The Kelly Slusher Show

Conversations about being in the 1% of podcasts, crazy cycling gym guy, small house jokes, snobby sunhat wearers, hottest Arizona heat, and many more stories and stuff and stuff

Conversations about cramming for an exam, getting state certified, car rental fiasco, getting stuck in a car wash, annoying knuckle crackers, restaurant workers, my band's first show, normal men, and many other stories you really need to hear!

Conversations about a new change of direction, hosting my open mic, falling down stairs, poetry side swipe, preachy new age people, tri-flute guy, need some summer fun, making hand pies, and many more words and stuff.

Conversations about naming the band, working on a rock shop, dot cake trend, being judgey but right on, ox bile no thanks, canned fish, bad dudes, and many other fascinating words that you need to hear!

Conversations about opening my micro bakery Sweetie Bakester, feeling like a coo coo, being a squirrel, dumb narrator, naming my new band, plum tarts, the problem with Shark Tank, being humble, wait for it, and many more words you never knew you needed to hear! 

Conversations about what I’ve been up to, list of fifties slang, a made up story, being followed, karaoke jokey, lemonade stands, and many other interesting words-n-stuff!

Conversations about being called princess pretty, saying my pleasure when someone thanks someone, pig in a tutu, party conversation tips, that’s double ugly, dish bath, my sketch comedy character Debbie Nancy hosting a surprise 3 day HOA festival, bakery rivalry, and many more silliness you must hear!

Conversations about moving to California for a silly reason, talking hillbilly and baker talk, annoying editing in shows, never gonna do the book club thing, that dmv lady, and many more words and stuff

Conversations about me bouncing off the walls, first weekend I got to sleep in, attempting to be social, toaster talk, my worldwide audience, dogs needing sunglasses, my new brand name, and a beautiful ukulele song

Conversations about quitting a hard job, hosting another open mic, taking a week off, don’t drop my pink guitar, doing a reset on my life, and many more words you must hear!

Conversations about open mic week, being scattered, accidentally made up a new word, flubbing up a reel for promotion, going on a cleanse, my meat stick breakfast, blow torching marshmallows, my favorite roller tink closed,  and much much more words you must hear!

Conversations about a human car wash, my podcast is growing, another open mic I’m hosting, interesting performances, going back to a toothbrush, nonsense talk, NY stories, and much much much more!!

Conversations about going to a fun dance party, an odd character, a list of April Fool's Day pranks, band talk, silly neighbor’s car alarm, getting my mouth washed out with soap, and words, words, and more words you must hear!

Conversations about quitting a hard job, being in a transitional period, my pink dress getting muddy, hosting another popular open mic, my intuition, leaving Oregon, starting a new band, the one wheel girl, and many more stuff and stuff

Conversations about potato candy, some New York stories, an old heartbreak, the baker’s revenge, duck fart drink, how to wash windows, peeping tom neighbor, and many more stories you must hear!

Conversations about birds, strange bird calls, my old band, dumb gyms, being in an off week, cut out cookies, and many other words and bird words

Conversations about having a good day/bad day, sushi time, the art of being hated, going to a fun dance party, hanging out with great friends, meditation lady crashes shopping cart, and much much more!

Conversations about being in a crazy snow storm, being stuck in my house, where do all the small toms go?, working with no sleep, sew sorry sketch, taking tiny baby steps, my awesome cookies, more mundane talk, big fish small pond, mean man clerk, and a pretty song for you

Conversations about my heart shaped cookies, more mundane talk, shattering glass, wake up sleepy, cart corrals, singing beautiful songs on my ukulele