June 27, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's poddy, we get medical with Hoytey J and discuss Mogey's poo phone incident.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, fan of the Hurdarky Bigture podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
To make sure you check.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their Instagram
at Hadarky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fortune into Them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hadarky.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Thanks mate, Thanks mate, Thanks mate, Thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You know what what does? Give it a hoon that
rings a distant belt.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well, that's what our whole station is. Give us a home,
give us a ho Yeah. Do you think it was
a new promo?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I assumed.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, we're doing two live shows next week.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You could.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I thought it was three actually.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Three ones from a food called at Sylvia Park. Yeah,
good ones from a wild bean.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Cool And.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
To be honest, have a hoon is more the way
I've used it in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Give it, give it, you know you.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Have I always sort sort of give it a whon
was sort of love making related.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do you have a hon on?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah? I have a hon on?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It your messes eyes to the frontsy bloody hell. It
was a full scam.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Then, that was a full keasy doe eyed scam.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Was giving because Jason, we were giving up what I
like to call the hoidy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
J Yeah, thank you, Mogi, Come on, Jason, was originally
this morning, got a text say he wasn't going to
be here today had a medical issue. Boy, I'm glad
you're backed, Jason.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Can you talk us through it because I don't know?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
All right, Well, it actually happened yesterday, but.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You didn't want to go on about it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And I had quite a painful arm pet, in fact,
a very painful arm pet. That's why I was so
sort of grumpy and short temper yesterday happier and yes
and then when I woke up this morning, she was
a full blown golf ball.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Bigger than a golf ball. Actually, I'd say, ah, as.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Big as a house cricket ball.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
If I if I showed it to you fellers under
my armpit here, you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Can we see it? Please?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No way I'm showing you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Can we please see your No way I'm showing on
social no way.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Can we get the pants man in here to take
a photo of it?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And in fact, and and a big rash down my arm,
and I was in a fair amount of pain, and
I went, I got to get this scene.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Too, because that's good for you, because because I had
I think I had.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A bit of an infection on my shoulder from a
scratch that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Itchy, and I think it spread around and went under
the armpit there, and so.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It was quite funny. But I don't know if I
can say this order. My wife works at a medical
center and I rang her up and I said, Darling,
I'm gonna have to go to a and e. I've
got a bit of an issue going on here.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And she said, oh, come to our place where she works.
We've got a walk in clinic, right yes, And I said, oh, okay,
sweet ass, So I d I drove down to her place.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And walked into the reception there and said, Hi, there, blood,
my name's Jason.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I've got this thing going on. And apparently you guys
got a walk in clinic. And the receptionist said no,
and I went, ah, that's really weird because my wife
works here. And she told me that you guys had
a walk in clinic and she said, oh, who's your wife?
And I said blah blah blah, and she went oh no,
(03:35):
and I went, oh, okay, that's a bit weird. Then
sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She said, I'll tell you what. Just sit down.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
And we'll get a nurse to see you and see
what's going on. And I went, oh, thank you for that.
I apologize I've got I misheard. Then I text my
wife and said, you guys don't have a walk in
clinic and she said, I never said we had a
walk in clinic.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I said, Newland Health has a walk in clinic.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Your doctor and I went, ah my bed and she said,
oh Jesus, because it makes her look bad.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It does, you know what I mean? Really bad?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Actually, so then the nurse loctor a that and went Jesus,
and then she said Jesus yes. And then the doctor
she said, oh, see if I can get a doctor,
if not, you might have to go.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
To New Lynn and I went out, that's where your work,
suggest ye bloody handy.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Then the doctor looked at it and went, oh, fuck me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did he say that's what? The doctor said?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, he said that.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Must be very painful and I said, yeah, it's pretty
uncomfortable and he said yes.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And I went, I'm a backbone. I shut up and
get on with it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And then he wrote me out a prescription and some
stuff to put on my wounds and then said I
look at you weird.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So yeah, I mean wait, so you still haven't actually
gone to are you sure? He gave you a thorough
seeing over, and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
He was wearing a medical professional Okay, no, well he's
a doctor and he locked at it.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
As tool and had a lock and went, oh yea,
we might have to drain that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Did he drain it?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
No, but he said, well the medication, your douche, do
dooche for the first couple of doses and hopefully that
will reduce it, and then we may look at if
it's softened up a bit, we could drain it.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Can Can I be there when that happens?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
What about the pants man with the camera?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Pantsman in there?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Fuck the pants man?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
You can imagine that thousand likes on Instagram video it
would be that would go off. I hope we could
do a live broadcast from you getting your own and
then I come in.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Here in our boss Toddy tells me a story he
had the same thing and nearly died. And so now
I'm feeling a bit woozy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That is so I love. Yeah, he's like and I
feel slightly feverish, says like, Jason's going weird.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But what's interesting is the other day you were saying
you were feeling woozy, and then it came to nothing,
and now you're feeling woozy. Yes, fancy that'll come to nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He feels woozy during the podcast and then forgets about.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, that's right, but busy.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
But my throat's feeling a bit. But you got you
gotta add into this. My daughter's been ready crop.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, as related.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't think it is either. So you want to
edit in anyway.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I've got a feeling it's going to add itself. And
I think because my wife was coming home. When my
wife came home from work today, she was feeling.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
A bit woozy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And she is a backbone. She is an actual back
She's an actual backbone.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, but because because her husband just came to her
place of work and acted like a buffoon in front
of it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy with the Whole Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
That was really funny because I was saying to that,
I was like, I am so sorry. This isn't my
wife's fault. I completely misheard what she said, and he
was like, oh no, that's all good, that's all good.
