In this edition of JD Vance SemTrend Cups, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, the hard launch of the Harris campaign, JD Vance supporters carrying around fake cups of semen… for some reason, Trump posting fake A.I. generated Taylor Swift endorsements, more bad news for Cybertruck owners, the passing of Phil Donahue, our daily Hawk Tuah Girl update and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Did you watch the Joe Rogan Netflix special?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I downloaded it because I was like I should, I
should download this and like why bro, because people are
gonna watch it?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Bro, the worst thing I have ever really fucking like,
he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool. No,
he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I feel like they shot him to make him look short.
I feel like he is like coming out as a
tiny man and that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Dude, he just like you could just tell it, bro,
he has not thought about a stand up in so long. Yeah,
it's like.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
He's not prepared.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
He literally came off not prepared, dude, when he's talking
about jizz all the time, just like weird shit.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Jd Van Schizz, No donkey donkeys?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
How you get donkey jizz? Then you probably saw the
same video I did on YouTube where someone was breaking
down the special too. How he started then doing old
bits like that? He never like outwardly, he's always talking
about He's like, dude, I'll never do a bit like
once I do it in a special, it's dead. And
like he got he was like he was fucking tanking
(01:08):
so bad. He started doing old material.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And it was his special.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Dude. You know you know why because it was live.
He shouldn't have done it lot, like, you know that's
what did it live? Wow, So you get to watch
in real time like a very not well put together
fucking performance just kind of start going like, Hello the
(01:39):
Internet and welcome to this week trend edition of Da
Guys stay of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He's back, folks.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This is an episode where we care.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
We tell you what happened over the weekend, tell you
what's going on with us. I'm Jack and I'm throwing
to be joined once again by my co host, mister
Miles gra.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's me Olympic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Breaking answer, Gray Gun.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You missed, Gray Gun.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm glad I miss Grey Gun.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
To be honest, miss the three weeks I missed where
uh Biden tanked the debate, Trump was almost assassinatedun.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean I missed basically the well what because I
the end of the week before was the end of
the Olympics and then no, no, no, you're much more eventful.
I mean, ray Gun was fine. I remember watching that
and being like.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Hmmm, that's that's a shame, because I'm pretty sure you
could find better people busking as breakers than old ray
Gun there.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Bildney was her being like I was really trying. I
was really trying to have a go, And you're like, okay, dude,
like I just don't shame on the people that someone
else failed letting you get out there. Yeah, because I'm like,
I get that she's a professor or whatever. There's a
lot of people sort of like looking at sort of
like the like a meta critique of of what her
sort of participation was in breaking. But yeah, I'm like,
(03:09):
how did they pick take some of these people? But yeah, anyway,
that's why we saw the last of it grand.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They were like a fury portion of the Olympic qualification
that we just like weren't privy to because yes it was.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was a hip hop to cathlon because she read
about Yeah she killed it in the essays portion and
actually graffiti too had really great handstyles.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh all right, well it's great to have you back, Miles.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I needed a little I need a quick a quick break,
you know what I mean, as we do in the summer,
as we then continue with pace into the selection season.
So yeah, I had a big Yeah, had a breather.
Thanks for thanks to Paulavy thanks everybody holding it down.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, yeah, shout out to pol.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
All right, we're gonna tell the people what was trending
over the weekend. First, we're gonna tell them something what
we're up to by giving you a little underrated, a
little overrated miles, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, having barely enough milk in your cereal I think
is underrated. I was making cereal and you know, I'm
currently it's a resource battle between me and the guy's
child who also needs to be drinking cow milk for
his protein, you know, and they love, they love a
bit of milk. But I got like arrently at the store.
(04:39):
I bought like sweet, like a version of cheerios. I
was like sweeter. We don't give them like sugary cereal
and shit like that. So I was like, oh, well, shit,
I guess imnna have to go through this. And I
haven't really been eating cereal in a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So that's like one of those happy accidents that you
have to ask yourself that was really an accident or
if you.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think my subconscious completely, like my
eyes just was like it's a green box. There's do
you know what a green box of cheerios. Is it's
not the yellow one? It probably multi It was like
apple cinnamon cheerio.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, apple cinnamon cheerios. Yeah, you did that. And I
was like, whether you realize it or not, you did
that on purpose?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah? Yeah maybe. And I was like, oh, heck, I
guess I have to drink I guess I have to
eat all this cereal then by myself don't have any.
But I barely had enough milk for one of the servings,
just enough to like get the the cereals like on
their way on the milk's way to the bottom. It
did interact with most of my pieces of cereal. But
(05:35):
the thing that I love is how concentrated that cereal
milk is that sweetness. Yeah yeah, when it's when you're
contending with a lot of you know, putting a lot
of milk, the delution, it's just like whatever. But to
have like this, like fucking like it was thick, like
the amount of just the added sugars that have just
transferred to the milk, I was like, yep, yep, I
(05:57):
forgot about this. The best sip is the one that
is the most flavor packet. So yeah, just getting just
finding those like true mathematical minimums that like not ruin
your bowl of cereal that it feels all dry, but
also enough that that final sip of cereal milk is
just pure, pure sweet ambrosio.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh yeah, I like I like to put that in
a little frying pan and too, and just like you know,
boil it down so it's like really low, and then
you smoke it the remnants.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, you cook it down. Yeah, and then when you
light the remnants oil fire, put on.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Go on fire. Yep, yep, I hear that. Then you
find an old big pen and you break off both tips.
You got yourself a little too inhale the humes with yep,
I heard that. Bron, If they don't have foil, you
find a piece of chewing gum, you know the ones
that still have a foil wrapper. Lighter, burn that little
piece of paper that's on there, just like that, and
then it leaves foil for you. How do I know
(06:54):
this because I love eating cereal.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That's right, mild.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
My own rated is the film The Flim First Man, Okay,
was not checking for us when it came out. That's
Ryan Gosling as Neil Armstrong. Very square was not that
you know. It's by Damien Chazelle, the Whiplash guy, coming
off of La La Land, so he went Whipla La
(07:21):
La Land, first Man Man, and then Babylon and really
really enjoyed the movie. In addition to just like being
a good movie, it tells, like I don't know, it
really drives home how crazy it is that we went
from like nineteen seventeen finally learning how to fly to like,
(07:44):
after like trying for thousands of years that was like
all man to think about was like how I fly
like a bird? Finally figured it out, and then fifty
years later this motherfuckers on the Moon.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah that's true, and then fifty.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Years after that they release a movie about it, and
I'm just like, uh, more man versus gravity bullshit.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But it's good. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Like that is one of the things that reading from
like reading how people felt about flight, like in the
fifties sixties they were still like really transfixed by it,
and like it just does not translate it like nobody
gives a shit anymore. Everyone's like, like I watched that
(08:31):
movie while on a plane flying through the air and
being annoyed by it. But yeah, I don't know. Mean,
like if you showed someone on the day the Right
Brothers invented flight where we would be in nineteen sixty nine,
they'd be like, well, there's there's nothing humanity can't do.
And then if you showed them in nineteen sixty nine
(08:54):
where we'd be today, I think they'd be depressed again.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, but like, waitit've been past the moon. You have phones,
they can go underwater. Yeah, right, I guess, I guess
that's the big one. It is wild how much that
like hockey stick sort of trajectory goes from being like
all right, we figured out the little flapper flyplane and
then now it's like an now we're on the moon.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
One of the crazier things is just like that these
fucking rockets were like barely held together. Like he would
like shoot like close ups of like the screws holding
them together, and you can like hear the metal like
kind of whining.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah. Yeah, shit is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So scary, Like they they had to have been missing
like a part of their brain to have done what
they did because it was so dangerous. Like there the
previous mission, they were just like waiting, like doing the
plugs test for the space flight and it just like
caught on fire and killed everybody on board, like while
(09:59):
they were waiting, like doing a test on the thing
like that was good a couple of years before, like
he then had to go in the same rocket and
fucking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
That's wild. It's also crazy like how many people died
on our way to getting to the moon, because I
feel like the we only talk about tragedy, Like I
feel like we only talk about the Challenger or something challenger, right.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that one was spectacle. This one
kind of happened.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They were just sitting on the launch pad getting ready
for a flight in a couple of days, like testing
that everything worked, and it did not, and there was
a mechanical fire. But also yeah, so really, I don't know,
I really enjoyed the movie. I'm also, you know, a
forty something guy, so this might not be for everyone.
(10:49):
I just thought it was fucking red. But I've also
like never been more hot and cold on a director
like his odd movies are like Whiplash and this one, now,
I fucking I loved, And then La La Land and
Babylon are so I could they couldn't be so I
(11:11):
don't know. Maybe he's just like hitting every odd one.
So yeah, I means, yeah, he didn't do.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
For a banger after this. Yeah, it's like it's just
called a stick, Like what is it? It's about this
a first caveman, yo, check out this stick? Check it
out man? Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
All right? What is something, Miles? Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Overrated? And I hate to get in my parental daddy
bag overrated? Little babies?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, like little.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Babies, you know what I mean? Like I find myself
as the guy's child is what now a little over
eighteen months old? Yeah, like in the beginnings like never.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Grow up, always be this new born good pile that
just lays where I put you and makes little micros sounds.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But even now as he becomes like mobile and a
terror yo he is, he likes to hit me and
her majesty in the face regularly. Yeah, And I'm doing
that thing where it's like, don't give a big reaction
because they're still like learning about cause and effect as
part of me, Like like it's like, excuse you fucking
(12:21):
upwerf ft of me with a milk bottle full, like
not to walk out of the room and start crying
somewhere else. So yeah, no, I just take him, yeah,
and just like have a single tear come down my
face as I just give a blank face. And I
think that's more powerful actually to the baby. But no,
I think the other part is really just the fact
that like he's like walking and talking and now raising
(12:42):
him to be bilingual, so I speak a to the
Japanese to him and just watching him like just fuck,
Like all these capacities come online like one after the other,
like sort of in quick succession. Like it does feel
like you're sort of like a comparison to like mastering flight,
and then you're on the moon pretty quickly after that.
