What Did You Call Me???

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to Creature feature production of I Heart Radio. I'm
your host of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology
and evolutionary biology and hey, what did you call me? Today?
On the show, we're talking about ridiculous species names and
learning all about the animals behind them. Can you really
judge a pig boat worm by its name or a

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screaming hairy armadillo or a lump sucker fish? Who comes
up with these names? Anyways? Discover this and more as
we answer the angel question how do you like your
Frida egg jellyfish stinger? Side up? Joining me today is
our producer Joe L. Monique and entertainment journalist and scientist
KB Welcome. Thanks so much for having me. What what

(00:53):
is your science background? Yeah, so my degrees are actually
in biology and chemistry, and so my master's in biology
with the concentration on immunology. So after I finished my
master's UM, I taught UM at a university some biology courses,
and at the same time I was actually doing biobedical
research for like a biotech company, so doing all of
those things, and then I transitioned to healthcare from that

(01:16):
kind of a streamline. All while still doing entertainment because
it's always a juggle. How did you sort of like
go from the healthcare field to entertainment. When I was
doing the research, it was more isolating, So for me,
that just it didn't work out. Like I'm definitely more
of a people person, so, um, I ended up getting

(01:37):
kind of a natural transition. Like the products that we
were working on at my biotech company were used in
cardiovascular surgeries. So I ended up having a hospital basically
like poached me and see if I wanted to work,
um just kind of on the healthcare side, doing more
like quality improvement work and process improvement. So I did
that for them, and um, I've just been doing that

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ever since. So I actually still do a double juggle
in terms of having a day job and then doing entertainment.
Um just because like unfortunately I have not been at
a point and the entertainment side of things to be
able to you know, kind of work full time in
that space, um and transition completely. So yeah, so I
still do like consulting work in the health care. I'm

(02:21):
just I just no longer do like scientific research. But
I'm still Yeah, that's incredible. So today on the show,
I wanted to talk about. I mean, it's actually kind
of like what we're talking about, Like science sometimes seems
really stuffy, but it can be really funny and fun
and lighthearted. And you can tell just by the fun

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that scientists have naming animals. So uh, this idea was
actually from a listener from Grace non Sycamore on Instagram,
who says, can we learn about animals with silly names?
For example the pig butt worm or spiny lumps Locker
and Grace Heck, yes, that's what we're doing today. That

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is an amazing idea. Thank you so much. Yeah, if
you guys also have ideas, and you can message me
at creature feature pot on Instagram, and I love those ideas.
You always come up with such good ideas, my wonderful listeners.
So today, Yes, silly names, ridiculous names. Why are animals
named these things? Is it just scientists being rude to
the animals? Are these accurate names? So our first section

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are names that sound like insults, and we're going to
start off with the pig butt or it is? I mean, okay,
you get you guys, explain what you're seeing here? What
what what are you guys looking at? I sent you
both an image of the pig butt worm. One. Uh,
this is an appropriate name, and I can't blame scientists.

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They're not bad people. This is an accurate description of
I would never guess it's a worm. So okay, imagine
you only like blowing bubbles, but it's like big lead chew,
so it's kind of thin, but it's like meant to
be super stretchy. Now imagine you blew a bubble and
your friend blue a bubble right next to each other,
and it kind of had a but inside. That's what

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it looks like I've seen. So this looks really interesting
to me. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. It does
kind of remind me a little bit of like an embryo. Um. So,
like when I'm looking at and I'm like, oh, okay,
because you know, obviously, like the outer parts are very
very translucent. Um, I do see that kind of indentation

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that Joel just mentioned that kind of looks like something
is going to come out of that butthole. But then
in the center, you know, you kind of have this
pink mass, which I assume is just you know, the
the actual worm I guess on the inside. Um, but
it does remind me of an embryo. I'm not it's
like an embryonic but yes. So this is also own

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as the flying buttocks. Even its Latin name k opter
Us pug a pork kindness means captured worm that looks
like the rump of a pig, So even the fancy
scientific sounding word is a bit rude. This is a
deep ocean dwelling worm about the size of a hazel

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nut that looks like a disembodied but uh, and a balloon.
It's like basically an inflated butt balloon. But it is
in fact a segmented worm. So what's going on is
that one of their segments is inflated so large you
can barely see the other segments, but they're all kind
of crammed in there. That's that sort of like pink

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stuff you see sort of at the front. It's just
all the rest of its body all jumbled up right there.
But the inflated part of the worm, which is the
main part you can see, helps it float. But moreover,
it looks like a hini, looks like a rear end,
looks a bit like a toshi. Oh sorry, I just
I had to google it, you know, because questions, and uh,

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it's faces. What it picture? Oh my god, it's like Katie,
what is that like bear thing? But it's like microscopic.
Oh yeah, the tartar grades, the water bears, watter bears. Yes,
it has a face like that thing. Oh it's so ugly.

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It kind of looks like a Jim Henson muppet. It
looks like one of the oh yeah, the like the
yipp aliens, except that it's eyes. And I hate to
get rude, but its eyes do look a little bit
like boobies, like a little bit like boobies. It's just

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irises are nipular. They are nipular. Thank you. That's a
good word. That's an excellent word. So this strange animal
with boobies for eyes is found up to one thousand,
two hundred meters, which is about four thousand feet under
the sea, not quite at the sea floor, but in

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the oxygen minimum zone. And they seem to have no
means of locomotion other than just being buoyant and passively drifting.
So they just float along collect food in their mouths,
and their mouths look a little bit like a butt
hole coming out of the butt. And they also dangle
a cloud of mucus out of their mouths to help

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catch marine snow, and marine snow is this like you
know how in documentaries where you see the camera and
you see this like snow like stuff drifting in the ocean,
these little party it looks like dust in in a
beam of light, but it's underwater. That's marine snow, and
that's just little bits of organic to try this, it

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can even be poop, like that's a big thing, is
fish poop. So indeed, this is a floating butt that
eats poop. There's never been a less attractive animal. No, no, no,
Now I beg to differ because let me tell you possums.
Opossums are like horrifying, So I don't know I can

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at least tolerate this one. I do feel like that
Jim Henson Muppets reference is accurate, Like once you look
at the mouthpiece or what I'm assuming is a mouth piece,
When you look at the mouthpiece, I'm like, oh, that
definitely looks like a muppet. When I look into the
eyes of a possum, all I feel is terror do
look a little skexas like though dark crystal skeps, Like, gosh,