It was very quick, five minutes in a lock and
then he type typed out the prescription and.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
She was going to get a promotion that's gone there. Yeah, probably,
I do like the idea of buffoon chat buffoon is
really good. That's not just for you, Jose, for me
as well. What buffoonery have I been out too lately?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Probably the most recent is you're dropping your phone in.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Your poos and the ship.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, that was a good That is so bewildering to me, Like,
I just well.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was in my back pocket.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I can totally see how it's in my back pocket.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
And then wallet pocket almost yeah, right pocket.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Generally i'd be on my phone, so I don't know
what's going on there, but you were on your wallet,
but I was pulling my pants up and obviously it
then was half hanging out and then just straight to
the ship, did you f and Jeff, I'll be honest
with you had a couple of beers and I didn't
really care.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that's a good thing about a few beers.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Horrified otherwise you So the end of it was sticking
out the phone was of the phone was sticking out,
so I didn't have to get shitty air his fingers
and then in the basin and then straight into the
I just flushed the toilet and then flushed it again
and held my phone in there. And then because I
was hanging sort of bent over the toilet, I felt
(08:18):
sick and I puked all over my phone. Yeah, straight
in the basin, And then I was worried about it,
fucking out proof? Aren't they? Yeah? Water resistant? So I
was I thought, if ever there's a phone on the
planet that's not more resistant, it'll be mine.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yes, But yeah, to do are they resistant? Though? That's
the thing you want to check?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, they seemed to be. I think a little bit
of ship got stuck in the microphone. But because how good?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, because he called me this morning, I was talking
ship and my breast ship.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I couldn't decide. Jo walked walking.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Around the house looking at the soles of your feet
all the time while you're on your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Shit smell coming from.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, that's horribly because I fixate on weird ship like that.
So like, for example, I had to recently. You know
how the toilet seat gets wobbly, Yeah, I've got that,
And so I was like, right, I've got to fix it.
My parents are coming to stay, and my mom's sliding
off my exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's when you do things right.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
And so I had to pull it apart. And the
idea that I have been pissing and shedding into this
thing for like years, and now I have to get
hands on with it. And so I just washed my hands,
wash my hands, get in there, do all the work,
do all the work, and then instantly wash my hands twice.
And I had to do it twice because the first
one just gets the worst of the bat bugs off.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I did a weird thing, true story, in the toilet today.
Actually it was pretty buffoonery. I sat on the toilet
and I was taking my morning dumb and.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I went and I went, this feels weird.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my god, you forgot to take your pants for
forgot to t.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now I take my pants down, but I had it
was up. I hadn't put the seat down. I was
just sitting on the rim of the toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh my god, the moment that your legs hit it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, I was a bit distracted by my impending death.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So you're sitting in the toilet with your golf ball, but.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm not in the toilet. I was just around the rim.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I just like hanging back there like a little Kidlet Hey,
I've got a question. For you then keys, what kind
of toilet have you got? Because the players we've moved
into that has got a similar thing happening with the seat,
but it's one of those ones where you can't get
to the screws because it's totally enclosed.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Ah to adjust it. Yeah, it's probably like a clip
thing that you have to like force up and click
off and then you'll be able. That's what mine has
is to cap cover things. Oh yeah, right, it depends.
