Episode 223: Lip Service Live Tour L.A. (Jazzy, Melyssa Ford, Na'im Lynn, Gilbert Arenas, Dame Dash)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's standing y'all seen on the Breakfast Club on Pearl
one on five. Y'all know what from MP service makes
some more from my girl Lorio bro it stops me.
What's up? That laves up? Give it up for Ernest,

(00:26):
who just did some stand up. He was like, I'm
not gonna introduce y'all, and then he just did a
whole stand up steps the jokes whereas I missed that. Alright, well,
giving up for Earnest giving up a big chunk R
d J. All right, So we are so excited to
be here, and we're glad that you guys are here
with us, and we're gonna have a great show for

(00:47):
y'all because we worked really hard to get this line
up together. So I already am feeling like this is
gonna be like our most amazing show so far. So
I can't see anybody I'm used to like reading you
guys face get people in the audience, and I can't
see ship and okay, I just think you I can see,

(01:11):
and I still can't see anything. You're high, but listen,
we're very yeah, and I do want to say like
this is a very interactive show, so y'all can feel
free to scream out. You know, if somebody's talking about
something that you agree with don't agree with, then feel
free to just participate. This is lip service church, so

(01:34):
and this is also a no judgment it's a no
judgment zone. So anybody want to confess some crazy ship
they did? You know you sucked your best friends man
or something like that. Dude, there might be some judgment
on that. I'm not gonna yea later, not right in
front of you'll be like did you hear that bit?
But let's get the show started. So we are going

(01:55):
to set it off with someone who's a very close
friend of mine. We used to work together as serious
and we've been friends ever since. Give it up for
my girl Melissa four. Alright, but she don't know how
to get over you got this girl? Alright? It's dark,
I told you, and we don't have no insurance, so

(02:15):
something happened. Alright. Also, give it up for our next
guest who's up here too. This is like we're gonna
start with girls talk because there is a male heavy
show tonight. Um. Give it up for you know her
on Instagram as watch Jazzy. She made me feel Oh
she was that girl I grew up watching you. I
was like, w Now, I appreciate it, though, Jasmine, look

(02:40):
at those cute shoes. Thank you girl. How many? How
many people got on cute shoes tonight but their feet
hurt me? I got on my sneakers, so we're all good. Alright,
so we're gonna getting She said, what, okay? These are
show the shoes, girl, I don't talk to talk for
the show. Do y'all ever body shoes that you just

(03:02):
want to wear at home for your man? One thousand? Yes, gee, guys,
for sure, I'll make him boy the shoes to wear
the come on to them. I'm on a big baby
pick out a pay so sometimes when I buy shoes,
I imagine wearing them in bed, but never happens, like

(03:23):
fuck me, manfleot right always. How many guys are in
the audience, Not a lot, I would say, Okay, guys,
it sucks right to guys. Y'all don't be doing it
like buying shoes to where to buy some new tubes
they buy Gucci click. I think it's more special to

(03:49):
a guy when they take off their stocks, because some
guys don't take off their socks. That's how you know
he really liked you. He let me see them face,
so I know it's made. Have you ever packed a
guy with fucked up feet? Yeah, and I do it again.
Niggas will sup feet, got great long pocket athletes and

(04:14):
it might be dirty like they now like that one black,
that one black ain't that athletes, But it's just the athletes.
It's just an athletes, but it's not the actual athletes foot.
That's Melissa, sounds like you had an experienced. I feel

(04:36):
like I'm the most tame motherfucker on the stage live.
Okay she lied, no, But seriously, I think it is
like guys are very self conscious about certain things. Right,
What are the number one things that guys are self
conscious about their dick? Number one? I would say hairline first.

(04:56):
Oh yeah, you're for dick now. For the only reason
I say that is because everyone could see that ship.
Right Listen, they're getting their hat fishing bitshes. They weren't happy.
HA been half fished. I've been hot fished for I've
been happy. There's a lot of guys that look different
without they had one. Y'all are some clever motherfucker's hot fished.

(05:20):
I like that. That was Jazzy Holt fished. I've been
hal fished exactly without it. Can I steal that? That's
like lace? But guys are all here getting lace fronts
now you see, Mickey, they're getting a whole unit. They
get a full hairline, braids, alfrow, a bear bear. Would

(05:42):
you fuck with a guy that had lace front even
if it's like you didn't know what first? I know,
I don't. You didn't know at first, and he looked good,
but then eventually he's like, I gotta tell you something.
He had a y'all, like a really intoy and you
start sweating and it starts to lift a little. Oh,
he's gonna complain to confess some ship too. Then what

(06:04):
if it's a late he got a latesman, but a
big dick like and he looked good, he got money
all that, but it's a late friant. No, that's what
I'm saying. If it happens to me, And like he
was going to work and he started sweating and it
started lifting eventually, like I'll be like, babe, you know
you don't really have to wear that. Be like, babe,
don't forget the guy on me. It's on the counter

(06:26):
exactly you want. But I love you. So is that
a yes or no? Let you urge him to go ball? Yeah,
because what I'm saying like, you don't need like you,
but they ain't like the same thing. Oh babe, you
don't need that weave. Your hair is nice without it.
You don't need that make up. You're pretty with He
might be ugly when a big hat and he needs

(06:46):
that late front. Very true, very true. What about a
waist chain or what if he wears a waist you
know they have? What about the bank? We're a back burst?
What's there than the jam him? Is that a waste trainer? Kind? Yeah?
The back trainer? No? No, No, that's backsport. No, what's

(07:09):
back supports for back version of a fucking waist? We're
just s what's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?
In the bearing with a guy like you saw? You
were like, damn, I didn't expect this, you know how
with micro dick that's number one fortunate, Like, well walk
us through that, Melissa, what happened? I was tickled? Like

(07:29):
what the fun? That's what's so? You still sucked him
though I didn't find out until it was two goddamn late.
You won't look at a girl. I did the fucking
swipe jeans test. I think he had a sock roll
in there. No, you felt the ball, the ball, you
know the balls girls, only they were hanging low. He

(07:51):
was like, got him, that's exactly what he probably said.
I'm in there. I had a nigger try to eat
my post with no tongue one what so he No,
he was like, I'm just like Nike, and usually I
give him the benefit of the dog that the head
ain't going. You'll be doing all this. You've been trying
to better the cliff. You've been doing this ship. This time,

(08:18):
I said, get the funk off. It was awful. I
felt like I was on the walking dad. And shoot,
have you ever had to tell a guy how to
eat pussy? Though? Yes, yeah, I have plenty of pussy
eating lessons, let me for me. I felt like, I
don't teach guys how to eat pussy anymore. I too,
I taught quite a few, and and now they're all married. Like,

(08:38):
I know, I know how you got her? Are you?
I would rather talk guy how to please me than
to let him not please me, Like, let me just
show you what the thud? Come on, see, I'm not
like that I will talk about you instead of teach
you talk about him. I met you, daddy. I'm be
texting my family, Oh my guys like three yea. If

(08:59):
you really like him, you should show him eventually. Eventually,
I can't eat orange. I don't want to give me some.
If I want you to do it again, I'm gonna
show you how to do it right, because I'm not
gonna what you're gonna say. You know, I'm just tell him,
like you know, I really like it when you and
you really should tell us that's weird. Tell us it's

(09:20):
a weird conversation. You help me to tell you tell
me him because this might help some guys. I think
this is weird. This might help some guys. Know. I
would seriously be like, babe, you know you should like
use your tongue shad and where my girl know on
me when you're eating my pussy. I really like it
if you would use your tongue more and I can
eat the tongue all the time. I shot up. You know,

(09:46):
I know I think what you would saying last night,
I didn't say anything last squirming around. Oh my god,
that was not your mouth. What did you just tell him?
What if he says to you, well, show me how
to do it. You lick my butt and then I
know how to do Of course everyone would say something
like that, yeah, we're up here for five minutes yet, Andrew,

(10:10):
but you know you do it. Yes, you'd be like shutting.
First of all, I'm not gonna like anybody, but it's
you know, you special, but not everybody. She's like, you
gotta be special for that. For me, I gotta make
sure I'm special. The way I teach you, the way
I teach the guy how to eat my pussy is
I'll demonstrate it like on another body card like I'll

(10:33):
take I'll take his hand or like do it on
his neck or something, and I'll be like, do that
when you're eating my pussy. Do that in the home. No, no, no, no,
I mean the demonstration is good. The demonstration is exactly
what I want, you know what I mean. So it
works and they go crazy with it. It's like, oh

(10:55):
my god, I know I know the trick. I hate
when guys be like sticking their tongue in and out
real fast, like stupid. That's that's just stupid. I don't
but and I also and it's just different right, because
I know some women like this, but I don't like it.
I don't like when guys also use their finger at
the same time. I know some girls like that. I
have to really like your hands, right, because some of
these niggas got that I've been working on sils be dirty.

(11:20):
You are not about to touch my pussy dirty fingernails.
He got infection. I wanted. I should have to want
to eat out of the palm of your hand. Your
hands have to be that nice. I want to suck
your fingers. If your nails are long and fucking dirty, nigger,
you're not touching me. But I don't feel like you
should suck him if his fingernails is dirty. Absolutely right, Yeah,
I have both standards. Apparently that means you don't know

(11:43):
how to get the crevices, So that's like another bitch's
pussy juice. Probably Wait, what about winning being the mustache? Sometimes?
Nancy baby, three bitches in a day or more? Damn
We're like, which one would buy? Yeah? And what I'm
not dad? What's the craziest way you ever caught a

(12:03):
guy cheating on you? Melissa? Sorry, I'm listening to them.
I feel so basic, like I'm so vanilla. All my
stories are vanilla. His phone news it sucking eleven. You
know what I'm saying, Like, wow, so that's bad. I
don't don't the phone. No, no, I'm talking about it's
a long time ago. I ain't going through phones in

(12:25):
my mother. The last time you went through a phone?
Tell it true? What time? I want to say, like
or email? Probably like eleven years ago. Damn, they didn't
have phones that. No. I didn't know I phone. It
just came out. It was the first I phone. I

(12:47):
didn't know how to do. It was definitely a motor.
It was a BlackBerry. It was a black Berry. It
was a mother phone. Side there forcing kick and I
found the side bitch exactly right. No, honest, man, I've
never looked through a man's phone. Never. Never, girl, you
don't never. You haven't lived well. I don't want to go.

(13:09):
That's she entertaining. I never have. But my best friend
she downloaded this app. It's not gonna work on the
iPhone now, but it was called mobile Spot. She downloaded
into his phone, and all his tectaments, like all his emails,
went to her phone, and that's why she caught the
nigga cheating. He was at the movies with a bitch.
Bitch I was one of the yeah camera man, yeah, yeah,

(13:33):
camera because there was no iPhone. But yeah, it was
an app called Mobile Spot. That's how she that's what
she used to catching. But I personally never want through
nobody's phone. Look, yeah, now you know I'm gonna keep
it real. No, she I never, I never have. I
found out that I was being cheated on them because
the next bitch was pregnant. That'll do it' and the
and they had already named the baby Joshua. But would

(13:57):
you do that right now? If you can see your
partners message is or anything like that, and you just
got an app, would you want to know that? I
don't want to break up nobody? Not awful keeping, all right,
so let's keep it red. Ladies up here, though, if
your man went through your phone or god, you were
dating right now, wouldn't he want to break up with you?

(14:18):
Who are you asking me? Who? You asked me that? Yes, Stephanie,
I'm asking you for God, I wanted to go through
my phone. Yeah, do you just loss my phone? I
don't know. The ladies in the audience, how many of
y'all if your man with through your phone right now,
would be mad? Oh sure, come on, they might be

(14:40):
with a man like times should be right and be innocent.
But when people look at your message, it, you know,
it feels like a lot more than what it is. Yeah,
and then you get trying to explain. And that's what
I'm saying. It's not even that I'm doing anything, it's

(15:01):
just he'll look at it and pass out from just
seeing anything. Yeah, because because sometimes you flirt on there,
you know, and it's not a big deal. Yeah, and
you're like, hey babe to your friends and they get
mad at like even the stuff that we're talking about
amongst each other. The thing is they gonna look for
nigger names that group chat with your home girls. That's

(15:23):
the one that they didn't even look at that. They're like,
I don't want to know what the Kiana talking about, right,
but they're gonna look at what Kevin talking about. Well,
you're right though, those group text that's why you gotta
delete those man, delete all that ship. And there was
my answer. He ain't even gonna finding because I have
delete all at you. Come on now and they get you. Yeah,
I got a new phone. All the ship email. Wait

(15:45):
until he checked out that email. And that's so easy
to look into somebody email because you leave that open
all the time on your laptop and you just go
off on your day. But where all the bullshit is?
That's how I called my nigger cheating on me. He
sent four bits flowers on one day, and none of them,
bitches was me I flowers? I don't what are you flower?

(16:08):
Here's the worst part. I brought him the laptop, so
I broke that ship in half. I river danced on
that my fock, and it was madness. How because everything's
in your laptop. Wasn't Mother's Day? At least it was
mother's dad? How do I go? Oh, you don't you
gonna have a little flowers? Poor bitches? You ain't got
that many baby mom's nigga? Who these other big I

(16:30):
said to his mom, his baby mama's. I mean that's
it was a bit she was sucking I found out,
and it's over why the house. So she had a kid,
but it wasn't his, because why would you just do that?
I guess because he was sucking her heavy and he's like,
bit you a mother, here's some fucking flowers? What kind
of flowers? What were yellow roses? That's beautiful. That's the
friendship flower. I don't get the fock the redom, but

(16:54):
I'm not gonna lie. Some of the best gifts I've
ever gotten from the other's day were from guy's g
not have ad would you buy a guy a Father's
Day gift and your but you don't got no kids
on them? Put guy's father's days gifts that word my
baby daddy. But I always give my mother's son's father
and like a nice birthday gift. But I ain't giving

(17:15):
you a shift a Father's Day I sent you. I
sent you a text message, talk about it, not fifteen
minutes ahead, but you're getting What if would you like
him differently if it was father Day and he wasn't
spending time with his kids? Yeah? Yes, absolutely see you stuck.
You need to be taking on right right to the

(17:36):
movie right. What if it's his baby mom and she's like,
let you know, I want to take you out with
the kids. That's one thing I'm going to I'm not
into the what's any time with the family father and
Mother's Day thing? I think the mom should be with
the kids. That dare you guys aren't together the mom
will be with the kids that day, and the father

(17:58):
won't be with the kids on Father's Day. What is
the family function for? We gotta look like we're a family.
We're co parenting. I mean, yeah, you go that, I'm Christmas.
He gets together. You don't take a picture. I gotta
make them there in the morning so they know that.
Like Santa Claus, well, no, Lorio, you taking things too far.

