November 20, 2024 • 58 mins
In episode 1779, Jack and Miles are joined by writer, comedian, bestselling author of Raw Dog, and host of 16th Minute of Fame, Jamie Loftus, to discuss… Please Continue Ignoring MSNBC And Their Ilk, Coca-Cola Is Ruining Christmas Early Thanks To AI Ad and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wait, there's just like pants in the background.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hold, and I need to get the pants off the ground.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Where Eagle viewers just casual like this, it's like scram
There's like one block in my house that's kind of clean,
and then I just ship everywhere outside just empty piz I.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
A whole pile of clothes up, just one grab.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I literally I've been doing I need to get better
about it. I literally have been doing things where I
like come home from shows at night and I just
step out of my pants and like walk into bed.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That's what this. Yeah, that's what the side. That's what
my bedroom looks like. Yeah, it's like with the socks.
The socks come off with the pants, like like one
whole thing where I'm like, the pants are coming off,
and I get this, I have soft in my pant legs.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
In the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
My story the next day, You're like, how do you
do that?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Are you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Are your pants tucked into your socks? How do you know?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
As I'm as I'm pulling my waistband down, the thumb
that's in the waistband catches, got it? Yeah, and then
it all comes right off.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who damn should be give them lessons. Yeah, I should
how to be a fucking fucking cool dog.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
This is how you act like a fucking baby in
a forty year old man body.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, sixty five,
Episode three of Dirt Eilly's Guys, a production of My
Heart Radio. We made it a full year of seasons. Yeah,
everybody said we couldn't, Miles, I know they all fucking said.
And now look who's laughing. This is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. We
(02:00):
now have a YouTube channel. This very episode can be
viewed on YouTube at Daily Zeitgeist Pod. On YouTube, you
can see what I look like saying this right now,
pretty good? Right now, You're gonna want to it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You're gonna want gonna want to.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
See You're gonna want to see what the rooms look like.
You're gonna want to zoom in and make some observations.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You're like, why is he reading It's Wednesday, November twentieth,
twenty twenty four. That seems too far along. I feel
like I have lost some days. You mean, no already, Well, yeah,
you know, I've been in a fugue state. It turns
out it's only been two weeks since the Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(02:52):
don't worry about it anyway. Yes, jameis like spoilers.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Appropriately it's National Absurdity Day whatever that means, National Peanut
butter Fudge Day, National Child's Day, National Education Support Professionals Day,
and yeah there it is November twentieth.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You've got National Support Education Professionals or Support Education Professional
Professionals professionals. You are support educators up to you? Oh
you totally up to you.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I mean either way, educators all they get like on
teacher Appreciation Day, my mom's entire staff, which is ninety people,
got two dozen donuts to share.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So yeah, fight for it, okay, the of the teacher
lounge and then slam the door.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh my god, taking a plastic knife to dunkin Donuts
it's just like it was abysmal.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, and you have to cut them into fourths.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Brutal.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Here in Elon Musk's austerity measures, they're actually going to
take the teacher appreciation days back from the teachers. They
think they have too many appreciation.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Days Elon's government. The teacher thanks.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You, that's right, thank you so much, sir for this job,
they say to the second grader as they walk into class.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You know what else is? You know what else today is?
It's Joe Biden's birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Thank you, Thank you King for making for being a
transitional president so much for forming a bridge with your
body that we could walk over into the glorious future
that bridge. Not rickety at all.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Nailed it, sir, sir, you nailed it up the landing King.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Uh, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Kevin Bacon. Got
a bottle, says he's talking about a ship the mean
and has a second one. Oh no, it's about sex.
You put the bottle in the highball glass. You simulating
fucking put the bottle in the highball glass. You simulate
in sex, put the bottle in the hobball glas as
(05:00):
you simulate and fucking put the bottle in the highball
glass and take the kids away. They say, Dot, what's
Kevin Bacon talking about? That's it? Still that Apollo thirteen
aka courtesy of Panoramic.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
View on the disc ord.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, Apollo thirteen opens with Kevin Bacon bottle fucking a
highball glass. Awesome, Yeah, with a very horny narration to
accompany it. Have you guys done? Apollow thirteen on bechdo
No we haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
He does? Yeah, and his character type poonhound and yeah,
this guy likes the ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm the guy that fucks on.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah. I feel like Kevin Bacon is a little bit
obsessed with his dick. It wasn't that a thing in
Hollow Man. They spent a lot of CGI money, Like
when CGI costs so much money to make him a
dick that a better dick? Yeah, make my the man.
(06:11):
I wish I was.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Anyways, that there's an article says that time filmmaker scanned
every inch of Kevin Bacon's penis. Yeah is a headline
I saw. Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Anyways, his his dick obsession translates over to Apollo thirteen.
The very first scene, like one of the first things
we see anybody seat say is simulated sex. Anyways, I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by the way co
host me mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
It's Miles Gray, aka. I would eat a whole pie.
I would drink up your wine. But you can go
to hell. Lift your Turkey's not Brian, I will spin
it right out, kick your mom in the mouth. It
comes out, try disgusting. One and nice intend not like
a dessert coming fuck around. You will soon be finding out.
Don't mess up mysabang food. Yeah, shout out too on salad.
(07:05):
That was obviously a reference. When Marcelo was on, we
were talking about the Salvadorian turkey dish that is apparently
the most goaded way of making turkey. Shout out to
the people who shared the recipe with me, because that
does look very tender juicy the whole way through, because
you're just constantly putting liquids on top the whole time.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Anyway, do it once halfway through? Am My turkey tastes
like shit? So yeah, youabe a constant recycling of the
juices would be a better idea. Perhaps Miles were thrilled,
blessed to be joined once again in Air thirty seat
by one of the very faces on Mount Zeittmore an
(07:46):
Emmy nominated writer, artist, comedian behind many of the best
podcasts ever made, like The Act Cast, Ghost Church, The
Bechdel Cast, the Wonderful New podcast Sixteenth Minute of Fame,
which has covered subjects like William Hunk and Moo Dang.
She's the New York Times best selling author of Raw Dog.
It's Jamie loved.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay the battie from Broxton.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, ye, little.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Poopy, Little Poopy, Little Poopy, id throned little Poopy.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, I forgot about.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't know what he's gotta be like big poopy
at this point right like he was. I think he's
adult poopy. He needs to make some sort of like
bow wow transition.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Let's see where a little poopy is at.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You know, we just we're not talking about little Poopy
in Brockton like we used to be.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
He's twenty one now.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh he's smoking blunts.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
See smoking blunts on his ag.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
No, little Poopy, you're too Oh look a little poopy.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Right now, little poopy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wow, he still looks so young.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He look that he must have been sitting on that thing.
It looks like a tech for that little poopy.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Honestly, it looks like one like an anti smoking commercial.
Like were they like that part of the thing and
they're like.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, his last post was from twenty two.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Wait from twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Wait, so how old?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh what happened to a little Let's not.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Let's not look too dark deeply into this.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
This is why we can have journalists on like Jamie, who'spect.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, now I need to figure out where he went.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I hope that we don't want to spoil a future
episode of sixteenth Minute.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, I would travel to I would visit my mom
to interview a little poopy.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Jamie. How have you been, I've been good.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I've been good. Yeah, I know it has it's been.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
More than usual.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, it's been good.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, it's been too long.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's been it's been a year.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
It's been Do you want to answer to this question?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Or was you?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was a formality and I recognize that. Let's just
say I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Let's go with that.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Great to have you.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I don't want to hear anything else.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Great to be back.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
at the moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners a
couple of things. We're talking about. We are getting a
view of what the mainstream media is gonna look like
in the second Trump administration via MSNBC Cowardice Scarborough and
the BRAZILSK. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about
Coca Cola doing a new AI version of their famous
(10:34):
Holidays are Coming ads, which I didn't know we're famous.
I was actually not that familiar with this as you
don't remember that, Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh my god, I remember that there used to be
a Santa pexicicum.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And then I just remember they I just they always did,
always Coca cola. But with the more Christmas, you know
that the bells in the back.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But yeah, maybe i'd like seen it, but I hadn't.
Really like, there's some heard stuff in the original ad,
and then the AI version just kind of underlines it's
it's a mess. Yeah, all of that plenty more. But first, Jamie,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, this is uh this I said neopets earlier, and
it's because it's top of mind. I'm back on That's
where I'm actually at. I'm back on neopets. So I
googled neopets turmaculous hours.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I can tell you what that means, and.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You like, but yeah, I mean there might be some
listeners who don't expansion or something.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's it's the twenty fifth anniversary of neopets. It hit my,
It hit my, you know, my feeds like a plane
because they know they know what I like, so thank you.
And so I started an account like two weeks ago
to celebrate the twenty fifth anniversary. And it is weird,
(11:59):
like how Muscle Marie e because I was so I mean,
I learned capitalism from neopets, and I don't know if
I felt good about that, but like I have in
neopes as a twelve year old, I had like a
bank account, I had a mortgage. I had kids to feed,
like there was a lot to do. I had to
groom them or they got dirty, like it was a
whole thing. And what you can do is you can
(12:22):
get your neopets pet pets. So now they have their
own pet. And if you go to the Tremaculous, which
is this gigantic dinosaur like creature, sometimes if you go
to the Turmaculus at certain hours of the day, he
will give you a fancy vegetable. Oh and I was
(12:44):
trying to figure out. You just feed it to your
neopet and it says thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's all that happens.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I wait for one random hour every day. Yes, yeah,
you'll just go. So do you like get notifications? Somebody're like, oh,
he's awake. He's awake.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The community is hurting. I really don't think anyone. Yeah. See,
I just tried to wake him up and snort. The
tremaculus did not wake. Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You hate to see it. You hate to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
So I was just trying to figure out, you know,
I would like one of the fancy vegetables to feed
to my sons.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah. Yeah, and do you know how long it takes
to get to Merydale, Marydale or wherever the Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Thank you for using the right terminologist to my world.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay, he's a as a giant turmac pet pet. Okay, cool,
cool cool.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I brought my robot pet pet to the tremaculus to
see if you'd give me a vegetable and he said no.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So that's but some day.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So yeah, you answer your question, Jack, how have things
been not great?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, they've certainly been better awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So it's like an open world. Are you interacting with
other people wandering around in there? I actually don't know
about neopets.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I liked neopets because it didn't I feel like the
alternative to neopets was Club Penguin, and Club Penguin you
would interact with other people, and it was mostly like
little boys saying slurs and stuff. So there's like a
PlayStation Live or whatever, neopets. You can really just kind
of do your own thing, got it? And I celebrate that.
(14:20):
The games are awesome. They still have all the old games.
And yeah, and I've been gambling. I've been auctioning things off.
I've got another house in Fairyland. It's a nice house.