It's like silver.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah on the top, yeah, because generally you just reach
underneath the sea. Yeah, but it's fully enclosed.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, so the top ones, it's literally pop the caps
off and tighten those screws.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, because that fucking annoys me. The other thing that
also annoys me about this toilet that we've got, it's
a very very small horse one, you know, so when
you sit down on the toilet, you're you're the wall.
Your knees are against the wall. Oh yeah, that's yeah,
(11:21):
And so it's not comfortable. Also, I sort of find
myself turning not quite at a forty five, maybe a
thirty eight, thirty seven, just towards the door a little
bit to give myself some knee road and then that leaves.
Every time I go to the toilet there is just
shit all over the walls, but all up the side
(11:43):
of the toilet, you know, because your angles. I don't
like it. Yeah, anyway, I don't know if there's anything
to do.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
About that dry broke there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
If I just twist my anus around. Oh have you
tried dropping your phone in it? I'll give that a
go tonight. Actually, I'm going to have your beers and
do a ship. Sorry everyone out there, it's a gross
when people talk like that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Hey about happy Matiliki though.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Years it's going to be great.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So good?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I like him? How honestly? How was How was the
weather today?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Beautiful?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Beautiful?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Cold?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Actually, well that's probably because could you feel it in
your golf ball?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You feel it in your golf balls.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
My golf ball feels your flesh balls burning and sharp painy, Well.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That means we're going to have a beautiful That means
that's a portent. If I can say that Jay's important
for the year to come, that are going to have
a burning and it means it's going to be a
great year for me and Kesy. You're you're you're knocking
on this door.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I feel like I am now, and I'm quite concerned,
and my throat's gone all weird.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I tell you what. Over the course of the show,
we're going to make you feel so much better about it.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hey, but yeah, just keep an eye on me.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Just see if I change color or something, you know,
like if I'm suddenly pale or whatever, because I am
suddenly very husky.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, you're great because you've been punching darts after Toddy's
story about him almost dying.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
No, because I didn't bring my dance with me. I
would have. If I had a head a dart, then
I would have had a dart.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
When you sat in the toilet this morning, I didn't
sit in it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I sat on it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Do you have a shower afterwards or have you got
toilet us right now?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I generally doing my dump and then have a shower.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, that's why you do it.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, the old midnight steamer truck.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Anyway, Hey, thanks for listening to this great podcast. Listen
to The Hiducky Big Show four to seven every weekday
on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Thanks mate,
Yeah, fan of the Hurdarky Bigture podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
To make sure you check.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their Instagram
at Hadarky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Fortune into Them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hadarky.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Thanks mate, Thanks mate, Thanks mate, Thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You know what what does? Give it a hoon that
rings a distant belt.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well, that's what our whole station is. Give us a home,
give us a ho Yeah. Do you think it was
a new promo?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I assumed.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, we're doing two live shows next week.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You could.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I thought it was three actually.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Three ones from a food called at Sylvia Park. Yeah,
good ones from a wild bean.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Cool And.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
To be honest, have a hoon is more the way
I've used it in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Give it, give it, you know you.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Have I always sort sort of give it a whon
was sort of love making related.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Do you have a hon on?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah? I have a hon on?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It your messes eyes to the frontsy bloody hell. It
was a full scam.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Then, that was a full keasy doe eyed scam.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Was giving because Jason, we were giving up what I
like to call the hoidy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
J Yeah, thank you, Mogi, Come on, Jason, was originally
this morning, got a text say he wasn't going to
be here today had a medical issue. Boy, I'm glad
you're backed, Jason.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Can you talk us through it because I don't know?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
All right, Well, it actually happened yesterday, but.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You didn't want to go on about it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
And I had quite a painful arm pet, in fact,
a very painful arm pet. That's why I was so
sort of grumpy and short temper yesterday happier and yes
and then when I woke up this morning, she was
a full blown golf ball.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Bigger than a golf ball. Actually, I'd say, ah, as.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Big as a house cricket ball.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
If I if I showed it to you fellers under
my armpit here, you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Can we see it? Please?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No way I'm showing you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Can we please see your No way I'm showing on
social no way.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Can we get the pants man in here to take
a photo of it?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
And in fact, and and a big rash down my arm,
and I was in a fair amount of pain, and
I went, I got to get this scene.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Too, because that's good for you, because because I had
I think I had.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A bit of an infection on my shoulder from a
scratch that.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Itchy, and I think it spread around and went under
the armpit there, and so.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It was quite funny. But I don't know if I
can say this order. My wife works at a medical
center and I rang her up and I said, Darling,
I'm gonna have to go to a and e. I've
got a bit of an issue going on here.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And she said, oh, come to our place where she works.
