November 6, 2024 • 66 mins
In episode 1771, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, musician, author of The Advice King Anthology, and host of Cold Brew Got Me Like, Chris Crofton, to discuss… The Video Cart Presentation Chris Brought For The Class Today and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I had phone posits, like when they first came out
and I was like thirteen, and I remember this sixteen
year old just pulled up on me and it was like, hey,
what's but my feet were too small, like he really
sized you. And I was like eight, and he was
like what the fuck first time? And then I think
(00:26):
at that point I was like, oh, I guess you
like my shoes. And then I was like, oh no, no, no, yeah,
I went through the same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I was like, oh, I guess he liked my shoes,
but I was too young, and the dude kind of
moved on.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And I told my uncle later. He's like, na, man,
tell them you wear two different sizes. Tell him like
eleven and a half on one, thirteen on the other.
I'm a fucking freak. Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I did my feet and ship. Bro, I don't know
if you want these pairs. My athlete's foot goes crazy
into summer. Oh real, I won't even look at him.
You'll get shit danky.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I cleared out a whole floor of the college dorm.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Man, it was so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You mean on the outside of the shoes. Usually people
just comment on what's going on on the inside. You
know what I'm saying. We got a whole biome down there.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Brother. All right, man, nice to meet you. I gotta go.
I'm just trying.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm just trying to pick up my kid.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Man. Wait, wait, wait, I get over here.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You want to smell something in the fucking clear your
scalp of head, Jasmine, Why don't you hop on his
magic carper ride, because I'm gonna saw you a whole
new world of it. Hello the Internet, and welcome to
season three, sixty three, Episodes three of Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
High Heart Radio.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So much coming out there, so much. We are America's
only undecided podcast. It's still under look. I'll go with
the talking about it beforehand? Did I committed a bit
of voter fraud? And I voted for them both? I
just had to do the voting equivalent of a standing
(02:12):
slow class.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And by that you voted for both Jill Stein and RFK.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And RFK yeah my two favorite candidates. Why who did
you think I was talking about this whole time?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Zei Gang.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
This is a podcast where we take deep batude, America
share consciousness.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's also a podcast that.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
For the long ones, we record a day in advance,
so it's Wednesday, November sixth, twenty twenty four. Where you are, Yeah,
where we are. It's election day, right, It's Tuesday, November fifth.
We are in the Silent Meditation retreat that Jared Leto
(02:50):
was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic,
where he came back two weeks into lockdown. It was like, guys,
what the fuck? The traffic is like a right now?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What is am?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I just like so zen that it just seems like
there's no traffic Anyways, That's where we are. We are
in the past. We are inside a time capsule. We
don't know what happened in the election last night.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Today, whatever, this day. But look, I think everyone I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Know Diggers Podcast episode.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I will say this.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Having to do a daily news show over the last
year has been a bit of an exhausting You're welcome America,
and I'm yeah, I I just I just want to
go to a nice place and not think about what
can or can't be electorally. But I want to go
to the farm where my pet dog went and when
(03:50):
I was a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
You don't want to go there?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, it sounded so nice. There's a nice couple that
just kind of played with him. Yeah, falls, I love
chasing you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Know me, I love cha? Yeah, but look closely at
the woman there. Her name is Christy nom. You don't
want to be at this place. Sits bad news, bears.
Hey it's November six, But hey, but I guess that means.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do we have Does anybody have the nerve what to
do a day?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
A day on November?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They do? I mean, hell, they did Redhead's Day and
National Donuts Day on election day.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What do we get today? So November six, this is
the day after election day, National Saxophone Day, okay, National
Nacho's Day, and National Stress Awareness Day, which I think
everyone is acutely aware of, maybe their stress. I think
that was the one act day we've seen today. But
they maybe should have moved that one back a couple
(04:47):
to be like, hey stress huh yeah yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Or forward yeah yeah, we're forwards. Big day for Bill Clinton.
I guess you know that guy playing the saxophone getting
winning presidential election news. I don't think he ever kicked
nachos out a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
If you know I was about to, I wrote my
own specscript called American Nacho.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You don't want to know about nothing. We've got nothing
this is the episode. We don't know who won the
fucking presidential election last night. But that's not true. It's
not true that we got nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Actually, first of all, we do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
We do have a ka's My name is Jack O'Brien. AKA,
let's find something else to talk about. Fuck this election
just all around, Let's find something else to talk about.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
How about mud.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Held on the discord.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Kind of anticipating what the show is gonna be.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, I was gonna say, were you gonna say mud larking?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah? I feel like that. I think they did. Did
we tell them what what we were not?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I feel like we might have teased anyways, to be
joined as always by my co host, mister.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Miles who wow, wow wow. Just it's Miles. It's Miles.
It's Miles. Look, I'm just I just I just want
to I just I just want to chill out.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I could care less about the nation struggling.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I just want to kiss you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
I'm sure, I'm I'm sure you know the capitalism will win,
so that I do feel good about. That. Question is
who does that? Whose version in the Taylor's version, We
don't know, but anyway, Yeah, it's Miles thanks, shout out everybody.
(06:43):
We made it. Okay, uh yesterday, take your time. Yes,
And here we are on the other side of it,
and I feel I feel fine. I'm I just I
just we just need to do something else. We just
I think everyone needs a little bit of a something
else to talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And then hey, come Thursday, when we know maybe a
little bit more, maybe we can start dunking on people.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We'll see, we'll see or we will see.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well Miles, Yes, it being the you know substitute teacher Day.
It's you know, teachers out because teacher doesn't know what
the fuck to talk about. No big news that we
can speak of that is going to be relevant. In
twenty four hours, we are rolling in the video card
and we've got I think rated best substitute teacher that
(07:27):
I could fucking imagine in my imagination, number one.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
With a bullet.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician. You can
listen to his podcast, Colbrew Got Me Like Anywhere. His book,
The Advice King Anthology is available now anywhere fine books
are sold.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Go get it for God's sake, please.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What's up? What's up? I got an AKA wrote it.
I wrote it myself.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It works every time. Hell yeah, Bud late.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
My god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Elections a terrible effect on Jack O'Brien, just straight up going,
what's that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the election. That that's it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
It's like finally just okay, so oh yeah, here's my AKA.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Chris Crafted on Paray, Chris Crafted on Prey Dumn. Down
down there we go. Wow, wow, wow wow, croft and fever.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh yeah, America is one thing that we can guarantee
that won't be different about America tomorrow. America is still
gonna have crofting fever.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And so that's why.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That's true that no matter what happens, they can't take
away my seven point four on Pitchfork.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Hell no, they can't.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's not all about it.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Can't it isn't.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's the one that one Pitchfork article where they went
back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually, this
album that we gave a nine to, we're gonna move
it down to like a seven.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, it turns out, clap your hands, say, yeah, it
wasn't actually a tend it's.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
A big boy from Outcast, which I think was actually
probably they the his first album was very.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Good, but they were like, this is one of the
best rap albums of all time.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
That's one way to that's one way to stop thinking
about the election. Revise your reviews of Heavy D and
the Boys or whatever. Yeah, we shouldn't and the Boys
actually deserved a five point nine not at.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Are you trying to avoid thinking about the election?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Me?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh my god, what a what a horrible, horrible time
to be alive.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
So yeah, today's like a bad day, you know, I mean,
except like some people aren't even thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think about that. There's a lot of people who
do not even care about.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
This shit fucking bit great. I love that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It was a Yeah, we've been following these seven I
think it was seven undecided voters on the front page
of the New York Times.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Of the New York Times.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Every time something big happened to the election, they check
in with these seven random people who were like I
don't really know or and one of them was like
always leaning Trump, and then they just they ended up.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Voting for Harris. And their explanation was like.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, just like looked into it. And like he was
like committing fraud during the last like he was asking
people to like steal votes for him. So like they
kind of won me over at the finish line with
that feature because it was like, oh yeah, like most
people don't give a shit about the stuff at all.
They're like I pay attention to the election like once
(11:04):
every four years for like you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Have for this. Who's calling you, Chris, my friend Parker,
pick it up.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Let's pick it up, answer of the phone anytime anybody
calls us during this episode?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
All right, we are?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Are we picking up scam?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Likely's too? I don't know. I feel like, really we
just totally lost commitment on that one scam likely is?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I feel like are usually just just don't even know anything.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, well, Parker Parker is my friend who he plays
drums for all these huge acts, and he also is
currently working at a supermarket. So we just try and
help each other through this. We're both in our fifties
and trying to figure out like, hey, how did you know,
like how do we make money?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You know, like it's a cool system that we have
with the town, Like some of our most talented musicians
unable to make any money.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
He's had so much success that people would totally assume
that he is rich and he is not. Not only
is he not rich, and the same with me. You know,
it's like not that people would think I was rich,
but but you know, Parker's resume is pretty incredible, but
he's We're just sort of helping each other. We talk
a lot about what's next for us, and and trying
(12:29):
to hang in there and and and still make art.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But also just sort of try to.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Normalize our existence and stop trying to be live on
just one hundred percent trying to I don't know, like
living on your own reputation doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
And and you would think, you know, like that that
it would or maybe you've been convinced that once you
did this special thing, then you would feel great for
the rest of your life, which you know, not only
that only lasts like a couple of days. You get
on a high after something, no.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Matter how great it is, is like I remember.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
The most I've ever gotten from a good thing is
a couple of days. Yeah, that's like a land speed
record of like, wow, the vibes are really good for
a couple of hours.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
The only person who's successfully run on one hundred percent
special events is like Mick Jagger and it's sort of sad.
It's sad to watch. Yeah, yeah, He's like, I want
to go out again tonight. You want to go out again?
You're eight two years old? Yeah, but I feel empty? No,
but you're you know, like, can't we go somewhere? I
know someone will recognize me.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Your hand hasn't stopped bleeding in days?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Do we have a gig tomorrow? Tomorrow? You know? I
mean that works for him because he can always get
a gig.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I'm interested to see, speaking of hand doesn't stopped bleeding
in a couple of days. I'm interested. I have this
like random phantom jaw pain for the past like week
and a half, and I'm wondering if it's election related,
Like I mean fantom, like just a pain right here
that like I don't know, it doesn't correspond to anything,
just hurts really bad, like all of a sudden. I
think it like kicks up sometimes when like things are stressful.
(14:06):
Just it'll be interesting to see if if it's related
to election stress.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
If I'm it's one of the new keys to winning
the election job job pain, democratic win coming. If Jack
has a jaw pain.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Well that's kind of interesting too, what you're bringing up
your jaw pain and being like, what the hell is
my jaw pain? It's like a we're like all like
kind of going back to like trying to have community,
even on a podcast where we're supposed to being like
whoa he you know, like, oh my god, look at
this stupid pair of shoes that so and so is wearing.
(14:45):
And now you're now you're like, I have a phantom pain?
Do you guys know what it is? That's that's what
everybody's doing. And I don't think it's all bad because
when things are just up and running like they were
for most of my life, where you're just like politics
or something you don't need to worry about in America
is gonna be fine because it's America. You don't really
(15:07):
think you need to rely on anybody. And so this
is a lousy way to find out about it. But
I think in a capitalist society it's the only way
we would ever find out about it is to completely
be brought to our knees with stress, and then finally
we will reach out to somebody because we have no choice.
And that's a crazy way to be because we're always
supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Reaching out to each other. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, and now it's like I love that you're on
here talking about fantom pain and now I want I'm
gonna show you guys a spot on my leg. Yeah,
I'm gonna put my leg up to hold on.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Just I'm gonna see what you guys think this is.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Okay, let me see.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm not really gonna do it all right, usually say Chris,
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. Firs, some things we're talking about later.
We ain't talking about ship anything shit to talk about.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I mean, we've got a lot to say. We got
a lot to talk about.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
We're gonna take a break today, glad. I'm so glad
you guys are taking a break. Let's let's have fun
because let's have some sort of look at some crofton video.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, favorite favorite Way compilations, you know.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
And when I say let's have some fun, I mean,
you know, let's yeah, let's pretend that our problems are are.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
From another time.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Let's talk about the JFK assassination, which actually does connect
to all this because Boomers had their ship together. The
Boomers would have fucking stormed the Capitol when JFK got assassinated,
not like two years ago. That's they were too they
were too happy, they had too much stuff, like the
middle class was still firing on.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Children like a whiplash.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But it is wild to realize, like when you go
back and read, like the conspiracy theory started right away,
like the second they shot Oswald too killed on National TV,
like as everyone like at home still morning, like Kennedy
being assassinated, and then like Oswald gets shot on TV,
(17:06):
like everyone's like, Okay, this like doesn't make any fucking
like this is a weird, Like they started right away,
but you're right that like they just they were like
what is this strange mixture of like suspicion and anxiety
and depression. It's like, oh, that's you know, cynicism, that's
(17:27):
you've just like cynicism has just been invented for you
a lot of boom.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah, the economy was too good back then for them
to really be like.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
They were like, ah, this seems like bullshit, but whatever.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
But now they're like now the economy's shot, so now
they're like something's wrong in the deep state and all
this stuff and the deep state's been been like, you know,
just doing diabolical shit for the entire length of our
country's existence.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But they just are ready now to say I've had enough.