It really first second crazy, Yeah, this dude just started
(13:04):
like mimicking me, and now like we're like he's learning
to say more words in both English and Japanese, and
like my heart is just like exploding everything Like you
said thank you did that, and he said thank you
to me, to me, uh and that shit is just
like yeah, I don't know. This whole journey of parenting
(13:27):
is like always rendering like the greatest moments that I
I'm never expecting And for all the emphasis that I
had a lot of people like when he was born. Like, hey, man,
appreciate these moments. Man, appreciate those moments when they're little,
because they get big. I totally get that, but I
think there's there's a very there's sort of like we
I think we sort of overrate like what. I think
(13:48):
it's the ease of that period. And I get though,
too that they're never that dependent on you and then
they become more independent and more you know, toddlery and things.
But shit, I'm loving this part in a way that
like I had never saw coming. So yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I think for a certain time.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, I somebody told me early on that like it
just keeps getting better like that like being a parent,
because you just get to see them bloom into like
a full human. And yeah, that that has been my
experience for sure. And then I go back and look
at old videos of me interacting with them, I'm like, man,
(14:26):
what they weren't ship back then? No, that's not true,
but it's just it's like a different it's a total
different thing. And I'm like, man, I really had you know,
whatever the evolutionary brain chemicals were that you know, make
us love our babies were really coursing through me because
I was just like, wow, he just he just audibly
(14:51):
shit and sneezed at the same time.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, right, right right. The other side of that, though,
is like the existential dread you get as a parent though, too,
like my own health and the health of like my family,
you know what I mean. Like that's hard because I'm
a bit of a I'm a bit of an anxious
person that doesn't come out a lot of the time,
like when we're talking whatever. I'm more of an introverted person,
(15:14):
so like I have a lot of time in my
own head also to think about things, and I tend
to worry about things, and like those are like some
of the moments are like, oh my god, I gotta
fucking lift the three thousand to be the child.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That part is I've had nights where I'm just like
spinning out for whatever reason. Like a lot of times
when I'm on vacation, I think, like my brain is
just used to the anxiety of like not being on vacation,
and so it will place it on like our safety
and I'll have like weird just like panic attacks that like.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Something by a shark and die. No, bro, that is true. Yeah,
if I'm going to go out whole shiit bit by yahs.
But I just did get an update from her majesty.
She was at a coffee shop with the guy geists child.
She said, we saw a cop and he offered a
sticker to the guys child and he said, no, hell yeah, unimpressed.
(16:15):
I'm good, bro, I'm good on that.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Are you inserting schoolboy Q songs into your overrated on purpose?
Because you said both blank face and that part, and.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, you know, and I think I like to think
of myself as the man of the year, as a
dad of the year in a way. But you know,
I was eating collar greens last night with dinner and
it was really delicious. But sorry, what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
My overrated is my skills as a pedicurist.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You rated your skills going into being a pedicurist.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, I was just giving myself that job. I was like,
I got this ship. All I need is like some
nail clippers, lines, some hedge trimmers, you know, and hed
head sheers, And I'm good heads some hedge shearings. That
that is my new brand of hedge shears. That yeah,
(17:09):
brought to you by me and Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
They my feet.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I was just like, now, I just got like kind
of ugly feet, you know, and like I just you know,
I was just on the beach with my folks and
my kids and noticing that I was like causing a
lot of collisions between people distracted by the length of
my toes and the weirdness of my toenails, like they
would just you know, crash into each other. My toenails
(17:37):
bend like Frank Gary designed them.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But they don't make sense.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
But anyway, so shout out to my mother and father
in law now living with us, and we dropped off
our kids at Taekwondo and my father in law stayed
with them, and my wife and I went and she
got a pedicure and I got a pedicure and it's
(18:07):
a nice little date and it is night and day.
My feet have gone undercover as normal feet. It's so
much better than what I can do with just you know,
a toenail clipper and uh showering, you know, oh.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just they worked out all your
all your problem areas.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They're like out they like shape my nails so they're
like normal again.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's I'm really curious. So what they're they're just so long,
they're curling. I don't understand. What what do you mean
by the.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No no, no, like that my toenail for my my big
toenail for whatever reason, has like a little wave to.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It, oh like on the top part.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, it's not like it's not a rain, but it's
not an arc. It's like kind of a sine wave
for it's a little bit ye. So anyways, shout out
to paticurists everywhere you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Keep your eyes on your toes man member, that's how
Bob Marley passed away.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and talk about what's trending. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back, and it's dink time, baby
(19:32):
mm yeah, yeah time. It is dink time in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's time for the Democrats to officially crown Kamala as
the nominee and put on his show that will just
help fully kick off the business end of the campaign season.
Uh but yeah, there are a few stories trending going
into this very big week for the Democratic Party. One
is that Joe Biden, so he is set to speak
tonight Monday at the opening of the DNC. The theme
(20:06):
tonight is for the People and not Along with doctor
Joe Biden that is going to be speaking, the Chicago
mayor Brandon Johnson will also be speaking as well as
Hillary too. But apparently, according to Axios, Joe Biden is
still not happy about how all things ended. You know, obviously,
like Nancy Pelosi was one of the people too. It
(20:26):
was like, hey, bro, if you don't drop out, I'm
gonna tell people that I don't think you can win.
Do we want this? Joe, and he's definitely felt some
type of way about that. He felt stabbed in the
back by a lot of people who were doing sort
of like anonymous quotes to the media, and Acto says quote.
Biden's friends tell us that as the President heads to
his DNC send off in Chicago, he's somewhat relieved and
(20:49):
pretty nostalgic, but also still stunned and pissed about the
way he was pushed out of his re election race. Yeah, okay, hissed. Yes,
stunned and pissed, which was also kind of how he
looked on the debate stage. But it sounds like the
immediate embrace of Kamala and the press like just fun
fawning over the new campaign. I just like only added
(21:12):
on to Joe's feelings of hurt. He's like, he's like,
there sandbagged me, and yeah, but don't worry. Apparently it
was also a party. He's just gonna go to Santa
Barbara right after this speech. I have a nice little
vacation so he doesn't have to be there when they
put Wow Kamala on Thursday. He will not be at
the DNC for that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Was a while because I had it on good authority
that he was gonna actually take back the nomination and
then debate Trump right then and there and from there
and everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, he was about to put the crown on Kama
goes sight puts it on himself. Oh my god. Music.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, it's it's wild that he's still outurly mad, especially
like you think I could see him being initially mad,
but after seeing the overwhelming response and the party's fortunes
just skyrocketing up according to polling, at least, you would
(22:17):
think he would just be like all right, yeah, no,
y'all are right, like, yeah no, this is my idea
all along.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
And I did like a very brave thing.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And but the fact that he can't quite get past
that really emphasizes how lucky we are.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That he got out when he did, because, yeah, because
it is some hater shit too. Where's like I could
have done that. It's like, no, you would do What
are we going to do that?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
How how sway tell you? Yes? So the rest of
the schedule, just to give people an idea of what's
happening day to day. Tuesday is a quote, a bold
vision for America's future. So we are going to hear
from President Barack ol second Gentleman M Hoff, Yeah, exactly,
(23:06):
a welcome note from JB. Pritzker. Wednesday is a fight
for our freedoms. That's where Tim Walls will get the
vice presidential nomination officially and where he will accept, which
will be preceded by former President Bill Clinton. UH Speaker
Emerita Nancy Pelosi and Pete BOUDAHGJ Edge will also be speaking.
(23:26):
And then Thursday, Harris accepts the nomination for president and
that'll be the big speech. But then I'm like Bill Clinton,
that guy that was really close with Jeff Epstein, why
is he around? He should have he should have a
weird fight why is he should have a weird case.
There's a reason why.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I actually.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
He's had a few. Ya, he's got some weird cases.
Why is he around still? Yeah, we don't need him
to speak at all. Like, and you're lucky that there's
so that this Epstein thing touched like everybody that they're like,
you know what, let's.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Just yeah, let's put that.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
We're all just digging.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
We're giving every mistakes.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, and that's that guy, and that guy alone can't
believe it. Man, I thought he we just didn't play
fantasy football together. Nothing really serious, nothing really.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Serious, fly on his plane a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah. Then JB. Pritzker. There's also headline there like they've
talked around about like two hundred National Guard will be
on standby. He was quick to point out that he
doesn't expect to have them deployed in any like meaningful
sort of law enforcement capacity, but more so to be like, no,
this is like a high profile national event, you know,
which is true. You're gonna have the like executive branch
(24:45):
in the building. That is a reason for the precaution.
