In this edition of Dwyane Wade Trapped In CarboZeit, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, Donald Trump's very racist MSG rally, Jeff Bezos killing the Washington Post's Harris endorsement, the Timothee Chalamet look-alike contest (feat. the actual Timothee Chalamet), Dwyane Wade's unfortunate bronze statue and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, man, look at the freaking Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hey bro, I'm hoping for I don't give a fuck.
My friends have a buddy of mine has Game six
tickets that he's like going with his dad.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sorry I didn't hear that because I was too busy
putting my Dodgers hat on on my winning Dodgers hat.
That was very fun.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
God, I love beating the Yankee I love seeing the
Yankees lose almost as much as I love seeing the
Celtics lose.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
My my friend went with I have a buddy who
went with his dad because like they're just big baseball
fans and like, you know, god relationships, so they get
to do stuff like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But he was sending me their big baseball fans and
I guess they have a good relationship or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
They like go do shit like go to the World Series.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But there is this boy out to the ballpark this weekend.
Oh yeah, sounds cool, man, sounds great. It must be nice.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
But it's just so funny, Like the people just the back,
like looking in the background of this one shot, he's
like sitting at the game. I was like, this is
the most Yankees ass fan I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh yeah, man like guy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I am the New Yorker as a reader.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Like that guy worked in finance dabbles, and you know
he advised the Obama administration. If you cheer too loudly
against the Yankees, he'll tell you to act like you've
been there before.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, exactly, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week
trend edition of Derna's Yeah I started doing that. I
really strained there. Uh my name is Jack O'Brien. That
(01:53):
over there is mister Miles gra whoa, whoa, what's that man?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm just look, I'm just a happy West Coast kid,
a boy from LA watching the World Series. Who knows
it could go completely the other way, but I'm loving it.
People like, maybe they can just win, maybe they can
lose one in New York. We could win it out.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, no, no, I don't care. Don't don't funk around
like that. That and we do have control. We have
control over that. So it is up to us to
decide this. It depends on the angle of my fitted hat.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, and we are wearing it at the winning angle
every game exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
If I tilted like jay Z, then the Yankees will win.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I have to worry if you on the top like crowd,
like a true Angelina.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I like it all right.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, this is the episode where we tell you some
of the things that happen over the weekend, some of
the things that are trending on this Monday morning. First,
we like to get to know you a little bit better. Oh,
we like to get to We like you to get
to know us a little bit better. Let's be honest,
we don't care about you bye, telling you some things
that we think are under did some things we think
(03:01):
are overrated.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Miles, do you want to kick us off? What you
want to start with? Unders? Yeah, let's do under two things.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The World Series I think is underrated for a very
specific reason, which I just think it's it's just it's
bringing I think for millennials of a certain age with
a hip hop love of hip hop, this feels like
the most hip hop world series of all fucking tops.
Cost Yes, this is literally this is the the Yankees
hat versus the La hat. And I know that there
(03:29):
were obviously when it was the Brooklyn Dodgers, some storied
that was a storied rivalry as well with the Yankees,
but this one specifically feels so I'm like, so in
my West Coast bag, I love it. When Ice Cube
came out for Game two doing bow down West Side Connection,
telling the fuck telling them to fucking bow down, I'm like, yes, yes,
(03:53):
this is great and it's now I'm so, what's gonna
happen in New York?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Who do they have? I'm like, who's at that level
of possibly rap in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What I'm saying is this was a conversation I was having,
is like, would jay Z come out? Jay Z feels
like too big to come out.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, jay Z's like shortlist for super Bowl X
World Series is probably too tiny.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But Cube has stature in the history of hip hop,
you know what I mean, like gangster rap, all that
stuff that branches off from projects Cube was involved, and
so I'm like they have to come with like is
it Eric Beer rock Him or something like that?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Is that old for people or just like history?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I mean baseball is for the historically minded, you know,
it's the sport that really hasn't changed. NAS would be fun.
I was listening to NAS this morning. I was actually
listening to Verbal Intercourse off of Cuban links that yeass
feature on that very good this morning because I am old.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah. Fuck, But anyways, I just love.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, I love if anything, just for all the people
watching and what it brings out because these are two
craft cities.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
The other thing I'll just say underrated the movie The Craft,
the nineteen ninety six can't be the girls become witches
in the high school movie The Craft. Fantastic Halloween Watch.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I love it. I just haven't seen that since it
was in movie theaters and I was in school. Spooky as?
Is it spooky as? Yeah? And for USA Bulk, Oh
my god, I know, just born to play that role
character acting. Yeah, oh love it?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh what about you, Jack Miles. My underrated is clothes
that can go in the dryer. Fah, we have We
have a single banister in our house that we dry
clothes on, and it feels that's you, that's our laundry rack.
And I don't know, I just need to like add
(05:51):
a laundry to the backyard or something that was metal.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, it was in trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, it's all wonky and shit and war movie.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But yeah, more and more, I feel like clothes are
just flat dry, hang dry to maintain the shape of
your six year old sweatshirt. Like I don't need my
six year old sweatshirt to like always look pristine.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh so you want to do like a do you
want to feel like a crop sweatshirt then, because that'll
happen if you put that dryer.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It just feels like we have this wonderful device. We're
making poly blends, Like all of the clothes that have
to be line dried are polyblends. For the most part,
it's like we've invented new fabrics and made it so
you can't put them in the dryer, which for.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All the plastic we're putting in and on our bodies
that I'm sorry the dryer. This is why I like
some shirts. I just don't trust to not shrink. It's
my biggest pet peeve is just shrinking some shit in
the dryer. So by default I've turned into like my
like Japanese family were just like everything. I'm just like
line drying in the sun. I'm like, I can't risk it.
(07:06):
I can't risk it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's just and I feel like this is just like
it's not a complaint that is cool to make, and
so the extra work happens behind the scenes, so like
they they have no incentive, Like it's actually cooler to
like have clothes that are like a delicate little flower.
You know that you have to like treat perfectly. And
(07:29):
I'm just my brain is so appreciative when I come
across like one of my wife's T shirts and it's
like this can go in the dry Yeah, my god,
oh my god, thank you so much. Granted this could
all be fixed with just like putting up a line
in our backyard. I just am lazy, and.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yet like you see this little rack right here I
got behind me, like you are in your closet. I'm like, no,
this is half sound baffling, half my own drying rack.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, I guess I just need to buy. Invest, just
need to invest and then IRA. But anyways, until I do,
fuck you and your athletic that can even go on
uniclo all day, bro easy dry?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
What miles of something you think is overrated? I don't
know how to put this.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We over rate the lack of responsibility of white voters
in an election. I don't know, I don't know how
to put this. The emphasis I've been saying this the
last couple of weeks, the emphasis has so much been
about what Hispanic men do, what Arab voters do, what
are black men doing. I'm like, look, I know everything
(08:40):
is about the margins, but I wish in our discourse
there was more of an emphasis, like on the responsibility
of American white American people to also make the quote
unquote right choice or wrong choice.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's very much like, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mean like this, this is all on you guys, the
fucking the Hispanic voter, the black voter, the Erab or
Muslim vote. This is all on you guys. Now, what
are y'all gonna do? Like That's what it feels like,
and I fucking hate it. Just like with the the
shit that happened at the Nazi Ralli at MSG Yeah,
and Tony Hinchcliff's joke about Puerto Ricans, there was a
lot of stuff like, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh, here we go, you poke the nest Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
There's four hundred thousand Puerto Rican voters and these swings
like I great, and they're like you don't look, what
do you think they're gonna do? Now?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm like, I wish.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm like, well, what about the people who are equally
just disturbed by hearing that kind of racist shit?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What we're going to suck it up again?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh here yea, yeah, we're gonna find with races, the
whites are gonna suck it up where Yeah, that's implicit
in all these stories, I know. And it's just so
mind like just like that that feeling of like that's
how white supremacies like will function. And sort of the
analysis of this, uh, this election is to not look
at their like you know, uh again, just this part
(09:57):
was wild. When they're talking about different gains a Trump
and Tama Harris have made, uh you know, Trump's gains
have been offset by because they're talking about how he
increased support among Hispanic men. His gains have been offset
by increase support for Harris among white women who favored
Trump over Biden by twelve points in twenty twenty but
now lean but now lean Republican by three points.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
So their edge wow is still three percent. They still
have a three percent edge. Yeah, that's a really big
thing to talk about and dissect. And again I'm the
other stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
About like we spoke with these blocks supporting Trump, these
Trump supporting black voters. I just it, it's so exhausting,
and I don't know, it's just I'm just like I'm
at that point.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm like, just shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Please talk about like these other massive blocks, like these
massive voting blocks that have chunk a huge ability to
sway rather than being like, well, Porto Ricans be offended
by Puerto Rican jokes, right, fuck you. Like I'm just tired.
I'm tired. And that also, we need more character actors.
The lack of emphasis on good character actors. Sorry, I
(11:04):
saw for rousa bulk and unrelated just to tie it up.
That also we need I want more of those like
really specific look character actors rather than all these like
you know, leading people that are impossibly beautiful. Yeah, I
want character act I want something different.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I want texture. Not everybody needs a six pack and no, like.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, some people need like a freaky mouth and ears,
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Mouth and ears? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Like where.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Is our Steve Buscemi? You know, like they know they
tried to claim that the two leads of Challengers were
like rat boys, but they're.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Both just like really hot. Yeah they could.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
They could easily play really hot if they wanted to. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no like there, like these guys are fucking freaks. Yeah,
they're symmetrical. Purports are like, you know, five percent off
of what you would expect.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
From from mathematical perfection. But that's fine.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, it's just where is our where are our rat teens?
Rat actors? That actually they aren't? Like again, our our
world is diverse. Not everyone looks like a chiseled faced
rat boy.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Some of us all the reds. Uh, that's right, what
a jam my overrated?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Something serious keeping with the very serious and incisive political commentary. Uh,
peace stream water delivery techniques having the water that comes
out of refrigerators. Uh, Like the ice maker thing is
so much like an extremely strong peace stream. Yeah, is
(12:56):
a weird decision to me, Like, I don't know. Well,
first of all, it like splashes back. It's too strong stream.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Too intense, Like we have to we have, you know,
matts inside urinals to deal with that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I have one in my drinking cup.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
You keep a urinal Urinalah, but it would I mean
the urinal cake wouldn't know the difference if you're putting
it in one of those like ice makers.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I don't know. There we we had water coming out
of faucets for so long. It was fine. It's beautiful.
Soda fountains. I love a soda fountains. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I feel like those are designed to be like kind
of soft yet forceful at the same time. Water fountains
have this like graceful arc to them, like turn one
of those upside down. That should be fine. Even like
the refill water bottle things on water fountains. Yeah, at
the airport, like a facet, it's like, yeah, they're coming
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out like a faucet.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
They're great. I don't know why high end refrigerators need
to piss the water into our glass so strenuously.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think it's because of the filtration process. Yeah, like
they have to force it through and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Look, I'm not. I'm on your side, jocke. It sounds
like your team p stream. No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
How dare you? I'm team pooh stream. Well no, you
should just PLoP out and it just blobs. Yea biscus
blobs into my cup. But yeah, no, I I definitely
agree because it is also I have like bad water pressure,
like in my kitchen, so it comes out real, it's
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coming out green.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Mile style. It's is that a problems all over the place.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, because I went up the street to a friend's
house and their ship was healthy.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Healthy.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Ye, our kitchen is healthy, but our shower in our
bedroom will just turn off mid like the shower.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's you may you may want to talk to a plumber?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Is that gang?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
If you can, you know, also give Jack some tips.
