Elon Musk’s Blade Jogger, Deep State Food Poisoning? 10.24.24

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You guys caught me in the middle of doing a
little voting.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh wow, is that Donald Trump?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I sorle. I do like the because I do have
my mail.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'll probably vote in person, but I do have my
mail in ballot, and I think I am going to
enter all meetings from now on just being like.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sorry, you've caught me voting. Well, the one thing I
will say is, I mean it's getting late anyway. But
once once your vote is logged, they stop like texting
your ship. Oh, because it comes up that you vote,
so you're not you're not considered persuadable.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I didn't think they were keeping track that much.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I voted sometime last week and I just realized I
hadn't gotten any text.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's the biggest piece of news that we've ever had
on this show. Get the text to stop voting.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Start we got that's a point.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's the one thing there's automated bullshit. They're like, these.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Democrats is dumb. Maybe hey, if you vote early, we'll
stop texting you would get.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, Yeah, yeah, we will leave you alone.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's vote.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's the feel good message I can bring to the pie.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm going to vote today. Yeah, I have my mainland
vallet too. I'm doing it today. Yeah, I surely haven't
liked even in clocks that I haven't gotten any Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, you don't even know. You're all of a sudden
your life is like less burdened and you don't even
know why.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three sixty one,
Episode four of Deadly I Guys Stay, production of iHeartRadio.
We are America's only undecided podcast. I wish I was decided.
I would vote early, get the text messages to stop.
But I just can't figure out between these too. I
like them both so much. This is the podcast We're

(02:04):
gonna take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And
it is Thursday, October twenty fourth, twenty twenty four. That means,
I guess that means we're a week out from Halloween.
So get your costumes ready, people, if you haven't already.
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Donald Trump likes Arnold

(02:26):
Palmer's dick.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
They say it's really huge. Whenever he speaks out, the
pundits always shout Trump loves Arnold Palmer's big old dick.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Do do do Do Do Do doo that one courtesy
of the cast role Casanova on.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
The discord from three four news cycles ago, and Donald
Trump just got a far away look in his eyes
and started wistfully reminiscing about professional golfer Arnold Palmer's dick.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Those were the days, weren't they, like twenty four hours ago,
when stuff like that happened. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be
joined in our second seat by an award winning podcast host, writer, producer,
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Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's Jackies Neil.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Don't let it fool you. Oh no, this is Jack
kis Neil. What's up? That's it? That's all I got.
I don't have anything prepared, but of course, what up,
niggas you? I had that always always. How are we doing? Everybody?
How you doing? Jack?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm doing good man, It's great to have you. I'm
in New York and in like an official iHeart studio,
all there painted red, and we're still doing the show
the exact same way over Loon, but just with so
much more technology.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's a beautiful thing. Man, While you're in New York.
While you're in New York, make sure to get down
to like Georgia or Pennsylvania or you know some of
these places where swing say swing stays and like vote
like fifty or forty times, knock on.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Some doors, vote as many times as possible and clear absolutely, yeah,
doing my part.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
You know you're not you know, if you're not voting
a hundred times, you're not doing your part.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I thought you were going to say, when I'm in
New York, go ahead and make sure to take a bite.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Out of the big apple, because that that is what
I did last night.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I know that I heard, so that's why I didn't
say it.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Was riding the rails.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Akah.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I took the subway to my sister's house. It was
it was fun.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's good to see my sister and my nephews Jaquise.
We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by another one of the very faces on Mount Zeitemore,
hilarious and brilliant producer, TV writer. You know I'm from
the podcast you ow it is this racist?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's Andrew Tdo tell you right now. I did not
have time to do an a kaa because I literally
I'm in the middle of voting. We're not doing video shit. Yeah,
we're not doing video, but the video of the copy
of the mill of Voting. It did occur to me
as you were singing the aka is that civic Duty

(05:12):
does rhyme with booty. So I was trying to figure
out a way to work in Maybe I know I
missed new Booty before, but it felt like it was there,
but I just couldn't get it in the fifteen.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Seconds I found juice something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that in that boy.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Remember when Eminem lost his rhyme book, his rhyme notebook
where he just like writes notebooks of writes reams of
his rhymes out. I wonder were you the person who
found it? Because I can't put that together on your own.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's pretty sure, Eminem and fucking the fucking insane clown
Posse came out for Kamala in the last like two weeks. Yeah,
well no, no, I should say. You know what, I
can't speak for violent Jad. I believe it's Shaggy too, dope.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I mean they're saying the entire i CP that that's
what I've been seeing. It's like ll CP support or
that is a massive upset. I did not see that coming.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Have been more squarely like Trump must be fucking rod.
I feel like he's reeling right now.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Is real?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I was square?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Conservatives are calling Eminem woke. Now, yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Did catch the virus.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I mean it's probably it could just be that they're all,
you know, hanging out with each other, the Detroit area
entertainers and caught the woke mind virus from one.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Exactly exactly know, shame, a real shame.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Now your vote on your ballot, Andrew, I did notice you,
uh you wrote in DS Nuts as the as the
presidential candidate. Can I wonder if enough people people write
in Nuts to the point where he wins, which I
know is possible, but like but but or she it's only.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Impossible, is a man? But go ahead?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Or it could be like, listen, you're right, these nuts
has a winter they win. But did vote for a
write in candidate, and it was like, these what would happen?
I know, you guys don't know the answer to that.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
But I was.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Having this very conversation with my eight year old nephew
last night because he was like, literally, I could win
the presidency. They could like if I write me in
and you write me in, and yeah, yeah, I mean
that is technically, and I did tell him you'd never
beat these nuts.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
You never beat these nuts.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, and you always be talking about your to your
nephew about beating That's why Uncle I got that big
unk energy.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
It comes Uncle Jack again, I was talking about it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I mean, these nuts. I feel like like if there
was somehow compulsory voting, we would find that some insane
like just like meme fucking write in would always win.
That is my guess. If it's just like you've got
to vote, you have to vote, or like we're going
to fucking you know, tax you or whatever would.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Be five hundred thousand dollars if you don't vote.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
And that's when that's when every candidate is like changing
their name legally to these nuts at the last minute,
right right, And.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
That feeling there are examples of like weird writing candidate
like Mickey Mouse won a weird, weirdly large portion of
the vote. And I say weirdly because again fucked up policy,
like fucked up things they've said Palestine and just imperialism
in general.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
This is I mean, Vicky's got a long history of
of just incredibly fucked up things against the Japanese. I
recall He's there's He's.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
You know, make you beyond that shit, beyond that shit.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I mean, you heard what they're singing at the end
of Full Metal Jacket. I don't I don't have to
tell you guys those are his boys. Yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Right, Andrew, We're going to get to know you a
little bit better in a moment by asking you, uh,
search has reoverrated underrated, which I know you have prepared
because you've known about this for a long time. But
first I'm going to tell the listeners a couple of
things we're talking about. So John Kelly, Trump's right hand
guy during his first administration, has come out and reiterated