But the quiet part I think is that there are
many demonstrators that are going to be outside the convention
and in Chicago to protest the ongoing genocide taking place
at the hands of the Israeli government and our very
own government, who, by the way, just greenlit another twenty
in weapons last week. Fifty f fifteen fighter jets, tank ammunition,
(25:09):
mortar rounds, tactical vehicles, advanced air to air missilest lot
of stuff that should I mean again, there's also a
lot of news this week that Joe Biden is really
hoping to get a ceasefire done this week. This sounds
like Trump with Infrastructure week, Like it's like it's infrastructure
week and it wasn't. Oh, they're really pushing this week
(25:29):
for a ceasefire, then please.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Like they're really trying though this time they actually really
want it and they really yeah, I mean sure.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And that helps to have that headline along with the
DNC happening to hopefully, you know, discourage people from protesting,
but honestly, like having the people there to pro peacefully
protest what's happening in Gaza in the West Bank, like
and having like police turn up on peaceful protesters, Yeah,
that create significant headlines would be such a fucking easy
(25:59):
thing to avoid to self own but the Democrats, I'm
they got still plenty of time for them up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
They've had like a couple a good run in a
couple places, and so there's like part of me that's like,
they're not going to do that, right, but uh, we'll
see never no, we will see.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
See, we'll see. But anyway, this week it starts. So
how is it going.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
On the other side, Republicans have been seen carrying jd
Vance jizz cups.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm sorry, what so jd wait cups?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Jiz cups? So once again they're the party of normal
family values. They're not weird you are. And because of that,
Mega supporters have been seen carrying around cups that are
designed to look like they have jd Vance's seamen inside them.
They're meant to look like cups that you jiz into
(27:01):
when giving a semen sample. They have a picture of
jd Vance's head and say jd Vance Full Family Kit,
and the idea is to show off how strong his
seed is because he has three kids and the Democrat
and VP had to use IVF to conceive.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I'm sorry, but like my com is strong, isn't a
fucking like weighted THEE And this is unless you're like
a sperm donor you know what I mean, if your
prolific sperm. Sure maybe right Uh in this version, just
come attacking somebody like yo, they had to use IVF bro.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Right Like Like some of them look like they have
come in them like they have they've put like they've
gone to the trouble of putting a you know some
of these translucent weight material.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yes, some of these images are disturbing. There's like one
photo of like a guy holding it in a way
that makes me believe maybe there is come in there.
He's like holding it like with like two fingers, like
here's my JD vance cup. Great? Great, great. This is
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all pretty predictable for them.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I mean it is, like it's predictable in the sense
that like they want to make this about gender, but
and also it is in the sense that they want
to make they want they always find the.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Weirdest possible way to try and make themselves see normal
and make their h It's weird because like making fun
of someone because they were using like IVF to conceive
a child. It's just a it's just like doesn't make sense,
Like that's not a thing that someone would be Like
I'm better than you because I didn't use IVF. Yes, Like,
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that's not those aren't valid use that. People are like, yep,
that's true. We all know about IVF. Sucks, like no,
and you're trying to make it a thing by holding
around plastic cups of simulated jizz. Yeah, which is really
fucking tight to me that they're doing.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I think pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Actually yeah, yeah, it's like the childless cat ladies comment.
But just that point made in the weirdest, grossest way possible.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And also because they were trying to did you see
the thing, like I'm sure you talked about it about
how like they were like, oh, Tim walls drinks.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Come, No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Actually, oh my god, you're lucky. Donald Trump Junior posted
this fucking meme and like people started saying it on
the right because they're like, well, if you fucks couches,
then you guys like horse sperm. This is like it says,
it's a picture of Tim Waltz with like a weird
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splattery milk mush mustache, and the thing says, listen, sole
valor is about as bad as it gets. Uh, but
what what is this I'm hearing about? A horse got milk,
and it's just like there's this this stupid online thing
that he likes horse semen.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
So yeah, I haven't heard that one. That one isn't
quite like the couch fucking.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think because they're like, oh we can, we can
be grosser than what you just said without understanding the
elegance of the fake hillbilly elegy tweet. You know that
it's it's it's it's operating on this the possibility that
maybe because JD. Vans again just has those vibes. Yeah,
(30:38):
Tim Walls, I'm sorry, like and that's what they're like.
This guy called uh like white white people tackles. That's
did you like that ship? Was also fucking also so
stupid when he's like, oh but he doesn't like spicy,
it's just like again stupid, stupid, stupid, try something new
or don't.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I don't know very I feel like Donald Trump you
or is like under immense uh pressure from his dad
to redeem the JD vance thing. So he's yeah, he's
he's tilting, as they say in the gambling addiction.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What do you think that's what's happening there? Like is
he just giving him the silent treatment? Probably?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I mean feels like it's essentially his parenting styles.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah. I was gonna say, right, yeah, it's it's always
the silent treatment. It's like, dude, what you need to
be aiming for is maybe getting me to say something
to you and then we can then we can have
a relationship. But yeah, the the other thing was, like
was it. I think Peter Teal was also saying. He's like,
I'm probably gonna leave the US if Trump loses. Yeah, Like,
oh wow, the cope, the coping is getting weirder and
(31:42):
weirder all around right now.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Trump, Yeah, Trump said he was going to Venezuela if
he loses. Peter Teal Elon Musk, I think they're they're
making their escape plan.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I mean they've been making their skate plan with the
private space program.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, But I will see what
the where this all heads, because it sounds like more
and more there are people just starting to not turn
their backs on Trump but like just be more outwardly critical. Yeah,
Like like Lindsay Graham is like, well, he's a provocateur,
and I think he's going to lose. But he's saying
that now he's saying, I think Trump's gonna lose. Yeah,
(32:19):
he said, let me pull this up.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
It definitely feels like we've entered a new era where
people are like, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
He says, I don't look at the this is what
this is what Lindsay Graham said. I don't look at
the Vice President Kamala Harris as a lunatic. I look
at her as the most liberal person to be nominated
for president in the history of the United States. I
would make it about policy. A nightmare for Harris is
to defend her policies. President Trump can win this election
because policies are good for America, Okay, And if you
have a policy debate for president, he wins. Donald Trump,
the provocateur, the show man, may not win this election.
(32:51):
And then Britt Hume on Fox also had a similar
thing about being like, well, this guy, you know, this
guy sucks, right? Is it essentially like the distillation of this.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Here's another Fox News poll we have out this week.
How do you feel about how things are going in
the country? Sixty five percent say they're dissatisfied. So Brent,
knowing that and knowing in this setup, Trump is the challenger,
why is he not doing better.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Because he's Trump.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
And the show is over britis in the channels.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You get down to it. The past eight to ten
years have been about Donald Trump every Yeah, so anyway,
he's just kind of like, I don't know, dude, Gally
did everything about him. I don't know, fuck it man.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Meanwhile, he's off accepting some important endorsements over on truth
Social Trump just shared an image of an article in
quotes about how Swifties are turning to Trump because isis
foiled one of Taylor Swift's concerts. Trump responded to, like
a picture that's the Swifties turning to Trump after isis
(33:55):
foiled Taylor Swift concert? Is that even like how you
would say? What happened there? Isis foiled? An ISIS attack
was foiled, the nicest attack on anyways.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It foiled the concert. Yeah, look, dude, get your editor
hat off man, and let's talk about and the facttar
that Taylor Swift fans are turning out in huge numbers.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm getting word that of the
six pictures only one of them was not AI generated
six pictures of Trump Swifties for Trump, just one person
is actually real photographed the Trump rally with the Swifties
for Trump t.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Shirt felt so homemade to that shirt was like, man,
I don't even I can't even get this thing printed, right,
I'm just gonna homebrew my own Swifties for Trump shirt.
And also I love that he reposts a thing that
has the label of Satire.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Said satire on it, which Satire is obviously dead, has.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Been for a little while now.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
But that's that's wild that he the same account that
posted this article that he retweeted as an official endorsement.
I accept that account has a header image depicting Ai
Trump hanging out with a stormtrooper in an aquarium.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh yeah, we love it, folks.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I remember that meeting. Actually, yeah, we talked about some
important things. He said he was a big fan of
me that I made out with Kamala. I think I
think he's probably at tea point.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
One. Was a great man, great man. But later you
remember he was stolen Ballord by Luke Skywalker as he
was trying to rescue That's right. I like that. You
have to call numbers down. My oldest son would approve. Yeah, yeah,
look man, it's it's in there too. It's in there.
(35:55):
But yeah, this is just so the Swiftiest thing is
wild because there is a Swiftiest for Kamala account that's
already doing like huge numbers.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah yeah, I mean there and I think there's probably
a handful of you know, there are probably people who
support Trump and Taylor Swift like that's not out of
the ordinary, the fact that he is fooled by computer
generated images and like and then they like doubled down
on it, so he clearly like was told it was
(36:24):
bullshit and had told his account, told his campaign like that,
I don't care, it's truth, like just to tell people
because they claimed Swifties for Trump is a massive movement
that grows bigger every single day when people are like, hey,
does he know this is ai Yes, Stephen Shong, It's.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Fine, Fine, it's fine, don't worry about it. Don't worry
about it. I mean, all this is going to do
is potentially for Taylor Swift's hand, because there's another one
that was like, like she was dressed as Uncle Sam
and just like I want you to vote for Trump,
and he's like, I accept like also posted that, like
I think you're actually poking the bees nest here if
we're being honest here, don't poke the bear.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I mean, she can't do it on her timeline if
this sort of shit keeps happening.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So yeah, well it's just wild, dude. How much like
he's like this, He's just so haunted by all these ghosts. Now,
He's like, ah, Taylor Swift his next No, but what
if I accept now and I say that she's voting
for me right now ahead of time, Yes, that will
certainly help. And apparently there's a lot of reporting around
(37:35):
now that like he he's like getting so angry at
his campaign staff for like all the swings in the polling,
because like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin like went from deficits to
like slim leads for Kamala very quickly, and like there
are like multiple paths now to victory. Uh. And he's
very much like I don't know where the fuck, Like, yeah,
(37:59):
something's got to change. I don't know what could actually happen,
Like I don't know what campaign operatives go in there
and figure it out, because it's really just about what
Trump is doing. Like that's all this is, Like, it's
not really about anything much more than.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Just literally, Yeah, there's a lot of time like now
I'm like, hurry up and fucking get here November because.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
These guys on the ropes.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, there's a lot of time left. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I also feel like he always drastically outperforms his polling.