What the fuck the Democrats?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
You know, hey, I'm counting on that deep state to uh,
you know, do the right thing.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Well, whatever it is, this country has been an absolute
scam since day one, and and it's and it was
just it was just a scam that made people happy
enough that they didn't care that it was a scam.
But now they've all decided it was a scam just
because now they have to wait too long in line
at the grocery store or whatever stupid reason they've decided
(18:25):
that they've had it.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
But they're not speaking English at Wendy's right.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
But the time they should have lost their minds is
when fucking the CIA, in conjunction with who knows who,
blew away one of the most popular presidents in history
on fucking television, And and and they were.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It wasn't on television, when it didn't happen on television,
well maybe some local affiliates maybe.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
No, the Pruiterer film came a long time later like that.
At the time, it was like more of a we
like people hearing tell of it, and then once the
pruder came out, people got that. I think that fucked
people up pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah, deep stately newer, Yeah, you know, backwards spells.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
President Reagan. Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
We truly like have very little plan for this episode
other than guys, a bit of a bit of a
standing on the edge of a future that could go
in many different, very strange, very horrible directions.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
One thing I think we'll all still enjoy an addition.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
To Chris Croft in this some fucking videos.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
So we're gonna take a quick break and then we're
gonna come back. We're gonna look at some of Chris's
favorite videos, uh, some of our favorite videos, some old classics.
We'll describe them to you if you're just listening to
this episode, and we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, we're back. Oh oh we.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Do we know who one? Do we know who one?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I am checking Twitter as though that's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I'm checking Twitter right now and it sounds like people, Yeah,
the polls are still open. Okay, poles still open. We're
not going to know one even I mean right, we're
not going to know what I think because of what
we're talking about. That shit. I think because the.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Last year, last year, twenty twenty, we all think it's
going to take a week, but I think it's unlikely
to take that long.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
No, No, they changed a lot of laws changed.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, so we should know. They should know by the
time they listen to this. The five people who aren't
giving forward to our episode where we talk about who
actually won.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is fun. Yeah,
I think that.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I think, like the reason I brought a couple of videos.
One is this account. Well it's a guy or somebody
or somebody calling themselves Helmer Rienberg, and it's a ton
of like I love these videos. They're all about the
JFK assassination and they are like they all have this
like public domain spooky music behind them, and that's the
(21:17):
main thing I like. It's like, I know some people
like to listen to like you know, women eat pasta
or whatever and that's called MSRH or whatever. Eat like
a strawberry chocolate or whatever. Like that guy we had
on one time, remember that guy we talked about it.
We eat all that crazy food, like a sexy, sexy
(21:38):
food so like for me, this is like that, It's
like I chill out and I look at this, and
I realized that this country has been an absolute it's
just full of of of it's a pyramid scheme. And
that does tie into me feeling better about yes, we
need to stop going to Starbucks and are running for office,
(22:01):
and and that it has been the case for a
long time. It's just that now we're finding out. And
and so I know that if Trump or what's her name.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Kamala gets what's her name?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
No, I mean, I don't even know, like or Jill
Stein or whoever, it's gonna be the same blooney, it's
gonna be the same blogoney.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Basically, Trump's gonna Trump's worse. With Trump, it will be
a little bit worse. So it will definitely be a
little bit more.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah, what what sort of.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
God?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Now? You gotta say, you gotta reply, let me say,
And then smiley faced with this yeah one like the
one big eye one that I think it was Parker.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight
for the election.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's what anyway, Yeah, I all have to say, Yeah,
I don't know that that's the thing. Funk.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
We're talking about the election again, but I just we're
not talking about feelings around the election.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Every I have a feeling because he's gonna go back
to a brunch so fucking hard. It's gonna be just
mind brush many Yeah, yeah, yeah, that whole thing. How
Like that's sort of like that was the phrase in
twenty twenty, how everyone was so tired of like the
pandemic and like being politically engaged and the like you know,
black Lives Matter things that were happening over the summer
(23:19):
that like, can we just get like back to brunch,
you know, like where we don't have to like deal
with the ills of our of our current country.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Right right, Like Kings of Leon's new record that's called
can We Please Have Fun? Yeah, way to read the
room absolutely Fads.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
My friend from high school I think is married to
that singer. Anyway, shall we do? You want to? So
this is Helmer Reenberg. Yeah, this is Hellmerenberg.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
And and and he's just talking about like the Officer
Tippet shooting. And if you guys don't know about the officers.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Up for me.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Officer Tippett was shot allegedly by Lee Harvey oswall Le
while he was running after the assassination, when he was
running toward the theater where he got caught. You know,
but Officer Tippett wasn't supposed to be where he was
when he was shot. He was supposed to be downtown
along with every other patrol officer that was in the city,
(24:17):
because the assassination had already happened, So he wasn't supposed
to be And they even have like transcripts. This isn't
like nineteen ten. They had transcripts of the police calls.
They even have audio of all the police calls. They
were taping all the transmissions, so they have the like the.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
They have the radio.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
They have the actual announcement where they say, all patrol,
every officer in this city, every squad car go to
Dealey Plaza.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a diard
h bank robbery. It's like, oh, you thought the JFK
assassination was political? Who said, we're not bank.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Robbers who took off with your gold bully on? Huh Bob.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near downtown,
and they.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Close enough that Lee Harvey Oswald was able to reach
there on foot right.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Well, no, but no, but Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill
Officer Tippet.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh. I mean, the whole assassination is absolute garbage. I
mean it JFK debates, isn't it more isn't it more
fun to debate something that's way in the past. Though,
I just.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Love it because I know this is Jack's ship.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So you're not I know you have an opinion on
every single thing and crossed into this energy.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I'm like, I'm just gonna be like here.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Okay, weaves that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself,
they are absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That is the most obvious.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Sane, ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I don't think they're I don't think it's as insane
as some of the other their theories. I don't think
he acted alone, but I have Well, he may have
done talked.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
About he may have done something, but he he also
may not have because there were people running out of
the building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria
holding a Coca Cola like two seconds after the shooting,
which implied that he was in the cafeteria while the
shooting was happening.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
How did Coca Cola leave branding like that on the table?
You know, he just did like change to the course
of human history and immediately's overcome with the need to
have a refresh like co.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Cola so much that he was able to shoot the
president and run four floors.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, and then kill again. Ain't nothing walks away. So
the hel Marineburg thing is just great. I mean hel Marineburg.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Hel Marienburg's great for whoever he is, some guy you
know from Sweden, probably from fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Ago, Rene Beg. He probably got run over by a
bus in twenty ten. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
I'm watching this ship from two thousand and seven. Yeah,
And anyway, I just love I love these these things
because it reminds me that that we're not the first
generation to deal with a bunch of nonsense, except for
this time we are aware of it. And that generation
for some reason was like, I'm happy enough with my
you know, dollar a pound ground chuck, and I don't
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care whose shot officer tippet.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, I got ground surloin for a dollar twenty.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
But if you think Lee Harvey Oswald shot officer tipic. Wait,
so what is this? This is at first of all, Chris,
this is a ten minute video, so we don't have
to watch any of it. We don't have to watch
any of it. I'm just saying I do want to
hear the music. I don't know we were really doing.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I didn't know we were really doing videos because last
time I had some, I should have gotten more fun.
I didn't know what we were doing this show. I
didn't know we were doing, like escapism. I would have
brought you a video some guy like getting slapped in
the face by a paintbrush.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, well, let's look at that too. But here's the
this is the Hellmerenberg just a little music. I like
the music, and I like this conspiracy. It makes me
feel I don't know somehow it's it me. Okay, well,
let's where the music is that hold music? So that's
like them, don't them, don't don't. I want to find
out how I can get an album of this on vinyl. Okay,
(28:11):
let's go, let's find out. On November twenty second, nineteen
sixty three, Dallas police officer Jade Tippett was murdered in
Oak Cliff about forty five minutes after the assassination of
President Kennedy. According to witnesses, Tippitt stopped his car at
the curb on Tenth Street and spoke with a man.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, and there's a guessing film officer tip and then
they just like scrunched it up.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's like real.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Tippet got out out of the car and went to
the man.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
The man pulled a gun and shot. But sorry, no,
you need to more.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
But but but but tipp It was hit four times
and died. There's the music. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
This is the music from Karate Kid two when they got.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
This is like, this seems like a music bed for
like a racist depiction of like a massage parlor.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I picture I picture Hell Marienberg playing the recorder.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, so this is Oh he's a looker.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
JD. Tippit is hot. JD. Tipper was hot, dude. Yeah, No,
one's like, no one talks about that kind of looks
like RFK No.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
So then Lee Oswald does kind of look like arth
kejingor damn.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's interesting and that's interesting. Chris, do you want to
read the I think maybe, I mean, it.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure everybody is like
confused as to what this is or why I'm talking
about it, but somehow it is heartening to me. You
know that we should have stormed the Capitol in nineteen
sixty three. That's when this happened, when a complete bunch
of bullshit was dropped on the American public, when one
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of the most popular presidents in history who wanted some
progress on civil rights and some progress on taking corruption
out of Union's getting rid of the mafia and stuff.
I mean, whether or not those things were even like
good ideas they were, there was some There was a
huge amount of idealism. I'm just saying, that's the moment
in this country when people became cynical without realizing it,
(30:14):
and they are just too happy to to really to
really let it sink in.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
And now we're dealing with everybody was happy with the
state of America in nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I will no, no, every miles, everybody. Okay, now I'm
really on a podcast, dude, everybody was better.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
You know how much shit costs in nineties, Dude, you
could get a Hamburger for seventeen cent.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Wait, so that no, just gonna say, do you think
that if it doesn't make any difference, If you think
that though, that that that America has has you know,
has has lost its core, lost, lost its way or whatever.
It's just been lost. And I don't know why that
makes me feel better. It just makes we want to
fucking hang in there because other people were hanging in
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there without even knowing it. These people are shopping while
while this stuff was was surrounding them. Now we can
at least shop and be aware that things are fucked
I don't know, I don't know why that makes me
feel better, but it just does make me feel better
to know that we are engaging with the problem now.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Reading about other fucked up times in US history when
you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up
time in US history, I think that makes sense. Like
this is a continuum, this is we're all part part
of a story and people have lived through it before.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Yeah, and even more importantly just for me, like I
like the fact that that we should have been activated
by JFK. But but everybody was just to to to
you know, checked out or whatever.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I just to throw people off the scent that he
had Kennedy killed. Then passed a lot of civil rights legislation, so.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Passed that ship if I wanted him dead. Oh my god,
that is such a good LVA tell you about. That's
all up at my chunk in my bum hoole. Man,
come on.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Now, oh man, Rodbie does bunghole. He does need his
pants altered because he's got big, big dong and a
low bunghole.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Something that seem was going up as bunghole.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Definitely the pants that Taylor riding up my bunghole.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, he said something about he was talking about his bunghole. Jack.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Do you want to share a video? U?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, not really.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'd love to love to see more from Professor crofton
other videos.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Can you show us?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I guess I guess I'm sort of obsessed with history
because it does remind me that that, yeah, all this
bad stuff is always happening. And one of the things
that was bad was a civil war.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
And so I was.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Watching this once the first time I was ever on
the show. I talked about metal detecting and how I
watch it on on on YouTube, and I remember Miles said,
he what are you talking about? You watch people on
the beach And then I said, no, yeah, you think.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I am an idiot? No, he was like Oh boy,
what is it?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
What do you do, mister sophisticated? And I was like,
I watched historical metal Detecting, and.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm watching low brow beach metal detective, like.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Detecting the ideas just like people leave ship on the
beach and lose ship on the beach. It's just like
getting getting people's rings and getting people like loose change
and ship.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yeah, and that's not interesting to me at all. In fact,
the fact that makes me sad. That makes money, they
made bro, that makes me sad. Why does that make
you sad?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Chris?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
I just think it's like that makes me, I don't know,
like finding some earrings at somebody you know, and then
being like, ah, they're they're not real gold.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I mean that just makes me.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I just think you should be looking for the real ship.