Yeah no, that's the most expensive house jack. So it's
actually kind of a big deal.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah no, that's great real estate if you can get it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's really hard, really really competitive field, which is why
I only have one chair to put in it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
So far. I've been gambling. I've been auctioning stuff off.
Just just cut that. Let's use that as how. I've
been auctioning stuff off. Try what is what something you
thinks underrated?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Underrated? This the only AI thing I have ever enjoyed.
I encountered recently. So this is also I feel like
everything would say is like, well, she, she could be
doing better. I was googling why why are my cat's friends?
I was like, why do my cats love each other
so much? So I looked up Russian Blue. I think
what it's like a Bombay cat friends. And there is
(15:27):
an AI generated video that is it makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I watch it all the time. It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's just a robot voice explaining the temperament of my
gray cat, and it sounds like a gray cat rode it.
It's like the beautiful gray cat runs around the house
with the grace of a Russian ballerina. There's the gray
and first, when they're talking about the black cat, they're like,
(15:53):
the black cat is friendly, the gray cat the grace
of a Russian ballerina.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Not the Russian blue is a well humored cat.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I have the whole thing. Ever, the Russian blue is
a is a is a good humored cat. But be
sure to leave with him, not at him.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yes, yeah, that is like it was written by an
insecure gray cat. Yeah, like this is not gray, this
is blue. First.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
There's even a video that says, how to become friends
with a Russian blue cat?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
You can't people take it very chooses you.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's just such a tortured Google search, like how to
become friends with this cat?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is he's also he's fully a gray cat. There's no
denying he is a great cat. But the video says
to the uninformed.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
He may look gray. However, however he's.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Actually was gray stupid is actually blue with silver tips,
which again just absolutely not true.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
He's great going to say, like, isn't there something scientific
like about blue, not like occurring as like a fur
or something or.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
To the uninformed, be true, Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
There's just like some weird pockets of like propaganda like
you see this in sports obviously all the time, where
like you just happen on like a Yankees forum and
it's just like they have a different version of reality.
They're like, actually, this guy is cool. He doesn't look
like a cop. That must have works for him. And
(17:24):
our team should have won the World Series. We're actually
happy we lost. But yeah, like just some time.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We learned and we'll only get stronger.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's actually the best thing that's ever happened to us.
But just one breed of cat. They're like, yeah, black
cats are nice anyways, this one though, do not laugh
at this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
The o ye laughing with him not at him really
gets me every time. If AI could be regulated to
that kind of video and then like AI plankton karaoke covers,
it would be totally the The AI plankton I just
can cover really got me through you like ten drunk cigarettes?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Did you hear that one? No, it's a song that's
supposedly AI. I think it's too funny to be AI.
But it just talks about like it's kind of like
girl bossy. But then it's like, you know, here's what
girls like instead of men, and here I'll find there
the course.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh wow, you just had it so ready. Girls don't
eat men, Lenny, don't meet ken.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Okay, us girls are doing fine on our own, so
leave us alone getting girls rich.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yes, that's a part of my plan.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, and I.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Can mainten things those girls need before we ever need
a man.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
One new bases from the bar for more lines to come.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't believe this is AI. So funny and ten
drunk cigarette.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's too good, right curly girls references?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, all right, ten drunk cigarette.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So much cocaine more? Oh my god, I don't believe
it's a I think it's probably one of those things.
I don't. I don't. I also don't understand like that
happened with that. I think it was a George Carlin
routine where someone's like we Ai did George Carlin, and
then it's like, actually, we're comedy writers. You do that.
(19:32):
You're just convincing media executives that you don't ever need
to exist in the media ecosystem ever again. But what
a bit?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
What a bit?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
What a bit? What Jamie? What is something that you
think is overrated? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So my mom is retiring in a couple of weeks
and I was just looking for ideas. It's really hard
to know what to get someone when they're retired. I
tried to like get her like a SPA package, which
she's like, I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So I was like, okay, what is the chotchkey situation?
And it is bleak.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It is really brutal.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
It's either like if every I.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Looked at it, because I was like, Amazon is where
you get the most cursed results, right, So I'm like,
I'm just like, what does the spread even look like?
If I go to the Hallmark store, what's even going
to be there? Only two messages, Only two messages. One
is very simple, wholesome. Never underestimate the difference you made
and the lives you touched. Twenty twenty four, Happy retirement. Okay, fine,
(20:30):
not inspired but the rest are real, like, uh, here's
a jar candle that says, smells like it's not your
problem anymore hashtag happy retirement.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You're like, what the fuck is that? What do you call?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
And it's always it's in like wine, mom, fond? What
do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Retired?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
More like it is fucking bleak.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It really is very late capitalism where it's like it's
talking to you like you've died because you're no longer
making money. Quitter, I mean happy retirement. Congratulations on escaping
on Etsy that says fucking quitter in but then it says,
I mean happy retirement.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It just is like gifts you can give someone to
indicate your rage at they like it's so I can't
imagine like taking that home and being like, okay, time
to light up my smells like it's not my problem anymore,
soy candle.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Like it's just yeah, yeah, it feels like the next
escalation is like there's fucking blood on your hands.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Anyway, happy retirement. There's one here that it says, we
can't believe you are leaving the place will be dead
without you. To us, you are irreplaceable. But you are
dead to us is in like big letters, so that's
all you can read.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's so this is so messy.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's so aggressive.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And then the other things, like I like even the
more encouraging retirement gives are like indicating that like life
after having a job will be very bleak. Like there's
this like AI generated blanket I'm looking at it says
like retirement rules, no clocks, wake up, smiling, naps, family
and friends, travel, grateful for the day, read a book,
(22:24):
make memory.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
You're like, alo, god that your helper is giving you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, yeah, I'm sixty four.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Like she's gotten right, She's gonna be fine because like
so much of the American working ethos is just to
be like you die now so you can maybe relax later,
whereas like other countries, you know, like like in Europe
and stuff, they take vacation more seriously, like you got
to kind of be able to live now too, like
don't save that for the end.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
So all these things just sort of like reinforce. It's like, well,
now that you're done, you can have some coffee and
lay down and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Congratulations, I want no clocks, wake up, smiling, taken for
a walk, read memory.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Clocks, wake up smiling, grateful for the day, make memories.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Oh my god, you're right. I should get around to
doing that, because I didn't do that for many years.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Just a really aggressive area of the gift space.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
There's multiple versions on Amazon of like things written on
the bottom of feet, like socks with like the bottom
of feet the queen has retired. Don't ask me, I'm retired.
It's just like goodbye tension, hello pension. But the only
time you ever see the bottom of feet is in
(23:47):
these pictures of retirement socks and like dead bodies on
movie posters.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah, like or Tarantino movie.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I also like, I don't think I would ever want
to like wear a shirt or have like home decord
that like indo hated my working status.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Like that's actually weird.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's really weird. I looked at retirement minions. That might
be more, that might be more rough.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Rally, that's good, Yeah, technic millions.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Huge on millions.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
You were ahead of me on the millions, and but
it has fully.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I was like, did you finally get there?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Welcome?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm sorry that they came in. I'm sorry they came
in At Despicable me for it's just like one of
the weaker installments. But I was there at midnight when
it came out.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It wasn't that good, but it had its moments, like
the Minions with Superpowers.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Really but.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
A little bit it could have been better.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I just feel like, why would you give grew a baby?
He has two hundred babies there. Yeah, yeah, no more
babies for great.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
They just took Jack Jack from the Incredibles. They did him.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
In that totally did and I you know, fucked that kid.
More millions more.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Minions characters called Jack Jack Instagram and yeah, I remember
an incredible Jesus Christ. I just remember. Yeah, when I
went to Disneyland last year, there was like Jack Jack's
cookie numb Numbs and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I have like a brain injury, Like what is this?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
They just want you to have to say that out
loud to another adult, right, you go to Jack Jack's
Cookie numb Numbs and you're like, now you know the
secret why?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Now you know the secret of why. During ad breaks,
I say, Miles, give me a second for Jack Jack's
cookie numb numbs and take a little have a little snack.
Jack Jack's cookie um numbers. All right, that's depressing.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back,
and we're bad.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Let's just do this instead of talk about the mainstream
media capitulated too fascis. Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Look, we got to keep our eyes and ears open
and out for this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Just what if let me just put this smells like
your problem, smells like someone else's fun. Where's that pension cut?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I hope it's not tied to the stock market, just
so you know, that might that might come back to
you to haunt you.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
But pension numb numbs are going up.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Okay, good, good, Your penny numb numbs are going up up.
But so anyway, like in the aftermath of the election,
obviously we talked about MSNBC just saw their ratings fall
harder than I would for a snowman that just came
to life with a six pack brain hot, Oh yeahs.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Two things Miles is helpless against.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah exactly, baby brain. Yeah, but he his numb numbs.
I think most of it, though, I obviously it was
probably due to the fact that people just wanted to
like avoid the reality of what happened on election day.
But there's also like just the case of like you know,
MSNBC just like sucks, and I just want to point
out a huge l the network just dealt itself in
(27:14):
the form of Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough and Miker Brazinski.
We touched on it in the episode with Magpie yesterday,
but you know, they made a trip tomorrow Lago kiss
the Ring exactly and they like, you know, it's clear
that there's a there's a clip on Twitter that I
think ken Clip has seen posted that sure shortage shows
(27:37):
sort of shows how like the energy went from like
this guy's a fascist to then suddenly like this solemn
like well, you know, we've been doing a lot of thinking.
This is just kind of a sort of before and
after comparison of like what was they were saying on
their show.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Joe A lot to talk about in a jam packed
of scary stuff speech by former President Trump.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You've always had.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
This fascist talk coming from him, and now we're going
we're just going full on Hitler and talking about one election.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Joe and I went to mar A Lago to meet
personally with President Trump deal with It was the first
time we have seen him in seven years and for
those asking why speak to the president elect during such
fraught times, especially between US, I guess I would ask back,
(28:32):
why wouldn't we? Five years of political warfare has especially
just gone Washington and the country. Joe and I realized
it's time to do something different, and that starts with
not only talking about Donald Trump, but also talking with him.
What we did agree on was to restart communications.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Okay, that's that's the gist of it.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It goes on the division that is the problem. We
heard fascism. It's the division from the fascist and with
and with that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Bob, it just pisses me off hearing that coming out
out of a blond Bob. I'm like, okay, you were,
You're like two thirds of the way to Fox.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Anyways, with that, unbelieve this. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I feel like the way that I can tell where
MSNBC is standing with with the lips is when the
last time I was home, my mom's MSNBC mom mug
back of the cabinet.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh wow, yeah, it was jover for her already.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh, no time with Joe Scarborough or Joe Biden. Because
if there's two versions of being.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Why not both of them?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Both of them?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, the tone of that whole thing was so weird,
Like the room tone is deafening. There's like a weird
like buzz. They like they just seem I don't know.