Whether that would still be the case posts the overturning
of Row remains to be seen. But up to this
point in presidential elections, he's always gone in, you know,
projected to lose in a lot of the national polls,
(38:45):
and then a lot of the national polling and gone
onto either you know, having electoral college victory, or like
make it really close where we actually have to steal
the election from him.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh shit, sorry, I wasn't supposed.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
To, ye yo yo, don't show your hand, because that's
the other thing he's just screaming about constantly coups, and
he's definitely setting the table for that. I'm going to
rage quit, so I'm going to make it all about
how they're cheating, so then maybe something else will happen.
But yeah, all right, not counting my eggs or chickens
or whatever that phrase. Yeah, all right, let's let's take
(39:22):
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back,
and more bad news for cyber truck owners.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They've been Yeah, so, like the parts fall off.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
And all that stuff. We've seen that.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah so the parts fall off, like remove.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Your finger if you get it stuck in the trunk.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
When they form the most basic of off roading capabilities. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And now there are reports that they are now showing
up completely filthy. These one hundred thousand dollars cars when
people purchase them are showing up. People go pick up
their one hundred thousand dollars purchase and the quote the
interior of the windshield was coated in a cloudy, hard
(40:24):
to remove film, and there were water streaks and fingerprints
visible on the stainless steel exterior. Others have posted photos
of unusual white streaks in the truck bed and a
hazy coating on the windshield that obstructs the view.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
See oh fuck, yeah. I saw people who are definitely
posting about like the mismatched panels on the like tunnel
cover that goes towards the back, like they're not all
the same shades of black, So like that, what do
you guys want? I'm doing my best here, Okay, do
you want all the panels to match? Yes? Sorry, you're
(41:00):
you're charging me like upwards of one hundred and twenty
thousand dollars for some of these to for it to
look like dirty shit.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah what it's disrupting. Okay, we're changing. There's a lot
of bullshit built into the car industry, like matching panels
where all the different parts of the car match each other,
and that you get a clean car that people customers
actually don't want. Okay, So if you're going to try
(41:28):
to bully me into making the windshields of my car
perfectly see through, like busily pick them up, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, oh oh okay, So you want a car you don't.
You want a car where the steering wheel just doesn't pop.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Up fly out the window while you're driving?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Wow? Yeah? Okamn, Okay, I see you, elitist, wow wow wow.
But yeah, it's the every video I see like of
the it's the misery is just pounding. And also so
many people are just like as also Elon becomes more
and more insufferable, Like I see posts who are like
I'm getting like a lot of middle fingers from people
(42:09):
when I'm driving the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, it's a bad Like I can't think of a
worse look like just anything I see one, I'm just like, ugh.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I would sooner drive an automobile version of a JD
Vance jiz cup. What a cyber truck.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
That would actually be tight?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, some people be like, all right, that's kind of weird,
but like the cyber truck. Immediately people like, nah, fuck
that boothing? What fuck is that? The guys in a
like a bucket of Elmer's glue.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
God, they don't look solid like they look kind of
I don't know, I've seen I've seen so many of
them with like fucked up panels and like missing like pieces.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, I'm just like that. The thing just looks like
it's like ready begging to fall apart.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
There's just I just don't there's just something about those
cars that's real, real scared, Like I just kneel. Like
you see so many videos to where like the autopilot
like starts doing its own thing, like man, no, no, no, no, no,
this is where we've peaked. I think we've gone too
far with auto automotive technology to the moon guy.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah yeah right, just like the president just needs to
give everybody a cool science project.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
That's hard. So we can just focus on that and
stop trying.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, like a lot of truck people covet the like
Toyota High looks as sort of like one of the
most indestructible trucks, like just put through absolute hell, Like
there's just no amount of abuse like that. It can't withstand.
And I'd really be curious to see like a side
by side of how people use those cars, because I've
seen videos of people just slamming the cyber truck door
and like, h broke it because I slammed the door
(43:46):
like an angry teenager would. Yeah, like truly and like
the interior paneling gets caught on the doorframe, but just
pivot off the back of the cybertruck failures. Forbes, it
did a little bit of quick mass back of the
Napkin addition here just to kind of give us an
idea of just how bad the Twitter advertiser exodus has been.
(44:07):
Since all the advertisers had to go fuck yourselves to
leave Twitter, I said X booked one hundred and fourteen
million dollars worth of revenue in the US, its largest
market by far. This represented a twenty five percent drop
over the preceding three months and a fifty three percent
drop over the year ago period. That already sounds bad,
(44:30):
but it gets worse. The last publicly available figures prior
to Musk's acquisition from Q two of twenty twenty two
had revenue at six hundred and sixty one million dollars.
After you tr inslation, revenue has actually collapsed by eighty
four percent in today's dollars. Ooh, that's a lot. Yeah,
that's not good. Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That would be seen as like a disastrous fireable offense
if any if you.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Were publicly traded. Yeah. Yeah, but it ain't. So so
we're good. I think. Yeah, I think a lot of
the ire is coming from Tesla stockholders. But hey, here
they are doing great. They Hey, they went and fucked themselves.
So now what you got? Yeah, well he actually has
He actually has those advertisers right where.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
He wants them. So yeah, they just don't know it yet.
I want to give a quick rip to Phil Donahue.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Who pass away at the age of eighty eight. His
talk show basically set the template for daytime talk shows.
He actually started locally in Dayton, Ohio, to Dayton with
two cameras and they could only afford to fly in
two guests a week, and so he basically had to
(45:51):
start finding crazy stories and like issues to debate and
so like he his show filmed an abortion on camera,
which outraged the right because they were like this makes
it look easy and like not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
But one thing I didn't realize he was in two
thousand and three, he was fired from MSNBC purely because
he opposed the invasion of Iraq. That like, internal memos
eventually showed that they were just like nah, fuck.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
That, okay you you didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
He also had like on air, yeah I think so, yeah,
he was saying he opposed it on air, and he
his explanation, they were terrified of the anti war voice.
And that is not an overstatement. Anti war voices were
not popular and if your general electric, you certainly don't
want an anti war voice on a cable channel that
(46:52):
you own. Donald Rumsfeld is your biggest customer. So wow,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
That's uh yeah wow. I actually wasn't NBC really great,
uh really great track record?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
When people have anything that goes against like American imperialism,
like oh, Phil Donahue ship cannon, like can this motherfucker.
The Muslim anchors that we have who are outraged by
what's happening in Gaza.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Why don't we just why don't we suspend them for
talking too spicy on her? I mean, like that's why
Meddie Hassan left, like he was getting demoted and he's like, no, fuck,
I'm out of here. Yeah anyway, cool, cool, all right,
all right, Phil Donahue, little little tidbit I did not
know about, so.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
R I P.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Also shout out to Hawktua Girl for throwing out the
first pitch I have.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
This is the third.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
You know, we talked about her mishearing the New York
Oh yeah, Concrete.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Jungle Dream to mydo. Yeah yeah, is that what Bill
Maher's podcast ship? Right? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I know.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Well, it's like, I mean, she's just like everywhere for
a little while. And another place that she was was
throwing out the first pitch at the Mets game last week,
and the pitch went fine, but there was a massive
backlash from like conservative baseball fans who thought her pitch
(48:21):
tarnished a sport that is basically eighty percent guys scratching
their balls and spitting tobacco juice on the ground, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Scratching your balls in new ways you've never seen.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, I mean and spitting, which is like her whole thing.
So I don't know why, yeah, what their problem is.
I guess people were like, it's camp day, so like
presumably every camp counselor had to have an awkward conversation
about what Hawktua means.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
But like, it's very easy.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I had this conversation because it came up, like because
it's all I talk about in front of my kids,
and they were like.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Video, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
The sound that someone makes when they spit, Like you don't, Yeah,
you need to say that they're spitting on a dick.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
So on the day that the ballpark is being just
a bunch of kids are descending on the city or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
can't day they get the fuck to a low job
joke like.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
She is in she she's had had to be on
like five shows the next day. So when you can
get the howk to a girl, you have her come
throughout the first pitch. You know, her availability is is
kind of crazy these days. But uh, you know, we
we talked before about the Grimace streak that grimouce the
(49:50):
first pitch at a Mets game last season, and somehow
the Mets like took off after that and you know,
had an amazing, miraculous victory that game and like won
a bunch of games in a row. Baseball is a
very stupid sport where like that sort of thing can happen,
like where like just a weird Yeah, there's just like
(50:14):
they're the most superstitious and like the superstitious stuff actually
like has an effect because it is just very mental
and like a very weird sport. And so yeah, Grimace,
it took off, howk to a girls pitch that game
the Mets blue a five run lead to the A's
(50:35):
and a lot of people are claiming that she has
cursed the team some kind of reverse grimace.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
If you will, I will, which.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
By the way, that would have been if they if
I had been interviewed and they asked me for my
sexual maneuver that drives them wild, I would have told
them about the reverse grimace, which is my sexual maneuver
that I won't be describing.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, trying to even describe a reverse grimace. I don't
even know what it is, I think, but that is
there is something powerful to that. I wonder where her
career would be if she said, oh, yeah, my move
reverse grimace, reverse grimace, and then people have been like, oyo,
is it leave something to the theater of the mind.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah. Anyways, well, we'll continue to have at least one
update a day on what's going on with the Hawk
to a girl as she continues her rise to the presidency.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Eventually, yes, she's.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Speaking at the DNC. I think right after Hillary, or
she's introducing Hillary.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
That would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
All right, those are some of the things that are
trending on this Monday morning. We are back tomorrow with
a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
By a Factor at COF
Did you watch the Joe Rogan Netflix special?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I downloaded it because I was like I should, I
should download this and like why bro, because people are
gonna watch it?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Bro, the worst thing I have ever really fucking like,
he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool. No,
he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I feel like they shot him to make him look short.
