November 1, 2021 • 47 mins
Book episode, in which Robert and Garrison find out what Dr. Billye Dymally thinks Halloween is.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, I'm Robert Evans. They have said that already. I
don't know, like I said, too many motherfucking podcasts. But
this is the last few week episode, um and and
with me actually in the office right now. Maskless is
a protest against the mask man. Garrison David's it's fine,
(00:28):
it's fine, Garrison. I understand that that you don't believe
in health mandates. We have to respect each other's differences. No,
I have magic to protect myself. That's right, That's that's fine.
You use chaos magic to protect yourself from COVID? Garrison,
what do you got for me? We're doing We're doing
the first it could happen here Daily Book episode excellent, um,
(00:50):
sexy and so ironic. We were looking for for spooky
content for spooky Week and around Halloween, and I wanted
to find a book written by an unhinged like Christian
writer about what they think Halloween is. And I found
I found one with very very little browsing. It took
it was very quick. It took me like five minutes.
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It used to be you were too wrong. Well no,
because you did grow up in the cold, but you
were tooting to remember this being a super mainstream. I
mean I wasn't like we had no Halloween. I was
a kid. We couldn't get treating. We had like we
had like we had like a we had like a
harvest party. The church put off, but like we had
we had. I couldn't. I didn't. The first time I
went trick or treating was when I was like twelve
and I moved to Portland. No, as I was like thirteen,
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was the first time I went trick or treating. Yeah,
it's um. I mean it used to be like it
used to be something that got more mainstream play, the
like anti Halloween thing. Um kind of tied in with
a satanic panic. I remember the early nineties. That's what
this book is going to be about. Angry about it,
but man, it just is like it's it's it almost
feels like homey and comforting. I think that this book
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has been oddly comforting because it just revids me people
with childhood. Was like, that's just all the same stuff. Yeah,
I want you. I want you to read the title
and the author of this amazing book. Okay, so this
is wow. The cover is honestly just looks like a
normal jack. It looks like a regular a bat into
a jackal lanard. But it's got like spooky white smoke
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coming out of it. The title is Helloween Satan's New Year,
by doctor Billy Dimily. It's not a real name. Is
not a real name, Billy Billy like it's I swear
to God listeners, b I L l y E. That
is not a name. And the name it is certainly
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not Billy, that's Billy. But the last name was just
as bad. Dimily. Yeah d y m A l l
y dim ally ally nonsense nonsense. So we have Whenever
you find a Christian book written by someone with doctor
and from their first name, you know, you know it's
gonna be good. You gotta figure out what kind of doctor.
Guess what? Guess what kind of doctors? First of all
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for the company, maybe so Billy dim Ley, the author,
earned earned a theological Doctorate of Ministry in the mid
eighties at the Honolulu extension of the of the Western
Conservative Baptist Theological Seminary headquartered in Portland, Oregon. So that's fine.
The Honolulu one headquarters. The branch was in Holloelululu, but
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the headquarters was apparently in Portland, Oregon. In the eighties,
and that makes sense much if it's still here. But
you know, sister cities Portland and Honolulu, she wrote at
least fifteen original manuscripts her word manuscript UM on a
wide range of biblical doctrines. And I believe so, I mean,
has she her pronounces I can't continue, I'm gonna look
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this up. So yeah, Billy. So then the book that
we're looking at is is one one of her fifteen
manuscripts UM self published by Infinity Publishing. Um. Yeah, this
was in the publish in two thousands six. That gives
that's a lady. And if that's her actual picture on
the front, she just kind of looks like a looks
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like a white lady, like a white lady. So yeah.
So one of my favorite parts of the book so
far is right when you open up to the title page,
it says, you know, Halloween satans know you're the titled
the book, And then as a as a brief description
of what the book is, it says, a systematic compilation
and narrative of paraphrased Bible scriptures. Oh whoa, No, that
is not her on the cover because she is not
a white lady, is she not? So that's her. Oh
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she she's like a black conservative bath Yeah, just like
she looks like kind of like a judge. She does
look a lot like a strong judge judge energy. Yeah, well,
I I do. I do love the systematic compilation narrative
of paraphrased Bible scriptures, not actual Bibles. Not actual Bible scriptures, Garrison.
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Uh huh. You want to guess what she has as
her as her place of employment on Facebook? Well, let
me think. I don't know. I'm going to read it
verbatim works at in and this is all caps now
the Service of God. Alright, she works at in the
Service does who doesn't work at in the Service of God?
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Am I right fucking incredible? Based on this book, I'm
guessing she got real real into Q and on. But
that's just based on what I read. I think she
may have died. Oh really well, her last post is
in February. Oh, I wonder what happening around in February.
Maybe she's just not super into Facebook, but just posting
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quite a lot. I think she's not. She's actually not
super He's a decent chance COVID got her. Yeah, maybe
she just doesn't use a lot of social media. That's fine, Okay,
continue please, So yeah, I do like that she describes
the book as paraphrase Bible scripture is not actual paraphrase,
and and Bible paraphrase Bible scriptures on the doctrines of
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good and evil, including an expose a on the practice
of witchcraft, magic, occultism, Dvina, and Satan worship. So that
that is how she describes the book. Now, the book
is like almost the book is two pages long, and
it is mostly the same sentence rewritten in like twelve ways. Um,
it's all saying about how good Jesus is and how
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evil Satan is, and how people using magic our servants
of Satan. Basically it's just that for for two hundred pages.
And she includes like a lot of a lot of
like again paraphrase Bible scriptures about you know, basically like
really classic evangelical kind of conservative Baptist Christianity ty type stuff. Um,
so that's almost of the book is there's there's not
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much Halloween content in this Halloween book. That doesn't surprise.
That's often the case with these weird likes. It's just
it's they've got some bizarre theological gripe that's only potentially
related to the culture ward stuff on, like like they
have like stuff on like Zionism and the Holy Spirit.
I bet she's got great takes on sacred books, baptism, like,
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it's a whole bunch of a whole bunch of just
like regular kind of conservative Christian stuff. It's dept. There
is one chapter that is pure gold. It is called
the Witch of endor and it is this is this
is the expo zay on witchcraft and Halloween. I'm very excited.
It's it is, it is the best part of the book.
And I'm hand it's it's like at least like thirty pages.
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I'm not gonna we can't read the whole thing because honestly,
again it is mostly the same kind of sentences. But
I have highlighted a few a few key passages from
the Witches of endor Um to to distill out to us.
So first the first thing, that first thing for when
when a billy billy billy, So in the section called
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what is a witch? Uh, he says, which is a sorcerer,
which is a Satanist, which is worship ancient false gods
and practice magic. Magic is the divinely forbidden black heart
of bringing about the results beyond the human power by
use of evil spirits and including the devil and his demons.
Magic always brings Satan's diabolical power into play. So it's
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it's it's really good, um she She goes on. She
goes on to to describe the practice of witchcraft using
like a cult formulations, incantations, magical mutterings, peeping, and chirping.
Now it says it says chirping parenthesis, criminal hypnosis parenthesis.
Oh okay, that's chirping. That's what ching is. She clar up.
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That's what makes a good writer when you you you
anticipate the questions chirping, criminal hypnosis. Yeah, that explain writer
would have further explained. Is that hypnosis that is itself criminal?
It is that is hypnosis on a criminal? Has it
hypnosis that makes you criminal? It does not give you
any indication real mystery. Yeah so uh she she She
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basically rounds up all all different types of of kind
of magic in a a cultism into this into this banner
of witchcraft. Um. She said that there's there's no distinction
to be made between witchcraft and sorcery, despite the erroneous
claims that sorcery is diabolical, and witchcraft it's creative art.
Both are diabolical and devilish. Yeah, I mean, I guess
I I do agree with her that I don't feel
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like there's a meaningful distinction between real craft and sorcery
um and that they're both things from from from your
books that you read as a kid. But so the
first thing she gets into in witchcraft, I think is this.
It's a weird intro, but I guess it makes sense
from like her perspective is demon possession. So this is
the first the first like technique that she gets into
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demon demon possession is a result of which is of
witchcraft incantation in diabolical whipchcraft, the which voluntarily invites the
devil and his and his demon spirits, who are sometimes
referred to as the goddess or god of or the
host of a particular names of a particular deity for
each society. However, there's a difference between demon possession through
deliberate invocation than demon possession by demonic internal attack upon
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helpless and often unsuspecting suspects. Possession is often a common
aftermath of certain of certain forms of certain illnesses, such
as strokes. So she says that the most that one
of the easiest ways to figure out if you're possessed
is if you have a stroke, also if you have
if you have epilepsy or coma. This is really you know,
my my, my, my grandpa was pretty hard into demonology
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there at the end she's oh man. And one of
the fun things about this book though, is that she
really tries to hammer down and all of like the
biblical examples of witchcraft, which there is like a few. Yeah,
it's the Bible. There's lots of wacky magic. And she
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really tries to convince like her Christian readers that witchcraft
is a current problem to be worried with. Um, because
she is she's kind of upset that people view it
as like a fake thing. She's like, no, it's real.
It's in the Bible. You have to be scared of it. Um.
The God's word authenticates the reality witchcraft, therefore it is
not mere superstition. So a lot of a lot of
this is her trying to her trying to h scare
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people into believing that witchcraft is actually is a is
an ongoing problem. Yeah. She says that the familiar spirits
of witches spoken of in the Bible are referred to
in folk history as dwarves, fairies, trolls. I don't know
where this one is. What's was? This? Was this? You
don't know what? Don't Well, they're usually like a cr
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one or less little monster, a little bit of reptilian
things often found in dungeons. If you got a low
level party you want to bring them up against. I mean,
cobalds are one of the things that you could have
them go up against. I have not encountered them. Yeah,
they're they're little, little, little little lizard type type goblin things.
