The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
November 26, 2025 • 65 mins
Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion Regrets. Christmas village appropriation. Three Holes In A Bottom!! Always call the garage door guy. International Eating Holidays. What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump. Three fume sleep. Whipping Buggys with Tom and more on th...
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November 25, 2025 • 64 mins
Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and tell me that you love me. Super kinda gay. In Soviet Russia, robot is replaced by you! Feel my fake abs. More poop than shark. Time travel happens, I already told you this next week. Anti-Fascist Prophylactic. Tell That To My Back & Kneeeeeeeeeeees! with TV's Travis and more on th...
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November 24, 2025 • 73 mins
Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s Revenge! Pulling the Dunaway in. Never Go To Crystal Gayle's House For Soup. Guy Piercings. Mein Cousin. Gah! Linda! Going Full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies. O Canada, your health care shines on thee! Maple rhymes with snow. I would really have liked a hot dog, that's ...
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November 21, 2025 • 84 mins
WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word.
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November 19, 2025 • 57 mins
Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and Drive. Steve Harvey and Cockney Rebe...
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November 18, 2025 • 69 mins
Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy Fighter, Hollywood!! You Get NO Formula One, NO Football & NO Lt Yar! Miss Hulkingtons Attic of Garbature. Babydust. K Pop Cloud Hunters. Scott loves big dogs and he cannot lie. Importing The Boys with Amy. Virginia is for Pedros. Maybe Thanos was right. Women need less ...
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November 13, 2025 • 65 mins
No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close! Well-Trained in Alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for Structure. Lil Cussbag. Would you like Geritol with that? I don't like ChatGPT degrees... Maybe it's Taco Bell? Maybe it's Salmonella. Darth Micheal Vader. Harvesting Potatoes With Wendi and more on this epi...
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November 12, 2025 • 53 mins
Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm milkshake!! The Better End of the Baseball. The Kingdom of Utah. Spitz It Out. Nurri is not a paid sponsor... yet. Is This a Soda For ANTS. Best Dam Bikeride. Sheep Dip Mountain: Taste the Wool! Hank Seinfeld and Jerry Hill. Fresh Hot Dunaway. A Whiff Of An Aroma with Tom and more on...
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November 11, 2025 • 52 mins
Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break glass. May Your Balls Be Perpetual. A tasty Dupars pancake. Big Stoopid Buttons. Religious Sixes. Is that a mosquito D? Cracker island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies! he can't get all of us! Smothered burrito, hold the botulism. It's rough when you're a monkey. Big Bulbo...
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November 10, 2025 • 64 mins
TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right Over There. I Don't Like Empty Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. 50 Shades of Erin Grey. Crispin Glover Finally Makes Sense! Doctor Sheeple. HVAC Badlands. 2 Erins 1 Dunaway. People Died for This Documentary. Help me Abi Nobi. Comet Barnacles with Bobby and more on this episode ...
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November 6, 2025 • 63 mins
Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby. Utopia has Fallen. Giving Tina the Mango. Scott Ruins Brownies. Play in the Dark, While the Wife Sleeps. Nearly Bobbited. The Third John Wayne. 15 Minutes of Public Weiner. If you thought you had problems before - Call now, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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November 5, 2025 • 63 mins
Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor Blonde Guy. We Went Gay Instead! Deep Frying Your Bicycle Seat. Is pizza a pie because I really want to know? Dark Ass Syrup. Put on your Guy Fawkes mask and burn stuff. Willow and the other girl. A car full of ravioli. What Most People Call Warm is Cold with Tom and more on t...
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November 4, 2025 • 65 mins
Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most Science Is Out of Spite. Pecker inspired drone. I Don't Like Goats With CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Harry Dean Stockwell. Pinball Dreams. The Over Under Chicken Sandwich. I am aware this is murder, but... Those Damn Poutines. Creamy Heist. Spite Science with Dr. Niki and more o...
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November 3, 2025 • 79 mins
Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too long? Everything. Mmmm Velvety. Mallderaan. Gin Should be Gin Flavored. Is it too early for a Spatchcock Turkey. Lube the deck. It Was Mom, Not Me! Major Spoilers Variant Holofoil Blind Bag with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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October 30, 2025 • 73 mins
Gust of Pooh in the Eyes. Mighty Morphin' Gamer Chairs. Spider Melt, Spider Melt. Punching The Lower Hanging Fruits. Rub Some Sourdough on It! It's Just a Jump To The Left, Mister Bond. Playing hide the Unobtainium. Pumpkin Butthole. Really Pushing The P In Pooh! I Don't Like To Be Left Bloodieeeeeeeeeed! If I Could Blame Steve Jobs. Trauma Twinkie. Have a Michael MacDonald Halloween! Maple Beef with Canada. Metabolizing Grief with...
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October 29, 2025 • 67 mins
Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sauce. He farted in my face but not in a good way. Real Ugly, Bald, Fat. I Don;t like Peeeeeeeeeps!!!! That Oil & Butt Smell. Windshield Virginity. Wifemother. Sugar-Free Sugar. 2025 Suck A Log. Concentrated Rage and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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October 28, 2025 • 71 mins
The One Where The Boy Doesn't Cry Wolf. I'm OK that there's something wrong with You. K-Pop Demon Toddler. Account Herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying the Yonkman Name. Deliverancy. The shit shot helped. Why Is There Corn In My Poo? Brian Assembled All the Right Answers! First Heater of the year smell. Paw paw for my maw maw. Four shocks and a Fake Funeral. Wickedly Talented Dondo Begondo. Upper Middle Pinkie Finger with Travis and m...
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October 27, 2025 • 77 mins
Hashtag might barf. It's Not Hot Like August. Big, wet, chunky bullet. Little weinie energy. Clare's dating profile video. ust a little weird. Weekend Uber summary. Non-mating mates. If It Wasn't Weird, It Wouldn't Be TMS. Big Truck, Little Wang. Gattaca, Gattaca, Gattaca. Farty Towels. What's Corbin Bernson doing these days you, know he's got Malkovich Vibes. Internet Uncle recommendations with Nicole. The great Jim Candy and more...
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October 23, 2025 • 71 mins
TMSDS!! Dog Commits Battery Assault. Throwing Kim under the bus. Don't Induct the Black Eyes Peeeeeeeeas. Ratboy Biopic. Goin' a Little Nagel. Skeevy Shoplifting Gang. Big Strong Feelings. 2 Jeremys, 1 Boss. Eagle Smurfs. Internet Uncles. What Does Mark Eat for Breakfast? It's Your Kids, Spielberg! It's Your Kids! Damn Eagleshmerps. It's Not A Bong with Wendi, and more!
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October 22, 2025 • 61 mins
Iron Man in the Sheets, Old man in the streets. I Don't Like Being Stabbed By Figurineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Potato Adjacent. Yokel Kryptonite! 20 Year Old Smell. Sounds Like A Skill Issue. Teslas Run on Fartgas. Sending Brian the Stiffy board. 1900-CRY-ABOUT-IT. Less Fred, Better Game. Traffic and weather on the ones: at 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. I love a good Cuban. L2P Noob!! Cry harder for 3 bucks a minute. Y'...
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