The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
July 3, 2025 • 92 mins
It's stuck in my Croix. Scoobie and Boobie. Sparkling Meat. Multiple Chunks of Cash. PIP POP POOM! Shit out of werewolf. Fry Egg. Sent Gift. Egg. Infra Red Pandas? Chunks Form Apple. Don't Listen to the Orange Mouse. All We Are Saying... is Give Mice a Voice. Magic Monica. WE FORGOT TO SUBMIT TITLES. SCOFFLAWS! A Ludicrous Stampede w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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July 2, 2025 • 108 mins
Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many Many Mandalorians. Congratulations to the Blahs! Beaten by a 6 year old. Monica Isn't A Country Yet. Heebie-jeebieeeeeeeeeees! Glen Powell and Anya Taylor Joy cover Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes. I now pronounce you blah, blah, blah. A Greece-y Honeymoon. Floating Squid Game with Tom. F...
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July 1, 2025 • 86 mins
YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppers & NO Lt Yar! The Water Guy Effed Up. Bunny hopping the rattle snake. Right Off The Butt. Fannypack Fisher Man. Little taste of K, Little taste of C. Boobyfront. I Don't Like Beaver Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Paint that Mamma Jamma with Bill and more on this episode of The...
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June 26, 2025 • 67 mins
Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your Heimer off. We need extra men for masterbaters. Sticky Wicket. Leo and stotch. Sounds Like Snot, Looks Like Snot. Real bears would eat a twink. Tell me more about Dutch Mayonnaise. ZchzchChowda, not Gouda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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June 25, 2025 • 111 mins
Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal with Jesus. The Eight Wives Of Scott Johnson. Jump The Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. A good period time. Fresh Prince Fish with Dunaway. I got a big old fatty. Viper is Coming. Right up the Canal. What The Dell, With Tom. D20 recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of ...
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June 24, 2025 • 84 mins
Drat Vahder. The Spirit of K-Mart. I Don't Like Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 1... 2... Krug is Coming for You. Antant. Draw Me with a Thicker Center Tentacle. Homophobia Zero. Hawk Milk. Keep An Eye on Your Tea Stain. Weird Meat Rollin'. House-Brand Sugar Drink. Business raccoon fleeing mule. The Podcast Boys! Banana ball coming to a city near you. Dan has gone away with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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June 23, 2025 • 89 mins
Final Destination: Cookies. 1-877-NO-BIKES-4-BARB. The Royal You. Energy Stroopwaffles. Creeping Down the Street with Scott. Baby got back, with Dunaway. Today Is Not Your Favourite Ride. Hit Him In That Bone. You Can't Cast A Coccyx. I Don't Like CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Elmo Cleveland. Shoot the Shapes. Eating bad shrimp with Ox. Red On Air Black Mirror. The Juggernaut Bitch w Stephen and more on this episode of The ...
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June 18, 2025 • 115 mins
Never Throw Away Kim's Chi. I don't like Bre-oh-sheeeeee. Were going Dutch Marks. Red On Air Meatball. Father of the daughter of the friends. As American as Dutch Apple Pie. Dandadan. We had Koreans! 3 Koreans! Zuckeriest Movie. Bob Bowlcut. Friday the 13th: The Revenge of June. It's all German to me! Prancing through the edible Tulips. Recommentals with Tom, Scott, Brian, Scott, and Brian. Microsoft partners with AND for the first...
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June 17, 2025 • 89 mins
Rock Bottom. Crispy Root Beer. Viscous Sugar. Thoughts and prayers for Scott's stomach. STOP SENDING SCOTT OREOS YOU MONSTERS! Brian's Convenience. Remember Mr. Hooper? Where is my mafia suit? The Bubbles Are Opaque, Bubbles Shouldn't Be Opaque. When TUCOWS go to war. I don't like grocereeeeeeeeeeeeeee stores. Animated Goodfellas. Stay Puffed Man Diarhea. The guy from the dairy LIED! Fun. Wrong, but fun. With Travis and more on thi...
