The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
July 31, 2025 • 107 mins
Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! Inherently Voluptuous Rabbits. Riki Tiki Toddler. Do elephants have paws? Cause I'd like really wanted to know. Wasn't the head of the Manson Family called Charlie Something? Smoke Pizza Everyday. What's the Matterhorn? It's a bird, It's a plane! It's a squiggly line! Spy Women. Papa Ib...
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July 30, 2025 • 55 mins
He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese! I love the smell of Manticore in the morning. The Lincoln Leap. K-9 Lupus. Get the Popesicle from the Autoclave. I herald your popcorn! Then you shall have no Recommentals, no Tom Merrit and no LT YAR and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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July 29, 2025 • 90 mins
The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes Stay on, Bra Comes Off. We actually like these BEEEEEEES! I want to pleeeeeeead the fifth. The Lick of Death. Accidental Podcast. Right Up Your Cheese. Giant worm god. Heroes in a bra shell, turtle power. Tested the food, not the sound. RELIGIONS IN SPACE with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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July 24, 2025 • 101 mins
Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy testing and cigar bar. Is That Sabrina Carpenter In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? She Has the Meats Right Here. Mainstream Stippling. Human Dot Matrix. Eat this book with peace and love. What's in Your Bag? A lot of 4s today. one. Gambit Booby. Triumph the Insult Comic...
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July 23, 2025 • 94 mins
Brian Went Dunaway. Going full nostril. I Hate That Fn Key! I Don't Like The Windows Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Uranus is Hot. Casa Bonita Handoff. Pre Meat. When Ozzy Hocked a Ham. What's Derrel doing these days? You know he's got talent. The Power Of Scroll Lock Repels You! Hey, Aliens! We have weiners! Soupy Doupy Bullshit. Alright Turds! Lord Reginald Octothorp III. Shut Up and Let Tom Talk Tech w/ Tom and more on this episo...
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July 22, 2025 • 72 mins
The Moiré the Merrier. Smell Brian's Hat. Extremity Scrubbing. Taylor-made. Big Money Buttholes. The Ties That Bind, Books. Ain't nobody gonna break a my spine. This book has been Baned. The Lady and the Trampoline. It's Actually Weeeeeeeeeed. The 'head in a dryer' anniversary. WE'RE OUT OF SWEETROLLS! Flask-O-Whiskey Man! I have a crush on Bugs Bunny in drag, don't tell Wendi. Maker Fair stopped making fairs, with Bill and more on...
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July 21, 2025 • 92 mins
Scott got a Gamer High Chair. Deet heaters. Juliette Brioche. That's my Donkey Kong pillow. The Balboa bimbo. Roll for Bread. Milky cheese. Steam Curling. FettFan42069. Even Ordering Your Food is a Game. I tried the sex with the Switch. Don't Tell Wendi. You Get NO Superheroes, NO Dinosaurs & NO Lt Yar! The Order of the Drive to Phoenix. Shimmering pool of Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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July 16, 2025 • 126 mins
Sir Mixaway. Pulling the dork. It lights up and extends. Tumor pot pie. Wymong? Wy Not Mong? Filling the Hootie Hole. She's got some juicy doubles. Great swelling moments. Pisstory. X-Men or Disney Beast? Yes. Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego, You Know I Wanna Date Her. Sharkagator. Many Tabs Died to Bring You This Information. Red Button, Green Button, With Tom. Private Movielicious with Nicole and more on this episode of The...
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July 15, 2025 • 89 mins
I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too High for Penn and Teller. With Pees and Love. This Show was Mostly Scripted. More of a Burnt Umber. Fossey Gorillas, Goodall Chimps. Suddenly appearing pish. Vegas Scam. CashApp - 9 out of 10 Twinks agree. Perturated. The James Bond Zone with TV's Travis and more on this episode of T...
