October 22, 2024 • 58 mins
In episode 1762, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian behind the new comedy album Ran Through, Allen Strickland Williams, to discuss… Sane-Washing Continues…, Quick Rundown On Some Recent Election F**kery, Chick-Fil-A Reveals Their Content Offerings…FINALLY, Let’s Play “Which Post Apocalyptic Film Are We In?" And more!
- Trump Just Up Here Talking About Arnold Palmer's Nine-Iron, We Mean His D*ck.
- Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitalia
- Republicans Are Cheating. Again. But Now It’s Worse Than Ever.
- Chick-Fil-A Reveals Their Content Offerings…FINALLY
- Chick-Fil-A: Stories of Evergreen Hills Series
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I was like, dude, he's gonna be great, man, He's
gonna come through. He's got a fiber Internet. This ship's
gonna be fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
He has like he has like power at his place
where he lives. This guy, this guy's this guy's brushing it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Actually yeah, but he's not leads to it from the
fucking neighbors.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nothing. This guy has. What's that extension cord coming through
your background?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Exactly? I'm just just living off of an entire ecosystem
of stolen uh stolen the extension cords.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're like all my Transformer blues. Someone caught onto you
and just cut your extension cords.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hold on, I gotta I gotta go start with the
generator downstairs.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Gotta get the Jenny going. Hey does your does your
hybrid have like a plug in it? I could pluck
some ship. Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three
sixty one, Episode one of Dear daily'siya production of iHeartRadio.
(01:08):
We're also America's only undecided podcast. Only a couple of
weeks to go. We're still still making up our minds.
He said some cool stuff about Arnold palmer Man. Yeah,
so I'm back in, you know, I always say I
need to learn more. I need him to answer more questions.
He answered one of my questions this weekend. How big
was Arnold Palmer's dick on my list for some reason?
(01:30):
So he's getting it done. This is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It
is Tuesday, October twenty second, twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Look, not only are we fourteen days away from election day,
it's also a national freud make Hey, it's make a
Dog's Day, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Why don't you make a Dog's Day? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
However that works. It's also National Color Day, like just
I guess shout out to like them and the color spectrum. Uh,
and National Nut Day, so the hell? Yeah, all nuts,
not just one kind.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's just like getting ready for November.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh maybe yeah, get it in, get him while you can, yeah, get.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Him out all right?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Little Diddy about
Jack and his wife put his hand in his arm
and made it fun and said, be mom for life.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I want to Courtesy of Christy Amagucci mame on the discord.
It did come up that that is one of my
one of my flirtation tactics. When we had Katie Golden
of Preacher feature on the episode, she was talking about
a insect that attracts mates by rubbing its penis against
its ridged abdomen. I've never tried that, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What Saturday Night in America?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All right, am I right? But I was like, I guess,
I'm I guess that it's the equivalent of, you know,
making sounds by doing armpit farts. And if I had
a dollar for every time I tried to pick up
a lady doing that, you know what I mean? I
have like tuobus.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean when you learned how to finally perfect the
armpit fart where you just go at ham on it
like to the annoyance of everyone around you. Yet and
it was in my thirties, but I feel like I
want to try it right now. Yeah, it's it is
one of the benefits of having some wet pits down there.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So down there are they down there? The equator? Oh?
Because not with my hands, but okay, anyways, I'm thrilled
to be joined as always by my co host, mister
Miles Grass straight from the wild streets of the nation's capital.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Its Miles Gray aka don't call.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Me tending back.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm doing squats to be fuck my ass. Yeah, Yeah,
it's looking better. It was mostly crack. Yeah, Majesty gave
it a little pat.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, patting up the rooge.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, shout out Halseion Salad for that one. Podcasting man.
My podcasting butt is getting better and better as I like,
as I've become aware of it. I just have to
engage my glutes more and riding the bike, walking, doing
just all kinds of interesting stare exercises. So I will
do a grand unveiling of my new butt when the
(04:23):
time comes. So so worried not listeners, Yeah, tend it
back no more, Achilles ass no more. It's no longer
one long achille from heel to tailbone.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Miles. We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat.
Through trials and tribulations, the government tried to shut him down,
but he's here, a very funny comedian and writer who
you have seen doing stand up in places like your TV, yeah,
the internet. Yeah. His new album ran Through is now
(04:58):
available to pre order on app well and vinyl. Please
welcome back to the show, The hilarious, the Talented Alan
Strickland Will y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All Star Weekend, y'all, thanks for having me. What's up, y'all,
It's going to be back. Thanks for thanks for having me.
And yeah, you know, just for the listeners. Little backstory.
I guess transformer neighborhood powers out. So we're so we're
(05:32):
on a hot Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
You should see it. You're not even seeing his us.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
This man has his fingers locked behind his head leaning back.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's how easy he is about this.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried. I meanwhile, I'm like
my foot's shaking a hole in the ground underneath the table.
Cool as eye water over here.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's right, that's that's who he is. In a catastrophe.
He's exactly hands behind vibrating right.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well, I've probably caused it.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So yeah, how do you what do you think going
too hard? What do you what do you suspect did it?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
When you say you were rocking too hard, it's because
you've got like a bit bitcoin mining lab.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I got the big coin. But guys downstairs, I've got
my three, I got all my hair stuff. You have
my hair team in there. They're in they're in the
master bathroom and they get in and around five forty
five every morning, I've got a routine. Uh you know,
Mark Wahlberg, how has that crazy routeeries up at like three,
(06:32):
I've got that. But it's just for my hair, so
it's like my hair's up then, yeah, tweaking it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's so dry.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Thank you very much, Thank you very much, very it's
very kind of you. Yeah, there's a lot of We're
drawing a lot of power from a lot of different
neighboring counties to Los Angeles, so it's just really, you know,
we gotta figure this stuff out, guys. You gotta figure
this stuff out.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
The grid.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Uh, we gotta figure the grid out.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah yeah, if anything for for Alan's hair, and those
aren't hair plug so that's that's natty up top.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah yeah wow. Now now the plugs would even work
right now because the powers.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Are am I right, guys. That's the sort of comedy
that you get on this upcoming album ran Through. When's
it drop, Allen?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, it drops this Friday, October twenty fifth. You can
pre order it now. We've got a lot of one liners,
We've got a lot of relatable bits, We've got some
poignant yet hilarious takes on the celestial bodies that hang
in the sky above. Oh, maybe some trauma stuff. Dating's weird,
you know, stuff like that. The US get. We'll get
into all of it. We wrap it all up nicely
(07:36):
for you. You're gonna lie, You're gonna light the way
you laugh. I guarantee it, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And that plug was as organic as the ones in
your scale.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'll tell you worry. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
All right, Alan, We're gonna get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking
about in the news section. We do. We get to
know the guest. An act one, an act two, Act three.
We look at the news and uh, we're gonna take
a look at the media. How the media is dealing
with Donald Trump's rapidly deteriorating brain. I keep comparing it
(08:09):
for some reason. This visual is locked in my head.
It's cotton candy if you dump a can of diet
coke on it is what I feel like is happening
outside of his head. But he's he's just popping off,
and the media is giving some interesting summations of what
we're seeing him do. We're gonna talk about that, and
(08:29):
we're gonna talk about some recent election fuckery because I
think that is going to maybe be the story of
this election, which is I think it's gonna be a
clean election. You think it's gonna be a clean, clean
in and out, and we're just look at that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
They want every Everyone's going to be stoked, Yeah, every everyone,
Everyone's going to be stoked, and it's gonna We're gonna
be okay.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, all the problems.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Actually, we will be able to go back to brunch
come November sixth, like everyone wants, you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Will go back.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Forgot I forgot about going back. I forget got about
going back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, we can brunch again finally. And then, in honor
of Chick fil A revealing the content offerings on their
new streaming content service, we are going to play a
little game of which post apocalyptic film are we in? Yeah,
so it's very demolition Man. That does feel Demolition Man,
(09:22):
but I feel like I feel like we've got some
other strong contempt. Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna take
a look at that. We would love the audience to
chime in, which which post apocalypt do you think we're in.
But before we get to any of that bullshit, al
And we do like to ask our guest, what is
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So really, I was just home in Florida where I
grew up. I grew up sart of Jacksonville, Florida. So
when I looked at what I searched recently, all of
it is me looking up like what did the carabas
turn into? Like it's me trying to figure out like
what is trying to me? Trying to remember these locations
from life and like be like, oh is that there?
Or was that over there? So yeah, I guess I
(10:04):
was just kind of like back home and in kind
of regression mode and like, you know, trying to figure
out where where my memories, where my childhood was if
did I even have one? You know, Like That's what
I was trying to do. And I don't know if
you can play this. Google didn't really help that much.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I was gonna say, I feel like that the same
way too, with like I'm always trying to remember, Like
I'll look at stuff in like the town I grew
up with and always trying and think back as many
businesses as possible while looking at one business like before
that it was a Blockbuster and next door was the
Chinese Deli. Now that's a UPS store, and this is
somehow a pet store. But I wish there was just
(10:40):
like a like an easier way to just put in
And I mean maybe there is. It's like with a
business registry, like you could just put the address in
and then look at the.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Histories to be just what a site that just does that?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, called what the fuck did this used to be?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, that's great?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Are we looking at one turnover? Any survivors that kind
of still stuck with you were like, wow, still still.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Honestly it was pretty wild. I can basically say no
for almost everything. And there were a lot of closed
there are a lot of there was a lot of
commercial space for lease. You'll appreciate this. The Clay County.
That's the county and from the Clay County GOP office
moved into the old Mexican Restaurant, which is just like
(11:24):
that's like I can't write that. And then like I
was in one place we were having it was like
a fine place as a pub, and I was like
I feel like I've been here before. And then my
dad was like, oh yeah, this used to be Ronnie's
Oysters and Wings. It's where we watched nine to eleven
as a family because all went out and got wings,
which is very Florida, I guess you know.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So it wasn't you were out getting wings when nine
to eleven happened.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That was like.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Happening, I'm taking kids out of school.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, that was like I was like, crazy day, let's
get some wings, Ronnie. But it was funny because I know,
those two.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Airplanes made me think of wings towers.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Those are the flats if you look at the bones,
and a flat boom to build down.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
But so so yeah, a lot of a lot of that,
a lot of that. But it was like so funny.
I was like, I've been here before. Oh right, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Why am I filled with doom? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This is what I experienced, quite literally, the moment where
the entire country turned into military state.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, Alan, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Underrated? I'll say this, And I think people did start
talking about near the end, but the show industry, I
think it's really good. I think all these people that
were all about the succession blah blah blah, I think
it's right there with it. I think that it's gonna
I think the next thing that's gonna be awesome, So
I'll throw that out there.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Industry pretty good, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I love it. I really love it. That's all pretty good.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, but yeah, it's like British.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's like like the first season is kind of interesting,
it's kind of like soapy. Honestly, it's it gets it,
I will say, I think it does get better. But
this past season, season three, there are some episodes in
it that basically I was like, oh, this is their
approach of where it's like each episode is basically like
a movie, Oh okay, which kind of reminds you of
my life, but.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But but it's it's it's just I think like and
I like diverse cast, very diverse group of directors behind
the camera. I I I think, if you haven't given
it a chance yet, give it a chance if you
like it. It does start soapy. It follows like it's
some program at some prestigious investment bank, and it's like
(13:45):
the people that are the fresh grads, they're breaking into
this world. Some of their higher ups above them their
personal lives. But it kind of follows people and it
kind of coalesces, and then maybe it stops following these people.
Then maybe they come back in. But great, you know
for that sort of Sunday night HBO show, it's like
(14:06):
right knocked out of the part.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, I've I've heard a lot of people compared to Succession,
and I was like, all right, that's that's enough for me.