How can he just on his own, maybe crank it
up a little bit, you know what I mean? The
peace stream, no, the shower stream, the shower, yeah, or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
We've been we've been working on it. It's a it's
a true mystery. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Look, Brian the editor also points out he hates how
the fridge shivers and then size when it's done dispensing water.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's true. It is like a real like a fucking
they're fine.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's like again, yeah, because you got Tom Hanks in
the Green Mile attached to your fucking I.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Feel like this is a Tom Hanks in the Green
Mile situation where like whoever designed the refrigerator, You're coming he.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'll come and heal your refrigerator real quick.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, like John lay hands on it. Yeah, maybe that
you'll be crying. You'll be crying.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wasn't Tom Hanks crying at one point because it was
coming out all crazy. What's that one shot of him
peeing in the field that is.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
So for people who don't know Tom Hanks, p's in
all his movies. And then it culminates in The Green Mile,
where his character's entire character motivation is that he has
trouble pe and then John Coffee initials JC, don't read
anything into that, lays hands on his dick and ball area,
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and then that night he has to pee and is
prepared for a very unpleasant peeing experience, and then he
runs outside kneels down, and it is Tom Hanks is
like most He's acting so hard. It's like close on
his face as he has the first comfortable pe in
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his life. I guess the issue was kidney stones, but
like prodectual, permanent kidney stone, and he just has.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
This this look on his face, and that's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Going to you know, put out a fan theory about
refrigerator water dispensing tactics that there's somebody who designed that
who had like similar Hanks things. You know, we can't
control what's in our unconscious. It's just you know, it's there,
and Tom Hanks clearly has like something urine related that
you know, league of their own. He has an extremely
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strong peace stream for it's going, I gotta go pee.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
He uses p after pee as an excuse in the burbs,
and I think it saves his life and road to
perdition if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But it all all cool.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Me is this is this green mile, This is green mile.
This is him kneeling down and having that. This is
before that his petre is heled hikes that. Yeah, sorry,
we're looking at you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Look, November is almost your check That's all about prostate
health check out, your check out, your your your plumbing.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Check the state, yep, the prostate. That's what I call it.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
State of the Union. All right, those are some of
the things that we think is overrated and underrated. We're
going to take a quick break. We're going to come
back and tell you what happened over the weekend. We'll
be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We are back, we are. And so in advance of
Donald Trump had a.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Madison Square Garden rally over the weekend, Democrats we're like,
you know who else had a Madison Square garden rally
at one point was the back then it was called
the Pro American Rally, and it was a bunch of
Hitler supporters and Nazis Miles, I'm not gonna lie. Heading
(18:53):
into the event, I was like, they're really like built,
Like what if they don't do that?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They what if the rally is expectations right?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, Like it just felt like the Democrats were like
a little bit like over leveraged on the watch this shit.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's gonna be just like Hitler's Pro American Rally in
nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And I was just like, maybe like we let people
be surprised by that, because like this is not necessarily
like they they could easily like change their messaging for
a mainstream like New York media audience. But the Democrats
know Donald Trump and the current Republican Party better than
I did.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Because they did you gave me a chance hu disappoint.
They did not disappoint.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, it was just too good.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It was just all right there for them to be like,
let's fucking do it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Let's just let him know.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
So he had actually spent a lot of the week
leading up to it stressing that he's not a Nazi
loving fascist on his day. He denied that he had
ever said positive things about Hitler during his time in office,
including that he needed the kind of general's Hitler head.
I never said that, Trump said, in response to people
(20:14):
questioning that.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I would never. I would really really Okay, there's so
many table. Yeah, what's that book by your bedside table there?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's main Camp f main camp camp like ChIL Maine
spelled the same camp, Me and me and Camp Beth
to a children's book.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
What's it about? It's about a kid who is in
a concentration camp. That's my camp.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
So the message of you know, unity or I would
never say that I thought Hitler did cool stuff didn't
really come across in the rally itself. His childhood and
David rem opened things up by calling Kamala Harris the
anti Christ and waving around the literal crucifix like he
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brought a prop with him, like.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Fucking, I know you're serious. Tearrot top. Yeah, just big
crucifix holding it up.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Rudy Giuliani claimed that Hamas trains toddlers to kill Americans
during his unhinged speech.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
This guy's about to lose everything, by the way, also.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Because of Donald Trump because of Donald Trump, Like he's
gonna have to sell his like apartment and like sell
all of his like knickknacks, including his like prized World
Series rings. I think, to like offset all the damages
he's liable for most of his Yeah, which, but he's
got a lot of getting that.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And then comedian and quotes Tony Hinchcliff of the kill
Tony Podcast, which like, I've been hearing about this kill
Tony podcast for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like people
are like, oh, comedy like kill Tony.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh yeah, they did in Austin. Dude, it's all part
of that Rogan ship. Dude, it's really sick man.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Again, they're just really awful to people. Every now and
then there might be a funny person.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And so the titular Tony of kill Tony took the
stage and uh said things like these Latinos they love
making babies too. There's no pulling out, they don't do that.
They come inside, just like they did to our country.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Uh. And then he referred to Puerto Rico as a
floating island of garbage. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
This is I think again really important to note that
this guy is performing at what most people are like, yeah,
this is a Nazi rally, and this joke, this joke
even like the people there are.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Kind of like, uh are like audible groan, Yeah, which
is weird.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'll play it because I think it's important to year
that this was a thing that a guy wanted to
say and other people like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
This will be good, this will be good.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
It is absolutely wild times, it really really is.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And uh, he looks he's looking like he's wearing his
like my first communion suit.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, he does his suit, is he but he is
wearing a suit and he is at a political rally.
That's important to note because I think his response has
been like, I'm just a comedian.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I'm just like up here riffing and doing that.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
You look like you're like my mom told me I
need to dress good if I'm going to meet Donald
Trump for the president.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, you know, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Like I don't know if you guys know this, but
there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle
of the ocean right now. Yeah, I think it's called
Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, right, that's so that's
not good.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, he does the does the guys I don't normally
follow the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
That's like his response is like, come on, I'm just
a median up here.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
He had like a real everything. It was there's black jokes.
He's talking about carving up water.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Melody, like the water melon in the audience. Yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He was talking about Israel and Palestine, about rock paper scissors.
He's like, Palestinians will throw rocks. He's like, and then
he said quote and also we know Jews have a
hard time throwing that paper and was like making it.
It was so fucking hack and racist and offensive and
just nonsense that it's just wild. Also to see the
(24:30):
defense of this shit because it it was, it was indefensible.
And then Tony Hinch because like some people don't like
comedy or whatever, he like retweeted he retweeted Rickles doing
like an event for Ronald Reagan. Yeah, and he was like, oh,
comedian edgy. Comedians don't perform in political things. And it's
like Rickles is like literally roasting every single person there.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
He's not going up there.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was like, hey, what do we think about Puerto Ricans? Yeah,
you know, like exactly, like such a misunderstanding of what
comedy is and what just racist bullshit like vitriol masked
as a joke is.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And this was going on to a.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Room of Republicans who you know, are running on a
racist platform in the name of fascism and telling a
bunch of racist jokes that are like fifty years out
of date.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Is man so punk rock man truth? Yeah, our brother
really the man?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, just the punching down in a way that is
I guess very comfortable for the Trump Vance ticket. And
he yeah, like you said, he keeps coming out and
being like this is just like one joke that they
took out of context.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Watched the rest of the set and like the rest
of the set is it's all yeah, all that.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
And then Trump's senior advisor has come out and said, like,
this joke does not reflect the views of President Trump
or the campaign, which is a little tough to argue.
And it was said by someone in a suit standing
at a Trump Vance podium scheduled speaker.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
He did not storm the stage and take the microphone.
This is what prompter.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know if it was, I mean that would
even be like, like, brother, he loaded the teleprompter with
this bullshit.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah, and it's also like, in addition to the entire
his entire set being that, like they're acting like well,
the rest of Aeron Nazi rally had a message of
peace and love. It did not know Stephen Miller came up,
Oh my god and stated that America is for Americans
and Americans only.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I know I've heard that. Oh yeah, Germany is for
Germans and Germans only. Great quote from uh a d
Olf high Tailaire.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I think it's how you say that.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, that was a slow only for Germans was a
German ethnocentric slogan indicating that certain establishments, transportation to other
facilities were exclusively for Germans. It was used during World
War Two. It was like a Nazi meme. Yeah, it's
like he forgot to write a speech until the morning
of the rally and just started frantically googling Nazi slogan.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Energy two from teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels over here is
also wild. Like it again, you watched this and you're like, Oh,
their whole strategy is let's just let the masks come off.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
We're fucking Nazis. This is it. Here we go, the
cartels are gone. The criminal migrants are gone, the gangs
are gone.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, sir, this is a Wendy's yo. What Yeah, the
Frosty machine is broken.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The cartols gone. Okay, Jesus Christ, Okay. Who else do
you want to expel from America's horr Americans and Americans
only one more time? Americais horror America Ricken's and Americans only.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
One man and that man, ladies and gentlemen, that man
took a bullet for you. He took a bullet for democracy.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, a self inflicted one in the in his bunkers
when the Allies were posing in um Berlin.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, exactly, good job. Yeah, that might have been in
the back of his mind, of course I'm talking about Yeah,
and that poor dog too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
It's worth watching the like the actual video of his speech,
because it does like he is animated in a way
that it's giving I don't know, I forget where I've
seen that. It's like in some black and white clip,
but his whole persona and hand gestures and energy is
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reminding me of something. And then there was like a
bunch of weird shit that made me feel like I'm
in a coma right now. And just like my brain
is misfiring.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Doctor Phil showed up to claim that Trump isn't really
a bully and criticize DEI.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. And I'm gonna get
torn apart for saying this. Yeah, his whole thing. Oh
my god, what did he say here? His one say, well, now,
wait a minute's on. Is it Trump a bully? And
let me tell you why. The answer to that question is.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
No, because I'm not a real doctor or should not
be listened to. So fuck everything. I say yeah, and
then I think the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
The one that really felt like it was in a
bad dream is like Hulk Hogan tried to rip his
shirt off and it like took him so long and
he just like couldn't get it off, and.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, you don't, like it's just wild. Here he comes
out on stage with like a feather boa raven his flag.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Here we go, Oh, come on rip it? Huh oh
still can't rip it? Stid of looking at it, still
still ripping. He's still ripping.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
He's gonna have a fucking heart attack trying to.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
So there's like a lot of desperation in the Yeah,
he's doing it with like the energy that I have
when someone's like a man or flies down, you know,
you're just like frantically like, oh ship also.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And it ripped all weird, like he couldn't rip it
down the collar, so I think he ripped it. At
the arm Steve scene, he's like, ah, look that the
canners affecting me.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Alina Habbah, who lost several cases uh for Donald Trump,
took the stage to the sounds of All I Do
is Win by DJ palled uh and then when Trump spoke,
it was just all the.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Same ship, the same ship.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, they're fucking they can't pay for hurricanes because of migrants.