(18:21):
I'm too you take a far. Heard some ship about
some ship, So about not you. I'm just saying in
general with friends, and you know, they asked for advice.
So I'm asking you the question, what would you do? What?
What would I do about? What can we get? What
was the question? You answered it? I could have said, yeah,

(18:42):
that's what I'm saying. Like the Christmas thing, I gotta
wake up with them in the morning. Excuse men like
Santa Claus already came. I'm here to see where you got.
All right, you could go in the morning when after
give me exactly like come onorrow, all right? So how
many people on this stage are single? Ladies? Can I

(19:05):
write everything I write both food single? In the audience.
I'm just curious. I'm trying to feel the room out,
I'm motherfucking sing. Hey all right, now, let me ask
you this, ladies. If you're single, right Melissa, Yeah, let's
start with you. How many guys can you date? It once?
And do they know about each other? Like? Do you
tell them it's not just you? They're on a need

(19:28):
to know basis? Um? Right now, I can just handle
too because I'm really busy. Um. I go a lot
going on in my professional life, so I really like
to collect guys based on their love language. You know
what I'm saying. Every guy has a different love language.
Somebody likes. Some guys like to dick you down really

(19:49):
really well, but then they got nothing else going on
with the other ones. You know, They're wallet is their
love language. That's how they show love. And I'm okay
with that, you know, Okay, well do as far as
I'm concerned. Until this finger is occupied, then that's I'm single.
Who do you like better? The guy with the wallet
or the guy with the dick? The guy that has both? Yeah,

(20:14):
where that's not an action? If they're working both really
nice you got if you had to pick one, If
I had to pick one, fuck, why do you think
I'm dating both of them? I don't want to pick.
Come on, if you had to cut one of them,
one of them off right now today because they was
like me or him, pitt, Who are you picking who's

(20:38):
get the money? Take the one with the money and
cheat on an because you got him. I would. I
would probably go with um, the affectionate one, only because
he is a very ambitious, driven man. So the partnership

(21:01):
angle really works for me. I don't. And eventually he'll
get the money. He'll get the money, the money, he'll
have a super you know, like, well we'll be partners together, la.
He asked you, and you can just take care of him.
Know that. I'm a very traditional woman, very alright. So

(21:21):
you're saying the affectionate guy, he would probably win out, Yeah,
because there's gonna be days where like you know, the
love language, just like I don't give a funk about
the money. I just want to be held. I want
to be cradled, I want to be kissed. I want
to be loved on. And you don't want to go
on vacation. You don't want girl beach. You can do

(21:45):
all that ship and your private villa on start. Think
it goes either with the nigga with the money you're
being for that trip first class flights. But the motherfucker
with the money is just like you're good, all right, cool?
And then he's like off and I'm like, okay, so
I'm here in this beautiful villa. The horror. Then what
you do he's put myself And what you do if

(22:08):
you take these two fingers and vicked them and rub
one out, ain't going to at some fun the beach. Eventually,
I get tired of that. Now I think so too.
I think you gotta have some kind of companionship. You're
not just gonna want to be there by yourself and miserable.
It's not fun. And you don't even know when this
Nike is coming back. You're not about to be sitting
around all day like when I went to the beach

(22:29):
again by myself. I'm going to the beach Paris sailing.
I want to a facial with sunrise on the beach,
with the massage. I'm just just keep on charging up
the credit card bill and what the only the only
facial you can get from the other guy is those

(22:50):
are nice too. What do you say, Jasmine? I gotta
go with my girl Gigi. Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna
wreck cop that motherfucking tap. I'm gonna love me first
got down. That's where the funk. I'm going to. Good Dick,
Good broke Dick is everywhere I could get in and

(23:12):
there gonna hold me for fifty Bridge Dick is everywhere too.
It's like there's regular yeah, but yes and no, because
sometimes the ones who got money be ugly than the
motherfucker and I got. They're out there good looking with money,
and they're still garbage and the big deck and it's

(23:33):
still the same trash as though you just have to
the next one. I do feel like I've been there,
done that, And when I had to face the decision,
I was like, no, I'm miserable. Like it's cool at first, Yeah,
it's fun, and then I'll tell a while you're just like, damn, yea,
this ship is mad lonely, like it really is, and
you'd be miserable. So I think you gotta keep trying

(23:54):
to find with at least a balance. She got to
have the most money in the world, but damn have
a little been a good dick Like I thought, we
weren't a lot of Yeah, you have to get to
say you done balance that wasn't an option. Yeah I know,
but yeah, I know. You know a loving affection or money,
and loving affection takes time, so that means you know,

(24:15):
this person is giving you a lot more time too,
So so you can teach the person with money. How
the person with money did they take you on the
vacation and you're in the middle about yourself and taking
a bath with roses by yourself taking a picture with
the fucking timer because he had a meeting, Like I'm

(24:40):
saying that its lonely. No, it gets lonely. I feel
like a good balance. I need some time and I
need like, let us both have money, and let's let's
both have some time for each other and then not
have some time so we can miss each other because like,
you're gonna get sick. I'm gonna get sick you with
my and my face was on. So all right, let

(25:01):
me ask you all this because I know a lot
of guys have this question and we need to figure
out how to navigate this. Right. So, if you're in
the club and a guy buys you a drink, do
you owe him conversation? No? No? Who said yes? Okay?
I was like, yeah, I'm from here, thank you. I
think thank you. It's the only conversation you owe him.

(25:24):
Thank thank you. Okay, thank you, that's you're shying. Appreciate that.
What if he sends over a whole bottle, then does
he get a little conversation. I let him sit there
and have a little bit of a conversation. Yeah, what
was your name? Yeah? The bottles? Bottle? What kind of bottle?
What kind of like if it? He said, did you

(25:46):
sent me? Absolutely, he sent me a bottle of so
did he sent me a bottle of Valais refundable? Baby duck?
He sent you baby duck stuff. I'm gonna be like,
I'm gonna throw him the piece sign from across the
room this way. He sent you to buck chuck, she's
that What if it's coca vodka? No, No, I don't

(26:09):
know that that sounds They don't even sell that ship
in the club, y'all rich that I don't know. Have
you ever bought a guy you drinking the club? Yeah,
and I'll do that. I have really. Let me tell
y'all something that you see one of mine. I'm gonna
give you a little gym right now. Any strippers in
the building thanks to be one of my stripper secrets, right,

(26:30):
I would be dancing in the pile of money, get right,
and then they throwing it up, throwing it up, throwing
it up, throwing it up. And then I'll go tell
the but just like, bring around up a tron for everybody.
I got feel good in that, right, So then she
bring utrona. He's like, wait, I ain't order no show.
She's like, oh no, G did that, and he'd just
be like oh. And then it's the other way you
do it. When you're in the club and you see
Ray Way Yay, y'all know I love Ray Ray. Y'all

(26:52):
see Rayay over there dancing y'all on the other side,
and he dancing on sunshine over there, right, and then
you go get the way with you like, hey, go
buy both from the round to home. It's on me.
So then he pull up the the way, just pull
up like oh yeah, G says hi, she's over there. Yeah,
he's gonna bed that bitch and he's gonna come. And
if you want to talking about this as their drink,
it worked every time. Every time she the girl that

(27:15):
he's danced with, get a shot too. Yeah, you bet
your gad with drink keep on world. When she came
walking over to Hey, yeah, I mean it might be
somebody on friends with it. You know we're your friends
in the club. She's not well, then said well, then
she can pick up her money and keep moving because
now very raised occupied and I got money to count.

(27:35):
All right, last question before we bring on naim Lynn,
I want to ask you this, let's flex in our exes.
How many of you are friends with your exes on
this stage, and you know how certain people felt like
I could always suck my ex if I want to,
So I want to know your thoughts on that as well.
You think you could always you can always suck your

(27:56):
asks if you want to, if you want to. I've
never had a situation where my ex wasn't even either
trying to suck me or when he was talking to
me one time, I'm like this nig is trying to
suck me. So either way, I have one X that
hates me right now, but um, he probably won't hate
me in a couple of months. And if I want

(28:17):
to let me come small and he only hates all
of my exes are cool with me, Like if they
see me, they'll be they'll be like, oh, my god,
but don't get it sucked up. All my exes can't
fuck me like exactly if you want. But that's a
that's a that's a pussy power that come on. Now.
Well yeah, so I'm fresh out of this tenure bit right,

(28:38):
and and every no, no, no, it's not a sadcation.
The celebration cheers. So you know, in the past, we
always went y'all know, we always went back to each other,
and it's because we never stopped sucking, right, But this
time I broke the cycle. Okay, so we're no longer
having sex and he's since when we haven't had sex
since June. We broke up in August, yeah, but he

(28:59):
tried in September. But anyway, so, um, I broke the cycle.
And it's because I'm cool. He can keep the red
coons that've been digging into my trash, you know, like
he can keep that little packet racoons that he got,
and you know that Jesus I'm over here. If y'all
end up back together, I'm gonna play this clip where
I can't wait we won't be back together. Who thinks

(29:21):
that her actself funker and makes them knowing No, I
don't think I've really broke the cycle, okay, and I'm
gonna something better thinking a longer time. Honestly, I don't
think that. I think, yeah, I think you're offer. I'm
not gonna lie. I thought that last time, and the
time before that. The last time, the time before that,

(29:41):
I didn't think. So I'll be like girl. You know
that because every time I moved the we sucked in
them do Hard truck before we pulled off it. The
nigga was paying rent and everything for the house that
I was in down the street. No, it's over. I
thought you was done the last time. I'm not gonna lie. Girl.
To date that my mattress got came sucked on the floor,
and then he bought me some TV. No, that was

(30:03):
the one that died and he bought me some TVs. Bitch,
that's just like Dick still laying around. You can still
fux somebody that I can't him about want to why, Well,
we support you. Yeah, that's girlfriends that's supposed to do.
We support you. They're fucking amazing, thank you. That's why
when when G and I be having our personal conversations
with that girl, you know, whatever you're doing I'm there

(30:25):
after you. I got you. I agree, I agree with everything.
Can he eat your pussy? No? All right? Just asking
you cannot touch me? Well, you don't want no gifts?
I don't want nothing from that. Will you go to lunch?
You at him? I did go to lunch, sat in
his face and told him at lunch that I was
breaking the cycle, which will be not about to do
is go cuddling funk. I don't want that. I'm good.

(30:47):
You couldn't have let that in a text. I needed
him to. I needed him to hear my tone and
see my face and I near my eyes. You know
I wasn't playing with face emoji. Are yourself friends though?
Would you say? Are you friends? Of course we're friends? Okay,
absolutely not. I would hate him. I just don't want
to be with him. What about you think you can
suck any of your ex is one thousand person? There

(31:08):
you go. You know, I just got a little fans
and I know you'll be stating on they're hitting you
all day now, hate stranger. I can one of these
things if I want to drop, but I'm doing I'm
cool with them. There was one who I was with
the longest, and yeah, no we're still cool, you know.

(31:29):
I still have a lot of respect him. I think
he's stope. I think he's talented, you know. And but
that's about it. I know too many scragglass I was
eating withoutter me, so I might he might do it. Yeah,
that turned me off, turn off, going through the trash,
going badam trash. So no, no, no, I can't. But

(31:50):
I went and it's always the same bitious That's what
the problem is. That's why I won't suck with him,
because he keep going back to him same raggedy as.
But you keep the reds, keep the records when they
got it out for you, sis. Okay, but listen, what
about you? What is in the real question? They said,
the real question? Yeah. From on that, you know, we
were having a little a little pre conversation in the back.

(32:10):
We had a little pre coming the bag. I like
pre come, like right, I like when I know that.
When I thought it like the dick and I taste
the pre come, I get happy, like that's like nig
he got wet, would be like he got he got

(32:33):
that wet, wet, he got wet. I want to see
that little drop in your bread draw one little draw
and I know where they pe he got was that
sometimes they were and they'll do that a little shake
and y'all will still have a little pee drop on
your drawers. And you think that we don't see if
we see it and we taste it, to motherfucker, you

(32:54):
gotta be careful because that might be a different kind
of dress. Oh girl, but you can don't have one.
It's a green the green well, if he's uncircumcised, he
got as infection. Those days are over you, yes, girl. No,

(33:15):
have you ever had to tell a guy to take
a shower? Magma smells word? I'm I'm so fucked up
that I do it. They say, do you do it
for your for the glory or for the story? Sometimes
I do it for the story. Like I will ride
out of fun up situation just so I could talk
about it in my heart. You know, I need content.
Come hold this one day for the content. This is

(33:35):
gonna be good on Yeah, I know. I'm not sure.
It can't be real until I feel the burn. No,
not that gydam, but if it's dicks, think I'll ride
that one out. I take out. No, I did it.
I did it before and then I told him after
the fact and he acted like he didn't know what
the funk I was talking about. He's like, what do
you mean? I'm like, Nigga, every time I see you,

(33:59):
I'm fresh out the shower. I got oil on my
motherfucking crevices and behind my ear and boota crack and
ship do the same for me. He's like, what do
you mean, Nick? But they of I want to see
the type of soap you use because I was springing it.
Get you some browners, get you some peppermint peppermin Sound

(34:20):
like he needed, like to exfoliate, Yeah, something No, because
I feel like a lot of men he needed don't
know how to carry when you get surgery. Yeah, I
kind of like, I like, kind of I like having
sex with a guy when you spresh out the shower,
of course, but I kind of like him after this
day a little. Yeah, I feel like I kind of

(34:45):
like get where he's nasty, like when his balls is
stuck to his dime. Yeah, I like that ship. I
ain't nothing worse than ship. But I mean, what it
the penst I what can people? People? Different people smells
different people, They're different. But she got to depends on

(35:09):
the situation. Yeah, Like I can't imagine that wasn't washed
or like it's just been out all day and I'm like,
but you know, some guy's gonna smell out man no
sour power. Yeah, but they have man wipes. Say they

(35:32):
gotta do a niggerance or something nigger. Well listen, Jasmine,
thank you so much for joining us today. That was
really fine. I was so excited to have you and
they saw you plug everything you have going on to
try to turn up shout out the red suit. Thank you.

(35:55):
So make sure you have following my Instagram at watch Jazz.
That's on Instagram, Twitter and on Snapshot, which I'm never
on and uh yeah I'm on to y'all. So I'm
in a bunch of different cities, so make sure you
guys are just following me in and she made time
to come here for us. Girl, you know what's going
through that? It's yeah, your turn up? Yeah? How many years?
Twelve years? No that? Yeah? I love you, Thank y'all

(36:17):
so much. All right, thank you, And now we have
another me and stuff and even sharing. I would give
out of a shot if we had some motherfucking I
don't have no cups. We have been Can we get
some cups? All right, we'll get some cups. Um. So
another friend of us, let's bring him to the stage. No,

(36:39):
right now, let's bring naive. What's going on. I'm already
nervous for you. You nervously up here with all these ladies. Cool, Okay,
I need some throw up in. I heard all that
ship y'are talking about. What do you think about it?
You ever had a dirty dick? That's what I'm thinking.

