The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

June 12, 2025 93 mins
Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightlyyyyy. Dump the Resin Into The Thing. Underwear Maker Lab. 99% Chair Mat. Chain Sucking Dum Dums. Ya ever seen soggy paper?! Hork it down real quick and your fine! A Thick Pile of Carpet. Kids, How Do They Work? Gary Got The Generator. Appreciating Ankles With Wendi and more on this e...

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Marry into the butt. Third Party Body Parts. South Africa on the Tip of the Thing. Penguistan. Horking Prizes From Your Nose! Are there any fantasy epics filmed in New Zealand, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. Get in losers. We're going to Finland. Ice on a cold tin roof. Three-way couch. More than four Fantastic Fours. Good ol' fashioned farmer blow. You're-Born-with-It Holes. Transorbital intubation. All that and a can of chip...

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June 10, 2025 85 mins
Raynor doesn't like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm not looking for the final solution Adolf. Stiffy While Driving. Dead Squirrels in Buckets. We're not afraid to use the chicken. Multi-Directional Impaling. Macklemore's Stuff is At a The Thrift Shop Now. Snack-tanic Panick. Forensic Cheeto Analysis. Tricerati. With Great Responsibility Comes Great Chicken Use. Are there Italians in Italian Seasoning, 'cause I like really want to kno...

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June 9, 2025 80 mins
Two Wheeled Root Canal. Rubber Chicken Ibbott. Dawn's Ass Crack. Leaving Moby Dick in the Rearview. Dudes of a Certain Age. This Ride Ain't meant for MEEEEEEEEEE. From From. Cinder block calves. Eye Karma. Owen Wilson headbands. 428-Year-Old Spoilers. Say Dress to the Yes. Red Fraggle-ino. What's Dicetomato doing these days? you know he's got negativity. More Like Cubic Zirconia Distribution with Stephen and more on this episode of...

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I don't trust people with pits. Skeeters in Your Mouth. Style Advice With Wendi. Rare XL. Toddlers Cheat at Mini Golf. You have to break that skin in. I can definitely see why you ate it! Demo Grape. Match the Hanger With the Plane. I've got a pair of nostrils! Lightly Salted Porupine. I Forgot That Didn't Happen. The Grapes I Snatch. Dr. Gerry Sounds Like a Real Doctor. Teaching the Littles the Dirty Words and more on this episode...

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June 4, 2025 115 mins
Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the Meat Puppet. Another Mountain Hill to Dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my sensitive areas well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon: a squeaky clean tube of happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry. Is the weekend food for vampires? Oh My God It's Today Already with Tom. Ho...

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June 3, 2025 77 mins
Cinder Block Calves. Adjust the zipper on the left-hand side. Toshiba Mazda Yoshi Hitler III. It's By the Peeeeeeeeee. Meet my son, Yoshi Pudding. Flying Pizza Spaceship. Only Oreos in the Building. Well Rendered Weiners. Blackstone Betty, Ramalam. Lumpily Dumpily Ships. It's Orange and Makes Two Different Noises. What Would It Take, Brian? Too many Adolphs. Access to the Back Row. A Whole Lotta Lot with Bill and more on this episo...

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June 2, 2025 61 mins
All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of Th...

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May 29, 2025 105 mins
Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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May 28, 2025 123 mins
Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. Sorry dog face. Clearly vague. Juvenile Delinquents Need McDonald's Too! Carefully Placed Jug of Pee. Zero streak Boomer. Birds Are Dicks. Better Call Sal with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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May 27, 2025 105 mins
If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final. Ready Whip Ritual. Oh No! DripTube! Arm Cocking. Crackle Your Rackle. I don't like supeeeeeeeeeeeeenas. The internet is a series of speak pipes. Too Early for a Cheeze Sandwhich? Woahh black betty pan-gram. King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming with Dan and more on this episod...

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May 22, 2025 102 mins
Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Hoo Flung Dung. Dancing With me, Cheek to Cheek. Boat Sushi Train. Get on the bus! No Half Measures for Crazy Neighbor. Let Him Cook! Retirement Queen. Gary Cherone Defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse Lovin Girls. Scott's Menstrual Cramps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Mor...

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May 21, 2025 117 mins
Zoomie Fingers on the Feet. I like it thick and raised. Worst Cheshire Cat. Don't Be Nervous, I'm Just a Dork. Prepubescent Dentists. Isn't there a Hobbes type cat in Calvin and Hobbes? Hello Kitty with a Hard G. HBO did some backwards Maxing. Pocky Capy. Black Kyber Crystal Friday. I see registered people!! Wor-Chester-Shire Cat. The Focus of Hocus Pocus. Thinking in 2026 with Tom. Living on the Edge Recommentals with Randy and mo...

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May 20, 2025 94 mins
Mr Feet Man. Manella Bulletin Effect. Grey Olyphant. (s) Squirtle's got a gun. Angela with Filthy Souls. Ryan The Lesser. Hire Bruce Vilanch. All Roads Lead To Elsewhere. Isle of Googabon. Alice in Chains Dad Song. I think its the fat in there. Any kind of bread? They give you some bread? Irish croc poker. Getting Our Ryans and Chrisses Straight with TVsTravis. You've Made Your Point, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning S...

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May 19, 2025 100 mins
Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Just a veterinarian with a straw and a flashlight now. What does YOUR decade sound like? Donut suppositories go in the donut hole. Colonoscopy Play by Play. Getting the squirts of serotonin. Phil Collins Will Be In My Heart But Not In My Brain. Stale Sunlight. All the information's on t...

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May 16, 2025 91 mins
Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy!

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May 15, 2025 96 mins
Iiiii Don't Like Fancy Pinkieeeeeeeeeeees! Brian... Why do you smell like a Barq's? Jowel Don Baker. No smoking babies in this house! What's the Deal with Male Nipples? Useless As Tits On A Bull. Business or Pleh-Zhur. Build a Blonde Blanket. Donny's Real, You're Out of Your Element! You Ow Me Le Favors. There was internet on which to lodge my complaints. Nose Picking is a Personal Choice. Uncle Jessie's white eyelashes. 4 grand is...

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May 14, 2025 108 mins
The Monday Morning Medical Stream Show. Yo Quiero Pachelbel. Joanie Loves Tchaikovsky. This stream was made for froggin'. Butt Ounce of Custard. Diddy Freak Out. Dr Slippy-Fingers. Delancey Doesn't Just Give It Away. BLAME-Y. Chopin Broccoli. Show-plifter. Ariana G-String in Concert! Orange Schubert. Nintendo Chips & Dip with Tom Merritt. Steamrolling Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning St...

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May 13, 2025 97 mins
Film Sack, the Holy Shit We Did That!? Podcast. Am I Too Young to Get a Fish Sandwich? The Quest for Stubby Lashes. Pleasantly Oozing Scabs. Same Matthews. Take That, Church! Four Points of Articulation. I do not like orb weeveeeeeeeeeers! The Re-run Republican. I'm gay for Brian's eyelashes. Da pope. The Fear of Gay. Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels. Coverville isn't one of THOSE guys. Same Shirt Different Face With Amy and more on this...

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May 12, 2025 86 mins
Welcome to Sonic, can you go to McDonalds please? Shakespeare in the Park---ing Lot. Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship's sprinklers. Sexy Snot with Dunaway! Cry Havoc and Unleash the Olyphants of War. Going the Full Howie. 80s TV was all imaginary. Crazy Neighbor Edging. I don't like weed Teeeeeeea. Yo Mama's Day. Adequatulent. Vegas Crud Level is ZERO. Two Girls and a Dude. Be a Dry Turd with Bobby and more on this episo...

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