They're shipping them in, they're stealing your your dreams. Just
just all just the same, same, same, same shit. And
he's really he's like he's definitely in his like Wu
tang phase, because this dude regularly now is showing up
like hours after his slated appearance time.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
He's on his lourn hill.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah easily, He's like, look, they'll wait, I haven't spoken
in days.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They'll wait.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
And then it sounded like there was some anecdotal videos
of people kind of being like, all right, we saw
the coherent racist speak.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I don't need to hear Trump anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We might as well got to catch We got to
catch the fucking you know, we got to get back
to Staten Island.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
He did brag about having a quote little secret about
the House that wouldn't be revealed.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Until after the election, which chilling.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, so the Hinchcliff line is definitely the one that
is kind of resonating the most. Bad Bunny endorsed Harris,
as did Ricky Martin immediately after. Florida Republicans are like
scrambling to distance themselves, stating this rhetoric does not reflect
GOP values.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So then what is it? Well, why why did it happen?
What is this joke? Bomb for a reason? It's not
funny and it's not true, said Rick Scott.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well, hey, it's an election, your baby. Yeah, you better not.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I hope that's I hope you're smart enough to be like,
I don't know, it's kind of like a garbage island.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Even though it's part of These are American citizens.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Tony Hinchcliff defended his speech and was like, these people
have no sense of humor. Wild that because Tim Walls
and AOC were like live reacting to the Nazi rally,
and he was critical of the jokes, which is shocking
but managed to hurt Tony Hinchcliff's feelings, like these people
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have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential
candidate would take time out of his busy schedule to
analyze a joke taken out of context and make it
seem racist.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
What I love Puerto Rico and vacation there were there
everyone ships on your fungo, bro, I thought you would
eat that. You'd probably fucking subway or some shit. I would.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I would change that to the past tense vacation there.
I don't think you're gonna energy this time. Yeah, so
I don't know the last part too. I made fun
of everyone. Watch the whole set.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I made fun of black people, Jewish people, Stitians. And
it wasn't even like really cutting. I was just shitting
on people. Then he said I'm a comedian, Tim might
be time to change your tampon.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
And so he says I'm a comedian and then tells
a very funny joke to prove it. Yeah yeah, goodeah, No,
he's good.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And everybody who told me that kill Tony is funny
should be very proud of themselves, but most comedians are
were like, it's it's great to see like the worst
person in comedy just being on the national stage as
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like a complete fucking hack, right, and like have him
being a hack like possibly affect the outcome of the
presidential election. And I'm sure sure this will all be
forgotten three.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Days from now. But yeah with whatever they news.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
But yeah, good job, good job, everybody, no notes, you
did a flawless job of communicating to the world that
you are a bunch of aggressive racist freaks.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Great.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Great, Just a lot of kind of stories over the
weekend that like the New Yorker dropped a profile of
just Trump's relationship to billionaire donors, a lot of them
claimed that they were going to abandon him, and it's
it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
First of all, like I didn't, like I know that
there were.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Isolated stories at the time during his first administration where
he was just like asking his friends from mar A
Lago to like be like head up the VA essentially
like you know, just do all those wild shit and
just so he just like gave important jobs to billionaires
based solely on the fact that they are billionaires and
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so they must be smart because smart people he like
literally says in the article, I don't want to hear
from them if they haven't made a fortune.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, so they don't know how to actively exploit people
in the most fantastic ways.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, I don't that can't take them seriously. Yeah, And
so you know, now a lot of people who previously,
a lot of the billionaires who previously have been like, well,
we're not gonna support this guy. He's fucking a sick
person and bad for the country, are now coming around.
And there's a good quote that I just want to read.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Sean will And, a historian at Princeton University, offered another
key distinction. Trump's billionaires, many of whom have made their
fortune as hedge fund managers, activist investors, and corporate raiders,
tend to be highly motivated ideologues and individual operators. It's transactional,
but their end of the bargain is a lot different
than just having access to the President of the United States.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Will It told me they see Trump as their instrument.
This is an investment for them.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
To take power and like that really, like that's why
I keep bringing up the business plot, Like the time
good I.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Even had to bring it up because it was relevant
when you were gone. Last piece of history is but yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
When the head like some of the richest people in
the United States tried to stage a fascist overthrow of
the government, like this is their chance, and like all
the richest everyone's chance.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Like when you look at the people who come out
at this rally, it's not just it's billionaires who want
to live in a world where they can sort of
resist the tide of progress, where people would potentially be
taking some of their money to better the rest of
the world. Yeah, there's a world where doctor phil is
there because he wants to be in a world where
he's still relevant. A world where Hulk Hogan is still
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relevant and not seen as like a racist fucking freak show.
A world where Tony hinchcliffs shit like racist nonsense is
considered quote unquote comedy. Everyone has like a stake in
this in some weird way, and and by god, they've
found a way to just wrap that all up into
this like Nazi two point zero thing, and everyone's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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this is I think this could be our shot to
finally like you know, flash freeze society into this moment
and I can just thrive in it forever.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, and I think get it, like I don't know,
like this world where it's a kleptocrisy ruled over by oligarchs,
you know, like the richest people are going to be
so entrenched in power after this administration if Trump wins,
like it just feels like, uh, I don't know, and
(38:05):
like the brazen ways they're going to use it to
enrich themselves at the expense of others like that, you know,
the amount of power Elon Musk is going to have,
He's going to have so much fucking power. He already
has like waight, like disturbing amounts of power. But if
Trump wins, it's it's going to be uh yeah, my
mind melting.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And even like
the billionaires who aren't overtly Trump supporters fully Trump supporters,
such as Jeff Bezos, are doing things to prepare.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, this for me with Bezos, this was it. But
there's so many people who are like, Okay, that's it. Yeah,
I'm done with Basis, like brom this guy's of fun.
All these people are fucking creatures of the night. But yeah,
so earlier last week we were talking about how Patrick
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sun Shan, who's the billionaire owner of the La Times,
basically fucking put the kibosh on any endorsement from La
Times for comraders. Then now I think we didn't We
weren't able to record because the news broke on the
like at the beginning of the weekend that Jeff Bezos
basically then also said Nope, you're not doing any I
don't care if you have a quote planned endorsement, it's
(39:19):
not happening. And then so the Washington Post, I'm just
like they reported on this and in the article they're
even like, yeah, he's this is a preemptive bending of
the knee to Trump.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Anybody who is as much a part of the American
economy as Bezos is, they obviously want to have a
good relationship with whoever is in power.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's an attempt to try not to be on the
wrong side of Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
think this is this is a great preview of what
we're going to be seeing because like they don't.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Give a fuck except their own money, about their own money.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
So everybody who's in power is going to be doing
their best to fucking appease him, like that's it's it
is really, I don't know, Like it's.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
The other version where like I feel like maybe in
like three years ago, it's like, oh, don't get on
the wrong side of the consumer. Their values are X,
so we don't want to we don't want to transgress.
And now they're like, bro, I don't know, man, if
we're going fucking like no breaks on this thing, then yeah,
I don't give a fuck about the consumer because they'll
have to get in line because I'm going to make
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the most money and make sure I'm aligned with the
autocratic beings that are going to be really dictating things
like the government contracts that I so desperately need for
all of my for all of my businesses, like Jeff
Bezos does.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
If you don't believe that Trump is going to be
a fucking dictator, like the billionaires who have access to
like way more information than the rest of us certainly
seem to be acting like he's going to be a
fucking dictator.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Or they're just yeah, they're just looking at it and
they're like, oh, just because I'm sure with Jeff Bezos,
his strategy is like, well, just in case Trump wins,
I want to make sure I stay stay wealthy. And
if Kamon w wins, what the fuck are they gonna do? Yeah,
you know it's kind of like it's like, bro, I
know it might look one way to you, but I'm
fine either way. I'm fine either way. So I'm just
gonna do this because again, twenty twenty one, Amazon was
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awarded ten a ten billion dollar cloud computing contract with
the NSSA, and like, this is parts of like other
many billions of dollars of deals that they do with
the Department of Defense. Also, let's not forget Blue Origin,
Bezos's space exploration company. They also are vying for multiple
like billion dollar grants from the federal government. So he
(41:42):
just he can't have that money hose turn off. Like
you even sued the Trump administration previously for like being
like I feel like we were on we were we
missed out on this contract because I own the Washington
Posts that had just objective coverage of Donald Trump, and
I think that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
So now you're doing your thing about like, well, we
didn't say anything Trump, give me the money.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, But I mean this is how dictatorships and authoritarianism works.
And I do think like there's it's like Ezra Klein
had this kind of essay last week that was about,
you know the fact that Democrats are like kind of
attacking Trump in all these different ways, and he thinks
they should be like more coherent about the idea that like,
(42:27):
the thing that is broken about Donald Trump is that
he has no like executive control, no like editor which,
which is like what makes him like entertaining to people
is that he will just like suddenly talk about Arnold
Palmer's dick or just like vibe out and play music.
And it's also like what makes him really scary as
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a leader. And his point was that like the only
so Democrats in their messaging have kind of left this
question dangling of if he's so bad and crazy, why
wasn't his first administration more of a disaster? And the
answer is, first of all, it was really bad, but
second of all, he was surrounded by people who were
(43:09):
actively working against him the whole time, like right, he
you know, at various points, he wanted to like withhold
aid from California during wildfires because Gavin Newsom was mean
to him. He wanted the military to start shooting George
Floyd protesters in the legs, right, since then we found
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out that like there were people actively working against him
to undermine him, and like we know that and Trump
knows it, which is why we have like Project twenty
twenty five and why that project is like so scary.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But like if they're going after what made the first
one go semi smoothly for societal issue, yes.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
So this time is different because this time, you know,
the people he's preparing to put in his government would
be trying to execute on his vision and we're just
going to get all gas, no break Trump brain, which
is going to be like truly disastrous.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
But also not just him because at this point they're
fully like sort of like with Bush too, there's a
whole group of people who are like, man, bro, we
can work this motherfucker to get what we want done
like this because Trump doesn't have a policy brain. He
just wants to be out of trouble. And then just
like how you know, the Heritage Foundation was able to
be like Harry, why don't you try this stuff? He's
(44:34):
like yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, I don't care. He's like,
just make make the money come in from foreign sources.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Great, I love that.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, that's what also makes it very scary because now
you have other people be like, how do we get
what we want out of Trump being in office, because
it's not like Trump has the fucking brain for anything
except to sit in a chair and fart to the
village people.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Also from the Heritage Foundation project, Esther was Esther Yeah, Esther, Yeah,
I was announced back early October. But I feel like, again,
this might be one that the Democrats should be kind
of digging in a.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Little bit more on.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
But they're basically saying anybody who voices support for Palestinium
rights or is critical of Israeli like military Zionism will
be defined as anti Semitic and you know, treated as
a terrorist essentially.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Right, and deporting people.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's like, or if you're one of these part of
one of these organizations that's advocating for this, and you
are foreign born, we will deport you. If you're an educator,
you will be fired and blacklisted. This is like everything
they're like, if you're not if you're not from here,
will deport you. If you're from here, will make your
life impossible to live.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, and that Terms like social network analysis are used
in the document to describe surveillance, infiltration, and disruption of
social justice movements. So they will be waging war on people,
you know, trying. Yeah, it will be very similar to
the Red Scare, but just with regards to Oh so.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
You'll be labeled anti Semitics. So are what are what
of what of the consequences for like hate groups like
Neo Nazis.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, it does not mention Neo Nazis or the klu
Klux Club. They're not identified as anti Semitism. Wait.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Sorry, I would just use that as like cover to
just sort of lock up dissenters.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Sorry, that's the sort of question that uh, an anti
Semitic terrorist might ask.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
So I'm no, I'm just saying these guys like follow
us no panto snap. Yeah, it's and they're like, sir,
you have no Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
This is just it's I mean, look, we've got a
week left. The poles are irrelevant because everything is basically
within the margin of error, and in most cases, like
we've said before, just heavily favoring Republicans just to be.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Like, you can't we cannot get caught out again being like.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Nuh, they're they're democrats.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You're gonna win this one.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's like very much neck and neck all the time,
although many people who I think are like, you know,
looking at the cross stabs of polls or like these
are being weighted very interestingly. And also there's a lot
of partisan polling out there that's shifting the weighted average.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
So yeah, I've been talking about edder Mentum, who's like
making the argument that like Republicans are being kind of
given some extra weight in polling, and he thinks like
Kamalo might be more ahead than people think based on
the polling, and like his theory is basically just that
everybody from you know, the poll aggregators.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Who are including these partisan polls, to even like the
New York Times, and like, I guess he says the
New York Times has in twenty twenty two was generally truthful.