Like are you sped to.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Be doing something better with your time? I mean you're
trying to.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Make I don't know, you should be up on the
boardwalk mugging people, yeah, strong arm robbery.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Whatever it is. I think it's sad finding people's ship
from yesterday. I don't know why, but but I want to.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I don't want to one hundred and fifty years yesterday or.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Cell phones, like, you know, this guy we're about to
watch if we watch it is like and we don't
have to. But it's this guy, Aqua Sigger, that was
one of the people that yeah, that's his name.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I know. It's like it's it's like, I don't it's
not the name I would have chosen.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
But his name is Aqua Sigger and he is like
one of the most popular. He has so many subscribers,
and he even ended up on a damn he ended
up on a on a show called oh So where
he actually got to go to England and and you
(34:45):
know and like and like all over Europe and do
like metal detecting and.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Moats and stuff that's fun. Yeah, so he got to
I didn't realize but he got to go. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
His real name is like Bo something other and he's annoying,
but he's really really relentless. And the guy I just
looks at Civil War maps and goes to the river
where the camp was and says how they drop stuff
down the bank, and then he goes and finds it.
And so one day I was watching his stuff and
then he he found a damn whole musket in the
(35:16):
in the river from the Civil War. Yeah, and I
was I was just knocked out. I was knocked out.
I was like, what else is in the river?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Then? Is like, you know, is the dark of the
Covenant and the damn river? Yeah, just sitting there. Yeah, anyways,
what else is down there? Yeah, like the damn you know,
everything is in the rif damn the US Constitution.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, old jukeboxes and and uh.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Just all kinds, I mean everything you could possibly want.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Trump's missing votes from the twenty twenty elections.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
So I'm just saying, so, yeah, so this guy, you know,
I just think it was a knock knockout thing for
me to see this that that there's still a.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
And Chris, you are not alone. This video for the
listeners at home has one point seven million views.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay, So here's him. He's saying, look, this
seems like a good area to check out. He's clearly
like in chest high water right now, kind of hot.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Also, yeah, he stands around in the water particular that
you know, said, you know, there's gonna be something there,
And I just had a hunch. I've been hunting out
for about fifteen minutes, found some modern stuff, nothing great
until now I don't know if it's great, but it's
pretty cool from what I can see.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
He's I got a decent signal on the He like
hit a smile in this way that I was like, oh,
he's excited. He's like, oh, this guy does not getting
excited either. He goes He's like, I know, but you
just uh like look there's this like little lip quiver
he does that. I'm like, oh he's excited. Oh yeah,
he's excited right now.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
This is right there, he said.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
He like his face is about to smile. And then
he's like, no, I got come on.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Ship together.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Okay, it's pretty cool from what I can see. I
got a decent signal on the eight Gold said the
water say a gun down there, some type of long gun.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
I could be like a modern shot gun, or could
be yourself a war gun.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'm hoping. I can't really tell for sure. Come on,
let's take a peek at it. He's teasing it. He
knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Anthing'sw why does he have like uh, oh, the he
has he has headphones on that look like the headphones
that wait, you're at a firing range, but it's they're
the headphones for listening to metal Detector Weird that the
style is says.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That he's like Bob Hope but with more algae war gun.
Oh yeah, this ship is so visible, like just just
sitting there, like this ship is just all around here.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
All right, He's gonna put water and it's gonna immediately
break there it is.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
We're underwater, folks. So it looks like a stick.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Yeah, it looks like you would never know you could
you can, yeah, there's but.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That thing's been walked over for you know people and
you know, yeah, swimming and cool every day. They've been
said on a damn. It seems like he just planted it.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
But it's the exact same like mossy ass color and
I know, part of a picture of everything.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Atherfucker just planted.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
He could plant it, but he's not. He finds he's
got it.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Like it looks like I feel like it would take
so much work and to get it to look like that, Yeah,
to get it to look exactly the same word everything
around it. Also just that he was like, yeah, I've
been hunting for about fifteen minutes that I've like found
a bunch of like modern stuff already. He's like Yeah,
this guy.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, stopped finding stuff. He does even videos on finding
cell phones. I hate them. I hate them. He does
vide he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Care what he fishes you off. When you see it's
like a fucking yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
He finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old
sunglasses and he's just as excited as he is when
he finds a civil war.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Gun's just everything we need to know about the people
of the year twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Right, Yeah, it makes me sad. Everybody in the year
they love like they loved l G phones. So she's
in a magnet now to see if he can get
a little magnet action. That's a hit. Uh yeah, I
think we got it.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
So he's he's got a magnet on a stick and
he just picked up the gun with it. It's definitely
a long rifle. I'm seeing civil war area here, Chris.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's a civil war carbing. Yeah, he says that's a
civil war carbing.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
And he says it all calm, But that's about as
excited as aqua chicker gets. Yeah, he's a he's a
very stoic of any guy who.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Treasurer hunter who doesn't have to name a YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I mean whatever he's doing, it's working for him.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He's got one point seven million views on this thing
of him finding some moss covered gun in the bottom
of a prick.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
He did say, Wow, this is so cool.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
He's also put up like one point seven million videos.
The guy is relentless.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
This is number one. Is here? Wow? There it is?
Look at that. There it is. There's a gun from
the Civil War? Wow?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
So which side? Which side?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Though? This reminds me though of I don't know which
one it is.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
But he he, you know, he is another example of
a guy that's like, you know, well, no, not a guy,
but the fact that he's involved with finding things from
a period of history that we think of is a
long time ago when uh, not only did the election
go badly, but there was an actual war and people
got through it, you know. So that's another thing, Like
(40:32):
I just like looking at history because it reminds me
that this is temporary and even if it is bad.
We have had a really great run in post war America,
post World War Two, we had an artificially good run
of just standing around eating ice cream and racing hot
rods and fucking and you know, doing whatever the fuck
(40:54):
we wanted. And not worrying about anything. And that is
not a normal setting, Like we are not supposed to
be able to just drive through anywhere we want and
get issued Hamburgers.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
And get a giant fucking my state issued hamburger waiting
scum back, I'm issuing you a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, I'm here from my hamburger.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
And I'd also like a giant cup of icing and
some het icing for my dog as well, because we
live in a clicula. Didn't even get fucking pup cups.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And filterless cigarettes for your daughter?
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, I mean whatever we've been living in, like, you know,
extra money to go gamble, Oh, let's go gambling. I
mean that's not this is We are living in the Heatonists.
That's why we're all so fucking over stimulated and bored
as well. And this is all I talk about in
coldbrug got me like, so I'm actually just pirrating my
own content.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
But that's what podcasting is, Chris. But the fact is
they'll thank you.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's the fact is that, yes, we are not living
in an enlightened manner. We are living like complete slob
Sugar slobs were sugar eating machines on my podcast I said,
this is what I said, and I'm gonna use it
because I like it. Do you know what cafe mocha
(42:08):
was back in the old days, like say, like the
year three hundred, what a king, a king got a
cafe mocha once a year and the people danced and
only the.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
King got to eat it. Because only the king got
to experience that level.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Of decades, they're like, yes, he deserves it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
He's yes, he deserves it. Is smile and you have
to travel the globe.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
They had to travel the globe. They had to go
to Damn, they had to go to you know wherever.
They had to go to Siam, Siam to get the
damn chocolate, and then they had to go to they
had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream.
And then they had to go to the kill because
they had to go to Madagascar to get the get
the part of them. And then finally, after all these elephants,
(43:00):
trains went through the mountains and they delivered all the ingredients.
They had a bunch of very lucky people got to
assemble this mocha for the king, benevolent King.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I'm of Scandinavia. Side question, but relevant. How often you know,
knowing like how exotic things were that would travel like
by land to certain like to the monarchies of different countries,
how often do you think they pulled up and the
ship was completely like rotten and yeah, but they're like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Dude, turns out fucking yogurt is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, or like they hate it anyway because they have
no like sort of they have no basis for comparison.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
They're like, this looks amazing, this green meat you've brought me. Yeah, yeah,
I died.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
That's how we got cheese.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
They were like, we brought you milk, and they're like, oh, liquid, solid,
green ship.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, so these people had the eat green meat that
traveled on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I
don't know how many How am I supposed to choose
a movie?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
There's too many on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
They all suck different world, different problems.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I think ours are just as bad. Yeah, personally, But
to that point, I think it is what you're saying, Chris.
I think to make it serious again, things do change.
Nothing stays permanent, and for all the things that we
think is like we're just stuck in certain systems or whatever,
that things can happen, and they often do.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
They usually do so.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
And might offer a richer existence.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Then the cafe Mocha is just for the king.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
That's what I'm saying, Yes, instead of this mindless like
I want to have fifteen Cafe moca's a day and
I still feel like shit.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
And if they rune out a mocha, I say, where's
the mocha. Where's the mocha? Where's the mocha? Motherfers?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
I didn't join Starbucks rewards program to not get any
fucking mocha. You know, that's the kind of people we're
dealing with. So, like, if we actually took away all
the drive throughs, I don't know if that's on Trump's agenda.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Definitely probably not, But you know, I would like.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
If there was some moment where we had to come
together and remember that some guy fell in a river
and dropped his gun and he's probably twenty two years
old fighting for some bullshit that was all fucking organized
by politicians as usual, pitting Americans against each other while
the politicians sit on a hill and smoke pipes or whatever,
and uh, you know, we're now aware that's all. That's
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what my historical stuff is. That's what reading about hearing
about the JFK assassination is is just like, if we
can get engaged, we're gonna find out that that is
such a good feeling as opposed to this endless, hedonistic
existence which America has been indulging in.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, just yeah, the consumption to sort of sue the
like bigger problems that we have because it it's insane.
It's been pretty brilliant, I think, just globally where it's like,
let's swap out progress for consumption and use that as
the new gold standard for people to experience some kind
of meaning. It's like, how much can you get these
cool pants? And everyone feels like a husk?
Speaker 5 (45:55):
You know what I mean, there's no because everyone has
the exact same shit too, so it's.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Like, not me, you just have to my drip. I
drip different, baby, I d different. You know, you know what?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Anybody else with a Dodgers hat.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
I have never seen that nice barely applied. I voted
sex nice one. What did you say, Jack? Call me?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Because I dripped different? And I think for the listeners
it was here the second time around. Yeah, dirty jokes
from the era of the Civil war.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, let's bring back dirty jokes.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Let's you can't say anything anymore.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Welcome back to the podcast Going Blue and MOUs and Jack.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind
of that the Democrats lose so he.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Can be like, see fucking told you. I don't know
what I say, man, what I say? Mac, As long
as as long as someone tucks him in that night,
I think he'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, uh well we
it's it's about that time taking another break. Brow, We're
gonna get back, We're gonna do some other videos. We'll
be right back and we're back back.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
And I just did a cub scout outing with the
first graders and one of the things we looked at
was man made versus nature. And one of the things
that I think is very cool about the video Christia
showed us is that I would have thought that shit
was a stick on the bottom of the river. Turns
out there there's cathedrals all around us for those with us.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I just love like a kid's like, mister O'Brien, look
what I found, Like, put that fucking stick back? Are
you serious? That ain't nothing? You're gonna hurt somebody all right,
but looks it has a lever action. What just get
out of here. That's stupid. That's stupid anyway, So Dally
Plaza nineteen sixty three. I'm that stick over here. I'm
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gonna draw you a diagram. Actually bring me that. Let's
pretend this stick is the motorcade. What okay, Chris, I
have a question. You ever been to a shooting alley?
You ever been to a You ever been to a
Dutch rave? Chris? Uh No, I have not. Okay, Well,
this man in the video also hasn't, and is also
(48:25):
based on his speaking voice, sounds like an American.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
This is one of my favorite online.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Videos that I remember when we were all hanging alley
of the office, I was always saying the word piss
buck and I was like, Oh, I needed pissy book.
People need to.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Understand what this is.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
This is a video.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
This is clearly from some like weird Dutch TV show
or they're like on scene at a music festival.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, and uh they're just checking out the urinals the
male bathroom section at the rave and this is Oh
I think I've seen this. Yeah, those off flinkers, scamcraft
flinkish Kampa here comes a guy straight out of Central
casting as a truck driver. He's grabbing a urinal cake
(49:11):
or soap.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Maybe yeah, get that, get it on.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
This is.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
He's like what I think it is? Man?
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I think it is man? WHOA Yo, gobs.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Wonders are so mad, Yeah, boomers are so mad.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
A for the record, is it in piss buck?
Speaker 3 (49:39):
And for director directs it is a piss book.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, it's a piss buck. The guy when he's like,
is it a urinal?