So those guys, dwarves, fairies, trolls, and other small spirits
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of northern folklore. They can be friendly, mischievous, or malignant.
In folklore, they were purported as nature spirits. This is
the other thing she really hammers down on is that
if you like nature, that means that you're actually a
Satanist that scans which that that does remind me of
my Explore Nature Hail Satan shirt, which is my favorite shirt. Yeah,
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that is mean that that you do. That is a
very good shirt. It's pretty good. So she she traces
back the origin of magic to the fall of Man
at the beginning of human history, as as said in
the book, is that where we got magic. That's what
she says. Um. She says so bracically. The way she
explains it is that you know magic and this is
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something actually kind of a group. It's like magic is
the idea of like that you are kind of on
your way to become God in some way. Um, this
is this and in terms of like, in terms of
like in terms of like chaos magic, it's like you're
trying to like increase your own ability to have power
over you, like your own life, and that shut of
the idea. So what she says is that basically in
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the fall of in Genesis, when Eve tried to eat
the try to eat the foot fruit of the knowledge
of the of good and evil, this was her attention, like,
this was her attemption to like gain God. God can
see good and evil. At the time man could only
see good. So when Eve ate the fruit, she was
trying to become like God. She was taking agency over
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her existence and her fact this fruit to gave her
the magic power to see good and evil, right, which
is what wh we have now. So this is how
this is how she tricks back the origin of magic.
She's a biblical she's obviously because you know she's a
conservative Baptist. She's a biblical literalist. She reads The Garden
of as a literal historical tale, not as like a
piece of poetry or art men to like symbolize things
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and culture. Like it was obviously written as Um okay,
I mean, yeah, there's a lot of a lot of
misogyny in this book. Um, sorry, Billy, sorry, there is
a lot. She rails against feminism later on, and there's
a lot of hatred because like Eve was the one
that ate the fruit, So the woman's fault, Like the
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woman is like the tempter of man. It's always their fault.
That's that's very well tread evangelical ground. Although it is
extra fun when it's a woman who is hating on. Yeah,
and it's it's easier because this whole chapter is about
witches and which is are typically feminine. Um. But she
she does say that there's like wizards and warlocks, but
she just kind of ropes them all together. I searched
a second ago and I couldn't find any evidence that
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she wrote books about Harry Potter. M this was written
to us in six So from what I've read, I
have not seen Harry Potter mentioned in this so far fascinating?
Is boy that piste off a lot of people who
are otherwise very similar? Yeah? I sure did. Yeah, So yeah,
let's see she is she She is very concerned that
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that satanism and witchcraft is basically a re re invention
of paganism um, and she finds this to be incredibly
disturbing and tying into a whole bunch of like all
like the woo woo spiritual stuff of the nineties. It
is also very concerned about. She says millions are now
involved in some manner of ancient magical practice and rights,
ranging from walking on hot coals with no ill effect,
spooking knives through flesh without creating wounds, to reading from
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blind eye sockets or from sighted eyes which have been masks,
to magically filling to aide teeth with gold, which I
don't know. Is that is that just dentistry? What is
she referring to? Ye, like I have parents who have
like gold fillings. A lot of people that doesn't, Um,
that's witchcraft. I don't think that gistry is witchcraft in
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a way that it, it makes money disappear. Also, it's
I would I would compare most dentistry to more like
armed robbery. But sure I haven't had great dentist experiences. Yeah,
I mean I'm not a big dentist. Dentists are bastards,
would be my contention. So yeah, she she She says
that basically, the sign of the of the new uptick
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and magic around this is around to us, and six
is denta. Panic was the sign of the end times.
Magic is the colossal revolt against God, whose satanic purpose
is to instill in fallen man the desire to be
a God. Did I say cool? That sounds rast Yeah,
I mean that is. That's also the Mormon faith. More
or less, I'm sure she has opinions about more. We're
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gonna get to her opinions on the eye wish later.
So good, oh good, Oh fantastic. Yeah, she has a
lot of that. She's real, real punchy towards the papists.
So she does break down the difference that she she
sees between black magic, white magic, and what she calls
a neutral magic um. She says that the term black
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magic refers to the direct league with Satan himself, often
involving an actual blood pact of allegiance, so that she
she thinks that the black magic is when you directly
involve Satan, and white magic is merely black magic in
a in a in a mask. It may it may
deceptively employ the names of Jesus, Christ, Got, the Father,
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and the Holy Spirit magically, along with other Bible phrases
and the Christian terminology, but this facade is covering its
demonic character, so she thinks that even though they may
use this is interesting. Like she she complains here that
white magic uses the names of God and Jesus and
uh in its magic, but later on in in the
book she complains that no magic uses God's name. So
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that's the fun thing that we'll talk about in the book.
Um and then and then for neutral magic, um, she says,
the devil shrouds himself with nature. He is referred to
he is. Oh boy, he's that. That's that's her take
on Wicca. Huh, he's he has revered as mother Nature
and worship and a door by which is under this
deluding guy's neutral magic. Satan just dresses up as leaves
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and that's how Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, Wika only
gets one mention in this actually yeah, but she's clearly
like that's what she's talking about. I mean, she talks
about a lot of like she she uses these terms
very loose. She's got a lot of gradients. Yeah, a
lot of gradients. Yeah. Uh. She has a small section
on magical ceremonies and symbolism and kind of actually lays
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out kind of how magic works in terms of like
using like like like this, like symbolic objects and incantation
and like calling upon powers, which is more like traditional magic. Um,
I find it more fun to call on fake characters
because it's very silly, which is more of a more
of a chaos magic thing. Yeah. Um, because the more silly, again,
I think, the more fun it is. Then she does
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have a nice section on initiation rights and rituals, which
gets into the really good satanic panic stuff. So she
she she describes the you know, a covid of of
which is coming together to have sex with the devil
um usually maybe like symbolically with like a male leader
of a cult or something. But then she says, when
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the initiation has been completed, the devil worshiper takes part
in a parody of the sacrament, many times bringing in
the bodies of children who who whom they have murdered. Good. Yeah,
that's the good ship. That's the good ship. In America alone,
there are over one million missing children at any time.
Many of these children who are never found or seen
again are victims of satanically controlled perverts who do the
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grossest forms of evil, but many more are the victims
of witchcraft and incantations and other rights. Oh that's great.
These children who are being stolen at an astonishingly at
an astonishing rate each day, maybe stolen from unbelievers homes,
or they maybe children conceived by the witches themselves at
regularly held sexual orgies. Which is there that that's an
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old one, that witches are having orgy babies and like
not reporting them to Yeah, the children are often offered
up a sacrifice to the devil, and some ceremonies that
which has may boil the children's bodies, mix them with
lobes and substances, or they may consume the children's bodies
in the blood ritual parody of the Lord's supper. So
that's fun. And I do like that this idea never
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went anywhere and is not And there's not an important
part of the USS politics now, No, no, no, of
course not nope. Um, yeah, to hear it. That's pretty good.
That is that is that is fun. She she does
have a small section on a pagan music. Magic, religion,
and sorcery are some of the means used by the
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Devil for the purpose of luring men a way from
the Christian truth. The heavy metal, punk hip hop and
other such abuse than confinding the Western European world. Okay, yeah, no, no, yeah,
I remember when it actually gets quite more racist, I'm not.
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It's counterpart of the hypnotic, trance inducing inducing drum rhythms
employed throughout the whole world by the African nations through
the millions, which the insidious and evil mstr of the
devil and setting them to sexual lust in Satan worship.
It is incredible that in two thousand and six she's
doing the black people music is the Devil and she
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is also like black, which is very safe. It's incredible. Yeah,
it's uh yeah, unfortunate would be a word for it. Yeah,
well I is it is it time for an ad break?
I'm not looking at the close. Yeah, it's probably about
time for an ad break. Speaking of oh oh boy. Children. Yeah,
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speaking of millions of missing children, maybe some of them
are in these ads. We're back putting more children in
the calle dream. Oh we're recording. Sorry. Um. Anyway, back
to back to reading this magnificent two hundred page book
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by dr I've read the first hundred pages because after
that it's just the same words rewritten again and again
in different in different combinations. Like it's just it's just
the same stuff. Um. So the next section is this
is this is so again I'm skipping over a lot
of stuff, but this is like the rough this is
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the most fun sections of her stuff on magic and
which is Um. Now we have her section called Halloween
Satan's New Year. Um. She She starts by explanning, which
is celebrate eight major festivals or sabots each year. Halloween
is the primary annual festival commemorating Satan's New Year. Yeah.
Then goes on to explain that the Sabbat is a
parody of the holy Sabbath of God. Now this is
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actually really interesting kind of historical tidbits. So, yes, the
words Sabbat in terms of which is does come from
does come from like the Sabbath. Ye, this actually probably
comes from uh, the persecution of which is being heavily
tied to anti Semitism. In the Middle Ages, the first
witch hunting book was called The Hammer of the Witches
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Um and it is yeah, and it is large port
large portions of which are plagiarized from a previous book
called Hammer of the Jews. The entire sections are copying paste,
but they just change the word Jews to which and
you really had to put the effort into plagiarism back
then because your hand, no, you're doing the whole thing yourself.
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This is also where like a lot of like the
pointy hat which stuff a lot of like the big
nose with like like like a really big nose, green
oily skin, like all the stuff kind of comes from
anti Semitic tropes because the persecution of Jews and the
Semitism was heavily tied to the persecusion of which is
often one of the same things. So when they would
so then when they would do Sabbath, uh, they would
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they would say like they're doing like a sabot. They're
going to they're going to basically do like blood libel
with children and with the devil, which is which is
which is what a lot of witches are about, like
finding children and stuff, because it actually is tied to
all the stuff. Now, I'm not saying we have to
cancel witchcraft, which is totally fine. You could do all
this stuff. It is really cool. But the or a
lot of the origins of which hunting is tied to
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these antis anti Semitic tropes. Um. So anyway, she she
goes to describe different like pagan like festivals through throughout
the years, um with like like youle and all this
kind of stuff, Midsummer blah blah blah blah blah. And
the last one, the eighth one. It's October three one,
or Halloween, because she calls the the unholy Satanic New Year. UM.
