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Vanderpump Rules S11 E10: Line in the Sand recap episode. Miles and Katelyn (self proclaimed professionals in talking sh*t) are here and ready to talk all things Bravo. They give the details of the week in bravo and in astrology before diving into the latest uncensored/unedited episode of VPR. Blah Blah Blah is all they hear when bLAhLa talks about what Ariana should and should not do. They found the water tasting to be more of a w...

Vanderpump Rules S11 E9: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang - Just barely in time for Mercury in Retrograde, Miles and Katelyn have your VPR recap ready to go! Listen up as they give you tips on how to survive this months Merc in Retch. Listen up as they tell you everything you missed in the bravo universe for the week. Listen up as they try to figure out why Lala is all the sudden so nice to men. And Listen up as they conclude that everyone ...

Vanderpump Rules S11 E8: Peaks and Valleys recap. Much like the title says this week has been full of peaks and valleys. BIAS is back and here to give you the full run down of why! All the details you need on the mercury in retrograde shadow period, the lunar eclipse in libra and of course all the bravo news for the past 7 days. Miles and Katelyn recap the latest VPR episode and celebrate their correct predictions of Jos rising sig...

Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Episode 7: Written in the Stars recap

WOW! What can we say other than, this is a big week for us in the VPR universe! Blessed are we, the bravostrologers, to receive an episode that has birth charts on CAMERA! You know that Miles and Katelyn are here to dig deep into everything said about our VPR girlies placements. While we were blessed with an astrology heavy episode we were also "blessed" with a Jo hea...

Vanderpump Rules S11 E6 "Saw It on the Graham" recap episode. Miles and Katelyn are here to keep you in the loop on all the Bravo news (aka Bravo lawsuits). They give a little preview of Aries season and all the little quirks  reality tv Aries have. They decide to focus on having some fun while breaking down the latest episode of VPR. They search high and low for this "apology" that Scheana says she received from you know who. They...

Vanderpump Rules S11 E5 "Lake it or Break It" recap episode is here! But first Miles and Katelyn break down all the Bravo news from the week, while drinking a cursed cocktail. They try their best to understand all the lawsuits floating around. They get into Pisces season, Pisces behavior on reality tv and all the Pisces in the Bravoverse. Then on to the recap where they ask the usual hard hitting questions such as: Can this man jus...

Vanderpump Rules S11 EP4 "The Dog Days of Summer" Katelyn and Miles are back to give you the full rundown of the latest episode of VPR. Recorded on a full moon in Virgo and are we all feeling it? or are we feeling it? They dive into the bravo news of the week, including the outrageous actions of you know who. What is it like to host a party in your new house for the first time? What's Vons? Are Jo and Schwartz the same kind of weir...

Vanderpump Rules S11 EP3 "You're Not the Queen of the Group" Katelyn and Miles are here to give you all the updates you need: Where is Pluto right now? And what is Rachel up to? They're excited to take you back to SUR Alley even though everyone is a little bit sober... curious. Want to hear about a Cancer scorned? Tune in and have the most fun with your fave Bravostrologists!

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Vanderpump Rules S11 EP1 "Notes on a Scandoval" Katelyn and Miles are officially back to recap your fave Bravo show, Vanderpump Rules! They excitedly dissect the premiere and revel in Tom Sandoval's complete absence from the episode. They research pet bugs, who Jo is, and whether James says piss or p*ssy so you don't have to. Please enjoy Miles' pitch for a TV show called "You're in the SWAT" and be prepared to laugh with them for ...

We're baaaaaaack! Listen, we - your hosts: Katelyn and Miles - were taking a long nap after the grueling task of covering last season of Vanderpump Rules. To help wake us up and get our pod brains working again we recorded this pre-season bonus episode just for you! 

We discuss (while drinking very loud vodka lemonades) all our favorite bravo moments over the last few weeks. We talk Salt Lake, we talk Bev Hills, we talk THE TRAITOR...

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part Three Recap! Katelyn and Miles can't believe it's finally here: the final, very last episode of Season Ten; the wildest, most sordid Pump season yet. They give as much detail as they can muster from the layered cacophony that is a Bravo reunion finale. And as a surprise to no one, they further discuss how awful and misogynistic that ol Timmy Sandals truly is. In the wise words of Katelyn Krabacher, "Ev...

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part Two! Katelyn and Miles are back again for your sweet sweet Vanderpump recap- it's almost the end of the most dramatic season yet. But first, your hosts visit the Bravo Conservatory for a glimpse into the popular hit songs that our fave bravo celebs have released. Miles recaps as best they can the Randall Scandal of It All. Mostly, your hosts have a great time realizing that Tim Sandals is having a ...

Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part One! Katelyn and Miles take you on a journey through the merry-go-round of manipulation of this epic kick-off reunion episode- stocked fully with homemade espresso martinis (apologies to the Loverboy, Kyle). They start off with some standard Sandoval gossip updates, noting that Austin, TX is where LA men go to die. Katelyn and Miles get into why they love/hate reunions and dive right into the...

Vanderpump Rules S10EP15 Finale! #Scandoval Holy wow, the final episode is here! Before Katelyn and Miles delve into the deep, dark inner workings of the insidious affair that has been the center of our worlds for months- they have to talk to you about Kenosha, Wisconsin and Miles' birthday. Never fear though, they don't miss a single moment in this historic episode of television, bringing you blow-by-blow of the most epic break up...

Vanderpump Rules S10 EP14 "There's Something About Her" Katelyn and Miles are coming at you 'live' from the Vanderpump playoffs! And whew, it is a doozy. We listen to Miles watch the newly released reunion trailer for the first time. Then Katelyn and Miles deep dive into dissecting every terrible thing that Sandy boy says, while simultaneously defending the queen who really runs that house: Ariana. Batteries aside, the real definit...