They both look like they just took a handful of
Mike will and are like trying to keep their eyes open,
and and they're reading like they're mispronouncing words like they're
reading a p S A cold for the first time.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You know, it does I feel like, yeah, that some
men in black shit happened to them at mar A
Lago and now they're like allies to the president, right, yeah, totally.
Really they're just spiritually weak.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I think. Yeah. But also the reporting around it seems
to be that like they are very worried about what
will happen to them, And that's the whole reason for it.
It's purely out of self preservation. They're like, let's just
you know, be fine, let's reopen communications. I just also
want to just show this quickly that like obviously everyone's
(30:33):
reaction was like what the fuck are they doing? Like
why would they do this?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Like why are they everyone?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I know? So then the very next episode, because first
of all, once they posted that they like block like
they prohibited like any comments or being posted on anything
they were posting because they just didn't want to hear
any feedback from that clip. Then the next day on Tuesday,
they're like, can we just like talk about how much
(31:00):
like a non l that whole thing was. This is
them the next day explaining why it's totally okay what
they had done the previous broadcast.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
And yesterday I saw for the first time what a
massive disconnector was between social media.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
And the real world.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's the why the O God look at them. Yeah,
like I know, I think she's just I think it
just feels so weak from everything.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
She's like, they need to just together for warmth.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yeah, because we were flooded with phone calls from people
all day literally around the world, very positive, very supportives,
going to understand what you do, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
But once in a while I would get a tax
stra a call.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Ference and go, oh, man, I hope you're doing okay.
And I call him back and I go, well, Eddie, Gladys,
what we go Eddie?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Are you on Twitter? And he goes, I am, I'm
not so, I'm not so no els taken, and they
just keep going on about it. It's like, yeah, you know,
like it just seems I mean, when talking to other
millionaires who are in the real world as well, everything
is okay.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, Twitter is not the real world. Phone calls from
rich and powerful people who have my phone number are
the real.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
That's like, that's the crazy making thing where I feel
like this is like a trend across mainstream media, like
whether we're talking like Centrist or just like full Psycho,
where it's like the Internet is a real and influential
space when it behooves the narrative and when it.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Doesn't behoove the narrative. Twitter isn't real life.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Shut the fuck up. It's but also podcast won the election.
You're like, which is it?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Which is it?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
How do we actually feel about the influence of that space?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Right? Is it brat Summer or because I thought it
was brat Summer too, And we there's a lot of
writers about coconut Twitter and all that that.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Wasn't the real world. That wasn't the real world world.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
But like this all comes as like, you know, people
like Nancy Pelosi and Hakeem Jeffries, who might, by the way,
just kept his spot as like minority leader in the House,
Thank god, brave leadership for the Democrats. They're making comments
about like finding common ground with Trump, and obviously there's
two ways to look at this, the first being they
are being strategic and not wanting to be antagonistic out
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the gate, so they maybe have some room to maneuver,
or they are totally just out here trying to normalize
this administration to save their own asses. Either way, it's
not sending the right message to Americans, which is that
this administration is truly going to be like nothing we
have ever witnessed in our brief history as a nation.
(33:37):
And you know, along with that, I get the you know,
maybe being strategic saying like maybe we can find common ground,
but there's not a I don't I can't think of
a single moment where Donald Trump is like I listened
to the Democrats and they actually had a good point,
and I felt like we needed to come to a
place of a well, like he was always like knock down,
drag out fights with Democrats and maybe because enough like
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Republicans or like this thing isn't gonna pass or whatever,
they would they would take their their their foot off
the gas. But this entire time when Trump's been out
of office, There's there's been no semblance of him trying
to find common ground of Democrats, So it's like, what
is this for.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I don't I mean, I feel like this has been
a like consistent thing from Democrats at the highest level
since Trump won a reelection, starting with like, I was
really frustrated by Kamala's concession speech, being like everything's gonna
be okay, and you're like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
And like you ran on the correct you know, idea not.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Going back and a threat and you're like it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You're like, it's actually gonna be Just don't worry you guys,
it's actually gonna be totally fine. And it's just like
it's so condescending, it's so frustrating, and it's just like,
I don't know, self preservational and and cowardly to do,
especially because I don't I mean, I don't know I
would be if it is a strategy.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Did this?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Did that strategy not just failed demo crowds massively trying
to capitulate to Republicans Like it didn't work?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Why do you keep trying to make it work?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like it's insane that that was happening less than three
weeks ago, and they're like, all right, let's one last shot,
but this time to a fascist government.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
And you're like, right, please, I like.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
You don't don't cook me up really.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Anyway, So here we are, and they will I guess
they need another bite of the poison apple to make
sure it's poison again.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
What possible benefit, like strategically, what having worked with him
or like around him for a long time, now, what
possible benefit are they even telling themselves at this point
that it's I think working with him.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Is going flies with honey approach.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, but they know that that's not true at that
point with training. Clearly they don't know that.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
They're doing like no, that's only logic.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
But I think it's the I think it's just they
recognize that it's a transactional Uh, he's purely transactional, and
you need to kiss his ass in order to like
not be attacked, and that's being attacked is scary to them,
and so they're just doing, like Jamie said, like the
most cowardly thing in the name, like Joe Biden saying
(36:19):
like turn down the temperature like after after the election
is oh okay, Like yeah, how wouldn't this be the
time to know people being like, Okay, Biden, here's what
we do, game plan the next three months. You need
to like start passing the most radical legislator. And he's
just like what, no, No, this is where I turned
(36:40):
down the temperature.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Like how is Liz Cheney not turning down the temperature
on doing anything? I just it just drives me up
a walt, Like I just I don't know, I don't
know if it's it must be a kink or something.
They're like, we'll just like gamble with vulnerable American lives
to get off on this like weird phantom thread thing
they have going with Trump.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Like it's just so fucked I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think this is what we're
going to see, like the ruling classes the now more
than ever corporations will abandon their morals on this, just
like they did Gaza, like they rooted out dissent on that.
Like this is just being expanded and it's Yeah, I'm
not holding out any hope for any of the like
(37:32):
center left democratic institutions to do shit this time around.
I think it really is going to have to come
from the bottom up. It's going to be very bleak
if you pay attention to the mainstream media because it's
just going to be a capitulation and talking about like
how crazy or like unrealistic the demands of everybody else is,
(37:56):
but we we just need to push for it.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Oh you're going to see I'm sure you'll see some
like weird mass deportation apologia come out. That's like, but
these people were criminals with fighting, Like whatever, you're gonna
it's just I'm it's.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
There was a New York Towns headline, uh yesterday I
think or two days ago that was like there's a
mass like young school age children unhoused crisis in New
York due to rampant immigration. Like they're getting on board
with the talking points in their headlines.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's absurd, I mean, And yeah, I feel like using
Gaza as a as a yardstick for how they're going
to handle it is probably true where I mean the
whole the whole last year plus like every almost every
Democrat I've heard talk about Gaza's like, oh this is
so horrible, I wonder what could happen to stop it?
Where you know, just acting like they have no power
(38:54):
and like who could you know whatever, Tim Robinson and
the fucking hot Dogs do it like we're all.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Trying to figure out how we can do this. It's
like you are in power.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Obviously you're not going to do anything, and now there's
not Now it's like there's no.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
You know, but if I did something, I wouldn't be
in power anymore so' And that's scary to me.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
As you're like walking into the woods mumbling like.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I do want to get your opinion on this. If
he had walked, indeed walked into this rainforest just like
straight through, do you think an animal would have eaten him?
I feel like he probably doesn't even register his food
to animals.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I feel like he would have for some reason, like
walked in an exactly straight line for like fifty miles
and then collapsed, and that.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Would have just spent that's right, that pile of dust.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
I could also see like a bunch of bugs covering him,
and he just becomes like a big blob of bugs
that walks around just covered in bugs. Like you don't
even see the form of Joe, like a reverse.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
From Men in Black. Yeah, yeah, inside.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Use that they use his like skeletal structure to create
a new organism, which is just like.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
He's reached his final form.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Biden, talk about a bug bite. I got a bug here,
won't they. We'll leave my dogs.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Alone in the backyard, driving a wild every night.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
All right, Biden's back in the yard.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Let's take a quick break, quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
We're back.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
We're back. Yep. Hell yeah, let's go up. All right. Uh,
let's talk about the holidays are coming. Coca Cola commercial
started in the nineties featuring a truly intimidating number of
trucks pulling into a town in the original with like
(41:05):
Christmas lights on the trucks and then everything they pass
turn into Christmas lights.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, holidays are coming. Just a quick refresher, quick refresher.
Yeah you can hear that little.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Oh those are real trucks come in.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I love this ship.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Fruit toast, coin syruce toast corn syrup, frue toast corn zyrup.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
That's so many trucks.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
That is this line of trucks is kind.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Of just too many trucks. It is a full on
convoy cook.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
We're here to bring put everyone in this town in
a diabetic shock.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
This is a show of strength.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I loved that.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Sh I love what they would.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, you get the little truck and then do you
remember the.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Polar Bears, the Coca Cola Polar Bears.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
There's the old SANTEI that old man's like what, there's
Chris Chris. Oh, that guy's legs turned on and he
just looked at the fucking extension cable and the plug.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
He's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
The magic of Christmas? You don't need electricity, But I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Kind of look up like yeah, he kind of does
look up like they'd finally come from like he's.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Been waiting for this day would come.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, post like truck caravan culture, this is actually far
more menacing.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Just goes to a shed in his back yard and
there's just weapons all over the wall.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, he kicks the door open.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
He's like the day has come.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, he pulls a fake book and then like it.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yes, Dexter's flat style panic room.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, it is a really well executed commercial there. They
even have like it reminded me of the Graceland, like
Lady Smith Black Mumbaso like vocal arrangements where it's like
this like you know, like but it's but then they're
like how days are coming.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
So it's like we're white. Yeah, it's Lady Smith white.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we have to So anyways, this
is what a classic bit of Christmas nostalgia from Coca Cola.
And they were like, what if we like fucking ruined that,
what if we I don't know, AI thish sh nick
AI in the mysk And it's uh, I don't know.
(43:45):
It's not as horrifying as some of the AI ship
that we've seen, but just the overall impression of it, Yeah,
it reminded me of the thing like, uh, Jurassic Park famously,
like all these CGI special effects and I assumed they
were all CGI, but then like when you look at
the actual making, it's like ten percent CGI and the
(44:08):
rest are practical, and the CGI just doesn't look as
shitty or right next to the practical, whereas this is
just all AI. And it's like after the eighth shot
where everything is like glistening and weird and looks like
it's like behind a glass in like some museum or
(44:29):
something like the like there's a future museum where they're observing.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Us well, and like also like the perspectives on stuff
isn't consistent. So it feels like when you're like taking
psychedelics and you're wondering if they're kicking in it, and
you're like, dude, I think the shit just wobbled a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, is how I feel. Look at AI people.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It makes me feel like when I'm on mushrooms and
I think someone's mad at me, Like You're just like,
why are they looking at me like that?