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She says that the rights and ceremonies and which Halloween
was originally observed, had their or gin among the Druids.
In the course of time, there were added to them
some of the rights, particular to the Roman festival of Panama,
which is which presided over the harvests. November first among
the Druids was the beginning of the year and the
festival of the Sun God. They lighted fires in honor
of their false god. They believe that October thirty one,
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the end of the old year. The Lord of Death,
which she puts in apprentheses the devil. Oh good, I'm really,
I'm really again very appreciative of how of how clear
her writing is. So the Lord of Death gathertt gathered
together all the souls of the dead who had been
allowed to enter the body of another human being. The
belief is that the root this belief is the root
of the false belief and reincarnation. Now I did not
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fact fact check any of this, so I have no
idea how how accurate these these claims are for what
she views as the origin of Halloween. But I think
they're pretty funny. Um, I know, like there is Halloween,
like Halloween kind of traditions are are There is like
stuff around this time through a lot of like old
pagan stuff. Like the modern notion of Halloween is pretty
pretty modern, Like the whole like trigger treaty ing thing
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and all. Like the way we modernly think of Halloween
is pretty it's pretty new, because I mean, there was
of course, like all Hallow's Day or like all Saints
Day and the Eva which other people would do shenanigans,
which is what we currently have as Halloween. That's the
day before All Saints Day. All Saints Day is November one. Um, like,
you know, the modern notion of Halloween is not it's
not super old. So I'm not quite sure how tied
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these old harvest festivals really are to our modern Halloween.
That's something I could look into later. But I just
picked up this book and I'm reading right from it
because that's easier. So yeah, So she views Halloween now
as like as a pagan the pagan holiday. Um, this
pagan festival, Halloween is it broadly celebrated throughout the Christian
nations as a major holiday. In America, Halloween has become
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a kind of saturnalia for children, a night in which
the rules are suspended and children venture out to demand
streets and threatened reprisals against this dingy. Yeah, okay, I
mean that is a cooler way of looking at Halloween.
If it would literally the saturnality a children would actually
take the role of the parents and make decisions for
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the family and demand Yeah, I mean parents would have
to go to school, kids would have to go to work.
That would actually be an incredible that would be that
would be so many people would die in plane crash,
but it would be especially if you enforced it, like
you don't have a choice. You are piloting the plane
today and a bunch of other kids are getting on
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it to go on work. The kids on air traffic control,
they don't know what they're doing either, forcing all of
the soldiers out of the various countries we put them into.
Having like the children of special forces guys conduct raids
in the Midia. It is pretty easy for a kids
to use an a K. So I think it is
a rs even easier. Yeah, it would be funny. Yeah,
a lot of people are not going to have very
successful heart surgeries that, but it will be very funny
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in like a cosmic sense. Increasingly and alarmingly, this celebration
is assuming dreadful expressions of evil and harmful acts are
perpetuated against the children themselves in serious proportions. The treats
are increasingly found to contain drugs, poisons, razor blades, needles, ground, grass,
and many other harms. Oh yeah, I didn't. I didn't
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even think of that, because that's like needles and grass. Yeah,
oh no, grass, So yeah, she she she does seem
really really really thrilled with this idea that the people
are giving out free drugs, which, man, what a dream
I wish. Um. Halloween, like Christmas, is also highly commercialized
and it's part of a major money making event for
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the merchants. Okay, breaking in at the present time second
only to Christmas in that vein. Halloween is the Satanic
New Year, and as a celebration of the devil and
is he's using the world today to gain greater acceptance
of the perversity as he continues to proclamate his doctrine
of demons, so that that is fun um. Then she
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has a very small section on old World Halloween traditions,
which I'm not going to read tons of because again
I don't know how verify these things are I am
going to read. Like and she goes on to talk
about like how like the laws against witchcraft and like
the six hundreds, and she was a big stuff. Um
she was, she was. But I do I will read
just the first sentence of the Old World Halloween traditions
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section Irish traditions DELI Yeah here that Irish We're coming
for you. Bring it on. De Origin, Various methods of
finding the Future, and Halloween we're accepted as tradition. So
that that's really all I'm gonna say, because I just
love the line Irish traditions delition in rich Yeah, I
mean that's I think every Irish person I know would
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agree with that. That's really all you gotta say. Yeah,
oh man, it is it is. Wow. What a what
a book. It just keeps going on. So she talks
about like the basically like the people's different. Honestly, this
section is not even tons about Halloween and more about
different people's belief in witchcraft. So like she goes through,
like all the laws against witchcraft in Britain, she goes
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against like she goes she she talks around the witch
trials in America, um saying that there were witches, but
she doesn't talk about all the like how many come
on you coward? Yeah, uh, it's it's pretty she she has.
It's a little bit of I I I'm actually gonna
read some of the stuff on on on America. Belief
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in witchcraft was common to the early settlers in America.
But which is we're charged with making wex and images
of their victims and causing their illnesses by sticking pins
in the image or making by sticking pins in the
image or making them waste away by melting the images
before the fire. This belief is held by the peoples
of Africa as well as other pagan people in a
you know, and widely varieting in widely varying civilizations and localities.
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The early settlers do not initiate this belief in America,
but found it already to be belief in the American
Indians who populated this country. So that that's her little
section on that, which is I don't know, hashtag problematic.
I would call that slightly problemat I would call it
slightly problems You know what's not problematic, Garrison, the the
products and services that are gonna hopefully sell candy kids.
(30:05):
We we guarantee that less than a third of them
are responsible for the disappearance of a million children, million children.
That's the behind the bastards guaranteed less than a third
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which is making them much more. It's likely much more.
But anyway, here's the ads, here's the ads. Ah, we're back,
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we are all right, bringing home Garrison, bring it home.
So yeah, she she does mention that the devil likes
to withhold the fact of existence of witchcraft, like the
devil likes to height. So most people kind of live
in the dark um, she says. Although the imps which
frolic on Halloween now are small children raping on doors
(30:56):
and gleefully receiving treats. Rapping on doors, wrapping, not raping
on doors. That's a very different, very different holiday. Well,
who knows, that might be Canadian things. That's Canadian Halloween.
The night which was formally accepted as the time when
witches met and demons in the form of ghosts and
ghouls who were likely to wander about, has come to
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be regarded that's a time of merrymaking and frolic. The
majority of people are so engaged and are unaware if
they satanic consultation of the magic oracles and the Covin's
and groves on this night. I say Covin's. That's not
how you say it, Well, that's how I say it.
You just you just got COVID on the brain. COVID
(31:38):
is what you call a coven that meets during COVID
because they're not properly socially distancing. All right, there we go.
But Basically she thinks that basically these all of the
witches and magic doors are meeting all these ghouls and Halloween,
and people are unaware of this, extremely concerned that children
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might like walk in on a ceremony and it didn't
get murdered. Very funny when you realize, like how isolated
these people are from the real world because they've never
just like stepped outside during Halloween, not really like especially
I mean Halloween, the two that's in six I was
eighteen then, so maybe I'm wrong, but I think there was.
It wasn't huge then, like it's gotten kind of smaller
every year. The biggest fear back then was like traffic accidents. Yeah,
(32:21):
that's always the biggest. That's like the number one thing
every year. Thinking back on it, my parents shouldn't have
let me be a ninja as often as they, but
I made it through. Yeah. It's like we're saying so
many the same words again that the most of the
book is but Halloween Satan's New Year. Halloween has a
long and dark history of devilish traditions, which has survived
both Christianity and the science for two thousand years, is
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to be considered the chief festival for the worship of
the devil, which begins his new year halloweena witchcraft, or
the means by which the devil seeks to reintroduce the
worship of old false gods by synthesis of poly theism
and feminism. Yeah, that's what halloweens. Poly theism and feminism,
two sides of the same devil coin. I love to
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worship multiple gods and respect women. Just really, that is
my that's my way to spend a night with my
ghoul friends. Incredible, there's also a real here's a real
here's a real. Good quote. Um, there is no question
of the existence of modern witchcraft. It has been admitted.
It has been admitted of by thousands upon thousands worldwide
and growing rapidly in the Western countries, particularly America. The
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Word of God makes it undeniably clear that witchcraft is real.
It has existed at least six thousand years, and it
still exists today. Oh good, Yeah, that's good. Six thousand
years going good. Good for happy six thousands. I just
liked so that it's a little been around for all
these six happy six thousands, six six thousand years. Witchcraft on,
I'm guessing because it's the new year. This is also
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the birthday of witchcraft. I mean also just the birthday
of the world. Because if the world as we know,
if the world as we though it was born when
Eve ate the fruit and was Adam and Eve went
to the greater world, if that's like the birth of Dawn,
which has been here since the very beginning, well since
the beginning of like the fallen world, because you have
to assume that they had a hundred years or so beforehand.
(34:10):
It's real unclear this it depends on what It depends
on what denomination you're in and what kind of theological
viewpoint you have on whether there were people outside the
garden there as people who believe that some people just don't. Um.
That is up for debate among different congregations. Yeah, so
and and and the other thing that she's really concerned
with is that witchcraft is making more people have sex,
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because she she thinks that most of witchcraft is practicing
sexual orgies on quote every continent of the world. Um,
and that's what that's what, that's that's what black masses
to her, So she is she is very concerned. I mean,
there's are and sometimes in black masses sexual elements to them.
