Secret Group of Brown Kids at the Movies

This week we continue out Valentine's Day Romance mini-series by falling in love with our phones. Well, the voice in our phones specifically. That makes it less weird. Tiff and Tim tackle Spike Jonze's exploration of technology, relationships, and high-waisted pants.

We kick off our Valentine's Romance mini-series by going back in time to stop Terra from preventing Barack and Michelle from getting together and ruining the timeline. Also, Tim does his Barack impression the entire episode.

This week Karreem and Chris join the panel to have a thoughtful in depth conversation on the benefits & dangers of artificial intelligence, humanity, philosophy, and stripper names.

As if running a country isn't hard enough, Tim & Ren join the cabinet meetings to help come up with a plan of action and evacuation strategy as a giant monster destroys Tokyo. After all, only one thing will be able to save us from Godzilla; bureaucracy.

On this week's episode the phones and internet stop working and Karreem won't let us back in the house. Instead he peeps through the blinds like we can't see him. It's not even his house.

Kicking off the new year with Zack Snyder kicking off his new Sci-Fi space opera saga. After you listen to this, stay tuned for the Snyder cut of the episode; it'll be even longer, and with even more slow motion.

Special episode! A chunk of the secret brown kids share their favorite movies of 2023 and some hopefully kind words as we take one final look back at our inaugural year.

Featuring: Lola, Terra, Karreem, Jamel, Tim, & Cherry.

Wrapping up our 2023 Christmas watch with a bow, we journey back to 1940 to hang out with the Parkers in this classic Christmas slice-of-life about how incredibly stupid, and hilarious, children (and their parents) can be.

Slipping in a bonus episode into our Christmas Watch as a little gift. This time we follow Santa around as he hilariously racks up a kill count in the name of spreading love and joy to all the nice children.

Continuing the Holiday watch, we travel across the pond to visit our eccentric British-Caribbean family for love, laughs, and D R A M A. Terra, Lola, Karreem, and Tim learn the proper way to make a goat curry on this week's episode.

As we kick off our holiday season with Tim and Kendall and try to do the impossible; find a Turbo Man doll on Christmas Eve when all the stores are sold out and Sinbad has the same mission, but he's even more desperate that we are.

This week Tim & Karreem join the panel and journeyed back to the early 1900s to put a finger on why exactly this film is a certified classic despite the heavy subject matter. They also picked a fight with the thicc girl in the club and started a lemonade stand.

This week Karreem and Jamel prove their worth as friends as they tag along to help commit several felonies in the name of Independence and Sisterhood as we go through another sleeper hit of the year.

This week Ren, Karreem, & Cherry join the panel to journey back to Paris in the late 1700's to help a Black kid spread hate and discontent among the French high society folk.

This week we pretend to be cold, calculated, hyper focused, complete & utterly infallible globe trotting assassins that under absolutely no circumstances will ever miss the shot. Or go on wild tangents on podcasts. Never.

This week we're running through the 6 with our woes as we follow some loser around fighting for love. Tim and Cherry join the panel as we go through everyone's* favorite sleeper hit of 2010.

This can't be the family Dom Toretto was talking about. Closing out our Halloween Watch for the year with the movie Karreem and I are most afraid of. And for some reason, we re-watched it late at night by ourselves just to record this podcast angry and disturbed for the sake of authenticity.

As the Halloween Watch continues Tim and Ren join the panel to go Gothic Horror as we travel to Transylvania, and then another trip to London, and then another trip back to Transylvania, and back to London, and then back to Transylvania again to try and figure out if it's easier to just be single.

On part 2 of our blind watch double feature Tim & Chris continue their meet cute over a bottle of wine as they bond over their love for jazz documentaries and tall kinky women.