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Is it? The whole exchange and then let me hear
him again because it froze from me. This isn't a urinalsic.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh, I think it is man.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
I think it is Man. I love that version where
you don't want to be like, yeah, dude, you're rubbing
like rave piss all over your hands right now. It's
just like, well, I feel like rave piss. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
If you like to wash your hands a rave piss,
then you got.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
That fair record. It's some piss buck.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Chris, are you looking up the definition right now on
your phone?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
No? No, I'm looking up No.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
I was just thinking about getting how people some immune
systems are pretty good. You can wash your hands and piss.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
And be fine. Probably.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
Yeah, people, you know, my dad's only eating ice creams
whole life, and he's still alive.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
He's eighty three. You know, he didn't do any one
thing that anybody said. My friend, my friend's grandmother lived
to ninety eight, smoked cigarettes and only had diet coke
and hot dogs for food. Yeah, it's yeah, what happened.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I believe in a little something called genetics.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
You know what I'm saying. Good sources. I've read good
rate horses resources. I've lost my track of thought.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
I think that the best video to watch would be
maybe hmm, I was trying to well, no, I don't forget.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
I wonder have we ever said Boso records dubbed over?
I wonder if we've ever said farther record some piss
buck Yeah, yeah, yeah for the red on the show
before and eagle eared listeners.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Do eagles have good ears? Sure? They got to hear
them and let us know if they've ever heard a
reference to that.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
Did you guys watch the Octopus Octopus on on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
The Octopus, the Octopus Exquisite Friend the Octopus. Isn't that one.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
That was like the Octopus Conspiracy or something it's about
it's a it's a great document about deep state stuff
and yay, I.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Heard about that last year. It's the Octopus, Yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
It's about a journalist that was murdered and they said
it was a suicide, but.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
It was like so suspicious, right, yeah, just like very strange.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
And and and in the middle of it one of
these government one of these like CIA operative guys like
uh he he this journalist was sort of trying to
chase down this story, and he's he took her into
his apartment and said and like his wife was there
and like she brought like sandwiches in or something.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
And then they were like we're in this office and
he's like, watch this, and he rolled the tape.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Of the there's a brutal film where where the driver
turned around and shot the president and he's like and
then he turned it off and said, don't believe anything
you see or everything you know.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Isn't true, and then told her to go away.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Like he brought her into his house to be like, oh, yeah,
have good time investigating this, but let me show you something.
And he showed that and then he said, but the
woman who told that story was dead. Serious like some
journalist who is not making that ship up.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Wait, so the dudes driving like this, and he's just like,
you know what, let me just turn around and off
this quickly.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
Kind of yes, And and it was probably fake, but
it was It was meant to freaker out.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
It was just saying, don't believe anything. Anything you think
is true.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
We fucked with basically, like, I'm involved in this ship,
and you know, before you start trying to find the truth,
know that there's a million people who will kill you
if you get close to it. And also you're not
gonna even know it if you see it.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you
brow all, but I.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
Am saying that that's a good movie to watch for
for another you know, for for another reason. Why you
should you know, maybe spend less time being mad about
Mocha and more time running for office.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
There you go mad about Mocha your new podcast.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
I wish I could play something good for you. I
would have brought some fun stuff if I knew we
were doing I didn't.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I wouldn't have brought like JFK. I thought we were
doing like I didn't know we were doing. Like I
take the day off. This, this is fun, this is okay,
the show is.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
I want this show because I want to like, I
want the people to be if this is a day off,
we should be showing videos of like there's the video
if you ever see the video of the guys trying
to drive the U haul truck out of the parking
garage and they tear the whole truck to pieces.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well, I don't think, oh it's so good.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
It's these guys who take a U all truck into
a parking garage that's not designed for it.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, it's like it's crazy that they let us just
drive you just rent you Hall trucks and drive them.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Dude, yes, do not get up.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
Yeah, and then like the whole they like do everything
you could possibly do, until they finally just have to
run away because they've like, yeah, this now this is
what I want to watch.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
This is you wanted. These guys are unbelieved that you
Haul coming in it already hit Like I think the okay,
this thing is it's like maybe I can fit. Oh,
but that's just the beginning. These guys are. That's the thing.
They're like, well, okay, well let's just back it up
to see if an American. Oh, it gets so much worse.
(55:22):
They end up. Don't watch out for that one buddy
did wait what hey wait what did they even go
up on? So they pulled they're up on three wheels.
I think it was just the they're not done. Oh
yeah they are.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
What are they doing? You're gonna fucking flip this thing.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
They are stoned, They're gonna flip it for that's a stone.
They're what it's not over, but still trying to do it.
And I love this guy's This guy got out, he's like,
hold on the tires. Yeah, I was like down, Yeah,
like they hit they hit a sewage thing? Is that
a switch line? It's it's gotten. Yeah, like going and
(56:02):
they're not done.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
I just like back just back out, but like the
backing out in a U haul truck does seem like
it would be difficult.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
And look back out, just straight back. Damn. I identify
with this. At least this isn't happening. They're just for
for people who aren't watching the video. I don't know
this is this is one way to incentivize just check
out the video. Episode. Look, it's one it's one episode
a week where we're going to be doing videos. The
other seven uploads we do a week purely audio, So
(56:33):
please don't worry. This isn't a fully video podcast right now.
But what Okay, So they're still it's just like they've
the whole building, but they somehow manage. These two delivery
drivers are just like, we need to get out of here.
We have now, we have to get out of here
if we get bought in here. We've torn the sewage
pipe out, We've got the water pipes going because we
(56:59):
get he just kept going forward. They just they just
won't stop and just beyond this camera. I've been there.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I don't know if you.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Guys have been there. I have, yeah, yeah, and you're
just like we have to get a wave keys like
pushing forward. What have you guys been doing down here?
Speaker 3 (57:23):
You know?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
I'd like to someone coming. Hey boys, Hey guys, first time,
first time driving a cube trucker. What's going on? All right?
They practically tore the building down. Yeah that was uh look,
that's called that's called American ingenuity and gump ship it there.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
So shout out to those people in the U haul man.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
You know, and something in here, whether it be the
guy washing his hands in the urinal and then looking
and being like, that's not a urinal, is it, and the.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Europeans saying it is.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Whether that or the people driving the U haul just
back and forth and just causing increasing damage but never
having the idea to back out from where they entered.
Something in here will resonate with what happened will be metaphorical.
You will, and you will understand the metaphor, and you'll
understand why we've shown these videos or just played the
(58:18):
audio for them and us being like, oh no, you
can't see that this.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Election is either going to bring us U haul van
or piss buck. Yeah, and we'll see what the outcome is.
No way to know.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
Chris crofton pleasure having you as always on the Daily's.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
It's a lot of fun. And I'm glad to spend
this day with you guys, and so glad we're here
with you too.
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Man.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I want everybody to hang in there and and have
a you know, have a whatever. I don't know, uh,
where can people find you? Follow you? I've gone podcasts
crazy and I've learned how to edit on my audacity
(59:03):
and I am taking I'm going on so many dates
where I talk about audacity and first dates and I
say audacity, Yeah, I use it a little sowhere called
probably it might be a new thing, and I am.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
So I'm doing Good Morning Got Me like Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
where it's a seven or eight minute podcast where I
read I've been reading out of this book, uh that
my that I love during my childhood called Lizard Music
and it's a very funny book. And then I read
a poem that I take the suggestions for the poems
off Patreon, and then I play part of a song
(59:40):
and that's it, and I say good morning, and I
ring a bell and it's it's three days a week
and it's like bite sized.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
You can listen to it in two seconds, and it's.
Speaker 5 (59:48):
Got a song that I'm hoping will be a song
that you obviously I can only play part of the song,
but you can go track it down and it's a
great song to start your day. And I love turning
people onto music. And then I've got my Cobrew got
Colebrew Got Me like did I do with my brother?
And now I'm doing Cobrew Conversations today and interviewed Jamie Loftus,
who says hi to everybody and it was such fun
(01:00:08):
to talk to her about this sort of stuff as well,
and about you know, she's volunteering at a homeless aid organization.
That's she said, that's how making her feel like acting locally,
you know, regardless of what happens also voting, but but
you know, but but doing what you can locally.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Is very important.
Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
And then then the rest of it is just like,
I got a new record coming out in March. This
documentary is done about me that's been ten years in
the works and that's coming out in March two. So
there's lots of lots you can hear me talk even more.
Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Hell yeah, A lot on the way, A lot on
the way.
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Is there a working media you've been enjoying. I guess
we've just been talking about work to media nonsense.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Well, yeah, I did a I did.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
A little thing, or I mean I did a little thing.
I did the job for once, Like I went and
found some media. Oh hell, I did a little what
you guys wanted me to do. Okay, it's New York
Times pitch pot. You guys are probably oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I love that guy, Doug J. Balloon and uh it's
at Doug J. Balloon and he said today, if Trump wins,
(01:01:13):
Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without rancor.
And if Harris wins, Harry supporters must be understanding about
Trump supporters violence and rioting. And it's a parody account,
parodying the New York Times, and often the New York
Times outdoes him with their Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I was here in cent both sides on m PR yesterday.
It's so hard to listen to NPR. Don't don't check
people when they're lying out loud, because that would be rude.
I guess saying wrong shit outloud. Yeah, Miles, where can
people find you? There? Working media you've been enjoying, find
me laying down?
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Okay, all right, because I need a break.
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Instagram, I was a great you want to to a
basketball podcast as Miles and Jack got mad boost DC
ninety Dance, which is my escapism.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
I do that talking on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh and also shout out the Good Thief that documentary podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I was on the True Crime podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
We won a Signal award, which hey, so now I
can say I'm award winning.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Okay, hell and all I had to do was talk baby.
But yeah, that was a fantastic shout out to everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Uh that Yeah, thanks. There is a tweet that I did, like,
actually it's at only a world away and this is
in regards to the Peanut the squirrel shit that's going on,
like as we led into the election to say, this
is the tweet. I work at the facility where they
put down Peanut the squirrel, and after it happened, it
was quiet. But then the doctor farted and we all laughed.
(01:02:47):
Then someone yelled downtown and threw peanut at the novelty
basketball hoop on our trash can, but he missed and
Peanut hit the wall. And then one more just a video.
This is just something for me and the folks that
just have weird, uh misplaced anger issues at times. This
(01:03:09):
is on.
Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
This is from TikTok and let me just pull it up.
Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
People who talk and they have white stuff right here
and right here and then they be fumbing at the mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Do you want me to beat the ship out of you?
I like that. That's from at fee p h e
E E Underscores. Just love that. I just love that
because I can do that for you you want. I
can help you out there. Yeah, if you need that.
So that's very much on some Oh you're a tough
guy type energy. Yeah, just angry at some little stuff. Okay,
(01:03:41):
you want to beat the ship out of you.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
By the way, real quick, I just want to say
thank you everybody who got in touch with me and
said they watched Devil at Your Heels.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
So many watched Your Heels and they were like, man,
this is a good movie. And I was like, God,
damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Man, you got ten years later the one person who
can get someone to watch a documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending
me pictures of their TV screen and stuff. So it's
very fun. It's Ken Carter on there.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
It's like an incredible superpower. You should have to file
that with the Legion with man that.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
I'm just so grateful to the Zeit Gang for for
you know, for being a whatever, nice.
Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
Yes talk underscore Obrian tweet I've been enjoying at Old
friend ninety nine tweeted friendly reminder that gulp is with
a hard G.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I once said, jolp as my bullies were closing in
and it only made matters worse. That's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist read
d Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan
page or website Daily zy Guys dot com where we
post our episodes and our foot No no, we link
off to the information that we talked about today as
well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Uh. You can also go check for YouTube channel out. Yeah,
you now have video versions of some episodes like this one.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
But Miles, is there a song that you think people
might in. Yes, there's another surprise surprise band out of
Australia that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
They describe their music as hypnotic dance punk and they're
from Melbourne.
Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
They're called Gut Health, which I think we can all
you know, use a little bit of that behind that one.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
And the track is called Inner Norm. And Dude, the
fucking bass, the picked bass on this baseline is fucking.
It's grouping and it's it's moving and I like that.
So if you liked like a heavy pick bass, sort
of like melolodic bassline, this tracks for you. You like
a little energy, you like a power, powerful female vocal.
This is it Gut Health Inner Norm. All right, we
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will link.
Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Off to that in the football.
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
That's gonna do it for us this morning, back this
afternoon to tell you what happened in the election last night.
I guess maybe maybe we'll be back like this morning.