(37:05):
We got this drinks? No, no, never that, No, no,
I don't ask about sucking a dick, not once twice. Never,
Never that it was three times a game because the
first games that you thought about it, you never had
a situation though, where you're about to have sex and

(37:26):
you felt like you were a little funky. Now I'm
always ready. But that's what I'm saying. That guys just
smell good, like they're they're regular natural not that bad. Well,
I'm really big on hygiene, you know what I'm saying.
I'm always ready. I don't play ball no more so,
ain't no reason for my balls to be salty like that.
How about baby powder? Do you ever use baby powder?

(37:48):
In the nineties? It's causing cancer right now, tying me
tell you something I had a conversation where a guy
said that he always uses baby powder. And one time
when I was younger, a guy had baby powder like

(38:11):
all over and I was like, I gotta go because
it just looked it was just weird to me. Did
you have a goddamn diaper too? No? But but people
got that sack. People got upset with me, like, I
still use baby powder. So with y'all a guy that
had baby powder a little baby for him? Yes, what

(38:36):
that she's gonna be due as hell, with the the
pussy jews, all that she's gonna be. Do you don'na
have beucking baking a biscuit down there? Um? Yeah? I
mean all right, So now let me ask you this.
I'm gonna ask you this, and then I'm gonna let
the ladies answer. What do you think happens on girls
night out? If your ladies like, okay, we're having a

(38:59):
girl's night out, what in your head it's about to happen? Uh?
A whole bunch of ship that that I'm not supposed
to know about. Like what I mean, they're probably you know,
receiving drinks and flirt and giving you know, girls don't
really give their give their numb out these days, the relationship.
They give their I G out that's the news, that's
the new chief, right, Yeah, that's what they do. They

(39:20):
give out that my I G then they be Then
they'll be going back and forth and d ms like
a text messages the same ship. But that's the way
that for these days. They want to see pictures in
the life. That's the problem. They want to see a
pictures we got. But what else do you think happens
besides all of that, Like what do you think girls

(39:41):
do when we have a girl's night out? Like if
they go to the club. Yeah, I really don't know.
I just I'm assuming they just go. I'll be dancing,
you know. They had the little huddles and shipudds reject
most of the guys and it's a couple they're like,
oh he could get it girl. You know, wow, do
you mind if your girl gets like a guy buy
her drinks in the club? Um, she got her own money,

(40:04):
she shouldn't have to accept. But drink from a guy.
That don't mean nothing, But you know the guy's like
she asked the question, if I mean, if you want
to accept the drink, that's fine, But conversation comes with drinks.
You got money, right, Okay, so somebody sent you a
drink of woman, would you take it or no? Because
you'll be like, I got money, I don't need a drink.

(40:29):
It's ridiculous, right, I'm going to accept the drink and
then I'm gonna give her one. So it's just like
I paid for my own ship. Oh now you don't
bought another big drink. Nine. I always buy people drinks
at the bar, and I don't even I don't even
need to even strangers. Strangers drink. If I see somebody
by itself, I'm like, you know, just get I just
get a drink. I don't even need to I don't

(40:51):
even need to talk to you. What are you asking? What?
She went? And she ordered some expensive as ship like
I'll have the I'll have a double shot of rinking
forty two. First of all, usually when I buy by
buy some manage drink, I just like give her something first.
I asked what was she drinking? First? And then drink?
If you ask the burden to what I'm drinking, I'm

(41:11):
already drinking ninety two by the double, okay, So then
you I'm gonna tell her to get that regular blanco
the difference, and I'm sending it back. I'm gonna telling
us forty two. Ain't gonna I'm sending that ship back
and order my own forty two. All right, Now, when
you argue with your lady, do you prefer to get

(41:31):
into like a food blown argument or the silent treatment,
if you had to choose. I mean they usually go together,
usually have the food blow argument follow followed by the
sun all right, I don't prefer either. I really don't
like to argue. I bet, what do you ladies think?
You know we like to argue. I think women to drink.

(41:53):
I'd rather have a full blown argument, get it over with,
get to the understanding, and then back to normal. Like
what do you want? Yeah, exactly outside you don't you
over there? You get it over with? No for me?
You know, I remember when I was a kid, I
used to be like, oh, God forgives I don't. I
used to hold a garage God forkids I used to

(42:14):
I swear I used to say that. But as you know,
as I've gotten older, I've become very forgiving and forgetful.
So like after after that, so I forgot we were fighting.
I forgot your day or you cheating on me? Wait? Wait,
didn't you cheat on me three days ago? Oh? Oh no, okay, okay,
let's go, come on. I don't hold a garage anymore.

(42:34):
I'm not I'm not about that anymore. Why don't women
like being wrong? But why nobody likes to be wrong?
But why don't y'all ever? Why wrong? Why don't apologize
when I'm wrong? When I'm wrong, I apologize? You're one
of very few most of the not except being wrong?
When are we run most? One of my guy friends
did say to me, he was just like, men have

(42:56):
a problem with consistency. I said, a fucking lutie. He's like,
but you women have a problem with accountability. And I
was like, I want to fucking disagree, ie, I disagree
when I had. I feel like when I'm wrong, I
say I'm wrong and I apologize for it because I
would like that not respect back. And I don't ever
get it? So how often are you wrong? I'm not

(43:17):
usually exactly? Why did you send us a bottle of juice?
But no, I know what the can you pass one
of those down there? An you pass juice? Can you
pass me some to kill? I'm going to make you
a drink. We need some vodka to the stage. Yeah,

(43:41):
that's what we need. Now he's for everybody. Please, you
gotta give out a shot at too, because I felt bad.
I hed y'all grudging in the audience. Shut the funk up?
I like, that's is water? And how many how many men?
How many men are on the audience? Just three? It's

(44:02):
like three of them. It's all right. Let me let
me ask you this question, and I want you to
be completely honest. Have you ever been in the room
or at a party with more than two people you've
had sex with at the same time? Are you kidding
me about you? Angela? Have you ever been to I

(44:24):
had birthday parties? Okay, that's right, right, No, I'll tell
you some ship though. This is this is a woman
back when I was single. This is what they do.
Like if you have a couple at you you have
a little good together, you have a few that you
all have sex with. Uh that you said every one?

(44:47):
If you want trying to stay and clean up at
the end and ship, that'd be the one that thinks
she stayed appreciated washing dishes and ship like, yes, I
see you staying tonight, y'all. Laugh y'all know y'all do that.
You're like, let much don't clean up a little bit,
going the bathroom when everybody leaving, and Ship acted like

(45:08):
she know her way around really well, right like in
the bedroom doing whatever. She's like us in the private
bathroom off the basket bedroom. Somebody like, yo, what this all? Oh,
it's right over there. She want to let everybody knows
you know where everything is. I'm sorry, but I think
that's terrifying and it's happened to me before, but with

(45:31):
myself like, I never again want that to happen to me.
So I think I choose a little more carefully. Who
are fuck? I think it's kind of funny when you're
being a party and you'd be like, damn, my maho,
I don't four people here. You'll be feeling like they
look they want these shots. I know. We don't write
g G. Be careful. That's all we got. Not tonight

(45:54):
bring out the walk of vodka, which you say, she
don't even give us a bottle, So you hold up.
You said you've been at a party. You have four
dudes in there that you yeah, it's my birthday party
because all my exes were there. For me, it's alway
exes or they like you in relationships with all of
them at some time. I don't count. And man, he
somebody got funcked. Why do you care? No, I'm joking

(46:18):
for me. For me, it always makes me laugh a little,
like when I see two guys in the same picture
that I'd be like that you put the greater than
sign or the less than sign, like exactly, like it's
better than you. She's like picture right, I definitely like

(46:41):
the picture too. You just gotta like the picture. Let
him know you see him, vote, I see you, and
I am thinking the conversation the whole night was me like,
even if they didn't even bring it up, like Danny,
you think they said that they I don't even care.
How enough, if they said they fed me, they was like, yeah, man,
I put something now. I always wonted this about guys

(47:07):
because for girls, right, there's times that we could be like, Damn,
he sucked me great, I got fucked. Do guys ever
be like, man, I got funck she sucked me good?
I think they do. He's thinking about it. No, we
know we've had those moments and ship were you like

(47:28):
dam like then that ship as good as hell. But
here's here's a difference between men and women. Like women,
After y'all have a few old guysms or whatever, you know,
you're like, damn, that ship was amazing. After we have
all guys in the he like, I want to leave?
That's a lie. Do y'all do that with head? I
feel like y'all do that more so with good head.

(47:50):
Well I don't come from head, So why that's weird?
Why I just need life? I need the body? The body?
You do you hold back or you just can't, huh,
you hold back from coming. I have before, but it's
been you know, it's been a long time. It's it's

(48:11):
just not for me. I'm something a pleaser, So I
don't like to get mine without make sure she get hurt.
I would be offended. Well that's the advertising to me,
that's just appetising you. You know, you get me, get
me hard, and it's time for me to go to work.
Don't you want a girl to come when you actually
give her head? Absolutely so you don't think she wants
you to come to Well, the thing is, I'm after

(48:33):
I come us over. It's a wrap. You can't come again.
Like you don't have a second round, and I don't
do that. You're talking, you're talking about the nineties again.
That's what I was using baby powder. I can text
you better go back to my holdays. I can go

(48:54):
about two three times. Now. Have you ever been humiliated
about with the women? She embarrassed you in public? As
far as it was and I just made a scene
embarrass you. It was rude like nothing like that. I
got mushed like one time. Familiated. I got mushed in

(49:17):
the club one time and I was the aintybody really
said it, So I wasn't. I wasn't. That's funny. Somebody
must you? Yeah? For what man? It was just it
was this other girl. It was just a girl in

(49:38):
the section and I knew the girl, and you know,
the section was tight, and she was kind of I'm
sitting like on the top of this, on the top
of the the section the seat, and she was kind
of like dancing in front of me and you know,
maybe bump my knee a couple of times. And the
girl was like she dancing on you. I was like,

(49:58):
oh she not, like it's not enough room, and then
she just got mad and she mushed me and walked out.
I feel like, that's not the whole story. That's actually
the whole story. And how did you react? I stopped
talking to It wasn't a hard much like, it wasn't
even that bad, but it just I just didn't like,

(50:19):
did she put her hands? But I've never had no,
no domestic ship ever. No, I've never been in a
fight with a woman before, So you know I want
that same respect. Okay, I agree with you on that.
I don't feel like people should put their hands like
women should never put their hands on men either, I know,
definitely mentioned and even if a woman does put her
hands on you, you did the right reaction. You just
stayed there. Probably was grinding up on the girl that

(50:41):
was grinding on you, exactly. He was right. No, man,
I wasn't. I knew her. I wasn't. It wasn't. You
didn't say all that section that I knew. I didn't
have no, no type of relationship with her at all.
That's why she tried to push that lace front back. Maria,

(51:11):
you have a lace friend, That's what I'm laughing. Good,
ain't le Bron over here? This ship that you mention it, now,
it's real, it's real. Okay, I'm not I'm not that dude.
I would just cut it off straight. What about manscaping?

(51:32):
You manscape absolutely good for how long you remember the
first time you started? What made you decide to do it? Ye?
You cut that ship down and was like, oh, I
tell you the first time they got they got a
whole colony. Yeah. Yeah, it was about two thousand seven,

(51:59):
because that was a seven and I was working with
this Dominican chick. You said, okay, go ahead. That was
twelve years ago whatever, I can't count, so um, you know,
I was with this Dominican chick and she was just like, Yo,

(52:20):
do you need they gotta do something about this? And
even like I'm not even Harry Must, she won't even wild.
She was just like, now you got it. I'm just scoring.
She didn't for me. Actually, She's like, I'm just gonna
make it low. And she just took that ship all
the way off and two inches and he was like, oh,
I'm gonna keep it. Like did you like it? Yeah?
You liked it. Uh didn't make it look bigger, That's

(52:42):
what I just said. Made you like a three year
old with a big dick. Three because that's when you
got no hair on your young you know, but but
now you know, I mean it goes with with me
with my hygiene, So you know I like to be clean,

(53:02):
and now you know I do that ship about every
three weeks. How do you prefer women landing strip full seventies?
I like, I like that monkey clean, like the hair situation.
How would you prefer that? That's what I meant by clean?
So twelve year old, that's what you want? You like?

(53:25):
It makes him feel y? You got the seventies. I'm
not gonna lie like I have a landing ship. But
I also have started doing lazy hairy move all. Yeah,
I've never been amzing. No I did. Yeah, it's a
little I did. I did laser so I I'm forty

(53:49):
and I guess I had totally forever. I sugar. I
like to sugar. That's the way that I do it right,
It's the best way. Don't do waxing anymore. Sugar set
wrang ye like so it's a way too. So it's
kind of like a wax, but it's like better. It
doesn't hurt as much. They have to do it in
little pieces and it lasts longer, so like you don't

(54:10):
get real hairy or nothing like that at any point,
But you didn't explain what do you sugar? What's the sugar?
It's like that. It's a it's like a wax like
they want to that's what they call it. That's just
what it's. It's like a liquified you know, sticky sugar. Yeah.
I was shaved. I've been shaving since I was twelve.

(54:31):
I love it. I couldn't. I don't get any bumped it.
Whenever times to do it, I go get ready. I shaved. Yeah.
I like the fact that I don't grow hair anymore.
It's wait, so you have an afro, Melissa. No, I'm
lazering now, Okay, was did you like it? Did you
like having the Why you didn't even cut it? I

(54:53):
didn't have anything going on? So what the fuck? Not
even for you? I have for yourself. I would feel weird. No, no,
that's what I'm saying. Did you like it? Like? Did
you like it? You guys really liked it. They were like,
oh ship sevenies, pussy wait? Did you shake me? They
were game mother, They was gone second. They like the Okay,

(55:17):
we're fascinated, like hearing your ass and all that. Sometimes
they liked it like just like play with it, break it.
You know what. I'm glad about you saying something about
the ask. You definitely ask, bro. I'm not into ask

(55:37):
play though, Like, but when you're doing doggie, you can
still you can see it. You can't. That's a big
Move it out. I gotta finish this laser hairy move
move it out there. Go finish your lady and end
this part out. Not even something you do. You shake
your ass here too, absolutely not. I was gonna say,

(55:59):
how exactly do you put your hair? Yeas and dude,
that's exactly I wanted to say. I wanted to hear
him say he's happened. I'm not. I don't shave my
Dominican girl, so ray so it's all bother in the
friend and then you got hair up your because you

(56:21):
talk about hi team. But I'm sure it's gets sweaty
back there. He's got will not well, nobody nobody there.
So that's fine. I'm cool. I mean I shampoo my
ass sometimes, Okay, see you let a girl just shampoo.
I don't eaves no condes. Have you ever not been

(56:46):
able to get an erection for some reason? You seem
like the type you want that seem like that's that type.