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they're so I do like a possum. Also, you should
check out possums, which are the Australian version of the opossums.
North America's only more supial. But possums are actually in
Australia are absolutely adorable and it's fun to see. Like
Australian's idea of what a possum is is probably very

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different from in the US. I do love a possum,
a u s possum. They're a little toilet toilet teddy bears.
There's no such things a toilet teddy where it's together.
They're a little they're cute, little little toilet mice scamber around,
but they're they're great for the environment. They eat ticks.
They eat a bunch of ticks, which is great. They

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eat they're sort of the terminus for a lot of
disease because they're resistant to a lot of diseases and
they eat eat a lot of ticks. So there. I
know they look a little bit, you know, they look
a little bit like a sort of a a garbage squirrel,
but you know it's they're quite quite good animals. A
garbage squirrel. Yes, they do do a lot for the environment. However,

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I never want to cross the path. One time, truly,
one knocked on my front door and I was stopping.
I'm so serious. It was late at night. I think
that it was honestly just trying to figure out like
what to get into. And I was just like, no,
is it like, do you have a minute to talk
about possum? Jesus, do you have a minute to talk
about the ticks in your area? I'm not satisfied with this.

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Introducing tick Hoover nine thousand. Uh, poor little possums. Our
next animal sounds like it would be horrifying, but it
is absolutely adorable, at least in my opinion. This is
the lump sucker fish. So lump sucker fish are a
family of adorably portly little fish who have modified pelvic

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fins that act as suckers to help them cling to
the ocean floor. So I love it when a name
of an animal is really accurate. These are lumpy fish
that have suckers. And there you have it, it's the
lump sucker fish. Oh my god, I love it. These
are kind of cute. I mean I could actually see
this fish and like finding Nemo or the little Barmaid,

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like I could just you know, see one of these
creatures being like the best friends sidekick in an animal movie.
They also look they look like Miyazaki creatures, like a
pan or spirited away little creature. You guys. Katie has
provided us with a photo of one just sitting on
somebody's finger. Is literally the size of a fingernail. But

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also it looks so sad, I comforted, like so like
just pouty, like on the verge of a breakdown, like
it needs a hug and noone is hugging this tiny face,
please help it. It kind of has the set the
same sad face that Et did, like when he arrived.
It's like that same kind of demeanor, like a little

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bit of a downturned pout, like a who. They are
a family of fish, so there are many different species.
They tend to be. They all tend to be very round.
They all have that sucker and they can that sucker
is so strong they can like attach themselves to your

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fingers and you can lift your hand and they'll just
dangle from your fingers. And there is a photo of
that which I've provided you guys, also including the show notes.
And there is a specific species called the Pacific spiny
lump sucker, which is an adorable little yellow fish that
only grows to be about one to three inches, which

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is about the size of a grape or kumquat. And
they live in shore waters, attaching themselves to reefs, help patches,
and even manmade docks. They live about five feet underwater,
so they're not like super super deep sea fish, but
you know they're they're under there, and like all lump suckers,

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they are bad swimmers. They are not very good at swimming.
That's where you live. It's like they're like slaws and
panda bears. You're not supposed to exist. I just I
just imagined them like literally struggling for their lives and
they're like I need something to land on, I need
something to just stick to. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

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And they like when they have to escape, it just
sort of pathetically bobble around trying to get away. They
can swim. It's just sad looking. It's it's bad swimming.
People have a lot of bodies, so it's like a
it's like a muscle thing like on the muscles like
get through that. They don't have a lot of things
like yeah, it seems like their bodies are mostly built

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for attaching to things and not necessarily swimming, so they
kind of like stick onto things and hide themselves within
help or within rocks to defend themselves. And they don't
typically swim that much, so it's like a lot of
energy conservation because you're not fighting the currents or anything.

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You can just kind of attach yourself to a safe
place and stay there. And they do hunt. They eat
small crustaceans and worms, but basically they hunt after stuff
that's pretty easy to get so like slow moving or
even completely stationary invertebrates. And when they do swim, it's
usually to spawn, so the most swimming they'll do in

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their life is to get together and create some little babies.
And the males will do most of the parental care,
so they'll spawn with the female. But the male will
attach itself with its little sucker near the eggs and
will defend them and use their fins to aerate the
water around the eggs to get them fresh oxygen. So
cute little bubble daddies. How progressive are they? The males

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they're I mean, if they're defending their eggs, they're pretty aggressive.
They will they will nip at anything trying to approach.
I mean, they're not you know, they're they're quite small,
so they don't present a serious threat. But they will,
they'll do their they'll do their gosh darndists to be intimidating. Oh,
I was saying, how progressive they are. As progressive they
are exactly parental, parental, leave for men for fishmen for

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a little, for a little. Lump suckers. Yeah, right, lump
suckers get it. They get it. So it's just a funny.
I'm I'll put these in the show notes, but I'm
sharing them with you guys to a few funny videos.
There's one of lump suckers in an aquarium in Japan
called the epsom Chinogaua Aqua Stadium, and they put balloons

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under the water, and the lump suckers attached themselves to
the balloons, just like incredible. A bunch of these guys
on a disco ball and oh my god, give me
a light show and let's party underwater disco ball. They
look so adorable though on this, I mean, I can't,
I can't lie. I mean, even though they're actually like

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probably scouring at us in terms of their facial it's freshions.
They're still so adorable because so yeah, and they definitely
have resting grump face. There's another video of a smaller
lump sucker looking for something to attach to and all
it finds is an another lumpsucker's head, so it just
attaches itself to the other lump sucker. I like the

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one that's upside you guys, there's fins are so small
like they're they're they're like underneath their body and so
they can't do much with them. The ones that are
on their sides are like very tiny, and so when
they move like we could, it's like a little bit
to the left, a little to the right. It looks
like they're giant heads are trying to guide them, but

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they don't know what to do, and they hop they
attached to something. It's just too much, too much energy.
They're like, I can't exert too much energy. I really
need a plushy of these. Yes, I I so sympathize
with the like I feel like a lump sucker right now.
Sometimes it's just like I want to attach myself to
something and just have food float by and just like

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nab it, you know what I mean? Yes, Yes, the
life right now. I mean, I feel like, since we're
just all at home, this is the ideal life for
us being lump suckers. We're having the lump sucker life.
They embody my whole attitude right now. I think, just
the perpetual grump face trying to stick on to something

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else mine, maybe without the ground face, but their general
laid back to me or at pretty much everything. I'm like, yeah,
that's definitely me right now. This is my expression reading
the news every day, just like m M m M.
So our next animal also found under the ocean, where

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its name sounds like an insult. I'm not sure what
it means, but it definitely sounds like one. It is
the tasseled wolf. Wait, the tasseled wobegong ah grandpa face. Yeah,
I mean this fish looks like an angry old man.