We'll probably try and do it, or we'll have our
backs to the wall. We don't know, Yeah, we don't know,
but we'll be back at some point today with the
episode where we actually talked about the election results, and
(01:06:15):
we will talk to you all done.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Bye bye, thank you,
I had phone posits, like when they first came out
and I was like thirteen, and I remember this sixteen
year old just pulled up on me and it was like, hey,
what's but my feet were too small, like he really
sized you. And I was like eight, and he was
like what the fuck first time? And then I think
(00:26):
at that point I was like, oh, I guess you
like my shoes. And then I was like, oh no, no, no, yeah,
I went through the same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I was like, oh, I guess he liked my shoes,
but I was too young, and the dude kind of
moved on.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And I told my uncle later. He's like, na, man,
tell them you wear two different sizes. Tell him like
eleven and a half on one, thirteen on the other.
I'm a fucking freak. Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I did my feet and ship. Bro, I don't know
if you want these pairs. My athlete's foot goes crazy
into summer. Oh real, I won't even look at him.
You'll get shit danky.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I cleared out a whole floor of the college dorm.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Man, it was so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You mean on the outside of the shoes. Usually people
just comment on what's going on on the inside. You
know what I'm saying. We got a whole biome down there.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Brother. All right, man, nice to meet you. I gotta go.
I'm just trying.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'm just trying to pick up my kid.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Man. Wait, wait, wait, I get over here.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You want to smell something in the fucking clear your
scalp of head, Jasmine, Why don't you hop on his
magic carper ride, because I'm gonna saw you a whole
new world of it. Hello the Internet, and welcome to
season three, sixty three, Episodes three of Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
High Heart Radio.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So much coming out there, so much. We are America's
only undecided podcast. It's still under look. I'll go with
the talking about it beforehand? Did I committed a bit
of voter fraud? And I voted for them both? I
just had to do the voting equivalent of a standing
(02:12):
slow class.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And by that you voted for both Jill Stein and RFK.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And RFK yeah my two favorite candidates. Why who did
you think I was talking about this whole time?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Zei Gang.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
This is a podcast where we take deep batude, America
share consciousness.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's also a podcast that.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
For the long ones, we record a day in advance,
so it's Wednesday, November sixth, twenty twenty four. Where you are, Yeah,
where we are. It's election day, right, It's Tuesday, November fifth.
We are in the Silent Meditation retreat that Jared Leto
(02:50):
was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic,
where he came back two weeks into lockdown. It was like, guys,
what the fuck? The traffic is like a right now?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
What is am?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I just like so zen that it just seems like
there's no traffic Anyways, That's where we are. We are
in the past. We are inside a time capsule. We
don't know what happened in the election last night.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Today, whatever, this day. But look, I think everyone I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Know Diggers Podcast episode.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I will say this.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Having to do a daily news show over the last
year has been a bit of an exhausting You're welcome America,
and I'm yeah, I I just I just want to
go to a nice place and not think about what
can or can't be electorally. But I want to go
to the farm where my pet dog went and when
(03:50):
I was a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
You don't want to go there?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No, it sounded so nice. There's a nice couple that
just kind of played with him. Yeah, falls, I love
chasing you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Know me, I love cha? Yeah, but look closely at
the woman there. Her name is Christy nom. You don't
want to be at this place. Sits bad news, bears.
Hey it's November six, But hey, but I guess that means.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do we have Does anybody have the nerve what to
do a day?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
A day on November?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They do? I mean, hell, they did Redhead's Day and
National Donuts Day on election day.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What do we get today? So November six, this is
the day after election day, National Saxophone Day, okay, National
Nacho's Day, and National Stress Awareness Day, which I think
everyone is acutely aware of, maybe their stress. I think
that was the one act day we've seen today. But
they maybe should have moved that one back a couple
(04:47):
to be like, hey stress huh yeah yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Or forward yeah yeah, we're forwards. Big day for Bill Clinton.
I guess you know that guy playing the saxophone getting
winning presidential election news. I don't think he ever kicked
nachos out a bit.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
If you know I was about to, I wrote my
own specscript called American Nacho.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You don't want to know about nothing. We've got nothing
this is the episode. We don't know who won the
fucking presidential election last night. But that's not true. It's
not true that we got nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Actually, first of all, we do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
We do have a ka's My name is Jack O'Brien. AKA,
let's find something else to talk about. Fuck this election
just all around, Let's find something else to talk about.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
How about mud.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Held on the discord.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Kind of anticipating what the show is gonna be.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, I was gonna say, were you gonna say mud larking?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah? I feel like that. I think they did. Did
we tell them what what we were not?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I feel like we might have teased anyways, to be
joined as always by my co host, mister.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Miles who wow, wow wow. Just it's Miles. It's Miles.
It's Miles. Look, I'm just I just I just want
to I just I just want to chill out.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
I could care less about the nation struggling.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I just want to kiss you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
I'm sure, I'm I'm sure you know the capitalism will win,
so that I do feel good about. That. Question is
who does that? Whose version in the Taylor's version, We
don't know, but anyway, Yeah, it's Miles thanks, shout out everybody.
(06:43):
We made it. Okay, uh yesterday, take your time. Yes,
And here we are on the other side of it,
and I feel I feel fine. I'm I just I
just we just need to do something else. We just
I think everyone needs a little bit of a something
else to talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And then hey, come Thursday, when we know maybe a
little bit more, maybe we can start dunking on people.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We'll see, we'll see or we will see.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well Miles, Yes, it being the you know substitute teacher Day.
It's you know, teachers out because teacher doesn't know what
the fuck to talk about. No big news that we
can speak of that is going to be relevant. In
twenty four hours, we are rolling in the video card
and we've got I think rated best substitute teacher that
(07:27):
I could fucking imagine in my imagination, number one.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
With a bullet.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician. You can
listen to his podcast, Colbrew Got Me Like Anywhere. His book,
The Advice King Anthology is available now anywhere fine books
are sold.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Go get it for God's sake, please.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
What's up? What's up? I got an AKA wrote it.
I wrote it myself.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It works every time. Hell yeah, Bud late.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
My god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Elections a terrible effect on Jack O'Brien, just straight up going,
what's that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the election. That that's it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
It's like finally just okay, so oh yeah, here's my AKA.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Chris Crafted on Paray, Chris Crafted on Prey Dumn. Down
down there we go. Wow, wow, wow wow, croft and fever.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh yeah, America is one thing that we can guarantee
that won't be different about America tomorrow. America is still
gonna have crofting fever.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And so that's why.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
That's true that no matter what happens, they can't take
away my seven point four on Pitchfork.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Hell no, they can't.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's not all about it.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Can't it isn't.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's the one that one Pitchfork article where they went
back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually, this
album that we gave a nine to, we're gonna move
it down to like a seven.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, it turns out, clap your hands, say, yeah, it
wasn't actually a tend it's.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
A big boy from Outcast, which I think was actually
probably they the his first album was very.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Good, but they were like, this is one of the
best rap albums of all time.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
That's one way to that's one way to stop thinking
about the election. Revise your reviews of Heavy D and
the Boys or whatever. Yeah, we shouldn't and the Boys
actually deserved a five point nine not at.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Are you trying to avoid thinking about the election?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Me?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh my god, what a what a horrible, horrible time
to be alive.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
So yeah, today's like a bad day, you know, I mean,
except like some people aren't even thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think about that. There's a lot of people who
do not even care about.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
This shit fucking bit great. I love that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It was a Yeah, we've been following these seven I
think it was seven undecided voters on the front page
of the New York Times.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Of the New York Times.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Every time something big happened to the election, they check
in with these seven random people who were like I
don't really know or and one of them was like
always leaning Trump, and then they just they ended up.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Voting for Harris. And their explanation was like.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, just like looked into it. And like he was
like committing fraud during the last like he was asking
people to like steal votes for him. So like they
kind of won me over at the finish line with
that feature because it was like, oh yeah, like most
people don't give a shit about the stuff at all.
They're like I pay attention to the election like once
(11:04):
every four years for like you.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Have for this. Who's calling you, Chris, my friend Parker,
pick it up.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Let's pick it up, answer of the phone anytime anybody
calls us during this episode?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
All right, we are?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Are we picking up scam?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Likely's too? I don't know. I feel like, really we
just totally lost commitment on that one scam likely is?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I feel like are usually just just don't even know anything.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, well, Parker Parker is my friend who he plays
drums for all these huge acts, and he also is
currently working at a supermarket. So we just try and
help each other through this. We're both in our fifties
and trying to figure out like, hey, how did you know,
like how do we make money?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You know, like it's a cool system that we have
with the town, Like some of our most talented musicians
unable to make any money.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
He's had so much success that people would totally assume
that he is rich and he is not. Not only
is he not rich, and the same with me. You know,
it's like not that people would think I was rich,
but but you know, Parker's resume is pretty incredible, but
he's We're just sort of helping each other. We talk
a lot about what's next for us, and and trying
(12:29):
to hang in there and and and still make art.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
But also just sort of try to.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Normalize our existence and stop trying to be live on
just one hundred percent trying to I don't know, like
living on your own reputation doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
And and you would think, you know, like that that
it would or maybe you've been convinced that once you
did this special thing, then you would feel great for
the rest of your life, which you know, not only
that only lasts like a couple of days. You get
on a high after something, no.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Matter how great it is, is like I remember.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
The most I've ever gotten from a good thing is
a couple of days. Yeah, that's like a land speed
record of like, wow, the vibes are really good for
a couple of hours.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
The only person who's successfully run on one hundred percent
special events is like Mick Jagger and it's sort of sad.
It's sad to watch. Yeah, yeah, He's like, I want
to go out again tonight. You want to go out again?
You're eight two years old? Yeah, but I feel empty? No,
but you're you know, like, can't we go somewhere? I
know someone will recognize me.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Your hand hasn't stopped bleeding in days?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Do we have a gig tomorrow? Tomorrow? You know? I
mean that works for him because he can always get
a gig.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I'm interested to see, speaking of hand doesn't stopped bleeding
in a couple of days. I'm interested. I have this
like random phantom jaw pain for the past like week
and a half, and I'm wondering if it's election related,
Like I mean fantom, like just a pain right here
that like I don't know, it doesn't correspond to anything,
just hurts really bad, like all of a sudden. I
think it like kicks up sometimes when like things are stressful.
(14:06):
Just it'll be interesting to see if if it's related
to election stress.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
If I'm it's one of the new keys to winning
the election job job pain, democratic win coming. If Jack
has a jaw pain.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Well that's kind of interesting too, what you're bringing up
your jaw pain and being like, what the hell is
my jaw pain? It's like a we're like all like
kind of going back to like trying to have community,
even on a podcast where we're supposed to being like
whoa he you know, like, oh my god, look at
this stupid pair of shoes that so and so is wearing.
(14:45):
And now you're now you're like, I have a phantom pain?
Do you guys know what it is? That's that's what
everybody's doing. And I don't think it's all bad because
when things are just up and running like they were
for most of my life, where you're just like politics
or something you don't need to worry about in America
is gonna be fine because it's America. You don't really
(15:07):
think you need to rely on anybody. And so this
is a lousy way to find out about it. But
I think in a capitalist society it's the only way
we would ever find out about it is to completely
be brought to our knees with stress, and then finally
we will reach out to somebody because we have no choice.
And that's a crazy way to be because we're always
supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Reaching out to each other. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, and now it's like I love that you're on
here talking about fantom pain and now I want I'm
gonna show you guys a spot on my leg. Yeah,
I'm gonna put my leg up to hold on.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Just I'm gonna see what you guys think this is.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Okay, let me see.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm not really gonna do it all right, usually say Chris,
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. Firs, some things we're talking about later.
We ain't talking about ship anything shit to talk about.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I mean, we've got a lot to say. We got
a lot to talk about.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
We're gonna take a break today, glad. I'm so glad
you guys are taking a break. Let's let's have fun
because let's have some sort of look at some crofton video.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, favorite favorite Way compilations, you know.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
And when I say let's have some fun, I mean,
you know, let's yeah, let's pretend that our problems are are.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
From another time.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Let's talk about the JFK assassination, which actually does connect
to all this because Boomers had their ship together. The
Boomers would have fucking stormed the Capitol when JFK got assassinated,
not like two years ago. That's they were too they
were too happy, they had too much stuff, like the
middle class was still firing on.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Children like a whiplash.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
But it is wild to realize, like when you go
back and read, like the conspiracy theory started right away,
like the second they shot Oswald too killed on National TV,
like as everyone like at home still morning, like Kennedy
being assassinated, and then like Oswald gets shot on TV,
(17:06):
like everyone's like, Okay, this like doesn't make any fucking
like this is a weird, Like they started right away,
but you're right that like they just they were like
what is this strange mixture of like suspicion and anxiety
and depression. It's like, oh, that's you know, cynicism, that's
(17:27):
you've just like cynicism has just been invented for you
a lot of boom.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah, the economy was too good back then for them
to really be like.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
They were like, ah, this seems like bullshit, but whatever.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
But now they're like now the economy's shot, so now
they're like something's wrong in the deep state and all
this stuff and the deep state's been been like, you know,
just doing diabolical shit for the entire length of our
country's existence.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But they just are ready now to say I've had enough.