(57:06):
That's all I can think of. No, but have you
ever had an embarrassing experience where you can't get hard Well,
I'm not going to admit it now like that type. No,
I'm super mad at me. I was. I was kidding.
It's okay if you had handy dick once in a while,
every guy that whiskey dick, great whiskey dick. Yeah, I've
had I've had a couple of a couple of times

(57:28):
where I was really drunk and it didn't Okay, it's
not it's not you know, it doesn't happen often. How
did you handle that? Went to sleep? I just you
try to stuff that's off dick and then that is
the worst thing. But you bought that dick, dick, you

(57:54):
bought that dick up and hope that one to get
in there and get hard. You hope that again. I
don't start thinking why, but I thought, like made you
dick harder. Like sometimes you overshoot. It don't make it,
don't make you you think harder. It can make you

(58:16):
last long you overshoot. You gotta know it depends on
what you're drinking. Like you know. Sarak has a delayed reaction.
You know, if you have to drink I Rock. You
know that it's not like to be drinking Kettle or
Great Goose. If you drink Great Goose, you feel yourself
getting drunk about the drink Rock is like I'm good.
Then that four point You're like, oh, ship, so sometimes

(58:38):
you overshoot. It happens. Have you ever had experience with you?
I'm sure you have came too fast? Why why are
you so ship? You know why? I'm gonna be honest
because now you stand up. Is so funny that I
feel like he's had all these experiences because it just
feels like you would have like I don't know, you know,

(59:01):
you know, we had a situation about this before when
I was when I did the Brandy Show years ago,
and I talked about that and I said, before I
turned thirty, I was a premium you know. I used
to come fast when it was somebody new, you know,
and then I just then I got older and I
got that confidence. You know. I always the part where

(59:22):
they said when you got older, because I only remember
the party well when I turned. When I turned thirty,
my confidence real, you know. I always say, like if
I if I approached an audition like I approached the pussy.
I'll be will Smith. Okay, so some movies that didn't
work out, but something that I meant to say. But now,

(59:45):
I mean, you know, your confidence grows, you know, and
and when I was your all, it was all because
of my first experience that when I lost my virginity,
it was like Tiger Woods three strokes, I was done,
you know what I'm saying. And then after that I
was just afraid of that happened every time. So until
you know, I got comfortable with somebody, I definitely was

(01:00:06):
a quick a quick pumper. Okay. So it's a confidence thing,
confidence thing, I mean, and experience. Confidence and experience did
take you to work through that. He's still working. He
woke up at dirty like now I can fun this
bit right. It was my thirty birthday, like I'm grown
now works. It worked. But that's the thing back then,

(01:00:29):
if you know, although it was fast, you might get
three work part time. Now you might know you might
get three rounds out of me though because I was
I was, I was still a pleaser, so I was
all about making sure my partner got hurt. So I
will do whatever it takes. But now you know I have,
I have a little bit more stammin. I'm good. I
will say, maybe once you get older, your sex game
gets better because you get more experience. I feel like, um,

(01:00:52):
in my thirties, I'm the most sex confident ever. Like
I feel like I'm a star when I'm having Now
my twenties, I was a little like, oh should I
take off my pro In my thirties, I'm like coming here,
come on. You know what's crazy to me? Women that

(01:01:14):
are like, have really nice bodies, are always insecure about something.
But it's some chicks that be like having stretch marks,
be fat as hell, be walking around naked than the
motherfucker Like what up? Maybe having all the confidence a
more attracted to confidence than anything, Like it doesn't matter.
Do guys really care what I think? Guys just like
naked women period, well I mean women were women is

(01:01:35):
more more attractive women, period. They don't have to be naked,
they don't have to have a nice body, they don't
have to have a nice face. It depending on what
time it is. You know, you you got a mouth, bitch,
you gotta pussy? Okay with us? At eleven o'clock at
the club, you're looking for something at two when it's ending,
then you know, if you're looking for anything, getting or whatever.

(01:01:58):
Have you ever woke up next to a girl in
been like, oh ship, I don't recall her looking like
this had Yeah, I think I probably realized that once
I got back to the room with she never made
it to the sleep part. She had to go after
you hit that thing. I've never I've never been a

(01:02:19):
guy to kick some money out really like, after I
gotta kick her out, you just gotta be like I
gotta early fly. I've not bust him sleep. You haven't
been robbed, I don't think so. He's not sure that
I know. I don't know exactly how much money I
had on me. Have you ever had a girl take

(01:02:43):
care of you, like as far as financially, No, But
I did have one girl that I used to deal with. Um,
I was going through a very rough time when I
f it's like my second year in l A. There's
like two thousand nine, and she had groceries delivered to
my apartment. That's yeah, So she looked out and then um,
she end up you know you're talking about to when

(01:03:04):
we're going through the recession. So she ended up losing
her job by a year later, and I was able
to reciprocate. That's this guy that is really a nice guy, honestly,
But she was just laying the groundwork that she was like,
let me get this thing seven hundred dollars worth for Groceres,

(01:03:26):
like you could pay my three next month exactly. Take notes.
I've never had anybody take care of me, but being
a starving artist. Until I was about thirty, my mom
was definitely helping me out for a long time. My
mom paid my my car note up until I was
like twenty nine. That's what my mom would never either,

(01:03:49):
did you lose your I paid the insurance, but she
paid the car note, and you know, she was helpful.
And then once I started making a little bit money,
I was is able to also reciprocate do some things
for her. Damn shout out the mama. I know that's important.
And I think you can really judge a guy by
how he treats his mom. Absolutely, I always look at
that like, yeah, and kids until she want to move

(01:04:11):
in the house, they like, uh, she treated this bitch
a little worse. If your mom didn't like a girl,
would that make you not want to be with her.
Absolutely not absolutely not what Nope, And I don't care
about my mom's opinion about who I did because and
because she didn't care about And I love my mom

(01:04:34):
to death. But when I was a kid, when I
was growing up, she did the guys I didn't necessarily like.
But she was grown. She did what she wanted to do,
and once I became growing, I do what I want
to do. And at the end of the day, I'm
not dealing with anybody that's gonna be disrespectful to my
mom anyway. So she don't if she don't like her,
and she don't really have no reason, and it's just
like she just don't think she's good enough for her son.
But her opinion doesn't matter to me. Okay, all right,

(01:04:57):
but what he explains that, But it is nice when
your mom can get along with your women. I'm not
I'm not dealing with anybody that's gonna be disrespectful anyway.
There's no reason for to not get alone for me,
I get along with them. The mothers loved me. When
they meet me, and I'm like the best thing that
ever happened to their son, They're like, yeah, I like her.

(01:05:18):
She's a keeper. That after like after after we're really together,
after like seven months, they're they're like us, you're still
with him? I think mommy still haven't gone with her.
At first, they love me after after a while, the
mothers are fake as hell because they said, what's that
on the the first the baby mama that she wants

(01:05:40):
him to be with, and Mary she's smiling at all
the bitch's faces and acting like ain't nothing to fun
going on? The mother to phoniest bitch out of every
bit you've ever gonna meets your boyfriend's mother, she's well,
she writing for her son. Say, guys, because let's let's
be clear, our mom is a fake too, then true.
So that's how we know that that bitch fake too,

(01:06:02):
that they're not. You're crazy. I won't even tell about
mother my business too much. She too gangster and she
getting mad at me. She'd be like, hello, you know
you know where she was at. I don't even tell
about mother my business. Let me, I don't know mother blasphemy.
Let me get some advice to the few minute in here.
Once you become, once you get your relationship, or once

(01:06:23):
you start your own family, then they are your priority.
Your mother, your mother is not. She don't come before
your woman because your woman, your mother was once your
dad's woman, but you coming before you. That's why the
mother is always underpaiding me because after a man falls
in love with you, you know it's another You're not

(01:06:44):
the first woman anymore. Yeah, you're my woman, is my
first woman. But woman. But mother's need to understand that
because they went through the same ship when they were
dealing with your dad. Right, you know what I'm saying,
bring you do it here I talked. I'm listening to
your mother. The mother. When you have a family, then
your your wife and your child are your priority. She's

(01:07:07):
the queen mother because because when your father and your
mother got together, it was the same ship. Right, you
want them that you want your family to be priority.
So your mother has to accept that, and that's just
how it is. Mother any and be like my son.
Next time she's saying, I'm like, that's right, mama, let's
go secure the bag. My mom is mad, right, she'd

(01:07:32):
be like, hey, I'm not dating you now, let me
tell you because her mother is mad, honest, that's why
she If she don't like you, you can see it
in her face. Your mother or your father, my dad,
my mom's black. She'd be looking at mother fucking's like,
I'll be like, I know, mama, what did your mom

(01:07:53):
say about you being a PREMI she asked you like,
I didn't raise you like this. That is hilarious. Did
she ever ask you about that? My mother actually saw
that episode. She's like, what is this she talking about

(01:08:14):
on this show? I didn't say nast I don't talk
to my mother. Who talked to you about sex growing up?
Who told me about who Hill? Here's the thing about me.

(01:08:40):
I have an older brother who's five years older than me.
I have two aunts, one is seven and one is
nine years older than me, and I followed behind them.
So when I was a kid, I was watching ship
that I ain't hand up business watching I mean down,
I mean down to fucking like Saturday and Live any
Murphy and all that ship. You know, I'm like five
years old when that stuff was on, and I just

(01:09:02):
I was just like knew about sex at an early age,
you know, I was looking at nasty magazines and all
that ship. Now, while I was watching a little bit
of Paul my brother was in high school, you know,
I go in this room that's where he had VCR
and he had the time. You had the time on
the VCR, so I would put that ship back on
the exact second that so he know I was in

(01:09:22):
his room watching that ship. But remember the first time
you did it, it was it was a dream. It
was a wet dream. How old are you? Um? Probably
like fifteen? Oh he waited, waiting. I mean, it wasn't

(01:09:43):
It was a dream. I didn't have no a choice, no, no,
Because we've asked that question and some guys like I was,
I was eleven years old going my way. I was.
You were in discovering lost my virginity at sixteen. I
could have lost the thirteen, but I was. I was nervous,
so I didn't and real ship, I was scared and uh,

(01:10:06):
I don't masturmate. So you never jerked off when you
were young, Like, but what were you looking at the
dirty ship for? I was just I was just looking
at you to touch yourself. And then you know, I
stopped looking to go down and I go play video games.
No blue balls, nothing, You never got to feel it. Yeah, yeah,

(01:10:28):
I had blue balls several times. You know what, though
I didn't know it's blue balls because people think blue
balls is something with your balls. You get blue balls,
you make your stomach hurt. That's what blue balls like
a happiness, it's in your stomach. It's like food poisoning.
Blue balls. Don't make your balls then make your stomach hurt.

(01:10:50):
Why don't it called blue balls? I thought your balls
turned blue in the shape too. I thought it was
like purple or something. Blue balls make your stomach? Is
that blue balls was a fake thing? Guy say like,
you're gonna give me blue balls? Please fuck me? You
want me to be your pain? Well, listen now, we
appreciate you so much for coming through really honestly. Yeah, anytime,

(01:11:11):
and we want to do your show too, So yeah,
y'all come through. Uh if y'all got serious accent, we
do a show with Straight from the Heart comes on
every Tuesday and Thursday. If you live out here, it
comes on at four pm. So listen, you should go
do it because you have your podcast coming and she's
based out here. I do I want to do that. Yeah,
I'm gonna totally pull up. Yeah, we gott uh we
got The next guest is coming on tomorrow. I asked

(01:11:33):
him to do it. That's gonna be interesting. But I
don't know. Oh no, no, no, okay, you over here
in politicking. Okay, all right, well it's gonna be a fee,
but thank you so much. Honestly got up in the
back now. I even said, larious. I've been knowing him
a long time and following your career, and I am

(01:11:54):
really happy. Serious days, yes, since by serious days. And
I will say that Naim is hilarious. But I remember
early on it was a process. Remember this guy, remember no,
no's listening. Well he's serious. This guy called it. He

(01:12:16):
was like, you're not that funny. I see you, and
then he was like, watch next time. Watch how funny
I am. You'll see and then you'll eat your words.
I remember this. I don't remember that, but I don't
doubt that I said that, because that's how I was
back in here now at this time, like you know,
you know, everybody don't get a like no, but I'm
saying that's but it was early on. So I think
it's nice to see the progress. I think a lot
of comedians I watched him early on and watched them

(01:12:38):
get better and better and better. That's all we could
hope to do. And so Naim is hilarious and the
guy did call back and was like, no, I did
go see him and he was really funny. Really yeah,
I think this is a lie. Yeah, back, I don't
see it. Right now, we're going to bring him out.

(01:12:59):
What honey, want you to walk away feeling bad with
your harry ass? Keeps going for you bank? Oh god? Alright,
so we are gonna bring up next. I guess now
you've spoiled it. But you already know who's coming. Right,

(01:13:20):
let's bring you to Ratus up. Oh, he's getting in
the hot sea. He was sucking man ship backstage, so
I can't wait to bring it up. Listen, he's always
talking that ship. But that's why we have you here. No,
I mean all I heard was y'all pussy up here, hobody.

(01:13:42):
That's all I was hearing in the back. How much?
That's how much you're selling it for everybody? Every girl
that selling pussy someway. Sobody you know what I mean? Yes, yes,
we're selling pussy. Yes, that's that's what I heard in
the back. That's all I was. There's gonna be a
clip of that, and I heard you buying Oh day,

(01:14:05):
have you ever paid for pussy? Alright? So well, I
don't have much this pussy cars? Are we talking back page?
Are we talking models? Are we talking relationships? Now? You
tell me like what's there and just level city ship?
You pay for relationships as well. Of course that's probably
the most expressive I'm asking. The biggest trick is a

(01:14:28):
married man. He got about the house, the car to read,
throw the web like I just want to throw my
little to three hundred dollars in and just get that's
how much pussy cars? Two hundred dollars a certain night.
That don't sound like pussy to minute down a certain night.
That's Walmart pussy, okay? If a man to add a zero.