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Are you wearing purple foundation right now? No? What?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Never mind?
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Never mind? Yeah. So they did like three different AI
ads and this is so funny. Someone tweet It's like
the company I work for just creating an ad for
Coca Cola.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yes, the Coca Cola. We were asked to bring the classic.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Coca Cola holidays are coming ad back through the use
of a I check it out here.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
It was I'm glad to anticipate in my commercial. Wait,
Coca Cola, which which change? Which?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
We?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah? That one?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Wow, Chris, really cool?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Is this your cousin Marvin Barry?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Already the ratio the quote tweet ratio is looking pretty brutal.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Chris, just for the numbers. I don't feel good for
this poster, but here is the whatever we can tolerate
of this AI version. Yeah, okay, we got to the
winter scenes, the Arctic puffin.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, not the bear.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
The bear you see like the Everything's truck is breathing,
by the way, first of all, yeah, that's not where
the exhaust comes out of the front. Is that supposed
to be?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Like it's the The bear also changed shape when it
came out of the water.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's head shaped wobbled, yeah, and the nose like turned
into almost three nostrils. And then it was like like
the AI woke up. It's only two it's only two
nose holes. But yeah, it's like, I guess the logic
here is like you can see the truck's breath it's
so cold. Yeah, I think, okay, so this is so
(46:30):
the trucks are weird. The text on the trucks so weird.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Whoa, Yeah, the trucks are like different shapes and sizes.
And then there's this one shot where.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
What are these squirrels doing.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
That one can't blink? All right there right there, freezer
right there, the Coca Cola trucks are on an escalator.
Look at how they're like going down the hill. Do
you see how like they're but like ones down like
they're just going down on an escalator. It's so weird.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah, like the wheels, It's basically it looks like, yeah,
like the wheels are locked up during a snowstorm. It's
just like, fuck, we're just going where gravity's taking it.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, that one raccoons, So you want to you want
to keep going?
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Shall we keep going?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Have we seen the people yet? A different one?
Speaker 4 (47:19):
That's the different you see that we want to see
the people one? Yeah, the people one's real fucking bad too.
Here it is. This one is called just Christmas, Coca
Cola Christmas advert.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
This is really like, yeah, sending giving me chills.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Of Jemidy chills.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
This holidays so again, Oh Polar Bears.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
This one's written look at that look on our faith.
It's like like, are they twins too? Yeah? I doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, it's like, wait there are twins also, like I
don't I don't trust the look of the girl behind
the other.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
She's a gun. She got half of the characters and
AI are a gun.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Right, secretly, secretly are a gun.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
And she opens her mouth. The other.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
Wait, okay, giant and driving the truck.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Look at that thumb. Wow, he has like an infant's thumb.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
This is a hands.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
That's a baby hand. I'm sorry, Santo, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh, there's there's a spirit trapped in that man.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Boom. I like, did you see this thing? I think
there was the fine print right there it said like
this ad was fucking yeah created by real magic AI,
like in the lower corner. O, my god, I don't know.
It's it's also upsetting that we're having to look at
this and this is this what we're.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Doing talking about the integrity of AI of Coca Cola commercials.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, yeah, where's your integrity legacy company?
Speaker 10 (49:14):
There?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
That was genuinely upsetting to look at. I am curious.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
I like, it's already taken half of my jobs, but
I am like.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
It's so it still looks bad.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I wonder if it's just going to look bad forever,
because it does feel like there is a very like
human part of you that can it's just like the Uncanny.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Valley, yeah forever.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
And I'm like, I don't I don't have faith, and
I kind of hope that they can never exit that space, right,
that's the scariest thing of all.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
If they can get out of the Uncanny Valley.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
When you think about like where we started with the
Will Smiths spaghetti eating videos, you know, and where we're
at now, it's definitely on an upward trajector you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Still Yeah, it's true, and it's like, I'm sure that
half of our tax money will go into developing more
of it, which is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
You also think about too, like how many people breathlessly
share this ship like without realizing it, and you're like,
doesn't need to get I mean, it's already got a
ton of people just being like yeah, yeah, man, look
at Santa's baby hand. Man, I remember.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
That nostalgic nostalgia. Santa has a babyhand now sharing it.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
With the eyes emoji, the side eyes emoji. I feel
like the worst people I know are always sharing stuff
with me like that with the eyes emoji, Like check out,
this is a cool marketing opportunity.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Because you can just said that directly to me.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
I sometimes think that it's an elegant way to just
be without using words, be like you you see this,
That's how I mean.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
I like sending I like sending the single eyeball, but
it does make you seem like conspiratorial yeahadi.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Coda right right right, a single eyeball.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
They're like, yeah, have you seen the latest fucking Coca
Cola ad?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, matter of fact I have. And it's cool.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
There it is there, it is.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Oh well, Jamie Loftus, what a pleasure having you back
the Daily Zeigeist.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Always happy to be here.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah. Yeah, where can people find you? Follow you, hear
you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Uh, you can check out my new podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Well it's six months old now, but still new, still
new podcast. Yeah, sixteenth minute of fame. Maybe you've heard
Miles Gray's very voice on this very podcast playing the
part of Takio Kobayashi extremely well, I might add.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
I almost did my Ninja Warrior voice. I remember telling
you and Sophie when you're like you want to do
a voice, I'm like, I can. I used to do
really problematic Japanese accents for voice over on American Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
And so if he was like do that do that?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah? No, friend, part of me I fired up the
mic and I was like, nah, not for this class
for this classic today.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
This is a classy party.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah, that's the same way, like that old man in
the Coca Cola video thought about his suit of armor.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
I'm like, no I heard.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
I got a message yesterday saying that the current Nathan's
Hotdog Eating champion a guy named Patrick Bertoletti, longtime competitor.
He commented on that post and said he really enjoyed
the episode. Oh it's Nathan's Contest of Wrea from our
boy Patrick. Look and yeah, this week we released Just today,
(52:40):
we released an episode about the gorilla glue glue scandal
of twenty twenty one, Tessica Brown, and I have an
interview with her.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
She's very lovely, So check out the show.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's if you've, If you've, if you have a main character,
we've probably covered it or will.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
Yeah, and even if.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
You don't know the original meme, it's fascinating and engrossed singing.
You will learn to care about these people.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
You learn to care about Kirby wife guy, I swear.
Speaker 10 (53:07):
You and cook like maybe this guy should have his
own This guy wrote a song called Big Girl Banger.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Surely nothing wrong there? Anyways?
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Is there a work Amedia you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Last night I went to a reading from uh someone
had been a fan of for a long time. A
poet named Summerfara, and I saw her do a reading
last night as a part of this monthly series in
La Uh organized by the Writers Against the War on Gaza.
She did a reading from her poetry collection that came
out this year called I Could Die Today and Live Again,
(53:44):
which is poetry about her life.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
And Zelda the Game.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
So it's really funny, it's really good.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
I highly recommend it.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Hell Yah Miles, where can people find you? Is there
a work amedia you've been enjoying, Jamie? Did you say
where we can find you? Are you?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Did you say where you're on biscay?
Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'm I'm on sky, baby, I'm on the sky.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
I finally I used it once in twenty twenty three,
but I but I'm serious this time.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Oh guys, I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
I'm here to recent communications like morning Yeah, and it's
under it's the first social media platform where I've just
gotten to have my name.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
It's just Jamie Loftus.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Wow. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
And I'm still on Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar as well.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Hell Yah Miles, where can people find yous?
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Their working media?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
You've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (54:37):
You can find me on Blue Sky and the other
at based places, Miles of Gray, pretty much everywhere. Find
Jacket on the Basketball podcastle you know about the NBA
or some of my Lakers.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
What's up with the Sixers?
Speaker 4 (54:48):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Who knows what? This little boy?
Speaker 4 (54:51):
They're doing good? And also find me talking about ninety
four twenty day Fiance. Uh some media I like just
I've just been watching clips of uh Mike Tyson maybe
not punching that Paul guy, but really there's nothing. I've
pretty much averted my eyes away from Twitter, which has
actually been good. Uh, So shout out everything I see
(55:13):
on Blue Sky, which are things I'm following, and let's
see is that it?
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (55:19):
I was gonna say another video, but I'm gonna I'll
hold that for who I'm gonna hold. I'm gonna hold
that one for the next next episode. So so hold up,
hold up.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
You can find me on Blue Sky at jack Obi one.
It looks like Jacob one dotbsky dot Social fun.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
I gotta follow everyone on this, guys.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
This is thrilling.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
I love to connect.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Still on Twitter at jack Underscore Bryan, but I don't
really check it anymore. I'm just trying to transport. Use
the skybridge follower to follow all the people. So blue
skies I've been enjoying. I don't know, we need to
come up with a better, better version of that skeets
whatever I've been enjoying cass City at Heavenly Grandpa Bluesguy
(56:11):
dot social tweeted guy who invented ketchup. Yeah, so it's
basically a tomato paste with pre com god. Same person
also tweeted, no country for old men, but the weapon
is a T shirt cannon.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
I'm looking for the low and moss.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
I have such a sucker for pre com joke, just
just the the you know, extra thought to add the
preah and if you know, you know, and if you
don't know.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
You're in a good no, now you do know you
Amy ash at loll on Wigbsky dot Social tweeted, Yes,
cryptocurrency is horrible for the planet, but more importantly it
bores me. That's also kind of how you can find
us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We get a blue sky,
(57:02):
don't we for the daily there? We'll share much for
daily Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:09):
It just it's it's it's over there, it's over there.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
We're on blue Sky at Daily ze Guys on Twitter
at the Daily Iye Guys on Instagram. We have Facebook
fan page or website dailyesei Guys dot com where we
post our episode and our Footnope, the information that we
talked about, as well as a song that we think
you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you
think people might enjoy?
Speaker 4 (57:30):
Yes, there's this uh singer songwriter artist from West London
named Nila fair Yanya, and she's got a track called
Like I Say Out. It's really dope. It's kind of
like if you like Jose Gonzalez in that band Junip
that he put together. It kind of has that kind
of like cool sort of strummy thumpin' rump and tumpin
(57:51):
acoustic guitar with like a little bit of rhythm but
the but the but the guitar riff kind of reminds
me of like cherub rock by the Smashing Pumpkins. It's
just kind of It's just a dope track of really
dope artists. Check out the rest of our work. But anyway,
this is called Like I Say by Neilu fair Yanya.