I feel like he is like coming out as a
tiny man and that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Dude, he just like you could just tell it, bro,
he has not thought about a stand up in so long. Yeah,
it's like.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
He's not prepared.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
He literally came off not prepared, dude, when he's talking
about jizz all the time, just like weird shit.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Jd Van Schizz, No donkey donkeys?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
How you get donkey jizz? Then you probably saw the
same video I did on YouTube where someone was breaking
down the special too. How he started then doing old
bits like that? He never like outwardly, he's always talking
about He's like, dude, I'll never do a bit like
once I do it in a special, it's dead. And
like he got he was like he was fucking tanking
(01:08):
so bad. He started doing old material.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And it was his special.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Dude. You know you know why because it was live.
He shouldn't have done it lot, like, you know that's
what did it live? Wow, So you get to watch
in real time like a very not well put together
fucking performance just kind of start going like, Hello the
(01:39):
Internet and welcome to this week trend edition of Da
Guys stay of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
He's back, folks.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This is an episode where we care.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
We tell you what happened over the weekend, tell you
what's going on with us. I'm Jack and I'm throwing
to be joined once again by my co host, mister
Miles gra.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's me Olympic.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Breaking answer, Gray Gun.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You missed, Gray Gun.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm glad I miss Grey Gun.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
To be honest, miss the three weeks I missed where
uh Biden tanked the debate, Trump was almost assassinatedun.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean I missed basically the well what because I
the end of the week before was the end of
the Olympics and then no, no, no, you're much more eventful.
I mean, ray Gun was fine. I remember watching that
and being like.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Hmmm, that's that's a shame, because I'm pretty sure you
could find better people busking as breakers than old ray
Gun there.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Bildney was her being like I was really trying. I
was really trying to have a go, And you're like, okay, dude,
like I just don't shame on the people that someone
else failed letting you get out there. Yeah, because I'm like,
I get that she's a professor or whatever. There's a
lot of people sort of like looking at sort of
like the like a meta critique of of what her
sort of participation was in breaking. But yeah, I'm like,
(03:09):
how did they pick take some of these people? But yeah, anyway,
that's why we saw the last of it grand.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They were like a fury portion of the Olympic qualification
that we just like weren't privy to because yes it was.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was a hip hop to cathlon because she read
about Yeah she killed it in the essays portion and
actually graffiti too had really great handstyles.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh all right, well it's great to have you back, Miles.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I needed a little I need a quick a quick break,
you know what I mean, as we do in the summer,
as we then continue with pace into the selection season.
So yeah, I had a big Yeah, had a breather.
Thanks for thanks to Paulavy thanks everybody holding it down.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, yeah, shout out to pol.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
All right, we're gonna tell the people what was trending
over the weekend. First, we're gonna tell them something what
we're up to by giving you a little underrated, a
little overrated miles, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, having barely enough milk in your cereal I think
is underrated. I was making cereal and you know, I'm
currently it's a resource battle between me and the guy's
child who also needs to be drinking cow milk for
his protein, you know, and they love, they love a
bit of milk. But I got like arrently at the store.
(04:39):
I bought like sweet, like a version of cheerios. I
was like sweeter. We don't give them like sugary cereal
and shit like that. So I was like, oh, well, shit,
I guess imnna have to go through this. And I
haven't really been eating cereal in a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So that's like one of those happy accidents that you
have to ask yourself that was really an accident or
if you.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think my subconscious completely, like my
eyes just was like it's a green box. There's do
you know what a green box of cheerios. Is it's
not the yellow one? It probably multi It was like
apple cinnamon cheerio.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh, apple cinnamon cheerios. Yeah, you did that. And I
was like, whether you realize it or not, you did
that on purpose?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah? Yeah maybe. And I was like, oh, heck, I
guess I have to drink I guess I have to
eat all this cereal then by myself don't have any.
But I barely had enough milk for one of the servings,
just enough to like get the the cereals like on
their way on the milk's way to the bottom. It
did interact with most of my pieces of cereal. But
(05:35):
the thing that I love is how concentrated that cereal
milk is that sweetness. Yeah yeah, when it's when you're
contending with a lot of you know, putting a lot
of milk, the delution, it's just like whatever. But to
have like this, like fucking like it was thick, like
the amount of just the added sugars that have just
transferred to the milk, I was like, yep, yep, I
(05:57):
forgot about this. The best sip is the one that
is the most flavor packet. So yeah, just getting just
finding those like true mathematical minimums that like not ruin
your bowl of cereal that it feels all dry, but
also enough that that final sip of cereal milk is
just pure, pure sweet ambrosio.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh yeah, I like I like to put that in
a little frying pan and too, and just like you know,
boil it down so it's like really low, and then
you smoke it the remnants.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, you cook it down. Yeah, and then when you
light the remnants oil fire, put on.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Go on fire. Yep, yep, I hear that. Then you
find an old big pen and you break off both tips.
You got yourself a little too inhale the humes with yep,
I heard that. Bron, If they don't have foil, you
find a piece of chewing gum, you know the ones
that still have a foil wrapper. Lighter, burn that little
piece of paper that's on there, just like that, and
then it leaves foil for you. How do I know
(06:54):
this because I love eating cereal.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That's right, mild.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
My own rated is the film The Flim First Man, Okay,
was not checking for us when it came out. That's
Ryan Gosling as Neil Armstrong. Very square was not that
you know. It's by Damien Chazelle, the Whiplash guy, coming
off of La La Land, so he went Whipla La
(07:21):
La Land, first Man Man, and then Babylon and really
really enjoyed the movie. In addition to just like being
a good movie, it tells, like I don't know, it
really drives home how crazy it is that we went
from like nineteen seventeen finally learning how to fly to like,
(07:44):
after like trying for thousands of years that was like
all man to think about was like how I fly
like a bird? Finally figured it out, and then fifty
years later this motherfuckers on the Moon.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah that's true, and then fifty.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Years after that they release a movie about it, and
I'm just like, uh, more man versus gravity bullshit.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But it's good. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Like that is one of the things that reading from
like reading how people felt about flight, like in the
fifties sixties they were still like really transfixed by it,
and like it just does not translate it like nobody
gives a shit anymore. Everyone's like, like I watched that
(08:31):
movie while on a plane flying through the air and
being annoyed by it. But yeah, I don't know. Mean,
like if you showed someone on the day the Right
Brothers invented flight where we would be in nineteen sixty nine,
they'd be like, well, there's there's nothing humanity can't do.
And then if you showed them in nineteen sixty nine
(08:54):
where we'd be today, I think they'd be depressed again.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, but like, waitit've been past the moon. You have phones,
they can go underwater. Yeah, right, I guess, I guess
that's the big one. It is wild how much that
like hockey stick sort of trajectory goes from being like
all right, we figured out the little flapper flyplane and
then now it's like an now we're on the moon.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
One of the crazier things is just like that these
fucking rockets were like barely held together. Like he would
like shoot like close ups of like the screws holding
them together, and you can like hear the metal like
kind of whining.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah. Yeah, shit is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So scary, Like they they had to have been missing
like a part of their brain to have done what
they did because it was so dangerous. Like there the
previous mission, they were just like waiting, like doing the
plugs test for the space flight and it just like
caught on fire and killed everybody on board, like while
(09:59):
they were waiting, like doing a test on the thing
like that was good a couple of years before, like
he then had to go in the same rocket and
fucking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
That's wild. It's also crazy like how many people died
on our way to getting to the moon, because I
feel like the we only talk about tragedy, Like I
feel like we only talk about the Challenger or something challenger, right.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that one was spectacle. This one
kind of happened.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They were just sitting on the launch pad getting ready
for a flight in a couple of days, like testing
that everything worked, and it did not, and there was
a mechanical fire. But also yeah, so really, I don't know,
I really enjoyed the movie. I'm also, you know, a
forty something guy, so this might not be for everyone.
(10:49):
I just thought it was fucking red. But I've also
like never been more hot and cold on a director
like his odd movies are like Whiplash and this one, now,
I fucking I loved, And then La La Land and
Babylon are so I could they couldn't be so I
(11:11):
don't know. Maybe he's just like hitting every odd one.
So yeah, I means, yeah, he didn't do.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
For a banger after this. Yeah, it's like it's just
called a stick, Like what is it? It's about this
a first caveman, yo, check out this stick? Check it
out man? Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
All right? What is something, Miles? Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Overrated? And I hate to get in my parental daddy
bag overrated? Little babies?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, like little.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Babies, you know what I mean? Like I find myself
as the guy's child is what now a little over
eighteen months old? Yeah, like in the beginnings like never.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Grow up, always be this new born good pile that
just lays where I put you and makes little micros sounds.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But even now as he becomes like mobile and a
terror yo he is, he likes to hit me and
her majesty in the face regularly. Yeah, And I'm doing
that thing where it's like, don't give a big reaction
because they're still like learning about cause and effect as
part of me, Like like it's like, excuse you fucking
(12:21):
upwerf ft of me with a milk bottle full, like
not to walk out of the room and start crying
somewhere else. So yeah, no, I just take him, yeah,
and just like have a single tear come down my
face as I just give a blank face. And I
think that's more powerful actually to the baby. But no,
I think the other part is really just the fact
that like he's like walking and talking and now raising
(12:42):
him to be bilingual, so I speak a to the
Japanese to him and just watching him like just fuck,
Like all these capacities come online like one after the other,
like sort of in quick succession. Like it does feel
like you're sort of like a comparison to like mastering flight,
and then you're on the moon pretty quickly after that.