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What in the okay? So all these features are from
a Miyazaki film that has yet to be made. He's
taking notes and he's ready. This thing literally it blends
in so good with the sea floor, and it looks
like a face on the sea floor, like it's got
a giant mouth, and like, imagine, what's a Christmas tree
and evergreen it's not like evergreen like nettally like all

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over its base, and then a big like big bird's
best imaginary friend looks his mouth. It does have gonzo
vibes to it, and that it's like kind of furry
and wild. And then it's got these eyes which don't
look like they can see much. It's like so far

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up on its head and then spread apart that it
only getting side vision. It's only peripheros. I am. It's
almost a sure that we have seen this creature in
Howard the Duck, Like it just feels like it belongs there.
This would it surprise you guys to learn this is

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actually a shark A shark A shark, Yes, it does
give me wheel shark vibes now that you say it.
It's a carpet shark that lives in the coral reefs
off the coast of northern Australia and New Guinea. When
it's swimming, it looks kind of like you took a
regular shark and just pancaked it and then added a

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bunch of tassels to it, like a shark rug, you know,
like a bear skin rug if it's like a shark
skin rug, except you added a bunch of tassels along
the edges, but when it's resting, it will often curl
its tail in so it's more spherical and kind of
looks like a bath mat with like an angry face
on it and a huge mouth. And it grows to

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be about four to five feet a little over one
meter in length, and it's not like too dangerous, but
it has been known to bite and attack people. Basically
because it's so well camouflaged, people will just like step
on it or step near it, and then it'll bite
you exactly. Do you think you're walking on a bath

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mat but it's somebody's face. I'm not gonna lie. When
you said it was a carpet shark, I immediately thought
that was like a vacuum. Like it just like a
carpet shark. I'm like, is this the new vacuum that's
about to come out? Oh my god, it does sound
like a vacuum. I bet hang on, I'm gonna google

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carpet It may already be a vacuum vacuum because if not,
you have to patent that immediately. Oh no, it's a
it's a vacuuming. I was like, I mean carpet shark.
I was like, I'm getting vacuum vibes. I mean, the
evergreen is so ever present. Like when Joel said that,
I'm like, yes, it looks so piny, like the sides

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of this animal just looks very piny. Like it's small
like trees, almost like a Douglas fur or nobody. Yes, yes,
so those eyes are terrified now. It does look even
though it looks like a Doofy Miyazaki character or a
muppet or like Beauty and the Beasts living carpet, it

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is a fierce predator and it is an ambush predator,
so all of that fringe is meant to help its
profile blend in with the sea floor, so like an
unsuspecting fish will pass by and then suddenly this like
carpet matt comes to life and eats it on up.
Oh yeah, what a slick predator. It's always the cute

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ones that are the most ferocious. I feel like I
feel like, you know, it's always the unassuming ones that
are the most ferocious. And you know, this guy's like,
oh I'm gonna get you. Just wait, yeah, naughty little carpet,
naughty little rug. It's like if the magic carpet and
the Laddin had like a big face and just ate
the monkey and was a terror behind the a booze back.

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I mean, if I remember were incorrectly, they did fight
like the monkey and the carpet did fight a lot.
So I feel like if it had a mouth, it
would have eaten eaten that monkey right up. I mean
a boom was kind of a terror though, like he
was kind of a jerk, so I get it. The
carpet was like, leave me alone. I've been chilling, you
know in this cave for forever, is what it seems like.

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Let me live. I wish the remake had had the
carpet eat eat the monkey. That is what I'm saying.
That's what that's the only bad part of the remake
is that they give the carpet teeth in a face
and have it eat that gosh dang monkey. Maybe they're
listening now, and we will do the sequel. They will
incorporate a carpet shark, or they will turn the carpet

(22:43):
into a carpet shark. And about a decade when they
do the re remake of all these things, where maybe
they'll do like an animated remake of the live action
remake of the animated version. Then just give the carpet
a face and I'll and I'll give you my my bucks. Disney, Disney,
are you listening, here's the new plan for give us this.

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Here are some honorary mentions of names that sound like insults.
There's the penis snake, which is neither a snake nor
a penis, but a limbless amphibian that looks unfortunately phallic.
The c pig, which is a little pink c cucumber,
which really only looks like a pig if you mean
an inflatable, faceless, tentacled pig. Then there's the bah Humbuggy,

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a small land snail found in the Ba district and Fiji.
Apparently biologists are hopeless dad jokesters and couldn't resist naming
this newly discovered boss snail bah Humbuggy. When we return,
will quit with the insults and brainstorm some names for
your band. Oh and they happen to be the names
of some real animals too, So in this action we're

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going to talk about some incredible names. But this time
I think rather than insults, we sound like metal bands.
So if you are an aspiring musician and you're looking
for a name for your metal band. I've got some
for you here, and the first one is the hellbender salamander. Really, Dad,

(24:25):
that's wow. That was not a good metal impression. Do
they do? Do do? Do? It's metal at the Renfair,
Katie my metal band with my lute, just you know,
grinding on that lute. So. The hellbender salamander is a
giant salamander found in eastern and central United States. It

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is the largest salamander in North America, living in freshwater
streams and rivers, and it reaches up to about five pounds,
which is about two point three kill grounds, and up
to two and a half feet which is about seventy
centimeters in length. So it's the size of I don't know,

(25:09):
a ferret, a small ferret. Yeah, it's not terribly large,
but it's big for a salavador. Yeah, it's not like
the giant Chinese salamander big, where it's basically the size
of a toddler. But this, yeah, it's it's pretty big.
And the name hellbender seems to be from early settlers

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who found the salamanders grayish brown skin which has these
skin flaps on the side that sort of undulate, and
it's got the slimy body that it just undulates in
this really weird psychedelic way. And so they thought that
this looked like the horrible tortures of the infernal regions,