Check it out. N I l U s e r
y A n y a all right, We will link.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Off to it in the foot note for Daily Zai
guys are the production of by Heart Radio. For more
podcasts for my heart Radio, visit Yeah Heart Radio app,
Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
That's gonna do it for us this morning. But we
are back this afternoon to tell you what is trending
and we will talk to you all then. Bye bye
Wait, there's just like pants in the background.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hold, and I need to get the pants off the ground.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Where Eagle viewers just casual like this, it's like scram
There's like one block in my house that's kind of clean,
and then I just ship everywhere outside just empty piz I.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
A whole pile of clothes up, just one grab.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I literally I've been doing I need to get better
about it. I literally have been doing things where I
like come home from shows at night and I just
step out of my pants and like walk into bed.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That's what this. Yeah, that's what the side. That's what
my bedroom looks like. Yeah, it's like with the socks.
The socks come off with the pants, like like one
whole thing where I'm like, the pants are coming off,
and I get this, I have soft in my pant legs.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
In the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
My story the next day, You're like, how do you
do that?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Are you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Are your pants tucked into your socks? How do you know?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
As I'm as I'm pulling my waistband down, the thumb
that's in the waistband catches, got it? Yeah, and then
it all comes right off.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who damn should be give them lessons. Yeah, I should
how to be a fucking fucking cool dog.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
This is how you act like a fucking baby in
a forty year old man body.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, sixty five,
Episode three of Dirt Eilly's Guys, a production of My
Heart Radio. We made it a full year of seasons. Yeah,
everybody said we couldn't, Miles, I know they all fucking said.
And now look who's laughing. This is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. We
(02:00):
now have a YouTube channel. This very episode can be
viewed on YouTube at Daily Zeitgeist Pod. On YouTube, you
can see what I look like saying this right now,
pretty good? Right now, You're gonna want to it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You're gonna want gonna want to.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
See You're gonna want to see what the rooms look like.
You're gonna want to zoom in and make some observations.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You're like, why is he reading It's Wednesday, November twentieth,
twenty twenty four. That seems too far along. I feel
like I have lost some days. You mean, no already, Well, yeah,
you know, I've been in a fugue state. It turns
out it's only been two weeks since the Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(02:52):
don't worry about it anyway. Yes, jameis like spoilers.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Appropriately it's National Absurdity Day whatever that means, National Peanut
butter Fudge Day, National Child's Day, National Education Support Professionals Day,
and yeah there it is November twentieth.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You've got National Support Education Professionals or Support Education Professional
Professionals professionals. You are support educators up to you? Oh
you totally up to you.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I mean either way, educators all they get like on
teacher Appreciation Day, my mom's entire staff, which is ninety people,
got two dozen donuts to share.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So yeah, fight for it, okay, the of the teacher
lounge and then slam the door.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh my god, taking a plastic knife to dunkin Donuts
it's just like it was abysmal.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, and you have to cut them into fourths.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Brutal.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Here in Elon Musk's austerity measures, they're actually going to
take the teacher appreciation days back from the teachers. They
think they have too many appreciation.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Days Elon's government. The teacher thanks.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You, that's right, thank you so much, sir for this job,
they say to the second grader as they walk into class.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You know what else is? You know what else today is?
It's Joe Biden's birthday.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Thank you, Thank you King for making for being a
transitional president so much for forming a bridge with your
body that we could walk over into the glorious future
that bridge. Not rickety at all.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Nailed it, sir, sir, you nailed it up the landing King.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Uh, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Kevin Bacon. Got
a bottle, says he's talking about a ship the mean
and has a second one. Oh no, it's about sex.
You put the bottle in the highball glass. You simulating
fucking put the bottle in the highball glass. You simulate
in sex, put the bottle in the hobball glas as
(05:00):
you simulate and fucking put the bottle in the highball
glass and take the kids away. They say, Dot, what's
Kevin Bacon talking about? That's it? Still that Apollo thirteen
aka courtesy of Panoramic.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
View on the disc ord.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, Apollo thirteen opens with Kevin Bacon bottle fucking a
highball glass. Awesome, Yeah, with a very horny narration to
accompany it. Have you guys done? Apollow thirteen on bechdo
No we haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
He does? Yeah, and his character type poonhound and yeah,
this guy likes the ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm the guy that fucks on.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah. I feel like Kevin Bacon is a little bit
obsessed with his dick. It wasn't that a thing in
Hollow Man. They spent a lot of CGI money, Like
when CGI costs so much money to make him a
dick that a better dick? Yeah, make my the man.
(06:11):
I wish I was.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Anyways, that there's an article says that time filmmaker scanned
every inch of Kevin Bacon's penis. Yeah is a headline
I saw. Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Anyways, his his dick obsession translates over to Apollo thirteen.
The very first scene, like one of the first things
we see anybody seat say is simulated sex. Anyways, I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by the way co
host me mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
It's Miles Gray, aka. I would eat a whole pie.
I would drink up your wine. But you can go
to hell. Lift your Turkey's not Brian, I will spin
it right out, kick your mom in the mouth. It
comes out, try disgusting. One and nice intend not like
a dessert coming fuck around. You will soon be finding out.
Don't mess up mysabang food. Yeah, shout out too on salad.
(07:05):
That was obviously a reference. When Marcelo was on, we
were talking about the Salvadorian turkey dish that is apparently
the most goaded way of making turkey. Shout out to
the people who shared the recipe with me, because that
does look very tender juicy the whole way through, because
you're just constantly putting liquids on top the whole time.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Anyway, do it once halfway through? Am My turkey tastes
like shit? So yeah, youabe a constant recycling of the
juices would be a better idea. Perhaps Miles were thrilled,
blessed to be joined once again in Air thirty seat
by one of the very faces on Mount Zeittmore an
(07:46):
Emmy nominated writer, artist, comedian behind many of the best
podcasts ever made, like The Act Cast, Ghost Church, The
Bechdel Cast, the Wonderful New podcast Sixteenth Minute of Fame,
which has covered subjects like William Hunk and Moo Dang.
She's the New York Times best selling author of Raw Dog.
It's Jamie loved.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay the battie from Broxton.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, ye, little.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Poopy, Little Poopy, Little Poopy, id throned little Poopy.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, I forgot about.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't know what he's gotta be like big poopy
at this point right like he was. I think he's
adult poopy. He needs to make some sort of like
bow wow transition.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Let's see where a little poopy is at.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You know, we just we're not talking about little Poopy
in Brockton like we used to be.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
He's twenty one now.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Oh he's smoking blunts.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
See smoking blunts on his ag.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
No, little Poopy, you're too Oh look a little poopy.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Right now, little poopy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Wow, he still looks so young.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
He look that he must have been sitting on that thing.
It looks like a tech for that little poopy.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Honestly, it looks like one like an anti smoking commercial.
Like were they like that part of the thing and
they're like.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, his last post was from twenty two.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Wait from twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Wait, so how old?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh what happened to a little Let's not.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Let's not look too dark deeply into this.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
This is why we can have journalists on like Jamie, who'spect.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, now I need to figure out where he went.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I hope that we don't want to spoil a future
episode of sixteenth Minute.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, I would travel to I would visit my mom
to interview a little poopy.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Jamie. How have you been, I've been good.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I've been good. Yeah, I know it has it's been.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
More than usual.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, it's been good.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, it's been too long.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's been it's been a year.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
It's been Do you want to answer to this question?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Or was you?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was a formality and I recognize that. Let's just
say I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Let's go with that.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Great to have you.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I don't want to hear anything else.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Great to be back.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
at the moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners a
couple of things. We're talking about. We are getting a
view of what the mainstream media is gonna look like
in the second Trump administration via MSNBC Cowardice Scarborough and
the BRAZILSK. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about
Coca Cola doing a new AI version of their famous
(10:34):
Holidays are Coming ads, which I didn't know we're famous.
I was actually not that familiar with this as you
don't remember that, Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh my god, I remember that there used to be
a Santa pexicicum.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And then I just remember they I just they always did,
always Coca cola. But with the more Christmas, you know
that the bells in the back.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But yeah, maybe i'd like seen it, but I hadn't.
Really like, there's some heard stuff in the original ad,
and then the AI version just kind of underlines it's
it's a mess. Yeah, all of that plenty more. But first, Jamie,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Okay, this is uh this I said neopets earlier, and
it's because it's top of mind. I'm back on That's
where I'm actually at. I'm back on neopets. So I
googled neopets turmaculous hours.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I can tell you what that means, and.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You like, but yeah, I mean there might be some
listeners who don't expansion or something.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's it's the twenty fifth anniversary of neopets. It hit my,
It hit my, you know, my feeds like a plane
because they know they know what I like, so thank you.
And so I started an account like two weeks ago
to celebrate the twenty fifth anniversary. And it is weird,
(11:59):
like how Muscle Marie e because I was so I mean,
I learned capitalism from neopets, and I don't know if
I felt good about that, but like I have in
neopes as a twelve year old, I had like a
bank account, I had a mortgage. I had kids to feed,
like there was a lot to do. I had to
groom them or they got dirty, like it was a
whole thing. And what you can do is you can
(12:22):
get your neopets pet pets. So now they have their
own pet. And if you go to the Tremaculous, which
is this gigantic dinosaur like creature, sometimes if you go
to the Turmaculus at certain hours of the day, he
will give you a fancy vegetable. Oh and I was
(12:44):
trying to figure out. You just feed it to your
neopet and it says thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
That's all that happens.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I wait for one random hour every day. Yes, yeah,
you'll just go. So do you like get notifications? Somebody're like, oh,
he's awake. He's awake.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
The community is hurting. I really don't think anyone. Yeah. See,
I just tried to wake him up and snort. The
tremaculus did not wake. Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You hate to see it. You hate to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
So I was just trying to figure out, you know,
I would like one of the fancy vegetables to feed
to my sons.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah. Yeah, and do you know how long it takes
to get to Merydale, Marydale or wherever the Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Thank you for using the right terminologist to my world.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Okay, he's a as a giant turmac pet pet. Okay, cool,
cool cool.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I brought my robot pet pet to the tremaculus to
see if you'd give me a vegetable and he said no.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So that's but some day.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So yeah, you answer your question, Jack, how have things
been not great?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, they've certainly been better awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So it's like an open world. Are you interacting with
other people wandering around in there? I actually don't know
about neopets.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I liked neopets because it didn't I feel like the
alternative to neopets was Club Penguin, and Club Penguin you
would interact with other people, and it was mostly like
little boys saying slurs and stuff. So there's like a
PlayStation Live or whatever, neopets. You can really just kind
of do your own thing, got it? And I celebrate that.
(14:20):
The games are awesome. They still have all the old games.
And yeah, and I've been gambling. I've been auctioning things off.
I've got another house in Fairyland. It's a nice house.
Yeah no, that's the most expensive house jack. So it's
actually kind of a big deal.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah no, that's great real estate if you can get it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's really hard, really really competitive field, which is why
I only have one chair to put in it.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
So far. I've been gambling. I've been auctioning stuff off.