That I hope. So, yeah, that is that it does
sound much better. But she she thinks that that's another
(34:54):
one of the main catalysts of her being fearful of
of paganism and witchcraft is that is making more people
have sex um And again she reiterates that this is
just a new form of paganism, saying that Satan's current
day revival of paganism, it's a sure sign of Christ's
second coming and it's it's pretty good. Oh. This this
is the section where she where she complains that magic
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doesn't use the Bible, even though previously she said that
white magic does. Because some magic, some which is drawn
other false religions such as the kabbala uh, Sufism, or
various Eastern religions, but never the Holy Bible, the Word
of God, or is employed in their beliefs or practices,
except in a paradoxical counterfeit, imaginative magic, rites and rituals
performed in the in the Covin's in the initiation of
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the converts and their celebrations Halloween and other Satanic sabots.
So that's that's that's that's what she thinks I mean.
But honestly, I'm pretty sure. It's like the Shabba's, it's
the Sabbath, it's I've I've heard Covid and Sabbat in
the stuff. So alright, let's have let's have a debate. Everyone,
(36:02):
everyone at no, don't don't do that. Um. She also
claims that this is this is this is a very exciting.
Several universities in America offer a bachelor's degree in magic.
I was unaware. Oh, I would love a back unaware
of because this will read now, well, this will make
me consider going to college. Now a bachelor's degree? Is
that a a b A? Or is that a b S?
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Like is that like? Is it a Bachelor of Arts
or of science? And really that's a that's a key
question about how the school mat magic is both in
our science. So yeah, well that's why I'm wondering. And
she doesn't say, she doesn't say what university she claims
does this. I mean, I've always wanted to open a
witchcraft store, so I may get a b A in
or a BS in witchcraft along with my m f A.
(36:51):
What's the business thing? What do they don't don't want
to fill it in with the acronym from the business degree.
Whatever you get. I don't know we I dropped out
of college. Garrison hasn't gone. Yeah, I went to I
went to film school. That doesn't count. Thought, it absolutely
does not. Um. Yeah. And then in this last section
she really ties modern witchcraft to the rise of feminism UM,
(37:15):
specifically starting in the sixties. She says the pre eminence
of the goddess and witchcraft has made an attractive to
some feminists. In nineteen eight which the Women's International Terrorist
Conspiracy from Hell founded as any great acronym amazing was
founded as a political protist group who who purport who
purportedly justified their name as mere jest, it is what
(37:38):
a what a good name, which when an international quite
an exciting, quite an exciting back when we could have
fun and activism. That does sound amazing. Many of the
members of this feminist movement are unaware of the cultural
movement within the political and many are are more and
many more are entirely unaware of the spiritualist movement within
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the cultural moment. So a whole bunch of weird stuff
around how whiches are using political feminism to inject cultural feminism,
to inject cultural witchcraft into the mainstream. This is all
what the goal of feminism is. Um. So yeah, and
she has this whole whole poir of feminist feminist witches.
Feminist witchcraft is at present the most rapidly growing segment
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in the witchcraft revival, and it is from the spiritual
core at the heart of the feminist movement that the
political and philosophical women's rights tenants as a whole emerge
to name what to name one such tenant the rights
to abortion, or more correctly phrased, the might the rights
to murder children not yet born. This this coincides with
the which is present ritual practice of murdering children already born.
(38:44):
So she thinks that abortion is just a way for
witches to to speed up the ritual process. Yeah, that
is what that is her that that's her main bomb
at the That sounds that sounds accurate. Yeah. Um, she
doesn't just have a great section describing the different tools
which is used. Um and uh. An athlete a phallic
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penis symbol of the liberated, unbridled, unlawful sex, represents the
power of self will. It's pretty pretty good. Sexual symbols
are common in witchcraft, and which is are unrepressed by
God's mortal law in their sexuality. Their use of sex
symbols is rooted in paganism. So again, she's very scary
that people are having sex and enjoying it, specifically women.
(39:32):
She's very scared that women are giving sex and enjoying it.
Sounds right. I hate it when the people pushing this
line are themselves women, but it does. I mean, that's
a huge part of the evangelical propaganda movement. Yeah, see
a bunch of ship, Margaret Atwood wrote. You know, now
she gets to describe some some of the coolest parts here.
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A typical which is Sabbath celebration, will have a sky
clad parenthesis, nude penthis, which is gathered in an isolated place,
a grove of trees if possible, around an altar which
holds an icon or statuary of a false goddess and
or God's and candles for fire, a chilus for water
or wine, a container of salt and a container for
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earth rather than the bread, and a sword or a
wand which sounds amazing. To just have a whole bunch
of naked which is in the forest around a ritual
altar fire. This sounds like the best best time ever.
It does sound like a good Saturday night. This does
sound like a good who knows we can? We can,
we can get wild? So yeah. She goes in to
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describe what she thinks magical rituals are and different things
that she could do again, she is very concerned. Um
ritual sex is engaged into intensify the magical power raised
in the cone of power combined wheels of the coffined
witches is symbolized with a code shaped hats see the
typical pictures of which is in literature. Are you kidding me?
(40:58):
Because nobody wearing one of those hats has ever gotten fucked.
I feel confident, say I wear that hat. All right,
Let's let's move forward, Garrison. That's not fair, allegedly, let's
move forward the cone of power mm hmm, yeah. The
Cone of power is is incredible after raising, and it
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is phallic, so it must be for fucking. After the
raising and release of the Cone of power. A ritual
covid communication with cakes and wine, which the priestess or
priest has consecrated by dipping into the chalice and touching
the cakes with other unholy tours are passed on from
a kiss from the priestess to the priest. Um. Basically,
this just sounds like a fun time. Um. Yeah, but
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I do love the Cone of Power, which I have
not read in any other magic book. No, I have
not ever heard of. I've read a decent amount, and
I've never heard of the Cone of Power. Yeah. That
feels like pure her. That feels like somebody who's deeply
sexually frustrated. It's kind of shape like a dick and
being like it's got to be your penis, poor lady.
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Then she she has a small section on Satanism, particularly
like the iron Ran the version of Satanism. So I'm
not even gonna get into that. I find that boring
and it doesn't matter, and and and and she even
says that these Satanists don't believe in an actual devil
a lit. They just sifer evil. So I'm not even
gonna bother with this section because it's just talking about
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the dumb iron Rand version of Satanism. And I don't
care about that. Um, if you like it, I mean whatever.
It has an anarchistic stuff kind of but it's also
very randy and and it has it has a lot
of like not great stuff either. I don't I it's
fine and all, it all is more effort than I
want to put into thinking about the universe. And then
I think, I think this could be. I think this
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is our last, our last paragraphor this section is called
titled the end of the Witches, Witches, our children of
the devil, the end of the witches, sorry, the end
of the witches before their idols first altars that their
depraved spots where they eat and drink and play their
(43:07):
gross music and sing and dance naked and shameless and
corrupt and defile themselves and desecrate God's holy Sabbath shall
surely be accomplished by God, who will put them, who'll
put them to death and cut off their souls forever
among his children. So that's that's the end of the witches. Everybody,
(43:29):
We're gonna be dancing naked, shamelessly, like having like an
undeniably good time, being able to dance naked and group
great shame, listening to gross music and singing, what a time.
Sounds like the ideal weekend. And then and then God
will put us to death. And it does sound a
little bit like our last weekend. But it was very cold,
so people were wearing yeah, so very happy with the weather.
(43:50):
That is that is that is most of that is
most of the good parts of the book. Again it
gets two d pages. Yeah, it's a nice breezy read.
Grab it you know this weekend. It's only ten bucks
on Amazon. What a deal, what a steal? Yeah, and
it is fun that she she does. Um, there is
one there is one section where she like outlines what
all she thinks like magic is like all like all
(44:12):
of like the different groups. She puts them into a
really nice little package. But I don't think I can
find that because again there's two hundred pages and I
did not mark off that section. But I think I
think we decently got the gist of the main main
parts of this book. Um. Again, most of it is
just her talking about Jesus and and and and the
Christian soul. Um. But the one which which is of
(44:35):
indoor section is pretty good and honestly worth the read.
So that is my first book report of her. It
could happen here. All of you Satan's New Year beloved
children enjoyed this this this book and are are properly
warned about the dangers of witchcraft which is coming to
make your children have a pretty red you're gonna dance
in the woods listening to gross music. So I hope
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everyone on this Halloween danced in the woods listening to
gross music. I hope those of you who climactically could
did so naked. Um. I hope none of you got
hit by cars while dressed as Ninja's and I I
also hope that most of you weren't out trick or treating,
because I think the average age of our listeners is
sometime in the mid twenties. That would be a little
bit of a little awkward, a little bit weird, but hey, whatever,
(45:18):
it's your life. Do you think, Hello everyone, Garrison here
just going to be adding in one quick correction for
our Halloween Satan's New Year episode. So towards the end,
we made some assumptions about the the Code of Power
which were apparently incorrect. So the Code of Power does
actually seem to be a thing inside Ritual magic Um,
(45:40):
but particularly Wika. So I'm not super familiar with Wika.
This is not this is not my system of choice,
so I was unaware that this is actually a thing,
but apparently apparently it is. It is it is a
method for centering or directing or like raising energy. Um
well it is, it is less tied to the which
has happen though, so that part is is more um
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made up. I cannot find much tying the cone of
power directly to like the cone shape which his hats.
This is mainly an invention of of of Doctor Billy
from at least from from what I can tell. But
apologies for assuming that the Cone of Power was completely
made up and when in fact it is a part
of worker. So sorry, sorry to the Wickens and the
(46:21):
more proper witches for that. For that, for that gross
assumption on mine and Robert's part. Anyway, this wraps up
our Spooky Week of content. I hope you had a
good Halloween. This episode should be releasing on Halloween itself,
so I I hope you are having or had a
good time, and hopefully you were able to celebrate Halloween
(46:45):
Satan style just like it was designed to. So goodbye everybody,
see you on the other side, and hopefully we can
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Well, I'm Robert Evans. They have said that already. I
don't know, like I said, too many motherfucking podcasts. But
this is the last few week episode, um and and
with me actually in the office right now. Maskless is
a protest against the mask man. Garrison David's it's fine,
(00:28):
it's fine, Garrison. I understand that that you don't believe
in health mandates. We have to respect each other's differences. No,
I have magic to protect myself. That's right, That's that's fine.