It really first second crazy, Yeah, this dude just started
(13:04):
like mimicking me, and now like we're like he's learning
to say more words in both English and Japanese, and
like my heart is just like exploding everything Like you
said thank you did that, and he said thank you
to me, to me, uh and that shit is just
like yeah, I don't know. This whole journey of parenting
(13:27):
is like always rendering like the greatest moments that I
I'm never expecting And for all the emphasis that I
had a lot of people like when he was born. Like, hey, man,
appreciate these moments. Man, appreciate those moments when they're little,
because they get big. I totally get that, but I
think there's there's a very there's sort of like we
I think we sort of overrate like what. I think
(13:48):
it's the ease of that period. And I get though,
too that they're never that dependent on you and then
they become more independent and more you know, toddlery and things.
But shit, I'm loving this part in a way that
like I had never saw coming. So yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I think for a certain time.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, I somebody told me early on that like it
just keeps getting better like that like being a parent,
because you just get to see them bloom into like
a full human. And yeah, that that has been my
experience for sure. And then I go back and look
at old videos of me interacting with them, I'm like, man,
(14:26):
what they weren't ship back then? No, that's not true,
but it's just it's like a different it's a total
different thing. And I'm like, man, I really had you know,
whatever the evolutionary brain chemicals were that you know, make
us love our babies were really coursing through me because
I was just like, wow, he just he just audibly
(14:51):
shit and sneezed at the same time.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, right, right right. The other side of that, though,
is like the existential dread you get as a parent though, too,
like my own health and the health of like my family,
you know what I mean. Like that's hard because I'm
a bit of a I'm a bit of an anxious
person that doesn't come out a lot of the time,
like when we're talking whatever. I'm more of an introverted person,
(15:14):
so like I have a lot of time in my
own head also to think about things, and I tend
to worry about things, and like those are like some
of the moments are like, oh my god, I gotta
fucking lift the three thousand to be the child.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That part is I've had nights where I'm just like
spinning out for whatever reason. Like a lot of times
when I'm on vacation, I think, like my brain is
just used to the anxiety of like not being on vacation,
and so it will place it on like our safety
and I'll have like weird just like panic attacks that like.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Something by a shark and die. No, bro, that is true. Yeah,
if I'm going to go out whole shiit bit by yahs.
But I just did get an update from her majesty.
She was at a coffee shop with the guy geists child.
She said, we saw a cop and he offered a
sticker to the guys child and he said, no, hell yeah, unimpressed.
(16:15):
I'm good, bro, I'm good on that.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Are you inserting schoolboy Q songs into your overrated on purpose?
Because you said both blank face and that part, and.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, you know, and I think I like to think
of myself as the man of the year, as a
dad of the year in a way. But you know,
I was eating collar greens last night with dinner and
it was really delicious. But sorry, what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
My overrated is my skills as a pedicurist.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You rated your skills going into being a pedicurist.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, I was just giving myself that job. I was like,
I got this ship. All I need is like some
nail clippers, lines, some hedge trimmers, you know, and hed
head sheers, And I'm good heads some hedge shearings. That
that is my new brand of hedge shears. That yeah,
(17:09):
brought to you by me and Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
They my feet.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I was just like, now, I just got like kind
of ugly feet, you know, and like I just you know,
I was just on the beach with my folks and
my kids and noticing that I was like causing a
lot of collisions between people distracted by the length of
my toes and the weirdness of my toenails, like they
would just you know, crash into each other. My toenails
(17:37):
bend like Frank Gary designed them.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But they don't make sense.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
But anyway, so shout out to my mother and father
in law now living with us, and we dropped off
our kids at Taekwondo and my father in law stayed
with them, and my wife and I went and she
got a pedicure and I got a pedicure and it's
(18:07):
a nice little date and it is night and day.
My feet have gone undercover as normal feet. It's so
much better than what I can do with just you know,
a toenail clipper and uh showering, you know, oh.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just they worked out all your
all your problem areas.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They're like out they like shape my nails so they're
like normal again.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's I'm really curious. So what they're they're just so long,
they're curling. I don't understand. What what do you mean
by the.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No no, no, like that my toenail for my my big
toenail for whatever reason, has like a little wave to.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It, oh like on the top part.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, it's not like it's not a rain, but it's
not an arc. It's like kind of a sine wave
for it's a little bit ye. So anyways, shout out
to paticurists everywhere you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Keep your eyes on your toes man member, that's how
Bob Marley passed away.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
back and talk about what's trending. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back, and it's dink time, baby
(19:32):
mm yeah, yeah time. It is dink time in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's time for the Democrats to officially crown Kamala as
the nominee and put on his show that will just
help fully kick off the business end of the campaign season.
Uh but yeah, there are a few stories trending going
into this very big week for the Democratic Party. One
is that Joe Biden, so he is set to speak
tonight Monday at the opening of the DNC. The theme
(20:06):
tonight is for the People and not Along with doctor
Joe Biden that is going to be speaking, the Chicago
mayor Brandon Johnson will also be speaking as well as
Hillary too. But apparently, according to Axios, Joe Biden is
still not happy about how all things ended. You know, obviously,
like Nancy Pelosi was one of the people too. It
(20:26):
was like, hey, bro, if you don't drop out, I'm
gonna tell people that I don't think you can win.
Do we want this? Joe, and he's definitely felt some
type of way about that. He felt stabbed in the
back by a lot of people who were doing sort
of like anonymous quotes to the media, and Acto says quote.
Biden's friends tell us that as the President heads to
his DNC send off in Chicago, he's somewhat relieved and
(20:49):
pretty nostalgic, but also still stunned and pissed about the
way he was pushed out of his re election race. Yeah, okay, hissed. Yes,
stunned and pissed, which was also kind of how he
looked on the debate stage. But it sounds like the
immediate embrace of Kamala and the press like just fun
fawning over the new campaign. I just like only added
(21:12):
on to Joe's feelings of hurt. He's like, he's like,
there sandbagged me, and yeah, but don't worry. Apparently it
was also a party. He's just gonna go to Santa
Barbara right after this speech. I have a nice little
vacation so he doesn't have to be there when they
put Wow Kamala on Thursday. He will not be at
the DNC for that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Was a while because I had it on good authority
that he was gonna actually take back the nomination and
then debate Trump right then and there and from there
and everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, he was about to put the crown on Kama
goes sight puts it on himself. Oh my god. Music.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, it's it's wild that he's still outurly mad, especially
like you think I could see him being initially mad,
but after seeing the overwhelming response and the party's fortunes
just skyrocketing up according to polling, at least, you would
(22:17):
think he would just be like all right, yeah, no,
y'all are right, like, yeah no, this is my idea
all along.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
And I did like a very brave thing.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
And but the fact that he can't quite get past
that really emphasizes how lucky we are.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That he got out when he did, because, yeah, because
it is some hater shit too. Where's like I could
have done that. It's like, no, you would do What
are we going to do that?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
How how sway tell you? Yes? So the rest of
the schedule, just to give people an idea of what's
happening day to day. Tuesday is a quote, a bold
vision for America's future. So we are going to hear
from President Barack ol second Gentleman M Hoff, Yeah, exactly,
(23:06):
a welcome note from JB. Pritzker. Wednesday is a fight
for our freedoms. That's where Tim Walls will get the
vice presidential nomination officially and where he will accept, which
will be preceded by former President Bill Clinton. UH Speaker
Emerita Nancy Pelosi and Pete BOUDAHGJ Edge will also be speaking.
(23:26):
And then Thursday, Harris accepts the nomination for president and
that'll be the big speech. But then I'm like Bill Clinton,
that guy that was really close with Jeff Epstein, why
is he around? He should have he should have a
weird fight why is he should have a weird case.
There's a reason why.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I actually.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
He's had a few. Ya, he's got some weird cases.
Why is he around still? Yeah, we don't need him
to speak at all. Like, and you're lucky that there's
so that this Epstein thing touched like everybody that they're like,
you know what, let's.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Just yeah, let's put that.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
We're all just digging.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
We're giving every mistakes.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, and that's that guy, and that guy alone can't
believe it. Man, I thought he we just didn't play
fantasy football together. Nothing really serious, nothing really.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Serious, fly on his plane a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah. Then JB. Pritzker. There's also headline there like they've
talked around about like two hundred National Guard will be
on standby. He was quick to point out that he
doesn't expect to have them deployed in any like meaningful
sort of law enforcement capacity, but more so to be like, no,
this is like a high profile national event, you know,
which is true. You're gonna have the like executive branch
(24:45):
in the building. That is a reason for the precaution.
But the quiet part I think is that there are
many demonstrators that are going to be outside the convention
and in Chicago to protest the ongoing genocide taking place
at the hands of the Israeli government and our very
own government, who, by the way, just greenlit another twenty
in weapons last week. Fifty f fifteen fighter jets, tank ammunition,
(25:09):
mortar rounds, tactical vehicles, advanced air to air missilest lot
of stuff that should I mean again, there's also a
lot of news this week that Joe Biden is really
hoping to get a ceasefire done this week. This sounds
like Trump with Infrastructure week, Like it's like it's infrastructure
week and it wasn't. Oh, they're really pushing this week
(25:29):
for a ceasefire, then please.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Like they're really trying though this time they actually really
want it and they really yeah, I mean sure.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And that helps to have that headline along with the
DNC happening to hopefully, you know, discourage people from protesting,
but honestly, like having the people there to pro peacefully
protest what's happening in Gaza in the West Bank, like
and having like police turn up on peaceful protesters, Yeah,
that create significant headlines would be such a fucking easy
(25:59):
thing to avoid to self own but the Democrats, I'm
they got still plenty of time for them up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
They've had like a couple a good run in a
couple places, and so there's like part of me that's like,
they're not going to do that, right, but uh, we'll
see never no, we will see.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
See, we'll see. But anyway, this week it starts. So
how is it going.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
On the other side, Republicans have been seen carrying jd
Vance jizz cups.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm sorry, what so jd wait cups?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Jiz cups? So once again they're the party of normal
family values. They're not weird you are. And because of that,
Mega supporters have been seen carrying around cups that are
designed to look like they have jd Vance's seamen inside them.