Just just cut that. Let's use that as how. I've
been auctioning stuff off. Try what is what something you
thinks underrated?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Underrated? This the only AI thing I have ever enjoyed.
I encountered recently. So this is also I feel like
everything would say is like, well, she, she could be
doing better. I was googling why why are my cat's friends?
I was like, why do my cats love each other
so much? So I looked up Russian Blue. I think
what it's like a Bombay cat friends. And there is
(15:27):
an AI generated video that is it makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I watch it all the time. It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's just a robot voice explaining the temperament of my
gray cat, and it sounds like a gray cat rode it.
It's like the beautiful gray cat runs around the house
with the grace of a Russian ballerina. There's the gray
and first, when they're talking about the black cat, they're like,
(15:53):
the black cat is friendly, the gray cat the grace
of a Russian ballerina.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Not the Russian blue is a well humored cat.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I have the whole thing. Ever, the Russian blue is
a is a is a good humored cat. But be
sure to leave with him, not at him.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yes, yeah, that is like it was written by an
insecure gray cat. Yeah, like this is not gray, this
is blue. First.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
There's even a video that says, how to become friends
with a Russian blue cat?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
You can't people take it very chooses you.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's just such a tortured Google search, like how to
become friends with this cat?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is he's also he's fully a gray cat. There's no
denying he is a great cat. But the video says
to the uninformed.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
He may look gray. However, however he's.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Actually was gray stupid is actually blue with silver tips,
which again just absolutely not true.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
He's great going to say, like, isn't there something scientific
like about blue, not like occurring as like a fur
or something or.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
To the uninformed, be true, Okay.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
There's just like some weird pockets of like propaganda like
you see this in sports obviously all the time, where
like you just happen on like a Yankees forum and
it's just like they have a different version of reality.
They're like, actually, this guy is cool. He doesn't look
like a cop. That must have works for him. And
(17:24):
our team should have won the World Series. We're actually
happy we lost. But yeah, like just some time.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We learned and we'll only get stronger.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's actually the best thing that's ever happened to us.
But just one breed of cat. They're like, yeah, black
cats are nice anyways, this one though, do not laugh
at this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
The o ye laughing with him not at him really
gets me every time. If AI could be regulated to
that kind of video and then like AI plankton karaoke covers,
it would be totally the The AI plankton I just
can cover really got me through you like ten drunk cigarettes?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Did you hear that one? No, it's a song that's
supposedly AI. I think it's too funny to be AI.
But it just talks about like it's kind of like
girl bossy. But then it's like, you know, here's what
girls like instead of men, and here I'll find there
the course.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh wow, you just had it so ready. Girls don't
eat men, Lenny, don't meet ken.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Okay, us girls are doing fine on our own, so
leave us alone getting girls rich.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yes, that's a part of my plan.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, and I.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Can mainten things those girls need before we ever need
a man.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
One new bases from the bar for more lines to come.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't believe this is AI. So funny and ten
drunk cigarette.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's too good, right curly girls references?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, all right, ten drunk cigarette.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So much cocaine more? Oh my god, I don't believe
it's a I think it's probably one of those things.
I don't. I don't. I also don't understand like that
happened with that. I think it was a George Carlin
routine where someone's like we Ai did George Carlin, and
then it's like, actually, we're comedy writers. You do that.
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You're just convincing media executives that you don't ever need
to exist in the media ecosystem ever again. But what
a bit?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
What a bit?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
What a bit? What Jamie? What is something that you
think is overrated? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So my mom is retiring in a couple of weeks
and I was just looking for ideas. It's really hard
to know what to get someone when they're retired. I
tried to like get her like a SPA package, which
she's like, I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So I was like, okay, what is the chotchkey situation?
And it is bleak.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It is really brutal.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
It's either like if every I.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Looked at it, because I was like, Amazon is where
you get the most cursed results, right, So I'm like,
I'm just like, what does the spread even look like?
If I go to the Hallmark store, what's even going
to be there? Only two messages, Only two messages. One
is very simple, wholesome. Never underestimate the difference you made
and the lives you touched. Twenty twenty four, Happy retirement. Okay, fine,
(20:30):
not inspired but the rest are real, like, uh, here's
a jar candle that says, smells like it's not your
problem anymore hashtag happy retirement.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You're like, what the fuck is that? What do you call?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
And it's always it's in like wine, mom, fond? What
do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Retired?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
More like it is fucking bleak.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
It really is very late capitalism where it's like it's
talking to you like you've died because you're no longer
making money. Quitter, I mean happy retirement. Congratulations on escaping
on Etsy that says fucking quitter in but then it says,
I mean happy retirement.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It just is like gifts you can give someone to
indicate your rage at they like it's so I can't
imagine like taking that home and being like, okay, time
to light up my smells like it's not my problem anymore,
soy candle.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Like it's just yeah, yeah, it feels like the next
escalation is like there's fucking blood on your hands.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Anyway, happy retirement. There's one here that it says, we
can't believe you are leaving the place will be dead
without you. To us, you are irreplaceable. But you are
dead to us is in like big letters, so that's
all you can read.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's so this is so messy.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's so aggressive.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And then the other things, like I like even the
more encouraging retirement gives are like indicating that like life
after having a job will be very bleak. Like there's
this like AI generated blanket I'm looking at it says
like retirement rules, no clocks, wake up, smiling, naps, family
and friends, travel, grateful for the day, read a book,
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make memory.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
You're like, alo, god that your helper is giving you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, yeah, I'm sixty four.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Like she's gotten right, She's gonna be fine because like
so much of the American working ethos is just to
be like you die now so you can maybe relax later,
whereas like other countries, you know, like like in Europe
and stuff, they take vacation more seriously, like you got
to kind of be able to live now too, like
don't save that for the end.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
So all these things just sort of like reinforce. It's like, well,
now that you're done, you can have some coffee and
lay down and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Congratulations, I want no clocks, wake up, smiling, taken for
a walk, read memory.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Clocks, wake up smiling, grateful for the day, make memories.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Oh my god, you're right. I should get around to
doing that, because I didn't do that for many years.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Just a really aggressive area of the gift space.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
There's multiple versions on Amazon of like things written on
the bottom of feet, like socks with like the bottom
of feet the queen has retired. Don't ask me, I'm retired.
It's just like goodbye tension, hello pension. But the only
time you ever see the bottom of feet is in
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these pictures of retirement socks and like dead bodies on
movie posters.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah, like or Tarantino movie.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I also like, I don't think I would ever want
to like wear a shirt or have like home decord
that like indo hated my working status.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Like that's actually weird.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's really weird. I looked at retirement minions. That might
be more, that might be more rough.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Rally, that's good, Yeah, technic millions.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Huge on millions.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
You were ahead of me on the millions, and but
it has fully.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I was like, did you finally get there?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Welcome?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm sorry that they came in. I'm sorry they came
in At Despicable me for it's just like one of
the weaker installments. But I was there at midnight when
it came out.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It wasn't that good, but it had its moments, like
the Minions with Superpowers.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Really but.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
A little bit it could have been better.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I just feel like, why would you give grew a baby?
He has two hundred babies there. Yeah, yeah, no more
babies for great.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
They just took Jack Jack from the Incredibles. They did him.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
In that totally did and I you know, fucked that kid.
More millions more.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Minions characters called Jack Jack Instagram and yeah, I remember
an incredible Jesus Christ. I just remember. Yeah, when I
went to Disneyland last year, there was like Jack Jack's
cookie numb Numbs and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I have like a brain injury, Like what is this?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
They just want you to have to say that out
loud to another adult, right, you go to Jack Jack's
Cookie numb Numbs and you're like, now you know the
secret why?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Now you know the secret of why. During ad breaks,
I say, Miles, give me a second for Jack Jack's
cookie numb numbs and take a little have a little snack.
Jack Jack's cookie um numbers. All right, that's depressing.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back,
and we're bad.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Let's just do this instead of talk about the mainstream
media capitulated too fascis. Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Look, we got to keep our eyes and ears open
and out for this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Just what if let me just put this smells like
your problem, smells like someone else's fun. Where's that pension cut?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I hope it's not tied to the stock market, just
so you know, that might that might come back to
you to haunt you.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
But pension numb numbs are going up.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Okay, good, good, Your penny numb numbs are going up up.
But so anyway, like in the aftermath of the election,
obviously we talked about MSNBC just saw their ratings fall
harder than I would for a snowman that just came
to life with a six pack brain hot, Oh yeahs.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Two things Miles is helpless against.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Yeah exactly, baby brain. Yeah, but he his numb numbs.
I think most of it, though, I obviously it was
probably due to the fact that people just wanted to
like avoid the reality of what happened on election day.
But there's also like just the case of like you know,
MSNBC just like sucks, and I just want to point
out a huge l the network just dealt itself in
(27:14):
the form of Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough and Miker Brazinski.
We touched on it in the episode with Magpie yesterday,
but you know, they made a trip tomorrow Lago kiss
the Ring exactly and they like, you know, it's clear
that there's a there's a clip on Twitter that I
think ken Clip has seen posted that sure shortage shows
(27:37):
sort of shows how like the energy went from like
this guy's a fascist to then suddenly like this solemn
like well, you know, we've been doing a lot of thinking.
This is just kind of a sort of before and
after comparison of like what was they were saying on
their show.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Joe A lot to talk about in a jam packed
of scary stuff speech by former President Trump.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You've always had.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
This fascist talk coming from him, and now we're going
we're just going full on Hitler and talking about one election.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Joe and I went to mar A Lago to meet
personally with President Trump deal with It was the first
time we have seen him in seven years and for
those asking why speak to the president elect during such
fraught times, especially between US, I guess I would ask back,
(28:32):
why wouldn't we? Five years of political warfare has especially
just gone Washington and the country. Joe and I realized
it's time to do something different, and that starts with
not only talking about Donald Trump, but also talking with him.
What we did agree on was to restart communications.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Okay, that's that's the gist of it.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
It goes on the division that is the problem. We
heard fascism. It's the division from the fascist and with
and with that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Bob, it just pisses me off hearing that coming out
out of a blond Bob. I'm like, okay, you were,
You're like two thirds of the way to Fox.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Anyways, with that, unbelieve this. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I feel like the way that I can tell where
MSNBC is standing with with the lips is when the
last time I was home, my mom's MSNBC mom mug
back of the cabinet.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh wow, yeah, it was jover for her already.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh, no time with Joe Scarborough or Joe Biden. Because
if there's two versions of being.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Why not both of them?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Both of them?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, the tone of that whole thing was so weird,
Like the room tone is deafening. There's like a weird
like buzz. They like they just seem I don't know.
