108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock
108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Neil Young's New Streaming Service
Whisp and Geoff kick off the morning buried in useless classic rock trivia, detours through Whisp's Cool It Down 102 era, and a listener topic so aggressively pointless that even The Hawk struggles to justify airing it. Rock News eventually surfaces with updates on Pearl Jam, the Eagles announcing additional dates at Val Verde's Big Ball, and Neil Young's new high-fidelity streaming platform, M...
Classic Hawk - Long Live Ma Sharney
Welcome back to Classic Hawk.
Today’s Episode: LONG LIVE MA SHARNEY
Original airdate: 2023-03-27
Ma Sharney is dead.
And in Val Verde, that does not mean peace. It means a Sharney’s conclave happening at Val Verde's favorite dining chain.
In this blast of Val Verde canon, the town is forced to confront one of its oldest traditions: with Ma Sharney gone, a new Ma Sharney must be elected. Who...
The Eagles are playing 87 shows in a row at Val Verde's Big Ball, and one lucky Hawk listener has won front row seats to every single one of them. Unfortunately, that listener is Big Scotty.
Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) returns as Geoff Garlock's longtime nemesis - a man who hates the Eagles, doesn't want the prize, is under the influence of too many magic stones and not enough lotion, and has been working with his mentor Abe ...
Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK — a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history.
Originally released on July 25, 2022, this episode marked Tom Scharpling’s first appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as the instantly unforgettable and aggressive Big Scotty.
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome contest winner and committed Dire Straits fan Big Scotty into the Hawknest, where he believes he’s ther...
Welcome back to Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums
Geoff “The Actual Man” Garlock and Jason Gore go deep on one of the most CLASSIC albums in CLASSIC rock history.
This week: the 1971 masterpiece that launched Jethro Tull into the stratosphere - "Aqualung."
British blues-flute-rock.
Concept-adjacent theology.
Acoustic guitars in weird time signatures.
And yes, a completely irresponsible number of Ian Anderson flute grunts.
How many fl...
The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the World
Val Verde did it again.
Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic achievement, we have also been crowned the Sinkhole Capital of the World.
The earth continues to open. We continue to broadcast.
It’s a standard morning inside the Rock & Roll RV. Whisp is doing imp...
Classic Hawk: Springsteen Live At The Verde Dome (with John Murray)
Original Airdate: March 6, 2023
Episode Summary
In this edition of Classic Hawk, we revisit one of the most electrifying live episodes in 108.9 The Hawk history - Springsteen Live At The Verde Dome with guest John Murray. Because Bruce Springsteen definitely visited 108.9 The Hawk. It was DEFINITELY Bruce, wasn’t it?! And who's on drums?!
Livin’ Lovin’ Hawk...
Whisp Turlington is salty. And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica.
No. Today, the Val Verde City Council has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives in), and they’re doing it the only way Val Verde knows how:
Through zoning.
A new councilman, Edmund Sullivan (Eric Cunningham), comes into the Rock & Roll RV to explain why Whisp’s ...
CLASSIC HAWK: The Season One Finale
Originally aired: May 2, 2022
Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK — a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history.
It was here — the mind-bending conclusion to Season One of 108.9 The Hawk.
Jason. Geoff. Whisp. Scotty. Mikki. Art. Krawg.
We couldn’t say much at the time without giving everything away… and honestly, we still can’t.
Today’s Classic Hawk takes us back to the moment i...
The Hawk is back, and Val Verde is once again experiencing the kind of civic growth that only happens when a man (Whisp Turlington) invents an AI named BASTRD… and another man opens a pet store that accidentally becomes a dogfighting arena.
This week on 108.9 The Hawk (Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock station), Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock break down the grand opening of Woof It Up, the newest pet s...
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This week! LOST AT SEA!
Originally aired: Jan 31, 2022
After the 800K Tons Of Nuthin’ But Guns Cruise ship sinks, Jason and Geoff find themselves lost at sea — no food, no fresh water, only classic rock radio to keep them sane.
Keep The Hawk Flyin’
Another morning on 108.9 The Hawk, and the Val Verde Radio Wars grind on… Unresolved, undignified, and somehow wetter than ever.
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock continue broadcasting through pure spite, using Jon Bon Jovi tickets, hostile listener interactions, and wildly irresponsible sponsors as weapons in the never-ending fight against 98.6 The Squirt.
Also in this broadcast:
- A Jon Bon Jovi ticket giveawa...
CLASSIC HAWK: 800K Tons Of Nuthin But Guns Cruise
Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK! A weekly look back at some of the greatest moments in 108.9 The Hawk history!
This week! 800K Tons Of Nuthin But Guns Cruise
Originally aired: Jan 24, 2022
Jason and Geoff HAWKCAST live from Livingston Cruise Line’s new ship, “The Mercy of the Sea,” for the 800K Tons of Nuthin’ But Guns Cruise!
Keep The Hawk Flyin’
- Subscribe on A...
“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde.
What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock & Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early ...
CLASSIC HAWK: Jake The Truth (with Zach Cherry)
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This week! Jake The Truth (with Zach Cherry)
Originally aired: March 6, 2022
The 108.9 The Hawk guys are visited by Jake The Truth (Zach Cherry), who drops by to evaluate The Hawk for inclusion on a “very big platform.” Expect traffic chaos, weird callbacks, and passionat...
Whisp Turlington enters 2026 determined to be “full of light” and permanently high-vibing — a plan that immediately collapses under the weight of Instagram stories, sauce-list politics, Whisp and Geoff’s rival station beef with 98.6 The Squirt, and a catastrophic misunderstanding involving Enya.
As Whisp attempts to record the perfect Instagram message from the front seat of his limousine, the broadcast spirals through haunted M...
“The Whisp Turlington Show” has returned and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock declare a “Return to Greatness” across Val Verde — complete with 3D billboards, Genesis mega-blocks, and a townwide chemical-job apocalypse.
Big Truck reports live from Verde Chemical, where workers are leaving with purple suits, clown smiles, and possibly extra limbs, while sponsors like Food Gulch, Eggsland, and Trunks struggle to s...
Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK! A weekly look back at some of the greatest moments in 108.9 The Hawk history!
This week! A Live Remote From Val-Mart
Originally aired: March 14, 2022
Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock take 108.9 The Hawk on the road for a chaotic live remote from Val-Mart in Val Verde.
Guest appearances:
• Amir Khan as Dave Navarro
• Colby Smith as Cam Winchester
🦅 Become One With The Haw...
Val Verde’s airwaves descend into all-out chaos when Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover their former co-host Jason Gore is now the number-one morning host on rival station 98.6 The Squirt.
As Whisp spirals over Patreon, bonus episodes, horny call-in segments, and the unthinkable success of Staind-based radio, The Hawk fires back with sabotage, mind-powered drones, and a full-scale rebranding that may or ...
It’s the Best of 2025 on 108.9 The Hawk. Whisp Turlington (Jason Gore) and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock revisit the most memorable broadcasts, characters, commercials and deeply questionable programming decisions from another year on Val Verde’s number two classic-rock station.
Guest Starring: Katie Rich, Matt Walsh, Patrick Cotnoir, Anthony Atamanuik, Zach Cherry, DC Pierson, Paul Scheer, Jamie Loftus, Jordan Doll, Mike Drucke...
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