You use chaos magic to protect yourself from COVID? Garrison,
what do you got for me? We're doing We're doing
the first it could happen here Daily Book episode excellent, um,
(00:50):
sexy and so ironic. We were looking for for spooky
content for spooky Week and around Halloween, and I wanted
to find a book written by an unhinged like Christian
writer about what they think Halloween is. And I found
I found one with very very little browsing. It took
it was very quick. It took me like five minutes.
(01:11):
It used to be you were too wrong. Well no,
because you did grow up in the cold, but you
were tooting to remember this being a super mainstream. I
mean I wasn't like we had no Halloween. I was
a kid. We couldn't get treating. We had like we
had like we had like a we had like a
harvest party. The church put off, but like we had
we had. I couldn't. I didn't. The first time I
went trick or treating was when I was like twelve
and I moved to Portland. No, as I was like thirteen,
(01:32):
was the first time I went trick or treating. Yeah,
it's um. I mean it used to be like it
used to be something that got more mainstream play, the
like anti Halloween thing. Um kind of tied in with
a satanic panic. I remember the early nineties. That's what
this book is going to be about. Angry about it,
but man, it just is like it's it's it almost
feels like homey and comforting. I think that this book
(01:55):
has been oddly comforting because it just revids me people
with childhood. Was like, that's just all the same stuff. Yeah,
I want you. I want you to read the title
and the author of this amazing book. Okay, so this
is wow. The cover is honestly just looks like a
normal jack. It looks like a regular a bat into
a jackal lanard. But it's got like spooky white smoke
(02:19):
coming out of it. The title is Helloween Satan's New Year,
by doctor Billy Dimily. It's not a real name. Is
not a real name, Billy Billy like it's I swear
to God listeners, b I L l y E. That
is not a name. And the name it is certainly
(02:39):
not Billy, that's Billy. But the last name was just
as bad. Dimily. Yeah d y m A l l
y dim ally ally nonsense nonsense. So we have Whenever
you find a Christian book written by someone with doctor
and from their first name, you know, you know it's
gonna be good. You gotta figure out what kind of doctor.
Guess what? Guess what kind of doctors? First of all
(03:00):
for the company, maybe so Billy dim Ley, the author,
earned earned a theological Doctorate of Ministry in the mid
eighties at the Honolulu extension of the of the Western
Conservative Baptist Theological Seminary headquartered in Portland, Oregon. So that's fine.
The Honolulu one headquarters. The branch was in Holloelululu, but
(03:22):
the headquarters was apparently in Portland, Oregon. In the eighties,
and that makes sense much if it's still here. But
you know, sister cities Portland and Honolulu, she wrote at
least fifteen original manuscripts her word manuscript UM on a
wide range of biblical doctrines. And I believe so, I mean,
has she her pronounces I can't continue, I'm gonna look
(03:45):
this up. So yeah, Billy. So then the book that
we're looking at is is one one of her fifteen
manuscripts UM self published by Infinity Publishing. Um. Yeah, this
was in the publish in two thousands six. That gives
that's a lady. And if that's her actual picture on
the front, she just kind of looks like a looks
(04:05):
like a white lady, like a white lady. So yeah.
So one of my favorite parts of the book so
far is right when you open up to the title page,
it says, you know, Halloween satans know you're the titled
the book, And then as a as a brief description
of what the book is, it says, a systematic compilation
and narrative of paraphrased Bible scriptures. Oh whoa, No, that
is not her on the cover because she is not
a white lady, is she not? So that's her. Oh
(04:28):
she she's like a black conservative bath Yeah, just like
she looks like kind of like a judge. She does
look a lot like a strong judge judge energy. Yeah, well,
I I do. I do love the systematic compilation narrative
of paraphrased Bible scriptures, not actual Bibles. Not actual Bible scriptures, Garrison.
(04:50):
Uh huh. You want to guess what she has as
her as her place of employment on Facebook? Well, let
me think. I don't know. I'm going to read it
verbatim works at in and this is all caps now
the Service of God. Alright, she works at in the
Service does who doesn't work at in the Service of God?
(05:13):
Am I right fucking incredible? Based on this book, I'm
guessing she got real real into Q and on. But
that's just based on what I read. I think she
may have died. Oh really well, her last post is
in February. Oh, I wonder what happening around in February.
Maybe she's just not super into Facebook, but just posting
(05:35):
quite a lot. I think she's not. She's actually not
super He's a decent chance COVID got her. Yeah, maybe
she just doesn't use a lot of social media. That's fine, Okay,
continue please, So yeah, I do like that she describes
the book as paraphrase Bible scripture is not actual paraphrase,
and and Bible paraphrase Bible scriptures on the doctrines of
(05:55):
good and evil, including an expose a on the practice
of witchcraft, magic, occultism, Dvina, and Satan worship. So that
that is how she describes the book. Now, the book
is like almost the book is two pages long, and
it is mostly the same sentence rewritten in like twelve ways. Um,
it's all saying about how good Jesus is and how
(06:15):
evil Satan is, and how people using magic our servants
of Satan. Basically it's just that for for two hundred pages.
And she includes like a lot of a lot of
like again paraphrase Bible scriptures about you know, basically like
really classic evangelical kind of conservative Baptist Christianity ty type stuff. Um,
so that's almost of the book is there's there's not
(06:35):
much Halloween content in this Halloween book. That doesn't surprise.
That's often the case with these weird likes. It's just
it's they've got some bizarre theological gripe that's only potentially
related to the culture ward stuff on, like like they
have like stuff on like Zionism and the Holy Spirit.
I bet she's got great takes on sacred books, baptism, like,
(06:55):
it's a whole bunch of a whole bunch of just
like regular kind of conservative Christian stuff. It's dept. There
is one chapter that is pure gold. It is called
the Witch of endor and it is this is this
is the expo zay on witchcraft and Halloween. I'm very excited.
It's it is, it is the best part of the book.
And I'm hand it's it's like at least like thirty pages.
(07:16):
I'm not gonna we can't read the whole thing because honestly,
again it is mostly the same kind of sentences. But
I have highlighted a few a few key passages from
the Witches of endor Um to to distill out to us.
So first the first thing, that first thing for when
when a billy billy billy, So in the section called
(07:39):
what is a witch? Uh, he says, which is a sorcerer,
which is a Satanist, which is worship ancient false gods
and practice magic. Magic is the divinely forbidden black heart
of bringing about the results beyond the human power by
use of evil spirits and including the devil and his demons.
Magic always brings Satan's diabolical power into play. So it's
(08:00):
it's it's really good, um she She goes on. She
goes on to to describe the practice of witchcraft using
like a cult formulations, incantations, magical mutterings, peeping, and chirping.
Now it says it says chirping parenthesis, criminal hypnosis parenthesis.
Oh okay, that's chirping. That's what ching is. She clar up.
(08:21):
That's what makes a good writer when you you you
anticipate the questions chirping, criminal hypnosis. Yeah, that explain writer
would have further explained. Is that hypnosis that is itself criminal?
It is that is hypnosis on a criminal? Has it
hypnosis that makes you criminal? It does not give you
any indication real mystery. Yeah so uh she she She
(08:46):
basically rounds up all all different types of of kind
of magic in a a cultism into this into this banner
of witchcraft. Um. She said that there's there's no distinction
to be made between witchcraft and sorcery, despite the erroneous
claims that sorcery is diabolical, and witchcraft it's creative art.
Both are diabolical and devilish. Yeah, I mean, I guess
I I do agree with her that I don't feel
(09:08):
like there's a meaningful distinction between real craft and sorcery
um and that they're both things from from from your
books that you read as a kid. But so the
first thing she gets into in witchcraft, I think is this.
It's a weird intro, but I guess it makes sense
from like her perspective is demon possession. So this is
the first the first like technique that she gets into
(09:30):
demon demon possession is a result of which is of
witchcraft incantation in diabolical whipchcraft, the which voluntarily invites the
devil and his and his demon spirits, who are sometimes
referred to as the goddess or god of or the
host of a particular names of a particular deity for
each society. However, there's a difference between demon possession through
deliberate invocation than demon possession by demonic internal attack upon
(09:54):
helpless and often unsuspecting suspects. Possession is often a common
aftermath of certain of certain forms of certain illnesses, such
as strokes. So she says that the most that one
of the easiest ways to figure out if you're possessed
is if you have a stroke, also if you have
if you have epilepsy or coma. This is really you know,
my my, my, my grandpa was pretty hard into demonology
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there at the end she's oh man. And one of
the fun things about this book though, is that she
really tries to hammer down and all of like the
biblical examples of witchcraft, which there is like a few. Yeah,
it's the Bible. There's lots of wacky magic. And she
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really tries to convince like her Christian readers that witchcraft
is a current problem to be worried with. Um, because
she is she's kind of upset that people view it
as like a fake thing. She's like, no, it's real.
It's in the Bible. You have to be scared of it. Um.
The God's word authenticates the reality witchcraft, therefore it is
not mere superstition. So a lot of a lot of
this is her trying to her trying to h scare
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people into believing that witchcraft is actually is a is
an ongoing problem. Yeah. She says that the familiar spirits
of witches spoken of in the Bible are referred to
in folk history as dwarves, fairies, trolls. I don't know
where this one is. What's was? This? Was this? You
don't know what? Don't Well, they're usually like a cr
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one or less little monster, a little bit of reptilian
things often found in dungeons. If you got a low
level party you want to bring them up against. I mean,
cobalds are one of the things that you could have
them go up against. I have not encountered them. Yeah,
they're they're little, little, little little lizard type type goblin things.