I like to see miserable wealthy people fight.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
There you go, Yeah, there you go, young strivers. Yeah,
that's right. So if it didn't because it doesn't follow
as much the like heads of the bank, it follows
like the young analysts coming in right.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right, But it's like rat race porn. Yeah, yeah, rat
race porn exactly, you know, my favorite genre.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, it's very hustle, it's very grind, but it's also
like so much of it. I'm just like, ah, they're
talking about finances. I have no idea whethery're saying or
what any of it means. And I'm just like, yes, finances, yes, yes, finances,
but it kind of doesn't matter. I think that's a
sign that it's probably a good chew if you don't
really need to know whether they're talked about.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, exactly. I've never been bumped once by a single
like detail of finance and anything like basketball, I'll be like,
that's not how you shoot a basketball. Finance. I'm like, yeah, man,
and those people are smarter than the actual finance people.
You can tell by the way they deliver the stuff. Right, good,
(15:17):
good recommendation. What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Cucumber water? It's not even close for WHOA, Okay, I've
taken Yeah, I'm taking a big shot right across the Yeah,
I don't like cucumber. I mean, I do love pickles,
so I like Bryan, I guess, but I cucumber. Something
about the texture and something about it just I just
can't help but think why. And I'm not super picky.
(15:42):
I'm not super picky. I used to be really picky.
I'm not even super picky. I'm just I hate when
you go to the hotel lobby and you see the
slices in there, like in the you know, in the
like sort of Gratti water that's sort of for everybody, like, yeah,
I oh, when I see those cucumber slices, I really
only ever want a cucumber slide. It's like on my
eye if I'm like in a commercial about what a
(16:04):
spot is, I.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Was gonna say, you seem like you could be. You
seem like a man who might appreciate a couple cute
slices on the eyes on the eye.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I do like I do like the water.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
You don't want it in your water.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I just don't. I don't want it in my water.
It's like it's like a conspiracy theory that Alex Jones has.
They're pretty culcuver and the water yeah, but yeah, yeah,
that's that's my that's my cucumber looks like unsliced yea,
And people swear about it, and I'm like, nah, I
just it's not for me.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think I I recently was in a lobby and
I don't know. I guess I made the mistake of
like trying the water. It felt like they just kept
pouring water on the same cucumber.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, maybe three days.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Let's not do this because I'm I'm like actually tasting
like what the fuck is going on with this?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That tastes like like like drinking that when like you
you know, like you buy vegetables and fruit and stuff,
but then you freaking that like anything that's good for
you or your body goes bad within like twenty seconds
of opening it. Yeah, and then it turns into that
weird slide. It's like you're drinking that. Oh yeah, yeh damn,
that's why happening in my fridge right now.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, does smell? Yeah, that the smell of rotting vegetables. Also,
I've always I've said before on this show, smells like
the inside of an old person's mouth. And it's very unfortunate.
I don't mind a little a little cukee water, or
at least I didn't mind a little cukee water until
you just described it in the way you did. And
(17:33):
now I probably won't fuck with it. And and that's fine.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I'm trying things that I like, I'm trying to start
a movement.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah right, Well I think in La though, too, especially
like they do that to cover mask the taste of
our terrible fire.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh that's actually a good point, that's ood. I never
even thought about it that way. That is a good point. Okay,
now I'm in Yeah, I like it now.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, No, I just like because every time I'm like, see,
you guys are just covering up the fact that La
tap water is garbage, that it's so bad flavored discs
in it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's like a municipal program where they're like, try cucumber water.
Maybe they just drink juice. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I don't just try different. Just don't drink. Just don't drink.
Drink just the fucking top water though. Just don't do that,
please please.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And are we trying the dua lipa diet coke with
pickle juice and with a helipingo juice in it?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
First time, fella, my first time hearing about it. I'll
take a swig.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna try it. It seems like
something that a person who doesn't do drugs would want
to do. Y. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
That's like that's all I've got now, man, this is
how I get wild. I put this other ship in
my diet coke. Like, come on, man, just use opioids
like us. Yeah, come on, man, just do some opioids.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Grow up, grow with this ship.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
we'll come back and talk about the news. And we're back.
We're back. We talked on yesterday's trending about the fact
that Donald Trump continued to say wild shit over the weekend.
(19:18):
If you missed that, Miles, can we just give them
a just yeah? For the record?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Update quick update in case you missed yesterday's Trending Weekend episode.
This was Donald Trump again. He's trying to court voters
in Pennsylvania and decides to evoke a Pennsylvania native by
the name of Arnold Palmer. But Arnold Palmer was all man.
And I say that in all due respect to women,
and I love women, but this guy. But this guy,
(19:44):
this guy, yeah, his horse is a guy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
That was all man.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
This man was strong and tough, and I refused to
say it. But when he took showers with the other pros,
they came out there they said, oh my god, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I had to say it again. No, you did not.
You did.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Trump going into his uh, I guess that one's for me.
You know of his stand up routine. He's got, he's
got He said that he's got the juice back, man,
he's got the juice. Look at our boy up there.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
The halapeno juice. You got it in him? He's got it.
He went. Going into that speech, his campaign said you
were about to see him pivot to like his closing
message on the that was and it was a decidedly
one for them, one for me, one for me. I
just love that.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I mean, I feel like so when this we've been
watching his brain again to evoke diet coke again with
cotton candy. Diet coke is really having a strong presence
in this episoff. I don't know what it is. Maybe
it's because I drink three a day, but like, yeah,
we've watched this decline happen over many years, and just
(21:11):
over the last month and a half it's just been
like in turbo mode, you know, Like last week he
like gave up on life and just swayed to music
for forty minutes, and we're like, really, this is like
really bad, Like this is not a person who has
their shit together, who should be not even like the
three thousandth most powerful American in the country, let alone
(21:32):
the world. But yeah, the rhetoric's getting more violent. He's
just evoking more kinds of fucked up shit, like the
bad genes we have, the enemies we have within, et cetera. Yeah,
and so Nazi shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.
And then so like you look at the media and
you're like, so, what's how are you going to describe this?
Because I feel like the distillation of what he just
said was, Hey, ladies, I love you, but Arnold Palmer's
(21:56):
dick was a sight to behold. I'm sorry, that's just
my truth. I'm Donald Trump. Please vote for me on
November fifth. But like, that's what essentially he was saying.
So Marcy Jones put together like a sort of a
list or like her in her coverage of this, of
just how like other news outlets were even describing Again,
he said many other things, but obviously talking about Arnold
(22:18):
Palmer's junk was like the thing Everyone's.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Like, what the fuck is this? Politico said, Trump appears
energetic in scattered Pennsylvania speech. Scattered but energetic because he
clear he definitely perked up at the thought of talking
to Because the other big thing that happened is that
one of his events in Michigan had audio issues that
(22:42):
he like they couldn't figure out for forty minutes, and
he seemed to fall asleep on stage while that was happening.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
There was another one, yeah, where his mic went out,
I think, and he just wandered the stage for sixteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Where It's like that feels like more of a he
literally fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It looks like a production thing where you could have
been like, hey, the mics aren't working, get off the stage.
But a lot of people were like this guy's losing
it and left out the context that the mics went out.
It wasn't that he just decided to not talk, which
they was like. I was like, come on, like, there's
plenty of ship where he's objectively losing his mind and
we can talk about that.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, you don't need to you don't need to cut
context with Trump. That's kind of like, you know, it's
like what it's like taking a hat off a hat
or something.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I don't know. You could give context.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
And be like why the fuck would he stay up
there if the mics weren't working, Like if you were like, yeah,
come a folks, I gotta get up, like they got
to sort the mic out. Man, I don't know if
the fuck's going on. I'll be right back as soon
as this is done whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I know, you know what I noticed recently I watched him.
I watched him at that what's that thing they do
in New York where like it literally is like a
roast they like do a roast of each other. Kamala
Kamala didn't do it, but Trump did it. It was like.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Al something dinner, whereas there's like a bunch of and
there's a bunch of people in weird tuxedos, like not
normal tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's like white tie.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's like it's like.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Church or something you can only get into, like if
you work at Wayne Enterprises, like some weird thing. It
goes over. But he it was interesting the angle they
had at it. I think there were some audio issues
there too, but the angle they had at it, you
could see you could see through through his hair more
than you ever could, you know what I mean. And
I do think that there. I'm like I think that
(24:27):
I'm like, oh, he's like Samson with like his hair,
like his hair literally like you can see where he
is full on bald underneath this this like ridiculous cotton
candy thing that he's like put together. And I'm like,
oh that the sunlight's getting in there's stuff, it's getting
to the brain and it really is. It's really thrown
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him off. I think I think he needs that lego
lego piece dome help block out the rays. Yeah, so
I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I mean, this is why we have you here, that
you're our foremost men's hair expert.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm the hair guy.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, our hair guy says things are fucked up up top.
It ain't getting through.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
The New York Times in their in their writing of
this rally, they say, quote, Donald Trump opened his rally
at the Arnold Palmer Airport in the trip Pennsylvania with
a ten minute monologue about the golfer for which the
airport is named and who grew up here in the
most pivotal battleground state with election.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Day in Just sorry, Myles gets choked up sometimes. Sorry.
I love Arnold Palmer's I love and I love, and
I love vague descriptions of people who have deceased Genitalia.
The former president spent the entire opening telling Arnold Palmer
golf stories before finally launching in on the border.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh stories, Arnold Palmer golf story. I think what they
think was happening in the showers? Did they think that
was just like he was showing them his swing? They
kind of missed the.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Contact, I don't know, or yeah, maybe because he technic
said he could he drove a ball further than Arnold
Palmer did head to head once that that's a golf story.
And I guess it's a golf story because it guys
at the golf tournament would look at his We don't
know if it's either gigantic or microscopic penis.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That was unbelievable. Oh yeah, you were pointing out. Oh
he never says what they were remarking at. Yeah, sure,
that would be so wild if, like Arnold Palmer's family's
there and he's just making fun of him for having
a little dick.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
But then I guess with the stories about Trump Trump's
genitals from Stormy Daniels, He's like, and that's and that's
all man because Arnold Palmer was like that too, And we're.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Good still manly, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
The Washington Post. Trump fixates on Arnold Palmer as all
man in showers during profane rally, turning his attention to
his rival. After meandering start, Donald Trump used profanity to
insult Vice President Kamala Harris CNN. Trump's closing pitch to
voters begins with profane attacks and elude story about a
Hall of Fame golfer, Like some are descriptions, but none
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are really the sort of getting to the actual point,
like the headlines should be to some point, like what
the fuck does Arnold Palmer's dick have to do with
Donald Trump being president?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm a single issue voter, Okay, I gotta that's the
That's the only thing I've paid attention to talking about it.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Uphold the memory of Arnold Palmer. Don't just reduce him
to an iced t and lemonade mixture.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
He's more than that. They all went. Ah, it does
feel like the overall vibe of the coverage of him
still like hovers in the Trump's got that dog in him,
like range when it comes to like the New York
Times in the Washington Post, like these places are just
you know, they're afraid of what will be said about
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them if they criticize him more so than the Democratic side.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It'd be funny if he just started saying everyone had
a huge dick, if that was his name, just everyone
does matter whatever, Everyone's got a huge dick. Yeah, that's
a platform, I.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Mean, and vote for me. I will talk about how
big your dick was.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, they say she was a giant of
the Supreme Court, and folks, let me tell you, when
the other Supreme Court justices would get out of the
shower at the Supreme Court, they'd go, whoa, whoa, my god, I.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Do I do like to imagine the Supreme Court showering,
oh my god, class yeah, oh god. So anyway, uh,
that we will see.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I think like with the media too, I think there
is also just sort of like they're kind of like, fuck, man,
what else do you want.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Us to say? Like, you know, he's bad.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
We we only know how to cover this one way
and the elections like.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
In two weeks, man, just leave us alone.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Just leave us.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
We're going through it too. You know, you're actively not
going through it.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
You're taking the easy way out all the time with
this like euphemistic nonsense.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, Like there there is a double standard with like
how they treated Biden, you know, misspeaking, and you know
they're definitely a higher standard there. I think it's also
that Trump appears to be enjoying his brain dissolving, whereas
Biden was struggling against it, and Trump seems to be
just going this is fucking everyone's.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's called it's called vibes. We're going, we're running on vibes. Yeah,
that's ribes.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah. Oh he's going to adopt the vibes thing. I
think for sure, the way he did the weave. God,
he still he loves talking about the weave. I think
you were talking about your hair brother. All right, my
hair jokes are on point today. Back to actual stakes,
it is worth looking at just what because the one
(30:00):
kind of piece of election fuggery news that I feel
like broke through to the mainstream was that this Georgia thing,
Like we'd been covering the fact that they had taken
over the election board in Georgia to try and make
it so that all votes had to be hand counted
or was.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It just the so if all votes had to be
hand counted, and then if then they failed to get
an accurate count based on the handcount, then then this
the election board could step in to make the determination
on like, so they just created all these like hoops
to jump through that ended within an eyeby we're the
ones who are going to get to certify the election.