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and that it is hell bent on returning to Hell,
which is a very like, very settler thing to be. Like,
this is a new thing for me. I bet it's
a demon from Hell. I mean, honestly, it looks so
kind that like being a demon from Hell is the
exact opposite of what I think. I mean, honestly, though,
it does just kind of look like a pile of mud. Yeah,

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these are chill. They're chill like these settlers had, you know,
they had issues, and they are harmless to humans. It
is a carnivore. They eat small fish and crayfish, but
so do we exactly. And they breathe underwater through gas

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exchange on those skin folds, so that that undulating skin,
the kind of loose skin on its side, that's so
it can breathe, So layoff, come on. Lungs, Yeah, it's so,
it's like it actually has lungs and gill slits. But
it also basically sort of like other amphibians like frogs.
It can breathe through its skin, so it does gas

(26:58):
exchange through its skin underwater. And actually, speaking of the
whole issue of giltlets and lungs, so in its early
stage and its larvel stage, it actually has um these
sort of like external gill feathery gills um like an axelattle,
and axlattles are just a species of permanently immature salamanders.

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So have you guys seen an ax a lottle before? No, Okay,
I got to spell it because that is ax my
tom phonics education really holding me back. It's not an
ax a little, it's an ax alttle. Oh my god. Yes,
I've seen this thing before. It definitely looks like a
pokemon if you're at home trying to research it's a

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x O l O T L s H. It's got
pink spiny things on its head and blue eyes and
like the legs, and I kind of wish it were
like five feet I could like love it and hug
on it. Oh my god. People do actually keep these
as pets because they're so cute. You can't really, I
don't think it's a really good idea to handle it

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like a lot of amphibians, and you know their skin
is sensitive, but yeah, they do. They are very very
cool looking, very cute. I think they have rather sort
of the opposite of the lump sucker. They have a
perpetual little smile. I know, I'm saying they're are like
a lot of animated films, But what is the animated
film that looks almost exactly like this? I mean, the

(28:27):
creature is like a lot larger. How to train your dragon?
Oh yeah, I feel like it is. Maybe I feel
like they may have created that dragon based off this,
because the same type of like ear structures and face
shape and yeah, okay, basically acts altels look a lot
like the immature stage of other salamander species, And normally

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salamanders go through this larval stage where they look like
ax lattels, and it's the same as like frogs. So
frogs go through a larval stage where they're little tadpoles.
Looks like it's got feathers coming out of the side
of its head. Those are actually external gills that collect
oxygen from the water. And they do have little feet,
little arms, and little legs and little tails that are

(29:11):
kind of like um, look like a little there. They're
hind tail, looks a little bit like a fin, and
they're completely aquatic. And while normally salamanders like the hellbender
salamander will actually grow to a mature stage where they
lose those external gills and they actually have lungs, but
they also have they can do gas exchange on their skin.

(29:33):
Axlttles just permanently stay in this larval juvenile stage. Um
their whole lives and um uh. If you actually inject
an ax alttle with I think it's iodine, it will
turn into an adult morph of it, which it's its
species will not. Yeah, it's species will not do that
without human intervention, which is incredibly amazing. It's yeah, humans

(29:56):
don't screw this up for the ax alattles because honestly,
to be enjoy your childhood and your youths forever, it
is a trap. So stay young while you can. Don't
let the humans turn you into an adult. They're sort
of like vampires of of the salamander world a little bit.

(30:17):
They do sometimes eat each other too. I forgot to
mention that horrifying. Listen, they went from so cute just
so horrifying, and just seconds imagine watching one of these
like munch on another one of these, I mean, and
they have like cannibal morphs where it's like bigger ones
that tend to eat their siblings more. But look, that
happens in a lot of animals. I don't want to

(30:38):
judge these just because they engage in some light cannibalism.
That's pretty common, so common amongst a lot of species exactly.
But I will say, you know, just keep your youth
no matter what. They're here at Creature Future Pod, we
are anti cannibalism. They just want you to know. I
don't know what's happening today. Yourself, Joel, speak for yourself.

(31:03):
Protein is protein. Kidding, you're scaring me. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. Our next animal, the screaming Harry armadillo
near near Lunar. I just love these like random riffs
that you're doing. Yeah, yeah, the screaming Harry armadillo. Which God, please, somebody,

(31:29):
if you have a band that you have not named yet,
please name it this. I would love that this is
named a screaming Harry armadillo because it is an armadillo
who screams and is Harry. You gotta love an accurate name.
You just I love it. So this armadillo is found
in South America. It looks a lot like a regular armadillo,

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but it's got a lot of hair grown out of
its plate armor, a bunch of these long white hairs,
and indeed screams so when it is handled, it squeals.
So here it is doing one of its famous screams.

(32:16):
So like it sounds kind of like a crying man
drake sound, I think, yes, And it's harry with like
a lot of like thready things like a man drake.
This is the inspiration. Yes, oh my gosh, look at
these nails though in this kind of I mean truly, like,
can we get some nail clippers for this? It needs

(32:40):
those because it loves to burrow, so it is, it
is a burrowing animal. Those long hairs probably protect it
from sand and other substrate because it actually lives in
a variety of areas in South America, from dry forests
to grasslands to hot deserts. So it basically needs to
protect its botty and to be able to burrow. Throw
in these different kinds of substrates, and those long claws

(33:04):
will help it dig into the sand or into the
dirt um and one of the things they love to
do is actually dig under rotting carryon so dead bodies
and wait around. And it's like, why are they doing this?
Are they just creepy and gothic. It's actually because they
are insectivores, and they will wait for the insects that
come to eat rotting carrion and then just like burst

(33:28):
up from the crown and eat these insects. And it's
that's definitely after this because then you can reenact on
stage like just a nerde dead bodies and beast on
the bugs underneath, and that is the start of your show.
This is very death metal black metal is I think,

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except it's really interesting that this armadillo's underbelly kind of
reminds me of that at the same like underbelly of
the turkey, the way it's fashioned. It just has the
longer hairs around it. But yeah, yeah, it's I think
they're adorable. They're like really hairy, and they're kind of pudgy,
and they've got that classic little triangle armadilla face and

(34:10):
little ears and then when you pick it up, it'll
it'll just like you, oh, you know what. It actually
sounds almost exactly like porges from Star Wars. Yes, you
know the pork alarm cry? Yes, so I guess they
stole it from Star Wars. Huh, do we know what

