The Potty Plotters Plotcast - Growing on the Allotment

The Potty Plotters Plotcast - Growing on the Allotment

Listen here to learn about seasonal hints and tips for your allotment or garden from us at Ashbourne Road and District Allotments Derby. We can be a tad outrageous, rude and even a bit naughty, but growing your own flowers, fruit and vegetables from seed should be fun and definitely memorable! We will teach you all you want (and need to know) coming directly from off the plot including chitting and as well as chatting to other unsuspecting folk from around site and beyond. The Plotcast is an Amberland Media production.

Episodes

July 23, 2025 36 mins

In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Elaine and Julia gather for a lively chat filled with gardening anecdotes, mishaps, and a bit of cheeky banter. The duo kick off with a humorous recount of Julia's unfortunate encounter with a cane, serving as a gentle reminder for all gardeners to keep their safety gear on while working in the garden.

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In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Julia and Elaine are back, diving into the vibrant world of chillies, peppers, and the all-important support for melons! The episode kicks off with a cheeky exchange about garden tidying and lunch timings, setting the stage for a light-hearted yet informative discussion.

Listeners will be treated to a delightful chat about the wonders of growing chillies and peppers, with Julia sharin...

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In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Elaine and Julia are joined by the delightful Helen, who brings a fresh perspective on utilising gluts of produce, particularly cucumbers, in the kitchen. The episode opens with a light-hearted moment as the trio savours homemade apple cake, setting a jovial tone for the discussions ahead.

The conversation quickly shifts to the challenges of cucumber cultivation, with Elaine sharing h...

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In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Julia and Elaine are back with a lively discussion about the ins and outs of securing your very own allotment. With plenty of laughter and insightful anecdotes, they kick off the episode by sharing their personal experiences with the joys and challenges of allotment life.

The duo dives into the essential questions to ask when viewing a potential plot, likening the process to buying a ...

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In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Elaine and Julia are back with plenty of gardening wisdom and a few laughs as they tackle the trials and tribulations of growing beetroot and peas. The episode kicks off with a delightful discussion about their recent experiences, including a humorous exchange about Barry's unfortunate bean mishap in the greenhouse.

The duo dives into the specifics of beetroot cultivation, sharing val...

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May 14, 2025 38 mins

In this lively episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Julia and Elaine return to discuss the delights of growing pumpkins, squashes, and sweet corn, as well as the intricacies of succession planting. The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the recent warm weather and its effects on their allotment activities, including a comical mishap involving sunstroke and mistaken identities.

As they delve into the main topics, th...

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April 30, 2025 42 mins

Join Elaine and Julia for another informative episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this engaging instalment, they dive into the delightful world of salads, aptly titled "S for Salad."

The episode opens with a light-hearted banter about the simplicity and cost-effectiveness of growing your own salad greens. Elaine shares her disbelief at the number of people who still purchase trays of lettuce from garden centres instead of op...

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April 16, 2025 47 mins

Join Julia and Elaine for another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast!

In this vibrant instalment, they tackle the intriguing topic of flowers, aptly titled "The F Word."

As they dive into listener questions, they share tips on growing various flowers, including sweet peas and zinnias, while also discussing the importance of protecting young plants from the cold. Elaine reveals her exciting experiments with dahlias an...

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Join Elaine and Julia for another entertaining episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast!

In this lively instalment, they discuss the ups and downs of allotment gardening, including the amusing mishaps of the week, such as Julia's unfortunate tumble in the shed and the resulting broken mugs.

The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the unpredictable weather, leading into a fascinating conversation about dwarf plants and th...

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March 19, 2025 36 mins

Join Julia and Elaine for another engaging episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively instalment, they dive into the world of gardening with a focus on the quirky and creative ways to grow your own produce.

The episode kicks off with an amusing discussion about Julia's posh phone voice and leads into a heartfelt message from listener Fiona, who is eager to learn about starting her beetroot seeds indoors. Elaine shares h...

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Join Elaine and Julia for another entertaining episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively installment, they shares their amusing confessions about recording in the great outdoors, with the sounds of nature providing an unexpected backdrop.

As they dive into listener questions, they discuss innovative ways to grow carrots in potato bags and tackle the curious discovery of a bath on one listener's allotment. With laughter...

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February 19, 2025 36 mins

Join Julia and Elaine for another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast as they dive into the joys and challenges of allotment gardening in season three, episode two! This week, the duo welcomes back some of their favourite starter plotters who share their experiences and lessons learned from their first year on the allotment.

Listen in as Liz, Tom, and Kevin discuss the camaraderie of communal gardening, the reality of...

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Join Elaine, Julia, and producer Gareth as they kick off season three of the Potty Plotters Plotcast with a lively and humorous episode! In this first instalment, the trio navigates the quirks of recording in a cosy community room instead of their usual allotment, sharing witty banter about the unexpected joys of bowling greens and the enticing drink prices.

As they dive into gardening updates, Elaine reveals her triumphs and tribu...

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January 29, 2025 3 mins

The Potty Plotter Plotcast is back!

To whet your whistle ahead of season 3 Elaine and Julia welcome you back.

Episode 1 is available from Wednesday 5th February.

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November 6, 2024 37 mins

Join Elaine and Julia in the final episode of season two of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! As they wrap up the year with episode 40, the duo reflects on the ups and downs of the gardening season. With a touch of humour, they discuss their attempts at drying loofahs and the mishaps that ensued. If you’ve had better luck with your green loofahs, they’d love to hear your tips!

As the winter months approach, the plotters share practical ...

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Join Elaine and Julia for a whimsical yet insightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast. As the autumn leaves paint the allotment in vibrant hues, the duo reflect on the beauty of the season's changes. From the striking red foliage of blueberry bushes to the fern-like asparagus beds, the plotters are captivated by nature's poetry.

The episode takes a culinary turn as Julia shares her laminated recipe cards, revealing her method...

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Julia and Elaine are back with another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast. In this episode, they embark on a nostalgic journey through old gardening books, discovering that despite the years, the core principles of gardening remain unchanged. They chat about the enduring wisdom found in these books and marvel at the simplicity of past gardening tips.

The episode takes a humorous turn as they discuss the unexpected re...

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Elaine and Julia are back with another lively episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! This time, they kick off with a humorous discussion about the burning season on the allotment and the potential for a murder mystery game inspired by Cluedo, but with a plot twist. They brainstorm how the podcast could be integrated into the game, making it a unique experience for listeners.

The episode takes a turn towards practical gardening adv...

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Elaine and Julia are back with another lively episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast. In this episode, they welcome new neighbours Glynis and Trevor to plot number 32 and discuss the noisy yet charming atmosphere of their allotment.

The trio dives into the practicalities of using IBCs (Intermediate Bulk Containers) for water storage on the plot, offering tips on how to keep the water clean and algae-free.

The conversation then shif...

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Elaine and Julia are back, and this time they're recording outside at the beginning of October. They kick off by discussing the unfortunate fate of Gerry's sweet corn, stripped by magpies, and move on to updates from last week's episode. Gareth, shares his experience with poached pears and planting garlic in tubs.

We provide tips on how to salvage green pumpkins and prepare them for Halloween. The conversation shifts to the importa...

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