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Olivia de Havilland is trapped in the slowest elevator in the world - her cries for help are heard by a vicious young hoodlum in the shape of a very scary James Caan, in this 1960s apocalyptic home invasion. 

Love doesn't lift them up where they belong.  

Ghost Dog is a spiritual hit man who's sworn to protect the Mafia goon who saved his life. His best friends are an ice-cream man who speaks no English, a bookish little girl and a flock of pigeons. Oh, and the Mafia like hip hop. Watch this and swoon. 

Bill's not like the rest of his family -he's not blonde, he doesn't want to massage his sister and he feels there's some secret he's not being told. But maybe a nice dinner together will bring them closer. Come hungry!

Colonial misadventure as Michael Caine and Sean Connery give career-best performances in their search to become kings in Victorian-era Afghanistan. The very definition of be careful what you wish for. 

Love and hate, light and dark, good and evil, innocence and guilt, all wrapped up in one of the most luminously beautiful films ever made. Actor Charles Laughton only got one chance to direct a film, and he didn't waste it. We've got LOVE tattooed on both knuckles for this one.

Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls -  Gilda is film noir at its most deviant. Ignore the "plot" (there isn't much of one), and just enjoy the sexual power games of Rita Hayworth, Glenn Ford and the other guy. 

Fear and loathing in NYC. Two visceral and gritty films from the king of Catholic guilt, Abel Ferrara, including a low-budget feminist thrill ride, and Harvey Keitel's best performance. They'll blow you away. 

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Then you'll love our take on American Psycho. We're really coming into our own, commercially and artistically. 

Tender love story, queer BDSM and lectures on butterflies - The Duke of Burgundy has something for all the family. 

Our individual picks of the best weird films since 2013. Let's just say there are some disagreements. 

Cross-class power struggles and drug-fuelled paranoia in 60s Chelsea, with Dirk Bogarde and James Fox bringing the gay subtext front and centre in Joseph Losey's unsettling masterpiece. 

Girls just wanna have.... everything.

We compare and contrast the get pissed-destroy punk attitude of 60s Czech women in Daisies, with the time-bending female detectives in Celine and Julie. Who run the world?

Film nor couple (he likes guns, she's just crazy) go on honeymoon. Crime spree ensues. A huge influence on the French New Wave and an incredible film in its own right. 

David Lynch's weird fest, a poison pen letter to Hollywood and an extraordinary Naomi Watts. Hear us rave. 

Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson are in love - sure, she's a computer operating system but nobody's perfect. A tender and erotic love story, a meditation on loneliness, and ScarJo's amazing voice. You can ask ChatGPT to write the perfect modern romance, but Spike Jonze has beaten you to it. 

How do you like your Eastwood - the strong silent type or the sneaky coward? Get you a Clint that does both in this deep-dive into 70s cinematic masculinity and the crisis thereof. 

What's wrong with setting up a fake audition to find yourself a new wife? Nothing if you can keep your feet on the ground. Time bending, mind bending Japanese horror from Takashi Miike. 

Gotta dance, gotta dance....we're backstage at the ballet but fame costs and right here's where they start paying. Body horror hallucination meets compulsion and control in this Aranofsky/ Powell and Pressburger pas de deux. 

Passionate story of star-crossed lovers? Check. Searing indictment of  suburban middle-class America? Check. Rock Hudson's shirts? Check.

Mamma jamma melodrama giving birth to both David Lynch and soap opera.  It's a doozie.