(09:33):
a bunch of things that we kind of already knew,
but like things that seem important as people make this
upcoming decision. I just wanted to look at the front
page of the New York Times as that news was hitting,
just to see what they were doing, and it was
just interesting, like where where they're what they thought the
most important stories were.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
At this moment.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
The makers of Blade Runner twenty forty nine are suing
Elon Musk for ripping off their dystope, So we just
wanted to look at how he did that, and how
makers of current tech are ripping off in general, like
this trend where they're just like, yeah, that would actually
be tight if everything looked like that literal dystopia that.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That person imagined.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
We'll ask if the Republican Party is fully fucked without Trump.
We will look at the McDonald's quarter pounder e Coli outbreak.
I learned a couple of things from that story about
e Coli and about McDonald's, and also about the deep state,
because there's a big conspiracy theory going around that this

(10:42):
is all being engineered by the deep state to taint
Trump's election winning stunt where he pretended to be a
fry cook at McDonald's and everybody fell for it. All
of that plenty more. But first, Andrew T we do
like to ask our guest, what is something from your
search history that is revealing about who you are?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh man, all right, this is this is more of
like a like mindset, like this is this is how
my train of thought works, because it's real stupid. I
was on I guess technically it was Instagram reels, but
I was looking at well, clearly a TikTok this morning,
and the term a brosexual, a bro sexual, abrosexual, abrosexual,

(11:28):
probably aberrosexual. But you're already seeing where in my mind
and it's oh my god. Okay, here we go. I'm
just gonna read the AI generated answer to this, which
is almost certainly flawed. But sexual orientation where a person
sexual and romantic attraction levels change over time. Okay, and yeah,

(11:48):
I will say my reason for looking it up was
to make sure it wasn't something like fucked up or
something I shouldn't make fun of because I wanted to tweet.
Is abrosexuality just being a trated to one specific bro?
And that was exactly where my brain I thought she
was about to say, yeah, because I I just I don't.
I don't. I guess I don't know if fucking I

(12:10):
assume Greek for abro to mean anything to me besides
a bro.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I thought away would be being attracted to your homie
or something related to ambrosia.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
But yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Sure, can you say that definition one more time?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Abersexuality is a sexual orientation again AI generated. I don't
know if it's where.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
It's actually impossible to do research anymore beyond that.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, disclaimer, Yeah, I refuse to scroll down my phone.
My phone screen actually stoped the caps when I try
to scroll. Where a person's sexual and romantic attraction levels
change over time. Again AI A pros people who are
abersexual may experience fluctuations in the intensity of their attraction
and who they are attracted to. For example, an abersexual

(12:59):
person been maybe attracted to men one one one moment,
and then not be attracted to anyone a few weeks later.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah right, I mean I guess I could see a
world where like, yeah, like, at just this base level,
you don't have an attraction to someone like you would
blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
But again, that doesn't seem like it's only one person.
It feels like everybody feels like sexuality is a spectrum
and it definitely changes over time.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, but the prefix abro means delicate or graceful. Again,
fucking AI generated I don't know is.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah, AI has broken the Internet and it is represented
on the Pride flag.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
There's a separate abrosexual Pride flag with pink, white, and green,
so sort of classic under ripe watermelon.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Listen, man, I've been on I've been we we all have.
We all have been doing this long enough, and we've
all been doing things where we've had fans of our
work long enough for or we know, like there's somebody
who's listening who's probably not happy with we're saying. Then
to that person, I apologize. But also all I'm saying
is you are not alone. You're not alone.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
If it's an identity that you feel good about identifying with,
that's great. I just feel like, yeah, there's a there's
a lot of us out here, you know, people who
whose sexual attraction changes.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Just like Mike said, you are not you know.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
For copyright, And I'm glad we brought it back to
Michael Jackson. What is Andrew something you think is underrated? Underrated?
I'm gonna say this one, but I'm realizing there's a
I would write myself a ninety eight percent chance I
have already said this on this show at some point.
Pre made salad dressing I fucking under underrated. I think,

(14:51):
just like a fucking any given I've been trying to
I've been I've been trying to have salad for breakfast,
which also that's not underrated, that's gross. But I'm just
trying to start my day in a certain way because
I don't know's I.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Guess the produce isn't wilted yet.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Well that's part of it, is like I keep Here's
here's the mind game I play with myself is I
buy too much lettuce at Costco, and then I don't
want to throw away or have wilting lettuce. So I
am like plowing through lettuce as as like moodang levels
just fucking ye, chomping. And for a long time I

(15:29):
was one of those dickheads that was like, well, surely
it is a simple flick of the wrist to whip
up a vinagret, but I wasn't doing it, and and
so as a habit thing, just pour on the hidden valley.
I don't give a fuck. It's even bad for you,
Like I get it, but like I just I just am.
I'll fucking see you in hell before this lettuce turns. Yeah,

(15:51):
so whatever's aggressive way to say that, whatever it can
see you in hell.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Premate's all dressing also a great thing to marinate like
chicken in yeah, oh yeah, salad dressing is the best
thing to just have hanging around in a fridge. You
can it really like the vinigarette based ones, like they
don't really go bad very I don't know, or at.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Least they haven't for me, not at the volume I'm
plowing through these. I'm like three bottles of bun.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
And you're doing it just straight up a handful of
lettuce with a shot of salad dressing.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Close. I'm like, I'm like the Kanye West baby oil
of just bottles of fucking ranch. I'm the did cancel
me please? I'm the Diddy level. I'm the Diddy levels
of baby oil of fucking of ranch dressing.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
It's disgusting, gone crank with thousands hidden valley ranch and.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Go like, so get that ship from us, leave us out.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Of Oh my god, fucking awful. What is something you
think is overrated? I'm gonna say, calie sober, which is
what I've been sort of doing, which is where you
only have weed. Yes, I've been taking some time off
of alcohol. It fucking sucks. I'm just like so stoned