But a lot of the you know, mainstream media seems
to be obsessed with one thing, and that is avoiding
any overestimation of Democrats at all costs. And so which
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makes sense because it does seem like the fact that
twenty sixteen, twenty twenty, there were these polling mistakes that
overrated Democrats. They're like, all right, so we just need
to assume that's going to happen again. He doesn't think
that's going to happen again.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
It's hard to say, but one point he's making is
that there will be consequences to if, oh, sure the
Republicans are being overrated in the polls, Like we already
know that Trump will declare himself the winner of the
election no matter what, And in twenty twenty, they were
fully willing to like use trivia about In his article,
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he says they were fully willing to use trivia about
Bellweather Counties and the predictive power of Ohio to back
their claims that Trump won. This time, they would be
guaranteed to have an extensive list of polsters showing Trump winning.
So I don't know, Uh, I get the like prisoner's
dilemma of them being like, well, we just can't show
that Harris is like a favorite because if we're wrong
(49:18):
again for a third time, we're so fucked.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, well then so what you know, maybe this fuck
it like it's yeah, maybe maybe you should be yeah yeah, sorry,
if you're not good at your job and you're too
afraid of what the outcome is going to be whether
or not you can do it, you're in the wrong business,
or the industry itself needs major rethinking, and how we
you know, all this prognostication works.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
It seems like it does, Miles, It does seem like
it does.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
It's big money, though, I'm telling you, man, it's fucking
big money because it's it's like one of those things
that's how you justify like your political spending, Like you
do a thing like you go to a donor and
be like, we need this much money to get you know,
this bill through or an x amount of of votes
or voters mobilized for this election, and then like you're like, see,
look I got this.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I went to a polster, very renowned.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
I paid them an exorbitant amount of money, and they're
telling I got them to tell me the thing I
need to tell you so I can continue to make
money and then I can continue to give them money
to do polls for me.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
It's all very yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about some
bullshit and we're back.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
We're back, and we got so we got Dwayne Wade's
statue reveal, we got Timothy Shallow, may lookalike contests that
got weird, dude.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
So it was funny.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
When I was in New York, I saw that ship
all through like Lower Manhattan on like all the elect
I was I was gonna take a picture and send
it to the group chat because I was like, this
shit is if like the most New York shit to me.
They'd be like, if you shall may look alike contest
Washington Square Park and I was like this, I love
I love New York. I love that this is glittered everywhere.
And it was a real thing.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
But yeah, so it kind of went viral all right
even before it started because of the aforementioned flyers that
you saw. It was organized by that YouTuber who was
also behind a quote cheeseball binging stunt?
Speaker 2 (51:24):
What really is that this year?
Speaker 1 (51:26):
See this is where I'm old man. I didn't know
about this, you know. I was New York's cheeseball man
one point seven million cool.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Okay, so he wears a yellow mask and eats a
bunch of cheese doodle cheese ball.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, cheeseball man. I think let's see how
just whor is like the boomer fucking potato salad man.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
They just wanted to watch people eat.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
He's just he ate a tub of cheeseballs.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Whatever. Man, Look, look, these are branding circuses, don't for
the Yeah mym I am into the cheeseballing. Yeah yeah,
cheeseball muck bang. Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, this is same guy, same guy. He knows how
to get the city of New York. You know his
work from the cheese ball guy. Does he have an
IMDb page?
Speaker 3 (52:10):
He should has anybody started making like the YouTuber IMDb?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
There are some There are some people I feel like
put their own shit on IMDb.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
I've noticed that, and they are heroes for doing that.
It is movies.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Anyways, this event, we got single Timothy Shallomey doppelgangers participating
in a makeshift dating game. One guy was arrested and
led away and handcuffed by the NYPD. We're not we're
not sure conduct conduct did.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Added Timothy. Timothy Chatla may look like contest that he
got emmed up like that, but it couldn't have been good.
Couldn't have been good.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
The host of the event got fined five hundred dollars
and the winner was a twenty one year old student
dressed as Wonka Challome, who was presented with a giant
novelty check for fifty dollars, which they said they would
spend on candy.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's a nice costume, it is? He did it? Really,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
I guess it's not a cheap hobby trying to look
like Timothy Shallamy like that.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
No, man, that's trust me. It's fucking killing me. Hey,
what's all that stuff hanging on the wall behind you?
It's nothing? It's nothing.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
And that I am talking about my chalome where when
I talk about needing things to be drier, because like
you know, I'm doing costume changes all day and I
need these things to be washed and cleaned and dried quickly.
And then one of the attendees who's wearing a mask,
pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be the
real Timothy Schalloman.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah, what exciting times.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
He should have You should have competed, like that's the
whole point of like going to your own lookalike contest,
you compete.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Well, the second he did, people just lost it, you
know what I mean, Like, there's no way that would
just be so funny. He goes and just a body
the Timothy Shallo may contest. Right, if I was competing,
I'm like, bro, this is stupid. Man Like, fuck you, Timothy.
I'm out here trying to make my own identity based
off yours, and you're coming in here with your scruffy,
shaved head or short hair, and I'm I paid so
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much money for these plugs to look like you, Timothy.
Can you imagine I just get a wild hair plugs.
I'm like, I'm there too. They're like, sir, that hair
is a questionable providence.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Miles looks so good in a wig. We we we
got to break out the wig for one of these
video episodes.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
I need a shallow wig. I need a shallow may wig. Someone, yeah,
send me a link to a shallow may wig because
I need that.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Someone who couldn't win a lookalike contest is Dwayne Wade.
If he was trying to look like the statue that
the Miami Heat just woveled a bad, bad statue. What
a sad, sad moment for Dwyane Wade.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Dwayne.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
I still every time every time I type it, I
have to say it, why ain't in order to d
w Why why? Why does this motherfucker look like this?
Didn't he say, who's that guy? You caught that during
the speech? He was like he was even like at
the fucking unveiling for his own statue.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
This is him? Like that's crazy. I can't believe that.
Who is that guy?
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I think likes like saying because he was involved in
the design of the statue apparently. So this is just
one of those situations where like, none of us, look,
none of us know what we look like. You know,
we all have like distorted pictures of ourselves. Uh, not all,
but maybe like, uh, I feel like I have this
where I'm like, you know, get get majorly focused on
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one thing or another, you know, and would would unveil
a statue of me that looks.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Looks absolutely whoa who's that guy? Who? Who is that guy? No? Seriously,
who is that?
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I mean it's not great for concidering. How Look, I
mean the statues outside staples look pretty good. I gotta say,
like they like the people.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
I was like, where did they find these sculptors? This, Yeah,
sculpting team did the Kobe? They did, Yeah, they did
the Kobe and the Jordan. I think, oh wow, or
at least a Kobe and to Jordan's So what there
they must be so they must be Lakers fans or something, right,
and they're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
We'll hook you up. Dwyang, Yeah yeah, check this out.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
I mean, I said he looked like fucking Morpheus in
the Matrix when he's getting interrogated and he's all hooked
up all that those mistakes and shit, and he's like,
I'm like, that's that's what this looks like to me.
Other people said he looks like when Dorian put on
the mask and the mask all Pierce.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Does, his head is like all big and weird, like
he looked. He looks like an action figure that someone
put in a microwave, you know, if it was made
out of something that like puffs up when it's in
the microwave.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Paul Pierce texted Tony Allen a picture of the statue
and he's.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Like, yo, is this you? It does kind of it
looked more like Tony Allen, So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
I mean, like, credit to Dwayne, I mean, had a
fantastic career. I hope he likes it matters. Yeah, it's
just a little odd.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
I don't know. Does it look anything like him? It does? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Dwayne Wade, one of the most handsome men. Yeah, to
ever play basketball. I feel like and they just went
is it.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Because they're trying to put the beard in.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
So it's adding a bit of thickness to his jawline
and that's maybe.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah, it's like beard era, he did have like kind
of a bit of a puffy beard, and so this
just makes it look like he's has a jaw.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Implant or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like he got eyes too,
like where you know, they just really missed on so
many levels.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, well, look, Dwayne, you got a statue.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
So that's all that matters. And it's it's wonderful. You're
a good guy. So I think people it looks like
people are going mostly easy on I think they're going
harder on the statue makers than they are being like
Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
But oh yeah, for sure, I don't. I in no
way blame Dwayne Wade. Yeah, it also.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
No way blamed I.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
And this is and I my name is Jack O'Brien. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Wow, it's a coward bezos move you're making right now.
And I don't blame Dwayne Wade, thank you.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
I will not endorse any kind of critique of his statue.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
Or have also heard the gym teacher from Beavis and
butthead if if you're familiar with that.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
Whoa, it kind of looks like that who had the
buzz cut?
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah yeah coach Wasn't he called
coach buzz cut?
Speaker 2 (58:46):
I think yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
He was always asking asking them to kick him in
the jimmy. Yeah, it's It also captures him in a
moment of celebration, so he's like screaming. But because of
the material that it's made out of, Brian the editor
points out, he just looks like he's Han Solo trapping carbonite.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, like if Han Solo was black.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, it's got the same like kind of arms, sort
of raised things.
Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah yeah, and stream of anguish on face, even though
it's supposed to be scream of celebration in ecstasy.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
All right, Well, I think that's I think that's enough.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
I think that's enough. Yeah, I think that'll do.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
the show. Ye what it is that'll do? What did
what did you say?
Speaker 3 (59:37):
That'll do donkey, that'll do donkey, famous Shrek line, that'll
do Donkey, that'll do don't.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
God damn, that movie would have been so much better
if the farmer was Shrek. Bak you donkey? Yeah yes, please,
Hey you want I P. Holly's right here.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Just swap out Babe for Shrek and babe for Donkey.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah yeah. Anyways, we know what we're saying. It's early.
