The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
October 30, 2025 • 73 mins
Gust of Pooh in the Eyes. Mighty Morphin' Gamer Chairs. Spider Melt, Spider Melt. Punching The Lower Hanging Fruits. Rub Some Sourdough on It! It's Just a Jump To The Left, Mister Bond. Playing hide the Unobtainium. Pumpkin Butthole. Really Pushing The P In Pooh! I Don't Like To Be Left Bloodieeeeeeeeeed! If I Could Blame Steve Jobs. Trauma Twinkie. Have a Michael MacDonald Halloween! Maple Beef with Canada. Metabolizing Grief with...
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October 29, 2025 • 67 mins
Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sauce. He farted in my face but not in a good way. Real Ugly, Bald, Fat. I Don;t like Peeeeeeeeeps!!!! That Oil & Butt Smell. Windshield Virginity. Wifemother. Sugar-Free Sugar. 2025 Suck A Log. Concentrated Rage and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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October 28, 2025 • 71 mins
The One Where The Boy Doesn't Cry Wolf. I'm OK that there's something wrong with You. K-Pop Demon Toddler. Account Herpes. Tingala forever. Sullying the Yonkman Name. Deliverancy. The shit shot helped. Why Is There Corn In My Poo? Brian Assembled All the Right Answers! First Heater of the year smell. Paw paw for my maw maw. Four shocks and a Fake Funeral. Wickedly Talented Dondo Begondo. Upper Middle Pinkie Finger with Travis and m...
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October 27, 2025 • 77 mins
Hashtag might barf. It's Not Hot Like August. Big, wet, chunky bullet. Little weinie energy. Clare's dating profile video. ust a little weird. Weekend Uber summary. Non-mating mates. If It Wasn't Weird, It Wouldn't Be TMS. Big Truck, Little Wang. Gattaca, Gattaca, Gattaca. Farty Towels. What's Corbin Bernson doing these days you, know he's got Malkovich Vibes. Internet Uncle recommendations with Nicole. The great Jim Candy and more...
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October 23, 2025 • 71 mins
TMSDS!! Dog Commits Battery Assault. Throwing Kim under the bus. Don't Induct the Black Eyes Peeeeeeeeas. Ratboy Biopic. Goin' a Little Nagel. Skeevy Shoplifting Gang. Big Strong Feelings. 2 Jeremys, 1 Boss. Eagle Smurfs. Internet Uncles. What Does Mark Eat for Breakfast? It's Your Kids, Spielberg! It's Your Kids! Damn Eagleshmerps. It's Not A Bong with Wendi, and more!
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October 22, 2025 • 61 mins
Iron Man in the Sheets, Old man in the streets. I Don't Like Being Stabbed By Figurineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Potato Adjacent. Yokel Kryptonite! 20 Year Old Smell. Sounds Like A Skill Issue. Teslas Run on Fartgas. Sending Brian the Stiffy board. 1900-CRY-ABOUT-IT. Less Fred, Better Game. Traffic and weather on the ones: at 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. I love a good Cuban. L2P Noob!! Cry harder for 3 bucks a minute. Y'...
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October 21, 2025 • 66 mins
THEN YOU CAN CHASE MICE!! That Melts My Cheese! HEY! UHHHH... Sora the AI Explorer. Fredless. SpongeBob-itis. Sharing The Chud. Grecian? That's a formula, right? It Was Me, Honk Honk. Cat Island with a People Problem. Neuter Everybody. Cheese Face. Filli Dave and Busters. These Magpies have peanuts. (v) I Don't Like Judicial Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!...with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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October 20, 2025 • 66 mins
Bees Are Dicks. How was the Broncos Game Brian? I don't like cold beeeeeeees!!! Bluegrass Moshpits. All Howdy, No Doody. From Hell's Heart I Sting at Thee! Casa boo nita. Pig Long and Prosper. Help! I've bean having trouble! Trim it Knuckle Deep. Pedro Pan. Do Pigs Have 12 Toes Cuz I Like Really Wanted To Know. Behind the Dragon. Would Bees Pray Like Aretha Franklin. Donnawhy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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October 16, 2025 • 68 mins
Shit Cakes is for Scares, not for School. The Naked Man in the Mirror. I Think That's For A Dog. Squid Scrotum. After 45 minutes of tech support, it connected right up. Like a Tamogachi for your neck. Meows Wolf. It's MISTER Poopy Butthole to you. Optimist Prime. More Hair Than Frosting. DENVER IS NUMBER TWO! Keep Austin Just Weird Enough. The real Scott, with Wendi. Hey, Ding Us, Dingus. Fletch Returns and more on this episode of ...
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October 15, 2025 • 58 mins
Does time exist? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Literal Vaporware with Tom. One Way Or Your Mother. PTO: Pocket Time Off. Didgeridon't. Koalas aren't BEARS. I'll be with you in one GLORP. Probably italian. Koalas, Australian for Chlamydia. It Means Nothing To Me. Shrimp on the Barbie. Deep Down in My Pleasure Bone. K-pop Ibbott Attenders. It Runs the Water Through The Heatsinks or It Gets The Hose Again. It's hard out here for...