(17:24):
all the time and like and like kind of basically
non functional the second the sun goes down. But I
don't feel as bad in the morning, which is the
one sober lighting. But that's like turning me into a
morning person, which I'm not. So I have the worst
of all worlds which I wake up. I'm unwillingly waking
up at the crack of dawn, but I am still

(17:48):
like sleepy and out of it in the evening. I know,
I don't as good as you're gonna feel. Well, yeah, yeah,
I got I guess I gotta. I gotta move into
like like New Mexico Sober or whatever and just math.
But math, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole process of waking
up because you never get to sleep.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Cali Sober is always interesting to me. I mean I do.
I am a firm believer that we's better for you
than alcohol as far as it's your body.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's largely why I started. But he is not that great,
if I'm being honest.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
But yeah, you're still just like you know, like I
know we we smoke a lot in California, but it's
not as social, yeah, as you can be, you know,
because you still got to like go outside and you know,
you gotta light up. You gotta have the circle or
you got somebody has to have the weed worst versus
like if they I believe like Cali Sober will become

(18:50):
more social and more of a fun thing to be
when we start opening up more weed cafes in California. Yeah,
if we open up where you can actually like go
to a place smoking, you can eat and like you know,
commune with people, I think it'll be like, uh, it'll
be even more fun to be Calie's sober.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I think those those places because I feel like when
they started legalizing weed, like people tried those businesses. And
here's my guess as to why that shit doesn't work
is like it's much harder to get someone to buy
like ten joints in a night, whereas you can get
someone to buy ten shots. Sure, like you.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Can have one joint and immediately be like I'm I'm
waiting too high right now. The last thing I want
is anymore.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I think the business model's tough.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I mean, but like Amsterdam has it, like with a
coffee shops and so they figured so like it. Probably
it isn't like a I mean, I do have a
few bars, and I know tourists at those places up
and shit like that. But like I think like food
has to be a.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Big yeah to it, Like you had to make money
some other way.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
You got to make the money like from like food
and people just being able to sit down and smoke
and eat and like laugh and like have game like
you you know what, you want to open a business.
We can do this, man.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah you can. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Miles's pitch is that they just need to do it
at movie theaters, which absolutely that would be just have.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Like optional movie theaters.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Essentially, you know there's oh my god, there's a weed bar,
and then you have weed far movies.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
And you basically you're just re up for ten dollars
every hour if you don't want to move from your seat.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
And then also you gotta be able to talk like that.
You gotta be able to fucking talk in the movie.
Like if you phone had me smoke, because I smoke
and I go watch horror movies, doesn't makes you more
fun for me, because I'll be I am like, I
will become like the stereo, not in a disruptive way
like people be, but I will become the stereotypical man.
I don't go in there. I'll come on now, come

(20:48):
on now, all ship you know. I mean that would
because I'm high and like, so if I'm gonna be
smoking and a movie, you gotta I want this to
be sound for everybody, Like we're gonna be giggling and
talking and laughing.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, and guess who's not gonna give a shit about
you talking during the movie.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
The other extreme one, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
People on the stone.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It costs five dollars for every half hour to stay
in the seat. Stay as long as or long or
as little as you want. But you're renting the chair.
Movies are just playing. You can order food on your phone.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
We cracked it would be.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Great, We cracked keys, cracked it.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, I think people, I think the only not downfall.
But what will happen is you will start to get
people who will try to fuck in the movie theater
because it will It will put you in like nobody
else is around.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We're adding businesses at an alarming rate. But I do
think like an hour like motel with like one of
those love like heart shaped hot tubs in it could
be a good addition movie that can be do.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Or put a little canopy over your two seats and
just zip it up.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
That's too much. I don't like that so many people
are gonna be jacking off, and then after each person goes,
you basically got to like close the canopy again, fill
it completely with bleach.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, like a float pool, Like what are what are
those like sensory deprivation tanks. Yeah, they just like replace it.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Im not listen, these are all details though. We're just
fucking talking logistics because I.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Feel so I'm just incidentally mentioning a business that we
should probably add a sensory deprivation tank. Just this is
this is an adult entertainment complex, but like in the
pornographic way, you know, yeah, adult entertain you might as
well also add a sky zone for adults, like where
adults can just you know, get high and then jump
on trampolines.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I will say it is crazy that there is not
just like a walk up sensory deprivation tank on like
the Las Vegas Strip, just like a little you know,
like like just like one of those like side businesses
next to a casino or in the wear casino malls
and you just like be alone and it's quiet for
like fifteen minutes, or they are an absolute mess to

(23:05):
like just imagining the amount of bacterial infections that people
get at those things is yeah, I've done it once,
and yeah, it's like I had a minor scrape on
my leg and it like was burning because of all
the chemicals in the water. Because legally there has to be,

(23:25):
because I think it's mostly salt, but yeah, sensory deprivation.
You're it's you alone with the flora and fauna of
every person that's ever been in that year, just the
biome of every Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break,
we'll come back, we'll talk about the news. We'll be
right back. And we're back.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
And so there's some stories are I guess being reiterated
about Donald Trump in light of the fact that we
are how many days away, like less than two weeks away,
less than two weeks away, yeah, yeah, and about.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Three weeks well three.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Once again, I will just say, I know we said
at the top, if you if you send in your
ballot now you are that you get way way, if
not zero texts from people, because it just gets flags
that you voted, and they don't bother trying to convince
you anymore, convince you. Yeah, that's brilliant, brilliant. It's the
best reason to do energy to getting.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
My phone is blowing up, although I also am out
of the state of California and it's quieted down a bunch,
so they apparently know where I am and no if
I voted or not.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's cool, I will, I will say I did early vote,
put my put my ballot in a ballot box for
this stinky ass country last week or so, and I've
gotten less I've gotten I can't remember the last like
text I've gotten maybe one, and it was local. It
was like, you know, hey, Burbankian, but like, yeah, it

(25:07):
stopped quite a bit for me.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
They call you guys, Burbankians. I guess what else would
they call you?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Okay, I'm sure yes I have heard that term, but
you know, invesment.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
For bankers, that's what I would call your asses. All right.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
So the story that we're getting is from John Kelly, who,
according to The New York Times in this article, spent
more time behind closed doors in the White House with
President Trump than anyone else. And he has come out
and kind of that there's been isolated quotes from people
who like talked to him, you know, being like Trump

(25:45):
really likes Hitler, Trump wishes he could be more like Hitler.
And he just did a like long interview on audio
with The New York Times where he's basically saying Trump
in his first term like desperately wanted to be a fascist.

