Mindless Prattle

This week kicks off with a full-throated defense of the new Resident Evil movie--because it's awesome, actually-- and a bigger question: why does anyone expect Resident Evil to be serious? It's always been camp. That's the point. Sit down.

From there we get into the etiquette of announcing you're dating a cougar (there's a right moment, we promise,) celebrate Jordon's birthday and the single greatest gift ever bestowed upon a man-- ...

Hello Mindless Friends! This week, we are sneezing cat hair off every surface and dusting our way through this episode. We tackle the hard questions like, Does your google search history expose your OCD, and why was Target the appropriate venue for an incident with boobies? Then, we're off to Scotland with theories about where the beavers went and Jordon regales us with questions about birds.

Plus: homeownership continues to be a s...

This week, we're running on moving box fumes and existential questions. We get into the special kind of exhaustion that is relocating your entire life, dig into Pursuit of Jade, and settle the debate no one asked us to: would an apex predator actually want to sparkle like Edward Cullen? (Spoiler: Predators do not need rhinestones to be terrifying.)

And then, because we're clearly in our rage era, we close out on the great modern sca...

This episode could alternatively be called "Exhaustion, part two: the packing continues." And so goes our slow descent into cardboard-box madness. This one's recorded while Ripley is fresh with nerves over an impending job interview which cues the eternal question of what the heck does one wear to a job interview?!

Then, our hosts get into Soulframe, and the (genuinely) momentous news that Ripley finally got new pants as well as th...

This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especially the smell.

If you like viral Chinese movies, questioning the existence of a chain ...

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you.

We know-- our journalism goes hard. We hope you enjoy all the prattles!

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From the main moon man Neil himself and his bag all the over the Caribbean there's treasure to be had in online auctions and interwicker travel. Get out your comfiest woven piece of furniture and enjoy another weekly installment of Mindless Prattle with the MP fam.

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Heal yourself with the womb studies in Australia and the scary space the moon has. She's a delicate celestial body after all. Take care to notice the little Willies in your life lest a random encounter prolong the evidence of your slip of the tongue. We've got the best flotation devices there are in the oceans without stopping to go to therapy, Mindless Prattle is the next best adventure!

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Hello Mindless Fam! This episode goes off the rails almost immediately. Ripley can't sit straight (Jordon has to physically direct her posture), she inhales her coffee within the first few minutes, and from there it's a full blown animal kingdom deep dive.

First up: newly discovered walking shark that has Jordon asking the real questions, like whether he needs to worry about sharks coming for him on land. Also up for debate: deodora...

Hello Mindless Peeps and welcome back to another chaotic episode. This week, we've got a myriad of fun topics for you like how to motivate yourself to hit the gym, what's better-- a dragon or a wyvern, how much caffeine it takes to sustain one Ripley, and much much more. If you like all this nonsense, make sure to like and subscribe :)

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Where do your mice love to play? Did their jobs get outsourced to roaches in the night? Why does explode? These and many more are quite possibly around the corner with your favorite "Prattlers" as they are colloquially called.

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Get off your high stick its time for Mindless Prattle in all its MP forms. Ripley leads us off with childhood fondness followed by a dive into hygiene tips and rounds us out with possible the best joke we've heard all hour.

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We here at MP may or may not endorse the relationships you all right in your spare time hey we don't judge that much probably so you do you and we hope you're happy with it. Mindless Prattle is a proud supporter of you have rights so don't forget to use them on your fantasies and your real life.

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Put on a show of monstrous proportion for all the world to see that's what the Greeks always say anyway I wouldn't know I'm not in Italy. Either way you're seeing things it better involve a little Mindlessness to keep you grounded. Wherever you find yourself in this time of demons, MP has your ears in mind!

A special thanks to everyone listening, we've already hit our listener goals and we're only halfway through this season! If you...

We're rounding out this half of the year with another episode of MP! How're you spending your penultimate week of the half sun? If you're here we appreciate it and if not I don't know how you're reading this...

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There's mostly writing in this one imma be honest. It's verbal writing so you can still listen its okay. We trust you won't abuse this ability to be in the know. O.o Mindless Prattle be like that sometimes though, it's here when you need it and when you don't!

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Whether its weather or eyes or pain or prattle or cupcakes or movie this thing here has words to you for ears. Some writes not as good but who read podcast description when word hear good on episode anyway.

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We've seen all things become crab and all stars have their own dissertation on the why of others but this week its Mindless Prattle in its form once more. Subscribe to the theory of the deep and find out just how scary the things we see is with our new eyes. All that and more on this episode of Mindless Prattle!

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This weeks episode is a double feature! You get 169 and 170.... at the same time.

169- Despite the fun number, this episode forces our hosts to discuss the seriousness of AI and its impact on those of us on the planet together. For all the differences in opinion, we here at MP encourage everyone to do their own research, form their own conclusions, and definitely fact check us as we are not omnipotent and are known to make mistakes....