(01:14:53):
And if a man is paying rent and your rints
about three thousand, right, he's about fifteen times that month,
pussy about two hundred off. Sorry, but I'm sorry. If
if I got a guy fame my ring, ain't sucking
me fifteen times in my mom like, you gotta get
a pussy break like says, what if you'll split the bills? Split?

(01:15:18):
He hasn't live there. I'm gonna tell you where he
told me back there, I split bills. Let me tell
you what he told me back there that he purposely
moves into a apartment complex and so he could suck
all the bitches that live in the apartment complex. That
off the record, I don't care if he said he
got a house. He got a house over here, right,

(01:15:39):
a nice, beautiful house. But he'll move to some not bullshit,
but you know some ship that's cool with bitches that
he want to funk with that all live in the
same community. At least he's saving on hotel. No, no, no,
it was it was an accident. I had to hurry
up and move for custody. And what I found out
was all the women living apartment buildings because that was

(01:16:02):
the beginning. Yes, so instead of hurry I've been moving out.
I was just running through the apartment buildings. Money, you
don't catch feelings. I'm asking you for really real life though,
because I do feel like people on Instagram say certain
things differently, because I'm sorry, there's some girls out there
that would say that they feel like, you know, you

(01:16:24):
really care about them. Not nothing, no, not, because I
keep it like everyone wants an honest man into your
meat one you don't want that. Do you feel like
maybe part of it is that you've been through bad
experiences and now you don't trust women. Yes, in the
fourth grade, because I'm always because I'm always honest. So

(01:16:48):
you really gotta because you haven't always been like you
haven't always been like that. No front of I mean
if anybody went to high school, I mean you already
I went through anybody here. I went to prom with
two girls. You know, I was prepping. He had guns
in his locker. Got you? But all right, So would

(01:17:12):
you said you've ever been in love? Honestly? Like in love?
You love you? Yea, he was engaged. But have you
ever so would you say you were in love? Come on,
I can't say because I was still doing everything I

(01:17:32):
wanted to do. You can still but with somebody and
be doing things. Y'all live together. Because I kind of
feel like maybe you're trying to protect yourself for some reason.
You can't be honest. You can't be an honest man
and be in love because if you're in love. They said, no, no,
because if you're in love, you have to protect your
partner's feelings. Hello, Hello, I love you. Love monogamy are

(01:18:00):
not the same thing. People confuse love. The monogamy is
not the same. Love is in motion. Love is a
feeling Monogamy is a rule and people break it every day. Yeah,
and sometimes when you were in love with somebody, even
with them for a long time, and things are getting
a little regular, you want a little excitement. So that's
what men do. But it doesn't mean you love the

(01:18:21):
person any less. You know, first of all, most men
are not with their number ones anyway, they're with option twos.
We have had this idea most women also, by the way,
most way to man but number one. Because women pick

(01:18:44):
their meat. Men don't pick the meat like I can
want to suck all you guys. Wait, you don't want
to me. You didn't I didn't pick you. So what
ends up happening If there's ten dues that want to,
you know, fun with you, and you pick the one,
the other nine gotta go to option and be okay.
So when option one comes back for show, he's cheating

(01:19:05):
because he was his option one. I don't know about
that theory, this theory, I'm not. Do you think they
you can have more than one soul mate? I don't
know who's been cheated on everybody. I think that. I
think that I think you have different soul mates in
different times of your life. That's what I think most

(01:19:28):
of your most of them, most of the women they
mess with are usually the same type, right when you
can they're all different. No, my, my, my crazy relationship.
I've caught him cheating on me with skinny, crackhead looking
bitches and big BBW girls. Nigger got no type, right,

(01:19:49):
it's not the same. It's never about me. It's Stephanie. Yes,
what everything is tie and exactly? The girl says, yes,
when you've cheated that the women are being similar? No,
not really, okay, so you not really? What kind of

(01:20:10):
girls do you like? Girls would put the ones that
say yes, this type of the same is like what
you go for? What kind of women do you like?
You know, you have a type. You have a type.
But then you get drunk, you have another type, you
get you get another type. I mean there's you you're around.

(01:20:31):
You're around a female long enough she becomes your type.
You start finding ways of oh, oh she looks cute,
like oh like I start looking ship. At some point
that motherfucker starts looking cute. I agree with that. When
you're around somebody, the longer y're around them, the more
like either you can't man that mother, or you start

(01:20:54):
catching feelings or something about them is gonna like snap.
Have you ever heard book? Because I have a lot
of guy friends that I have very different relationships as
you see them sucking other bitches and she's like like,
I'm cool with their wives, and I mean like one
on one relationship where you're not like, it's not any
ans afarence. Have you ever been faithful? Yeah, what's the

(01:21:15):
longest you've been faithful? For? How many hours? If I
had a girlfriend, I mean right now, because if I
don't say the right end, so I gotta go home,
she donna get mad. I got current. You do have
a girlfriend currently in a relationship? Is it in an apartment? Complaint?

(01:21:38):
That might be like bitches he talking about right now?
I got to protect. I got to protect. You ain't
ship okay, so you can't be in a relationship and
he can't give an amount of months because who knows
who he's talking about. Treat my relationships like basketball, okay,

(01:22:03):
for the game I got both basketball players treat their
relationships and then practice. I gotta practice, run through all
of these That's how basketball playst relationships. That's exactly how
basketball players relationship. You gotta work on moves before you
take it to. But guess what happens when you at
those away games in your relationship, Because let me tell

(01:22:29):
you something, a lot of this is what guys have
to consider. Right when you're doing what you're doing. What
do you think your girl is doing? Just like me?
You see? But that's sucked up because that not me,
Like my dumb ass, I'm home like watching Netflix and crying,
and he's doing his thing, and he's for sure thinking
that I'm sucking other niggas. He's for sure thinking I'm

(01:22:52):
other gods. And I'm at home crying and watching Netflix,
like watching the same movie like Beaches, Like I can't
believe you don't believe that a woman could be faithful?
Like do you believe that women are like faithful anybody?
When I got to it's the only thing I want? Okay,
But do you think that everybody takes, you know, takes

(01:23:13):
advantage of the option in front of them? I mean
most of them who want to be happy? So your
man is not treating you right at that moment, and
someone comes in and so the option. But that's one thing.
When the guy is treating you bad, you can't get
swept off your feet. Another guy can't come in. You're
picking there. Oh, I'm sorry, you're picking. If a guy

(01:23:38):
enters you, we're being picked. Like so if a girl
like YO come over later, blah blah blah. You don't
think it's easier for you to get girls though, because
of who you are. And I get girls easy because
I pay for it, So I only I'll only go
after the girls. I know, what's the what's the most
you ever paid? What's the most you ever paid? What's

(01:23:59):
the most you ever paid? It? Was it worth it? Listen?
All vagina's first the first time. Okay, you've never had
a trash first experience? What you never had? Like a
trash first experience with a girl like this was a
waste of money, I mean free ship, Like if a
girl's really giving it to me, like I ain't really
gotta take you out two hundred times two months. Usually

(01:24:23):
vagina is good, you know, it's it's the vagina that
makes you wait ninety days, a hundred days, and you've
got all this expectation, and once he hits sweetheart, he's
usually going to be out of there. So who's the
kind of girl you would take serious? The girl he
has in his apartments, someone who's it's it's you, It's

(01:24:46):
it's who you are. Are you cool? Are you not?
Are you stuck? I mean, it just depends on you.
You can on the first day or they get three
months from now. It's your personality that makes some stakes.
But if you pay for it the first time, would
you still take her serious? Of the techd time? I
don't know. You tell me how do I never paid
for pussy before? No, I never know that. I think

(01:25:09):
I think this is an I think this is a
better way to ask the question, like, if you met
a girl who paying for her pussy, could you take
her serious? That's yeah, that's what I'm which. Could you
take her serious after you paid for it? Yes, But
that's that's a man's answer. That's how he got his girls.
You said you never know? Do I look like I

(01:25:29):
just walk up to somebody and be like, the pussy
is this amount of money? That's not the kind of
situation that that's not really how it happens. Well, I
don't know how the it happens because that is flapp
against like I have a relationship or I'll funk with somebody,
but I'll never be like, hey, do you want to
get do you want to get married? When we call
we call that um reinvesting in the stopper. You have

(01:25:53):
women who want cash on hand for vagina, which we
call holes and prostitutes and all that. Then you have
relationships which they're going for the long game. So do
you think that what if they got their own? What
I'm saying, so you're not looking for the actual cash
on hand, you're investing in the time. So you're selling relationship.

(01:26:21):
I wouldn't call that selling puss that relationship. No, no, no,
it's selling. It's no way. He's saying that that man
are buelling day where women no matter what, no, no, no, no, no,
you're selling. Like if I said the biggest trick is
the big it's the husband because he buys. How much?

(01:26:41):
You're jumping about avoiding it? What about? What about selling dick?
Maybe I want to buy it? How much? What about it?
It's what about it? It's Oprah like that, Come on, Gloria.
I mean, because he's saying that pussy susy outside, I
want to know how much the dick is one hundred dollars,

(01:27:03):
the dick is free nineties wood a drink for anybody
right now will probably get the dick in here. Dude,
do you think you want to eventually get married that guy? Yeah?
Unanimous no from the room. Damn. I've thought about it

(01:27:29):
a lot, and I'm trying to figure out what is
the benefit for the man to not be lonely and
have a home and someone to be in love and
have a family that you fucking care about. So I
just feel like, but in that feelings that a hearted man.
But when it comes to you know, but when it
when it comes to rich man, that's how they feel,

(01:27:49):
when like, I don't want to lose what I worked for.
But nowadays there's so many ways to work around. Now
you could do paperwork if you find someone who's really
in love, when you shall sign a prenump and not
want anything from you, you know. So it's it's a
there's a benefit for a man to have a woman
there to take care of you, to take care of
your heart, mary a bit for her to take care
of you. Let me tell you something. I was with

(01:28:10):
somebody for ten years though you get we're talking about it,
ever get a second care of him to the philosphia.
But you see that I got I got a seven
that's a that's a perfect example. That's a perfect example
because you didn't even marry this man, but you were
still giving him the benefits of having a wife. And

(01:28:32):
you did and you I think you did want to
get married at a point though there was a point
where I would mayor would have married him. You wanted to.
There was the point in time when I did want
to get married, and you weren't trying to get him
out of his money. If he would have signed you,
it's some papers. You would have signed a paper. That's
what I'm saying that somebody, somebody years, I want a promotion.

(01:28:56):
Let me tell you something. I took my I took
my severance package and moved to Atlanta. You no, I
got now, I got bigger tagger money. No, not take
for a man that you you thought about marriage. So
what are your thoughts Because you said you've thought about it,
y'all a delusional that what do you think is what's

(01:29:20):
the benefit for a man? And I think the benefit
of for a man is having a wife that you
love and want to see you all the time to
take care of you. You don't gotta get married for that.
I feel like we're putting the cart before the horse.
Have you ever been in love? So like, have you
ever been in here? I want you to use it nice,
but I want you to have all the prenups in
the world. Right, he's just one. I still got to

(01:29:43):
pay for the ring. I still gotta do the wedding.
So if we break up, I still lose money on
the window. Man, y'all call him off. You waste money
on all kinds of stuff. Though, lud, Now this is that.

(01:30:08):
This is not Instagram though. This is zone. It's definitely
a no judgment zone. Y'all never seen me out there
like on Instagram. So stop, yeah, stop this. Trained I
was saying, I feel like he's I feel like he's hurt.

(01:30:29):
You would have heard that too, right, I'm too reckless
out here. I'm too reckless. You know. They're come at
me quick, Okay. Rich men are just scared to get
married because they think women are trying to take all
their money. And that's just the bottom line. And what
is that? See, that's what I'm saying, Like that's the

(01:30:52):
rich man's man sality before they're getting married. Like like,
this is where I understand If a man proposes to
a woman and she says no, right, why is the
relationship it's not over? You just might not want to
get married because it's because your post. Wait wait, wait,

(01:31:15):
So I have a question to the minnotia. If you
propose to your woman and she says no, I'm not
ready to get married right now, do you dead the
whole relationships? Okay? I because she said no? Yeah? Why
is it? If you loved her that much, if you
want to spend the rest of her then why when
she says no, it's over all the way? Why didn't

(01:31:38):
know what he got to say? Say? Why I'm just
not ready right now? That doesn't mean I don't love
you and we can't build towards that. And y'all will
make a woman wait for years. But y'all make a
woman wait for years. But if she says no, then
it's just over. Maybe not you, but a guy. That's

(01:31:59):
what it is. It's Oh, is we gotta wait for
the guy to propose? Correct? That's what it is? Or
about this weird? Because if the woman pressure not getting
on my motherfucking unless I'm stucking some day? But why
is it so important to be married? Some people want that.
I'll be honest, I don't think that's important. Pressure of

(01:32:20):
a marriage a ring. I mean, it's just a it's
just a piece of paper. I don't I don't think.
I don't think marriage is that important. If it's what's
the problem. But some people want it's a law biding parentship.
It's a contract that doesn't end. But for contract is
that doesn't have an expiration down for me. You know,

(01:32:42):
I know I'm a vagable, so you don't want to
contract that going. I'm just saying it's the only contract
that doesn't have expiration date for me. Listen, for me,
I'm a sinner like everybody else, but marriage is important
to me in front of God. Odd like you're supposed
to get married. Well, I think it just depends on

(01:33:04):
the relationship. Like I'm fine with not being married and
that doesn't so important. It doesn't bother me that much
because I do feel like a lot of marriages and
a divorce alive, and there's there's people whose relationships last
longer than marriages. So I think it's just up to
the individual couples. I'll never tell people to get married
if they don't want to, and so I think that's
something you guys have to be on the same accord

(01:33:25):
about because usually marriages usually beingforced, like there's always usually
because if you let a man, if you let a
band pick his date, mother gonna be years into the
man into the relationship. So the more you pressure a man,
you get marriage and he eventually says, yes, I want

(01:33:50):
to get married. I don't want to be in a
relationship before you. I don't want to be in a
relationship more than five six years. We're all getting married.
I'm sorry. I mean, I don't think it has something
to do with being faithful. But if you love me
and we're gonna be together and it isn't that with
the problem. I don't want to just be with a
nigga for forty years and be like, well, I feel like,

(01:34:13):
did you get a ring? Like I got to care
about the He couldn't, Like, I don't know, it doesn't
It doesn't bother me. But I think, to each his own,
if it's important to you, it's not super importanting it.
I'm not saying that anything, but that's something that I want.
So if I'm with somebody, yeah, if it's important to you,

(01:34:34):
it's important the same things as me. Now, you were
you were, you were engaged though So what made you
get engaged? The pressure? That pressure, of course, but then
that wasn't right for you. You might we didn't have
all the kids, then you might meet somebody that you
feel that way. We have we have we we didn't
have them yet, we even have them yet we didn't.