(26:05):
He had to like constantly push back against him. If
he wins this time, he will essentially end democracy as
we know it and.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Rule as a fascist.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
He also discussed this is a quote from the article
discussed and confirmed previous reports that mister Trump had made
admiring statements about Hitler, had expressed contempt for disabled veterans,
and had characterized those who died on battlefield for the
United States as losers and suckers. Yeah, and again, Yeah,
spent the most time with him during his first presidency.

(26:35):
Seems genuinely freaked out. Particularly he points out like his
recent comments about using the military against what he called
the enemy within were so dangerous. He felt like that's
why he's like being like okay, So like, just to reiterate,
he told me quote Hitler did some good things, and

(26:58):
I had to be like, that's that's not an okay
thing to say. And I'm a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, it's very it's very funny to me. Not funny.
I don't know if that's the right word. And I'm
sure I'm not about to say anything that hasn't been
said on this podcast or that I've probably even said.
But we have been going through this now for almost
nine years. Right, yeah, closer to a decade. And and
by this, I mean they're you know, they they have

(27:32):
the same when they're smoke, there's fire, like the whole
planet is on fire based on like all the things
that Trump has said he has portrayed now that he's
done when he was in office, and it like all
doesn't matter. Yeah, like if you know, like they at
this point, I am, I'm like, nothing that he's ever

(27:55):
gonna say is gonna surprise me. We already have seen
the presidency. We we know the presidency like his looks like,
we know what a presidency like his will likely look
like going forward if he gets back into office. And
not to pivot, but it's just making the fact that
it feels like the opposite side is so actively trying

(28:20):
to lose an election, Like it's just like it is.
It is so because like his people are going to
vote for his Like this notion of undecided voters is
a farce. There are no undecided voters, no.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay except us.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Options and still collecting information and serious things so much
we just don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Deep think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's fair, And you know what, I was wrong when
I said that, and my My granddad was an undecided
voter and he passed away. So I'm going to be
voting for him, and I don't know how I'm going
to vote on his side yet.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, yeah, got both sides, both sides.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, cancel each other out. It's just I you know,
like it should be if you hear, Yeah, Hitler has
some good ideas that should be so immediately disqualifying and
is to me at least. I don't know how it
is for YouTube, but to me, it's just like that
sounds no more weird to me coming out in his
mouth than the sky is blue.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, yeah it doesn't, but it is. It is a
good reminder. I guess like that's is like it just.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
And I do. I do. I will just say like,
I don't think we.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Quite know what another Trump administration looks like. I don't
think people because we lack political imagination in this country,
in particular because of our like bad sense of history
and our bad sense that other countries exist, I don't
think people recognize how bad it could get Underhire.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Can I ask you this then? But and I don't
I don't disagree with that. I think I think I
meant it in a slightly different way as THO, Like
we what I meant it is we know it'll be bad. Yes,
we know it'll be bad. We know. There's no grand
delusion of like it might be okay, like it'll be
fucking bad. Now how bad it can get? Obviously we
don't know. And there's the magic and like you said,

(30:19):
people can use the imagination and things like that. But
to the point where you were like, it's a good
reminder and that I think that is what I'm saying,
is like it should be a good reminder, and like
all it and what is reminding me of is how
bad the other side is fucking up. Because you should

(30:40):
hear this and everybody should get to the fucking pole,
get to the polls to vote. But you hear this,
and like we are telling like, guys, if we let
him into the office, we are letting somebody in an
office who was like Hitler has some good ideas and
like that should be all we have to say. But
is not, unfortunately, and that's the part that's so frustrated,

(31:02):
and it sucks for me. It's just like, I mean, the.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Tiny amount of credit you can give the New York
Times is that I guess it is sort of true.
It's not particularly news that like Trump is a fucking Nazi,
Like that's not news. However, them taking like headline space
to instead say Kamala is not offering sweeping change, it's like.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, the story they had, so I did want to
mention that the John Kelly thing is like pretty far
down the front.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Page, like probably the.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Twentieth story you see on the front page of the
New York Times, and the number the top story is
like what's at stake? The pace of change? And it
talks about like Kamala Harris is not offering sweeping change,
even as voters expressed dissatisfaction about the direction of the country.
It's just like a I don't know, like a boring
non article that's just like people don't like what Kamala

(31:57):
Harris is doing, which.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
True, but yeah, I don't. Yeah, this is like this
is like jangling keys level of rhetoric, Like the idea
that change quote unquote just changed. Just it's different. It's better.
Is like you have to be so deep, Like the
disrespect they have for their fucking audience is like how
stupid you have to be, Like, yeah, Trump would change

(32:22):
a lot of stuff for the extreme worst. It's just like, yeah,
like like just the idea that like some delta matters.
It's like so fucking stupidly I hate these people. I
guess I hate I should say I hate Trump, Moore
and all of his voters. Not ICP, they're cool apparently.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
I mean I I The one thing I just struggle
with in our current electorate, in our current society is
that we have had two this is now the third
election or with Trump, and like at least in the
first two or in the first one and this one.
It seems like the second one had COVID involved, so

(33:04):
it was a little bit of a different outlier. But
it's also just like the excitement, uh, like, the excitement
to get out and vote against him does not come
from like all the crazy shit that he says. Like
I'm like, it seems it doesn't come from it because
like he's he won the first time, he got the most,

(33:27):
he got the second most votes of all time the
second time, and like it's deadlocked right now. And so
it's just.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Like, yeah, we live, we live with a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Of saying crazy shit isn't getting us to the post? Yeah,
like and and like and and and that's what That's
what Joe Biden ran on. That's what Kamala is running on,
which is why she feels so emboldened to still support genocide.
It's because, like, in their minds, all it's gonna take
is see how bad Trump is. Its like, we've known
how bad this dude is for nine years, and it's