(34:30):
the dream is? Like? An alarm thing? Is it warning others?
It's actually not necessarily warning other armadillos because they aren't
very social. Most likely it is to startle the predator.
Or it's kind of like this car alarm system with
a lot of preyed upon animals where they do an
alarm call that will threaten the predator to get more

(34:52):
predators to come. So they're like saying, I'm gonna put
up a fuss, and then other predators that are maybe
bigger than you is going to come over to see
what's going on. So it scares them off because they
a lot of predators are themselves prey to larger predators,
so they can be easily spooked by an alarm call
like that. And here I just thought that this armadillo

(35:12):
was mostly a scorpio and wanted to be left alone
and was doing the high pitched screens so that it
would be dropped and could continue on its way independently. Yeah, yeah,
it's a it's definitely a narc i would say, although,
although I feel like if you're about to get eaten,
I think that's the one time you get to be

(35:34):
an arc. So our next animal with a very metal
band sounding name is the scenarious mourner. So this is
a bird that lives in South America in tropical and

(35:56):
subtropical forests, and it's na ame sounds very metal, but
it's just kind of like a standard bird name, I guess.
So it the scenarious part, even though it sounds amazing,
it just means an ashy grayish color um sort of
an ashy gray brown, which is usually used to describe
bird plumage, So scenarious like kind of grayish brown bird plumage.

(36:21):
And then it's called mourner, probably for its sad sounding calls,
sort of like a mourning dove. It kind of does
a which I guess is uh, it's sad sounding, But
the really interesting part of this bird's life happens when
it's just a baby, so nestling. Scenarious mourners are not

(36:44):
a sort of ashy gray. They're actually bright orange with
long feathers covered in these white tips. And the reason
they look this way is they're actually meant to mimic
the look of this toxic hairy caterpillar of the flannel.
So this is the only known instance of a bird

(37:04):
mimicking and invertebrate to protect itself. So this bird is
so intriguing to me, like masking as a caterpillar. Yeah,
I think this is the only known instance of like
a bird mimicking and invertebrate and something that's you know,
a lot smaller than them. I mean, it's not necessarily
smaller than the nestlings though, because like these caterpillars are

(37:28):
quite big, a lot of their bulk is taken up
by their hair. So I just posted the picture. There's
this like it's this sort of yellowish orange caterpillar that
looks people say looks like Trump's hair. I actually think
it looks. It's a lot fuller, a lot more heresuit.
But the hairy caterpillar that this bird nestling imitates is

(37:50):
orange with sort of black hairs and white tips. It
looks very, very similar. And to step it up a notch,
the nestling will also mimic its movement by slowly moving
its head back and forth like it's caterpillar kind of
moving along. So there's actually a video of that. I'm
putting it in the show notes, but you guys can

(38:11):
take a look at that. Oh my gosh, the way
that it turns its head. Yeah, that's so strange. It
is of how in the second part of the video,
it's just the birdie getting food from its mom, and
so it's like goes from this very like slow moving
like I'm a caterpillar. I'm a caterpillar, and then it

(38:31):
like pokes its little head up and you see it's
a little bird face and he's like, oh food, and
it just turns back into a bird. When they're head
they're down. Can it see at all? I mean, I
can see the ground, but it's not really interested in
looking at the predator. Its main thing is it sees
a predator. It feels in danger somehow, and then it
just puts its head down and starts moving like a

(38:51):
caterpillar because it's a nestling, so it really doesn't have
means of escape. It can't run away, it can't fly away,
so looking like a toxic caterpillar is probably it's best bet.
And these caterpillars are not only toxic to eat, but
also they have venomous spines in all of that hair

(39:12):
that will sting you if you touch them, So like
if you see I would say, in general, a hairy caterpillar,
even though they look soft and like you could pet it,
they you don't want to do that because a lot
of them have irritating or even venomous spines. So yeah,
leave leave those fuzzy caterpillars alone. There are some species

(39:34):
of caterpillars that aren't too dangerous that you can pick up,
but I would air on the side of not touching
a fuzzy caterpillar unless you know what it is, but
definitely not these ones that are these orange, huge caterpillars
in South America, like for for reference, It's like, I
feel like one of these caterpillars could sort of like
take up the space of your hands, so you could

(39:55):
like hold it in your hand, but you shouldn't because
it'll sting you. It's sleep screaming. Look at these bright colors.
I'll kill you, Yes, kill you if you touch me,
making itself super appealing, like you don't I look attractive
with these great bright colors, And then it takes a
turn for the worst. Well, it's actually a case of

(40:15):
APIs semitism. Where to us humans. It may look very beautiful,
but these bright, exaggerated colors are sort of warning these
other animals, sort of like what tide pods are trying
to do with humans, where it's like this is hard,
like you don't want to eat it. It's right, bright orange,
bright orange, and fluffy. That's no good. It's kind of
the the I like to call it the gritty defense,

(40:38):
you know, the mascot gritty. It's like yes from the team, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
some something like that. I don't know hot bands, hockey,
I apologize hockey, but yeah, it's gritty and gritty. Of course,
as we know, if you try to tell they're gonna
kill us Philadelphia, please, I do love my bad. I

(41:00):
do love gritty. But if you do touch Gritty, he
does sting you with his venom, and he will also
consume you and eat you. Gritty's mouth is a good
example of the fish you're talking. Oh yes, shark, yeah, carfect,
the tasseled Woebegong. Yes, yes. I feel like if you crossbread,

(41:24):
the tasseled Woebegong and the scenarios Mourner, you would get
Gritty absolutely figured out. We've done it. We've figured out
how scientists genetically engineered the gritty. You're welcome, Philadelphia. I know,
I'm like, I need to look at gritty and see
what gritty looks like. We always need to look at gritty.