(30:39):
Luckily a judge heard the case and fucking invalidated all
of this shit. They're like, no, like you have to
You're not there to decide, You're just there to fucking
push a stamp on a piece of paper. That's not
for you to determine whether or not something can be certified.
You just certified as it having happened. So that one
seems to be headed in the right direction for now,
(31:00):
for now, for now. Yeah, but there's so many things
going on right like it's just there's just like a
smattering of just little it's it's again like anything sports, whatever,
you got to pick away at the margins, you know,
it's not always like the big blockbuster thing. So like,
for example, in Wisconsin, right, like a number of college
students and people in their twenties who like lived on
(31:21):
or near college campuses received text messages telling them that
they could go to jail and be fined if they
vote in a state where they aren't registered. And they're like,
it's illegal, don't even fucking think about it. But the
statutes that they were like even like they were citing
them in the text message or like you know, penal
code or civil cold da da da. Like that was
(31:42):
for people who would like were Wisconsin residents who are
voting absentee because like if you're an for if you're
a student, you are fine. You are able to vote.
If you know any young people in Wisconsin who are like, what,
what are the rules again? You are able to vote
if you're going to like that. That is a that
is a a right that has been extended to you
by the state of Wisconsin. So if you've if they
(32:03):
say it's like according to the lodges, so it's clear.
If you've lived in one voting area for twenty eight
consecutive days and plan to continue staying there, you can
vote in those places. And this is according to the
state's Election Commission. Even if a college student returns to
his or her parents house on weekends temporarily, they can
still vote where they primarily live, such as on college campuses.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Both le me guess they're voting for avocado toast.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Am I right now? Let me write in avocado toast.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's not even the right reference. That's too old.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
But Hailey Bieber's smoothie from Mariwuon Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Okay, yeah, brought it back, Jack, you saved it with
Hailey Beaver and ariwon reference. Uh yes please yeah then Elon.
You know, while he isn't offering people like megabucks to
vote for Trump, one of his packs is doing their
own bit of misinformation campaigning by targeting air and Jewish
voters in Michigan and Pennsylvania, respectively. So people in Michigan
(33:04):
are receiving ads about Harris's pro Israeli policies, I mean,
which is true.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Wait a second, yeah, but that one actually is true.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, But in Pennsylvania, voters are seeing ads that painter
as at least like staunchly anti Israel. So they're like,
they're they're having it both ways with their mailers, like
doing anything they can to suppress the vote outside of
traditional like disenfranchising of like voters, which it's.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Still early, we don't know what they're going to do
in that right, but truly, then you have election workers
also fearing for their lives. A recent study found that
around thirty eight percent of election workers have received some
kind of threat for the work that they do. And
in North Carolina, they're apparently installing bulletproof glass at the
Durham County elections headquarters just just in case, just in case.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I don't know, just that's just got a feeling, may
maybe maybe it's necessary, who knows. I mean, because we
did see people gathering at outside of vote counting centers
in twenty twenty and just like screaming, so again based
on all of the conspiracy theories and bullshit that's out
there to get people super fired up, this also seems
(34:15):
quite believable. But yeah, I just think this is this
is probably just the just the beginnings of it. Like
I feel like so much more is going to be
unearthed in the lead up to the election and beyond
of like what's happening because Rudy Giuliani, who lost his
legal license but he is still licensed to drunkenly please
himself on camera, is already making shit up about the
(34:37):
election being fixed about but like being really vague. He's like,
you know that, it's like basically saying, like you know
what the Democrats are gonna do. They fix elections even
when they win. They just do it for fun, That's
what they do. And Marjorie Taylor Green and Elon are
also spreading lies about dominion voting machines. Again, if you
don't thought you were done hearing about dominion voting systems,
(34:57):
that they're saying, just like I heard that the machines
magically switch a Trump vote to a Harris vote, And
that's that's really really just we have to look into that.
Dominion is like I think they have like a rapid
response crisis center where they're just rebutting all this stuff
in real time, which like came out and they said, quote,
the false claim that voting machines can switch votes has
(35:18):
been repeatedly debunked, as both state and local authorities have confirmed,
And then they go on to say, like, the one
time there was anything like that, it was purely because
of a user error, like the voter fucked up, and
it was like, ah, I want to I need to
change it, right, So, yeah, it's fine, it'd.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Be that'd be pretty cool if it did do that, though, anything.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I would vote for that.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's very cool.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Voting machine. Yeah, we should. The Democrats should be as
corrupt and willing to break rules as the Republicans pretend
they are, because that's how corrupt and willing to break
rules the Republicans are. And yeah, they should only accusing
you of the ship that they're already trying.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
They should be like, if we do, let's do it.
You got a bit pretty good.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Right, All these fuckers didn't vote for Trump because.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
We didn't switch. Crazy man, it's crazy switch we switched it.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, I mean like they do it in other ways too.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
They switched the samples. Yeah, reference.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
They like to be more subtle, you know, like not
having a primary before an election.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
That's their way of being.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, we can put our thumb on the scales in
different ways.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
All right, let's take a quick break and when we
come back, we are going to play a little game
called which post apocalyptic film are we in? We'll be yeah,
right back and we're back. And so the big news
(36:52):
in a story that we've been following, Yeah, the big
news also in the streaming world. You know, we were
all rocked with the announce meant that Chick fil A
is getting into the content game where they're basically going
to create their own streaming service where you can watch
shows that we were speculating based on their YouTube channel
(37:16):
would be about cows that like do wacky shit like
Warner Brothers style. They have a cartoon series that has
like surprisingly a lot of views where like cows get
into wacky kind of Looney Tunes style adventures. And then
there's also a show on their channel called Evergreen Hills
Stories of Evergreen Hills that has very suspicious view count.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
But hey, hey, hey, come on, man, why just because
it's faith Based's okay.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
There's a lot of Christians out there, man, a lot
of Christians. So the show Stories of every So those
are like two of the things that were announced, right,
they're going to tea I think. I think though.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
The cow one they now are cows that run a
gay conversion therapy sort of like this makes sense where
they yeah, where they.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Sort of victimized chickens or something.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And another one is about the power of Sundays. I believe,
or it might not.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I'm just spitballing here, but I think there's a lesson
zero chance that they could be if someone comes to
something like that.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Just checking the view counts of Stories of Evergreen Hill
on YouTube, this is not suspicious at all. We've got
two hundred and eighteen two hundred fourteen thousand, one hundred
and forty one million for another episode.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh that one's really good.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
I watched that one actually because I was like, is
this thing just like fire? Is this like the best
piece of content? It is a ten minute long little
animated morality tale about bullying. There's like a bunch of
world building where like an old guy takes his young
helper to like the spark Tree, and he's like, the
(38:50):
spark tree works like this. You can get the spark,
but you must use it like just a bunch of
rules and shit. And there's just no reason I can
conceive that anybody would be watching this ship on purpose.
But well that's why I think that that's what makes
this kind of getting it gets a little freaky, right
because before, like they're probably just finding some like Christian
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production companies that are just like they're like, yeah, we
like to make really boring ship. Wait buy it.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
They're like they have like people behind the shows like
top Gear and The X Factor and like that game
show and NBC The Wall, Like they're they're doing deals
with like like proper production companies to like take their
ship to the next level. And also, let's not forget
scripted podcasts, which we all know are work all the time.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I've never seen one not work. The Wall, that's the
game show The Wall. Yeah, Pink Fluence, no man who knows. Yeah,
make sure.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
It sounds like someone had the idea Trickley, They're like,
what if we did cocoa ballad for adults? Yeah, that's
what that's what sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
That's exactly what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It's like maybe Ais writing it, and like it's just
turning out this stuff for something that's very it's a
brave new world, guys, very brave, courageous new world exactly.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
So it does make me feel like I'm in a
post apocalyptic film, as have a number of stories in
the recent in recent weeks, like not just like oh, theoretically,
I see how this feels like we're in a weird
post apocalyptic movie, but like we were talking about this
lapd dog robot dog that they introduced and the video
(40:33):
of them like being introduced. Like what one is like
a shot from a news helicopter where like the news
reporter is like there it is. Then you like see
it like walk on this. It's like straight up out
of RoboCop. Like it is a like could literally be
lifted from RoboCop. And like there's other like news shots
(40:53):
where it just like walks by the news camera and
they're like, wow, there goes a hero. There's rescued who right, yeah, exactly,
And there's like a news story that like compares it
to the size of a Golden retriever instead of more threatening,
like you know, just the they picked the friendliest dog possible, right,
But anyways, and then our writer JM made the observation that,
(41:18):
like the footage of Elon Musk giving a giant, oversized
novelty check to someone who registered to vote for Donald Trump,
like that is something that is on TV in the
background of RoboCop. Like that, It's just like there are
these very specific moments that keep happening that feel like
(41:38):
they are just shots from RoboCop. Yeah, but overall, theoretically
like that, this story about Chick fil A streaming has
more of a demolition man idiocracy vibe.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, I was about to say idiocracy for sure, like
I and I I just had it's happening in in
my in life too, like you're you'll just I was
up in Oakland area. I went too fast food place.
I went to the drive through. They had one of
those centuries like you see them a lot in like
downtown or parking lots. Like it's like a police stand,
(42:14):
there's like a pole, there's silent light every Yeah. Yeah,
and uh it was out there and like we're in
line of the drive through and the speaker just starts going,
welcome to Carls Junior. We are here for your safety.
And I was just like, oh my god, it's straight
up idiocracy, like like welcome to Costco, I love you
like whatever. I was like, oh my god, so wild. Yeah,
(42:35):
it's uh, it's it's really we're we're really it really
is like a movie out there, DONK like we really
we really are. Like it's like I'm like, did someone
cast this? Like did someone is good? This is getting close? Yeah,
Carls Jr. Was the thing from Idiocracy, right, And I
think I think it was Carl's Junior too, or it
(42:56):
might have been. It might have been it might have
been Jay and the b but be Yeah, yeah, I'm
but I felt safe.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, and you did feel safe because who's gonna look
after you better than Jane.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
To be welcome or you can have it your way.
Oh it's Carl's Junior. It was Carls Junior.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
It was Carls Junior. And Idiocracy Yes, yes, indo okay.