(34:01):
like that's not enough. It's enough.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's yeah, it's it's the The electoral strategy from the
Democrats is pathetic. Charitably pathetic, is like the nicest thing
you can say about it.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, cynical and pathetic. You'd be both at the same time.
It turns out you can. But yeah, I mean there
this is a classic Clintonian like big d Democratic Party strategy,
where like you are trying to capture the widest group possible,
and so the further to the right Trump goes, the

(34:38):
further to the right they go, which is like a
but it's based on the idea that you are going
to persuade the people who voted for you know, Dick
Cheney and George K. Bush, and that you don't have
to worry at all about energizing the people who voted

(34:59):
for the Democratic Party in twenty twenty, which I don't
think is true.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Anyone left of also fascist war criminal Dick Cheney is
simply held hostage by the system, right, Like what choice
do you have? Yeah, so I don't know it anyway,
go vote.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
But I do think like the other side of like
the stakes argument of like how absolutely bad another Trump
administration would be in ways that like I don't think
people fully reckoned with and that I don't think we
can necessarily fully imagine, is like how fucked the Republicans
would be if they lost, just because, like I was,

(35:40):
this guy ed Dermentum, who I talk a lot about
is like a polling expert, but like he had this
article about like how the idea of like trump Ism
without Trump that was like the whole that was the
whole Republican strategy going into this election. They were like, well,
we got DeSantis and he's gonna do trump Ism, but

(36:04):
he won't be Trump and like everybody who has tried
that is just wildly unpopular and in fact, like Trump
embracing the far right politics is like one of his liabilities.
Like I think I think the stuff that like they
really object to about Trump that he is like uh

(36:25):
or at least like not as anti abortion as like
they would like him to be actually appeals to people
like they people hate Rondes Santeles's politics, they hate JD
Vance's politics. Every time these like openly fascist right wing
people like run on a national platform, they are just

(36:47):
like they run so far underwater, underwater, it's like they
have no future and so like I that's another.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Well, the tiny silver lining is at least for like
our lifetimes, is that this shit does end with the
like corporeal body of Donald Trump. Like I think the
tiny silver lining is that there's not one human being
who's ready to take up this mantle. And who will

(37:18):
you know, because if it's if it's dvanced, people will
just simply laugh in his face and not do it.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, exactly, I mean that is a silver lining. But
I think I even when you said that, my mind
was like, all right, yeah, if Trump loses, then that's
it and a Republican Party is broken. I mean they
are broken already, but like it's they have to redesign. Yeah, basically,
but if he wins, and even if you know, this

(37:46):
is it, like this is either his last four years
or his last two weeks, like one of those two
things are the case, but like, you know, yeah, we
also are looking at probably seven to two Supreme Court
for the rest.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah. The the thing the thing that like
the Republican parties not toast in that the Democrats have
happily taken off the majority of their policies. Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
it's open fascism versus like, yeah, yeah, corporate fascist, like say, corporatocracy.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Fascist put on you know, you know Africa, every.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, fascist fascists with rainbow rainbows on their sixteens. Yeah,
so any grim shadow good ship.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I'm so tired of like this is the most important.
We've said this is the most important election of our
lifetime so many times that it's now meaningless. But the
binary here does feel like, I don't know, openly fascist
dictatorship in the end of representative democracy or the open
fascists in the country really don't have a path forward.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So it's fine. They're they're sort of classically chill people,
so I'm sure they'll deal with it. Well.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Also, man, you you said a good thing. You know,
you said a good point, Like we always say, this
is the most important election of our lifetime, and how
sad that is because like we should be voting and
elections should be where the next election is the easiest
election of our lifetime, like you should. It should be
getting easier, and it's only getting harder. And that is

(39:28):
a byproduct of just the structure of our country and
our world unfortunately. And I think ens are just evil
but like or like, can.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
You know humanity, humans are mostly fine?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, humanity is it can be. It's just I should say,
but yeah, you know it in twenty twenty eight, I
would love I would love to be like, man, this
election is pretty easy, easy election.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I think. I think it's going to be like climate change.
You know how every summer is the hottest summer that
ever happened. Every election is going to be the most election,
the most important election for.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Quite Yeah, it kind of is because of climate change.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I think those two things are like not just metaphors
for one another, but like causally linked.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're redlining to the end
of life.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
That's right, All right, let's take a quick break and
we'll come back and talk about shit that is not
the election.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
We'll be right back and we're back.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
And so we talked before about how Elon Musk is
pulling from a lot of a lot of sources, a
lot of IP, everything from I Robot. He seems to
have copied the designs of his robots from the I
Robot film adaptation for The Smith One.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I believe the maker of that movie was like, spoke on.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
It was like that thanks man for completely ripping off
her design. So Jason Pargin from Cracked tweeted about the
reaction that people have where they're like, oh my god,
we're living in the techno the dystopia from this sci
fi movie, when it's clearly like the people making the

(41:24):
technology saw that movie and they're like stealing the designs
from that. And so the producers behind Blade Brunner twenty
forty nine saw this Elon Musk event where he was
introducing robots. Oh the other piece of IP he was
stealing from was the mechanical Turk scam where a person

(41:47):
was operating when.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
The public the public domain IP of I think that
one expired. The scam. Yeah, the dumbest roofs on Earth, well,
human eye anything, the most credulous tech dickheads. Can I
just say this is what I forgot. I was gonna say,
during my overrated uh, someone gave me a Waymo account,

(42:11):
So I have, oh shit, a Los Angeles self driving
car account, and obviously I'm unbelievably against the shit. Well no,
I'm not against it, you know, in theory. But Waimo
is the self driving car for everyone who doesn't know.
But I took the account so that there's one less
active Waymo user out on the fucking road. There you go,
just like I took it. But I will just say,

(42:32):
just to jump ahead of a little bit of this stuff,
the fucking stories that you hear from Waimo. As someone
who was the fucking world's worst computer programmer in my twenties,
I tell you, I'm telling you these cars are not done.
The like programming is not complete. We are unwillingly beta
testing some shit that can kill people. And I didn't

