The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

TMS 2951: Wookie Duty

January 21, 2026 • 63 mins
Cursive Cursing. A Cat Named Beef. Getting Twitchy. Let's Test the Show's Latency. Sour creme on your chalupa is not a euphemism. Emails dash jugs of pee. A Baja Better Time. You Need A Grommet. Imma seal up my hole. The hoity toity mall. Shrodenger's seating. Panky and the brian. But I would have liked to watch you struggle a little bit. Flower Child Something. Belter Passwords with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stre...

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TMS 2950: Well Co-Axually

January 20, 2026 • 56 mins
Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a poo. Make Your Own Bad Luck. Billie AIlish. Just Typin' Shit into a Thing. Sia wouldn't want to Bia. Lounge It Up. That name is Gay! Chocolate Pyramid Poops. Celebrate a Dumb Number Thing. Bone transmission. Robbing a bank just for the tip. Claim Your Tacos with Amy and more ...

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TMS 2949: Gingham Style

January 19, 2026 • 69 mins
Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and a nice Chianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother in law. The Reindeer Police Action. Shaneel, Shlamazio, monkey beeky beeky boo! Captain and Chenille. Beefy Hamm. Inversion of the Body Snatchers. Bulk Bad for You Items. 70s TV Detective Reboots with Stephen Schleicher an...

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TMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria

January 15, 2026 • 74 mins
Critical Shit. In Space No One Can Hear You Burp. A gif about Jif. More Like Napoleon Bunnypart. Stick it in the port. Bubble Size with Wendi. You got Peanut butter in my Burger. You got Burger in my Peanut butter. Did you know the wombat? Poop Cubes. Shut Up, The Meg. Rocky times in Boulder. I'm Only Smelling When It Rains. High quality urine. Stick It on the Port. Hitting That Heart Beat Limit and more on this episode of The Morn...

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TMS 2947: Licensed To Pun

January 14, 2026 • 68 mins
Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To Hump. Dumb Effery. Twerkel the Urkel. You'll get N o Kang, No Tony Stark and No Lt Yar. Questions for Q*Bert. Hot is the Devil's Temperature. Am I annoying you Brian. It was Palpatine all along. Daryl James Tobasco. Save the kimchi, save the world with Tom and more on this episo...

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TMS 2946: Sony Owny

January 13, 2026 • 66 mins
I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual Qdoba. Mr. Chipotle to My Ready Room! Alamoshittification. Inaugrial. I Wanna Be Ripley, Believe it or Not. Being Dog Malkovich. A taste of a sound. In the world of Sony's, be a Valve. SCTV was full of weird lookin' people. Way Mo Dangerous. One Hour Photobombing with Bill and mor...

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TMS 2945: Disorderly Conduct

January 12, 2026 • 81 mins
TMS is my emotional support show. SCOTT JOHNSON: BOOTIE-SNATCHER! In a World of John's, Be a Johnson! Show Your Love with a Rubber Glove. Insurance Ejector. Larry David Ass Larry David. Mr. Crowley's Taco Truck. It's either Adidas or Adidas. ARISE FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED. Dispenser confusion. Nurse police. Gas and Possibly Diarrhea with Brian Dunaway. The Allen Town Billy Joel's. Juno's Temples. What's The Colon with Nicole and more...

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TMS 2944: Alejandro Pokerface

January 8, 2026 • 74 mins
I can definitely see why YOU'd keep it. Throw it away with PEACE AND LOVE. Officer Throg Reporting For Duty! Brian's Huge Box. Attempted mayhem. I don't like Maude with an EEEEEEEEE! Huge Mansionish Stuff. And You Can Eat GRAPES. Big T! Big T! Chuck Your Covid Test in the Bin. I'm the cashier now. My Grandma will kick your butt... in Tekken. Extra Iron in this loaf of Bread. Well Steel. Well Razor Blades. Keep your Covid on display...

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TMS 2943: MaxGPT

January 7, 2026 • 67 mins
I'm Huge and Fat for Some Reason. I Don't Like An Anal Bleeeeeeeeeed. Well Schlapp my Cheval. Most Booby Filled. I don't like Nicoteeeeeeeeen. Scoring. You know, from baseball. The Only Other Matt Johnson. Johnny Coverville" Seed." Buy Gold Bonds for your Gout. White Deadpool. Nicholas Vape. She Really Knows Her Science-y Stuff, If You Know What I Mean. Oonts Oonts Oontsarina of Time. Show me your Volvo! All the Tech You Can Pee on...

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TMS 2942: Leaching the Sticky

January 6, 2026 • 65 mins
You got to mold your butter. Pooping Cement. Pulling My Own Horn. I need to handle my slimer more often. You Get NO 6, NO 7 & NO Lt Yar! Feberge Quail Egg. That's My Little Octopussy. Put That Billionaire In Your Salad And Eat It! (S) cause girl you Walk like McMahon, laugh like McMahon! I was like what?! with Brian Ibbott. Unimpressed 5 year old is unimpressed. Tootin' Yer Own Chain. MORE MINIS!!! Isn't there a Geek Allstars P...