In Idiography it has a couple of details that I
had even forgotten, Like I didn't realize that part of
it was like everyone wears crocs. Yes, the thing that
happens in idiocrasy, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Thing that Mike Judge's quote on it is just so
funny because like he was talking about the costumer's decision
to have people in the film wearing crocs, and he said,
quote and I said to her, but you you actually
bought these, like you can order these shoes. What if
by the time the movie comes out these things are
everywhere and it doesn't look like we're set in the future,
and said, oh no, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
These shoes are too ugly.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And sure enough, by the time it comes out two
years later, everyone is wearing crocs. So it already started
coming true even faster than we made the movie, really,
which is wow, you know spot You know.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
It's also funny and idiocricy, the like normal person just
milling about like an extra whatever. That is who Trump
is appealing to with the Arnold Palmer Dick story, right
like like that, like, oh my god, oh well, well,
it was a nice run. It was a nice run.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
I know it's a good too.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I think that's why, Like, you know, Brian the editor,
he was saying he watched it recently and he's like
it was a mistake. I can't this like just hits
weights in a way that is just it's disturbing how
like this is. This isn't even like even like with
the marketing stuff. It's like, oh, it's got more molecules
and whoa molecules? Yeah yeah, and how we are with
(44:48):
like electrolytes or even ship like you know totally this
is alkalized or whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
You're like, okay, yeah, I mean they have the show
al My Balls, which is a pretty close corollary to
many TV shows. AWWE character becoming President, which we've already
crossed over there in that sense, like Donald Trump was
like the reason he made such an effective like public
(45:14):
figure being in a WWE storylines because he has in
his entire career just been a WWE character. Yeah, there's
like a lot of stuff about people not paying attention
to their surroundings, like when Luke Wilson like pod crashes
through Dax Shepherd's wall and he like doesn't even look
up from his TV. They still watch TV and Idiocracy,
(45:37):
so they aren't. It's actually better because they aren't like
walking around with the TV in their hand, right, so
there's less distraction. But still, like that was something that
was seen as abnormal enough to put in satire at
that time that people would just be like, what is
(45:57):
this screen saying.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
That Carls Junior that, And I think if there's that
part where the like the Carls Junior claims the woman's kids,
they're like, Carls Junior believes no child should go hungry.
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed
in the custody of Carls Junior. And you're like, that
feels it's like like the Chick fil A summer camp
for kids when they're like, what what is this, Like, Oh,
(46:21):
they're gonna labor here, but we're gonna call it a
summer camp.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, and people pay for it. Yeah
yeah yeah. But corporations are people. As Mitt Romney said
to us, you know, yeah we must That was like
the we should have we should have been more scared then,
but we were like Mitt Romney's an idiot. But the
heating hot right. Corporations are are people, and now are
at a point where they're the only people who have
(46:46):
legal rights, really like they're the only people who can
actually get anything to change. So what what other children?
There's like some depressing answer. There's like children is like
the bleak answer.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Running running Man is Have you guys seen Running Man?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, yeah, Running Man's great, and I think they're remaking it.
Like I just saw something a reality show. I was like, oh, like,
I don't know something, but I think I think there's
very Running Man vibes out there in the world right now.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah, especially like the shots of like before they even
get into the game, right, that's what Children of Men
is like, the like very bleak, like the footage of
just like World at Large stuff with like there's like
a refugee crisis.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
And oh that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
And you know, the lack of children being born also
you could tie to like lower birth rates are plastic balls.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, everything size now. Yeah, that's like so funny. We're like,
I don't know, it's probably Children of Men, but that's too.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Bleak, so right. It's also probably like Elon Musk's answer,
because he's like, the biggest problem facing us is underpopulation.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Come fuck me, you know right right? Be one of
my three million children. Yeah, I like, I like the safe,
entertaining combo of our falling apart world is probably demolition
man mixture of ideocracy.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, I'm going RoboCop ideocracy because demolition Man also feels
like it would be a conservative's answer where they're like,
you can't say anything anymore. I can't even.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I can't at this museum.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah. No, it turns out I can, and just people
will be mean to me online, but otherwise my life
is normal. Yeah, plane, it's safe. I mean. Brand consolidation
definitely happening, although it's more it's not that like Taco
Bell took over all the other restaurants. It's just like
one company behind the scenes takes over all the other
(48:52):
companies behind the scenes, and they're all just like one
mammoth company. That's like, you know, with their thousand faces. Alan,
where do you land? Which one is? What's the combo
here for you?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
I mean, yeah, I think there's definitely deocracy vibes. I'm
also thinking about water World a little bit, but I
guess in like, we're going to a water world where
it's just the problem is Nestley owns all the water,
right like, and so that's why we have to drink
our own pea or whatever.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
But he was able to convert it. It looked like
the Okay, maybe you.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Know, that's what we'll have to do. We'll have to
use all the pea that's being stored in bottles and
Amazon warehouses to convert into water for us for us, Yeah,
the regular lord.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I mean I think Elysium would be like a good answer,
but like I would have to watch Elysium, and like.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
There's a lot of that I haven't seen, which not like, yeah,
I really need.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
To because that that's the one where like the wealthy
just like escape to a small yeah, suborbital space station.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Is that where they like they can buy they literally
can buy time? Or is that that that's about that?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Okay, yeah, I think so. Yeah, justin Time, justin Timberlake
is just in Time?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, yeah, with like Amanda Ciphered, right mm hm was
the co host or sucks.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I think I also watched it too. In Time is
what it's called good concept though whatever your time was
on Armed, Well, I think that's what's like.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I think it just makes satire and sci fi just
you just realize, like there's a real art to it
because like when you're really like good at sort of
just thinking about how these things play out, whether in
a satirical way or you're trying to create a cautionary
tale for about the future, it's Yeah, they're putting a
lot of ideas together that eventually end up being like
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spot on. Like I feel like, you know, in the
early days, it was always been like The Simpsons enough.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
People like Octavia Butler was right the whole. Yeah, yeah,
parable of the Sewer. It gets a lot right, unfortunately. Yeah,
I don't know, Zei Gang. We'd love to hear pitches.
Don't just say the name of the movie though. Hit
us up with some details that you think rhyme particularly well.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Snow Piercer probably too. And there's so many things like that,
the little elements of it. And we eat bugs. We're
just I mean, I guess we should say up front
that on this podcast we eat bugs and drink our
own piss already.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Yeah, Snowfish as funny because it's like, man, I wish
we had high speed rail like that.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Oh man. Yeah, like in California, you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's actually a good that's actually a good movie.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Aspirational. Snow Piercer is there aspirational postcards. They're on time. Yeah,
Mad Max is like feels like where we're headed, but
I don't Yeah, Mad not that cool yet.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Escape from La Escape from New York. I feel like
I feel like that. It's like that's like seven twelve
years down the road. Maybe a little longer, but it
does feel like we're getting there for sure.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah. All right, well Alan, what a pleasure having you? Yeah, sure,
having guys serious, thanks for making it through the technical difficulties,
exploding transformers.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Using a hotspot, your phone as a hotspot to connect.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
You've done that out there.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I goddamn dystopian.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Oh you can't plug in seventeen hair dryers at once
under the same search trip.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Where's there through to America?
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Let's real? Fuck? Where can people find you? Follow you,
see your next special? All that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Find me totally Alan on Twitter and on Instagram. I'm
Ali Shukam Williams, link Tree, totally Alan. All my stuff
for the albums there, I've got my stand up sets
on there, links to my pod finding my audience. It's
all right there. But yeah, pre order the album, get
in on that, get in on.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
That, go check that funny. Is there a work of
media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Oh, well, I guess, I said industry. Huh.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh you know what?
Speaker 2 (53:06):
You know what I did watch? I just watched it
with my sister. Was I think it's just called chimp Crazy.
It's the guy that did Tiger King and it's about Hbo,
a woman who has a chimpanzee, and it is that
guy's real good at making strange animal based document Yeah,
like like it's so crazy, but they're very good art
to it and just again, yeah, it's like it's one
(53:29):
of those things too where it's like I think there's
four episodes, but it's like it's they just the way
they set up, the way each one ends, it's just
you know, you're swinging from vine to vine. I'll say that,
how about that? But yeah, really good, really good. Really
there's some really crazy people out there in this beautiful
world of ours.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Amazing miles. Where can people find you as their working
media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Uh, find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of
Gray Fine, Jack and I on the basketball podcasts and
Jack I'm Mad Boost and Uh also find me talking
to ninety day Fiance on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Uh, there's there's.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Obviously a lot of people are still talking about the
Donald Trump working the you know McDonald's fry line and
the window at the take to the drive through window.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
This from att Roy with Junior tweeted.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
When I was sixteen working in a hospital cafeteria, a
thirty eight year old coworker named Mike seven four slapped
the shit out of me because I told my supervisor
he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me
in the dishroom. This is where politicians need to be
working a Sunday morning. Ain't shit in most food service jobs.
Work fast food on a Friday night after high school football,
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or deliver pizza's put trump a man down in a
two man dishroom with the frontline begging for clean plates
while Mike seven to four out back trying to buy
fight it in off the nurses in the cardiac wing dishroom,
a sweat box, three hundred degree steam coming off the machine.
And here in in come with mister Wallaby cussing because
the silverware eight ro old. Yet, bitch, it ain't roll
(55:01):
because my co worker is high. Sir, whichever candidate survive
a shift with Mike seven four at the Help South
Rehab Hospital in Birmingham and can find out why he
added seven to four to his name blackmail vote locked in.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
I guarantee that's so good. By the way. There is
a big headline on Drudge right now saying McDonald's stunt
enough to win election, and they're talking about how well
the McDonald stunt went for him at least at the end.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Of Look he looked, he looked at home. He did.
He looked happy.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
He always does. That's the thing. Seems to be enjoying this.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
He loves McDonald's man.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, he will serve it to you if you win
the National Medal of Honor.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
That picture of him with all the burgers is that's hard.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
That accidental renaissance. You can find me on Twitter at
Jack Underscore Obrian tweet. I've been enjoying. Carl Lobo brought
this to our attention from Gooselander. It says, do not
run across the crosswalk apologetically. You are of this earth
and walk among her choir. The devils commanding their wretched
(56:15):
chariots have long since severed the roots of their flesh
and need a reminder that a leisurely scroll triumphs the
roar of their insatiable machines. I have never once crossed
the street in front of a car and not like
started to jog and give a little apologetic wave. And
now I won't be doing that anymore.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, I mean, and you lived in New York like
they're they're the king Is Kings and Queens of that ship.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
Out of the job and like no, just been like, yo,
fuck your car. You know what I mean? New York
is different New York. I've never done that because you know,
I got to walk to the heart.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Then you have to you have to apologize for apologizing.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
They're like, hey, what the what do you apologizing for? Asshole?
You're like you, all right, I have a good day,
much better, all right. Well, you can find me on
Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. You can find us on
Twitter at daily Zeikegeist. We're at v Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.
We have a Facebook fan page on a website Daily
zeikeeist dot com where we post our episodes and our
(57:14):
footnotes no link off to the information that we talked
about in today's episode, as well as a song that
we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do you
think people might enjoy it? This is it? So this
is kind of an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
When you have a little baby, sometimes weird songs get
them dancing in ways you wouldn't believe. I was watch
I was scrolling TikTok and there's like this meme. There's
like a track by this artist belt Traan called smack Yo.
It's like a house kind of track, and for whatever reason,
the geist child started like tick, like just robotically ticking,
(57:47):
like in the like he was doing what people were
doing in the TikTok video. But instinctively he didn't see it.
He just heard the track. He started doing it.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
And then I was like, get in here. He's about
to do it. He's doing dances to this song.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
And and it like like like I don't know, did
jeppetto go through this with Pinocchio where no one believed
that he was like actually moving around. He's like, I
swear to god, this little fucker is just doing it.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
You just you missed it.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Anyway, this track, personally, I've been playing a lot just
because it makes my baby dance. You might find an
annoying or you might be like, oh, okay, I can
maybe they'll try that on my own young children again.