They both look like they just took a handful of
Mike will and are like trying to keep their eyes open,
and and they're reading like they're mispronouncing words like they're
reading a p S A cold for the first time.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
You know, it does I feel like, yeah, that some
men in black shit happened to them at mar A
Lago and now they're like allies to the president, right, yeah, totally.
Really they're just spiritually weak.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I think. Yeah. But also the reporting around it seems
to be that like they are very worried about what
will happen to them, And that's the whole reason for it.
It's purely out of self preservation. They're like, let's just
you know, be fine, let's reopen communications. I just also
want to just show this quickly that like obviously everyone's
(30:33):
reaction was like what the fuck are they doing? Like
why would they do this?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Like why are they everyone?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I know? So then the very next episode, because first
of all, once they posted that they like block like
they prohibited like any comments or being posted on anything
they were posting because they just didn't want to hear
any feedback from that clip. Then the next day on Tuesday,
they're like, can we just like talk about how much
(31:00):
like a non l that whole thing was. This is
them the next day explaining why it's totally okay what
they had done the previous broadcast.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
And yesterday I saw for the first time what a
massive disconnector was between social media.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
And the real world.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's the why the O God look at them. Yeah,
like I know, I think she's just I think it
just feels so weak from everything.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
She's like, they need to just together for warmth.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yeah, because we were flooded with phone calls from people
all day literally around the world, very positive, very supportives,
going to understand what you do, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
But once in a while I would get a tax
stra a call.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Ference and go, oh, man, I hope you're doing okay.
And I call him back and I go, well, Eddie, Gladys,
what we go Eddie?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Are you on Twitter? And he goes, I am, I'm
not so, I'm not so no els taken, and they
just keep going on about it. It's like, yeah, you know,
like it just seems I mean, when talking to other
millionaires who are in the real world as well, everything
is okay.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, Twitter is not the real world. Phone calls from
rich and powerful people who have my phone number are
the real.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
That's like, that's the crazy making thing where I feel
like this is like a trend across mainstream media, like
whether we're talking like Centrist or just like full Psycho,
where it's like the Internet is a real and influential
space when it behooves the narrative and when it.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Doesn't behoove the narrative. Twitter isn't real life.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Shut the fuck up. It's but also podcast won the election.
You're like, which is it?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Which is it?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
How do we actually feel about the influence of that space?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Right? Is it brat Summer or because I thought it
was brat Summer too, And we there's a lot of
writers about coconut Twitter and all that that.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Wasn't the real world. That wasn't the real world world.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
But like this all comes as like, you know, people
like Nancy Pelosi and Hakeem Jeffries, who might, by the way,
just kept his spot as like minority leader in the House,
Thank god, brave leadership for the Democrats. They're making comments
about like finding common ground with Trump, and obviously there's
two ways to look at this, the first being they
are being strategic and not wanting to be antagonistic out
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the gate, so they maybe have some room to maneuver,
or they are totally just out here trying to normalize
this administration to save their own asses. Either way, it's
not sending the right message to Americans, which is that
this administration is truly going to be like nothing we
have ever witnessed in our brief history as a nation.
(33:37):
And you know, along with that, I get the you know,
maybe being strategic saying like maybe we can find common ground,
but there's not a I don't I can't think of
a single moment where Donald Trump is like I listened
to the Democrats and they actually had a good point,
and I felt like we needed to come to a
place of a well, like he was always like knock down,
drag out fights with Democrats and maybe because enough like
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Republicans or like this thing isn't gonna pass or whatever,
they would they would take their their their foot off
the gas. But this entire time when Trump's been out
of office, There's there's been no semblance of him trying
to find common ground of Democrats, So it's like, what
is this for.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I don't I mean, I feel like this has been
a like consistent thing from Democrats at the highest level
since Trump won a reelection, starting with like, I was
really frustrated by Kamala's concession speech, being like everything's gonna
be okay, and you're like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
And like you ran on the correct you know, idea not.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Going back and a threat and you're like it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
You're like, it's actually gonna be Just don't worry you guys,
it's actually gonna be totally fine. And it's just like
it's so condescending, it's so frustrating, and it's just like,
I don't know, self preservational and and cowardly to do,
especially because I don't I mean, I don't know I
would be if it is a strategy.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Did this?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Did that strategy not just failed demo crowds massively trying
to capitulate to Republicans Like it didn't work?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Why do you keep trying to make it work?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like it's insane that that was happening less than three
weeks ago, and they're like, all right, let's one last shot,
but this time to a fascist government.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
And you're like, right, please, I like.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
You don't don't cook me up really.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Anyway, So here we are, and they will I guess
they need another bite of the poison apple to make
sure it's poison again.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
What possible benefit, like strategically, what having worked with him
or like around him for a long time, now, what
possible benefit are they even telling themselves at this point
that it's I think working with him.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Is going flies with honey approach.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, but they know that that's not true at that
point with training. Clearly they don't know that.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
They're doing like no, that's only logic.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
But I think it's the I think it's just they
recognize that it's a transactional Uh, he's purely transactional, and
you need to kiss his ass in order to like
not be attacked, and that's being attacked is scary to them,
and so they're just doing, like Jamie said, like the
most cowardly thing in the name, like Joe Biden saying
(36:19):
like turn down the temperature like after after the election
is oh okay, Like yeah, how wouldn't this be the
time to know people being like, Okay, Biden, here's what
we do, game plan the next three months. You need
to like start passing the most radical legislator. And he's
just like what, no, No, this is where I turned
(36:40):
down the temperature.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Like how is Liz Cheney not turning down the temperature
on doing anything? I just it just drives me up
a walt, Like I just I don't know, I don't
know if it's it must be a kink or something.
They're like, we'll just like gamble with vulnerable American lives
to get off on this like weird phantom thread thing
they have going with Trump.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Like it's just so fucked I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think this is what we're
going to see, like the ruling classes the now more
than ever corporations will abandon their morals on this, just
like they did Gaza, like they rooted out dissent on that.
Like this is just being expanded and it's Yeah, I'm
not holding out any hope for any of the like
(37:32):
center left democratic institutions to do shit this time around.
I think it really is going to have to come
from the bottom up. It's going to be very bleak
if you pay attention to the mainstream media because it's
just going to be a capitulation and talking about like
how crazy or like unrealistic the demands of everybody else is,
(37:56):
but we we just need to push for it.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Oh you're going to see I'm sure you'll see some
like weird mass deportation apologia come out. That's like, but
these people were criminals with fighting, Like whatever, you're gonna
it's just I'm it's.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
There was a New York Towns headline, uh yesterday I
think or two days ago that was like there's a
mass like young school age children unhoused crisis in New
York due to rampant immigration. Like they're getting on board
with the talking points in their headlines.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's absurd, I mean, And yeah, I feel like using
Gaza as a as a yardstick for how they're going
to handle it is probably true where I mean the
whole the whole last year plus like every almost every
Democrat I've heard talk about Gaza's like, oh this is
so horrible, I wonder what could happen to stop it?
Where you know, just acting like they have no power
(38:54):
and like who could you know whatever, Tim Robinson and
the fucking hot Dogs do it like we're all.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Trying to figure out how we can do this. It's
like you are in power.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Obviously you're not going to do anything, and now there's
not Now it's like there's no.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
You know, but if I did something, I wouldn't be
in power anymore so' And that's scary to me.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
As you're like walking into the woods mumbling like.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I do want to get your opinion on this. If
he had walked, indeed walked into this rainforest just like
straight through, do you think an animal would have eaten him?
I feel like he probably doesn't even register his food
to animals.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I feel like he would have for some reason, like
walked in an exactly straight line for like fifty miles
and then collapsed, and that.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Would have just spent that's right, that pile of dust.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
I could also see like a bunch of bugs covering him,
and he just becomes like a big blob of bugs
that walks around just covered in bugs. Like you don't
even see the form of Joe, like a reverse.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
From Men in Black. Yeah, yeah, inside.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Use that they use his like skeletal structure to create
a new organism, which is just like.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
He's reached his final form.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Biden, talk about a bug bite. I got a bug here,
won't they. We'll leave my dogs.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Alone in the backyard, driving a wild every night.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
All right, Biden's back in the yard.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Let's take a quick break, quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
We're back.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
We're back. Yep. Hell yeah, let's go up. All right. Uh,
let's talk about the holidays are coming. Coca Cola commercial
started in the nineties featuring a truly intimidating number of
trucks pulling into a town in the original with like
(41:05):
Christmas lights on the trucks and then everything they pass
turn into Christmas lights.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah, holidays are coming. Just a quick refresher, quick refresher.
Yeah you can hear that little.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Oh those are real trucks come in.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I love this ship.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Fruit toast, coin syruce toast corn syrup, frue toast corn zyrup.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
That's so many trucks.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
That is this line of trucks is kind.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Of just too many trucks. It is a full on
convoy cook.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
We're here to bring put everyone in this town in
a diabetic shock.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
This is a show of strength.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I loved that.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Sh I love what they would.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, you get the little truck and then do you
remember the.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Polar Bears, the Coca Cola Polar Bears.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
There's the old SANTEI that old man's like what, there's
Chris Chris. Oh, that guy's legs turned on and he
just looked at the fucking extension cable and the plug.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
He's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
The magic of Christmas? You don't need electricity, But I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Kind of look up like yeah, he kind of does
look up like they'd finally come from like he's.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Been waiting for this day would come.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, post like truck caravan culture, this is actually far
more menacing.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Just goes to a shed in his back yard and
there's just weapons all over the wall.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, he kicks the door open.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
He's like the day has come.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, he pulls a fake book and then like it.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yes, Dexter's flat style panic room.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, it is a really well executed commercial there. They
even have like it reminded me of the Graceland, like
Lady Smith Black Mumbaso like vocal arrangements where it's like
this like you know, like but it's but then they're
like how days are coming.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
So it's like we're white. Yeah, it's Lady Smith white.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we have to So anyways, this
is what a classic bit of Christmas nostalgia from Coca Cola.
And they were like, what if we like fucking ruined that,
what if we I don't know, AI thish sh nick
AI in the mysk And it's uh, I don't know.
(43:45):
It's not as horrifying as some of the AI ship
that we've seen, but just the overall impression of it, Yeah,
it reminded me of the thing like, uh, Jurassic Park famously,
like all these CGI special effects and I assumed they
were all CGI, but then like when you look at
the actual making, it's like ten percent CGI and the
(44:08):
rest are practical, and the CGI just doesn't look as
shitty or right next to the practical, whereas this is
just all AI. And it's like after the eighth shot
where everything is like glistening and weird and looks like
it's like behind a glass in like some museum or
(44:29):
something like the like there's a future museum where they're observing.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Us well, and like also like the perspectives on stuff
isn't consistent. So it feels like when you're like taking
psychedelics and you're wondering if they're kicking in it, and
you're like, dude, I think the shit just wobbled a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, is how I feel. Look at AI people.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It makes me feel like when I'm on mushrooms and
I think someone's mad at me, Like You're just like,
why are they looking at me like that?