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TMS 2941: Nerd Actually

January 5, 2026 • 84 mins
Ru Paul's Drone Race. Gigantic man men. I LIKE YOUR JEWELS! States Shaped Like Things. Nerdtacular tickets are live! Won At Game Of Parking (eventually). People on Molly are in a good mood. Rapping Roberts. CoverRiddler Escapes Again! Just Out-living the MCU. Thumbing up the camera. Black taped nipples and a white fur hat. The Panhandle makes No Difference. Actual beavers. Dressing for the temperature I want. I was going to talk ab...

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TMS 2940: @ AT AT Dot Com

December 30, 2025 • 70 mins
Mocapped In The Nuts. Caravan Farts. Up your nose with a rubber cthulhu. What kind of a (nerdtacular ticket) deal? Hocus Pocus Let's Focus. Hookin up the poop chute. I don't see you at buc-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Luke's Lightsaber Is Ribbed... Wubbing Alcohol. National Lampoon's Nerdtacular Vacation. Rubber Advice. How to open a lightsaber? Use a bit of Force! Chevy Chased out of everything. (v - Chandler) Could Micheal B...

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TMS 2939: Carbonated Fish Drink

December 29, 2025 • 71 mins
All the De-Pooped Shrimp You Can Eat. Lazy Ass Chalamet. The Situation with Situating Brian. Angry Mon Chi Chis. A Gift LeBuBu is the Best LeBuBu. Cheesesteak is about the Bread --- and the Meat --- and the Cheese --- But Mostly the Cheesesteak. Dunaway in the Crapper. Ride the real worm. Proper Ping Pong. The Beast from the East. What's the Crack Here Like? Pschitt! Close your yeti hole! Gestation Man-splation. Getting Your Archie...

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TMS 2938: Duck Vader

December 18, 2025 • 81 mins
It's Still A Crispy Pickle! Gettin' hiipoojiggy with it. Just in Time for Christmas with Monica. Old Man Yells At iClouds. Mcfurious johnson! Friggin' Fraggin' Vegas Guy. Her Lady Name. Goo Today, Gone Tommorrow. Van Full Of Swag. Michael Blue Blah Bley. What Cream of Soup is in Your Wallet? I Don't Like Mall Weeeeeeeeed. Simply Hating A Terrible Christmas Song. Take me to McDonald's! Mouth To Mouth With Wendi and more on this epis...

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TMS 2937: Buck Blocking Brian

December 17, 2025 • 61 mins
Crossing the Johnson streams. MAGA hat blazing. I Like Huge Allen Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! There Will Be NO Whore Houses In My Christian Minecraft Server! Thank the Lord I'm High. Scott's huge tool. Hannibal and Martha Sitting in a Tree. Blinded By That There Light. Annie are you Car Sick? Guitar man died too early. The Ricky Spencer Experience. Bring Your Shit, I've Got A Shovel. Stuck in the Package with You. Un-Box ba-dub...

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TMS 2936: Cough Point Blank

December 16, 2025 • 72 mins
Diplomatic Credulity. Rampage Cushion. Looking Like A Smurf Down There! Don't Wander Into That Water. Awkwardness Grenade. Too Busy to go to Hell. Serious Sandler. Mall Santa gets Covid for Christmas. Some French Bullshit... It's OK, My Brother's A Stereotype! Byebye Chicken And Watermelon. I Wrote Myself a Note, About What I do not Know. My Mom's Mouth Shape. I Don't Like Expired Vegan Gummieeeeeeeeeees! Assholes & F-Bombs wit...

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TMS 2935: Moscow Donkey

December 15, 2025 • 85 mins
Gentleman's Club... Now With Women! A Lot Of Dude Stuff. Attorney Genital. Protect Jed and Melva at ALL COSTS! Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti. Two Brians and a Frankenberg! Mary Steamburger. Wobbly Polygons. Melva, you got any cash? The Ham and Cheese operas. It's Gary Cole, Man! The Gap's Got Gaps w Brian Dunaway. Christmas In Your Face. Slit Ends. Questionable TV in the bedroom with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns

December 11, 2025 • 70 mins
THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every airport has a train. Thank you for being a Brent. Almost Six Five-hundreds. When in Doubt, Throw it OUT. Non-Decorative Hobbies. Oh Hi, the Brian Dunaway Story. An Actual Woman. Lost Driveways. What kind of dog is this, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stre...

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TMS 2933: Mom Mothma

December 10, 2025 • 71 mins
Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9 holes if it is the right group. Taking Another McCllunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley. Half Bloated Corpse of a Cow on the Street. Banana-rama-ding-dong. Sideways fishing. Scott loves to Bait. Planning for the Unplannable. There's always a bigger AI fish with Tom and more on this...

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TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken

December 9, 2025 • 57 mins
Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film... Plate tester. One Plastic Button Too Tight. Little Nib Nibbler. Busted for Being Dipshits. Brian's Budgie Smugglers. Welcome Home Larry. The Stink Of Dairy. Doctor Smeary Who. Crappy Copies of Everything. Fat Squirrel Fall with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream....

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