(41:46):
You can't not look at okay, yeah, also real Jim
Hinson esque, Yes, got it with a menacing aura. I
would say, like a muppet with a very menacing aura
and mean definitely carpet shark for sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Just you know, flags Welcome back to our podcast, Gritty

(42:08):
Talk the Nitty. Oh eight. Damn it, I should have
said the nitty gritty. Here are some honorary mentions of
totally metal sounding animals. There's the ghost bat, a bat
who is well surprisingly corporeal. Then there's the goblin shark,
a shark who honestly looks too goofy to be scary,

(42:29):
with a long snout and wonky teeth. And finally, the
black ghost knife fish, which is a long eel like
fish that floats like a ghost and can actually produce
electric signals, which it uses to search for food and
to signal to mates. When we return, hold onto your
Cabusians were about to get Susian. Okay, so now I

(43:00):
want to talk about silly animal names that to me
sound like something that Dr Seuss came up with. I love.
I love the Doctor SEUs books when I was a kid.
I think any person who has an interest in evolutionary biology,
all of the creatures that Dr SEUs comes up with
and all the fake like biology facts about them, it

(43:22):
is so amazing and so fun. Like I remember there
was oh and I guess I don't remember the rhyme,
but it was this this animal that would like nip
its tail, but its tail was so long that it
took a long time for the nerves to reach the brain,
and then it would like nip it at night, and
then it would finally feel the nip in the morning
and it would wake up. Just incredible Dr Seuss logic.

(43:43):
Of course, neurons and nerves act very quickly, so this
would not be the case, but still I love that idea.
So our first Dr susie an animal is the fried
egg jellyfish. I bet you guys will never guess what
this is. Look like a fight eggs Yes, it's a

(44:04):
jellyfish that wait for it, it looks like a Friday egg.
Um Frida egg is not cute, but it is gorgeous
and I can't understand why. But something about like the
yellow sheen of the yolk and then like the whites
of it. Frida egg just looks pretty and it does.
Fish is no exception, is also pretty. Yeah, it's stunning.

(44:28):
Like the translucent part is really really gorgeous. Obviously, you know,
the translucent part at the top where the yellow kind
of center is looks great. But then of course you
have the translucent kind of tentacles that are happening at
the end. Um, it is really adorable. I mean yeah,
I actually share that that feeling of like eggs are

(44:50):
pretty to look at, like Friday eggs and raw eggs.
I'm not so sure about like hard boiled eggs unless
you do it like I used to not like hard
boiled eggs until I found out could do it. There's
a way to do it so that the yolk is
like not super hard. Um, so it's still kind of
like orange and gelatinous. And that I think, yes, yes,

(45:12):
that sort of that like the I think I feel
like the once the yolk turns yellow, no no thank you,
no thanks, not into it, but like the orange joke,
it's really good. Yes, I'm I'm I'm a huge snob
about it's just your preference. But I guess back to
jellyfish and not just me ranting about my egg preferences.

(45:36):
I mean it's relevant because this definitely just looks like
a Friday egg. It does, yeah, and like it has
a yellow colored center, the rest of its gelatinous body
is off white. And because it's a jellyfish and it
has this radial symmetry, it looks like a perfect Friday egg.
And there's a few like different species of jellyfish that

(45:57):
kind of look like fried eggs. Um, here's another one,
a photo of it on the beach, and it looks
indistinguishable from like someone just like dropped an egg, like
a raw egg on the beach. Like that's what I
would think walking vibe like this is a raw egg.
And then you know, if you poke it, probably it
also looks dramatically different outside of water. Yeah, I mean

(46:20):
part of that is probably because it's yeah, it's translucent
to the sand is Yeah, it's taking on the sands
actual components. But a lot of it too is just
they're so fascinating. I wonder though, like what are there, like,
what's the purpose of this jellyfish, you know, this fried
egg jellyfish. I mean, I can't. I couldn't really find

(46:43):
like a reason for why it's yellow on the inside.
The closest I could find is just their coloration seems
to depend on their diet um. So I would assume
the food that it's eating is giving it this pigment.
And to understand sort of like why jellyfish looks this way,
we could learn a little bit about jellyfish anatomy because

(47:06):
it is very weird. So this is this is just
sort of a basic rundown of most jellyfish in their anatomy. Uh,
jellyfish may not seem like an animal, but they are.
They do not have a centralized nervous system or a
respiratory system. They breathe through gas exchange all over their body,
but they do have some organs I think that are surprising.

(47:29):
So first of all, the main part of the jellyfish,
the part that kind of looks like a mushroom cap,
is called the bell or hood, which is sort of
a that that membrane is sort of like dome shape.
They actually do have eye spots, so they I think
this is something that you know, a lot of people
may not know about jellyfish. They have eyes. A lot

(47:51):
of jellyfish have these very rudimentary eye spots that can
just tell light from dark. But some jellyfish, like the
box jellyfish, have any four eyes arranged radially around the jellyfish,
so they have three hundred sixty degree vision and they
can see some color and they wink at you. Though
they can wink wink win quin quick quick wink at you.

(48:15):
I don't believe they have eyelids. They do not have isolids.
They also probably their site is pretty rough. I would
imagine it's just seeing sort of rough light and dark
and sort of blobby color shapes. Someone make a twenty
four lens glasses so that they can see better. Under
the law is yes, twenty four eyes. Though they'll be

(48:37):
called by others, Oh no, not horribully jellyfish. And along
the rim of the bell often jellyfish have tentacles that
can sting and stun their prey. They also like inside
so that outer rim of these sort of thinner tentacles

(48:58):
on the inside, these more bull key looking things are
called oral arms. And these are these arms that can
pull food into their mouths and they also have stinging
cells often on these these parts, and in the center
of the jellyfish is a mouth and a stomach pouch.
And again these these are completely radially symmetrical, so they

(49:23):
have radial gonads and so you know, like on the
top of jellyfish often, especially like moon jellies and other
sort of translucent jellyfish, you see the sort of like
almost floral design. It looks like a little flour on
the top of the jellyfish. That is actually it's go
nuts because they are radially um symmetrical um and jellyfish

(49:45):
can do sexual and asexual reproduction. So adult jellyfish, which
are called medusa, can release sperm and eggs into the
water for sexual reproduction, and baby jellyfish, which are called polyps,
can actually re produce a sexually through butting, which is cloning,
so basically like like growing a smaller another polyp off

(50:06):
of them. So really really interesting creatures, these jellyfish. So
with this fried egg jellyfish, it seems like it's bell
part is sort of this off white translucent color and
the inside so it's like it's um stomach and its
mouth parts and it's gonads and all that stuff on
the inside is this yellowish color, and my guests would

(50:29):
be it's because of its diet, having some it's getting
some sort of yellow coloration from its diet. So it's
really interesting and delicious looking. Kind of want to fry
one up. I know it wouldn't be good. I understand.
I understand it wouldn't be good. It wouldn't taste good,
it would probably hurt me. Um, I I still want it.