(01:34:56):
But it was something you were looking forward to, like
you wanted to get married, wanted the I heard the
funk up exactly because you gotta remember the pressures coming.
I'm an NBA player and I'm doing what I'm doing.
I'm coming home and you like, we're getting married. I mean,
I'm thinking that, Okay, if I propose, nothing changed. Eight
days later she was kicked out. But y'all had a

(01:35:18):
crazy relationship exactly. That's gonna say. That's a different kind
of relationship. We don't know every That relationship kind of
tainted you a little, it did. I could see it
and everybody. Yeah, the mayor. You should never you should
never propose. You shouldn't propose to someone under pressure. You
know you should propose because he feel it from me?

(01:35:38):
The pressure. I mean, that's what I'm saying. You let us.
I don't know. They don't all propose under pressure like
I said, I don't know about that because somebody proposed
to me before it was not under pressure, and I said, no,
I don't feel like pressures and it was not under pressure.
I hadn't asked for it, and work out well, I

(01:35:59):
was young. Give me a break. I got my phone
in the industry door. I want to to a couple
of niggers. Give me a break. Tell let me ask
you the breast of players. I got a little Twitter favorite.
Do you think it's possible? Like, do you have platonic
friendships with women? Well, y'all are just friends. But yeah,

(01:36:21):
okay that you never tried to mess with they never Yes,
not your friend's girlfriend? And what what did what did
they say to you about as far as with your relationships?
Do they feel like you have some things you need
to deal with? Oh? No, everyone everyone says, I'm sucked up,
like we already. If you already know that, then you

(01:36:45):
don't have no expectations with me? Isn't that freeing to have?
Like nobody has any expectations. I'm fucked up. Don't have
any expectation. I mean that's why I act. I act
so if you or attracted to me, not mean I
like a challenge expectation, because I expect you not to

(01:37:07):
be ship. No, but that's what I'm saying. I agreed,
you know where you go where I like a chow,
you're bad. I like a challenge. That's the better for me.
So let me ask you this. Are you like that
in the bedroom too? Like a disappointment? Yo, you're supposed

(01:37:32):
to me that's the ANGELI relationships putting y'all up at
the next show. You gotta sit next to me far
favorite seats so far we've done, but not seriously, Like,
what are you like when it's supposed to answer that?
Obviously I'm gonna boast myself up, but honestly, let's just

(01:37:52):
ask it honestly. Are you a pleaser? I'm a I'm
a reckless individual right on this am. I'm sexist. He's
been paying for a sing, he's probably got devil dick.
Has anybody cross? Yeah, because he's such a Are you?
Are you a pleaser? In the bedroom? You are? Okay?
So you do every you do everything. You eat pussy,

(01:38:15):
you eat ass, You suck toes, you suck toes, you
do all of that. You while you're doing it, you
like a finger up your Ass't can't do that. I'm
I'm the aggressor. Okay, how about I'm trying to make
you sprung so I can be who I g You

(01:38:36):
never guy, you never let a girl tell you up
or nothing? You wouldn't what about blindfold? Really? Wait, I'm sorry,
I'm tongue up the ass now not up, but like
around now, be honest. Come on, I don't believe. We
can't listen, we can't act same No ask questions. Okay,

(01:39:00):
I just want to say that right now. Don't do
that to day we're talking to Gilbert. Gilbert likes those
questions either. I just asked because he said he liked
it all. So I'm asking if a woman that I'm
a pleaser. Okay, So I'm trying to please you. So
I'm the type that I'm gonna jack off before I

(01:39:21):
fuck you, because there's not gonna be one of those
he didn't perform with. Okay, So you want to make
sure you last long? Okay? Do you make a lot
of girls squirt? Okay, that's okay. She's nasty. No, she

(01:39:42):
wants me so bad to be gay. She really does,
like he really does. She really does all my heart
my heart, Oh god again I'm the most aggressive nig
on Instagram that talks the most ship. I will be
called out by now if I wasn't that good at anything. Correct, Well,

(01:40:09):
your dick's at where's the y'allice? Viagra, stope the round
the world, around the world. You can take tiger bone
and those types of GENC, the little red pills from
the gas station. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, look,

(01:40:32):
ok hold up, help you out with our friends in
relationship single if you if you want a relationship, I'm
sorry most of the most of your boyfriends or husband's
taking that ship anyway to get it hard on you anyway. Really,

(01:40:53):
no way, are you crazy? Okay, no way not. There
was a couple of times that I felt my ex
was taking some ship. One time we suck like ten
days and like ten times in one day and he
don't even get down like that. I was like, nigga,
what the got a headache? Actors read nos running. Yeah,
he took it to get that ship up against you.

(01:41:15):
That sounds like, yeah, you know. Okay, So you say
you say you're taking things, Let me taking some pills,
all right, and to that listen when you're on the road,
fucking all these different girls and then you come home
to your girl, you gotta be horny, damn, and she

(01:41:36):
don't make you. Honey. If you just finished all these
different you are crazy. Basketball players are fucking crazy. I mean,
I mean, I want you to really think about it.
If you don't fuck the top models and then you
come home to your girlfriend that you fucked every day,

(01:41:56):
you're not getting horny like that. Damn. You know you
guys on the guys you see. But I'm pretty sure
you're getting cheated on. And you're trying to No, she's
trying to She's trying to throught back up here, you're
trying to throughtback up here. What if? But what if

(01:42:18):
you are? What if you love her? I can look
loving her. But you just went on the road for
six days and you don't have six different women. I
don't care how much love you have on day seven,
day seven, the dicks not getting up. What if you
go on the road and don't fuck bitches? Of course?
Yeah right, you know, no, they all all of them.

(01:42:42):
But he never answered the question have you ever been
in love? Like? Have you ever been in love? I
don't know? Ah, God, I mean, what what is? What is? What?
Is love is love? I mean what I mean is
got to do, got to do it, got do? I

(01:43:05):
gotta do. Baby, don't hurt me, That's all. No, not always,
not always love comes with expectation. But let me say,
when you say love is pain, wouldn't you rather have
experienced that love at some point to have gone through
all of that, even if it ends in pain, like

(01:43:27):
it still is a great experience to have been in love.
Do you know why the relationship when you first meet
a man that first two or three months is so
fun because there's no love or expectations in it once
one falls in love, just like just like if your
girl's a stripper at first, the ship is fun. When
you fall for her, it's like this quick happen to year,

(01:43:53):
isn't He was like, bitch, here's the planet. Man, don't
go back to work. Good morning that I was at
that party that finals. This is last I was there,
Jesus last dance. Yes, ten years later, get up yet
not yet, not yet, but we will be doing this
work tutorial after Dames Turk with me. Okay, but Gilbert,
we gotta get you gotta come to the podcast when

(01:44:15):
we sit down and we need a cold hour and
a half with you. You ain't drink? Got next, Damon Dash. Yeah,
I'm going to leave the stage. I'll sit Okay, everything,
Thank you so much. Listen, tell everybody when your podcast
comes out before you. So my podcast is dropping on

(01:44:38):
Tuesday in November. It's called for the Food. It's based
on my dating life because usually that's all I'm there.
Come on with me, nigga, Jesus no, noble, noble, noble.
Huh oh, you're absolutely a fucking guest. Listen. Wanted to
stay here for you this episode. Dick in a box. Okay,
on that note, I love you, Melissa girl. You stay here.

(01:45:07):
Damon Dash is coming out to what you have a date?
Are you trying to go see me? Lissa right now? Wow?
Blush that everything here. Blush by your blessing. I thought

(01:45:32):
you were talking about working on the podcast together to
be back in like oh file six by because she
needs to stay fired already by the next guest. And
this is gonna be interesting now that Gilbert has some backup,
he has a lifeline. Let's bring out Damon Dash. I'm

(01:45:55):
excited to have Damon Dash here because I hear you
talk a lot about business stuff. But now we're gonna
be on some person with ship and get your relationship advice. Yes,
he said, alright, you know Gilbert and rainus have y'all
met each other before we went backstage, So bro, I
ain't gonna be talking too sexual next to a dude though. Yeah,

(01:46:16):
that none of that talk with Dame. I said that earlier.
I want to ask you this though, because because Angelo, you,
Mike Swiss were Gilbert by making feeling comfortable, I'm around women,
and Stephanie knows that Dame's favorite thing in the world's women.
Come on, Gilbert, come sit next to name. My least

(01:46:37):
favorite thing is exactly exactly. No, go you switch over there.
I gotta work right here. Okay, then I can't be
next to stuff that. I'll slide back over here and
get the here stuff stuff right here that Dade. I

(01:47:01):
love Dames, it's my brother. I love Dames so much.
She has done so much for me. Right now, but
we said us, let's talk about platonic relationships. Dame and
I have never had sex, but damn we started like
the other. Fuck up. If I slip while you say,
that's sucked up. If I catch your slipping, it's a rat.

(01:47:24):
He's talking Matt time. Don't ever getta twisted now. Listen.
We were talking to Gilbert earlier and he was saying,
no matter what you say, you know what about about us? Yeah,
you gotta have me one were stuff is my homie,
Like like she came through. I don't even know how
that should happened, but she became like one of my

(01:47:44):
best friends for real. We're master manifestos. Like she hung
out in the house for like four straight months and
every morning we would go by the pool in the
limitry and we would just think about and talk about
the things we would want to do, and the ship
would happen. And the only I would be like because
my girls in the audience, my wife Rocky, she's pregnant, right,

(01:48:06):
I love you, but did you wherever you are? You know,
I love your my baby. My girl is Spanish, but
she's from Hilton Head, so you know there's something Sometimes
I start getting on my real street ship and you know,
she doesn't even stand what I'm talking about. But me
and Steph we could kick it hard. Like that's like
it's like having a homeboy that has a vagina for real.
You know, when we went house together it would be

(01:48:28):
a relief of Rockey because I could get down and
do all her work because Rockey works hard, and me
and Dave will be able to kick it like like
New York and he's gonna block. Nobody's more gangster than
this stuff. Yeah right, yeah, yeah at my in my
NO game, I'm strong on my no because anytime I
wasn't cracking very hard even now it was good. Yeah,

(01:48:53):
you ain't gona walking around like that. I just gotta
crack just for GP. So I had it. Ladies, right,
how do you on a situation where a guy does
try you but she's still cool with him and want
to be friends? Right? How do you make that happen?
Because sometimes women always ask me that I don't let
that happen. You know, I'm in a relationship. Why don't
mean you? Because I just mean it was another day.

(01:49:14):
I would have put pressional until she said, yes, you
know what I mean? But does that work at another
time in life for me? No? I mean in general,
does that work? Like yeah, like every girl, like Rocky
started with a note, you know, Eliyah started with a note.
Everyone starts with a note. I was I've been on

(01:49:34):
a journey for a long time to find that soul mate,
a girl that I could just hang out with. You know,
that's really what the dude does. He just wants that
girl and he could hang out with you hear this, Gilbert,
and he could do everything. Hello, do you like the
women that play hard to get? It's not hard to get.
You don't want a woman that's gonna accept anything. So
she said, yeah, yeah, off the rip. I'm not the

(01:49:56):
first person, she said, off the rip. But but if
she likes well, I mean, I expect the girl and
like me, they're supposed to love me off top, because
I'm confident like that. You know. I never think when
I get at a girl, she's gonna say no. That's
impossible to me, you know what I mean. So I
don't even really hear no. I'm like, you know, you're
supposed to say no. That's the game, you know what
I mean, And let me gonna say no. Yeah, you
say no, you're no game? Yeah no, you know, But

(01:50:18):
then I should be able to show you my brain,
you know what I mean, because most people aren't expecting
a man like myself to have that. I mean, now
it was normal, but you know, back in the day,
it wasn't expected for the subject matter that I talked about,
in the fact, I like to listen to women and
I like to hear what they have to say, you know,
because I believe in women. I think they're stronger than men,
you know what I mean? And hello, the game loves women.

(01:50:41):
You don't like being around man? Oh not like women.
Never more happier than when I'm with women. So have
you ever been approached by one of the women that
maybe you was like, Okay, I'm attracted in but she
was like listening across this much. Girls don't get at
me like that my name. I'm not a trick. I
don't play those games. I never did. I was the
guy that didn't have the money that took all the

(01:51:01):
guys with money girl, and enjoy that. Like, I'm not
a tricker, but if you're with me the way I'm living,
you're gonna live like that's not tricking. If you love somebody,
you're supposed to make sure they are right. That's the
whole progress of being like, yeah, that's but that's paying
for pussy somehow. You know. Again, I'm not a guy

(01:51:24):
that has to stress pussy. I'm patient, So it might
be no today, but it'll be it'll be yes after
you get you know, get with a bunch of bum
snickers and then he would be like, oh sh he's
a king. And that's usually what happens. They never had
a one nice stand. I'm asking one night, one night,
three stand for stand? Come on, uh, how do those work?

(01:51:47):
I should say anytime? Anytime you had a one night stand.
I was young with one nice stance, so it was reckless.
Then yeah, I just I need to get a nut. Yeah, girl,
when you're younger, you need that release, you really do
as a as a man, a full blooded man, you
gotta get that off. You know what I'm saying. I
think that's why dude start sometimes messing with dudes because

(01:52:08):
they can't get girls and they still gotta get it off.
I'm saying, do you think that's why? Why won't they
just masturbate? It's not the same thing. No, I never
had that problem, So wait, you didn't used to masturbate.
I still masturbate. Master, gotta wipe you bringing sometimes with us.
You you already know I don't have the w guy.

(01:52:34):
I'm like two and three or four, get you ready
for the game. I just like to release No, he
likes to go like. There were signs, you know they were.
There were moments that he has he couldn't and he
couldn't get a nut. Remember there was a moment period.
She likes girls. Yo, he got his period. Yo. That
week we gotta stay away from. We gotta exercise all week.