They're meant to look like cups that you jiz into
(27:01):
when giving a semen sample. They have a picture of
jd Vance's head and say jd Vance Full Family Kit,
and the idea is to show off how strong his
seed is because he has three kids and the Democrat
and VP had to use IVF to conceive.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I'm sorry, but like my com is strong, isn't a
fucking like weighted THEE And this is unless you're like
a sperm donor you know what I mean, if your
prolific sperm. Sure maybe right Uh in this version, just
come attacking somebody like yo, they had to use IVF bro.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Right Like Like some of them look like they have
come in them like they have they've put like they've
gone to the trouble of putting a you know some
of these translucent weight material.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yes, some of these images are disturbing. There's like one
photo of like a guy holding it in a way
that makes me believe maybe there is come in there.
He's like holding it like with like two fingers, like
here's my JD vance cup. Great? Great, great. This is
(28:19):
all pretty predictable for them.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
I mean it is, like it's predictable in the sense
that like they want to make this about gender, but
and also it is in the sense that they want
to make they want they always find the.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Weirdest possible way to try and make themselves see normal
and make their h It's weird because like making fun
of someone because they were using like IVF to conceive
a child. It's just a it's just like doesn't make sense,
Like that's not a thing that someone would be Like
I'm better than you because I didn't use IVF. Yes, Like,
(28:58):
that's not those aren't valid use that. People are like, yep,
that's true. We all know about IVF. Sucks, like no,
and you're trying to make it a thing by holding
around plastic cups of simulated jizz. Yeah, which is really
fucking tight to me that they're doing.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I think pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Actually yeah, yeah, it's like the childless cat ladies comment.
But just that point made in the weirdest, grossest way possible.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And also because they were trying to did you see
the thing, like I'm sure you talked about it about
how like they were like, oh, Tim walls drinks.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Come, No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Actually, oh my god, you're lucky. Donald Trump Junior posted
this fucking meme and like people started saying it on
the right because they're like, well, if you fucks couches,
then you guys like horse sperm. This is like it says,
it's a picture of Tim Waltz with like a weird
(29:56):
splattery milk mush mustache, and the thing says, listen, sole
valor is about as bad as it gets. Uh, but
what what is this I'm hearing about? A horse got milk,
and it's just like there's this this stupid online thing
that he likes horse semen.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
So yeah, I haven't heard that one. That one isn't
quite like the couch fucking.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think because they're like, oh we can, we can
be grosser than what you just said without understanding the
elegance of the fake hillbilly elegy tweet. You know that
it's it's it's it's operating on this the possibility that
maybe because JD. Vans again just has those vibes. Yeah,
(30:38):
Tim Walls, I'm sorry, like and that's what they're like.
This guy called uh like white white people tackles. That's
did you like that ship? Was also fucking also so
stupid when he's like, oh but he doesn't like spicy,
it's just like again stupid, stupid, stupid, try something new
or don't.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I don't know very I feel like Donald Trump you
or is like under immense uh pressure from his dad
to redeem the JD vance thing. So he's yeah, he's
he's tilting, as they say in the gambling addiction.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What do you think that's what's happening there? Like is
he just giving him the silent treatment? Probably?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I mean feels like it's essentially his parenting styles.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah. I was gonna say, right, yeah, it's it's always
the silent treatment. It's like, dude, what you need to
be aiming for is maybe getting me to say something
to you and then we can then we can have
a relationship. But yeah, the the other thing was, like
was it. I think Peter Teal was also saying. He's like,
I'm probably gonna leave the US if Trump loses. Yeah, Like,
oh wow, the cope, the coping is getting weirder and
(31:42):
weirder all around right now.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Trump, Yeah, Trump said he was going to Venezuela if
he loses. Peter Teal Elon Musk, I think they're they're
making their escape plan.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I mean they've been making their skate plan with the
private space program.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, But I will see what
the where this all heads, because it sounds like more
and more there are people just starting to not turn
their backs on Trump but like just be more outwardly critical. Yeah,
Like like Lindsay Graham is like, well, he's a provocateur,
and I think he's going to lose. But he's saying
that now he's saying, I think Trump's gonna lose. Yeah,
(32:19):
he said, let me pull this up.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
It definitely feels like we've entered a new era where
people are like, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
He says, I don't look at the this is what
this is what Lindsay Graham said. I don't look at
the Vice President Kamala Harris as a lunatic. I look
at her as the most liberal person to be nominated
for president in the history of the United States. I
would make it about policy. A nightmare for Harris is
to defend her policies. President Trump can win this election
because policies are good for America, Okay, And if you
have a policy debate for president, he wins. Donald Trump,
the provocateur, the show man, may not win this election.
(32:51):
And then Britt Hume on Fox also had a similar
thing about being like, well, this guy, you know, this
guy sucks, right? Is it essentially like the distillation of this.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Here's another Fox News poll we have out this week.
How do you feel about how things are going in
the country? Sixty five percent say they're dissatisfied. So Brent,
knowing that and knowing in this setup, Trump is the challenger,
why is he not doing better.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Because he's Trump.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
And the show is over britis in the channels.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
You get down to it. The past eight to ten
years have been about Donald Trump every Yeah, so anyway,
he's just kind of like, I don't know, dude, Gally
did everything about him. I don't know, fuck it man.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Meanwhile, he's off accepting some important endorsements over on truth
Social Trump just shared an image of an article in
quotes about how Swifties are turning to Trump because isis
foiled one of Taylor Swift's concerts. Trump responded to, like
a picture that's the Swifties turning to Trump after isis
(33:55):
foiled Taylor Swift concert? Is that even like how you
would say? What happened there? Isis foiled? An ISIS attack
was foiled, the nicest attack on anyways.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It foiled the concert. Yeah, look, dude, get your editor
hat off man, and let's talk about and the facttar
that Taylor Swift fans are turning out in huge numbers.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm getting word that of the
six pictures only one of them was not AI generated
six pictures of Trump Swifties for Trump, just one person
is actually real photographed the Trump rally with the Swifties
for Trump t.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Shirt felt so homemade to that shirt was like, man,
I don't even I can't even get this thing printed, right,
I'm just gonna homebrew my own Swifties for Trump shirt.
And also I love that he reposts a thing that
has the label of Satire.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Said satire on it, which Satire is obviously dead, has.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Been for a little while now.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
But that's that's wild that he the same account that
posted this article that he retweeted as an official endorsement.
I accept that account has a header image depicting Ai
Trump hanging out with a stormtrooper in an aquarium.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh yeah, we love it, folks.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I remember that meeting. Actually, yeah, we talked about some
important things. He said he was a big fan of
me that I made out with Kamala. I think I
think he's probably at tea point.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
One. Was a great man, great man. But later you
remember he was stolen Ballord by Luke Skywalker as he
was trying to rescue That's right. I like that. You
have to call numbers down. My oldest son would approve. Yeah, yeah,
look man, it's it's in there too. It's in there.
(35:55):
But yeah, this is just so the Swiftiest thing is
wild because there is a Swiftiest for Kamala account that's
already doing like huge numbers.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah yeah, I mean there and I think there's probably
a handful of you know, there are probably people who
support Trump and Taylor Swift like that's not out of
the ordinary, the fact that he is fooled by computer
generated images and like and then they like doubled down
on it, so he clearly like was told it was
(36:24):
bullshit and had told his account, told his campaign like that,
I don't care, it's truth, like just to tell people
because they claimed Swifties for Trump is a massive movement
that grows bigger every single day when people are like, hey,
does he know this is ai Yes, Stephen Shong, It's.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Fine, Fine, it's fine, don't worry about it. Don't worry
about it. I mean, all this is going to do
is potentially for Taylor Swift's hand, because there's another one
that was like, like she was dressed as Uncle Sam
and just like I want you to vote for Trump,
and he's like, I accept like also posted that, like
I think you're actually poking the bees nest here if
we're being honest here, don't poke the bear.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I mean, she can't do it on her timeline if
this sort of shit keeps happening.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So yeah, well it's just wild, dude. How much like
he's like this, He's just so haunted by all these ghosts. Now,
He's like, ah, Taylor Swift his next No, but what
if I accept now and I say that she's voting
for me right now ahead of time, Yes, that will
certainly help. And apparently there's a lot of reporting around
(37:35):
now that like he he's like getting so angry at
his campaign staff for like all the swings in the polling,
because like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin like went from deficits to
like slim leads for Kamala very quickly, and like there
are like multiple paths now to victory. Uh. And he's
very much like I don't know where the fuck, Like, yeah,
(37:59):
something's got to change. I don't know what could actually happen,
Like I don't know what campaign operatives go in there
and figure it out, because it's really just about what
Trump is doing. Like that's all this is, Like, it's
not really about anything much more than.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Just literally, Yeah, there's a lot of time like now
I'm like, hurry up and fucking get here November because.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
These guys on the ropes.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, there's a lot of time left. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I also feel like he always drastically outperforms his polling.