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Are you wearing purple foundation right now? No? What?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Never mind?
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Never mind? Yeah. So they did like three different AI
ads and this is so funny. Someone tweet It's like
the company I work for just creating an ad for
Coca Cola.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yes, the Coca Cola. We were asked to bring the classic.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Coca Cola holidays are coming ad back through the use
of a I check it out here.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
It was I'm glad to anticipate in my commercial. Wait,
Coca Cola, which which change? Which?
Speaker 4 (45:21):
We?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah? That one?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Wow, Chris, really cool?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Is this your cousin Marvin Barry?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Already the ratio the quote tweet ratio is looking pretty brutal.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Chris, just for the numbers. I don't feel good for
this poster, but here is the whatever we can tolerate
of this AI version. Yeah, okay, we got to the
winter scenes, the Arctic puffin.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, not the bear.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
The bear you see like the Everything's truck is breathing,
by the way, first of all, yeah, that's not where
the exhaust comes out of the front. Is that supposed
to be?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Like it's the The bear also changed shape when it
came out of the water.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's head shaped wobbled, yeah, and the nose like turned
into almost three nostrils. And then it was like like
the AI woke up. It's only two it's only two
nose holes. But yeah, it's like, I guess the logic
here is like you can see the truck's breath it's
so cold. Yeah, I think, okay, so this is so
(46:30):
the trucks are weird. The text on the trucks so weird.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Whoa, Yeah, the trucks are like different shapes and sizes.
And then there's this one shot where.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
What are these squirrels doing.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
That one can't blink? All right there right there, freezer
right there, the Coca Cola trucks are on an escalator.
Look at how they're like going down the hill. Do
you see how like they're but like ones down like
they're just going down on an escalator. It's so weird.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah, like the wheels, It's basically it looks like, yeah,
like the wheels are locked up during a snowstorm. It's
just like, fuck, we're just going where gravity's taking it.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, that one raccoons, So you want to you want
to keep going?
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Shall we keep going?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Have we seen the people yet? A different one?
Speaker 4 (47:19):
That's the different you see that we want to see
the people one? Yeah, the people one's real fucking bad too.
Here it is. This one is called just Christmas, Coca
Cola Christmas advert.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
This is really like, yeah, sending giving me chills.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Of Jemidy chills.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
This holidays so again, Oh Polar Bears.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
This one's written look at that look on our faith.
It's like like, are they twins too? Yeah? I doesn't know.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, it's like, wait there are twins also, like I
don't I don't trust the look of the girl behind
the other.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
She's a gun. She got half of the characters and
AI are a gun.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Right, secretly, secretly are a gun.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
And she opens her mouth. The other.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
Wait, okay, giant and driving the truck.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Look at that thumb. Wow, he has like an infant's thumb.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
This is a hands.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
That's a baby hand. I'm sorry, Santo, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh, there's there's a spirit trapped in that man.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Boom. I like, did you see this thing? I think
there was the fine print right there it said like
this ad was fucking yeah created by real magic AI,
like in the lower corner. O, my god, I don't know.
It's it's also upsetting that we're having to look at
this and this is this what we're.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Doing talking about the integrity of AI of Coca Cola commercials.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, yeah, where's your integrity legacy company?
Speaker 10 (49:14):
There?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
That was genuinely upsetting to look at. I am curious.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
I like, it's already taken half of my jobs, but
I am like.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
It's so it still looks bad.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I wonder if it's just going to look bad forever,
because it does feel like there is a very like
human part of you that can it's just like the Uncanny.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Valley, yeah forever.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
And I'm like, I don't I don't have faith, and
I kind of hope that they can never exit that space, right,
that's the scariest thing of all.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
If they can get out of the Uncanny Valley.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
When you think about like where we started with the
Will Smiths spaghetti eating videos, you know, and where we're
at now, it's definitely on an upward trajector you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Still Yeah, it's true, and it's like, I'm sure that
half of our tax money will go into developing more
of it, which is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
You also think about too, like how many people breathlessly
share this ship like without realizing it, and you're like,
doesn't need to get I mean, it's already got a
ton of people just being like yeah, yeah, man, look
at Santa's baby hand. Man, I remember.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
That nostalgic nostalgia. Santa has a babyhand now sharing it.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
With the eyes emoji, the side eyes emoji. I feel
like the worst people I know are always sharing stuff
with me like that with the eyes emoji, Like check out,
this is a cool marketing opportunity.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Because you can just said that directly to me.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
I sometimes think that it's an elegant way to just
be without using words, be like you you see this,
That's how I mean.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
I like sending I like sending the single eyeball, but
it does make you seem like conspiratorial yeahadi.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Coda right right right, a single eyeball.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
They're like, yeah, have you seen the latest fucking Coca
Cola ad?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, matter of fact I have. And it's cool.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
There it is there, it is.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Oh well, Jamie Loftus, what a pleasure having you back
the Daily Zeigeist.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Always happy to be here.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah. Yeah, where can people find you? Follow you, hear
you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Uh, you can check out my new podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Well it's six months old now, but still new, still
new podcast. Yeah, sixteenth minute of fame. Maybe you've heard
Miles Gray's very voice on this very podcast playing the
part of Takio Kobayashi extremely well, I might add.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
I almost did my Ninja Warrior voice. I remember telling
you and Sophie when you're like you want to do
a voice, I'm like, I can. I used to do
really problematic Japanese accents for voice over on American Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
And so if he was like do that do that?
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Yeah? No, friend, part of me I fired up the
mic and I was like, nah, not for this class
for this classic today.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
This is a classy party.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah, that's the same way, like that old man in
the Coca Cola video thought about his suit of armor.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
I'm like, no I heard.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
I got a message yesterday saying that the current Nathan's
Hotdog Eating champion a guy named Patrick Bertoletti, longtime competitor.
He commented on that post and said he really enjoyed
the episode. Oh it's Nathan's Contest of Wrea from our
boy Patrick. Look and yeah, this week we released Just today,
(52:40):
we released an episode about the gorilla glue glue scandal
of twenty twenty one, Tessica Brown, and I have an
interview with her.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
She's very lovely, So check out the show.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's if you've, If you've, if you have a main character,
we've probably covered it or will.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
Yeah, and even if.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
You don't know the original meme, it's fascinating and engrossed singing.
You will learn to care about these people.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
You learn to care about Kirby wife guy, I swear.
Speaker 10 (53:07):
You and cook like maybe this guy should have his
own This guy wrote a song called Big Girl Banger.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Surely nothing wrong there? Anyways?
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Is there a work Amedia you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Last night I went to a reading from uh someone
had been a fan of for a long time. A
poet named Summerfara, and I saw her do a reading
last night as a part of this monthly series in
La Uh organized by the Writers Against the War on Gaza.
She did a reading from her poetry collection that came
out this year called I Could Die Today and Live Again,
(53:44):
which is poetry about her life.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
And Zelda the Game.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
So it's really funny, it's really good.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
I highly recommend it.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Hell Yah Miles, where can people find you? Is there
a work amedia you've been enjoying, Jamie? Did you say
where we can find you? Are you?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (54:01):
Did you say where you're on biscay?
Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'm I'm on sky, baby, I'm on the sky.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
I finally I used it once in twenty twenty three,
but I but I'm serious this time.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Oh guys, I'm serious.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
I'm here to recent communications like morning Yeah, and it's
under it's the first social media platform where I've just
gotten to have my name.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
It's just Jamie Loftus.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Wow. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
And I'm still on Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar as well.
Speaker 3 (54:32):
Hell Yah Miles, where can people find yous?
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Their working media?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
You've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (54:37):
You can find me on Blue Sky and the other
at based places, Miles of Gray, pretty much everywhere. Find
Jacket on the Basketball podcastle you know about the NBA
or some of my Lakers.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
What's up with the Sixers?
Speaker 4 (54:48):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Who knows what? This little boy?
Speaker 4 (54:51):
They're doing good? And also find me talking about ninety
four twenty day Fiance. Uh some media I like just
I've just been watching clips of uh Mike Tyson maybe
not punching that Paul guy, but really there's nothing. I've
pretty much averted my eyes away from Twitter, which has
actually been good. Uh, So shout out everything I see
(55:13):
on Blue Sky, which are things I'm following, and let's
see is that it?
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (55:19):
I was gonna say another video, but I'm gonna I'll
hold that for who I'm gonna hold. I'm gonna hold
that one for the next next episode. So so hold up,
hold up.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
You can find me on Blue Sky at jack Obi one.
It looks like Jacob one dotbsky dot Social fun.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
I gotta follow everyone on this, guys.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
This is thrilling.
Speaker 4 (55:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
I love to connect.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Still on Twitter at jack Underscore Bryan, but I don't
really check it anymore. I'm just trying to transport. Use
the skybridge follower to follow all the people. So blue
skies I've been enjoying. I don't know, we need to
come up with a better, better version of that skeets
whatever I've been enjoying cass City at Heavenly Grandpa Bluesguy
(56:11):
dot social tweeted guy who invented ketchup. Yeah, so it's
basically a tomato paste with pre com god. Same person
also tweeted, no country for old men, but the weapon
is a T shirt cannon.
Speaker 4 (56:28):
I'm looking for the low and moss.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
I have such a sucker for pre com joke, just
just the the you know, extra thought to add the
preah and if you know, you know, and if you
don't know.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
You're in a good no, now you do know you
Amy ash at loll on Wigbsky dot Social tweeted, Yes,
cryptocurrency is horrible for the planet, but more importantly it
bores me. That's also kind of how you can find
us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We get a blue sky,
(57:02):
don't we for the daily there? We'll share much for
daily Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:09):
It just it's it's it's over there, it's over there.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
We're on blue Sky at Daily ze Guys on Twitter
at the Daily Iye Guys on Instagram. We have Facebook
fan page or website dailyesei Guys dot com where we
post our episode and our Footnope, the information that we
talked about, as well as a song that we think
you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you
think people might enjoy?
Speaker 4 (57:30):
Yes, there's this uh singer songwriter artist from West London
named Nila fair Yanya, and she's got a track called
Like I Say Out. It's really dope. It's kind of
like if you like Jose Gonzalez in that band Junip
that he put together. It kind of has that kind
of like cool sort of strummy thumpin' rump and tumpin
(57:51):
acoustic guitar with like a little bit of rhythm but
the but the but the guitar riff kind of reminds
me of like cherub rock by the Smashing Pumpkins. It's
just kind of It's just a dope track of really
dope artists. Check out the rest of our work. But anyway,
this is called Like I Say by Neilu fair Yanya.
Check it out. N I l U s e r
y A n y a all right, We will link.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Off to it in the foot note for Daily Zai
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