(50:53):
They're out. Yeah. Yeah, it's like things that that look
edible that are not going to be edible, but they
just you know what I mean. It's like, ah, it's
like tide pods to the pods, always the tide which
are literally the products we have right now. Yeah, or

(51:17):
like fabuloso. It's so delicious, looks like I could just
drink it up. Why do they make they make cleansing
products look so refreshingly good. It's like it's febinosa, actually
fresco with a twist. You know, you'll never know. So
another gorgeous creature. I'm really just now realizing a lot

(51:39):
of these are marine animals, and I guess we just
some of the best names we reserve for marine animals.
But this is the red lipped batfish, which again sounds
very Dr. Sussian. Seems like there'd be some kind of
like doctor rhyme that's like the red lap batfish? Is
that fish which lips is red? I'm not good. The

(52:04):
rhymes that Dr SEUs came up with were like, I
just I can't try to rhyme anything with us, but
I can say that it is not cute to me.
It kind of has the face of a squirrel with like,
you know, these very bright red lips, the lips are studying,
and then this kind of bat like body, but an

(52:27):
aquatic gat like it just it reminds me of a
squirrel bat, an aquatic squirrel bat with perfect lipstick. I
feel like they took the fancy red that's supposed to
match everybody and we're like, yes, this is my color.
I've discovered it. The white mustache is very relatable usally
you mustache, but it's not going anywhere unless you wax it. Uh.

(52:49):
And I'm confused by Okay, listen, scientists, a bat fish.
It's got no wings. Uh, it is not black in color.
It does not have like bad ears. Where why a
bad fish? I don't know. It's bone structured, is kind
of similar to a bat, like, even though it doesn't
have the wings. If you're looking at the bone like,

(53:10):
look at the legs and the things. Those are very
bad like to me, I think if you look at
it like aerially, maybe it looks a little more. I
actually agree. I don't think it looks too much like
a bat. To me, it looks more like a weird
kite with legs. Oh my goodness, I'll show you a
diagram of what its top sort of looks like. I

(53:32):
actually love this diagram because the red lips are lovingly rendered.
It actually looks a little bit like a manta ray,
but with legs when you look at it aerially. But
when you look at its front, it's just sort of
this weird triangle shape with angry little eyes in the
middle and uh kind of big nose and then just

(53:54):
the most kissable maybe line list just this amazing pout,
a powdered limping. What's under these lips I mean are perfect?
I mean, yeah, you probably don't want to go too
far underneath joel Um, you might find focus on the legs.
Just focus right here in this bold lip. It's a
bold lip, but I do like it. I'm still getting

(54:16):
those that, like the legs still remind me of a bat.
I mean, like I still feel like that in terms
of but that's the only thing. I mean that base
is one present squirrel like look at the nose, look
at the eye placement, like a squirrel that did A
did A got your lipstick for a gift card. But
those limbs, those limbs are actually modified fins that have

(54:41):
become these limb like appendages. And it's actually lost most
of its ability to swim in favor of walking along
the ocean floor. So it just kind of like skitters
across the ocean floor looking for small fish. And it
has this modif fied fin on its forehead called an elysium,

(55:04):
which is similar to an anglerfish that is used as
a lure for small fish. And it also has a
bioluminescent bulb on it. And it grows to be it's
not actually that big. It grows to be um, although
I guess it's surprisingly large when I think about how
goofy it looks. But it grows to be a little
over a foot in length, so forty centimeters um. And

(55:26):
it's those huge pouty lips, which I think are just
I'm honestly, jealous are used to attract mates during spawning,
So yeah, they the sexy red lips are in fact
meant to look sexy. That's right there, what they where's
my partner? Essentially there to lure lure their partners on open.

(55:51):
I don't know if this color would work on me.
Maybe I think it would look lovely. You're very sweet.
I'm wondering, though, like has you know, I feel like
maybe it's got it's got too much of an orangy undertone,
and like I need more of a Barry undertone. But honestly,
it could just be the lighting. It could just be

(56:11):
the lighting. That's true. Well, if I could borrow borrow
their lipstick, did you ever do that? Like? As kids
are so gross though, just like sharing makeup with your friends.
Now I think about it, I'm so disgusted, but you know,
you just try it. You got try on trial on
those colors. Spread your germs and get some mono the

(56:34):
old fashioned way. Kids today are too coddled, what with
germ theory and everything, and now kids I'm trying to
think what the kids are like kindergarten for a second
grade who are like not sharing must be the most
drilled into them. Thing ever, like like share and make

(56:54):
sure like somebody asked, you know, just let him take
it for a little bit. Be friendly. And now I
feel like, like you don't even share a pencil, No, don't,
because I don't know if it's been in their mouth
or what. Bring your own door knobs, Bring your own
door knobs. Children in plastics, yeah, just in bubble wraps
to protect them from every direction, and so they won't

(57:15):
touch anything, they won't share anything. They won't you know,
they'll bounce if anyone hits them with anything because of
bubble Boy. Bubble Boy for real, in real life, we're
headed that way. We are in a world well in
other news, there is a there is an animal called
the proboscus monkey, and this is one of my favorite

(57:36):
monkeys in the world. They are amazing, lovely. They sound
like a Doctor Who's character, and they look like a
Doctor Seu's character, and I think they're absolutely gorgeous. Proboscus
monkeys have a big nose, and it's actually seems a
little bit rude to be like, oh, you you have
a big nose, Well, we're going to call you proboscis monkey.

(57:58):
It's like, okay, thanks. I guess, I mean, you know,
it's nice of you. I suppose just set rude rude scientists.
So these are found in mangrove forests in Borneo, and
they actually live in the similar areas to where orangatans live,
and they co exist relatively without incident. So males grow

(58:21):
to be about two and a half feet long, not
including the tail, which is about seventy five and up
to fifty pounds, which is about so a little smaller
than like a laboratory retriever. And females are about half
their weight and a little shorter. And males are the
only ones that have those huge proboscis is. So those

(58:44):
big noses that look like a cartoon character. They look
like it looks like a cartoon knows that you drew
on them like as a child, like you know, the
the old like World War two drawing. What's it called?
Like Kilroy was here, do you guys know what I'm
talking about? There was like but it does look like
a caricature, like an exaggerated character. It looks like ziggy cartoons.