We're back now with all this episode of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
get the vaccine, don't do nothing about what supremacy, and
we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Bye, b bye,
Hey, man, look at the freaking Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hey bro, I'm hoping for I don't give a fuck.
My friends have a buddy of mine has Game six
tickets that he's like going with his dad.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Sorry I didn't hear that because I was too busy
putting my Dodgers hat on on my winning Dodgers hat.
That was very fun.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
God, I love beating the Yankee I love seeing the
Yankees lose almost as much as I love seeing the
Celtics lose.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
My my friend went with I have a buddy who
went with his dad because like they're just big baseball
fans and like, you know, god relationships, so they get
to do stuff like that, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But he was sending me their big baseball fans and
I guess they have a good relationship or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
They like go do shit like go to the World Series.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But there is this boy out to the ballpark this weekend.
Oh yeah, sounds cool, man, sounds great. It must be nice.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
But it's just so funny, Like the people just the back,
like looking in the background of this one shot, he's
like sitting at the game. I was like, this is
the most Yankees ass fan I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh yeah, man like guy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I am the New Yorker as a reader.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Like that guy worked in finance dabbles, and you know
he advised the Obama administration. If you cheer too loudly
against the Yankees, he'll tell you to act like you've
been there before.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, exactly, Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week
trend edition of Derna's Yeah I started doing that. I
really strained there. Uh my name is Jack O'Brien. That
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over there is mister Miles gra whoa, whoa, what's that man?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm just look, I'm just a happy West Coast kid,
a boy from LA watching the World Series. Who knows
it could go completely the other way, but I'm loving it.
People like, maybe they can just win, maybe they can
lose one in New York. We could win it out.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, no, no, I don't care. Don't don't funk around
like that. That and we do have control. We have
control over that. So it is up to us to
decide this. It depends on the angle of my fitted hat.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, and we are wearing it at the winning angle
every game exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
If I tilted like jay Z, then the Yankees will win.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I have to worry if you on the top like crowd,
like a true Angelina.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I like it all right.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, this is the episode where we tell you some
of the things that happen over the weekend, some of
the things that are trending on this Monday morning. First,
we like to get to know you a little bit better. Oh,
we like to get to We like you to get
to know us a little bit better. Let's be honest,
we don't care about you bye, telling you some things
that we think are under did some things we think
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are overrated.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Miles, do you want to kick us off? What you
want to start with? Unders? Yeah, let's do under two things.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The World Series I think is underrated for a very
specific reason, which I just think it's it's just it's
bringing I think for millennials of a certain age with
a hip hop love of hip hop, this feels like
the most hip hop world series of all fucking tops.
Cost Yes, this is literally this is the the Yankees
hat versus the La hat. And I know that there
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were obviously when it was the Brooklyn Dodgers, some storied
that was a storied rivalry as well with the Yankees,
but this one specifically feels so I'm like, so in
my West Coast bag, I love it. When Ice Cube
came out for Game two doing bow down West Side Connection,
telling the fuck telling them to fucking bow down, I'm like, yes, yes,
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this is great and it's now I'm so, what's gonna
happen in New York?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Who do they have? I'm like, who's at that level
of possibly rap in New York.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What I'm saying is this was a conversation I was having,
is like, would jay Z come out? Jay Z feels
like too big to come out.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah, jay Z's like shortlist for super Bowl X
World Series is probably too tiny.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But Cube has stature in the history of hip hop,
you know what I mean, like gangster rap, all that
stuff that branches off from projects Cube was involved, and
so I'm like they have to come with like is
it Eric Beer rock Him or something like that?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Is that old for people or just like history?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I mean baseball is for the historically minded, you know,
it's the sport that really hasn't changed. NAS would be fun.
I was listening to NAS this morning. I was actually
listening to Verbal Intercourse off of Cuban links that yeass
feature on that very good this morning because I am old.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah. Fuck, But anyways, I just love.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, I love if anything, just for all the people
watching and what it brings out because these are two
craft cities.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
The other thing I'll just say underrated the movie The Craft,
the nineteen ninety six can't be the girls become witches
in the high school movie The Craft. Fantastic Halloween Watch.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I love it. I just haven't seen that since it
was in movie theaters and I was in school. Spooky as?
Is it spooky as? Yeah? And for USA Bulk, Oh
my god, I know, just born to play that role
character acting. Yeah, oh love it?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh what about you, Jack Miles. My underrated is clothes
that can go in the dryer. Fah, we have We
have a single banister in our house that we dry
clothes on, and it feels that's you, that's our laundry rack.
And I don't know, I just need to like add
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a laundry to the backyard or something that was metal.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, it was in trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, it's all wonky and shit and war movie.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But yeah, more and more, I feel like clothes are
just flat dry, hang dry to maintain the shape of
your six year old sweatshirt. Like I don't need my
six year old sweatshirt to like always look pristine.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh so you want to do like a do you
want to feel like a crop sweatshirt then, because that'll
happen if you put that dryer.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It just feels like we have this wonderful device. We're
making poly blends, Like all of the clothes that have
to be line dried are polyblends. For the most part,
it's like we've invented new fabrics and made it so
you can't put them in the dryer, which for.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
All the plastic we're putting in and on our bodies
that I'm sorry the dryer. This is why I like
some shirts. I just don't trust to not shrink. It's
my biggest pet peeve is just shrinking some shit in
the dryer. So by default I've turned into like my
like Japanese family were just like everything. I'm just like
line drying in the sun. I'm like, I can't risk it.
(07:06):
I can't risk it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's just and I feel like this is just like
it's not a complaint that is cool to make, and
so the extra work happens behind the scenes, so like
they they have no incentive, Like it's actually cooler to
like have clothes that are like a delicate little flower.
You know that you have to like treat perfectly. And
(07:29):
I'm just my brain is so appreciative when I come
across like one of my wife's T shirts and it's
like this can go in the dry Yeah, my god,
oh my god, thank you so much. Granted this could
all be fixed with just like putting up a line
in our backyard. I just am lazy, and.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yet like you see this little rack right here I
got behind me, like you are in your closet. I'm like, no,
this is half sound baffling, half my own drying rack.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, I guess I just need to buy. Invest, just
need to invest and then IRA. But anyways, until I do,
fuck you and your athletic that can even go on
uniclo all day, bro easy dry?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
What miles of something you think is overrated? I don't
know how to put this.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We over rate the lack of responsibility of white voters
in an election. I don't know, I don't know how
to put this. The emphasis I've been saying this the
last couple of weeks, the emphasis has so much been
about what Hispanic men do, what Arab voters do, what
are black men doing. I'm like, look, I know everything
(08:40):
is about the margins, but I wish in our discourse
there was more of an emphasis, like on the responsibility
of American white American people to also make the quote
unquote right choice or wrong choice.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's very much like, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mean like this, this is all on you guys, the
fucking the Hispanic voter, the black voter, the Erab or
Muslim vote. This is all on you guys. Now, what
are y'all gonna do? Like That's what it feels like,
and I fucking hate it. Just like with the the
shit that happened at the Nazi Ralli at MSG Yeah,
and Tony Hinchcliff's joke about Puerto Ricans, there was a
lot of stuff like, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh, here we go, you poke the nest Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
There's four hundred thousand Puerto Rican voters and these swings
like I great, and they're like you don't look, what
do you think they're gonna do? Now?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I'm like, I wish.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm like, well, what about the people who are equally
just disturbed by hearing that kind of racist shit?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What we're going to suck it up again?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh here yea, yeah, we're gonna find with races, the
whites are gonna suck it up where Yeah, that's implicit
in all these stories, I know. And it's just so
mind like just like that that feeling of like that's
how white supremacies like will function. And sort of the
analysis of this, uh, this election is to not look
at their like you know, uh again, just this part
(09:57):
was wild. When they're talking about different gains a Trump
and Tama Harris have made, uh you know, Trump's gains
have been offset by because they're talking about how he
increased support among Hispanic men. His gains have been offset
by increase support for Harris among white women who favored
Trump over Biden by twelve points in twenty twenty but
now lean but now lean Republican by three points.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
So their edge wow is still three percent. They still
have a three percent edge. Yeah, that's a really big
thing to talk about and dissect. And again I'm the
other stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
About like we spoke with these blocks supporting Trump, these
Trump supporting black voters. I just it, it's so exhausting,
and I don't know, it's just I'm just like I'm
at that point.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm like, just shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Please talk about like these other massive blocks, like these
massive voting blocks that have chunk a huge ability to
sway rather than being like, well, Porto Ricans be offended
by Puerto Rican jokes, right, fuck you. Like I'm just tired.
I'm tired. And that also, we need more character actors.
The lack of emphasis on good character actors. Sorry, I
(11:04):
saw for rousa bulk and unrelated just to tie it up.
That also we need I want more of those like
really specific look character actors rather than all these like
you know, leading people that are impossibly beautiful. Yeah, I
want character act I want something different.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I want texture. Not everybody needs a six pack and no, like.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, some people need like a freaky mouth and ears,
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Mouth and ears? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Like where.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Is our Steve Buscemi? You know, like they know they
tried to claim that the two leads of Challengers were
like rat boys, but they're.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Both just like really hot. Yeah they could.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
They could easily play really hot if they wanted to. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no like there, like these guys are fucking freaks. Yeah,
they're symmetrical. Purports are like, you know, five percent off
of what you would expect.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
From from mathematical perfection. But that's fine.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, it's just where is our where are our rat teens?
Rat actors? That actually they aren't? Like again, our our
world is diverse. Not everyone looks like a chiseled faced
rat boy.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Some of us all the reds. Uh, that's right, what
a jam my overrated?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Something serious keeping with the very serious and incisive political commentary. Uh,
peace stream water delivery techniques having the water that comes
out of refrigerators. Uh, Like the ice maker thing is
so much like an extremely strong peace stream. Yeah, is
(12:56):
a weird decision to me, Like, I don't know. Well,
first of all, it like splashes back. It's too strong stream.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Too intense, Like we have to we have, you know,
matts inside urinals to deal with that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I have one in my drinking cup.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
You keep a urinal Urinalah, but it would I mean
the urinal cake wouldn't know the difference if you're putting
it in one of those like ice makers.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I don't know. There we we had water coming out
of faucets for so long. It was fine. It's beautiful.
Soda fountains. I love a soda fountains. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I feel like those are designed to be like kind
of soft yet forceful at the same time. Water fountains
have this like graceful arc to them, like turn one
of those upside down. That should be fine. Even like
the refill water bottle things on water fountains. Yeah, at
the airport, like a facet, it's like, yeah, they're coming
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out like a faucet.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
They're great. I don't know why high end refrigerators need
to piss the water into our glass so strenuously.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think it's because of the filtration process. Yeah, like
they have to force it through and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Look, I'm not. I'm on your side, jocke. It sounds
like your team p stream. No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
How dare you? I'm team pooh stream. Well no, you
should just PLoP out and it just blobs. Yea biscus
blobs into my cup. But yeah, no, I I definitely
agree because it is also I have like bad water pressure,
like in my kitchen, so it comes out real, it's
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coming out green.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Mile style. It's is that a problems all over the place.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, because I went up the street to a friend's
house and their ship was healthy.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Healthy.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Ye, our kitchen is healthy, but our shower in our
bedroom will just turn off mid like the shower.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's you may you may want to talk to a plumber?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Is that gang?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
If you can, you know, also give Jack some tips.