We've got a walk in clinic, right yes, And I said, oh, okay,
sweet ass, So I d I drove down to her place.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And walked into the reception there and said, Hi, there, blood,
my name's Jason.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I've got this thing going on. And apparently you guys
got a walk in clinic. And the receptionist said no,
and I went, ah, that's really weird because my wife
works here. And she told me that you guys had
a walk in clinic and she said, oh, who's your wife?
And I said blah blah blah, and she went oh no,
(03:35):
and I went, oh, okay, that's a bit weird. Then
sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She said, I'll tell you what. Just sit down.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
And we'll get a nurse to see you and see
what's going on. And I went, oh, thank you for that.
I apologize I've got I misheard. Then I text my
wife and said, you guys don't have a walk in
clinic and she said, I never said we had a
walk in clinic.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I said, Newland Health has a walk in clinic.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Your doctor and I went, ah my bed and she said,
oh Jesus, because it makes her look bad.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It does, you know what I mean? Really bad?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Actually, so then the nurse loctor a that and went Jesus,
and then she said Jesus yes. And then the doctor
she said, oh, see if I can get a doctor,
if not, you might have to go.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
To New Lynn and I went out, that's where your work,
suggest ye bloody handy.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Then the doctor looked at it and went, oh, fuck me.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did he say that's what? The doctor said?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, he said that.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Must be very painful and I said, yeah, it's pretty
uncomfortable and he said yes.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
And I went, I'm a backbone. I shut up and
get on with it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And then he wrote me out a prescription and some
stuff to put on my wounds and then said I
look at you weird.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So yeah, I mean wait, so you still haven't actually
gone to are you sure? He gave you a thorough
seeing over, and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
He was wearing a medical professional Okay, no, well he's
a doctor and he locked at it.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
As tool and had a lock and went, oh yea,
we might have to drain that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Did he drain it?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
No, but he said, well the medication, your douche, do
dooche for the first couple of doses and hopefully that
will reduce it, and then we may look at if
it's softened up a bit, we could drain it.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Can Can I be there when that happens?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
What about the pants man with the camera?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Pantsman in there?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Fuck the pants man?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
You can imagine that thousand likes on Instagram video it
would be that would go off. I hope we could
do a live broadcast from you getting your own and
then I come in.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Here in our boss Toddy tells me a story he
had the same thing and nearly died. And so now
I'm feeling a bit woozy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That is so I love. Yeah, he's like and I
feel slightly feverish, says like, Jason's going weird.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But what's interesting is the other day you were saying
you were feeling woozy, and then it came to nothing,
and now you're feeling woozy. Yes, fancy that'll come to nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He feels woozy during the podcast and then forgets about.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, that's right, but busy.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
But my throat's feeling a bit. But you got you
gotta add into this. My daughter's been ready crop.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, as related.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't think it is either. So you want to
edit in anyway.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I've got a feeling it's going to add itself. And
I think because my wife was coming home. When my
wife came home from work today, she was feeling.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
A bit woozy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And she is a backbone. She is an actual back
She's an actual backbone.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, but because because her husband just came to her
place of work and acted like a buffoon in front
of it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy with the Whole Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
That was really funny because I was saying to that,
I was like, I am so sorry. This isn't my
wife's fault. I completely misheard what she said, and he
was like, oh no, that's all good, that's all good.
It was very quick, five minutes in a lock and
then he type typed out the prescription and.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
She was going to get a promotion that's gone there. Yeah, probably,
I do like the idea of buffoon chat buffoon is
really good. That's not just for you, Jose, for me
as well. What buffoonery have I been out too lately?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Probably the most recent is you're dropping your phone in.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Your poos and the ship.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, that was a good That is so bewildering to me, Like,
I just well.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was in my back pocket.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I can totally see how it's in my back pocket.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
And then wallet pocket almost yeah, right pocket.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Generally i'd be on my phone, so I don't know
what's going on there, but you were on your wallet,
but I was pulling my pants up and obviously it
then was half hanging out and then just straight to
the ship, did you f and Jeff, I'll be honest
with you had a couple of beers and I didn't
really care.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that's a good thing about a few beers.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Horrified otherwise you So the end of it was sticking
out the phone was of the phone was sticking out,
so I didn't have to get shitty air his fingers
and then in the basin and then straight into the
I just flushed the toilet and then flushed it again
and held my phone in there. And then because I
was hanging sort of bent over the toilet, I felt
(08:18):
sick and I puked all over my phone. Yeah, straight
in the basin, And then I was worried about it,
fucking out proof? Aren't they? Yeah? Water resistant? So I
was I thought, if ever there's a phone on the
planet that's not more resistant, it'll be mine.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yes, But yeah, to do are they resistant? Though? That's
the thing you want to check?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, they seemed to be. I think a little bit
of ship got stuck in the microphone. But because how good?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, because he called me this morning, I was talking
ship and my breast ship.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I couldn't decide. Jo walked walking.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Around the house looking at the soles of your feet
all the time while you're on your phone.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Shit smell coming from.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, that's horribly because I fixate on weird ship like that.