(42:53):
sign up for this is fucking like. It's not that
the technology will never get there, it is fucking crazy.
Are on like public roads.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I mean, listen, I've never been in the South driving car.
And there are a couple of things like I want
to do one just out of curiosity, not like I
think is all we should be doing.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
But I think the service window goes to burbank.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, probably, But also I'm like, there are things I
wouldn't do it, Like I wouldn't want it to get
on a freeway at all, like you gotta stay on
local roads. But also like I'm I'm also going to
be like bruh, Like I know, I got to wear
a seatbelt, but I gotta be ready to jump in
that driver's seat if I see some shit popping off.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I didn't get a clean answer from my friend who
gave this to me, but I was like, are you
allowed to sit in the driver's seat because no one
else is sitting there?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, I just saw somebody in the in the front
seat for the first time. Usually people sit in the
back seat.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, I feel like I think got I mean, so
I will want to sit in the front seat because
I would want to be able to take over the wheel.
But I also want to sit in the back seat
because if we do crash, that's one one more barrier
for me to go out the windshield.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I think it's less likely to crash, probably it is
way more likely to kill a pedestrian. Oh rare. Yeah,
I think that that is a thing that truly no
one signed up for is like this fucking and again
they're mostly fine, but just the story is that my
friend who is pro waimo, was telling me about about
the errors it made. I was like, this shit is

(44:25):
not okay. Like if this happened in fucking SimCity, you'd
be like, you know, logging a bug report and demanding
your money back. It's just like the fact that these
things can kill people. You know, they dragged a person,
like they hit a pedestrian and dragged them in San Francisco.
Like I didn't sign up for the possibility of this,
and most Angelino's didn't, And it is fucking like crazy

(44:50):
to have these buggy incomplete cars driving around. We're letting
an industry that's thesis statement is move fast and break
stuff like dry deadly vehicles on the street. Sorry, but
also this is the same ship with Elon I will say,
is like this motherfucker says stuff describes things from Star

(45:11):
Trek says we're gonna be doing this, which is maybe
true but doesn't have anything specifically to back it up,
Like we are going to be doing this. I don't
know why you will be the person who brings it
to us, like, oh, we're gonna have flying cars, like yeah,
maybe you don't have anything specific like ah everywhere, By

(45:33):
the way, do people know what I think? I think
weymo's in only certain markets right now. And I do
think it is largely down to how fucking corrupt your
local like city council slash mayor's office is, because.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Like it's everywhere in Los Angeles like.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
It in New York. That's all. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
So these are white cars that like a year ago,
I was like I would see one in every day
maybe and.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I'd be like, oh, there goes away more car. And
now it's like I feel like they're like one of
every twenty cars on the street in LA and there's
no driver. It's like like the classic Silicon Valley thing
of like, let's come up with the most stupid, damaging
solution for without trying the thing that we know works,

(46:23):
which in an LA's case would be fucking trains.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah right, Like yeah, Jack, if if you were you know,
let's say you have road rage, and if you were
behind like a car or something that did some you know,
some shit that would piss you off, and you found
out and you saw that it was like a driverless car.
Would you transfer your anger to the passenger who called

(46:47):
the car?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's a great question.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I haven't had that before, where like they pull some
wild shit and then you just like the futility of
being like dah, yeah, I guess I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Mad at capitalists. Like again, that's right, yeah, hey, by
the same by the same token though they say you
don't tip your way moo because there's no driver, But
of course you've gotta go in and you step inside,
you gotta throw the throw the CEO of Weimo a
couple of bitcoin, you know, just absolutely and show you
always tip your CEOs. It's the most important thing that

(47:24):
always on all delivery apps.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I'm like, I just it needs to be going directly
to the CEO of this company or I'm not.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I'm not too That's what matters. That's what matters.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah, who who is the uh? The open Ai Sam
Altman like somebody They were like, hey, when is the
this feature going to be available? And he was like,
how about a little gratitude for the magic AI in
the sky and we can.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Talk about new.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
They're just like gratitude fucking They just like think that
they exist on a higher plane. But anyways, one of
the magical powers that they've given themselves is the ability
to just like steal shit from movie, like steal images
from movies. And so the producers behind Blade Runner twenty
forty nine are suing Elon Musk and Tesla for using

(48:15):
AI to create a promo image derived from the movie.
And you can go, well, we'll la off to.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It in the footnotes, but it's it is pretty pretty
clear that they have in fact stolen the look of
this promo image from Blade Runner twenty forty nine. I
know we said we weren't going to talk about politics,
but the tiny sliver of hope I have is that
Elon Musk, famous for getting people to not like him,

(48:42):
is helping Trump in this popularity contest, right, yeah, sorry, case.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
You mean like helping him like with oh, we have
more people to dislike now.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
No, you know, just just like like the fact that
like Elon is part of Trump's campaign, Like, yeah, don't worry, bro,
I can help you at a ground swile of like
public affection.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
And it's just somebody else we all hate.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah. The thing that he is, the thing that he
is singularly the worst at he keeps trying the joke
about yeah, he keeps. So he's like out giving speeches
on the road for Trump, like as a Trump yeah
you know, yeah Trump surrogate, and he keeps being like

(49:25):
nobody even is trying to kill Kamala Harris.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah no, he was like laughing at that.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
He did that like once behind the scenes and everyone's like,
oh my god. And then he's like now doing it
in his speeches.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
He's crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I mean, you know, earlier we did say, you know,
without Trump, there is no trumpsm but like they got
to do fear is you know where about at this
point now, when we were kids and when we were younger,
like the path to a presidency looked a certain way,
like you know politics.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Ye were hero lawyer. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Now it's just like if somebody told me Elon Musk
was gonna run a twenty twenty eight, I would yeah
that makes sense billions.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Oh yeah, oh he'll definitely try. I just again, the
tiny silver lining is that like he no, he is
never convinced anyone to like him. Like the people who
are predisposed to like him are gonna like him, yea,
and they fucking love him, But he's never like won
anyone over. The more you know about him. It's only