How can he just on his own, maybe crank it
up a little bit, you know what I mean? The
peace stream, no, the shower stream, the shower, yeah, or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
We've been we've been working on it. It's a it's
a true mystery. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Look, Brian the editor also points out he hates how
the fridge shivers and then size when it's done dispensing water.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's true. It is like a real like a fucking
they're fine.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's like again, yeah, because you got Tom Hanks in
the Green Mile attached to your fucking I.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Feel like this is a Tom Hanks in the Green
Mile situation where like whoever designed the refrigerator, You're coming he.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'll come and heal your refrigerator real quick.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, like John lay hands on it. Yeah, maybe that
you'll be crying. You'll be crying.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wasn't Tom Hanks crying at one point because it was
coming out all crazy. What's that one shot of him
peeing in the field that is.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
So for people who don't know Tom Hanks, p's in
all his movies. And then it culminates in The Green Mile,
where his character's entire character motivation is that he has
trouble pe and then John Coffee initials JC, don't read
anything into that, lays hands on his dick and ball area,
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and then that night he has to pee and is
prepared for a very unpleasant peeing experience, and then he
runs outside kneels down, and it is Tom Hanks is
like most He's acting so hard. It's like close on
his face as he has the first comfortable pe in
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his life. I guess the issue was kidney stones, but
like prodectual, permanent kidney stone, and he just has.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
This this look on his face, and that's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Going to you know, put out a fan theory about
refrigerator water dispensing tactics that there's somebody who designed that
who had like similar Hanks things. You know, we can't
control what's in our unconscious. It's just you know, it's there,
and Tom Hanks clearly has like something urine related that
you know, league of their own. He has an extremely
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strong peace stream for it's going, I gotta go pee.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
He uses p after pee as an excuse in the burbs,
and I think it saves his life and road to
perdition if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But it all all cool.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Me is this is this green mile, This is green mile.
This is him kneeling down and having that. This is
before that his petre is heled hikes that. Yeah, sorry,
we're looking at you guys.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Look, November is almost your check That's all about prostate
health check out, your check out, your your your plumbing.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Check the state, yep, the prostate. That's what I call it.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
State of the Union. All right, those are some of
the things that we think is overrated and underrated. We're
going to take a quick break. We're going to come
back and tell you what happened over the weekend. We'll
be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We are back, we are. And so in advance of
Donald Trump had a.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Madison Square Garden rally over the weekend, Democrats we're like,
you know who else had a Madison Square garden rally
at one point was the back then it was called
the Pro American Rally, and it was a bunch of
Hitler supporters and Nazis Miles, I'm not gonna lie. Heading
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into the event, I was like, they're really like built,
Like what if they don't do that?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They what if the rally is expectations right?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, Like it just felt like the Democrats were like
a little bit like over leveraged on the watch this shit.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's gonna be just like Hitler's Pro American Rally in
nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And I was just like, maybe like we let people
be surprised by that, because like this is not necessarily
like they they could easily like change their messaging for
a mainstream like New York media audience. But the Democrats
know Donald Trump and the current Republican Party better than
I did.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Because they did you gave me a chance hu disappoint.
They did not disappoint.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
No, it was just too good.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It was just all right there for them to be like,
let's fucking do it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Let's just let him know.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
So he had actually spent a lot of the week
leading up to it stressing that he's not a Nazi
loving fascist on his day. He denied that he had
ever said positive things about Hitler during his time in office,
including that he needed the kind of general's Hitler head.
I never said that, Trump said, in response to people
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questioning that.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I would never. I would really really Okay, there's so
many table. Yeah, what's that book by your bedside table there?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's main Camp f main camp camp like ChIL Maine
spelled the same camp, Me and me and Camp Beth
to a children's book.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
What's it about? It's about a kid who is in
a concentration camp. That's my camp.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
So the message of you know, unity or I would
never say that I thought Hitler did cool stuff didn't
really come across in the rally itself. His childhood and
David rem opened things up by calling Kamala Harris the
anti Christ and waving around the literal crucifix like he
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brought a prop with him, like.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Fucking, I know you're serious. Tearrot top. Yeah, just big
crucifix holding it up.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Rudy Giuliani claimed that Hamas trains toddlers to kill Americans
during his unhinged speech.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
This guy's about to lose everything, by the way, also.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Because of Donald Trump because of Donald Trump, Like he's
gonna have to sell his like apartment and like sell
all of his like knickknacks, including his like prized World
Series rings. I think, to like offset all the damages
he's liable for most of his Yeah, which, but he's
got a lot of getting that.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And then comedian and quotes Tony Hinchcliff of the kill
Tony Podcast, which like, I've been hearing about this kill
Tony podcast for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like people
are like, oh, comedy like kill Tony.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh yeah, they did in Austin. Dude, it's all part
of that Rogan ship. Dude, it's really sick man.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Again, they're just really awful to people. Every now and
then there might be a funny person.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And so the titular Tony of kill Tony took the
stage and uh said things like these Latinos they love
making babies too. There's no pulling out, they don't do that.
They come inside, just like they did to our country.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Uh. And then he referred to Puerto Rico as a
floating island of garbage. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
This is I think again really important to note that
this guy is performing at what most people are like, yeah,
this is a Nazi rally, and this joke, this joke
even like the people there are.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Kind of like, uh are like audible groan, Yeah, which
is weird.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'll play it because I think it's important to year
that this was a thing that a guy wanted to
say and other people like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
This will be good, this will be good.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
It is absolutely wild times, it really really is.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And uh, he looks he's looking like he's wearing his
like my first communion suit.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah, he does his suit, is he but he is
wearing a suit and he is at a political rally.
That's important to note because I think his response has
been like, I'm just a comedian.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I'm just like up here riffing and doing that.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
You look like you're like my mom told me I
need to dress good if I'm going to meet Donald
Trump for the president.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, you know, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Like I don't know if you guys know this, but
there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle
of the ocean right now. Yeah, I think it's called
Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, right, that's so that's
not good.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, he does the does the guys I don't normally
follow the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
That's like his response is like, come on, I'm just
a median up here.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
He had like a real everything. It was there's black jokes.
He's talking about carving up water.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Melody, like the water melon in the audience. Yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He was talking about Israel and Palestine, about rock paper scissors.
He's like, Palestinians will throw rocks. He's like, and then
he said quote and also we know Jews have a
hard time throwing that paper and was like making it.
It was so fucking hack and racist and offensive and
just nonsense that it's just wild. Also to see the
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defense of this shit because it it was, it was indefensible.
And then Tony Hinch because like some people don't like
comedy or whatever, he like retweeted he retweeted Rickles doing
like an event for Ronald Reagan. Yeah, and he was like, oh,
comedian edgy. Comedians don't perform in political things. And it's
like Rickles is like literally roasting every single person there.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
He's not going up there.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was like, hey, what do we think about Puerto Ricans? Yeah,
you know, like exactly, like such a misunderstanding of what
comedy is and what just racist bullshit like vitriol masked
as a joke is.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And this was going on to a.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Room of Republicans who you know, are running on a
racist platform in the name of fascism and telling a
bunch of racist jokes that are like fifty years out
of date.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Is man so punk rock man truth? Yeah, our brother
really the man?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, just the punching down in a way that is
I guess very comfortable for the Trump Vance ticket. And
he yeah, like you said, he keeps coming out and
being like this is just like one joke that they
took out of context.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Watched the rest of the set and like the rest
of the set is it's all yeah, all that.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
And then Trump's senior advisor has come out and said, like,
this joke does not reflect the views of President Trump
or the campaign, which is a little tough to argue.
And it was said by someone in a suit standing
at a Trump Vance podium scheduled speaker.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
He did not storm the stage and take the microphone.
This is what prompter.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know if it was, I mean that would
even be like, like, brother, he loaded the teleprompter with
this bullshit.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah, and it's also like, in addition to the entire
his entire set being that, like they're acting like well,
the rest of Aeron Nazi rally had a message of
peace and love. It did not know Stephen Miller came up,
Oh my god and stated that America is for Americans
and Americans only.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I know I've heard that. Oh yeah, Germany is for
Germans and Germans only. Great quote from uh a d
Olf high Tailaire.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I think it's how you say that.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, that was a slow only for Germans was a
German ethnocentric slogan indicating that certain establishments, transportation to other
facilities were exclusively for Germans. It was used during World
War Two. It was like a Nazi meme. Yeah, it's
like he forgot to write a speech until the morning
of the rally and just started frantically googling Nazi slogan.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Energy two from teenage mutant Ninja Gerbels over here is
also wild. Like it again, you watched this and you're like, Oh,
their whole strategy is let's just let the masks come off.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
We're fucking Nazis. This is it. Here we go, the
cartels are gone. The criminal migrants are gone, the gangs
are gone.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, sir, this is a Wendy's yo. What Yeah, the
Frosty machine is broken.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The cartols gone. Okay, Jesus Christ, Okay. Who else do
you want to expel from America's horr Americans and Americans
only one more time? Americais horror America Ricken's and Americans only.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
One man and that man, ladies and gentlemen, that man
took a bullet for you. He took a bullet for democracy.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, a self inflicted one in the in his bunkers
when the Allies were posing in um Berlin.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, exactly, good job. Yeah, that might have been in
the back of his mind, of course I'm talking about Yeah,
and that poor dog too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
It's worth watching the like the actual video of his speech,
because it does like he is animated in a way
that it's giving I don't know, I forget where I've
seen that. It's like in some black and white clip,
but his whole persona and hand gestures and energy is
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reminding me of something. And then there was like a
bunch of weird shit that made me feel like I'm
in a coma right now. And just like my brain
is misfiring.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Doctor Phil showed up to claim that Trump isn't really
a bully and criticize DEI.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. And I'm gonna get
torn apart for saying this. Yeah, his whole thing. Oh
my god, what did he say here? His one say, well, now,
wait a minute's on. Is it Trump a bully? And
let me tell you why. The answer to that question is.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
No, because I'm not a real doctor or should not
be listened to. So fuck everything. I say yeah, and
then I think the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
The one that really felt like it was in a
bad dream is like Hulk Hogan tried to rip his
shirt off and it like took him so long and
he just like couldn't get it off, and.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, you don't, like it's just wild. Here he comes
out on stage with like a feather boa raven his flag.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Here we go, Oh, come on rip it? Huh oh
still can't rip it? Stid of looking at it, still
still ripping. He's still ripping.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
He's gonna have a fucking heart attack trying to.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
So there's like a lot of desperation in the Yeah,
he's doing it with like the energy that I have
when someone's like a man or flies down, you know,
you're just like frantically like, oh ship also.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And it ripped all weird, like he couldn't rip it
down the collar, so I think he ripped it. At
the arm Steve scene, he's like, ah, look that the
canners affecting me.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Alina Habbah, who lost several cases uh for Donald Trump,
took the stage to the sounds of All I Do
is Win by DJ palled uh and then when Trump spoke,
it was just all the.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Same ship, the same ship.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, they're fucking they can't pay for hurricanes because of migrants.
