Guess What? You're Wrong!

The Lodge is not a movie that scares you quickly. It isolates you, unsettles you, and quietly removes your footing — and then it waits. In this episode, we take a long, spoiler-heavy deep dive into one of the coldest psychological horror films of the last decade. This isn’t a surface-level review or a quick recap. We break down The Lodge piece by piece, examining how isolation, grief, guilt, belief, and neglect collide to create so...

Most vampire movies are about seduction. 30 Days of Night is about being on the menu. In this deep dive, I take my time with 30 Days of Night — a movie that removes daylight, removes hope, and replaces “hero moments” with exhaustion, bad decisions, and survival math. This isn’t a quick revisit. This is a full breakdown. We get into: Why “30 days of night” is a death sentence, not a gimmick How the setting becomes more dangerous tha...

Krampus is one of those movies people love to argue about. Is it horror? Is it dark comedy? Is it a Christmas movie? Or is it just chaos wrapped in tinsel? In this revisit, I take another look at Krampus and dig into what actually works, what people tend to misunderstand, and why this movie has aged better than a lot of folks want to admit. We talk about: Why Krampus isn’t trying to be subtle How folklore is used as punishment, not...

We’re back in the retro horror vault to re-examine Jack Frost (1997) — no, not the Michael Keaton dadcore flick. We mean the mutant snowman slasher film, where holiday cheer comes with a body count and a carrot in some truly questionable places.

This follow-up to our 2022 review dives deeper into the icy absurdity of this straight-to-video cult horror gem. From antifreeze plot armor to killer puns that would make Freddy Krueger groa...

Mall Santas, demonic elves, zombie reindeer, and a Christmas Eve that goes completely off the rails — A Christmas Horror Story is the kind of holiday anthology that feels like somebody dared horror writers to ruin Christmas and then filmed the results.

In this episode, I break down the twisted stories, the moments that shouldn’t work but somehow do, and why this movie quietly became a cult holiday staple for horror fans who like the...

What happens when you mix a snowed-in cabin, a struggling writer, and a mysterious injured stranger who might not be entirely human?

Yeah… nothing good.

In this episode, I dive into the 2021 winter horror flick Red Snow — a low-key vampire film that flew under a lot of radars but absolutely deserves some love. This one blends isolation, folklore, dark romance, and slow-burn tension into a cold, bloody little story that honestly surpr...

Ho ho… NO. I went into the theater to check out the brand-new Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) remake, and let me tell you right now — Santa did not bring what I asked for. The only real gift I received was the fact that I got in for free… because if I had paid money for this, somebody would be getting permanently added to my Naughty List. In this episode, I break down what this remake gets wrong, what it almost gets right, and wh...

In this pulse-pounding episode of "Guess What? You're Wrong!", I corral Kelvin and Sasonari aboard the undead express for a wild ride through 2016's zombie masterpiece Train to Busan. Expect heart-wrenching father-daughter feels clashing with high-octane horde-dodging, as we argue over plot holes bigger than a zombie's appetite—who lives, who bites the dust, and why on earth would anyone trust that shady conductor? Kelvin swears th...

In this hypnotic episode of Guess What? You're Wrong!, we're shambling into the 1932 pre-Code classic White Zombie—the first true zombie flick! I am going to look at Bela Lugosi's chilling role as voodoo overlord "Murder" Legendre, who turns a Haitian honeymoon into a nightmare of jealousy, black magic, and undead slaves. Inspired by William Seabrook's The Magic Island, this indie gem (shot in 11 days on a $50K budget) features Lug...

Join us for Episode 115 of Guess What? You're Wrong! as we dive deep into Ryan Coogler's chilling 2025 vampire thriller Sinners. Set in the hauntingly atmospheric Mississippi Delta, this film follows twin brothers returning to their hometown in search of redemption, only to confront a sinister supernatural force. Blending gritty Blaxploitation influences with soulful blues undertones, Sinners delivers a unique horror experience. We...

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Prepare to be terrified! In this classically spooky episode, I'm joined by the fantastic couple from Ozark Still Works, Wayne and Jen Herbert, for a chilling deep dive into the 1974 cult classic "It's Alive!".

Join us as we dissect this terrifying tale of a monstrous offspring born under mysterious circumstances. Expect insightful commentary on the film's social and political anxieties, and of course, the signature Gue...

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Prepare for a bloodbath of fun on this episode of Guess What? You're Wrong! where we finally slay the undead beast that is our long-awaited coverage of the 1987 vampire classic, The Lost Boys.

Yes, you heard that right – the movie that was supposed to be one of our Halloween 2024 treats is finally arriving, fashionably late, like a teenage vampire who just discovered the joys of staying out past curfew.

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 Get ready to jolt yourself back to the golden age of horror! On this episode of "Guess What? You're Wrong!", we're diving headfirst into the 1931 masterpiece, "Frankenstein." Forget the campy versions you might be thinking of. This film, with its groundbreaking special effects and chilling atmosphere, still packs a punch today. We'll dissect why this classic continues to terrify audiences decades later, exploring how...

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Get ready to sink your teeth into this episode of Guess What? You're Wrong! as we welcome a brother in shine, Jeremy Stewart to discuss the 1996 cult classic, From Dusk Till Dawn. We'll dive deep into the film's spectacular plot, iconic characters, and, of course, the ever-gorgeous Salma Hayek.

Together, we'll explore the film's transition from a gritty crime thriller to a full-blown horror flick. We'll discuss the mem...

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Okay, so maybe I'm a little biased. I mean, who doesn't love a good vampire story? But this time, I'm not talking about the sparkly, brooding kind. I'm talking about the real deal: the kind that turns people into blood-sucking monsters and turns small towns upside down.

In this episode, I'm diving headfirst into the 1979 made-for-TV movie, Salem's Lot. And let me tell you, it's got everything you could want in a horror...

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Get ready to sink your teeth into a spooky, sexy, and utterly bloodthirsty cinematic experience! In this episode, we're joined by the one and only Gillman Joel from the Retro Movie Geek Podcast to dive headfirst into the vampire classic, Near Dark. Join us as we explore the dark, dusty roads of America in the 1987 cult hit that's equal parts horror and road trip. From the iconic opening scene to the unforgettable char...