So those guys, dwarves, fairies, trolls, and other small spirits
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of northern folklore. They can be friendly, mischievous, or malignant.
In folklore, they were purported as nature spirits. This is
the other thing she really hammers down on is that
if you like nature, that means that you're actually a
Satanist that scans which that that does remind me of
my Explore Nature Hail Satan shirt, which is my favorite shirt. Yeah,
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that is mean that that you do. That is a
very good shirt. It's pretty good. So she she traces
back the origin of magic to the fall of Man
at the beginning of human history, as as said in
the book, is that where we got magic. That's what
she says. Um. She says so bracically. The way she
explains it is that you know magic and this is
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something actually kind of a group. It's like magic is
the idea of like that you are kind of on
your way to become God in some way. Um, this
is this and in terms of like, in terms of
like in terms of like chaos magic, it's like you're
trying to like increase your own ability to have power
over you, like your own life, and that shut of
the idea. So what she says is that basically in
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the fall of in Genesis, when Eve tried to eat
the try to eat the foot fruit of the knowledge
of the of good and evil, this was her attention, like,
this was her attemption to like gain God. God can
see good and evil. At the time man could only
see good. So when Eve ate the fruit, she was
trying to become like God. She was taking agency over
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her existence and her fact this fruit to gave her
the magic power to see good and evil, right, which
is what wh we have now. So this is how
this is how she tricks back the origin of magic.
She's a biblical she's obviously because you know she's a
conservative Baptist. She's a biblical literalist. She reads The Garden
of as a literal historical tale, not as like a
piece of poetry or art men to like symbolize things
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and culture. Like it was obviously written as Um okay,
I mean, yeah, there's a lot of a lot of
misogyny in this book. Um, sorry, Billy, sorry, there is
a lot. She rails against feminism later on, and there's
a lot of hatred because like Eve was the one
that ate the fruit, So the woman's fault, Like the
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woman is like the tempter of man. It's always their fault.
That's that's very well tread evangelical ground. Although it is
extra fun when it's a woman who is hating on. Yeah,
and it's it's easier because this whole chapter is about
witches and which is are typically feminine. Um. But she
she does say that there's like wizards and warlocks, but
she just kind of ropes them all together. I searched
a second ago and I couldn't find any evidence that
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she wrote books about Harry Potter. M this was written
to us in six So from what I've read, I
have not seen Harry Potter mentioned in this so far fascinating?
Is boy that piste off a lot of people who
are otherwise very similar? Yeah? I sure did. Yeah, So yeah,
let's see she is she She is very concerned that
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that satanism and witchcraft is basically a re re invention
of paganism um, and she finds this to be incredibly
disturbing and tying into a whole bunch of like all
like the woo woo spiritual stuff of the nineties. It
is also very concerned about. She says millions are now
involved in some manner of ancient magical practice and rights,
ranging from walking on hot coals with no ill effect,
spooking knives through flesh without creating wounds, to reading from
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blind eye sockets or from sighted eyes which have been masks,
to magically filling to aide teeth with gold, which I
don't know. Is that is that just dentistry? What is
she referring to? Ye, like I have parents who have
like gold fillings. A lot of people that doesn't, Um,
that's witchcraft. I don't think that gistry is witchcraft in
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a way that it, it makes money disappear. Also, it's
I would I would compare most dentistry to more like
armed robbery. But sure I haven't had great dentist experiences. Yeah,
I mean I'm not a big dentist. Dentists are bastards,
would be my contention. So yeah, she she She says
that basically, the sign of the of the new uptick
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and magic around this is around to us, and six
is denta. Panic was the sign of the end times.
Magic is the colossal revolt against God, whose satanic purpose
is to instill in fallen man the desire to be
a God. Did I say cool? That sounds rast Yeah,
I mean that is. That's also the Mormon faith. More
or less, I'm sure she has opinions about more. We're
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gonna get to her opinions on the eye wish later.
So good, oh good, Oh fantastic. Yeah, she has a
lot of that. She's real, real punchy towards the papists.
So she does break down the difference that she she
sees between black magic, white magic, and what she calls
a neutral magic um. She says that the term black
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magic refers to the direct league with Satan himself, often
involving an actual blood pact of allegiance, so that she
she thinks that the black magic is when you directly
involve Satan, and white magic is merely black magic in
a in a in a mask. It may it may
deceptively employ the names of Jesus, Christ, Got, the Father,
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and the Holy Spirit magically, along with other Bible phrases
and the Christian terminology, but this facade is covering its
demonic character, so she thinks that even though they may
use this is interesting. Like she she complains here that
white magic uses the names of God and Jesus and
uh in its magic, but later on in in the
book she complains that no magic uses God's name. So
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that's the fun thing that we'll talk about in the book.
Um and then and then for neutral magic, um, she says,
the devil shrouds himself with nature. He is referred to
he is. Oh boy, he's that. That's that's her take
on Wicca. Huh, he's he has revered as mother Nature
and worship and a door by which is under this
deluding guy's neutral magic. Satan just dresses up as leaves
(17:27):
and that's how Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, Wika only
gets one mention in this actually yeah, but she's clearly
like that's what she's talking about. I mean, she talks
about a lot of like she she uses these terms
very loose. She's got a lot of gradients. Yeah, a
lot of gradients. Yeah. Uh. She has a small section
on magical ceremonies and symbolism and kind of actually lays
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out kind of how magic works in terms of like
using like like like this, like symbolic objects and incantation
and like calling upon powers, which is more like traditional magic. Um,
I find it more fun to call on fake characters
because it's very silly, which is more of a more
of a chaos magic thing. Yeah. Um, because the more silly, again,
I think, the more fun it is. Then she does
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have a nice section on initiation rights and rituals, which
gets into the really good satanic panic stuff. So she
she she describes the you know, a covid of of
which is coming together to have sex with the devil
um usually maybe like symbolically with like a male leader
of a cult or something. But then she says, when
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the initiation has been completed, the devil worshiper takes part
in a parody of the sacrament, many times bringing in
the bodies of children who who whom they have murdered. Good. Yeah,
that's the good ship. That's the good ship. In America alone,
there are over one million missing children at any time.
Many of these children who are never found or seen
again are victims of satanically controlled perverts who do the
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grossest forms of evil, but many more are the victims
of witchcraft and incantations and other rights. Oh that's great.
These children who are being stolen at an astonishingly at
an astonishing rate each day, maybe stolen from unbelievers homes,
or they maybe children conceived by the witches themselves at
regularly held sexual orgies. Which is there that that's an
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old one, that witches are having orgy babies and like
not reporting them to Yeah, the children are often offered
up a sacrifice to the devil, and some ceremonies that
which has may boil the children's bodies, mix them with
lobes and substances, or they may consume the children's bodies
in the blood ritual parody of the Lord's supper. So
that's fun. And I do like that this idea never
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went anywhere and is not And there's not an important
part of the USS politics now, No, no, no, of
course not nope. Um, yeah, to hear it. That's pretty good.
That is that is that is fun. She she does
have a small section on a pagan music. Magic, religion,
and sorcery are some of the means used by the
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Devil for the purpose of luring men a way from
the Christian truth. The heavy metal, punk hip hop and
other such abuse than confinding the Western European world. Okay, yeah, no, no, yeah,
I remember when it actually gets quite more racist, I'm not.
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It's counterpart of the hypnotic, trance inducing inducing drum rhythms
employed throughout the whole world by the African nations through
the millions, which the insidious and evil mstr of the
devil and setting them to sexual lust in Satan worship.
It is incredible that in two thousand and six she's
doing the black people music is the Devil and she
(20:40):
is also like black, which is very safe. It's incredible. Yeah,
it's uh yeah, unfortunate would be a word for it. Yeah,
well I is it is it time for an ad break?
I'm not looking at the close. Yeah, it's probably about
time for an ad break. Speaking of oh oh boy. Children. Yeah,
(21:01):
speaking of millions of missing children, maybe some of them
are in these ads. We're back putting more children in
the calle dream. Oh we're recording. Sorry. Um. Anyway, back
to back to reading this magnificent two hundred page book
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by dr I've read the first hundred pages because after
that it's just the same words rewritten again and again
in different in different combinations. Like it's just it's just
the same stuff. Um. So the next section is this
is this is so again I'm skipping over a lot
of stuff, but this is like the rough this is
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the most fun sections of her stuff on magic and
which is Um. Now we have her section called Halloween
Satan's New Year. Um. She She starts by explanning, which
is celebrate eight major festivals or sabots each year. Halloween
is the primary annual festival commemorating Satan's New Year. Yeah.
Then goes on to explain that the Sabbat is a
parody of the holy Sabbath of God. Now this is
(22:08):
actually really interesting kind of historical tidbits. So, yes, the
words Sabbat in terms of which is does come from
does come from like the Sabbath. Ye, this actually probably
comes from uh, the persecution of which is being heavily
tied to anti Semitism. In the Middle Ages, the first
witch hunting book was called The Hammer of the Witches
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Um and it is yeah, and it is large port
large portions of which are plagiarized from a previous book
called Hammer of the Jews. The entire sections are copying paste,
but they just change the word Jews to which and
you really had to put the effort into plagiarism back
then because your hand, no, you're doing the whole thing yourself.
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This is also where like a lot of like the
pointy hat which stuff a lot of like the big
nose with like like like a really big nose, green
oily skin, like all the stuff kind of comes from
anti Semitic tropes because the persecution of Jews and the
Semitism was heavily tied to the persecusion of which is
often one of the same things. So when they would
so then when they would do Sabbath, uh, they would
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they would say like they're doing like a sabot. They're
going to they're going to basically do like blood libel
with children and with the devil, which is which is
which is what a lot of witches are about, like
finding children and stuff, because it actually is tied to
all the stuff. Now, I'm not saying we have to
cancel witchcraft, which is totally fine. You could do all
this stuff. It is really cool. But the or a
lot of the origins of which hunting is tied to
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these antis anti Semitic tropes. Um. So anyway, she she
goes to describe different like pagan like festivals through throughout
the years, um with like like youle and all this
kind of stuff, Midsummer blah blah blah blah blah. And
the last one, the eighth one. It's October three one,
or Halloween, because she calls the the unholy Satanic New Year. UM.