They're shipping them in, they're stealing your your dreams. Just
just all just the same, same, same, same shit. And
he's really he's like he's definitely in his like Wu
tang phase, because this dude regularly now is showing up
like hours after his slated appearance time.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
He's on his lourn hill.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah easily, He's like, look, they'll wait, I haven't spoken
in days.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They'll wait.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
And then it sounded like there was some anecdotal videos
of people kind of being like, all right, we saw
the coherent racist speak.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I don't need to hear Trump anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We might as well got to catch We got to
catch the fucking you know, we got to get back
to Staten Island.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
He did brag about having a quote little secret about
the House that wouldn't be revealed.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Until after the election, which chilling.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, so the Hinchcliff line is definitely the one that
is kind of resonating the most. Bad Bunny endorsed Harris,
as did Ricky Martin immediately after. Florida Republicans are like
scrambling to distance themselves, stating this rhetoric does not reflect
GOP values.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So then what is it? Well, why why did it happen?
What is this joke? Bomb for a reason? It's not
funny and it's not true, said Rick Scott.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well, hey, it's an election, your baby. Yeah, you better not.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I hope that's I hope you're smart enough to be like,
I don't know, it's kind of like a garbage island.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Even though it's part of These are American citizens.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, sure, sure, sure sure.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Tony Hinchcliff defended his speech and was like, these people
have no sense of humor. Wild that because Tim Walls
and AOC were like live reacting to the Nazi rally,
and he was critical of the jokes, which is shocking
but managed to hurt Tony Hinchcliff's feelings, like these people
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have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential
candidate would take time out of his busy schedule to
analyze a joke taken out of context and make it
seem racist.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
What I love Puerto Rico and vacation there were there
everyone ships on your fungo, bro, I thought you would
eat that. You'd probably fucking subway or some shit. I would.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I would change that to the past tense vacation there.
I don't think you're gonna energy this time. Yeah, so
I don't know the last part too. I made fun
of everyone. Watch the whole set.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I made fun of black people, Jewish people, Stitians. And
it wasn't even like really cutting. I was just shitting
on people. Then he said I'm a comedian, Tim might
be time to change your tampon.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
And so he says I'm a comedian and then tells
a very funny joke to prove it. Yeah yeah, goodeah, No,
he's good.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
And everybody who told me that kill Tony is funny
should be very proud of themselves, but most comedians are
were like, it's it's great to see like the worst
person in comedy just being on the national stage as
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like a complete fucking hack, right, and like have him
being a hack like possibly affect the outcome of the
presidential election. And I'm sure sure this will all be
forgotten three.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Days from now. But yeah with whatever they news.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
But yeah, good job, good job, everybody, no notes, you
did a flawless job of communicating to the world that
you are a bunch of aggressive racist freaks.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Great.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Great, Just a lot of kind of stories over the
weekend that like the New Yorker dropped a profile of
just Trump's relationship to billionaire donors, a lot of them
claimed that they were going to abandon him, and it's
it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
First of all, like I didn't, like I know that
there were.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Isolated stories at the time during his first administration where
he was just like asking his friends from mar A
Lago to like be like head up the VA essentially
like you know, just do all those wild shit and
just so he just like gave important jobs to billionaires
based solely on the fact that they are billionaires and
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so they must be smart because smart people he like
literally says in the article, I don't want to hear
from them if they haven't made a fortune.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, so they don't know how to actively exploit people
in the most fantastic ways.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, I don't that can't take them seriously. Yeah, And
so you know, now a lot of people who previously,
a lot of the billionaires who previously have been like, well,
we're not gonna support this guy. He's fucking a sick
person and bad for the country, are now coming around.
And there's a good quote that I just want to read.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Sean will And, a historian at Princeton University, offered another
key distinction. Trump's billionaires, many of whom have made their
fortune as hedge fund managers, activist investors, and corporate raiders,
tend to be highly motivated ideologues and individual operators. It's transactional,
but their end of the bargain is a lot different
than just having access to the President of the United States.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Will It told me they see Trump as their instrument.
This is an investment for them.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
To take power and like that really, like that's why
I keep bringing up the business plot, Like the time
good I.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Even had to bring it up because it was relevant
when you were gone. Last piece of history is but yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
When the head like some of the richest people in
the United States tried to stage a fascist overthrow of
the government, like this is their chance, and like all
the richest everyone's chance.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Like when you look at the people who come out
at this rally, it's not just it's billionaires who want
to live in a world where they can sort of
resist the tide of progress, where people would potentially be
taking some of their money to better the rest of
the world. Yeah, there's a world where doctor phil is
there because he wants to be in a world where
he's still relevant. A world where Hulk Hogan is still
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relevant and not seen as like a racist fucking freak show.
A world where Tony hinchcliffs shit like racist nonsense is
considered quote unquote comedy. Everyone has like a stake in
this in some weird way, and and by god, they've
found a way to just wrap that all up into
this like Nazi two point zero thing, and everyone's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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this is I think this could be our shot to
finally like you know, flash freeze society into this moment
and I can just thrive in it forever.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, and I think get it, like I don't know,
like this world where it's a kleptocrisy ruled over by oligarchs,
you know, like the richest people are going to be
so entrenched in power after this administration if Trump wins,
like it just feels like, uh, I don't know, and
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like the brazen ways they're going to use it to
enrich themselves at the expense of others like that, you know,
the amount of power Elon Musk is going to have,
He's going to have so much fucking power. He already
has like waight, like disturbing amounts of power. But if
Trump wins, it's it's going to be uh yeah, my
mind melting.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And even like
the billionaires who aren't overtly Trump supporters fully Trump supporters,
such as Jeff Bezos, are doing things to prepare.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Okay, this for me with Bezos, this was it. But
there's so many people who are like, Okay, that's it. Yeah,
I'm done with Basis, like brom this guy's of fun.
All these people are fucking creatures of the night. But yeah,
so earlier last week we were talking about how Patrick
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sun Shan, who's the billionaire owner of the La Times,
basically fucking put the kibosh on any endorsement from La
Times for comraders. Then now I think we didn't We
weren't able to record because the news broke on the
like at the beginning of the weekend that Jeff Bezos
basically then also said Nope, you're not doing any I
don't care if you have a quote planned endorsement, it's
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not happening. And then so the Washington Post, I'm just
like they reported on this and in the article they're
even like, yeah, he's this is a preemptive bending of
the knee to Trump.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Anybody who is as much a part of the American
economy as Bezos is, they obviously want to have a
good relationship with whoever is in power.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's an attempt to try not to be on the
wrong side of Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
think this is this is a great preview of what
we're going to be seeing because like they don't.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Give a fuck except their own money, about their own money.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
So everybody who's in power is going to be doing
their best to fucking appease him, like that's it's it
is really, I don't know, Like it's.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
The other version where like I feel like maybe in
like three years ago, it's like, oh, don't get on
the wrong side of the consumer. Their values are X,
so we don't want to we don't want to transgress.
And now they're like, bro, I don't know, man, if
we're going fucking like no breaks on this thing, then yeah,
I don't give a fuck about the consumer because they'll
have to get in line because I'm going to make
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the most money and make sure I'm aligned with the
autocratic beings that are going to be really dictating things
like the government contracts that I so desperately need for
all of my for all of my businesses, like Jeff
Bezos does.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
If you don't believe that Trump is going to be
a fucking dictator, like the billionaires who have access to
like way more information than the rest of us certainly
seem to be acting like he's going to be a
fucking dictator.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Or they're just yeah, they're just looking at it and
they're like, oh, just because I'm sure with Jeff Bezos,
his strategy is like, well, just in case Trump wins,
I want to make sure I stay stay wealthy. And
if Kamon w wins, what the fuck are they gonna do? Yeah,
you know it's kind of like it's like, bro, I
know it might look one way to you, but I'm
fine either way. I'm fine either way. So I'm just
gonna do this because again, twenty twenty one, Amazon was
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awarded ten a ten billion dollar cloud computing contract with
the NSSA, and like, this is parts of like other
many billions of dollars of deals that they do with
the Department of Defense. Also, let's not forget Blue Origin,
Bezos's space exploration company. They also are vying for multiple
like billion dollar grants from the federal government. So he
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just he can't have that money hose turn off. Like
you even sued the Trump administration previously for like being
like I feel like we were on we were we
missed out on this contract because I own the Washington
Posts that had just objective coverage of Donald Trump, and
I think that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
So now you're doing your thing about like, well, we
didn't say anything Trump, give me the money.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, But I mean this is how dictatorships and authoritarianism works.
And I do think like there's it's like Ezra Klein
had this kind of essay last week that was about,
you know the fact that Democrats are like kind of
attacking Trump in all these different ways, and he thinks
they should be like more coherent about the idea that like,
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the thing that is broken about Donald Trump is that
he has no like executive control, no like editor which,
which is like what makes him like entertaining to people
is that he will just like suddenly talk about Arnold
Palmer's dick or just like vibe out and play music.
And it's also like what makes him really scary as
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a leader. And his point was that like the only
so Democrats in their messaging have kind of left this
question dangling of if he's so bad and crazy, why
wasn't his first administration more of a disaster? And the
answer is, first of all, it was really bad, but
second of all, he was surrounded by people who were
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actively working against him the whole time, like right, he
you know, at various points, he wanted to like withhold
aid from California during wildfires because Gavin Newsom was mean
to him. He wanted the military to start shooting George
Floyd protesters in the legs, right, since then we found
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out that like there were people actively working against him
to undermine him, and like we know that and Trump
knows it, which is why we have like Project twenty
twenty five and why that project is like so scary.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But like if they're going after what made the first
one go semi smoothly for societal issue, yes.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
So this time is different because this time, you know,
the people he's preparing to put in his government would
be trying to execute on his vision and we're just
going to get all gas, no break Trump brain, which
is going to be like truly disastrous.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
But also not just him because at this point they're
fully like sort of like with Bush too, there's a
whole group of people who are like, man, bro, we
can work this motherfucker to get what we want done
like this because Trump doesn't have a policy brain. He
just wants to be out of trouble. And then just
like how you know, the Heritage Foundation was able to
be like Harry, why don't you try this stuff? He's
(44:34):
like yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, I don't care. He's like,
just make make the money come in from foreign sources.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Great, I love that.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, that's what also makes it very scary because now
you have other people be like, how do we get
what we want out of Trump being in office, because
it's not like Trump has the fucking brain for anything
except to sit in a chair and fart to the
village people.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Also from the Heritage Foundation project, Esther was Esther Yeah, Esther, Yeah,
I was announced back early October. But I feel like, again,
this might be one that the Democrats should be kind
of digging in a.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Little bit more on.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
But they're basically saying anybody who voices support for Palestinium
rights or is critical of Israeli like military Zionism will
be defined as anti Semitic and you know, treated as
a terrorist essentially.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Right, and deporting people.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's like, or if you're one of these part of
one of these organizations that's advocating for this, and you
are foreign born, we will deport you. If you're an educator,
you will be fired and blacklisted. This is like everything
they're like, if you're not if you're not from here,
will deport you. If you're from here, will make your
life impossible to live.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, and that Terms like social network analysis are used
in the document to describe surveillance, infiltration, and disruption of
social justice movements. So they will be waging war on people,
you know, trying. Yeah, it will be very similar to
the Red Scare, but just with regards to Oh so.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
You'll be labeled anti Semitics. So are what are what
of what of the consequences for like hate groups like
Neo Nazis.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, it does not mention Neo Nazis or the klu
Klux Club. They're not identified as anti Semitism. Wait.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Sorry, I would just use that as like cover to
just sort of lock up dissenters.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Sorry, that's the sort of question that uh, an anti
Semitic terrorist might ask.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
So I'm no, I'm just saying these guys like follow
us no panto snap. Yeah, it's and they're like, sir,
you have no Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
This is just it's I mean, look, we've got a
week left. The poles are irrelevant because everything is basically
within the margin of error, and in most cases, like
we've said before, just heavily favoring Republicans just to be.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Like, you can't we cannot get caught out again being like.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Nuh, they're they're democrats.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You're gonna win this one.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's like very much neck and neck all the time,
although many people who I think are like, you know,
looking at the cross stabs of polls or like these
are being weighted very interestingly. And also there's a lot
of partisan polling out there that's shifting the weighted average.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
So yeah, I've been talking about edder Mentum, who's like
making the argument that like Republicans are being kind of
given some extra weight in polling, and he thinks like
Kamalo might be more ahead than people think based on
the polling, and like his theory is basically just that
everybody from you know, the poll aggregators.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Who are including these partisan polls, to even like the
New York Times, and like, I guess he says the
New York Times has in twenty twenty two was generally truthful.