(59:07):
Oh that thing A lot of guys got a tattoo
of in the nineties. Oh, I mean, yeah, I don't
know what that is. I feel like there's a lot
of a lot of cartoons that have that, just like
this knows profile, but yeah, like like Ziggy. Remember Ziggy
for those of you guys if you don't know. He's
like flesh colored but he like has no torso it's

(59:29):
just like his legs in a giant head and then
he wears a big shirt and no pants and no pants. Right, Yeah,
I mostly know Ziggy from the Seinfeld episode where Elaine
accidentally played giarizes a Ziggy cartoon, which I thought was great.
But yeah, Ziggy cartoons were basically like Ziggy sadly looking
at something and being like, well, my life isn't great,

(59:53):
Ziggy off, that's really sad. I don't know anything about
this character. I don't either, but I do think so.
I looked at like the photos that the National Geographic
took of these monkeys, and they're like the most stunning portraits.
I'm like, wow, I think they're beautiful, Like I understand, like, oh,

(01:00:16):
it's it's funny they have they have these cartoonish noses,
but I think they are actually stunning animals because they
have this orange fur on their backs and tops of
their heads, lighter fur on their bellies, and they have
these kind of like round pop bellies. They have grayish
limbs and a long gray tail, sort of long face,

(01:00:36):
and their faces are wreathed in this really neatly koifed fur,
and they also have this like band of fur around
their neck and shoulders. It's very neat. It looks like
they like they have a haircut like a like a
groomed dog or something where it looks very like Regal,
almost like it looks like very like European Regal. Their
fur looks incredibly soft, and they just look so well taken. Kira,

(01:01:01):
I don't know, I don't know another way to say it,
but they just looking together. Self care is important, um
right on the head when you were like Regal, Yes,
I feel like Star Wars Wishes, Star Wars and Alien
look exactly exactly. And females, even though they don't have

(01:01:22):
the characteristic big nose, they do have a quite interesting
little sort of upturned I think it's very cute little
upturned nose. And they are a bit smaller than the males,
but they also have this very wise looking face like
they contain multitudes, and they are also very very beautiful there.
For this auburn color at the top is really really beautiful.

(01:01:44):
I wish I had that, you know, like I have
sort of reddish hair. I wish you know, I want
what she has. So I'll take the number whatever that is. Yeah,
And males have a lot to offer for females. Not
so they're big noses are very attractive to the females
because they allow males to produce very loud mating calls.

(01:02:08):
So they are these resonant chambers. They can produce these
loud mating calls. They also have you know, I'm gonna
get get a little bit crude, but this is you know,
this is just truth. This is just like they have
bright red penises and a black scrotum, which is very
attractive to the females. You know. Look, they're like they're

(01:02:30):
jasmine up and they're actually relatively mellow monkeys. So they
will live in groups that typically have a dominant male
and a bunch of females and that sometimes like comes
across as like oh, well, you know, this is unfair
to the females. But basically, like the dominant male kind
of switches out sometimes and like membership and these groups

(01:02:51):
sort of like switches, and the females kind of have
a hierarchy um and often sort of determine dynamics about
the group. H And also these groups are not very violent,
so they're not a lot of infighting, although there's some
sort of like dominance competition amongst females and they're but
they're also not violent towards other groups, and they coexist

(01:03:14):
with other groups, like sometimes they'll share sleeping areas and
water holes and just kind of like they're very chill
and mellow. There's not that much aggressive competition. There's like,
of course a little bit some conflict, but it's just
they're really pretty mellow, which is really cool. There are
a lot of monkeys and primates that are a little

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more on edge, like baboon troops are quite can be
quite aggressive. Chimpanzees can be quite aggressive. But uh, yeah,
these guys are chill, they're mellow. They just eat fruits
and leaves. They are fantastic swimmers. They love to leap
into water and belly flop and they have these web

(01:03:56):
toes that help them swim. They're just kind of like
surfer dude monkeys, you know what I mean. Very chill,
very community oriented, exactly. Yeah, I love these I love
these monkeys are They're one of my favorites. They're just
so I love. I love the whole vibe. You know,
it's just it's a cool vibe. It's a chill vibe.

(01:04:16):
I think they might be my favorite one that we've
discussed today, for sure, clearly the superior funny named animals. Ah.
I do love the lump sucker a lot. Yes, Oh,
I know, yes, I forgot about. Maybe it's the tie
I die. Okay, here's the pitch. It's the monkey and
the fish and their best friends. But they can only

(01:04:39):
kind of like hang out at the water, and the
monkey likes to help a fish like find good like
places to sit. But then someone messes up the monkeys
do and I don't know, only all the suckers have
to help him get it together, and they do it
by all sitting there, and then they use their bodies
to help basically home his hair back into the They

(01:05:03):
use their suckers and do a perm Oh my god,
is so good. This is so good. I need it.
Let's do it? What an idea? Oh my goodness? Yes, yeah,
And I feel like any of these, any of these
animals could just be the star of the show. May
it might struggle a little bit with the pig boat worm.

(01:05:25):
Gonna be honest, might struggle a little bit. Three year
olds are gonna love saying pig but worm. That's true.
It'll be a big hit with the three year old
and prop boulders. It's part jokes. I was like and
probably the teenagers to Adam Sandlers stars in pig butt All.
I guess Adam Sandler has gone serious now, hasn't he?

(01:05:48):
I mean kind of. I feel like at his at
his core, he's still Rob Schneider turned into a pig
butt worm. That's a movie. That's definitely a move. We
can make anything happen. We can. I think we can. Well,
that is all of these silly named animals that I

(01:06:09):
want to share with you today. Thank you so much
for joining me, Kay, I especially appreciate that you are
coming on the show today. And do you have anything
to share with our audience, any projects, anything of plug
and where could people find you? Yeah? Well, thank you
again for having me. This was great. I learned so

(01:06:32):
much about these fascinatingly wonderful creatures with these insane names.
Um and Yeah, you can find me on all social
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and I do have a few articles of pieces coming

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out today. I had an article from out with Michael
Hey Williams about his role in HBO's Luck Trap dree
um and I have a couple of pieces coming out
next week from my interviews with the cast of The Boys,
with premieres next Friday, season two of that show as well.
So yeah, where can they find those? Yes, I'm so sorry,

(01:07:16):
thank you picture. I'll keep me on track. Um, Yes,
so you can find my pieces um at comics beak
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know I'm checking those out. I love Lovecraft Country. It's amazing.
And Joel, where can people find you? You guys know what?
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