What the fuck the Democrats?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
You know, hey, I'm counting on that deep state to uh,
you know, do the right thing.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Well, whatever it is, this country has been an absolute
scam since day one, and and it's and it was
just it was just a scam that made people happy
enough that they didn't care that it was a scam.
But now they've all decided it was a scam just
because now they have to wait too long in line
at the grocery store or whatever stupid reason they've decided
(18:25):
that they've had it.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
But they're not speaking English at Wendy's right.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
But the time they should have lost their minds is
when fucking the CIA, in conjunction with who knows who,
blew away one of the most popular presidents in history
on fucking television, And and and they were.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It wasn't on television, when it didn't happen on television,
well maybe some local affiliates maybe.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
No, the Pruiterer film came a long time later like that.
At the time, it was like more of a we
like people hearing tell of it, and then once the
pruder came out, people got that. I think that fucked
people up pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah, deep stately newer, Yeah, you know, backwards spells.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
President Reagan. Yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
We truly like have very little plan for this episode
other than guys, a bit of a bit of a
standing on the edge of a future that could go
in many different, very strange, very horrible directions.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
One thing I think we'll all still enjoy an addition.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
To Chris Croft in this some fucking videos.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
So we're gonna take a quick break and then we're
gonna come back. We're gonna look at some of Chris's
favorite videos, uh, some of our favorite videos, some old classics.
We'll describe them to you if you're just listening to
this episode, and we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, we're back. Oh oh we.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Do we know who one? Do we know who one?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I am checking Twitter as though that's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
I'm checking Twitter right now and it sounds like people, Yeah,
the polls are still open. Okay, poles still open. We're
not going to know one even I mean right, we're
not going to know what I think because of what
we're talking about. That shit. I think because the.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Last year, last year, twenty twenty, we all think it's
going to take a week, but I think it's unlikely
to take that long.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
No, No, they changed a lot of laws changed.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, so we should know. They should know by the
time they listen to this. The five people who aren't
giving forward to our episode where we talk about who
actually won.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is fun. Yeah,
I think that.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I think, like the reason I brought a couple of videos.
One is this account. Well it's a guy or somebody
or somebody calling themselves Helmer Rienberg, and it's a ton
of like I love these videos. They're all about the
JFK assassination and they are like they all have this
like public domain spooky music behind them, and that's the
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main thing I like. It's like, I know some people
like to listen to like you know, women eat pasta
or whatever and that's called MSRH or whatever. Eat like
a strawberry chocolate or whatever. Like that guy we had
on one time, remember that guy we talked about it.
We eat all that crazy food, like a sexy, sexy
(21:38):
food so like for me, this is like that, It's
like I chill out and I look at this, and
I realized that this country has been an absolute it's
just full of of of it's a pyramid scheme. And
that does tie into me feeling better about yes, we
need to stop going to Starbucks and are running for office,
(22:01):
and and that it has been the case for a
long time. It's just that now we're finding out. And
and so I know that if Trump or what's her name.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Kamala gets what's her name?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
No, I mean, I don't even know, like or Jill
Stein or whoever, it's gonna be the same blooney, it's
gonna be the same blogoney.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Basically, Trump's gonna Trump's worse. With Trump, it will be
a little bit worse. So it will definitely be a
little bit more.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah, what what sort of.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
God?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Now? You gotta say, you gotta reply, let me say,
And then smiley faced with this yeah one like the
one big eye one that I think it was Parker.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight
for the election.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's what anyway, Yeah, I all have to say, Yeah,
I don't know that that's the thing. Funk.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
We're talking about the election again, but I just we're
not talking about feelings around the election.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Every I have a feeling because he's gonna go back
to a brunch so fucking hard. It's gonna be just
mind brush many Yeah, yeah, yeah, that whole thing. How
Like that's sort of like that was the phrase in
twenty twenty, how everyone was so tired of like the
pandemic and like being politically engaged and the like you know,
black Lives Matter things that were happening over the summer
(23:19):
that like, can we just get like back to brunch,
you know, like where we don't have to like deal
with the ills of our of our current country.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Right right, Like Kings of Leon's new record that's called
can We Please Have Fun? Yeah, way to read the
room absolutely Fads.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
My friend from high school I think is married to
that singer. Anyway, shall we do? You want to? So
this is Helmer Reenberg. Yeah, this is Hellmerenberg.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
And and and he's just talking about like the Officer
Tippet shooting. And if you guys don't know about the officers.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Up for me.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Officer Tippett was shot allegedly by Lee Harvey oswall Le
while he was running after the assassination, when he was
running toward the theater where he got caught. You know,
but Officer Tippett wasn't supposed to be where he was
when he was shot. He was supposed to be downtown
along with every other patrol officer that was in the city,
(24:17):
because the assassination had already happened, So he wasn't supposed
to be And they even have like transcripts. This isn't
like nineteen ten. They had transcripts of the police calls.
They even have audio of all the police calls. They
were taping all the transmissions, so they have the like the.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
They have the radio.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
They have the actual announcement where they say, all patrol,
every officer in this city, every squad car go to
Dealey Plaza.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a diard
h bank robbery. It's like, oh, you thought the JFK
assassination was political? Who said, we're not bank.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Robbers who took off with your gold bully on? Huh Bob.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near downtown,
and they.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Close enough that Lee Harvey Oswald was able to reach
there on foot right.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Well, no, but no, but Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill
Officer Tippet.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh. I mean, the whole assassination is absolute garbage. I
mean it JFK debates, isn't it more isn't it more
fun to debate something that's way in the past. Though,
I just.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Love it because I know this is Jack's ship.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So you're not I know you have an opinion on
every single thing and crossed into this energy.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I'm like, I'm just gonna be like here.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Okay, weaves that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself,
they are absolutely insane.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
That is the most obvious.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Sane, ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I don't think they're I don't think it's as insane
as some of the other their theories. I don't think
he acted alone, but I have Well, he may have
done talked.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
About he may have done something, but he he also
may not have because there were people running out of
the building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria
holding a Coca Cola like two seconds after the shooting,
which implied that he was in the cafeteria while the
shooting was happening.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
How did Coca Cola leave branding like that on the table?
You know, he just did like change to the course
of human history and immediately's overcome with the need to
have a refresh like co.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Cola so much that he was able to shoot the
president and run four floors.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, and then kill again. Ain't nothing walks away. So
the hel Marineburg thing is just great. I mean hel Marineburg.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Hel Marienburg's great for whoever he is, some guy you
know from Sweden, probably from fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Ago, Rene Beg. He probably got run over by a
bus in twenty ten. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
I'm watching this ship from two thousand and seven. Yeah,
And anyway, I just love I love these these things
because it reminds me that that we're not the first
generation to deal with a bunch of nonsense, except for
this time we are aware of it. And that generation
for some reason was like, I'm happy enough with my
you know, dollar a pound ground chuck, and I don't
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care whose shot officer tippet.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, I got ground surloin for a dollar twenty.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
But if you think Lee Harvey Oswald shot officer tipic. Wait,
so what is this? This is at first of all, Chris,
this is a ten minute video, so we don't have
to watch any of it. We don't have to watch
any of it. I'm just saying I do want to
hear the music. I don't know we were really doing.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I didn't know we were really doing videos because last
time I had some, I should have gotten more fun.
I didn't know what we were doing this show. I
didn't know we were doing, like escapism. I would have
brought you a video some guy like getting slapped in
the face by a paintbrush.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, well, let's look at that too. But here's the
this is the Hellmerenberg just a little music. I like
the music, and I like this conspiracy. It makes me
feel I don't know somehow it's it me. Okay, well,
let's where the music is that hold music? So that's
like them, don't them, don't don't. I want to find
out how I can get an album of this on vinyl. Okay,
(28:11):
let's go, let's find out. On November twenty second, nineteen
sixty three, Dallas police officer Jade Tippett was murdered in
Oak Cliff about forty five minutes after the assassination of
President Kennedy. According to witnesses, Tippitt stopped his car at
the curb on Tenth Street and spoke with a man.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Okay, and there's a guessing film officer tip and then
they just like scrunched it up.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's like real.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Tippet got out out of the car and went to
the man.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
The man pulled a gun and shot. But sorry, no,
you need to more.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
But but but but tipp It was hit four times
and died. There's the music. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
This is the music from Karate Kid two when they got.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
This is like, this seems like a music bed for
like a racist depiction of like a massage parlor.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I picture I picture Hell Marienberg playing the recorder.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, so this is Oh he's a looker.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
JD. Tippit is hot. JD. Tipper was hot, dude. Yeah, No,
one's like, no one talks about that kind of looks
like RFK No.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
So then Lee Oswald does kind of look like arth
kejingor damn.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That's interesting and that's interesting. Chris, do you want to
read the I think maybe, I mean, it.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure everybody is like
confused as to what this is or why I'm talking
about it, but somehow it is heartening to me. You
know that we should have stormed the Capitol in nineteen
sixty three. That's when this happened, when a complete bunch
of bullshit was dropped on the American public, when one
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of the most popular presidents in history who wanted some
progress on civil rights and some progress on taking corruption
out of Union's getting rid of the mafia and stuff.
I mean, whether or not those things were even like
good ideas they were, there was some There was a
huge amount of idealism. I'm just saying, that's the moment
in this country when people became cynical without realizing it,
(30:14):
and they are just too happy to to really to
really let it sink in.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
And now we're dealing with everybody was happy with the
state of America in nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I will no, no, every miles, everybody. Okay, now I'm
really on a podcast, dude, everybody was better.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
You know how much shit costs in nineties, Dude, you
could get a Hamburger for seventeen cent.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Wait, so that no, just gonna say, do you think
that if it doesn't make any difference, If you think
that though, that that that America has has you know,
has has lost its core, lost, lost its way or whatever.
It's just been lost. And I don't know why that
makes me feel better. It just makes we want to
fucking hang in there because other people were hanging in
(31:03):
there without even knowing it. These people are shopping while
while this stuff was was surrounding them. Now we can
at least shop and be aware that things are fucked
I don't know, I don't know why that makes me
feel better, but it just does make me feel better
to know that we are engaging with the problem now.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Reading about other fucked up times in US history when
you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up
time in US history, I think that makes sense. Like
this is a continuum, this is we're all part part
of a story and people have lived through it before.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Yeah, and even more importantly just for me, like I
like the fact that that we should have been activated
by JFK. But but everybody was just to to to
you know, checked out or whatever.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I just to throw people off the scent that he
had Kennedy killed. Then passed a lot of civil rights legislation, so.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Passed that ship if I wanted him dead. Oh my god,
that is such a good LVA tell you about. That's
all up at my chunk in my bum hoole. Man,
come on.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Now, oh man, Rodbie does bunghole. He does need his
pants altered because he's got big, big dong and a
low bunghole.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Something that seem was going up as bunghole.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Definitely the pants that Taylor riding up my bunghole.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, he said something about he was talking about his bunghole. Jack.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Do you want to share a video? U?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, not really.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'd love to love to see more from Professor crofton
other videos.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Can you show us?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I guess I guess I'm sort of obsessed with history
because it does remind me that that, yeah, all this
bad stuff is always happening. And one of the things
that was bad was a civil war.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
And so I was.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Watching this once the first time I was ever on
the show. I talked about metal detecting and how I
watch it on on on YouTube, and I remember Miles said,
he what are you talking about? You watch people on
the beach And then I said, no, yeah, you think.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I am an idiot? No, he was like Oh boy,
what is it?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
What do you do, mister sophisticated? And I was like,
I watched historical metal Detecting, and.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm watching low brow beach metal detective, like.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Detecting the ideas just like people leave ship on the
beach and lose ship on the beach. It's just like
getting getting people's rings and getting people like loose change
and ship.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yeah, and that's not interesting to me at all. In fact,
the fact that makes me sad. That makes money, they
made bro, that makes me sad. Why does that make
you sad?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Chris?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
I just think it's like that makes me, I don't know,
like finding some earrings at somebody you know, and then
being like, ah, they're they're not real gold.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
I mean that just makes me.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I just think you should be looking for the real ship.