But a lot of the you know, mainstream media seems
to be obsessed with one thing, and that is avoiding
any overestimation of Democrats at all costs. And so which
(48:13):
makes sense because it does seem like the fact that
twenty sixteen, twenty twenty, there were these polling mistakes that
overrated Democrats. They're like, all right, so we just need
to assume that's going to happen again. He doesn't think
that's going to happen again.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
It's hard to say, but one point he's making is
that there will be consequences to if, oh, sure the
Republicans are being overrated in the polls, Like we already
know that Trump will declare himself the winner of the
election no matter what, And in twenty twenty, they were
fully willing to like use trivia about In his article,
(48:53):
he says they were fully willing to use trivia about
Bellweather Counties and the predictive power of Ohio to back
their claims that Trump won. This time, they would be
guaranteed to have an extensive list of polsters showing Trump winning.
So I don't know, Uh, I get the like prisoner's
dilemma of them being like, well, we just can't show
that Harris is like a favorite because if we're wrong
(49:18):
again for a third time, we're so fucked.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, well then so what you know, maybe this fuck
it like it's yeah, maybe maybe you should be yeah yeah, sorry,
if you're not good at your job and you're too
afraid of what the outcome is going to be whether
or not you can do it, you're in the wrong business,
or the industry itself needs major rethinking, and how we
you know, all this prognostication works.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
It seems like it does, Miles, It does seem like
it does.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
It's big money, though, I'm telling you, man, it's fucking
big money because it's it's like one of those things
that's how you justify like your political spending, Like you
do a thing like you go to a donor and
be like, we need this much money to get you know,
this bill through or an x amount of of votes
or voters mobilized for this election, and then like you're like, see,
look I got this.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I went to a polster, very renowned.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
I paid them an exorbitant amount of money, and they're
telling I got them to tell me the thing I
need to tell you so I can continue to make
money and then I can continue to give them money
to do polls for me.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
It's all very yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about some
bullshit and we're back.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
We're back, and we got so we got Dwayne Wade's
statue reveal, we got Timothy Shallow, may lookalike contests that
got weird, dude.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
So it was funny.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
When I was in New York, I saw that ship
all through like Lower Manhattan on like all the elect
I was I was gonna take a picture and send
it to the group chat because I was like, this
shit is if like the most New York shit to me.
They'd be like, if you shall may look alike contest
Washington Square Park and I was like this, I love
I love New York. I love that this is glittered everywhere.
And it was a real thing.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
But yeah, so it kind of went viral all right
even before it started because of the aforementioned flyers that
you saw. It was organized by that YouTuber who was
also behind a quote cheeseball binging stunt?
Speaker 2 (51:24):
What really is that this year?
Speaker 1 (51:26):
See this is where I'm old man. I didn't know
about this, you know. I was New York's cheeseball man
one point seven million cool.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Okay, so he wears a yellow mask and eats a
bunch of cheese doodle cheese ball.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, cheeseball man. I think let's see how
just whor is like the boomer fucking potato salad man.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
They just wanted to watch people eat.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
He's just he ate a tub of cheeseballs.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Whatever. Man, Look, look, these are branding circuses, don't for
the Yeah mym I am into the cheeseballing. Yeah yeah,
cheeseball muck bang. Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, this is same guy, same guy. He knows how
to get the city of New York. You know his
work from the cheese ball guy. Does he have an
IMDb page?
Speaker 3 (52:10):
He should has anybody started making like the YouTuber IMDb?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
There are some There are some people I feel like
put their own shit on IMDb.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
I've noticed that, and they are heroes for doing that.
It is movies.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Anyways, this event, we got single Timothy Shallomey doppelgangers participating
in a makeshift dating game. One guy was arrested and
led away and handcuffed by the NYPD. We're not we're
not sure conduct conduct did.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Added Timothy. Timothy Chatla may look like contest that he
got emmed up like that, but it couldn't have been good.
Couldn't have been good.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
The host of the event got fined five hundred dollars
and the winner was a twenty one year old student
dressed as Wonka Challome, who was presented with a giant
novelty check for fifty dollars, which they said they would
spend on candy.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's a nice costume, it is? He did it? Really,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
I guess it's not a cheap hobby trying to look
like Timothy Shallamy like that.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
No, man, that's trust me. It's fucking killing me. Hey,
what's all that stuff hanging on the wall behind you?
It's nothing? It's nothing.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
And that I am talking about my chalome where when
I talk about needing things to be drier, because like
you know, I'm doing costume changes all day and I
need these things to be washed and cleaned and dried quickly.
And then one of the attendees who's wearing a mask,
pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be the
real Timothy Schalloman.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yeah, what exciting times.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
He should have You should have competed, like that's the
whole point of like going to your own lookalike contest,
you compete.
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Well, the second he did, people just lost it, you
know what I mean, Like, there's no way that would
just be so funny. He goes and just a body
the Timothy Shallo may contest. Right, if I was competing,
I'm like, bro, this is stupid. Man Like, fuck you, Timothy.
I'm out here trying to make my own identity based
off yours, and you're coming in here with your scruffy,
shaved head or short hair, and I'm I paid so
(54:11):
much money for these plugs to look like you, Timothy.
Can you imagine I just get a wild hair plugs.
I'm like, I'm there too. They're like, sir, that hair
is a questionable providence.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Miles looks so good in a wig. We we we
got to break out the wig for one of these
video episodes.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
I need a shallow wig. I need a shallow may wig. Someone, yeah,
send me a link to a shallow may wig because
I need that.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Someone who couldn't win a lookalike contest is Dwayne Wade.
If he was trying to look like the statue that
the Miami Heat just woveled a bad, bad statue. What
a sad, sad moment for Dwyane Wade.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Dwayne.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
I still every time every time I type it, I
have to say it, why ain't in order to d
w Why why? Why does this motherfucker look like this?
Didn't he say, who's that guy? You caught that during
the speech? He was like he was even like at
the fucking unveiling for his own statue.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
This is him? Like that's crazy. I can't believe that.
Who is that guy?
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I think likes like saying because he was involved in
the design of the statue apparently. So this is just
one of those situations where like, none of us, look,
none of us know what we look like. You know,
we all have like distorted pictures of ourselves. Uh, not all,
but maybe like, uh, I feel like I have this
where I'm like, you know, get get majorly focused on
(55:47):
one thing or another, you know, and would would unveil
a statue of me that looks.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Looks absolutely whoa who's that guy? Who? Who is that guy? No? Seriously,
who is that?
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I mean it's not great for concidering. How Look, I
mean the statues outside staples look pretty good. I gotta say,
like they like the people.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
I was like, where did they find these sculptors? This, Yeah,
sculpting team did the Kobe? They did, Yeah, they did
the Kobe and the Jordan. I think, oh wow, or
at least a Kobe and to Jordan's So what there
they must be so they must be Lakers fans or something, right,
and they're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
We'll hook you up. Dwyang, Yeah yeah, check this out.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
I mean, I said he looked like fucking Morpheus in
the Matrix when he's getting interrogated and he's all hooked
up all that those mistakes and shit, and he's like,
I'm like, that's that's what this looks like to me.
Other people said he looks like when Dorian put on
the mask and the mask all Pierce.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
Does, his head is like all big and weird, like
he looked. He looks like an action figure that someone
put in a microwave, you know, if it was made
out of something that like puffs up when it's in
the microwave.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Paul Pierce texted Tony Allen a picture of the statue
and he's.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Like, yo, is this you? It does kind of it
looked more like Tony Allen, So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
I mean, like, credit to Dwayne, I mean, had a
fantastic career. I hope he likes it matters. Yeah, it's
just a little odd.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
I don't know. Does it look anything like him? It does? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
Dwayne Wade, one of the most handsome men. Yeah, to
ever play basketball. I feel like and they just went
is it.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Because they're trying to put the beard in.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
So it's adding a bit of thickness to his jawline
and that's maybe.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah, it's like beard era, he did have like kind
of a bit of a puffy beard, and so this
just makes it look like he's has a jaw.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Implant or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like he got eyes too,
like where you know, they just really missed on so
many levels.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, well, look, Dwayne, you got a statue.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
So that's all that matters. And it's it's wonderful. You're
a good guy. So I think people it looks like
people are going mostly easy on I think they're going
harder on the statue makers than they are being like
Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
But oh yeah, for sure, I don't. I in no
way blame Dwayne Wade. Yeah, it also.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
No way blamed I.
Speaker 2 (58:20):
And this is and I my name is Jack O'Brien. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Wow, it's a coward bezos move you're making right now.
And I don't blame Dwayne Wade, thank you.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
I will not endorse any kind of critique of his statue.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
Or have also heard the gym teacher from Beavis and
butthead if if you're familiar with that.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
Whoa, it kind of looks like that who had the
buzz cut?
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah yeah coach Wasn't he called
coach buzz cut?
Speaker 2 (58:46):
I think yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
He was always asking asking them to kick him in
the jimmy. Yeah, it's It also captures him in a
moment of celebration, so he's like screaming. But because of
the material that it's made out of, Brian the editor
points out, he just looks like he's Han Solo trapping carbonite.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, like if Han Solo was black.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, it's got the same like kind of arms, sort
of raised things.
Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah yeah, and stream of anguish on face, even though
it's supposed to be scream of celebration in ecstasy.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
All right, Well, I think that's I think that's enough.
Speaker 1 (59:26):
I think that's enough. Yeah, I think that'll do.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
the show. Ye what it is that'll do? What did
what did you say?
Speaker 3 (59:37):
That'll do donkey, that'll do donkey, famous Shrek line, that'll
do Donkey, that'll do don't.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
God damn, that movie would have been so much better
if the farmer was Shrek. Bak you donkey? Yeah yes, please,
Hey you want I P. Holly's right here.
Speaker 1 (59:58):
Just swap out Babe for Shrek and babe for Donkey.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah yeah. Anyways, we know what we're saying. It's early.
We're back now with all this episode of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
get the vaccine, don't do nothing about what supremacy, and
we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Bye, b bye,
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