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July 14, 2025 • 45 mins
Putting this on the TMS feed mainly because we think it would be a good fit for a lot of you. Ethan is pretty special kid to me, and seeing him hit his stride, publish his own book, and reach for the future is a blast to watch. I hope many of you will check his book out, and I hope you hear this interview and gain some confidence in what his generation might accomplish. - Scott
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July 14, 2025 • 92 mins
Cleavage Crumb Catcher. Phoshitiendopeeeeeeeeeeennee. Dreamy Pools of Blue. Hootiehole. The Dog Not the Coin. Cocks Are Banned. Sea-water in the Ocular Cavity. Complainty Beefy Thing. Meat Sweats For Days. Set Your Lactasers to Stun. I Herald Galactus! Ye Haw! Brian Walks into Orgrimmar. Hate Crypto. Love Krypto. Ashley Madison Girls. Loving diarrhea with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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July 10, 2025 • 87 mins
Neither Take Nor Leave 10 Bucks. Swamp Crotch Alarm. Moist on Pizza. Cranking it in the shower. It tastes like chalk made a wish to be food. Aftermarket Sugar-Free Boba Pearls. Do you double rainbro? Is it Preshow, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Deciphering superheroes. Kirby Your Enthusiasm. Dirty Banged-up Hole. Sterile Cheryl. The Konami code for sleep. My math is not involved with your hotel room. Stuck in the cheese with...
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July 9, 2025 • 124 mins
Samanthamus. Eating out of the Selena Gomez Box. Is there a Mnemonic to remember how to spell Mnemonic cos I like really wanted to know. Coax Quacks. There are FOUR tips. Love the Froze-Show. Antithesis of Redundancy. It will Melt Your Cheese. I'm Glad You Said Neck. These aren't swim trunks. Where's My Quiz Game Brain. I Don't Like Pearl Jam In My Teeeeeeeeea! Is It Claire's or is it THE GAK. Everything Leaks With Tom. Naturally H...
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July 8, 2025 • 82 mins
Woah, Black Manta, bam-ba-lam. Ground Beef Oreos. With Great Power, Comes... Oops wrong Franchise. Superdoo. Martha Graffiti. Woofsbane with Chorizo. They Changed the Frequency, Kenneth. Rabbit Ears Up, V-Hold Down. Brolin's Burnt Taint. All moustache all the time. War-Rig Envy. Flies, flies, millions of flies. The most expensive $10 dress shirt. Hootie and The Book Fish with Amy. Visceral Astin Hatred and more on this episode of T...
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July 7, 2025 • 87 mins
Clark Cornsweat Kent. Bowling Correspondence School. Neighbors shooting their stuff into the night. Eating old eggs in the sun. Planet of the Shrewdness of the Apes. Cat Clowder Crowding the Chowdah. Who Freaked the Dogs out - who, who. Just like a Scott Returning to His Vomit. E. coli brand salad. Silica Gel in the Raw. Choking the Turtle. NIEDERMEYER!! Why Why the 5th of July? The place was Rio, and Scott didn't barf this time. C...
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July 3, 2025 • 92 mins
It's stuck in my Croix. Scoobie and Boobie. Sparkling Meat. Multiple Chunks of Cash. PIP POP POOM! Shit out of werewolf. Fry Egg. Sent Gift. Egg. Infra Red Pandas? Chunks Form Apple. Don't Listen to the Orange Mouse. All We Are Saying... is Give Mice a Voice. Magic Monica. WE FORGOT TO SUBMIT TITLES. SCOFFLAWS! A Ludicrous Stampede w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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July 2, 2025 • 108 mins
Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many Many Mandalorians. Congratulations to the Blahs! Beaten by a 6 year old. Monica Isn't A Country Yet. Heebie-jeebieeeeeeeeeees! Glen Powell and Anya Taylor Joy cover Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes. I now pronounce you blah, blah, blah. A Greece-y Honeymoon. Floating Squid Game with Tom. F...
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July 1, 2025 • 86 mins
YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppers & NO Lt Yar! The Water Guy Effed Up. Bunny hopping the rattle snake. Right Off The Butt. Fannypack Fisher Man. Little taste of K, Little taste of C. Boobyfront. I Don't Like Beaver Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Paint that Mamma Jamma with Bill and more on this episode of The...
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June 26, 2025 • 67 mins
Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your Heimer off. We need extra men for masterbaters. Sticky Wicket. Leo and stotch. Sounds Like Snot, Looks Like Snot. Real bears would eat a twink. Tell me more about Dutch Mayonnaise. ZchzchChowda, not Gouda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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June 25, 2025 • 111 mins
Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal with Jesus. The Eight Wives Of Scott Johnson. Jump The Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. A good period time. Fresh Prince Fish with Dunaway. I got a big old fatty. Viper is Coming. Right up the Canal. What The Dell, With Tom. D20 recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of ...
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