Like are you sped to.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Be doing something better with your time? I mean you're
trying to.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Make I don't know, you should be up on the
boardwalk mugging people, yeah, strong arm robbery.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Whatever it is. I think it's sad finding people's ship
from yesterday. I don't know why, but but I want to.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I don't want to one hundred and fifty years yesterday or.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Cell phones, like, you know, this guy we're about to
watch if we watch it is like and we don't
have to. But it's this guy, Aqua Sigger, that was
one of the people that yeah, that's his name.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I know. It's like it's it's like, I don't it's
not the name I would have chosen.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
But his name is Aqua Sigger and he is like
one of the most popular. He has so many subscribers,
and he even ended up on a damn he ended
up on a on a show called oh So where
he actually got to go to England and and you
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know and like and like all over Europe and do
like metal detecting and.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Moats and stuff that's fun. Yeah, so he got to
I didn't realize but he got to go. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
His real name is like Bo something other and he's annoying,
but he's really really relentless. And the guy I just
looks at Civil War maps and goes to the river
where the camp was and says how they drop stuff
down the bank, and then he goes and finds it.
And so one day I was watching his stuff and
then he he found a damn whole musket in the
(35:16):
in the river from the Civil War. Yeah, and I
was I was just knocked out. I was knocked out.
I was like, what else is in the river?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Then? Is like, you know, is the dark of the
Covenant and the damn river? Yeah, just sitting there. Yeah, anyways,
what else is down there? Yeah, like the damn you know,
everything is in the rif damn the US Constitution.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, old jukeboxes and and uh.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Just all kinds, I mean everything you could possibly want.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Trump's missing votes from the twenty twenty elections.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
So I'm just saying, so, yeah, so this guy, you know,
I just think it was a knock knockout thing for
me to see this that that there's still a.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
And Chris, you are not alone. This video for the
listeners at home has one point seven million views.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay, So here's him. He's saying, look, this
seems like a good area to check out. He's clearly
like in chest high water right now, kind of hot.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Also, yeah, he stands around in the water particular that
you know, said, you know, there's gonna be something there,
And I just had a hunch. I've been hunting out
for about fifteen minutes, found some modern stuff, nothing great
until now I don't know if it's great, but it's
pretty cool from what I can see.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
He's I got a decent signal on the He like
hit a smile in this way that I was like, oh,
he's excited. He's like, oh, this guy does not getting
excited either. He goes He's like, I know, but you
just uh like look there's this like little lip quiver
he does that. I'm like, oh he's excited. Oh yeah,
he's excited right now.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
This is right there, he said.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
He like his face is about to smile. And then
he's like, no, I got come on.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Ship together.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Okay, it's pretty cool from what I can see. I
got a decent signal on the eight Gold said the
water say a gun down there, some type of long gun.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
I could be like a modern shot gun, or could
be yourself a war gun.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'm hoping. I can't really tell for sure. Come on,
let's take a peek at it. He's teasing it. He
knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Anthing'sw why does he have like uh, oh, the he
has he has headphones on that look like the headphones
that wait, you're at a firing range, but it's they're
the headphones for listening to metal Detector Weird that the
style is says.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That he's like Bob Hope but with more algae war gun.
Oh yeah, this ship is so visible, like just just
sitting there, like this ship is just all around here.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
All right, He's gonna put water and it's gonna immediately
break there it is.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
We're underwater, folks. So it looks like a stick.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Yeah, it looks like you would never know you could
you can, yeah, there's but.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That thing's been walked over for you know people and
you know, yeah, swimming and cool every day. They've been
said on a damn. It seems like he just planted it.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
But it's the exact same like mossy ass color and
I know, part of a picture of everything.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Atherfucker just planted.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
He could plant it, but he's not. He finds he's
got it.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Like it looks like I feel like it would take
so much work and to get it to look like that, Yeah,
to get it to look exactly the same word everything
around it. Also just that he was like, yeah, I've
been hunting for about fifteen minutes that I've like found
a bunch of like modern stuff already. He's like Yeah,
this guy.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, stopped finding stuff. He does even videos on finding
cell phones. I hate them. I hate them. He does
vide he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Care what he fishes you off. When you see it's
like a fucking yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
He finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old
sunglasses and he's just as excited as he is when
he finds a civil war.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Gun's just everything we need to know about the people
of the year twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Right, Yeah, it makes me sad. Everybody in the year
they love like they loved l G phones. So she's
in a magnet now to see if he can get
a little magnet action. That's a hit. Uh yeah, I
think we got it.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
So he's he's got a magnet on a stick and
he just picked up the gun with it. It's definitely
a long rifle. I'm seeing civil war area here, Chris.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's a civil war carbing. Yeah, he says that's a
civil war carbing.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
And he says it all calm, But that's about as
excited as aqua chicker gets. Yeah, he's a he's a
very stoic of any guy who.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Treasurer hunter who doesn't have to name a YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I mean whatever he's doing, it's working for him.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He's got one point seven million views on this thing
of him finding some moss covered gun in the bottom
of a prick.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
He did say, Wow, this is so cool.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
He's also put up like one point seven million videos.
The guy is relentless.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
This is number one. Is here? Wow? There it is?
Look at that. There it is. There's a gun from
the Civil War? Wow?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
So which side? Which side?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Though? This reminds me though of I don't know which
one it is.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
But he he, you know, he is another example of
a guy that's like, you know, well, no, not a guy,
but the fact that he's involved with finding things from
a period of history that we think of is a
long time ago when uh, not only did the election
go badly, but there was an actual war and people
got through it, you know. So that's another thing, Like
(40:32):
I just like looking at history because it reminds me
that this is temporary and even if it is bad.
We have had a really great run in post war America,
post World War Two, we had an artificially good run
of just standing around eating ice cream and racing hot
rods and fucking and you know, doing whatever the fuck
(40:54):
we wanted. And not worrying about anything. And that is
not a normal setting, Like we are not supposed to
be able to just drive through anywhere we want and
get issued Hamburgers.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
And get a giant fucking my state issued hamburger waiting
scum back, I'm issuing you a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, I'm here from my hamburger.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
And I'd also like a giant cup of icing and
some het icing for my dog as well, because we
live in a clicula. Didn't even get fucking pup cups.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And filterless cigarettes for your daughter?
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, I mean whatever we've been living in, like, you know,
extra money to go gamble, Oh, let's go gambling. I
mean that's not this is We are living in the Heatonists.
That's why we're all so fucking over stimulated and bored
as well. And this is all I talk about in
coldbrug got me like, so I'm actually just pirrating my
own content.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
But that's what podcasting is, Chris. But the fact is
they'll thank you.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's the fact is that, yes, we are not living
in an enlightened manner. We are living like complete slob
Sugar slobs were sugar eating machines on my podcast I said,
this is what I said, and I'm gonna use it
because I like it. Do you know what cafe mocha
(42:08):
was back in the old days, like say, like the
year three hundred, what a king, a king got a
cafe mocha once a year and the people danced and
only the.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
King got to eat it. Because only the king got
to experience that level.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Of decades, they're like, yes, he deserves it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
He's yes, he deserves it. Is smile and you have
to travel the globe.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
They had to travel the globe. They had to go
to Damn, they had to go to you know wherever.
They had to go to Siam, Siam to get the
damn chocolate, and then they had to go to they
had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream.
And then they had to go to the kill because
they had to go to Madagascar to get the get
the part of them. And then finally, after all these elephants,
(43:00):
trains went through the mountains and they delivered all the ingredients.
They had a bunch of very lucky people got to
assemble this mocha for the king, benevolent King.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I'm of Scandinavia. Side question, but relevant. How often you know,
knowing like how exotic things were that would travel like
by land to certain like to the monarchies of different countries,
how often do you think they pulled up and the
ship was completely like rotten and yeah, but they're like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Dude, turns out fucking yogurt is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, or like they hate it anyway because they have
no like sort of they have no basis for comparison.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
They're like, this looks amazing, this green meat you've brought me. Yeah, yeah,
I died.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
That's how we got cheese.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
They were like, we brought you milk, and they're like, oh, liquid, solid,
green ship.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, so these people had the eat green meat that
traveled on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I
don't know how many How am I supposed to choose
a movie?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
There's too many on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
They all suck different world, different problems.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I think ours are just as bad. Yeah, personally, But
to that point, I think it is what you're saying, Chris.
I think to make it serious again, things do change.
Nothing stays permanent, and for all the things that we
think is like we're just stuck in certain systems or whatever,
that things can happen, and they often do.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
They usually do so.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
And might offer a richer existence.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Then the cafe Mocha is just for the king.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
That's what I'm saying, Yes, instead of this mindless like
I want to have fifteen Cafe moca's a day and
I still feel like shit.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
And if they rune out a mocha, I say, where's
the mocha. Where's the mocha? Where's the mocha? Motherfers?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
I didn't join Starbucks rewards program to not get any
fucking mocha. You know, that's the kind of people we're
dealing with. So, like, if we actually took away all
the drive throughs, I don't know if that's on Trump's agenda.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Definitely probably not, But you know, I would like.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
If there was some moment where we had to come
together and remember that some guy fell in a river
and dropped his gun and he's probably twenty two years
old fighting for some bullshit that was all fucking organized
by politicians as usual, pitting Americans against each other while
the politicians sit on a hill and smoke pipes or whatever,
and uh, you know, we're now aware that's all. That's
(45:18):
what my historical stuff is. That's what reading about hearing
about the JFK assassination is is just like, if we
can get engaged, we're gonna find out that that is
such a good feeling as opposed to this endless, hedonistic
existence which America has been indulging in.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, just yeah, the consumption to sort of sue the
like bigger problems that we have because it it's insane.
It's been pretty brilliant, I think, just globally where it's like,
let's swap out progress for consumption and use that as
the new gold standard for people to experience some kind
of meaning. It's like, how much can you get these
cool pants? And everyone feels like a husk?
Speaker 5 (45:55):
You know what I mean, there's no because everyone has
the exact same shit too, so it's.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Like, not me, you just have to my drip. I
drip different, baby, I d different. You know, you know what?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Anybody else with a Dodgers hat.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
I have never seen that nice barely applied. I voted
sex nice one. What did you say, Jack? Call me?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Because I dripped different? And I think for the listeners
it was here the second time around. Yeah, dirty jokes
from the era of the Civil war.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, let's bring back dirty jokes.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Let's you can't say anything anymore.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Welcome back to the podcast Going Blue and MOUs and Jack.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind
of that the Democrats lose so he.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Can be like, see fucking told you. I don't know
what I say, man, what I say? Mac, As long
as as long as someone tucks him in that night,
I think he'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, uh well we
it's it's about that time taking another break. Brow, We're
gonna get back, We're gonna do some other videos. We'll
be right back and we're back back.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
And I just did a cub scout outing with the
first graders and one of the things we looked at
was man made versus nature. And one of the things
that I think is very cool about the video Christia
showed us is that I would have thought that shit
was a stick on the bottom of the river. Turns
out there there's cathedrals all around us for those with us.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
I just love like a kid's like, mister O'Brien, look
what I found, Like, put that fucking stick back? Are
you serious? That ain't nothing? You're gonna hurt somebody all right,
but looks it has a lever action. What just get
out of here. That's stupid. That's stupid anyway, So Dally
Plaza nineteen sixty three. I'm that stick over here. I'm
(48:01):
gonna draw you a diagram. Actually bring me that. Let's
pretend this stick is the motorcade. What okay, Chris, I
have a question. You ever been to a shooting alley?
You ever been to a You ever been to a
Dutch rave? Chris? Uh No, I have not. Okay, Well,
this man in the video also hasn't, and is also
(48:25):
based on his speaking voice, sounds like an American.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
This is one of my favorite online.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Videos that I remember when we were all hanging alley
of the office, I was always saying the word piss
buck and I was like, Oh, I needed pissy book.
People need to.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Understand what this is.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
This is a video.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
This is clearly from some like weird Dutch TV show
or they're like on scene at a music festival.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, and uh they're just checking out the urinals the
male bathroom section at the rave and this is Oh
I think I've seen this. Yeah, those off flinkers, scamcraft
flinkish Kampa here comes a guy straight out of Central
casting as a truck driver. He's grabbing a urinal cake
(49:11):
or soap.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Maybe yeah, get that, get it on.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
This is.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
He's like what I think it is? Man?
Speaker 1 (49:24):
I think it is man? WHOA Yo, gobs.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Wonders are so mad, Yeah, boomers are so mad.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
A for the record, is it in piss buck?
Speaker 3 (49:39):
And for director directs it is a piss book.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, it's a piss buck. The guy when he's like,
is it a urinal?