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June 16, 2025 • 100 mins
Actionable Fruit. Cow-rousel. Low Fallutin'. One squirt ring of frosting. Enjoying the Dry Soup. Cameroon Crow. Ecuador, Not Mordor. Rabid M A S H Fans. The Mole Shaming. Newsflash: restaurants are busy on Father's day. Cows are so stupid. Walking Wikipedia Wine man. We know it's Korean because there's English on one side. Getcha Getcha Matcha Cookie. The Upbeat Reaper with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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June 12, 2025 • 93 mins
Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightlyyyyy. Dump the Resin Into The Thing. Underwear Maker Lab. 99% Chair Mat. Chain Sucking Dum Dums. Ya ever seen soggy paper?! Hork it down real quick and your fine! A Thick Pile of Carpet. Kids, How Do They Work? Gary Got The Generator. Appreciating Ankles With Wendi and more on this e...
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June 11, 2025 • 121 mins
Marry into the butt. Third Party Body Parts. South Africa on the Tip of the Thing. Penguistan. Horking Prizes From Your Nose! Are there any fantasy epics filmed in New Zealand, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. Get in losers. We're going to Finland. Ice on a cold tin roof. Three-way couch. More than four Fantastic Fours. Good ol' fashioned farmer blow. You're-Born-with-It Holes. Transorbital intubation. All that and a can of chip...
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June 10, 2025 • 85 mins
Raynor doesn't like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm not looking for the final solution Adolf. Stiffy While Driving. Dead Squirrels in Buckets. We're not afraid to use the chicken. Multi-Directional Impaling. Macklemore's Stuff is At a The Thrift Shop Now. Snack-tanic Panick. Forensic Cheeto Analysis. Tricerati. With Great Responsibility Comes Great Chicken Use. Are there Italians in Italian Seasoning, 'cause I like really want to kno...
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June 9, 2025 • 80 mins
Two Wheeled Root Canal. Rubber Chicken Ibbott. Dawn's Ass Crack. Leaving Moby Dick in the Rearview. Dudes of a Certain Age. This Ride Ain't meant for MEEEEEEEEEE. From From. Cinder block calves. Eye Karma. Owen Wilson headbands. 428-Year-Old Spoilers. Say Dress to the Yes. Red Fraggle-ino. What's Dicetomato doing these days? you know he's got negativity. More Like Cubic Zirconia Distribution with Stephen and more on this episode of...
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June 5, 2025 • 86 mins
I don't trust people with pits. Skeeters in Your Mouth. Style Advice With Wendi. Rare XL. Toddlers Cheat at Mini Golf. You have to break that skin in. I can definitely see why you ate it! Demo Grape. Match the Hanger With the Plane. I've got a pair of nostrils! Lightly Salted Porupine. I Forgot That Didn't Happen. The Grapes I Snatch. Dr. Gerry Sounds Like a Real Doctor. Teaching the Littles the Dirty Words and more on this episode...
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June 4, 2025 • 115 mins
Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the Meat Puppet. Another Mountain Hill to Dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my sensitive areas well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon: a squeaky clean tube of happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry. Is the weekend food for vampires? Oh My God It's Today Already with Tom. Ho...
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June 3, 2025 • 77 mins
Cinder Block Calves. Adjust the zipper on the left-hand side. Toshiba Mazda Yoshi Hitler III. It's By the Peeeeeeeeee. Meet my son, Yoshi Pudding. Flying Pizza Spaceship. Only Oreos in the Building. Well Rendered Weiners. Blackstone Betty, Ramalam. Lumpily Dumpily Ships. It's Orange and Makes Two Different Noises. What Would It Take, Brian? Too many Adolphs. Access to the Back Row. A Whole Lotta Lot with Bill and more on this episo...
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June 2, 2025 • 61 mins
All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did these half ass questions come from? 18 Sweaty Holes. Naked and Death and Killing and Blood! I don't know why I'm bleeeeeediiiiing. Post Malone Flavored Oreos. All E, All the Time. OH SHIP!! Actively seeping sewage. Bottom Golf. You like a thing that is bad and more on this episode of Th...
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May 29, 2025 • 105 mins
Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squirrel Beggars. I don't like the Lottereeeeeeeee. RFK Hoggle. Resin-mergency. Backup Rug. The Bird Feeder Economy. Greased up squirrel pole. Pope Bob. Artificial Deadlines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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May 28, 2025 • 123 mins
Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. Sorry dog face. Clearly vague. Juvenile Delinquents Need McDonald's Too! Carefully Placed Jug of Pee. Zero streak Boomer. Birds Are Dicks. Better Call Sal with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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