(50:30):
now you got to know him.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It is which he was an iron man.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Two. Yeah, truly, I mean I didn't know that. I've
said this before, but genuinely, it's so easy to be
liked as a billionaire. Fucking pick up the tab for
cool people and keep your mouth shut and you will
be cool. That's all it takes like cool people to
write for you.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah, instead is insistent on using his own original material.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, he's he is probably gonna yeah that.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
That seems to be the most viable thing candidate that
I could see for like taking up the mantle of Trump.
He's just like, so he has the same problem that
DeSantis and jd Vance and other openly racist misogynists seem
to have, which is that they, when they get in public,
appear to be defective people and.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Like everyone's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah, huh, all right, he is pretty repellent. Well, we
do got to talk about these quarter pounders, guys.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Let's talk how I've been weighing.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
So McDonald's has had a pretty big week in the news.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Uh, you know.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Obviously, Trump did his big campaign promo where he pretended
to work a fry cook work as a fry cook
and like gave out orders to pre screened Trump supporters
in a closed McDonald's. But everyone's like, damn, this guy's
really he's a man of the people. But anyways, that

(51:56):
appeared to like really resonate with some of the people
who are already voting for him, to the point that
Piers Morgan was like, this is going to win it
for him. The other big they were legit like that
was I'm in New York. That was the cover story
on the New York Post was that the McDonald's stunt
was going to win the presidential election.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
For Donald Trump. According to Piers Morgan.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
The other news story, unfortunately for McDonald's, is that quarter
pounders now come with cheese and e cool. The CDC
issued a statement warning that the fast food chain had
sickened forty nine people. One person actually died and so
most of the cases we're in Colorado and Nebraska, and
the experts have suggested that is probably tainted onions, because

(52:43):
otherwise it would mean that multiple restaurants were under cooking
the meat. I don't think many. I don't think McDonald's
asks if you want your quarter pounder medium.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I don't even think they have the option.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
No, I think they put them things on them grills
and be like all right, thirty seconds flip.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Yeah, I did learn a couple of things from the story.
One I had no idea the quarter pounders and the
rest of the hamburgers were like made from separate not
not like separate ingredients, but like separate ingredient tree. Like
they have different distribution.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
The Big Mac is Wisconsin cows, right, Like everything is like.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I could picture that.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
I can assume, like I can understand that with the paddies, right,
they're different sized paddies, like I could see those coming
from different factories and different cows. But even the onions,
like because they think that this is being caused by
the onions and they're like, oh, those are quarter pounder onions, yeah,
which is weird. It's like why do you get those?

(53:45):
I guess they're cut differently.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, because those the Big Mac just has those little
ass joints, same with the the regular burgers and the
quarter ring.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
The sliver as.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Ye, like it's the rings versus the nearly fucking Bruneld
Bruneld say that like tiny onions from the.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I've never worked at a McDonald, so I don't know
if it's Bruneld or Brittneld.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'm sure that you that then you're gonna Julian Trump
has worked at a McDonald's now, Jack, so he got
one up on you, bro.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah, that's right. God, he looked so good.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
The other detail I learned from the story is that
ecole I takes three to four days from the time
of consumption.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I've had food poisoning in my life and I have
never once blamed something I ate three to four days ago.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, but but that is likely what did So. One
thing I'm sure we've all heard this with food poisoning
is rarely the last thing you ate. It's usually like
the thing you ate before that, or a couple of
meals before that. That's Scott's because it takes a minute
to actually get into your body. I'm not saying that's
how it always is, but most of the time, like
a high clip is like not the last thing you ate.

(55:02):
So like, yeah, I can see like the E. Coli
being like because it got to get to your system
and then it got spread and then it got you know,
bubble guts. I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Into your body, you mostly got it.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah, I think the bubbles, the bubble guts. But yeah,
but that was suck though, because what it does is
it doesn't turn you off from the thing that gave
it to you. It turns you off from the things
you just ate, which probably didn't do anything to you
your brain, just as like, yeah, man, that fucking you know,

(55:37):
those geese sticks I ate yesterday gave me e coli
and it was probably like the shit you ate two
three days ago.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I've been wrong about every single case of food poisoning
that I've ever had, is basically what I learned from
this story. Yeah, so anyways, Uh, the other thing I
learned about this story is that it was manufactured by
the deep state to taint Trump's McDonald publicity stunt.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Sorry, Like I'm kind of stupid, so I didn't I
didn't know me.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I put in a couple of calls. I put in
a couple of calls, you know. I was like, you
gotta do something about this, bro, what echo lie at?

Speaker 4 (56:15):
It's too much classic classic deep state, like just fucking
you know, put ecoli deep in the supply chain fucking
five or six months ago.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
But you got to start early, and the gaming has
to be exquisite.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Well amazingly, they actually like were poisoning people long before
Trump had even come up with the publicity stunt, because
the first victims were like a couple of weeks before
they Yeah, amazing, Like the Illuminati never sleep.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah, they always they always playing chess. You know you playing?
Oh no, they playing chess. They are four moves ahead.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, they have your queen. You try to hit them
with the draw four Unfortunately, does never work.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
You're playing the wrong game playing You're playing the wrong game.
You're in the wrong genre of game. Yeah, it's so
funny to like to even to think, like, oh, Trump
was selling fries at McDonald's. How can we make this
story negative. Let's say people are getting E coli, and

(57:27):
then they'll blame Trump for working at a place that
get people E coli, and then we won't vote. That'll
be the thing that makes us not vote for sure.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Surprise, I guess is it because McDonald's are franchised. I'm
surprised McDonald's want him do this franchise let him do
the Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a weird association for
the brand, but yeah, I guess they are franchised. Yeah,
so it's probably the owner. I get, you know what,
McDonald's corporation, I'm sure very anti taking a political stand

(58:00):
individual McDonald's franchise owners overwhelmingly mega.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And that's all
you got to go to as long as the owner
of the store says yeah, yeah, you don't have to
go to anybody else.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I'm just surprised that corporate at no point gets the
weigh in on this, because that seems like I was
already not eating McDonald's. You call, I got my interest pique,
But now it's like, nah, not because Trump was there.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
This is another example of things we need to make
people answer for when he if he loses in this election,
like and people like the waters of like open fascism,
receid is like McDonald's. So wait, like, can we look
into can we foya the documents of you guys being like.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah, sure he can come by. Yeah, oh my gosh,
we love it all right, Well, Andrew T, what a
pleasure having you on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
I mean, I deleted the Twitter app from my phone,
so I guest hit me up there and I will
see it when I log onto a desktop computer early. Yeah,
I don't fucking know, yos this racist is my podcast?
We did We did did a trip to Las Vegas
where we weighed in on some some Vegas thing on