(01:52:54):
We gotta work, we gotta do. We can't talk today
too much. Wait, you can't but about my parents. It
an't you supposed to just give head at that time?
Oh my god, Rocky, Rocky has bad periods. But the
thing about that is, yeah, rockey, she's like, motherfucker nothing. No,
she doesn't. I ain't gonna lie. She'll come up here
and tell you like her periers used to be crazy,

(01:53:15):
like you know, like not crazy, like the first three
days would be like she can't do nothing. I used
to but she had a bad you know, she's pregnant. Now.
We went through IVF. We went through a lot to
get there. And I also look at a woman's road.
You ain't out with my woman, one woman. Woman. Let
me just tell you, once you find that girl like

(01:53:37):
you don't, you don't have a girl unless you want
to be with us all the time. Keep looking that's
what I look at it like looking that's what my
when when someone wants to spend that time with you,
that that that's more. That's worth more than money. When
someone wants to be with you all the time, and
somebody if they don't want to be with you all
the time, they shopping. She's pregnant. She's like, we like

(01:53:59):
stuck like that, like we have that much fun. It's like,
you know, we started as friends, you know what I mean,
and we hung out. It was like it was like
a hangout that never stopped. So I have a question.
You have a son and he's that that ain't son, sorry,
but I mean your older son grown as man. When
he goes through or has a woman approach you and

(01:54:21):
be like, hey, this is who I'm dating right now.
Do you ever tell him like make sure you keep
it like just her or whatever the case? When he's serious,
I always tell him to get a girl. He'll be happy,
but he got to be he has to be a
man who deserves the right kind of girl. So you
can't think you're gonna be get a queen unless you're
a king. You hear that, Gilbert, it's the truth that Gilbert,

(01:54:44):
What now Listen, we were talking about marriage earlier, right,
So what are your thoughts about soul mates? Can you
have more than one soul mate in your lifetime? And
what are your thoughts about marriage now? I mean, Ali
is my soul mate, Roquel's my soul mate. Elia told
me how to love and to recognize what the soul
made was. You know what I'm saying. I didn't even
know I could be in love and I was in love.

(01:55:06):
I didn't know what loves. I didn't know what in
love felt like until I was in love. And it's
the best ship in the world. And that's what everybody
should be hustling for. Like when when I was going
out looking for girls, I was looking to be in love.
So just like, oh this anything, when this anything? When
this anything? When this saything? When this anything? This anythe
this aye this? But when I caught the one, I
knew it, you know what I mean? Whe it like

(01:55:27):
immediate or was it like a couple of where the
lead was like I didn't expect that to happen. I
was definitely not trying to phone over the fucking singer
R and B singer because that did entail as an
accretions that means they're gonna be with niggers in the
studio and they gotta do kissing scenes and they're not
around a lot. You know, we were just friends and
it just again it turned into your best friends, and

(01:55:48):
it was just like we're just like hanging out. Like
Eli and I never really announced that we were with
each other because we never really were like we with
each other. We just were like, yo, you do you,
I'll do me. But we didn't want to do anything
but us. But she gave me the option to do it,
and I gave her the option. It was because we
wanted to. And that's the same thing that happened with Rocky.
Rocky used to kick me out the house like you'll

(01:56:09):
go see a girl, bro because she was having boundaries
because she knew how I was. She fell in love
with the guy that loves women because she likes how
I make girls uncomfortable because I'm very honest and very direct.
And then you know, once she got into bed with me,
that was a rat. What was that? What was that
first time? Like, sh I came fast? What's fast to

(01:56:31):
you though? And you only went one time? We were
sneaking around, not that we were like doing anything wrong.
We just really didn't want anyone to understand or they
couldn't understand our relationship, so people didn't know about it
at first. So you know, it was like we we
did it when we could. So when it wasn't sneaking around?

(01:56:53):
Was it not? Because I've been in a relationship she
Rocky game is the best in the whole world. For
first of all, she let me with her only once
a month, once a month. And then that's how I
treat the Niggs who paid my rat once a month
when they once a month. It's the it's the third.
But I think it's only right that she come up

(01:57:14):
here and tell you why. You know what I mean?
Because come on, Rocky, where's Rocky yet? Because I ain't
just talking about Rocky. No, no, no, we can have
Rockey come up for sure. Okay, you we could do
a couple of things. I told you that Mark. You
want to come up here if you feel like it's like, okay,
what do you tell them about my period? I'm gonna
say X say this Rocky Spanish. So let's remember I

(01:57:35):
don't have a car white. I don't wanna hear that ship.
I don't care if she was white. I wouldn't. But
people are like, he wouldn't. But she's Spanish. You bring
the dogs? Were you said? That's Rocky? So you Spanish?
She don't look white to me. She looked Spanish. That
I'll be saying, were you sad when you were? You

(01:57:57):
sad when you came fast that first time? Didn't? It
wasn't fast to us? She was just a white boys.
It was fast for me. I wanted to do a
lot more because you know, guys be sad about that.
They'd be like, I just wanted to do a lot more.
Put it like that. It wasn't like it was. It
was just like I couldn't get into my brotherm Okay,
there we go. We got it together. Okay, okay, tell

(01:58:18):
us about your period. Get on joking. It's a stressful
time when David his period, isn't It like like we
gotta be careful with because it's Rocky's period. But it's brilliantly.
What's funny is that recently he was like, you know what,
we haven't been arguing that much lately, and I was like, well, um,

(01:58:38):
six months pregnant and I have I had my period
for like six months, so we're good. So we're good going,
We're going, He's like, I can't do this more often?
What are your arguments? Like, Like, does he usually give in?
Is it the silent treatment? Is it screaming, yell, game,
arguing the name ever? We were seeing Damon like else
when a conversation in all of your YouTube videos? Now,

(01:58:59):
so you just fall back, you would be like, well,
you know, Demon always brings a lot of logic to
the situation, so he always tries to Demon doesn't argue
with anybody unless he's trying to improve or help you
out in a better way. He's never gonna spend the
time of teaching without investing in that person. Yeah, but
we take I take that for granted in a sense

(01:59:20):
that that's what our arguments are. And then if we
have like, uh, silly arguments about like um, you know,
who helped him dress better today? You know, like you know,
he'll let me win some of those times. What grant
both about arguing? No, it's like if you argue a
certain amount of times a day in a relationships, Yeah,

(01:59:42):
what's normal and arguing in a relationship how many times?
Let me say, this is the difference here is because
we do business together every day. So our arguments that
are personal is rare. But when we talk about business,
my tone is whatever but baldish people, you know, so
you know we got to get the money. And also,

(02:00:03):
like certain people that around me, um sign onto a
certain kind of coaching, it'd be great because I don't
like to have to push somebody to be better, or
at least push someone more than they're pushing themselves. That
takes a lot of energy and that person sometimes ends
up hating you. So and I'm a person that's coached
people to the chip often I go, that's what I do.

(02:00:23):
I make people great. No, and one thing Dame always
says that when you're complaining to something, when you're arguing
with somebody's about something and you're complaining about it, you
can always look at yourself and complain about the same
things and and learn about what what you're mad about
from yourself. Well, this is what I love. Stephanie was
actually in my house for four months, so as Stephanie,

(02:00:43):
I think it was like six yeah, like six, thank
you for staying for but it was like you can't
fake a relationship, right, So that's Stephanitily what an argument Like,
I got a question that No, nois I got one
that she get it's pregnant, Plensy the best person. Yes,

(02:01:04):
because she get voluptuous in all the right places. Gilbert
said yes too. Gilbert says he agreed, Gilbert. Have you
ever had set to the woman that was pregnant and
it wasn't your baby driving? Can I get a drinking?
A drinking? It was a drinking? Yes, please have a drink?

(02:01:27):
Makes the drinks makes. It was a beer back. I
can't do I'll start talking too much. I don't want
to be ill. Yeah, I'm not taking because I gotta
pee anyway, But again, asked, I like to be transparent, right,
s s Stephanie. What it was like evening. I've heard them,

(02:01:51):
I've heard them moaning. I've seen them both naked. These
are my this is my family, like he's seen naked.
How y'all do you mind if I asked this question?
Dame has a big dad Mike say it out the
big day, right, because yeah, yes, I've never I'm never,
but I've seen it and he has a big du

(02:02:13):
guess right, alright, right, alright, right a right is a
dude here for fun? Right? Right? Yes? Yes, With the question,
they said so g G has this thing where she
I lets little dicks go up her ass, right GI,
until we don't talk about you don't talk about we

(02:02:36):
know about your period and talking about I held her
no butts hers no no, and and and Rocky's not
getting her butt touched either. Okay, that's it. Is this
a relationship like the three you guys? No, yes, Noah

(02:03:00):
of me? Stephanie wasn't with it. No day thinks it
should be, but nine over and that's very honestly. She wasn't.
But if people they got lie on this podcast all
the time, they think I'm the big thing. I can't
lie because I have no memory. I smoked weed every
five I can't lie every day like I got her period.

(02:03:29):
That's things When first Stephanie first came around, I didn't
see a body for a month. She had a hoodie
on and she was on a period for a month.
Every time I she she's like, you know, I got
some blood running down my leg or something like she don't.
I'm really The sun came out and I came out
in my thongs and this ship racky was it? Sun

(02:03:51):
came out? And on the move? Is this y'? That
was it? Weird for you. This ain't no West Coast.
You're not gonna how six months? No no no wait
wait no no but GiB let's be honest. No no boy,
but no, no no, no out wait no, let's not
get it sucked up. My mom for Damon's like, okay,

(02:04:14):
is having a bit because we're out there. We are
you paying doing? Yeah, they too, I'm throwing it out there.
I mean I need they want to do. I'm gonna
go out there they want to do that. No, no,
let me say this, Let me say this, let me

(02:04:34):
say they were Let me just let me, let me
just say this. Let me just say this. Stephanie initially
wasn't really there for that. We were there for working right,
and she just she literally I literally yo, I don't
really like people so much, and I just like heff
like I don't ask her like I don't. Dam is
the male version of me, like I don't like women

(02:04:56):
and he doesn't like men. Like we are we we
got we are. We just by the way, about that
Stefani could go joint for Stephanie goes joint for joint
with me. Yeah, spoke blonds and I'll talk all the ship.
It's like having a but it's not. And I would
talk about things and like we would talk about making
millions of dollars and the ship would happen in two millions. Asked,

(02:05:21):
how did you feel that about Stephanie being in the
house too. She was cool with it at first, but
I thought, you know, I love Stephanie in the house. Okay,
let let answer le rock As I'm a freaking confident woman,
and I believe in myself and I believe in my man.
So like having Stephanie around, I know the power of myself.

(02:05:43):
Let's just see. Let me say one thing. Let me
say one thing. The first day Stephanie came around, Rocky
went to bed and left me outside with stephan The
first night, Stephanie came over late at night and I
I went to sleep, I met step Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she was got on a period. And during the time,
like I said, I saw this backstage, like when when
I first started staying there, Like rock would do her

(02:06:05):
work and me and Dame would would converse all day
and work together and we'll do whatever. So it would
give Rocky a little break that he had someone else there,
so you know, funk with that. He wasn't I promise
you that six months you know I've you, Rocky. What

(02:06:27):
do you feel about threesomes? What do you feel about threesomes?
As long as she's your relationships? Say, y'all have threesomes?
Asking a long as she's okay? So let me feel
those questions. Okay, Well, the day I don't know who
to ask you, tell me ask, don't ask you not
for a second. Let's can I you we need for

(02:06:52):
I ask you a question I feel about three This
is what I feel. For me to sheet on Rocky
would mean I have to be away from her, and
I would never distress factor. I've never cheated on her
one time. So if we're gonna hunt, we're gonna hunt together.
And I don't see why anyone would be in a
relationship if they don't have fun period and so so
the bottom line is I would never cheat on her.

(02:07:13):
And we're also scared because with Stephanie brought to our
attention that we didn't know. And no disrespect to anybody
in here, God, is that a lot of people got
hurt pies y'all. Hert pies is everywhere. How did they
bring that to your attention? To explain it? I don't.

(02:07:47):
Who's gonna explain the go ahead? Right, we're going, We're
going there, We're going thing. You absolutely not. And when
we were the day that he asked me, he was like, oh,

(02:08:08):
do you like you don't have the three cheat? I
don't know about that because I don't think he listen to.
What you understand is you don't have you don't have balls. Right,
So tosterone makes men do that, Yes, it does, SPERMSLF.
I don't. I don't think that all men cheat. I don't.
I don't think. I don't. I don't know that all

(02:08:29):
the time. I want you to say that as to
be a man, I think that in this business there's
a lot of people that do. But I think if
you look outside of this and the trouble that we're tripping,
and I also feel like I also feel like once
guys have gone through certain things and they've gone through
that and life and they settled down. That's the theory
of yours. But you But I feel good about my

(02:08:50):
situation and I think my man knows if he cheating me,
it's over. And I don't think he catch him cheating. Right,
you're on the road all the time, how much jerking
off you want your man to do. Do you all
have some every day? Because I know I do not
every day, not every day tripping. Okay, so like you guys, yeah,
she on the road all the time. Angela worked hard,

(02:09:14):
An works hard. Angela is nothing. I said that, how
sing glorious? I never said that. I'm single, must something good.
Your b my wifriend loves me too. Whole game. It
must be crazy I'm talking about. I was like, I'm
I'm amazing. Yeah, you must be amazing. But I think

(02:09:41):
also like it's curious over there. I bring a lot
to the table too, So I think that with all
of that plasts like I'm very independent at positive I
do I am. Because I also feel like you put
the energy out there. I feel like when when you think,
like all men teeth, they do this, they do that,
you kind of put that bad energy out there. I'm
not putting man, and if I and if I don't

(02:10:03):
know my balls, tell me we can't control it. We
need that release got all the time. But y'all never
listen to me because I ain't got bolds. And you're
also a different kind of man because you've had supermodels,
you had this, you had that there's some guys that
never would even be around those kind of women. And
she's with the girl that works out top of bell

(02:10:24):
They cheat with the nurses in the middle of the
count that. You know some men that are faithful, but
said to me, but they're getting to the faith. To me,
they're getting cheated on by their woman. Sometimes it's one
or the other. To be honest, how many guys to
here faithful? Come on? I mean, but they're sitting with
their woman their hand saying what are they women? Have

(02:10:48):
you ever cheated on anyone? You've never ate the girls
and no relationship? You see what I mean. There's I'm
not saying every man, but I'm saying there's some people
that might have been faith but cheating. Cheating is a
sneaky thing. Cheating is something you do behind somebody's bag.