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She says that the rights and ceremonies and which Halloween
was originally observed, had their or gin among the Druids.
In the course of time, there were added to them
some of the rights, particular to the Roman festival of Panama,
which is which presided over the harvests. November first among
the Druids was the beginning of the year and the
festival of the Sun God. They lighted fires in honor
of their false god. They believe that October thirty one,
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the end of the old year. The Lord of Death,
which she puts in apprentheses the devil. Oh good, I'm really,
I'm really again very appreciative of how of how clear
her writing is. So the Lord of Death gathertt gathered
together all the souls of the dead who had been
allowed to enter the body of another human being. The
belief is that the root this belief is the root
of the false belief and reincarnation. Now I did not
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fact fact check any of this, so I have no
idea how how accurate these these claims are for what
she views as the origin of Halloween. But I think
they're pretty funny. Um, I know, like there is Halloween,
like Halloween kind of traditions are are There is like
stuff around this time through a lot of like old
pagan stuff. Like the modern notion of Halloween is pretty
pretty modern, Like the whole like trigger treaty ing thing
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and all. Like the way we modernly think of Halloween
is pretty it's pretty new, because I mean, there was
of course, like all Hallow's Day or like all Saints
Day and the Eva which other people would do shenanigans,
which is what we currently have as Halloween. That's the
day before All Saints Day. All Saints Day is November one. Um, like,
you know, the modern notion of Halloween is not it's
not super old. So I'm not quite sure how tied
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these old harvest festivals really are to our modern Halloween.
That's something I could look into later. But I just
picked up this book and I'm reading right from it
because that's easier. So yeah, So she views Halloween now
as like as a pagan the pagan holiday. Um, this
pagan festival, Halloween is it broadly celebrated throughout the Christian
nations as a major holiday. In America, Halloween has become
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a kind of saturnalia for children, a night in which
the rules are suspended and children venture out to demand
streets and threatened reprisals against this dingy. Yeah, okay, I
mean that is a cooler way of looking at Halloween.
If it would literally the saturnality a children would actually
take the role of the parents and make decisions for
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the family and demand Yeah, I mean parents would have
to go to school, kids would have to go to work.
That would actually be an incredible that would be that
would be so many people would die in plane crash,
but it would be especially if you enforced it, like
you don't have a choice. You are piloting the plane
today and a bunch of other kids are getting on
(26:25):
it to go on work. The kids on air traffic control,
they don't know what they're doing either, forcing all of
the soldiers out of the various countries we put them into.
Having like the children of special forces guys conduct raids
in the Midia. It is pretty easy for a kids
to use an a K. So I think it is
a rs even easier. Yeah, it would be funny. Yeah,
a lot of people are not going to have very
successful heart surgeries that, but it will be very funny
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in like a cosmic sense. Increasingly and alarmingly, this celebration
is assuming dreadful expressions of evil and harmful acts are
perpetuated against the children themselves in serious proportions. The treats
are increasingly found to contain drugs, poisons, razor blades, needles, ground, grass,
and many other harms. Oh yeah, I didn't. I didn't
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even think of that, because that's like needles and grass. Yeah,
oh no, grass, So yeah, she she she does seem
really really really thrilled with this idea that the people
are giving out free drugs, which, man, what a dream
I wish. Um. Halloween, like Christmas, is also highly commercialized
and it's part of a major money making event for
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the merchants. Okay, breaking in at the present time second
only to Christmas in that vein. Halloween is the Satanic
New Year, and as a celebration of the devil and
is he's using the world today to gain greater acceptance
of the perversity as he continues to proclamate his doctrine
of demons, so that that is fun um. Then she
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has a very small section on old World Halloween traditions,
which I'm not going to read tons of because again
I don't know how verify these things are I am
going to read. Like and she goes on to talk
about like how like the laws against witchcraft and like
the six hundreds, and she was a big stuff. Um
she was, she was. But I do I will read
just the first sentence of the Old World Halloween traditions
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section Irish traditions DELI Yeah here that Irish We're coming
for you. Bring it on. De Origin, Various methods of
finding the Future, and Halloween we're accepted as tradition. So
that that's really all I'm gonna say, because I just
love the line Irish traditions delition in rich Yeah, I
mean that's I think every Irish person I know would
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agree with that. That's really all you gotta say. Yeah,
oh man, it is it is. Wow. What a what
a book. It just keeps going on. So she talks
about like the basically like the people's different. Honestly, this
section is not even tons about Halloween and more about
different people's belief in witchcraft. So like she goes through,
like all the laws against witchcraft in Britain, she goes
(28:54):
against like she goes she she talks around the witch
trials in America, um saying that there were witches, but
she doesn't talk about all the like how many come
on you coward? Yeah, uh, it's it's pretty she she has.
It's a little bit of I I I'm actually gonna
read some of the stuff on on on America. Belief
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in witchcraft was common to the early settlers in America.
But which is we're charged with making wex and images
of their victims and causing their illnesses by sticking pins
in the image or making by sticking pins in the
image or making them waste away by melting the images
before the fire. This belief is held by the peoples
of Africa as well as other pagan people in a
you know, and widely varieting in widely varying civilizations and localities.
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The early settlers do not initiate this belief in America,
but found it already to be belief in the American
Indians who populated this country. So that that's her little
section on that, which is I don't know, hashtag problematic.
I would call that slightly problemat I would call it
slightly problems You know what's not problematic, Garrison, the the
products and services that are gonna hopefully sell candy kids.
(30:05):
We we guarantee that less than a third of them
are responsible for the disappearance of a million children, million children.
That's the behind the bastards guaranteed less than a third
of our sponsors who are undocumented too, well, yeah, but
which is making them much more. It's likely much more.
But anyway, here's the ads, here's the ads. Ah, we're back,
(30:35):
we are all right, bringing home Garrison, bring it home.
So yeah, she she does mention that the devil likes
to withhold the fact of existence of witchcraft, like the
devil likes to height. So most people kind of live
in the dark um, she says. Although the imps which
frolic on Halloween now are small children raping on doors
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and gleefully receiving treats. Rapping on doors, wrapping, not raping
on doors. That's a very different, very different holiday. Well,
who knows, that might be Canadian things. That's Canadian Halloween.
The night which was formally accepted as the time when
witches met and demons in the form of ghosts and
ghouls who were likely to wander about, has come to
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be regarded that's a time of merrymaking and frolic. The
majority of people are so engaged and are unaware if
they satanic consultation of the magic oracles and the Covin's
and groves on this night. I say Covin's. That's not
how you say it, Well, that's how I say it.
You just you just got COVID on the brain. COVID
(31:38):
is what you call a coven that meets during COVID
because they're not properly socially distancing. All right, there we go.
But Basically she thinks that basically these all of the
witches and magic doors are meeting all these ghouls and Halloween,
and people are unaware of this, extremely concerned that children
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might like walk in on a ceremony and it didn't
get murdered. Very funny when you realize, like how isolated
these people are from the real world because they've never
just like stepped outside during Halloween, not really like especially
I mean Halloween, the two that's in six I was
eighteen then, so maybe I'm wrong, but I think there was.
It wasn't huge then, like it's gotten kind of smaller
every year. The biggest fear back then was like traffic accidents. Yeah,
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that's always the biggest. That's like the number one thing
every year. Thinking back on it, my parents shouldn't have
let me be a ninja as often as they, but
I made it through. Yeah. It's like we're saying so
many the same words again that the most of the
book is but Halloween Satan's New Year. Halloween has a
long and dark history of devilish traditions, which has survived
both Christianity and the science for two thousand years, is
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to be considered the chief festival for the worship of
the devil, which begins his new year halloweena witchcraft, or
the means by which the devil seeks to reintroduce the
worship of old false gods by synthesis of poly theism
and feminism. Yeah, that's what halloweens. Poly theism and feminism,
two sides of the same devil coin. I love to
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worship multiple gods and respect women. Just really, that is
my that's my way to spend a night with my
ghoul friends. Incredible, there's also a real here's a real
here's a real. Good quote. Um, there is no question
of the existence of modern witchcraft. It has been admitted.
It has been admitted of by thousands upon thousands worldwide
and growing rapidly in the Western countries, particularly America. The
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Word of God makes it undeniably clear that witchcraft is real.
It has existed at least six thousand years, and it
still exists today. Oh good, Yeah, that's good. Six thousand
years going good. Good for happy six thousands. I just
liked so that it's a little been around for all
these six happy six thousands, six six thousand years. Witchcraft on,
I'm guessing because it's the new year. This is also
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the birthday of witchcraft. I mean also just the birthday
of the world. Because if the world as we know,
if the world as we though it was born when
Eve ate the fruit and was Adam and Eve went
to the greater world, if that's like the birth of Dawn,
which has been here since the very beginning, well since
the beginning of like the fallen world, because you have
to assume that they had a hundred years or so beforehand.
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It's real unclear this it depends on what It depends
on what denomination you're in and what kind of theological
viewpoint you have on whether there were people outside the
garden there as people who believe that some people just don't. Um.
That is up for debate among different congregations. Yeah, so
and and and the other thing that she's really concerned
with is that witchcraft is making more people have sex,
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because she she thinks that most of witchcraft is practicing
sexual orgies on quote every continent of the world. Um,
and that's what that's what, that's that's what black masses
to her, So she is she is very concerned. I mean,
there's are and sometimes in black masses sexual elements to them.