(59:24):
our premium show Suboptimalpods dot Com. I don't know. You
just find me wherever, it doesn't matter, you can find him.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yes, I've been following a YouTube channel called watch Restorate
what wristwatch Revival, That's what it's called. And it is
very like fucking ASMR. But this dude fucking and he
has like you know whatever. This is all from the
comment section basically, but he take a beat up wristwatch completely,
take it apart down to like the screws, you know,
oil it, clean it and put it back together. And

(59:56):
I have conservatively watched one thousand hours of it. Soon
the last I love just take apart, put back together.
It's it's yeah, it's it's fucking great. Yeah it. Try
try weed, folks, try weed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Try to go on Cally Sober Baby before you come
to our business that me Andrew and Jack Yard Boom
in southern California.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
That'll be what is showing in the movie theater, the
guy taking apart and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Watches and you can talk through the whole fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
You're being weird if you're not talking. Yeah, why is
that guy over there so quiet in the movies? That's
what That's what we need in our weed business. Just
one guy that walks around going like, why are you
being weird? Weird?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Weird? You need more weed?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
That would completely fuck me up my brain. But I know.
Here's what it is. Is you pay an additional top
up fee for five dollars, the yu being weird, bro
guy will leave you alone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah, you put a flag on your table and nobody
bothers you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Be as weird as the business ideas. Copyright. This is
all under copyright.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yes, the Dailyzite Guys is copyrighted, and everything that's said
on it it's also copyrighted.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah, this is all we all own this. I just
wrote it on a piece of paper and mailed it
to myself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
So you're all fun.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Just don't even try it. Don't even try it. Elon jaquiz.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Where can people find you as their working media you've
been enjoying?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Ah, well, you know you can find me in these streets, baby,
and also at Jackie's Neil on social media. If I
may jack, if I may promo one thing. Comedian Fume
is happening on October twenty seventh, this coming Sunday. Now,
I know you're saying, ZiT Gang, Well, I'm not in La.

(01:01:58):
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(01:02:20):
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(01:02:43):
Get comedian feud. Go to my watch it. It's a
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I don't know if I've had you on it yet, Drew,
but I've had Jack on it. But I gotta get
you on it. But yeah, it's always a good time.
So go buy tickets right now. Uh, you know, help
help your brother out. Uh, let's make this weekend a
good one. I have three I have three tweets that

(01:03:04):
I want to share. They're all relatively short. The first
one is a video I just want to talk about
because it's funny. So it's a video I'm broken inside.
So I love seeing kids get scared and it brings
me joy. And there's a video of like kids that
like you know, Halloween stores and like the animatronics like

(01:03:27):
popping up or scaring them and they fall back and
scream and you know, crying. It's hilarious to me. But
at the end of this one video, it's this little
boy he has to be like two maybe three years old,
and he sees like these puppies that are skeletons, and
throughout the whole video, like all the kids are just
like screaming and like jumping back and falling. But he

(01:03:50):
starts the video like puppy puppy, and then the dad
is like, oh, those are dead puppies, and then he
looks at him and then he goes screams and it's
just truly the funniest shit in the world. I retweeted
it so you can go watch that. But two other

(01:04:11):
ones that are funny. So this is a requoted tweet.
My aunt woke up from a thirteen year coma, which
is beautiful. That's a beautiful thing. But then somebody quote
tweeted her tell her Braun is still doing it. B

(01:04:32):
that's it is so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
That is beautiful. So that one was from at j
A I I pose, and then this one is from
at Tartkuci. Michael Myers had that same jumpsuit on for
forty years. I know that as part booming.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I was hoping. There was that movie that came out
this year called I think it's called A Violent Nature
or something that was like following the killer's perspective on
a slasher movie. I thought, I thought it was a comedy,
but every time you cut away from Michael Myers, he
just has to be sprinting to the next location. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I always His talent for using nothing but normal household
objects and dead bodies to like just spring load traps
for people, like just so that like people are just
walking around and accidentally having dead bodies follow on them
is yeah, unparalleled. And his speed yeah yeah, I just

(01:05:40):
want either from.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
His perspective or Jason Bourne's perspective, the b side of
the whole look at you out the window, and then
the bus passes by and you're gone.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
The reason I can't hear their breath is because they
are running or that motherfucker jumped on the side of
a bus, which is very difficult a moving bus.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
The athletic prowess, the unseen athletic prowess of Jason and
Michael fuckers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Do something else. You got a lot of skills. Yeah,
it's not worth it, wasted talent, I know exactly. You
can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien. I've
been enjoying the new Anthony Edwards Adidas commercial where he
takes a lie detector test. I've been enjoying this tweet

(01:06:26):
from at the Bank Queen rip to everyone killed by
the gods for their hoop ubris. But I'm different and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Better, maybe even better than the Gods.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
It's an old one, but I really loved that. It
was just very tweeted by them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
And then John Attridge tweeted recently befriended a man who
is objectively much less wealthy and charming than me. He says,
we knew each other at Princeton, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Don't remember him.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
It's remarkable how he has begun to imitate my tastes
and behavior always like a town of mister Ripley reference.
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(01:07:13):
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Super producer Justin is there a song that you think
people might enjoy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
I found an old external hard drive from like thirteen
years ago that I was listening to some old tracks on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
This is the beginning of a horror movie.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Oh no, no, It was a great experience I only
had music on there that I hadn't heard in years,
and I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Rediscovered this am Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
There's this amazing track that many of you have probably heard.
It's called Feather by Nujabst and Seisstarr and Aiken from
Sign and it's this very floaty ethereal instrumental with some
boombab style that's very relaxing. You've probably heard. Miles mentioned
Nujabest before. He's a legendary Japanese pop producer who's compared

(01:08:01):
to Jay Dilla a lot, and not only because their
production styles are similar, but they were born on the
same exact day and they both tragically died young. And yeah,
he nujah Best basically helped invent the low fi chill
beats to study two genres. So if you're into that
kind of vibe, check out this song. It's called Feather,
and you can find that in the footnote.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Foot note.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Fine podcaster give it away for free.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
That is gonna do it for us this morning. We're
back this afternoon to tell you what is trending and
we will talk to you all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
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