Comic Patrol

Comic Patrol

If you’re into comic books and the banter of two “would-be” friends, Coke and Dank, you’ve found the right patrol. This is Comic Patrol! Your stop for wickedly good looking, questionable literacy, and a dangerously deep love-hate connection with comic book culture. With countless years of worlds, stories, and fandoms that have shaped our opinions. Buckle up and join the ride! Warning: Hosts may experience brief moments of cheer as tangents of random discourse of rage often to distract and amuse all parties. #numeatz #sawftcheeze

Episodes

September 25, 2025 18 mins

Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys debuted back in 1930 and 1927, respectively. And here we are now, in 2025, reading a crossover book from 2017 for our Arc Analysis series.

Not going to lie to you here, we did not know what to expect when we opened up this book, but lets just say it was not at all this. It's a grounded, mature take on joint series of young adult adventure/mystery books. Where this story goes stretches murder, interroga...

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Episode 116 will go down as one of those special ones for the Weapons (i cant lie). As we read several titles.

  • TMNT #11
  • Batman #1

Coke's Pulls: 

  • Godzilla: Escape the Deadzone #1
  • TMNT: Shredder #1 
  • Escape #1

Dank's Pulls:

  • GRIM #20
  • As...
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September 13, 2025 30 mins

 

--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't ninja dick pics)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't wild animal pics)--

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September 5, 2025 59 mins

We're back to cover DC's newest properties with their ABSOLUTE imprint. It hasnt been that long since we started in episode #100 but now we've returned to "Alpha World". Can they keep the interest they started with the Holy Trinity of (Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman), now that Martian Manhunter, Green Lanterns and Flash join the fold? 

A lot of questions, a lot of issues - the comic patrol is here!

 

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It's been a while since we've done an Across the Pages(Axp) instalment... A type of episode that we like to do where we cross examine (kinda) two similar-ish properties from different universes (sometimes). This ultimately gives us an excuse to do two episode topics at once, where we take in a comic run for each property, as well as a movie for each property as well. 

This time around it's Thunderbolts and Suicide Squad. What came ...

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--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't rat pics)--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't showering Victor pics)--

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August 16, 2025 76 mins

SATURDAY MORNING DROP !!!

Join the Comic Patrol as we dive into 4 faces of Fantastic Four !

 

 

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We really enjoyed the first volume of Farmhand, and we really meant to get to this volume sooner than we did, but time is fickle and all that... Anyways, 60-something books later, we are BACK with Farmhand Vol 2, and boy is it seedy. Get it? Well, honestly, it's not that seedy, but I was looking for a pun.. prickly? Let's go with prickly. AND BOY IS IT PRICKLY! In this volume, the sins of the father come around, but not just for hi...

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July 31, 2025 68 mins

Issue #10 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we're ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run! 

Also, Dank doesn't miss an opportunity to address how the man was really a child, fell from his pedestal and never really was the one who should of been sitting in it. Viewer discretion is advised Dank really doesn't like Hulk Hogan.  

We are going to check-in with which is...

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Hey, guess what? Guy Ritchie did a comic book! ... Kinda He didn't exactly write it himself but it sure is advertised as that. It's about a guy who works for a rich guy who takes in homeless guys to help with chores until Russian guys come for the rich guy and they meet a group of other guys who pull heists.  Still with us? Great! Then listen in to hear what we think when three different writers contribute to a comic book and whe...

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July 17, 2025 17 mins

The 90's were a time, and 1994 we were witnessing the Dark Ages of comics, although we didn't know. Welp -The Vision 1994 - helps us realize a lot about the 90's. 

This story of Vision spans four issues of what could be an interesting take on "the man" split between -  the red synthezoid , Simon Williams and Alex Lipton.

But can they handle the weight needed to portray the robotic depth and density of this Marvel superhero?

BUC...

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July 11, 2025 10 mins

its BONUS season Nu Meatz, we dove back deep into our own episodes  #19 DC Animated Vol.3 to find our original reviews of 2 of Frank Miller's animated films. Its Coke n Dank from 2019.. oh boy - we were younger-dumber and couldn't stop swearing! 

  • Batman Year One (2011)
  • Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I & II (2012)

#hismillerwasshowing #2drinkminimums

 Buckle in This is: The BONUS Shame of FRANK MILLER 

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And in Comic Patrol fashion, we couldn't have a pride series for the Hall of Fame, without a shame episode. It's been a long time coming, but we're here with our second inductee into our very own Hall of Fame for comic book influencers - and this is the part 3 you've been waiting for!

We went through almost his entire catalogue of comic books in parts ONE and TWO, and labelled those as "The Pride". This time, we delve into the 6 mo...

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Marvel's first family isn't just called that because it sounds clever. No, the Fantastic Four literally are the first family of Marvel Comics, and to celebrate that - as well as the new, upcoming flick - we are taking it back to 1965's Galactus Trilogy. That's right, the first appearance of the big, planet eating guy and his silver surfing henchman guy.

Does this read well 60 years later? Well, let me tell ya something: No. But is ...

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There's a new Superman movie coming out! And on top of that, we did some research: One of the biggest inspirations for the new flick (although not the MAIN one, but still), For All Seasons, has now joined our list of Arc Analysis runs (essentially our own book club).

Now, if you know us, we claim Superman is one of the hardest characters to write well because of his powerset, but when a writing team gets it, it can truly make you a...

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June 19, 2025 70 mins

Issue #9 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we're ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run! 

We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for June, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Our Pull List issues we cover in this episode are:

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Arc Analysis time (which is just something we call our version of book club) and this one is a doozy! Hey, you like aliens? Check. Hey, you like being terminated? Check. And hey, do you have an interest in predators? ...I kinda hope not, but check. AND LASTLY, do you you think mushing these three franchises together could work as a 4 issue miniseries? Well, whether you answered yes or no to that one, you should still hit play and l...

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June 5, 2025 54 mins

With the Trials of X now behind us, we move forwards into the fiery twists of Inferno!

The end of the Hickman penned portion of the Krakoan era, the deepest and craziest secrets come to light, from Moira to Omega Sentinel to Mystique and even Krakoa itself, alliances and relationships will be forever changed.

In this episode, we cover Inferno #1-4, but we talk a lot about certain characters and where things could go from here, and ...

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May 29, 2025 78 mins

HOX POX DOX!! ITS A XbyX EPISODE!!!!

We return to cover the long celebrated X-Men Krakoa era

We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're waking back up to the world we almost forgot. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have spent countless hours following the Krakoan crew, through fire, magic and now in Beast's brain. So its easy to say we're back to finish what we started.

This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, This...

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May 22, 2025 90 mins

HOX POX DOX!! ITS A XbyX EPISODE!!!!

We return to cover the long celebrated X-Men Krakoa era

We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're waking back up to the world we almost forgot. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have spent countless hours following the Krakoan crew, through fire, space, magic and now Central Park. So its easy to say we're back to finish what we started.

This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, T...

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