The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

October 2, 2025 68 mins
They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-7? A crazy person at a conference. Hair metal? More like wheelchair metal amiright? Southern dirt rock. Don't You Know Phil Oakley. Almost Getting Off the Island of Frasier. Rom Reading Rom. Skibidi Toilet 2: Skibidi Urinal. I ditched the News today, oh boy. Choosing Happiness With We...

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WAKE UP! SEPTEMBER'S ENDED! In Soviet Russia, Word Thanks YOU! Warm Sounding Wood. The Great Kimining. Rock Puzzles Scissors. Mercy Buckets. Domo Obrigado, Mr MaxTrollboto! Mix Master Fetus. Brian's got all 8 slots filled. Van's Car Songs. Excess 3 Dog Night Dog Pooh. Dunaway doesn't like Cyber. Fosters: It's Australian For F-Off! Making Out with Horses on the Moon. Our Cheese is Safe With Tom and more on this episode of The Mornin...

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September 30, 2025 67 mins
Roll For Procrastination. Give Me a Car That Cars. McDirnt. Check out my pepperoni. Hey, Is It Too Early For a Kim Sandwich? We named the dog after Indiana Jone's dog. Smooth Laminator. I Just Triggered SRIR. Everyone Needs to Laminate Their Mattress. Advertisement Across the Forehead. The Kardashians Started Like Most Things With a Sex Tape. Roll To Pee. Billy Joe and the Great Uncles. He plays such a good bastard. Because we have...

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September 29, 2025 69 mins
Red On Air Dog. Scotty Potty Pudding And Pie, Bumps the Girls and Makes Them Cry. A Duet About Ugliness. Chuck-a-lucks in my Thin Mints. A Fighty Little Movie. Isn't Istanbul Constantinople? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. 10,000 Groundhog Days. Wake Me Up Before October! (WHAM!). One Dirk Diggler After Another. Schmawn Schmen. Three Dog Nights at the Johnsons. The best Ability is Availability. Double-Blind Placebo-Free Study. ...

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September 25, 2025 67 mins
Breathing Through All Your Holes. There was an old Johnson who swallowed a fly. Maggot free brownie corpse. Figgin' Plums. Sweet, Soft & Just A Little Boozey. Faceless Reese's Look Like Faeces. That Guy on TikTok Lied. Little Bitty Frog Lungs. Cannibal Brownie Pranks. Debunking the Bunker Myth. Cornholing a Pig. Brian's having Deja Vu. I don't like drunk french monkeeeeeeeeees! If an identity crisis was a restaurant. Take this ...

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September 24, 2025 72 mins
We got trolled by SEEEEEEB! Fred in Zaire has the Diaherear! Don't Chew, Just Suck. Dunaway can't handle the tooth. Heavenly Scouts. Brian's Hot Balls. As Subtle As An Apple Pie Without A Wiener In It. Chalamet Ratboy Face. Leo Vermicelli. Scott's little dent. Other Day-Lewis. I Hope My Duplicate Has The Drizzling Shits. Marked Safe from The Rapture. It dumps the snacks in its gullet or it gets the hose again. Stripping with Tom an...

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September 23, 2025 60 mins
Oh what a feeling, a mouse in the ceiling. Helpful hardware person. Cheating stoners. Thickened Beverage Plant. How Many Flushes. Why Do We Have a Mint Drawer? Hardware Person? Just Call Them a Tool! Law Offices of Naked, Sweaty, Pale, and Erratic. This Soap is Too Sharp. Built In Playtesters. Don't Touch The Green Ones. Was there a movie about baseball dreams in a field called something 'of Dreams'? Hot & Heavy then Toothpaste...

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September 22, 2025 63 mins
How To Moisten Cat Hair. They'll be, maybe, probably fine, with Stephen. It's A Good Dumb. Sorry, Boggle! I Don't Want Cottage Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Manning the invisible table. A Sleeping Bag With Sleeves. Gelatinous Globulars. Celery is a Waste of Time. Dayquil Dunaway. Neon Itchy Bum. Thumbs Up On Friendship. Elevator bras. Cranked up awkwardness. A fine line between Sexy and Sexist and more on this episode of The Morning St...

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September 18, 2025 69 mins
Kitty Lizard. I Do Like Big Eyeball Sheeeeeeeeep. VAT crap. Jaunty German. THERE ARE THREE BUNALS! Raising Gravy. Nurse C with the Hep B got the D! Why Does It Look Like Lego Hair. The Salad Days of the Shrimp Buffet. Puzzles Rock! Make Nerdtacular Great Again. Tribal with Tribbles. Look at me! I'm Scott Johnson now. Let the Gloomhaven Game Start Now. Happy Ducey to Birthday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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September 17, 2025 64 mins
The Ham and Cheese of Cats. I got a Guy at Panera. Old People Need Fiber AND Internet! John Wants To Go On Home From Rehab, They Said No No No. I See Tomatoes and I Want to Paint Them Black. Controlling the pukage. Breaking bad with mom and Wendi. Tina On Retainer. Collecting Cats with Dunaway. I Don't Like Siameeeeeeeese. Cats are Dicks, If Their Name is Richard. Free Crap in the App. Coverville Can Conjugate. Grandpa said the qui...