Smack Yo by Beltran. Check it out as my baby
is a ticking and a talking too.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
It see if it makes you chicking and a talking too.
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That's gonna do it for us this morning. We're back
this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we
will talk to you all then. Bye bye bye
I was like, dude, he's gonna be great, man, He's
gonna come through. He's got a fiber Internet. This ship's
gonna be fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
He has like he has like power at his place
where he lives. This guy, this guy's this guy's brushing it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Actually yeah, but he's not leads to it from the
fucking neighbors.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nothing. This guy has. What's that extension cord coming through
your background?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Exactly? I'm just just living off of an entire ecosystem
of stolen uh stolen the extension cords.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They're like all my Transformer blues. Someone caught onto you
and just cut your extension cords.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hold on, I gotta I gotta go start with the
generator downstairs.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Gotta get the Jenny going. Hey does your does your
hybrid have like a plug in it? I could pluck
some ship. Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three
sixty one, Episode one of Dear daily'siya production of iHeartRadio.
(01:08):
We're also America's only undecided podcast. Only a couple of
weeks to go. We're still still making up our minds.
He said some cool stuff about Arnold palmer Man. Yeah,
so I'm back in, you know, I always say I
need to learn more. I need him to answer more questions.
He answered one of my questions this weekend. How big
was Arnold Palmer's dick on my list for some reason?
(01:30):
So he's getting it done. This is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It
is Tuesday, October twenty second, twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Look, not only are we fourteen days away from election day,
it's also a national freud make Hey, it's make a
Dog's Day, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Why don't you make a Dog's Day? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
However that works. It's also National Color Day, like just
I guess shout out to like them and the color spectrum. Uh,
and National Nut Day, so the hell? Yeah, all nuts,
not just one kind.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's just like getting ready for November.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh maybe yeah, get it in, get him while you can, yeah, get.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Him out all right?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Little Diddy about
Jack and his wife put his hand in his arm
and made it fun and said, be mom for life.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I want to Courtesy of Christy Amagucci mame on the discord.
It did come up that that is one of my
one of my flirtation tactics. When we had Katie Golden
of Preacher feature on the episode, she was talking about
a insect that attracts mates by rubbing its penis against
its ridged abdomen. I've never tried that, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What Saturday Night in America?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All right, am I right? But I was like, I guess,
I'm I guess that it's the equivalent of, you know,
making sounds by doing armpit farts. And if I had
a dollar for every time I tried to pick up
a lady doing that, you know what I mean? I
have like tuobus.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I mean when you learned how to finally perfect the
armpit fart where you just go at ham on it
like to the annoyance of everyone around you. Yet and
it was in my thirties, but I feel like I
want to try it right now. Yeah, it's it is
one of the benefits of having some wet pits down there.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So down there are they down there? The equator? Oh?
Because not with my hands, but okay, anyways, I'm thrilled
to be joined as always by my co host, mister
Miles Grass straight from the wild streets of the nation's capital.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Its Miles Gray aka don't call.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Me tending back.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm doing squats to be fuck my ass. Yeah, Yeah,
it's looking better. It was mostly crack. Yeah, Majesty gave
it a little pat.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, patting up the rooge.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, shout out Halseion Salad for that one. Podcasting man.
My podcasting butt is getting better and better as I like,
as I've become aware of it. I just have to
engage my glutes more and riding the bike, walking, doing
just all kinds of interesting stare exercises. So I will
do a grand unveiling of my new butt when the
(04:23):
time comes. So so worried not listeners, Yeah, tend it
back no more, Achilles ass no more. It's no longer
one long achille from heel to tailbone.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Miles. We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat.
Through trials and tribulations, the government tried to shut him down,
but he's here, a very funny comedian and writer who
you have seen doing stand up in places like your TV, yeah,
the internet. Yeah. His new album ran Through is now
(04:58):
available to pre order on app well and vinyl. Please
welcome back to the show, The hilarious, the Talented Alan
Strickland Will y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All Star Weekend, y'all, thanks for having me. What's up, y'all,
It's going to be back. Thanks for thanks for having me.
And yeah, you know, just for the listeners. Little backstory.
I guess transformer neighborhood powers out. So we're so we're
(05:32):
on a hot Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
You should see it. You're not even seeing his us.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
This man has his fingers locked behind his head leaning back.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's how easy he is about this.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried. I meanwhile, I'm like
my foot's shaking a hole in the ground underneath the table.
Cool as eye water over here.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's right, that's that's who he is. In a catastrophe.
He's exactly hands behind vibrating right.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well, I've probably caused it.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So yeah, how do you what do you think going
too hard? What do you what do you suspect did it?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
When you say you were rocking too hard, it's because
you've got like a bit bitcoin mining lab.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I got the big coin. But guys downstairs, I've got
my three, I got all my hair stuff. You have
my hair team in there. They're in they're in the
master bathroom and they get in and around five forty
five every morning, I've got a routine. Uh you know,
Mark Wahlberg, how has that crazy routeeries up at like three,
(06:32):
I've got that. But it's just for my hair, so
it's like my hair's up then, yeah, tweaking it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's so dry.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Thank you very much, Thank you very much, very it's
very kind of you. Yeah, there's a lot of We're
drawing a lot of power from a lot of different
neighboring counties to Los Angeles, so it's just really, you know,
we gotta figure this stuff out, guys. You gotta figure
this stuff out.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
The grid.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Uh, we gotta figure the grid out.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah yeah, if anything for for Alan's hair, and those
aren't hair plug so that's that's natty up top.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah yeah wow. Now now the plugs would even work
right now because the powers.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Are am I right, guys. That's the sort of comedy
that you get on this upcoming album ran Through. When's
it drop, Allen?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, it drops this Friday, October twenty fifth. You can
pre order it now. We've got a lot of one liners,
We've got a lot of relatable bits, We've got some
poignant yet hilarious takes on the celestial bodies that hang
in the sky above. Oh, maybe some trauma stuff. Dating's weird,
you know, stuff like that. The US get. We'll get
into all of it. We wrap it all up nicely
(07:36):
for you. You're gonna lie, You're gonna light the way
you laugh. I guarantee it, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
And that plug was as organic as the ones in
your scale.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'll tell you worry. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
All right, Alan, We're gonna get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking
about in the news section. We do. We get to
know the guest. An act one, an act two, Act three.
We look at the news and uh, we're gonna take
a look at the media. How the media is dealing
with Donald Trump's rapidly deteriorating brain. I keep comparing it
(08:09):
for some reason. This visual is locked in my head.
It's cotton candy if you dump a can of diet
coke on it is what I feel like is happening
outside of his head. But he's he's just popping off,
and the media is giving some interesting summations of what
we're seeing him do. We're gonna talk about that, and
(08:29):
we're gonna talk about some recent election fuckery because I
think that is going to maybe be the story of
this election, which is I think it's gonna be a
clean election. You think it's gonna be a clean, clean
in and out, and we're just look at that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
They want every Everyone's going to be stoked, Yeah, every everyone,
Everyone's going to be stoked, and it's gonna We're gonna
be okay.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, all the problems.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Actually, we will be able to go back to brunch
come November sixth, like everyone wants, you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Will go back.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Forgot I forgot about going back. I forget got about
going back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, we can brunch again finally. And then, in honor
of Chick fil A revealing the content offerings on their
new streaming content service, we are going to play a
little game of which post apocalyptic film are we in? Yeah,
so it's very demolition Man. That does feel Demolition Man,
(09:22):
but I feel like I feel like we've got some
other strong contempt. Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna take
a look at that. We would love the audience to
chime in, which which post apocalypt do you think we're in.
But before we get to any of that bullshit, al
And we do like to ask our guest, what is
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So really, I was just home in Florida where I
grew up. I grew up sart of Jacksonville, Florida. So
when I looked at what I searched recently, all of
it is me looking up like what did the carabas
turn into? Like it's me trying to figure out like
what is trying to me? Trying to remember these locations
from life and like be like, oh is that there?
Or was that over there? So yeah, I guess I
(10:04):
was just kind of like back home and in kind
of regression mode and like, you know, trying to figure
out where where my memories, where my childhood was if
did I even have one? You know, Like That's what
I was trying to do. And I don't know if
you can play this. Google didn't really help that much.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I was gonna say, I feel like that the same
way too, with like I'm always trying to remember, Like
I'll look at stuff in like the town I grew
up with and always trying and think back as many
businesses as possible while looking at one business like before
that it was a Blockbuster and next door was the
Chinese Deli. Now that's a UPS store, and this is
somehow a pet store. But I wish there was just
(10:40):
like a like an easier way to just put in
And I mean maybe there is. It's like with a
business registry, like you could just put the address in
and then look at the.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Histories to be just what a site that just does that?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, called what the fuck did this used to be?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, that's great?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Are we looking at one turnover? Any survivors that kind
of still stuck with you were like, wow, still still.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Honestly it was pretty wild. I can basically say no
for almost everything. And there were a lot of closed
there are a lot of there was a lot of
commercial space for lease. You'll appreciate this. The Clay County.
That's the county and from the Clay County GOP office
moved into the old Mexican Restaurant, which is just like
(11:24):
that's like I can't write that. And then like I
was in one place we were having it was like
a fine place as a pub, and I was like
I feel like I've been here before. And then my
dad was like, oh yeah, this used to be Ronnie's
Oysters and Wings. It's where we watched nine to eleven
as a family because all went out and got wings,
which is very Florida, I guess you know.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So it wasn't you were out getting wings when nine
to eleven happened.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That was like.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Happening, I'm taking kids out of school.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, that was like I was like, crazy day, let's
get some wings, Ronnie. But it was funny because I know,
those two.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Airplanes made me think of wings towers.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Those are the flats if you look at the bones,
and a flat boom to build down.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
But so so yeah, a lot of a lot of that,
a lot of that. But it was like so funny.
I was like, I've been here before. Oh right, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Why am I filled with doom? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This is what I experienced, quite literally, the moment where
the entire country turned into military state.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, Alan, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Underrated? I'll say this, And I think people did start
talking about near the end, but the show industry, I
think it's really good. I think all these people that
were all about the succession blah blah blah, I think
it's right there with it. I think that it's gonna
I think the next thing that's gonna be awesome, So
I'll throw that out there.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Industry pretty good, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I love it. I really love it. That's all pretty good.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, but yeah, it's like British.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's like like the first season is kind of interesting,
it's kind of like soapy. Honestly, it's it gets it,
I will say, I think it does get better. But
this past season, season three, there are some episodes in
it that basically I was like, oh, this is their
approach of where it's like each episode is basically like
a movie, Oh okay, which kind of reminds you of
my life, but.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But but it's it's it's just I think like and
I like diverse cast, very diverse group of directors behind
the camera. I I I think, if you haven't given
it a chance yet, give it a chance if you
like it. It does start soapy. It follows like it's
some program at some prestigious investment bank, and it's like
(13:45):
the people that are the fresh grads, they're breaking into
this world. Some of their higher ups above them their
personal lives. But it kind of follows people and it
kind of coalesces, and then maybe it stops following these people.
Then maybe they come back in. But great, you know
for that sort of Sunday night HBO show, it's like
(14:06):
right knocked out of the part.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, I've I've heard a lot of people compared to Succession,
and I was like, all right, that's that's enough for me.
