, I just couldn't believe for an hour after us
walking in the wind, which was Jason's idea.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
By the way, my ears to be fear. It was
a five minute walk, it felt like an hour in
that headwind. Actually what ears for an hour afterwards?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Walking back from that actually was worse. Mind you, we
had the wind at our back, it was better. Yeah,
we had the wind at our back, but it was passing,
it was raining heavier.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I just I love when we came up with staircase
by the You're probably used to it to something though,
but you can't that staircase. You gotta walk on that
giant concourse and it was genuinely the strongest wind I'd
ever felt. We're all just laughing the whole way. Yeah,
it was great.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I got back to my hotel room after that.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Who just pulled?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Whatever? Sure sure you didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I mean I had the towel there just in case.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Why a towel? Do you even need a towel anymore?
At this point?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Mate? Do I what? Not?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Only does he have a giant downstairs? God should see that.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You should see my ejaculation, As I say, I I
don't indulge in that kind of thing regularly.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
So you know, you yourself raise your eye.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Plundering myself. Yeah, but no, but I got into bed,
got a burger.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It would have been seven thirty. Yes, I love that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Started watching TV and then and I genuinely was going
to meet the Fellers.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Because he was like, let me know where you watch
the Warriors. Yes, and then we found a spot.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
But then I realized what it was like outside, and
then it was the Warriors, and I went, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Had a great little spot.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
It was me, Pugshn and his sister and we were
little little seat off to the side looking at the
big screen.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
With beers on tape.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It looked good.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
She bought some some snacks.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
It was about three k aways.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
So it was like I had to get an uber
and job, big job, too much hotel.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, she's good.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, to be fair as well.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
After we did the Warriors, Pug's assister drop us back
at the hotel. So it's like ten thirty or something.
Go back up to the room, Pugs. I'll come back
and get you in five minutes and then we'll go out.
I was like, okay, cool, go out. Were just out
to a gig or something.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I don't know. So he comes in.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I'm on the phone to my missus, I don't want
to go out, and then Pugs walks, there's all right
it okay, see actually all right, I have fun get
out in the front and I'm like, I can't be
bothered doing this. As soon as we're open the door,
it's like blowing a gale and I'm just like, oh
my god. Pugs is like, oh, this place is around
the corner. I map at nine hundred meters and I
was like, ah, He's like, you know what, it's Uber.
I'll order an Uber and he's like, oh, it's gonna

(04:39):
be nine minutes. I was like, fuck this, I'm going
to be and I'm ordering an uber. It's pizza and
I'm watching an RL nice man did that exact thing, and.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'll tell you what happened. Oh Keesy and I met
down at the lobby at nine o'clock. Back next morning,
Mogi and who should stagger in from this big night
on the town? Old? But he was in good shape,
wasn't he? Keys He was in good spirits.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, it was very similar spirits to her when I
left him at about ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, he's machine or pug Son. Yeah, just been tripodding
around the Capitol.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Famous and Wellington not imagine huge.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
But do you know when you just you realize the
only reason I was going out was to keep Puks
on company. And I was like, we should be doing this,
It'll be fun. And then I just realized, actually, I
don't want to keep pugs on company. I want to
eat pizza and yeah, yeah, yeah, and watch.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I went around to I went around to my family's
place with the wife's family's place.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
So they made it because I was I was very concerned.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
She said there was no mouse whatsoever. Wow, which is amazing.
It must have been a dead on headwind. Yeah, so
the only way to explain it because it was much worse,
wasn't it at that time?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
And it was terrible.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But anyway, they got in and so we went around
to the sister in law's place and there was a
couple of sister in law's, two sister in law's, a
couple of brother in law's, a cousin, a grandmother. All
of them were them, so it was nice. One of
the sisters and her partner were leaving the next day
four o'clock in the morning to go to They're after

(06:15):
Spain and.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Shit, there's a lot of people doing it. Not me, obviously,
but a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Why would you, Yeah that wanting, and I pretty much
just yawned my way through the entire.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Evening.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Left about nine point thirty, went back to the hotel
there and just wanted to have a.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Sleeping Yeah you know what I mean by yourself? No, yes,
so you stay here.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm off and thought that would be good to sleep,
but then, of course I woke up at four o'clock
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So I'm just lying there, and.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
As we discussed last week, my wife's got quite a
few rules around it were not rules, but she doesn't
like being disturbed, you know, with the bottle of water,
the lid, you know, there's all that sort of shit
that goes on. So I'm lying there for a couple
of hours. Can't you have my phone? Because that's cost
too much light that wakes her up and she's going

(07:07):
to my mess And also I don't think she took
it with her then. But also I'm trying to go
back to sleep and it didn't work anyway. I go
to about six or so I thought, oh fuck this,
I'll go to the gym, and so I got up
to go to the gym, but of course the gym
doesn't open till seven, so I had to wait around
for half an hour for that to open, and then
did a quick workout. Was sort of back at the
hotel bar about quarters away, and the missus was she

(07:28):
was up and I was giving her a sleeping and
she sort of thought, well, I thought we were staying.
I thought we were waking up together in the hotel room.
But I'm also like, well, but what time are you
were you going to wake up? Eight nine? How long
do I lie there unable to do anything? And of
course as soon as I got up, then she decided