So like, for example, I had to recently. You know
how the toilet seat gets wobbly, Yeah, I've got that,
And so I was like, right, I've got to fix it.
My parents are coming to stay, and my mom's sliding
off my exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's when you do things right.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
And so I had to pull it apart. And the
idea that I have been pissing and shedding into this
thing for like years, and now I have to get
hands on with it. And so I just washed my hands,
wash my hands, get in there, do all the work,
do all the work, and then instantly wash my hands twice.
And I had to do it twice because the first
one just gets the worst of the bat bugs off.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I did a weird thing, true story, in the toilet today.
Actually it was pretty buffoonery. I sat on the toilet
and I was taking my morning dumb and.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I went and I went, this feels weird.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my god, you forgot to take your pants for
forgot to t.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Now I take my pants down, but I had it
was up. I hadn't put the seat down. I was
just sitting on the rim of the toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh my god, the moment that your legs hit it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, I was a bit distracted by my impending death.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So you're sitting in the toilet with your golf ball, but.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm not in the toilet. I was just around the rim.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I just like hanging back there like a little Kidlet Hey,
I've got a question. For you then keys, what kind
of toilet have you got? Because the players we've moved
into that has got a similar thing happening with the seat,
but it's one of those ones where you can't get
to the screws because it's totally enclosed.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Ah to adjust it. Yeah, it's probably like a clip
thing that you have to like force up and click
off and then you'll be able. That's what mine has
is to cap cover things. Oh yeah, right, it depends.
It's like silver.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah on the top, yeah, because generally you just reach
underneath the sea. Yeah, but it's fully enclosed.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, so the top ones, it's literally pop the caps
off and tighten those screws.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, because that fucking annoys me. The other thing that
also annoys me about this toilet that we've got, it's
a very very small horse one, you know, so when
you sit down on the toilet, you're you're the wall.
Your knees are against the wall. Oh yeah, that's yeah,
(11:21):
And so it's not comfortable. Also, I sort of find
myself turning not quite at a forty five, maybe a
thirty eight, thirty seven, just towards the door a little
bit to give myself some knee road and then that leaves.
Every time I go to the toilet there is just
shit all over the walls, but all up the side
(11:43):
of the toilet, you know, because your angles. I don't
like it. Yeah, anyway, I don't know if there's anything
to do.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
About that dry broke there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
If I just twist my anus around. Oh have you
tried dropping your phone in it? I'll give that a
go tonight. Actually, I'm going to have your beers and
do a ship. Sorry everyone out there, it's a gross
when people talk like that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Hey about happy Matiliki though.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Years it's going to be great.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So good?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I like him? How honestly? How was How was the
weather today?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Beautiful?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Beautiful?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Cold?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Actually, well that's probably because could you feel it in
your golf ball?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You feel it in your golf balls.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
My golf ball feels your flesh balls burning and sharp painy, Well.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That means we're going to have a beautiful That means
that's a portent. If I can say that Jay's important
for the year to come, that are going to have
a burning and it means it's going to be a
great year for me and Kesy. You're you're you're knocking
on this door.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I feel like I am now, and I'm quite concerned,
and my throat's gone all weird.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I tell you what. Over the course of the show,
we're going to make you feel so much better about it.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hey, but yeah, just keep an eye on me.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Just see if I change color or something, you know,
like if I'm suddenly pale or whatever, because I am
suddenly very husky.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
No, you're great because you've been punching darts after Toddy's
story about him almost dying.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
No, because I didn't bring my dance with me. I
would have. If I had a head a dart, then
I would have had a dart.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
When you sat in the toilet this morning, I didn't
sit in it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I sat on it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Do you have a shower afterwards or have you got
toilet us right now?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I generally doing my dump and then have a shower.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, that's why you do it.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, the old midnight steamer truck.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Anyway, Hey, thanks for listening to this great podcast. Listen
to The Hiducky Big Show four to seven every weekday
on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Thanks mate,
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