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October 14, 2025 • 62 mins
Wild Motorboating. All in the Same Bathtub. I Pity the Foo Who Don't Trick or Treat. Shit delayed - lack of Fiber. A Triskit, a Traskit, Someone Get the Raskit. Frog Swallower Didn't Croak. I Like Charlotte's ISPeeeeeeeeee. Scott's Double Vision. (s) Rouse Me Rhonda Rouse Rouse Me Rhonda. Feeling Like A Lump of Cheese. I can't do Bros. Medical Spitroasting. All work and no play make Stephen King a dull boy. You Get NO Pod, NO Vod &...
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October 13, 2025 • 67 mins
Proxy pee. Brad didn't do a damn thing! TMS Interruptus. Honey, check out my Quincunx! Pelted with Pears. Mummies are people too. Godzilla vs Everyone. So, One Bourbon, One Whiskey, One Cider, and One Beer, Repeat. Rate Beige. Special Appearance by Madisynn. But Not Where You Think. Jenkins' Ear and the Oaken Bucket. Swamp Thing Is Killing the Children. Giving Out Old Cables for Halloween. He's Normal Sounding. Too Many Mans with S...
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October 9, 2025 • 70 mins
From the Eye of the Cake. Talented Little Bastard. Uber Confessions. How did Tudors have sex, 'cause I really like wanted to know. The Fiber Thickens. Freebasing the Internet. Wink-wink Martindale. Waymo Money, Waymo Problems. Dump Right Into It. No Box for Robot. Brushed my dog, took my teeth out for a walk. Stink at the Town Hall. Swan Warden vs Terminator. The Sexiest thing is Rage and Horror. Spilling your Coconuts with Wendi a...
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October 8, 2025 • 69 mins
Pantomiming Pants. I Dream of Labubu. Scott Showed His Own Fibre. Release the Thickened Files! Giving BioCow the Beef. Fiberly!!! Your Internet is So Fly. Fully Sick Cameos Dude! Yoda Lady who? What happens in The Meadows stays in The Meadows. Furbies Are so Damn Scary. A Little Pervy, As Opposed to a Lot Pervy. Bathroom Rice. Sort of Steve Jobsish looking guy meets Geezus. Doing Shit in the Bathroom with Tom and more on this episo...
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October 7, 2025 • 61 mins
Kraken Open Some Balls. Smells Like Artificial Wonder. You'll Get NO Corn, NO Grain, and NO Lt. Gum! Nine Inch Nails Under Water. Goat Anus Oreos. Kicked me right in the rice. Watch Out for the Swiftie Bear! Phoned in footballer penis. Yank your bag properly. Brush Up on Your Morse Code. Divorce #5. A Serious XM Show. Sabrina Carpenter is Easy to Miss. Like Waterwold, but sticky. Table Toppings with Dan and more on this episode of ...
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October 6, 2025 • 59 mins
Hispanic Heritage Munch. Sloppy McSlopperpants. Reverse Pumba. The Mexicali Tray Of Death. Wackado expensive. Cirque du Soleil on Absinthe. Mexican Adjacent. Tray full of bald dudes.
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October 2, 2025 • 68 mins
They all sound like Dave Matthews. And the sausage tastes like wood. Permanent Blast. Four Shit Shakes. KPop Demon Ramen Slurpers. What the fert is 6-7? A crazy person at a conference. Hair metal? More like wheelchair metal amiright? Southern dirt rock. Don't You Know Phil Oakley. Almost Getting Off the Island of Frasier. Rom Reading Rom. Skibidi Toilet 2: Skibidi Urinal. I ditched the News today, oh boy. Choosing Happiness With We...
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October 1, 2025 • 62 mins
WAKE UP! SEPTEMBER'S ENDED! In Soviet Russia, Word Thanks YOU! Warm Sounding Wood. The Great Kimining. Rock Puzzles Scissors. Mercy Buckets. Domo Obrigado, Mr MaxTrollboto! Mix Master Fetus. Brian's got all 8 slots filled. Van's Car Songs. Excess 3 Dog Night Dog Pooh. Dunaway doesn't like Cyber. Fosters: It's Australian For F-Off! Making Out with Horses on the Moon. Our Cheese is Safe With Tom and more on this episode of The Mornin...
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September 30, 2025 • 67 mins
Roll For Procrastination. Give Me a Car That Cars. McDirnt. Check out my pepperoni. Hey, Is It Too Early For a Kim Sandwich? We named the dog after Indiana Jone's dog. Smooth Laminator. I Just Triggered SRIR. Everyone Needs to Laminate Their Mattress. Advertisement Across the Forehead. The Kardashians Started Like Most Things With a Sex Tape. Roll To Pee. Billy Joe and the Great Uncles. He plays such a good bastard. Because we have...
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September 29, 2025 • 69 mins
Red On Air Dog. Scotty Potty Pudding And Pie, Bumps the Girls and Makes Them Cry. A Duet About Ugliness. Chuck-a-lucks in my Thin Mints. A Fighty Little Movie. Isn't Istanbul Constantinople? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. 10,000 Groundhog Days. Wake Me Up Before October! (WHAM!). One Dirk Diggler After Another. Schmawn Schmen. Three Dog Nights at the Johnsons. The best Ability is Availability. Double-Blind Placebo-Free Study. ...
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