(07:49):
that she was going to get up. So then we're
everyone's in a horror of a mood.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
And you wonder why you bother the big shirt wee
days from four on Radio Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
So anyway, we got through that and then had a
great day. Went to Parrot Dog out at Lowell Bay
Great Bar, and here we should have yearn about that joint.
Good place, but I had heaps of mates turned up
there and yeah, lovely time Sunday about one or two.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, bloody good. Good, So you are on the Saturday
you did this bloody awesome, Yeah, bloody good bloody awesome.
I enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
It was great seeing all my mates and all that
sort of stuff. But yeah, Jesus Christ, fuck, you don't
want to you don't want to love there. I mean,
you're just it's you love it. But it's hard work, yes,
and it looks like it's more hard work than it's
ever been because I lived there and it's prime best music,
best bars, best restaurants, and now all of those are

(08:51):
closed and it's just cold and windy. Yes, still love it, but.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, good stuff man. And then we get home made
easy and it's immediate drama and then drama, but then drama.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I felt for you. Actually, when you sit bed, I
was like, ah, because the admin of getting just getting back.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
And it's work travel too. So it's a Saturday, you're
coming home from work. It's all the sadmen just sitting
at the airport mucking around most of the time. But
then you get home finally, yeah, which is fine your
land and you're just like, I'm going to half an
hour silent uber trip all the way.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Home and someone's driving. You're homeless with this.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
My wife messages me and she's like, I'm in the area,
I can pick you up if you want, And I
was like, how are you going to be great? And
then as I landed, tourn my phone and she's like,
oh no, I've lift my lights on my cars?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Did I need?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I'm stranded outside smart on your hunger and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, And I'm like, can have you got any jump
of leads? Know?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Can you try to find some? There's nothing, there's no
one around, and I'm like, there, don't find some? And
so we figured out. I asked out uber driver. I said,
if I tap year with the company logging, would you
jump start our cars?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes, sweet, And she's like that you won't be able
to access it because the cars parked in front Jill.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
So I was like, well, what the what, what the
hell are we doing here? Then I was just like
so over it and just want to be on the couch,
hungover doing nothing. But we sold it, and her trying
to help me out turn into a performance.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I I got home.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's good, I've got a performance one as well.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And my wife we were moving my one of my
girl's beds out of her flat, which my wife would
already down in the van, but then actually, don't worry
about putting the bed in my other daughter's room because
we've got to take her bed out and I'll help
you when I get home. God, why did I do
that for in terms of, you know, saying help him? Yeah,

(10:47):
because we started doing it as soon as I got home,
and I immediately dropped the bed on my foot. Lots
of EFFI and Jeffery.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
All that time at the gym. Jason, you're still weak
as playing.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I know, I kind of am, but I it's one
of those things where I lift it and I didn't
quite have a good enough you know, when beds are
quite awkward to.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Hold if you don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And yeah, just slapped and did foot but we got
it done.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Do that to yourself and aussy never Yeah, because I'm
a back.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah I had one. How about this one? How about
this one? I'll be interesting to get your thoughts at radio.
Who's in the right and who's in the wrong. I
don't know if it is, maybe it might be. So
we get home, we're like, you know, a little bit
under the weather that it's been a busy day and
it's okay, what are we going to have for dinner?

(11:36):
Let's get uber eight.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So this is the oh yeah, no, I order it.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I order it, and then I tell the wife it's ready.
It's really the guy's here. She goes outside. The guy's
not there. Look at the app he is here. Oh no,
hang on a minute. I've had it delivered to entirely
the wrong place. So have had it delivered to Wellington

(12:03):
where where we picked our dog from up Swashies Actually Swashy.
Our mate was down at Swashy, so we met him
there to pick the dog up. So now the food's
been delivered to Swashy swash right. The guy won't, can't,
can't get the guy on the phone, any of that
sort of carry on. So anyway I send Now, this
is the question. I send the misses down to pick
it up. Should I be sending her down or because

(12:26):
it's my bugger up? Technically, should I began down to
get it?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
You should be going down to get it?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay, Well, the truth is that she ordered it, she
buggered it up, and yet I was Yeah, I was
the one that had to go down and get it.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
So how do you work it now? Should it should
have been me that picks it up? Or should it
be here?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It should be here?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
No, it should be me.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
And that situation for that is because if she goes
to pick it up and she gets it, God knows
what she's going to find at the other end. If
anybody's going to get killed, keysy, it should be me.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
But also, yeah, there is that situation in our relationship.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I would always be the guy that picks it up.
That's just how it is.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Because it's been a shambles. You go sort it out,
whereas I did it. Oh, you've made this a mess.
Sort it out, sort out yourself. Yeah, exactly right. It's
such a weird thing. And that's just it's a dynamic
that you just understand. You've completely bagged it up. This
is going to be a ship show. I guess we'll
see you later. I'm just going to stay home.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Do you know.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
It is a weird thing, but yes, and that's how
it goes. It's one of the things, that's one of
the things you get.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
What would you have done, Jason?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I would have gone to get it. But we have
that thing like when we're picking our daughter up and
it's eleven o'clock at night and it's like I'll go babe,
and she'll go, no, no, you've been doing this and
this and this, and our going more than one. It's
not no. I can do it and I'll do it
biggywn and you look you're ready tired.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
But you work in radio and do a four while
I'm actually doing a job that helps people.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Never weirdly enough never no.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, okay, she should, yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Because sometimes but then you'll bring up the dog squad
money and before you know.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
It, it's been a busy couple of weeks. So she's
a bit more, you know. She gets four day weekends
every week, all right, yeah, and two half days, which
is still more than I work in a week.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
And she's doing an actual proper job. Yes, hey, listen
to the Huducky Big Show four to seven. You listening
or watching on YouTube right now?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Thanks mate. Yeah,
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