I like to see miserable wealthy people fight.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
There you go, Yeah, there you go, young strivers. Yeah,
that's right. So if it didn't because it doesn't follow
as much the like heads of the bank, it follows
like the young analysts coming in right.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right, But it's like rat race porn. Yeah, yeah, rat
race porn exactly, you know, my favorite genre.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, it's very hustle, it's very grind, but it's also
like so much of it. I'm just like, ah, they're
talking about finances. I have no idea whethery're saying or
what any of it means. And I'm just like, yes, finances, yes, yes, finances,
but it kind of doesn't matter. I think that's a
sign that it's probably a good chew if you don't
really need to know whether they're talked about.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, exactly. I've never been bumped once by a single
like detail of finance and anything like basketball, I'll be like,
that's not how you shoot a basketball. Finance. I'm like, yeah, man,
and those people are smarter than the actual finance people.
You can tell by the way they deliver the stuff. Right, good,
(15:17):
good recommendation. What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Cucumber water? It's not even close for WHOA, Okay, I've
taken Yeah, I'm taking a big shot right across the Yeah,
I don't like cucumber. I mean, I do love pickles,
so I like Bryan, I guess, but I cucumber. Something
about the texture and something about it just I just
can't help but think why. And I'm not super picky.
(15:42):
I'm not super picky. I used to be really picky.
I'm not even super picky. I'm just I hate when
you go to the hotel lobby and you see the
slices in there, like in the you know, in the
like sort of Gratti water that's sort of for everybody, like, yeah,
I oh, when I see those cucumber slices, I really
only ever want a cucumber slide. It's like on my
eye if I'm like in a commercial about what a
(16:04):
spot is, I.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Was gonna say, you seem like you could be. You
seem like a man who might appreciate a couple cute
slices on the eyes on the eye.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I do like I do like the water.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
You don't want it in your water.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I just don't. I don't want it in my water.
It's like it's like a conspiracy theory that Alex Jones has.
They're pretty culcuver and the water yeah, but yeah, yeah,
that's that's my that's my cucumber looks like unsliced yea,
And people swear about it, and I'm like, nah, I
just it's not for me.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I think I I recently was in a lobby and
I don't know. I guess I made the mistake of
like trying the water. It felt like they just kept
pouring water on the same cucumber.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, maybe three days.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Let's not do this because I'm I'm like actually tasting
like what the fuck is going on with this?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That tastes like like like drinking that when like you
you know, like you buy vegetables and fruit and stuff,
but then you freaking that like anything that's good for
you or your body goes bad within like twenty seconds
of opening it. Yeah, and then it turns into that
weird slide. It's like you're drinking that. Oh yeah, yeh damn,
that's why happening in my fridge right now.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, does smell? Yeah, that the smell of rotting vegetables. Also,
I've always I've said before on this show, smells like
the inside of an old person's mouth. And it's very unfortunate.
I don't mind a little a little cukee water, or
at least I didn't mind a little cukee water until
you just described it in the way you did. And
(17:33):
now I probably won't fuck with it. And and that's fine.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I'm trying things that I like, I'm trying to start
a movement.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah right, Well I think in La though, too, especially
like they do that to cover mask the taste of
our terrible fire.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh that's actually a good point, that's ood. I never
even thought about it that way. That is a good point. Okay,
now I'm in Yeah, I like it now.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, No, I just like because every time I'm like, see,
you guys are just covering up the fact that La
tap water is garbage, that it's so bad flavored discs
in it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's like a municipal program where they're like, try cucumber water.
Maybe they just drink juice. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I don't just try different. Just don't drink. Just don't drink.
Drink just the fucking top water though. Just don't do that,
please please.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And are we trying the dua lipa diet coke with
pickle juice and with a helipingo juice in it?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
First time, fella, my first time hearing about it. I'll
take a swig.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna try it. It seems like
something that a person who doesn't do drugs would want
to do. Y. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
That's like that's all I've got now, man, this is
how I get wild. I put this other ship in
my diet coke. Like, come on, man, just use opioids
like us. Yeah, come on, man, just do some opioids.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Grow up, grow with this ship.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
we'll come back and talk about the news. And we're back.
We're back. We talked on yesterday's trending about the fact
that Donald Trump continued to say wild shit over the weekend.
(19:18):
If you missed that, Miles, can we just give them
a just yeah? For the record?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Update quick update in case you missed yesterday's Trending Weekend episode.
This was Donald Trump again. He's trying to court voters
in Pennsylvania and decides to evoke a Pennsylvania native by
the name of Arnold Palmer. But Arnold Palmer was all man.
And I say that in all due respect to women,
and I love women, but this guy. But this guy,
(19:44):
this guy, yeah, his horse is a guy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
That was all man.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
This man was strong and tough, and I refused to
say it. But when he took showers with the other pros,
they came out there they said, oh my god, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
I had to say it again. No, you did not.
You did.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Trump going into his uh, I guess that one's for me.
You know of his stand up routine. He's got, he's
got He said that he's got the juice back, man,
he's got the juice. Look at our boy up there.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
The halapeno juice. You got it in him? He's got it.
He went. Going into that speech, his campaign said you
were about to see him pivot to like his closing
message on the that was and it was a decidedly
one for them, one for me, one for me. I
just love that.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I mean, I feel like so when this we've been
watching his brain again to evoke diet coke again with
cotton candy. Diet coke is really having a strong presence
in this episoff. I don't know what it is. Maybe
it's because I drink three a day, but like, yeah,
we've watched this decline happen over many years, and just
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over the last month and a half it's just been
like in turbo mode, you know, Like last week he
like gave up on life and just swayed to music
for forty minutes, and we're like, really, this is like
really bad, Like this is not a person who has
their shit together, who should be not even like the
three thousandth most powerful American in the country, let alone
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the world. But yeah, the rhetoric's getting more violent. He's
just evoking more kinds of fucked up shit, like the
bad genes we have, the enemies we have within, et cetera. Yeah,
and so Nazi shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.
And then so like you look at the media and
you're like, so, what's how are you going to describe this?
Because I feel like the distillation of what he just
said was, Hey, ladies, I love you, but Arnold Palmer's
(21:56):
dick was a sight to behold. I'm sorry, that's just
my truth. I'm Donald Trump. Please vote for me on
November fifth. But like, that's what essentially he was saying.
So Marcy Jones put together like a sort of a
list or like her in her coverage of this, of
just how like other news outlets were even describing Again,
he said many other things, but obviously talking about Arnold
(22:18):
Palmer's junk was like the thing Everyone's.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Like, what the fuck is this? Politico said, Trump appears
energetic in scattered Pennsylvania speech. Scattered but energetic because he
clear he definitely perked up at the thought of talking
to Because the other big thing that happened is that
one of his events in Michigan had audio issues that
(22:42):
he like they couldn't figure out for forty minutes, and
he seemed to fall asleep on stage while that was happening.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
There was another one, yeah, where his mic went out,
I think, and he just wandered the stage for sixteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Where It's like that feels like more of a he
literally fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It looks like a production thing where you could have
been like, hey, the mics aren't working, get off the stage.
But a lot of people were like this guy's losing
it and left out the context that the mics went out.
It wasn't that he just decided to not talk, which
they was like. I was like, come on, like, there's
plenty of ship where he's objectively losing his mind and
we can talk about that.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, you don't need to you don't need to cut
context with Trump. That's kind of like, you know, it's
like what it's like taking a hat off a hat
or something.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I don't know. You could give context.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
And be like why the fuck would he stay up
there if the mics weren't working, Like if you were like, yeah,
come a folks, I gotta get up, like they got
to sort the mic out. Man, I don't know if
the fuck's going on. I'll be right back as soon
as this is done whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I know, you know what I noticed recently I watched him.
I watched him at that what's that thing they do
in New York where like it literally is like a
roast they like do a roast of each other. Kamala
Kamala didn't do it, but Trump did it. It was like.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Al something dinner, whereas there's like a bunch of and
there's a bunch of people in weird tuxedos, like not
normal tuxedos.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It's like white tie.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It's like it's like.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Church or something you can only get into, like if
you work at Wayne Enterprises, like some weird thing. It
goes over. But he it was interesting the angle they
had at it. I think there were some audio issues
there too, but the angle they had at it, you
could see you could see through through his hair more
than you ever could, you know what I mean. And
I do think that there. I'm like I think that
(24:27):
I'm like, oh, he's like Samson with like his hair,
like his hair literally like you can see where he
is full on bald underneath this this like ridiculous cotton
candy thing that he's like put together. And I'm like,
oh that the sunlight's getting in there's stuff, it's getting
to the brain and it really is. It's really thrown
(24:48):
him off. I think I think he needs that lego
lego piece dome help block out the rays. Yeah, so
I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I mean, this is why we have you here, that
you're our foremost men's hair expert.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm the hair guy.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, our hair guy says things are fucked up up top.
It ain't getting through.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
The New York Times in their in their writing of
this rally, they say, quote, Donald Trump opened his rally
at the Arnold Palmer Airport in the trip Pennsylvania with
a ten minute monologue about the golfer for which the
airport is named and who grew up here in the
most pivotal battleground state with election.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Day in Just sorry, Myles gets choked up sometimes. Sorry.
I love Arnold Palmer's I love and I love, and
I love vague descriptions of people who have deceased Genitalia.
The former president spent the entire opening telling Arnold Palmer
golf stories before finally launching in on the border.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh stories, Arnold Palmer golf story. I think what they
think was happening in the showers? Did they think that
was just like he was showing them his swing? They
kind of missed the.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Contact, I don't know, or yeah, maybe because he technic
said he could he drove a ball further than Arnold
Palmer did head to head once that that's a golf story.
And I guess it's a golf story because it guys
at the golf tournament would look at his We don't
know if it's either gigantic or microscopic penis.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
That was unbelievable. Oh yeah, you were pointing out. Oh
he never says what they were remarking at. Yeah, sure,
that would be so wild if, like Arnold Palmer's family's
there and he's just making fun of him for having
a little dick.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
But then I guess with the stories about Trump Trump's
genitals from Stormy Daniels, He's like, and that's and that's
all man because Arnold Palmer was like that too, And we're.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Good still manly, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
The Washington Post. Trump fixates on Arnold Palmer as all
man in showers during profane rally, turning his attention to
his rival. After meandering start, Donald Trump used profanity to
insult Vice President Kamala Harris CNN. Trump's closing pitch to
voters begins with profane attacks and elude story about a
Hall of Fame golfer, Like some are descriptions, but none
(26:59):
are really the sort of getting to the actual point,
like the headlines should be to some point, like what
the fuck does Arnold Palmer's dick have to do with
Donald Trump being president?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm a single issue voter, Okay, I gotta that's the
That's the only thing I've paid attention to talking about it.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Uphold the memory of Arnold Palmer. Don't just reduce him
to an iced t and lemonade mixture.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
He's more than that. They all went. Ah, it does
feel like the overall vibe of the coverage of him
still like hovers in the Trump's got that dog in him,
like range when it comes to like the New York
Times in the Washington Post, like these places are just
you know, they're afraid of what will be said about
(27:47):
them if they criticize him more so than the Democratic side.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It'd be funny if he just started saying everyone had
a huge dick, if that was his name, just everyone
does matter whatever, Everyone's got a huge dick. Yeah, that's
a platform, I.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Mean, and vote for me. I will talk about how
big your dick was.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, they say she was a giant of
the Supreme Court, and folks, let me tell you, when
the other Supreme Court justices would get out of the
shower at the Supreme Court, they'd go, whoa, whoa, my god, I.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Do I do like to imagine the Supreme Court showering,
oh my god, class yeah, oh god. So anyway, uh,
that we will see.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I think like with the media too, I think there
is also just sort of like they're kind of like, fuck, man,
what else do you want.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Us to say? Like, you know, he's bad.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
We we only know how to cover this one way
and the elections like.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
In two weeks, man, just leave us alone.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Just leave us.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
We're going through it too. You know, you're actively not
going through it.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
You're taking the easy way out all the time with
this like euphemistic nonsense.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, Like there there is a double standard with like
how they treated Biden, you know, misspeaking, and you know
they're definitely a higher standard there. I think it's also
that Trump appears to be enjoying his brain dissolving, whereas
Biden was struggling against it, and Trump seems to be
just going this is fucking everyone's.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's called it's called vibes. We're going, we're running on vibes. Yeah,
that's ribes.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah. Oh he's going to adopt the vibes thing. I
think for sure, the way he did the weave. God,
he still he loves talking about the weave. I think
you were talking about your hair brother. All right, my
hair jokes are on point today. Back to actual stakes,
it is worth looking at just what because the one
(30:00):
kind of piece of election fuggery news that I feel
like broke through to the mainstream was that this Georgia thing,
Like we'd been covering the fact that they had taken
over the election board in Georgia to try and make
it so that all votes had to be hand counted
or was.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It just the so if all votes had to be
hand counted, and then if then they failed to get
an accurate count based on the handcount, then then this
the election board could step in to make the determination
on like, so they just created all these like hoops
to jump through that ended within an eyeby we're the
ones who are going to get to certify the election.