Whether that would still be the case posts the overturning
of Row remains to be seen. But up to this
point in presidential elections, he's always gone in, you know,
projected to lose in a lot of the national polls,
(38:45):
and then a lot of the national polling and gone
onto either you know, having electoral college victory, or like
make it really close where we actually have to steal
the election from him.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh shit, sorry, I wasn't supposed.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
To, ye yo yo, don't show your hand, because that's
the other thing he's just screaming about constantly coups, and
he's definitely setting the table for that. I'm going to
rage quit, so I'm going to make it all about
how they're cheating, so then maybe something else will happen.
But yeah, all right, not counting my eggs or chickens
or whatever that phrase. Yeah, all right, let's let's take
(39:22):
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back,
and more bad news for cyber truck owners.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They've been Yeah, so, like the parts fall off.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
And all that stuff. We've seen that.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah so the parts fall off, like remove.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Your finger if you get it stuck in the trunk.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
When they form the most basic of off roading capabilities. No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And now there are reports that they are now showing
up completely filthy. These one hundred thousand dollars cars when
people purchase them are showing up. People go pick up
their one hundred thousand dollars purchase and the quote the
interior of the windshield was coated in a cloudy, hard
(40:24):
to remove film, and there were water streaks and fingerprints
visible on the stainless steel exterior. Others have posted photos
of unusual white streaks in the truck bed and a
hazy coating on the windshield that obstructs the view.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
See oh fuck, yeah. I saw people who are definitely
posting about like the mismatched panels on the like tunnel
cover that goes towards the back, like they're not all
the same shades of black, So like that, what do
you guys want? I'm doing my best here, Okay, do
you want all the panels to match? Yes? Sorry, you're
(41:00):
you're charging me like upwards of one hundred and twenty
thousand dollars for some of these to for it to
look like dirty shit.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah what it's disrupting. Okay, we're changing. There's a lot
of bullshit built into the car industry, like matching panels
where all the different parts of the car match each other,
and that you get a clean car that people customers
actually don't want. Okay, So if you're going to try
(41:28):
to bully me into making the windshields of my car
perfectly see through, like busily pick them up, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, oh oh okay, So you want a car you don't.
You want a car where the steering wheel just doesn't pop.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Up fly out the window while you're driving?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Wow? Yeah? Okamn, Okay, I see you, elitist, wow wow wow.
But yeah, it's the every video I see like of
the it's the misery is just pounding. And also so
many people are just like as also Elon becomes more
and more insufferable, Like I see posts who are like
I'm getting like a lot of middle fingers from people
(42:09):
when I'm driving the cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, it's a bad Like I can't think of a
worse look like just anything I see one, I'm just like, ugh.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I would sooner drive an automobile version of a JD
Vance jiz cup. What a cyber truck.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
That would actually be tight?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, some people be like, all right, that's kind of weird,
but like the cyber truck. Immediately people like, nah, fuck
that boothing? What fuck is that? The guys in a
like a bucket of Elmer's glue.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
God, they don't look solid like they look kind of
I don't know, I've seen I've seen so many of
them with like fucked up panels and like missing like pieces.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, I'm just like that. The thing just looks like
it's like ready begging to fall apart.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
There's just I just don't there's just something about those
cars that's real, real scared, Like I just kneel. Like
you see so many videos to where like the autopilot
like starts doing its own thing, like man, no, no, no, no, no,
this is where we've peaked. I think we've gone too
far with auto automotive technology to the moon guy.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah yeah right, just like the president just needs to
give everybody a cool science project.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
That's hard. So we can just focus on that and
stop trying.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, like a lot of truck people covet the like
Toyota High looks as sort of like one of the
most indestructible trucks, like just put through absolute hell, Like
there's just no amount of abuse like that. It can't withstand.
And I'd really be curious to see like a side
by side of how people use those cars, because I've
seen videos of people just slamming the cyber truck door
and like, h broke it because I slammed the door
(43:46):
like an angry teenager would. Yeah, like truly and like
the interior paneling gets caught on the doorframe, but just
pivot off the back of the cybertruck failures. Forbes, it
did a little bit of quick mass back of the
Napkin addition here just to kind of give us an
idea of just how bad the Twitter advertiser exodus has been.
(44:07):
Since all the advertisers had to go fuck yourselves to
leave Twitter, I said X booked one hundred and fourteen
million dollars worth of revenue in the US, its largest
market by far. This represented a twenty five percent drop
over the preceding three months and a fifty three percent
drop over the year ago period. That already sounds bad,
(44:30):
but it gets worse. The last publicly available figures prior
to Musk's acquisition from Q two of twenty twenty two
had revenue at six hundred and sixty one million dollars.
After you tr inslation, revenue has actually collapsed by eighty
four percent in today's dollars. Ooh, that's a lot. Yeah,
that's not good. Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That would be seen as like a disastrous fireable offense
if any if you.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Were publicly traded. Yeah. Yeah, but it ain't. So so
we're good. I think. Yeah, I think a lot of
the ire is coming from Tesla stockholders. But hey, here
they are doing great. They Hey, they went and fucked themselves.
So now what you got? Yeah, well he actually has
He actually has those advertisers right where.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
He wants them. So yeah, they just don't know it yet.
I want to give a quick rip to Phil Donahue.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Who pass away at the age of eighty eight. His
talk show basically set the template for daytime talk shows.
He actually started locally in Dayton, Ohio, to Dayton with
two cameras and they could only afford to fly in
two guests a week, and so he basically had to
(45:51):
start finding crazy stories and like issues to debate and
so like he his show filmed an abortion on camera,
which outraged the right because they were like this makes
it look easy and like not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
But one thing I didn't realize he was in two
thousand and three, he was fired from MSNBC purely because
he opposed the invasion of Iraq. That like, internal memos
eventually showed that they were just like nah, fuck.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
That, okay you you didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
He also had like on air, yeah I think so, yeah,
he was saying he opposed it on air, and he
his explanation, they were terrified of the anti war voice.
And that is not an overstatement. Anti war voices were
not popular and if your general electric, you certainly don't
want an anti war voice on a cable channel that
(46:52):
you own. Donald Rumsfeld is your biggest customer. So wow,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
That's uh yeah wow. I actually wasn't NBC really great,
uh really great track record?
Speaker 7 (47:05):
When people have anything that goes against like American imperialism,
like oh, Phil Donahue ship cannon, like can this motherfucker.
The Muslim anchors that we have who are outraged by
what's happening in Gaza.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Why don't we just why don't we suspend them for
talking too spicy on her? I mean, like that's why
Meddie Hassan left, like he was getting demoted and he's like, no, fuck,
I'm out of here. Yeah anyway, cool, cool, all right,
all right, Phil Donahue, little little tidbit I did not
know about, so.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
R I P.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Also shout out to Hawktua Girl for throwing out the
first pitch I have.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
This is the third.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
You know, we talked about her mishearing the New York
Oh yeah, Concrete.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Jungle Dream to mydo. Yeah yeah, is that what Bill
Maher's podcast ship? Right? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I know.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Well, it's like, I mean, she's just like everywhere for
a little while. And another place that she was was
throwing out the first pitch at the Mets game last week,
and the pitch went fine, but there was a massive
backlash from like conservative baseball fans who thought her pitch
(48:21):
tarnished a sport that is basically eighty percent guys scratching
their balls and spitting tobacco juice on the ground, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Scratching your balls in new ways you've never seen.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, I mean and spitting, which is like her whole thing.
So I don't know why, yeah, what their problem is.
I guess people were like, it's camp day, so like
presumably every camp counselor had to have an awkward conversation
about what Hawktua means.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
But like, it's very easy.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I had this conversation because it came up, like because
it's all I talk about in front of my kids,
and they were like.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
Video, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
The sound that someone makes when they spit, Like you don't, Yeah,
you need to say that they're spitting on a dick.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
So on the day that the ballpark is being just
a bunch of kids are descending on the city or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
can't day they get the fuck to a low job
joke like.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
She is in she she's had had to be on
like five shows the next day. So when you can
get the howk to a girl, you have her come
throughout the first pitch. You know, her availability is is
kind of crazy these days. But uh, you know, we
we talked before about the Grimace streak that grimouce the
(49:50):
first pitch at a Mets game last season, and somehow
the Mets like took off after that and you know,
had an amazing, miraculous victory that game and like won
a bunch of games in a row. Baseball is a
very stupid sport where like that sort of thing can happen,
like where like just a weird Yeah, there's just like
(50:14):
they're the most superstitious and like the superstitious stuff actually
like has an effect because it is just very mental
and like a very weird sport. And so yeah, Grimace,
it took off, howk to a girls pitch that game
the Mets blue a five run lead to the A's
(50:35):
and a lot of people are claiming that she has
cursed the team some kind of reverse grimace.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
If you will, I will, which.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
By the way, that would have been if they if
I had been interviewed and they asked me for my
sexual maneuver that drives them wild, I would have told
them about the reverse grimace, which is my sexual maneuver
that I won't be describing.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, trying to even describe a reverse grimace. I don't
even know what it is, I think, but that is
there is something powerful to that. I wonder where her
career would be if she said, oh, yeah, my move
reverse grimace, reverse grimace, and then people have been like, oyo,
is it leave something to the theater of the mind.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah. Anyways, well, we'll continue to have at least one
update a day on what's going on with the Hawk
to a girl as she continues her rise to the presidency.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Eventually, yes, she's.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Speaking at the DNC. I think right after Hillary, or
she's introducing Hillary.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
That would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
All right, those are some of the things that are
trending on this Monday morning. We are back tomorrow with
a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
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