The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

April 2, 2026 68 mins
My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the best time to be poor. Pooping On Your Yum w Wendi and more on this episode ...

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Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Guns Neurosis. F-bomb Streaker. All Quiet on the Licorice Front. Sal Mon Dunaway. Better Call Khaleesi. Includes No Real Pandas. Fudging up your no eff-bomb record. Genies are Pirates with No Legs. Rambo was totally birthed. Old Folks in the Shat Room. Glasses To Hear By With T...

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March 31, 2026 70 mins
6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan asks what's in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? Succulent Chinese meal. This is about the jugs of Chuck. YOU CAN ROLL DICE! w Da...

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March 30, 2026 69 mins
Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of the Cat on the tin means that it co...

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March 25, 2026 72 mins
Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores for Old Men. Let Me Tap for you, Grandad. The Adventures of Jacketcoat Cardigan....

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March 24, 2026 76 mins
Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a Travis, Eat a Travis and more on t...

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March 23, 2026 86 mins
Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Based Breakfast. Toe-to-Toe with Crow. ...

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March 19, 2026 73 mins
The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on th...

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March 17, 2026 70 mins
Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w A...

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March 16, 2026 77 mins
Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby, Frankenberger, and more on th...

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March 12, 2026 70 mins
Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.<...

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March 11, 2026 70 mins
Weird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who's into your wife. Goofus cainus. I'm That Type Of Curmudgeon. Lisa Lube. What the Damn Ackroyd is going on. Little diddy about Jack in Wy...

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March 10, 2026 58 mins
How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad. Filing for Bankruptcy? OH YEAH! (Schoolhouse Rock v). Kind Of Mad Maxy. The Guy Had Like A Shovel. Digitally Calibrate Your Studs. There Was A Taylor... A succulent Covid meal!!! Make robots, not war. The Lines of Cindy Margolis. Transparent Rubber With Bill and more on this e...

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March 9, 2026 64 mins
I've Got Some pi-erced earlobes baby. Cow in a Can. James Bond will return in Moo Maker. Valuptuous Udders. Sandalwood and Fine Leather. Nerdo Swaggins. Taped and Bad. Plenty O'Tool. Crunchy Lisa lobe. Cheap ass Nintendo! Grandpa's got a brand new tube. I Blame Marie. No twerk without werk. Continous Records Only. Take A Look At Your Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, w Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Mornin...

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March 4, 2026 63 mins
This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird Wednesday with Dunaway. Paying The Tesla Tax. Big Chunky Floater. Maybe Creed Gets Cranked. E.T. Found Polyp. Beau-acal Kissing? Buy the better tires. Old farts talk about pricing back in the day. Sugarloaf Lane. Every Phone Can Be Foldable with Tom Merritt! and more on this...

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March 3, 2026 68 mins
The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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March 2, 2026 73 mins
The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge Clarification. Kennel The Dogs, Google Is Here! Come for the install, stay for the lasagna. Ugly Betty Bam Ba Lam. Loki Whatshisface. Poor Mildred Down the Street. The O has transferred from the B to the Router. Speaking of Being in Love with Brian Dunaway. The Wiz Khalifa Build...

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February 26, 2026 71 mins
Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is Amazing! Impaled by Jackelope. Apple Computer Microbrewery. You Don't See Too Many ZOYs These Days. Final Destination: Longhorn Steakhouse. 80-Year-Olds do all of Democracy. Casayt teppes! Pick up your socks! Let Your Woe Begone. Eat Raw Meat. Putting Out Virtual Fires With Wendi an...

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February 25, 2026 67 mins
The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott. HOA PITA. What Kind of a Big Deal. Putting My Hand in Their Package Hole. Miner Spice and Avon Spice. Un-thirsty Plants. Town Meeting Town Meeting. She Doesn't Like Facebook --- Well, I Can Understand That! Let's go SCSI. It Always Feels Like Ring Doorbell's Watching Me with ...

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February 24, 2026 65 mins
Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whitest Way with Travis and more on this ...

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