(30:39):
Luckily a judge heard the case and fucking invalidated all
of this shit. They're like, no, like you have to
You're not there to decide, You're just there to fucking
push a stamp on a piece of paper. That's not
for you to determine whether or not something can be certified.
You just certified as it having happened. So that one
seems to be headed in the right direction for now,
(31:00):
for now, for now. Yeah, but there's so many things
going on right like it's just there's just like a
smattering of just little it's it's again like anything sports, whatever,
you got to pick away at the margins, you know,
it's not always like the big blockbuster thing. So like,
for example, in Wisconsin, right, like a number of college
students and people in their twenties who like lived on
(31:21):
or near college campuses received text messages telling them that
they could go to jail and be fined if they
vote in a state where they aren't registered. And they're like,
it's illegal, don't even fucking think about it. But the
statutes that they were like even like they were citing
them in the text message or like you know, penal
code or civil cold da da da. Like that was
(31:42):
for people who would like were Wisconsin residents who are
voting absentee because like if you're an for if you're
a student, you are fine. You are able to vote.
If you know any young people in Wisconsin who are like, what,
what are the rules again? You are able to vote
if you're going to like that. That is a that
is a a right that has been extended to you
by the state of Wisconsin. So if you've if they
(32:03):
say it's like according to the lodges, so it's clear.
If you've lived in one voting area for twenty eight
consecutive days and plan to continue staying there, you can
vote in those places. And this is according to the
state's Election Commission. Even if a college student returns to
his or her parents house on weekends temporarily, they can
still vote where they primarily live, such as on college campuses.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Both le me guess they're voting for avocado toast.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Am I right now? Let me write in avocado toast.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's not even the right reference. That's too old.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
But Hailey Bieber's smoothie from Mariwuon Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Okay, yeah, brought it back, Jack, you saved it with
Hailey Beaver and ariwon reference. Uh yes please yeah then Elon.
You know, while he isn't offering people like megabucks to
vote for Trump, one of his packs is doing their
own bit of misinformation campaigning by targeting air and Jewish
voters in Michigan and Pennsylvania, respectively. So people in Michigan
(33:04):
are receiving ads about Harris's pro Israeli policies, I mean,
which is true.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Wait a second, yeah, but that one actually is true.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, But in Pennsylvania, voters are seeing ads that painter
as at least like staunchly anti Israel. So they're like,
they're they're having it both ways with their mailers, like
doing anything they can to suppress the vote outside of
traditional like disenfranchising of like voters, which it's.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Still early, we don't know what they're going to do
in that right, but truly, then you have election workers
also fearing for their lives. A recent study found that
around thirty eight percent of election workers have received some
kind of threat for the work that they do. And
in North Carolina, they're apparently installing bulletproof glass at the
Durham County elections headquarters just just in case, just in case.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I don't know, just that's just got a feeling, may
maybe maybe it's necessary, who knows. I mean, because we
did see people gathering at outside of vote counting centers
in twenty twenty and just like screaming, so again based
on all of the conspiracy theories and bullshit that's out
there to get people super fired up, this also seems
(34:15):
quite believable. But yeah, I just think this is this
is probably just the just the beginnings of it. Like
I feel like so much more is going to be
unearthed in the lead up to the election and beyond
of like what's happening because Rudy Giuliani, who lost his
legal license but he is still licensed to drunkenly please
himself on camera, is already making shit up about the
(34:37):
election being fixed about but like being really vague. He's like,
you know that, it's like basically saying, like you know
what the Democrats are gonna do. They fix elections even
when they win. They just do it for fun, That's
what they do. And Marjorie Taylor Green and Elon are
also spreading lies about dominion voting machines. Again, if you
don't thought you were done hearing about dominion voting systems,
(34:57):
that they're saying, just like I heard that the machines
magically switch a Trump vote to a Harris vote, And
that's that's really really just we have to look into that.
Dominion is like I think they have like a rapid
response crisis center where they're just rebutting all this stuff
in real time, which like came out and they said, quote,
the false claim that voting machines can switch votes has
(35:18):
been repeatedly debunked, as both state and local authorities have confirmed,
And then they go on to say, like, the one
time there was anything like that, it was purely because
of a user error, like the voter fucked up, and
it was like, ah, I want to I need to
change it, right, So, yeah, it's fine, it'd.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Be that'd be pretty cool if it did do that, though, anything.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I would vote for that.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's very cool.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Voting machine. Yeah, we should. The Democrats should be as
corrupt and willing to break rules as the Republicans pretend
they are, because that's how corrupt and willing to break
rules the Republicans are. And yeah, they should only accusing
you of the ship that they're already trying.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
They should be like, if we do, let's do it.
You got a bit pretty good.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Right, All these fuckers didn't vote for Trump because.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
We didn't switch. Crazy man, it's crazy switch we switched it.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, I mean like they do it in other ways too.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
They switched the samples. Yeah, reference.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
They like to be more subtle, you know, like not
having a primary before an election.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
That's their way of being.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, we can put our thumb on the scales in
different ways.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
All right, let's take a quick break and when we
come back, we are going to play a little game
called which post apocalyptic film are we in? We'll be yeah,
right back and we're back. And so the big news
(36:52):
in a story that we've been following, Yeah, the big
news also in the streaming world. You know, we were
all rocked with the announce meant that Chick fil A
is getting into the content game where they're basically going
to create their own streaming service where you can watch
shows that we were speculating based on their YouTube channel
(37:16):
would be about cows that like do wacky shit like
Warner Brothers style. They have a cartoon series that has
like surprisingly a lot of views where like cows get
into wacky kind of Looney Tunes style adventures. And then
there's also a show on their channel called Evergreen Hills
Stories of Evergreen Hills that has very suspicious view count.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
But hey, hey, hey, come on, man, why just because
it's faith Based's okay.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
There's a lot of Christians out there, man, a lot
of Christians. So the show Stories of every So those
are like two of the things that were announced, right,
they're going to tea I think. I think though.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
The cow one they now are cows that run a
gay conversion therapy sort of like this makes sense where
they yeah, where they.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Sort of victimized chickens or something.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And another one is about the power of Sundays. I believe,
or it might not.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I'm just spitballing here, but I think there's a lesson
zero chance that they could be if someone comes to
something like that.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Just checking the view counts of Stories of Evergreen Hill
on YouTube, this is not suspicious at all. We've got
two hundred and eighteen two hundred fourteen thousand, one hundred
and forty one million for another episode.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh that one's really good.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
I watched that one actually because I was like, is
this thing just like fire? Is this like the best
piece of content? It is a ten minute long little
animated morality tale about bullying. There's like a bunch of
world building where like an old guy takes his young
helper to like the spark Tree, and he's like, the
(38:50):
spark tree works like this. You can get the spark,
but you must use it like just a bunch of
rules and shit. And there's just no reason I can
conceive that anybody would be watching this ship on purpose.
But well that's why I think that that's what makes
this kind of getting it gets a little freaky, right
because before, like they're probably just finding some like Christian
(39:11):
production companies that are just like they're like, yeah, we
like to make really boring ship. Wait buy it.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
They're like they have like people behind the shows like
top Gear and The X Factor and like that game
show and NBC The Wall, Like they're they're doing deals
with like like proper production companies to like take their
ship to the next level. And also, let's not forget
scripted podcasts, which we all know are work all the time.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I've never seen one not work. The Wall, that's the
game show The Wall. Yeah, Pink Fluence, no man who knows. Yeah,
make sure.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
It sounds like someone had the idea Trickley, They're like,
what if we did cocoa ballad for adults? Yeah, that's
what that's what sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
That's exactly what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It's like maybe Ais writing it, and like it's just
turning out this stuff for something that's very it's a
brave new world, guys, very brave, courageous new world exactly.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
So it does make me feel like I'm in a
post apocalyptic film, as have a number of stories in
the recent in recent weeks, like not just like oh, theoretically,
I see how this feels like we're in a weird
post apocalyptic movie, but like we were talking about this
lapd dog robot dog that they introduced and the video
(40:33):
of them like being introduced. Like what one is like
a shot from a news helicopter where like the news
reporter is like there it is. Then you like see
it like walk on this. It's like straight up out
of RoboCop. Like it is a like could literally be
lifted from RoboCop. And like there's other like news shots
(40:53):
where it just like walks by the news camera and
they're like, wow, there goes a hero. There's rescued who right, yeah, exactly,
And there's like a news story that like compares it
to the size of a Golden retriever instead of more threatening,
like you know, just the they picked the friendliest dog possible, right,
But anyways, and then our writer JM made the observation that,
(41:18):
like the footage of Elon Musk giving a giant, oversized
novelty check to someone who registered to vote for Donald Trump,
like that is something that is on TV in the
background of RoboCop. Like that, It's just like there are
these very specific moments that keep happening that feel like
(41:38):
they are just shots from RoboCop. Yeah, but overall, theoretically
like that, this story about Chick fil A streaming has
more of a demolition man idiocracy vibe.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, I was about to say idiocracy for sure, like
I and I I just had it's happening in in
my in life too, like you're you'll just I was
up in Oakland area. I went too fast food place.
I went to the drive through. They had one of
those centuries like you see them a lot in like
downtown or parking lots. Like it's like a police stand,
(42:14):
there's like a pole, there's silent light every Yeah. Yeah,
and uh it was out there and like we're in
line of the drive through and the speaker just starts going,
welcome to Carls Junior. We are here for your safety.
And I was just like, oh my god, it's straight
up idiocracy, like like welcome to Costco, I love you
like whatever. I was like, oh my god, so wild. Yeah,
(42:35):
it's uh, it's it's really we're we're really it really
is like a movie out there, DONK like we really
we really are. Like it's like I'm like, did someone
cast this? Like did someone is good? This is getting close? Yeah,
Carls Jr. Was the thing from Idiocracy, right, And I
think I think it was Carl's Junior too, or it
(42:56):
might have been. It might have been it might have
been Jay and the b but be Yeah, yeah, I'm
but I felt safe.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, and you did feel safe because who's gonna look
after you better than Jane.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
To be welcome or you can have it your way.
Oh it's Carl's Junior. It was Carls Junior.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
It was Carls Junior. And Idiocracy Yes, yes, indo okay.