(02:11:08):
The only person you are lying at any point, the
only person that doesn't get girls just because he can't.
That's the only reason, bro, The only reason why I
do won't get girls is because you can't. That's the
only reason why I can get girls. You're getting them bed.
I don't care what you say. My ex boyfriend cheated
on me and his mother told me. She was. She
she told me listen, Angela, his stepfather used to cheat

(02:11:30):
at me all the time until he got too old
and tired to do it anymore. Oh my god. And
that was when, yeah, he said, she said, that's when
they stop, when they get too tired and lazy to
run in the streets. And my man lazy his head
at check you lazy too, I'd be like, are you
going away? I'm so tired. You're hearing this. Rob check

(02:11:50):
your sheets when you get home. But it's a little sheet.
But do you think that's possible for a man to
get tired of having more than one woman? Then he
just tired of being a man. It's not about being
more than one woman. It's not about more than one woman,
because I'm not a dude that's like threeesome every night,
or we're looking for a girl every night, me and her.
I mean, like, I'm really good money. It's just that

(02:12:12):
week of the period. I'd be like, God, damn, I'm
good money. I found that good money. But you know,
a man does want to know that he can do
something like he doesn't want to feel like if he
sees a girl he can't that I got lucky because
the way Rocky fell in love with me, and she
fell in love with me because she worked with me
for a while and she saw me when I'm not
in front of my girl. And she fell in love

(02:12:33):
with the guy that like puts pressure on girls. He
used to she used to like to, Like I let
us say that now I found in love with the
man that, yeah, like, I would like I would find
entertainment and watching him make girls are uncomfortable, or talk
to girls, get girls numbers, do everything, like see his
game like I would. I would be like, oh, ship,
what is the game gonna look like tonight? That's Rocky's

(02:12:54):
favorite thing, that's her favorite Rocky. What kind of guys
were you with before Dame? Yeah? I was with nerds there.
It was like I was never with this is a
real man like guy. I never really had a real man.
Do you like white guys before him? I only had
white guys him. Okay, I can see when you say nerds,

(02:13:17):
I'm like white guys. Sorry, that's not even fair. It's
not fair, but I'm saying, like, My point is, she
saw with everyone hide she fell in love with the
devilish Dame Dash not not the car salesman that says,
I'm like this guy to get the you know, the
good day ask. She knows everything about me and my game,

(02:13:38):
and she used to like to see because I used
to put that pressure on her and she used to
like it not being on her. You know, she accepted
the real you. She loves the real because that's what
you like about She's like, I promise you she was
more like Aliyah was the same way, exact same way,
exact same way. So what was it like for you,

(02:14:00):
Tobe the first time y'all had sex? Like, well, I
was that so happy because I wanted her so bad.
Rocky was curving Dames for a minute. Yeah. Yeah, it
wasn't like an overnight thing. I had to wear it down,
I know, the whole Sorry, what are you saying that?
Have you ever been Have you ever felt like you
were disappointing in the bed? Never? Never luck? You never

(02:14:23):
had an off night? You never had rock Rocky? Yeah,
everybody has a whole night, Dame, go behind the curtain,
did he ever have? Only only way I have off
night is if I have I'm diabetic, so if my
blood shugar goes, I'm sucked up. I'm got to eat

(02:14:43):
this creet a medical bed. You know what, you know
what it's like that who's dobetic? Yeah, that's sucked up.
When you have a reaction, you almost think like you
almost you know what I mean, Like I'm not you
can do like I started sweating and ship and all that,
so you didn't know you was gonna you need to.
But that's the online day. Medical condition doesn't god bad

(02:15:10):
to say. Don't make that. You'll keep your asking. Listen,
listen to My off night is probably someone else's good night.
You know what I mean? All right, don't with my
fire happen? If you know, if you know, like a
girl would love to be like he was wack all
these thirty years I've been talking ship that never came out,

(02:15:31):
he said, like Gilbert right now, that's the girls. But
it's been thirty years. I'm great here. I'm not just
like I'm forty eight years old. I've been outside since
I was sixteen and been talking ship. Confidently, a girl
would love to say some bullshit? What about recording? Do
you too record? Because that ship gets out too much.
I'm not doing it. Do you guys in films everything?

(02:15:55):
Do you guys do FaceTime sex? Though we always together.
We don't have that long distance relationship. No, you see
that when when I was staying with her, I was
going through a hell in a relationship. I was in
a hell lover relationship. And Dame said to me, listen,
if a man loves you, he's gonna want to people
to all the time. And that's true. What was the

(02:16:16):
conversation when Stephanie had to move out was like, Hey,
what are you doing here? He was like what are
you like? I'm actually like I didn't get but no, no, no,
got a lot of stuff. Every time stuff would leave

(02:16:36):
the house, she would come back with a closet full
of bags and clothes. So it was like at the moment,
it was like it was like she had it was
too many clothes up, Like what are we doing? I'm like,
you got like what are we doing? Like you got
a lot of shame? But the name who told her?

(02:16:56):
But I wasn't even like that. It wasn't like that.
It was like it was like it was always her
plan was always. It was never permanent. It was never
supposed to be permanent. First of all, let me say something,
I don't even realize it was six months. I was like,
it's been six months being but let me say something.
Let me say something, because Stephanie's whole move to l
A and all that stuff was playing, and I was
there for the whole situation. Okay, Stephanie left like seven

(02:17:18):
big ass suitcases in my house because she's supposed to
be back in two weeks. She never when she came
to stay with them. She didn't go saying like, oh,
I'm gonna be here for six months or whatever it's
gonna happen. She was going for a couple of weeks.
She was coming back to my house. Okay, it's like
she didn't come back to my house to a year later. Yeah,
I never came back home. That's that's what happened. Dah Like,

(02:17:41):
and I'm running around, I'm coming back with shopping bags
and ship's see temper and I'm fast to argue on.
That's the fact. Everybody, I don't want to stuff you

(02:18:01):
don't like. Don't say I smoke cigarettes. Let's wish it was,
but nothing. I don't smoke cigarettes. Gilbert has a question
for us, smoke jewels. Stop Gilbert, what's your god? What's
your god? Please tass him? Okay, so let's wish let's wiss.

(02:18:24):
I'm sorry, let's wiss second months to see how that
work out. Never stopped playing with me. They kind of, man,
stop playing. I want to see how you last six months.
No no, no, no, no talking about business, no playing
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no not But you're

(02:18:47):
not gonna like you know what's funny, But it's funny.
I bet if he came over to your house, he'd
be like, game, it has been two months and I'm
just kicking. It was like I'm having mad fun, Like
we just had mad fun. That's but that's the thing exactly.
He's like that one guy outside like I got a
guy like I kicked me. I think I can say
Dame is Dame gets pussy all day every day, but

(02:19:10):
he's not a thirsty for pussy nigger. He's no, no, no,
get you out, yeah no no no Rocky rockies, rockies,
Rocky is ready any minute of the day. But and
so she and he's like, you understand, this is the
doublest version of me. Want to make like twin right here,

(02:19:35):
that angel but with me and Dan, with me and
Dame saying in the house we were filming a lot
of things. And he had no master that kind of that,
that kind of filming. No, no, no, we got that already. No,
but he had no but he he shut the I

(02:19:59):
don't let me tell you feeling that my place, I know,
but you see, but you see for Gilbert. No, but listen, listen,
let me talk. For Gilbert. The only thing a woman,
the only value a woman has is sex. And the
thing is I added value to our situation when we
were living together, right or right right, you know what

(02:20:20):
I mean. That's the thing for Gilbert. The only way
a woman can add value is through sex. So you
can understand it's a different kind of man, the only
kind of woman I wanted to And on top of that,
she was like damn guests pussy all day, so I
didn't have to really worry. The only, the only, the
only woman I went around me is one that can yield,
whether it's yielding my soul or yielding my pockets or

(02:20:43):
our pockets. So my thing with Steph was she was
the most influential person that I saw. She wears certain clothes,
I would see a lot of people affected by her circle.
I just see her as an opinion leader but like
the legit one, like the old like she's the old
of it to me, but like you know, and she
drives dudes nuts. She drives people fucking crazy. And my

(02:21:05):
curve game is crazy. Curve game is nuts. Okay, So
I do want to swiss scarce for a second. So
last thing, and Dame, I'm glad you're here with Gilbert
because I want you to give him some advice. Okay,
because gil some advice. Now why did you want to
say you haven't call that you have one word up here?

(02:21:31):
And what are you doing conversations? We just ain't talking
on the miny now, but it isn't. But you see
how happy Dame is in his situation right now, and
Gilbert hasn't been able to find his I've been rocking
for loving years, so made to find true love and
to find all of that. And it seems like he's
very jaded about relationships. So what would you say to

(02:21:53):
a younger man who is not in a relationship. Is
hard for him to open up to a woman and
finding somebody is his truth? So made to love? When
you when you, I'll say this, I'll say this, I'll
say this. Let me say this from a guy that
was doing a lot of searching after a minute, I don't.

(02:22:14):
I just don't like being around a lot of different
energy after a while. If you find a girl as
your friend and you become a slave for her, and
she becomes your queen and you become her king, there's
nothing better than that, just having someone to hang with
and having someone to be that you can really trust

(02:22:34):
and not have to worry about like other people's body
fluids on them, like like like people are loose. People
are very open these days, and you can't and people
aren't honest, you know, and you can't trust everyone and

(02:22:58):
all the ship that comes with them in their luggage
and if you really and I don't want to offend anybody,
but um if if honestly, the thing about Rocky was
her parents are very balanced, you know what I mean.
Her parents don't really argue. And when a woman has

(02:23:21):
problems with their father, has problems with their parents, you're
gonna inherit those problems. Because every woman that I've been with,
every baby mother, it was always because of them being
mad if they fucking father him not being there, and
I just have to catch the heat for it. So
it's always important I'll also see where they come from
and where they act, so you know whether you need
to get a therapist before or after. You know, because well,

(02:23:45):
people's people's people's are people's are people. The way people
act are dictated by their past. You know that they
like they come to this place. So you might meet
a girl that's just jaded by dudes that be like
funck nigga's just because their boyfriends shipping on them. Or
you might come from a girl that'd be like fun
niggas because this nigga gave me her pes and didn't
tell me. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, I got

(02:24:05):
it sick. And and and then also like investment, like
who you want to live in a house with. And
the most important thing to me is how a girl
look in the morning, now how she looks at night?
And I fell in love. And I fell in love
because her body took seo was banana is not her
nighttime thing, like she could wear flats, Like I hate

(02:24:26):
to see a girl at night that look good in
the morning and look crazy. And and the more you
spend more time with your woman in the morning, you
spend more time with your woman when she's not dressed up,
so that's when she needs to be looking the best.
So with Raquel, she takes pictures, she paints, She keeps
me healthy, She raised my children. You know, she's been supportive.

(02:24:47):
She's not just a physical thing for me. She earned
and I feel like I had to earn because I
had to prove to her based on who I was,
that I could be somebody else, that if she was
that queen for me, I would be that king for
but also to me, a man gotta be able to provide,
like a woman shouldn't have to work. I don't give
a funk. She got five million in the bank and
I got two or one. I'm paying the bill because

(02:25:10):
I'm a man, and I don't think sometimes men know
what that means to be a man and what a
man is supposed to be. So sometimes you know, like
a nigga don't deserve to have all the perks of
all the things that if he ain't providing, you know
what I'm saying. I was like, Yo, you gotta provide
on every level. Women are attracted to consistency and being safe,
So you have to be able to protect a woman.

(02:25:32):
You have to be able to make sure she never
gotta work. Like the worst thing for me to ever
think is for they're gonna be telling her what to
do for to like when she my boyfriend, she's my
woman during the during the night, but during the day,
another dude is telling her what to do, and she
gotta be nice to him, you know what I mean.
Like I could never see another cat telling her what
to do. So I just think, if you're gonna be

(02:25:53):
a king, you're gonna get you to get a queen.
You gotta be a king. That's all I gotta say
with that out like I got prospective. You know, we
appreciate that so much, and we love that Rocky that
you came up on the stage pregnant. All congratulations by
the way, to day Mind asked, we appreciate you for
coming through. Say yes, I have a U streaming service,

(02:26:15):
Dame Dash Studios. I think everyone to hear should order
it right now, and and and and Steph was there
with me when I was like, my dream is to
have a television network independently, bubblegum free, bitch ass nigga free.
And she showed me fight to do it on my
own and everything that she said, I promise you like

(02:26:35):
a lot of things happen business wise, that I was
appreciative that I was able to articulate it to us
so I could visualize it so it could happen. And
you know, I got a twenty four hour network. I'm
completely independent. And the real wealth is happiness. The real
wealth is love. And the only thing that I hustle

(02:26:55):
for is love. You know what I'm saying. And if
you're not hustling for love, you're hustling for the wrong ship.
But you gotta understand how to love your solf before
you love anybody else. And No, Damon, I Damon and I.
We have Damon and I Damon I have a really
special friendship because we speak about things and they come
to life. It's really fucking weird. I'm just waiting for

(02:27:18):
our three and a half million, because we've been talking
about this three and a half million. I'm I'm not
completely broke, but I don't got three and a half million.
I'm still wearing on the three and a half million.
Thank Gilbert. We want to thank you for Gilbert Giler.
He never got from No Line. Listen. I can't wait

(02:27:40):
till good comes back here and he's engaged and and
love and pussy with Yeah, that's gonna happen for Gilbert everything,
your girlfriend homies. I don't think I want that. Maybe
that to mind talking to mind, you've never been pussy
with that ship. Don't look fun over there, Bo say,

(02:28:04):
I'm gonna just be honest with you. He stood up.
It's in the back, gonna get the number. Oh god,
she's coming back. Okay, chez, But listen, we want to
thank y'all all for coming out and listen. It was amazing.
I appreciate you guys that you're gonna come on Marshall

(02:28:27):
Rick of course when you leaving tomorrow. But I'll be
backing tomorrow. Yeah, we're all leaving tomorrow. We gotta go
to Houston next. I'm coming to New York, um to
clear my warrants. Uh just months club, we're coming about.
I wanna come. I'm gonna come. I wanna come fun
with you, okay now please absolutely, that's never a problem.

(02:28:47):
Beat a couple of days, you know. Shout out to
Dame Dads, thank you for coming so much. Thank my family.
I love them so much. But I wanna thank y'all.
We wanna thank you guys so much. This is rocky too.
We see you Rocke. Does the baby have a baby, Yes,
run the bloors and the baby from talking. This is

(02:29:08):
my angel, my sunshine backing dog, and she's fine as fun.
Look mad, you're not smoking by the rol Okay, y're
not smoking from the pregnant Rocky anymore people, But now
I was trying not to smoke in her face, like
this is my baby. But we do want to thank
y'all so much. This is the first time ever lip
service podcast to us, so we appreciate you. We love

(02:29:31):
you so much. This means everything to us. He got
shut out by Champrow playing that's back chairs. Wow, shout
out to bag shut. Oh oh no, we're gonna don't work.
We do y'all want its work? Let they do? Santety
I makeup, she's manning away from mine. But you you
don't want to work in this out. I can't and

(02:29:51):
lets you can't talking on motherfucking to me? How about tight?
And they they cook? They said, yes, you can't welcome.
First of all, they didn't take your back. You gave
it to them. Secondly, but I don't. Secondly give us
looking for you anyway. M

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