That I hope. So, yeah, that is that it does
sound much better. But she she thinks that that's another
(34:54):
one of the main catalysts of her being fearful of
of paganism and witchcraft is that is making more people
have sex um And again she reiterates that this is
just a new form of paganism, saying that Satan's current
day revival of paganism, it's a sure sign of Christ's
second coming and it's it's pretty good. Oh. This this
is the section where she where she complains that magic
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doesn't use the Bible, even though previously she said that
white magic does. Because some magic, some which is drawn
other false religions such as the kabbala uh, Sufism, or
various Eastern religions, but never the Holy Bible, the Word
of God, or is employed in their beliefs or practices,
except in a paradoxical counterfeit, imaginative magic, rites and rituals
performed in the in the Covin's in the initiation of
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the converts and their celebrations Halloween and other Satanic sabots.
So that's that's that's that's what she thinks I mean.
But honestly, I'm pretty sure. It's like the Shabba's, it's
the Sabbath, it's I've I've heard Covid and Sabbat in
the stuff. So alright, let's have let's have a debate. Everyone,
(36:02):
everyone at no, don't don't do that. Um. She also
claims that this is this is this is a very exciting.
Several universities in America offer a bachelor's degree in magic.
I was unaware. Oh, I would love a back unaware
of because this will read now, well, this will make
me consider going to college. Now a bachelor's degree? Is
that a a b A? Or is that a b S?
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Like is that like? Is it a Bachelor of Arts
or of science? And really that's a that's a key
question about how the school mat magic is both in
our science. So yeah, well that's why I'm wondering. And
she doesn't say, she doesn't say what university she claims
does this. I mean, I've always wanted to open a
witchcraft store, so I may get a b A in
or a BS in witchcraft along with my m f A.
(36:51):
What's the business thing? What do they don't don't want
to fill it in with the acronym from the business degree.
Whatever you get. I don't know we I dropped out
of college. Garrison hasn't gone. Yeah, I went to I
went to film school. That doesn't count. Thought, it absolutely
does not. Um. Yeah. And then in this last section
she really ties modern witchcraft to the rise of feminism UM,
(37:15):
specifically starting in the sixties. She says the pre eminence
of the goddess and witchcraft has made an attractive to
some feminists. In nineteen eight which the Women's International Terrorist
Conspiracy from Hell founded as any great acronym amazing was
founded as a political protist group who who purport who
purportedly justified their name as mere jest, it is what
(37:38):
a what a good name, which when an international quite
an exciting, quite an exciting back when we could have
fun and activism. That does sound amazing. Many of the
members of this feminist movement are unaware of the cultural
movement within the political and many are are more and
many more are entirely unaware of the spiritualist movement within
(37:59):
the cultural moment. So a whole bunch of weird stuff
around how whiches are using political feminism to inject cultural feminism,
to inject cultural witchcraft into the mainstream. This is all
what the goal of feminism is. Um. So yeah, and
she has this whole whole poir of feminist feminist witches.
Feminist witchcraft is at present the most rapidly growing segment
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in the witchcraft revival, and it is from the spiritual
core at the heart of the feminist movement that the
political and philosophical women's rights tenants as a whole emerge
to name what to name one such tenant the rights
to abortion, or more correctly phrased, the might the rights
to murder children not yet born. This this coincides with
the which is present ritual practice of murdering children already born.
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So she thinks that abortion is just a way for
witches to to speed up the ritual process. Yeah, that
is what that is her that that's her main bomb
at the That sounds that sounds accurate. Yeah. Um, she
doesn't just have a great section describing the different tools
which is used. Um and uh. An athlete a phallic
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penis symbol of the liberated, unbridled, unlawful sex, represents the
power of self will. It's pretty pretty good. Sexual symbols
are common in witchcraft, and which is are unrepressed by
God's mortal law in their sexuality. Their use of sex
symbols is rooted in paganism. So again, she's very scary
that people are having sex and enjoying it, specifically women.
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She's very scared that women are giving sex and enjoying it.
Sounds right. I hate it when the people pushing this
line are themselves women, but it does. I mean, that's
a huge part of the evangelical propaganda movement. Yeah, see
a bunch of ship, Margaret Atwood wrote. You know, now
she gets to describe some some of the coolest parts here.
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A typical which is Sabbath celebration, will have a sky
clad parenthesis, nude penthis, which is gathered in an isolated place,
a grove of trees if possible, around an altar which
holds an icon or statuary of a false goddess and
or God's and candles for fire, a chilus for water
or wine, a container of salt and a container for
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earth rather than the bread, and a sword or a
wand which sounds amazing. To just have a whole bunch
of naked which is in the forest around a ritual
altar fire. This sounds like the best best time ever.
It does sound like a good Saturday night. This does
sound like a good who knows we can? We can,
we can get wild? So yeah. She goes in to
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describe what she thinks magical rituals are and different things
that she could do again, she is very concerned. Um
ritual sex is engaged into intensify the magical power raised
in the cone of power combined wheels of the coffined
witches is symbolized with a code shaped hats see the
typical pictures of which is in literature. Are you kidding me?
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Because nobody wearing one of those hats has ever gotten fucked.
I feel confident, say I wear that hat. All right,
Let's let's move forward, Garrison. That's not fair, allegedly, let's
move forward the cone of power mm hmm, yeah. The
Cone of power is is incredible after raising, and it
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is phallic, so it must be for fucking. After the
raising and release of the Cone of power. A ritual
covid communication with cakes and wine, which the priestess or
priest has consecrated by dipping into the chalice and touching
the cakes with other unholy tours are passed on from
a kiss from the priestess to the priest. Um. Basically,
this just sounds like a fun time. Um. Yeah, but
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I do love the Cone of Power, which I have
not read in any other magic book. No, I have
not ever heard of. I've read a decent amount, and
I've never heard of the Cone of Power. Yeah. That
feels like pure her. That feels like somebody who's deeply
sexually frustrated. It's kind of shape like a dick and
being like it's got to be your penis, poor lady.
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Then she she has a small section on Satanism, particularly
like the iron Ran the version of Satanism. So I'm
not even gonna get into that. I find that boring
and it doesn't matter, and and and and she even
says that these Satanists don't believe in an actual devil
a lit. They just sifer evil. So I'm not even
gonna bother with this section because it's just talking about
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the dumb iron Rand version of Satanism. And I don't
care about that. Um, if you like it, I mean whatever.
It has an anarchistic stuff kind of but it's also
very randy and and it has it has a lot
of like not great stuff either. I don't I it's
fine and all, it all is more effort than I
want to put into thinking about the universe. And then
I think, I think this could be. I think this
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is our last, our last paragraphor this section is called
titled the end of the Witches, Witches, our children of
the devil, the end of the witches, sorry, the end
of the witches before their idols first altars that their
depraved spots where they eat and drink and play their
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gross music and sing and dance naked and shameless and
corrupt and defile themselves and desecrate God's holy Sabbath shall
surely be accomplished by God, who will put them, who'll
put them to death and cut off their souls forever
among his children. So that's that's the end of the witches. Everybody,
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We're gonna be dancing naked, shamelessly, like having like an
undeniably good time, being able to dance naked and group
great shame, listening to gross music and singing, what a time.
Sounds like the ideal weekend. And then and then God
will put us to death. And it does sound a
little bit like our last weekend. But it was very cold,
so people were wearing yeah, so very happy with the weather.
(43:50):
That is that is that is most of that is
most of the good parts of the book. Again it
gets two d pages. Yeah, it's a nice breezy read.
Grab it you know this weekend. It's only ten bucks
on Amazon. What a deal, what a steal? Yeah, and
it is fun that she she does. Um, there is
one there is one section where she like outlines what
all she thinks like magic is like all like all
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of like the different groups. She puts them into a
really nice little package. But I don't think I can
find that because again there's two hundred pages and I
did not mark off that section. But I think I
think we decently got the gist of the main main
parts of this book. Um. Again, most of it is
just her talking about Jesus and and and and the
Christian soul. Um. But the one which which is of
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indoor section is pretty good and honestly worth the read.
So that is my first book report of her. It
could happen here. All of you Satan's New Year beloved
children enjoyed this this this book and are are properly
warned about the dangers of witchcraft which is coming to
make your children have a pretty red you're gonna dance
in the woods listening to gross music. So I hope
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everyone on this Halloween danced in the woods listening to
gross music. I hope those of you who climactically could
did so naked. Um. I hope none of you got
hit by cars while dressed as Ninja's and I I
also hope that most of you weren't out trick or treating,
because I think the average age of our listeners is
sometime in the mid twenties. That would be a little
bit of a little awkward, a little bit weird, but hey, whatever,
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it's your life. Do you think, Hello everyone, Garrison here
just going to be adding in one quick correction for
our Halloween Satan's New Year episode. So towards the end,
we made some assumptions about the the Code of Power
which were apparently incorrect. So the Code of Power does
actually seem to be a thing inside Ritual magic Um,
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but particularly Wika. So I'm not super familiar with Wika.
This is not this is not my system of choice,
so I was unaware that this is actually a thing,
but apparently apparently it is. It is it is a
method for centering or directing or like raising energy. Um
well it is, it is less tied to the which
has happen though, so that part is is more um
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made up. I cannot find much tying the cone of
power directly to like the cone shape which his hats.
This is mainly an invention of of of Doctor Billy
from at least from from what I can tell. But
apologies for assuming that the Cone of Power was completely
made up and when in fact it is a part
of worker. So sorry, sorry to the Wickens and the
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more proper witches for that. For that, for that gross
assumption on mine and Robert's part. Anyway, this wraps up
our Spooky Week of content. I hope you had a
good Halloween. This episode should be releasing on Halloween itself,
so I I hope you are having or had a
good time, and hopefully you were able to celebrate Halloween
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Satan style just like it was designed to. So goodbye everybody,
see you on the other side, and hopefully we can
do Spooky Week again next year. Goodbye. It could happen
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