In Idiography it has a couple of details that I
had even forgotten, Like I didn't realize that part of
it was like everyone wears crocs. Yes, the thing that
happens in idiocrasy, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Thing that Mike Judge's quote on it is just so
funny because like he was talking about the costumer's decision
to have people in the film wearing crocs, and he said,
quote and I said to her, but you you actually
bought these, like you can order these shoes. What if
by the time the movie comes out these things are
everywhere and it doesn't look like we're set in the future,
and said, oh no, that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
These shoes are too ugly.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And sure enough, by the time it comes out two
years later, everyone is wearing crocs. So it already started
coming true even faster than we made the movie, really,
which is wow, you know spot You know.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
It's also funny and idiocricy, the like normal person just
milling about like an extra whatever. That is who Trump
is appealing to with the Arnold Palmer Dick story, right
like like that, like, oh my god, oh well, well,
it was a nice run. It was a nice run.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
I know it's a good too.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I think that's why, Like, you know, Brian the editor,
he was saying he watched it recently and he's like
it was a mistake. I can't this like just hits
weights in a way that is just it's disturbing how
like this is. This isn't even like even like with
the marketing stuff. It's like, oh, it's got more molecules
and whoa molecules? Yeah yeah, and how we are with
(44:48):
like electrolytes or even ship like you know totally this
is alkalized or whatever.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
You're like, okay, yeah, I mean they have the show
al My Balls, which is a pretty close corollary to
many TV shows. AWWE character becoming President, which we've already
crossed over there in that sense, like Donald Trump was
like the reason he made such an effective like public
(45:14):
figure being in a WWE storylines because he has in
his entire career just been a WWE character. Yeah, there's
like a lot of stuff about people not paying attention
to their surroundings, like when Luke Wilson like pod crashes
through Dax Shepherd's wall and he like doesn't even look
up from his TV. They still watch TV and Idiocracy,
(45:37):
so they aren't. It's actually better because they aren't like
walking around with the TV in their hand, right, so
there's less distraction. But still, like that was something that
was seen as abnormal enough to put in satire at
that time that people would just be like, what is
(45:57):
this screen saying.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
That Carls Junior that, And I think if there's that
part where the like the Carls Junior claims the woman's kids,
they're like, Carls Junior believes no child should go hungry.
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed
in the custody of Carls Junior. And you're like, that
feels it's like like the Chick fil A summer camp
for kids when they're like, what what is this, Like, Oh,
(46:21):
they're gonna labor here, but we're gonna call it a
summer camp.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, and people pay for it. Yeah
yeah yeah. But corporations are people. As Mitt Romney said
to us, you know, yeah we must That was like
the we should have we should have been more scared then,
but we were like Mitt Romney's an idiot. But the
heating hot right. Corporations are are people, and now are
at a point where they're the only people who have
(46:46):
legal rights, really like they're the only people who can
actually get anything to change. So what what other children?
There's like some depressing answer. There's like children is like
the bleak answer.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Running running Man is Have you guys seen Running Man?
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, yeah, Running Man's great, and I think they're remaking it.
Like I just saw something a reality show. I was like, oh, like,
I don't know something, but I think I think there's
very Running Man vibes out there in the world right now.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yeah, especially like the shots of like before they even
get into the game, right, that's what Children of Men
is like, the like very bleak, like the footage of
just like World at Large stuff with like there's like
a refugee crisis.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
And oh that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
And you know, the lack of children being born also
you could tie to like lower birth rates are plastic balls.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, everything size now. Yeah, that's like so funny. We're like,
I don't know, it's probably Children of Men, but that's too.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Bleak, so right. It's also probably like Elon Musk's answer,
because he's like, the biggest problem facing us is underpopulation.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Come fuck me, you know right right? Be one of
my three million children. Yeah, I like, I like the safe,
entertaining combo of our falling apart world is probably demolition
man mixture of ideocracy.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, I'm going RoboCop ideocracy because demolition Man also feels
like it would be a conservative's answer where they're like,
you can't say anything anymore. I can't even.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
I can't at this museum.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah. No, it turns out I can, and just people
will be mean to me online, but otherwise my life
is normal. Yeah, plane, it's safe. I mean. Brand consolidation
definitely happening, although it's more it's not that like Taco
Bell took over all the other restaurants. It's just like
one company behind the scenes takes over all the other
(48:52):
companies behind the scenes, and they're all just like one
mammoth company. That's like, you know, with their thousand faces. Alan,
where do you land? Which one is? What's the combo
here for you?
Speaker 2 (49:04):
I mean, yeah, I think there's definitely deocracy vibes. I'm
also thinking about water World a little bit, but I
guess in like, we're going to a water world where
it's just the problem is Nestley owns all the water,
right like, and so that's why we have to drink
our own pea or whatever.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
But he was able to convert it. It looked like
the Okay, maybe you.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Know, that's what we'll have to do. We'll have to
use all the pea that's being stored in bottles and
Amazon warehouses to convert into water for us for us, Yeah,
the regular lord.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I mean I think Elysium would be like a good answer,
but like I would have to watch Elysium, and like.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
There's a lot of that I haven't seen, which not like, yeah,
I really need.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
To because that that's the one where like the wealthy
just like escape to a small yeah, suborbital space station.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Is that where they like they can buy they literally
can buy time? Or is that that that's about that?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Okay, yeah, I think so. Yeah, justin Time, justin Timberlake
is just in Time?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, yeah, with like Amanda Ciphered, right mm hm was
the co host or sucks.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
I think I also watched it too. In Time is
what it's called good concept though whatever your time was
on Armed, Well, I think that's what's like.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I think it just makes satire and sci fi just
you just realize, like there's a real art to it
because like when you're really like good at sort of
just thinking about how these things play out, whether in
a satirical way or you're trying to create a cautionary
tale for about the future, it's Yeah, they're putting a
lot of ideas together that eventually end up being like
(50:53):
spot on. Like I feel like, you know, in the
early days, it was always been like The Simpsons enough.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
People like Octavia Butler was right the whole. Yeah, yeah,
parable of the Sewer. It gets a lot right, unfortunately. Yeah,
I don't know, Zei Gang. We'd love to hear pitches.
Don't just say the name of the movie though. Hit
us up with some details that you think rhyme particularly well.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Snow Piercer probably too. And there's so many things like that,
the little elements of it. And we eat bugs. We're
just I mean, I guess we should say up front
that on this podcast we eat bugs and drink our
own piss already.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Yeah, Snowfish as funny because it's like, man, I wish
we had high speed rail like that.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Oh man. Yeah, like in California, you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's actually a good that's actually a good movie.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Aspirational. Snow Piercer is there aspirational postcards. They're on time. Yeah,
Mad Max is like feels like where we're headed, but
I don't Yeah, Mad not that cool yet.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Escape from La Escape from New York. I feel like
I feel like that. It's like that's like seven twelve
years down the road. Maybe a little longer, but it
does feel like we're getting there for sure.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah. All right, well Alan, what a pleasure having you? Yeah, sure,
having guys serious, thanks for making it through the technical difficulties,
exploding transformers.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Using a hotspot, your phone as a hotspot to connect.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
You've done that out there.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
I goddamn dystopian.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Oh you can't plug in seventeen hair dryers at once
under the same search trip.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Where's there through to America?
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Let's real? Fuck? Where can people find you? Follow you,
see your next special? All that good stuff?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Find me totally Alan on Twitter and on Instagram. I'm
Ali Shukam Williams, link Tree, totally Alan. All my stuff
for the albums there, I've got my stand up sets
on there, links to my pod finding my audience. It's
all right there. But yeah, pre order the album, get
in on that, get in on.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
That, go check that funny. Is there a work of
media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Oh, well, I guess, I said industry. Huh.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh you know what?
Speaker 2 (53:06):
You know what I did watch? I just watched it
with my sister. Was I think it's just called chimp Crazy.
It's the guy that did Tiger King and it's about Hbo,
a woman who has a chimpanzee, and it is that
guy's real good at making strange animal based document Yeah,
like like it's so crazy, but they're very good art
to it and just again, yeah, it's like it's one
(53:29):
of those things too where it's like I think there's
four episodes, but it's like it's they just the way
they set up, the way each one ends, it's just
you know, you're swinging from vine to vine. I'll say that,
how about that? But yeah, really good, really good. Really
there's some really crazy people out there in this beautiful
world of ours.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Amazing miles. Where can people find you as their working
media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Uh, find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of
Gray Fine, Jack and I on the basketball podcasts and
Jack I'm Mad Boost and Uh also find me talking
to ninety day Fiance on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Uh, there's there's.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Obviously a lot of people are still talking about the
Donald Trump working the you know McDonald's fry line and
the window at the take to the drive through window.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
This from att Roy with Junior tweeted.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
When I was sixteen working in a hospital cafeteria, a
thirty eight year old coworker named Mike seven four slapped
the shit out of me because I told my supervisor
he was out back doing cocaine instead of helping me
in the dishroom. This is where politicians need to be
working a Sunday morning. Ain't shit in most food service jobs.
Work fast food on a Friday night after high school football,
(54:39):
or deliver pizza's put trump a man down in a
two man dishroom with the frontline begging for clean plates
while Mike seven to four out back trying to buy
fight it in off the nurses in the cardiac wing dishroom,
a sweat box, three hundred degree steam coming off the machine.
And here in in come with mister Wallaby cussing because
the silverware eight ro old. Yet, bitch, it ain't roll
(55:01):
because my co worker is high. Sir, whichever candidate survive
a shift with Mike seven four at the Help South
Rehab Hospital in Birmingham and can find out why he
added seven to four to his name blackmail vote locked in.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
I guarantee that's so good. By the way. There is
a big headline on Drudge right now saying McDonald's stunt
enough to win election, and they're talking about how well
the McDonald stunt went for him at least at the end.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Of Look he looked, he looked at home. He did.
He looked happy.
Speaker 3 (55:37):
He always does. That's the thing. Seems to be enjoying this.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
He loves McDonald's man.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, he will serve it to you if you win
the National Medal of Honor.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
That picture of him with all the burgers is that's hard.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
That accidental renaissance. You can find me on Twitter at
Jack Underscore Obrian tweet. I've been enjoying. Carl Lobo brought
this to our attention from Gooselander. It says, do not
run across the crosswalk apologetically. You are of this earth
and walk among her choir. The devils commanding their wretched
(56:15):
chariots have long since severed the roots of their flesh
and need a reminder that a leisurely scroll triumphs the
roar of their insatiable machines. I have never once crossed
the street in front of a car and not like
started to jog and give a little apologetic wave. And
now I won't be doing that anymore.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, I mean, and you lived in New York like
they're they're the king Is Kings and Queens of that ship.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
Out of the job and like no, just been like, yo,
fuck your car. You know what I mean? New York
is different New York. I've never done that because you know,
I got to walk to the heart.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
Then you have to you have to apologize for apologizing.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
They're like, hey, what the what do you apologizing for? Asshole?
You're like you, all right, I have a good day,
much better, all right. Well, you can find me on
Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. You can find us on
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(57:14):
footnotes no link off to the information that we talked
about in today's episode, as well as a song that
we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do you
think people might enjoy it? This is it? So this
is kind of an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
When you have a little baby, sometimes weird songs get
them dancing in ways you wouldn't believe. I was watch
I was scrolling TikTok and there's like this meme. There's
like a track by this artist belt Traan called smack Yo.
It's like a house kind of track, and for whatever reason,
the geist child started like tick, like just robotically ticking,
(57:47):
like in the like he was doing what people were
doing in the TikTok video. But instinctively he didn't see it.
He just heard the track. He started doing it.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
And then I was like, get in here. He's about
to do it. He's doing dances to this song.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
And and it like like like I don't know, did
jeppetto go through this with Pinocchio where no one believed
that he was like actually moving around. He's like, I
swear to god, this little fucker is just doing it.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
You just you missed it.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Anyway, this track, personally, I've been playing a lot just
because it makes my baby dance. You might find an
annoying or you might be like, oh, okay, I can
maybe they'll try that on my own young children again.
Smack Yo by Beltran. Check it out as my baby
is a ticking and a talking too.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
It see if it makes you chicking and a talking too.
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