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September 16, 2025 60 mins
Calc Dooku. Square Day. I don't like Bacterial Slurreeeeeeeee! Fart Blood On A White Wall. Divatude. Sundance Sundown. Word To Your Mother. Doku Doku Panic. Photo Blue is a Magical Thing. Rundle Fly. Respool Me by Ed Sheeran. Crawl space man. You Have To Cut The Car In Half. Concentrated dark matter turd. Kids Love Floor Chocolate with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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September 15, 2025 68 mins
Double Fisting Corn Dogs. New Week, Who Dis? DSMR. I don't like EMPeeeeeeees! Boar cobra bread badger. Fancy glasses card deck. They Earned The D. Maintaining Your To Do List. Horrible Puzzles with Brian Dunaway. Disturbing, but good. They're angry teeth, but they're back there. President of Chess Club and voted most likely to become a Serial Killer. Jack Black Could Eat No Snack. His Wife Could Eat No Cream. Doin' It In The Double...

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September 11, 2025 66 mins
Old Aged Beef. It's Not Monica's Bday But Let's Have Cake anyway. Reacher Round. Call Now is So Raven. I Don't Like My Muffin With Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This Cover Album Goes to Eleven. The MODOK minute with Brian Ibbott. Flare Gun Granny take down. Hitler Sweeney. I'm Gritty Gumby, Damnit! Getting our Hedrons straight. A Very Happy Unbirthday to Monica! Husky Spider-Man. Electric Apricot. I'm gonna sue you, Zucka and more on this epi...

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September 10, 2025 60 mins
I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. Bladder Infection for You. Chic-Fil- Auctioneer. Can't stop thinking about Dick in a Box. West'em? Hardly even know 'em! Old men lacking self awareness. 50 Burger Terms in One Sentence. Get Free Shit. It's Just That Simple. An Insufficiency of CowBell. You Gotta Slow Down (slow down) S...

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September 9, 2025 62 mins
Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery. I like bad monkeeeeeeeeey! What rhymes with cheese sandwich? Chewie's Bits. Sluggish Doorbell Prankster. This Star Wars game is the Hoth-ness. Tktktktktk. Do It On The Nines. Lotsa Little Bummer Games. Sending a Labor of Love for Todd. Stop dragging your weiner around with Dan Dan the...

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September 8, 2025 66 mins
I Don't Like Brain Bleeeeeeeeeds! Star Trektember the Eighth. Roasty fun. Grizzle in my Spizzle. Less of a Biff, More of a Tumble. Ribbed by Brian for your pleasure. Sherlock, Knick Knack, give the dog a bone. Using the whole timer with Brian Dunaway. Day Z, it's so stupid. Hey Bright Bobby, Bam A Lam! Be Here, or Be Dumb. Just confirmed, you are in fact a Bozo. Hot mess TMS. Adam Sandlerberg. Report card bankruptcy and more on thi...

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September 4, 2025 76 mins
Spirit in the Sky on a Horse with No Name. Tubi or not Tubi. Office hours are never to never. Keep your friends close and your Swiffer closer. This Airplane Runs MacOS, No Windows. He had a bottle that just wouldn't quit. Baguette Terminal Velocity. Third Bleeding Nipple. Where's the thing to pause the deal!? You are not allowed where the magic happens! Nothing not fun. Does Scott Like Fury Road cos I like really wanted to know. Qu...

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September 3, 2025 93 mins
Meat juice. TMS Is Filmed in Front of a Live Scrolling Chatroom. Lord Kroger. Big Ol' Fat TueWednesday. I Don't Like Spiced Processed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Hoarding trash. From Hell's Heart I Wipe Your HD! Serial Butcher. Dexter Baker. Why not Travis. What does Danny Devito smell like, cause like Scott wants to know. These Are Not The Soups You're Looking For. Cans of Barely Fruit. That trash'll keep. The Tale of Google with Tom and m...

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September 2, 2025 68 mins
Shark Hootery. Karen Adjacent. Sausage Morning Dog. Park silly, booze for the kids. Everywhere a Subaru. Bloody Marygaritas. Christopher Lloyd Squared. Everything is pickled. Hard breathing at World Market. Decompress Your Tongue. What Is Epoxy? Lose Your Hootie. String dignity. Reading in binary with Amy. Don't Chase A Duck With A Stick and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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August 28, 2025 67 mins
Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March. ProtoKaren. Please don't use your phone. I want townships and prefectures! Irish Pickles. Shittin in a ziplock. Baklava not baklava. Skibidi Toilet of the Day. You'll have NO burroughs, NO parishes, and NO Lt. Yar! What the hell is a no eat bacon day and more on this episode of The ...

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