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Is it? The whole exchange and then let me hear
him again because it froze from me. This isn't a urinalsic.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh, I think it is man.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
I think it is Man. I love that version where
you don't want to be like, yeah, dude, you're rubbing
like rave piss all over your hands right now. It's
just like, well, I feel like rave piss. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
If you like to wash your hands a rave piss,
then you got.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
That fair record. It's some piss buck.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Chris, are you looking up the definition right now on
your phone?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
No? No, I'm looking up No.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
I was just thinking about getting how people some immune
systems are pretty good. You can wash your hands and piss.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
And be fine. Probably.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
Yeah, people, you know, my dad's only eating ice creams
whole life, and he's still alive.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
He's eighty three. You know, he didn't do any one
thing that anybody said. My friend, my friend's grandmother lived
to ninety eight, smoked cigarettes and only had diet coke
and hot dogs for food. Yeah, it's yeah, what happened.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I believe in a little something called genetics.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
You know what I'm saying. Good sources. I've read good
rate horses resources. I've lost my track of thought.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
I think that the best video to watch would be
maybe hmm, I was trying to well, no, I don't forget.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
I wonder have we ever said Boso records dubbed over?
I wonder if we've ever said farther record some piss
buck Yeah, yeah, yeah for the red on the show
before and eagle eared listeners.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Do eagles have good ears? Sure? They got to hear
them and let us know if they've ever heard a
reference to that.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
Did you guys watch the Octopus Octopus on on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
The Octopus, the Octopus Exquisite Friend the Octopus. Isn't that one.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
That was like the Octopus Conspiracy or something it's about
it's a it's a great document about deep state stuff
and yay, I.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Heard about that last year. It's the Octopus, Yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 5 (52:08):
It's about a journalist that was murdered and they said
it was a suicide, but.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
It was like so suspicious, right, yeah, just like very strange.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
And and and in the middle of it one of
these government one of these like CIA operative guys like
uh he he this journalist was sort of trying to
chase down this story, and he's he took her into
his apartment and said and like his wife was there
and like she brought like sandwiches in or something.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
And then they were like we're in this office and
he's like, watch this, and he rolled the tape.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Of the there's a brutal film where where the driver
turned around and shot the president and he's like and
then he turned it off and said, don't believe anything
you see or everything you know.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Isn't true, and then told her to go away.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Like he brought her into his house to be like, oh, yeah,
have good time investigating this, but let me show you something.
And he showed that and then he said, but the
woman who told that story was dead. Serious like some
journalist who is not making that ship up.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Wait, so the dudes driving like this, and he's just like,
you know what, let me just turn around and off
this quickly.
Speaker 5 (53:22):
Kind of yes, And and it was probably fake, but
it was It was meant to freaker out.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
It was just saying, don't believe anything. Anything you think
is true.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
We fucked with basically, like, I'm involved in this ship,
and you know, before you start trying to find the truth,
know that there's a million people who will kill you
if you get close to it. And also you're not
gonna even know it if you see it.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you
brow all, but I.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
Am saying that that's a good movie to watch for
for another you know, for for another reason. Why you
should you know, maybe spend less time being mad about
Mocha and more time running for office.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
There you go mad about Mocha your new podcast.
Speaker 5 (54:08):
I wish I could play something good for you. I
would have brought some fun stuff if I knew we
were doing I didn't.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I wouldn't have brought like JFK. I thought we were
doing like I didn't know we were doing. Like I
take the day off. This, this is fun, this is okay,
the show is.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
I want this show because I want to like, I
want the people to be if this is a day off,
we should be showing videos of like there's the video
if you ever see the video of the guys trying
to drive the U haul truck out of the parking
garage and they tear the whole truck to pieces.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well, I don't think, oh it's so good.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
It's these guys who take a U all truck into
a parking garage that's not designed for it.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, it's like it's crazy that they let us just
drive you just rent you Hall trucks and drive them.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Dude, yes, do not get up.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
Yeah, and then like the whole they like do everything
you could possibly do, until they finally just have to
run away because they've like, yeah, this now this is
what I want to watch.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
This is you wanted. These guys are unbelieved that you
Haul coming in it already hit Like I think the okay,
this thing is it's like maybe I can fit. Oh,
but that's just the beginning. These guys are. That's the thing.
They're like, well, okay, well let's just back it up
to see if an American. Oh, it gets so much worse.
(55:22):
They end up. Don't watch out for that one buddy
did wait what hey wait what did they even go
up on? So they pulled they're up on three wheels.
I think it was just the they're not done. Oh
yeah they are.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
What are they doing? You're gonna fucking flip this thing.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
They are stoned, They're gonna flip it for that's a stone.
They're what it's not over, but still trying to do it.
And I love this guy's This guy got out, he's like,
hold on the tires. Yeah, I was like down, Yeah,
like they hit they hit a sewage thing? Is that
a switch line? It's it's gotten. Yeah, like going and
(56:02):
they're not done.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
I just like back just back out, but like the
backing out in a U haul truck does seem like
it would be difficult.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
And look back out, just straight back. Damn. I identify
with this. At least this isn't happening. They're just for
for people who aren't watching the video. I don't know
this is this is one way to incentivize just check
out the video. Episode. Look, it's one it's one episode
a week where we're going to be doing videos. The
other seven uploads we do a week purely audio, So
(56:33):
please don't worry. This isn't a fully video podcast right now.
But what Okay, So they're still it's just like they've
the whole building, but they somehow manage. These two delivery
drivers are just like, we need to get out of here.
We have now, we have to get out of here
if we get bought in here. We've torn the sewage
pipe out, We've got the water pipes going because we
(56:59):
get he just kept going forward. They just they just
won't stop and just beyond this camera. I've been there.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I don't know if you.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
Guys have been there. I have, yeah, yeah, and you're
just like we have to get a wave keys like
pushing forward. What have you guys been doing down here?
Speaker 3 (57:23):
You know?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
I'd like to someone coming. Hey boys, Hey guys, first time,
first time driving a cube trucker. What's going on? All right?
They practically tore the building down. Yeah that was uh look,
that's called that's called American ingenuity and gump ship it there.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
So shout out to those people in the U haul man.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
You know, and something in here, whether it be the
guy washing his hands in the urinal and then looking
and being like, that's not a urinal, is it, and the.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Europeans saying it is.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Whether that or the people driving the U haul just
back and forth and just causing increasing damage but never
having the idea to back out from where they entered.
Something in here will resonate with what happened will be metaphorical.
You will, and you will understand the metaphor, and you'll
understand why we've shown these videos or just played the
(58:18):
audio for them and us being like, oh no, you
can't see that this.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Election is either going to bring us U haul van
or piss buck. Yeah, and we'll see what the outcome is.
No way to know.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
Chris crofton pleasure having you as always on the Daily's.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
It's a lot of fun. And I'm glad to spend
this day with you guys, and so glad we're here
with you too.
Speaker 6 (58:41):
Man.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I want everybody to hang in there and and have
a you know, have a whatever. I don't know, uh,
where can people find you? Follow you? I've gone podcasts
crazy and I've learned how to edit on my audacity
(59:03):
and I am taking I'm going on so many dates
where I talk about audacity and first dates and I
say audacity, Yeah, I use it a little sowhere called
probably it might be a new thing, and I am.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
So I'm doing Good Morning Got Me like Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
where it's a seven or eight minute podcast where I
read I've been reading out of this book, uh that
my that I love during my childhood called Lizard Music
and it's a very funny book. And then I read
a poem that I take the suggestions for the poems
off Patreon, and then I play part of a song
(59:40):
and that's it, and I say good morning, and I
ring a bell and it's it's three days a week
and it's like bite sized.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
You can listen to it in two seconds, and it's.
Speaker 5 (59:48):
Got a song that I'm hoping will be a song
that you obviously I can only play part of the song,
but you can go track it down and it's a
great song to start your day. And I love turning
people onto music. And then I've got my Cobrew got
Colebrew Got Me like did I do with my brother?
And now I'm doing Cobrew Conversations today and interviewed Jamie Loftus,
who says hi to everybody and it was such fun
(01:00:08):
to talk to her about this sort of stuff as well,
and about you know, she's volunteering at a homeless aid organization.
That's she said, that's how making her feel like acting locally,
you know, regardless of what happens also voting, but but
you know, but but doing what you can locally.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Is very important.
Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
And then then the rest of it is just like,
I got a new record coming out in March. This
documentary is done about me that's been ten years in
the works and that's coming out in March two. So
there's lots of lots you can hear me talk even more.
Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Hell yeah, A lot on the way, A lot on
the way.
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Is there a working media you've been enjoying. I guess
we've just been talking about work to media nonsense.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Well, yeah, I did a I did.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
A little thing, or I mean I did a little thing.
I did the job for once, Like I went and
found some media. Oh hell, I did a little what
you guys wanted me to do. Okay, it's New York
Times pitch pot. You guys are probably oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I love that guy, Doug J. Balloon and uh it's
at Doug J. Balloon and he said today, if Trump wins,
(01:01:13):
Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without rancor.
And if Harris wins, Harry supporters must be understanding about
Trump supporters violence and rioting. And it's a parody account,
parodying the New York Times, and often the New York
Times outdoes him with their Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I was here in cent both sides on m PR yesterday.
It's so hard to listen to NPR. Don't don't check
people when they're lying out loud, because that would be rude.
I guess saying wrong shit outloud. Yeah, Miles, where can
people find you? There? Working media you've been enjoying, find
me laying down?
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Okay, all right, because I need a break.
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Instagram, I was a great you want to to a
basketball podcast as Miles and Jack got mad boost DC
ninety Dance, which is my escapism.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
I do that talking on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh and also shout out the Good Thief that documentary podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I was on the True Crime podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
We won a Signal award, which hey, so now I
can say I'm award winning.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Okay, hell and all I had to do was talk baby.
But yeah, that was a fantastic shout out to everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Uh that Yeah, thanks. There is a tweet that I did, like,
actually it's at only a world away and this is
in regards to the Peanut the squirrel shit that's going on,
like as we led into the election to say, this
is the tweet. I work at the facility where they
put down Peanut the squirrel, and after it happened, it
was quiet. But then the doctor farted and we all laughed.
(01:02:47):
Then someone yelled downtown and threw peanut at the novelty
basketball hoop on our trash can, but he missed and
Peanut hit the wall. And then one more just a video.
This is just something for me and the folks that
just have weird, uh misplaced anger issues at times. This
(01:03:09):
is on.
Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
This is from TikTok and let me just pull it up.
Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
People who talk and they have white stuff right here
and right here and then they be fumbing at the mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Do you want me to beat the ship out of you?
I like that. That's from at fee p h e
E E Underscores. Just love that. I just love that
because I can do that for you you want. I
can help you out there. Yeah, if you need that.
So that's very much on some Oh you're a tough
guy type energy. Yeah, just angry at some little stuff. Okay,
(01:03:41):
you want to beat the ship out of you.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
By the way, real quick, I just want to say
thank you everybody who got in touch with me and
said they watched Devil at Your Heels.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
So many watched Your Heels and they were like, man,
this is a good movie. And I was like, God,
damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Man, you got ten years later the one person who
can get someone to watch a documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending
me pictures of their TV screen and stuff. So it's
very fun. It's Ken Carter on there.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
It's like an incredible superpower. You should have to file
that with the Legion with man that.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
I'm just so grateful to the Zeit Gang for for
you know, for being a whatever, nice.
Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
Yes talk underscore Obrian tweet I've been enjoying at Old
friend ninety nine tweeted friendly reminder that gulp is with
a hard G.
Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I once said, jolp as my bullies were closing in
and it only made matters worse. That's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist read
d Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan
page or website Daily zy Guys dot com where we
post our episodes and our foot No no, we link
off to the information that we talked about today as
well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Uh. You can also go check for YouTube channel out. Yeah,
you now have video versions of some episodes like this one.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
But Miles, is there a song that you think people
might in. Yes, there's another surprise surprise band out of
Australia that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
They describe their music as hypnotic dance punk and they're
from Melbourne.
Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
They're called Gut Health, which I think we can all
you know, use a little bit of that behind that one.
Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
And the track is called Inner Norm. And Dude, the
fucking bass, the picked bass on this baseline is fucking.
It's grouping and it's it's moving and I like that.
So if you liked like a heavy pick bass, sort
of like melolodic bassline, this tracks for you. You like
a little energy, you like a power, powerful female vocal.
This is it Gut Health Inner Norm. All right, we
(01:05:42):
will link.
Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Off to that in the football.
Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
That's gonna do it for us this morning, back this
afternoon to tell you what happened in the election last night.
I guess maybe maybe we'll be back like this morning.
We'll probably try and do it, or we'll have our
backs to the wall. We don't know, Yeah, we don't know,
but we'll be back at some point today with the
episode where we actually talked about the election results, and
(01:06:15):
we will talk to you all done.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Bye bye, thank you,
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