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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's an emergency. What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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and Merged for a Cause is back to support Hurricane
Heleen relief efforts. So you need to do this now.
Go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com. Shop from one
of our two styles. We have a shirt and a
sweater and they're green.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because that's Brook's favorite color.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Something like money or something I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Help the world.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Please go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
The pick is in.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
We have made our decision regarding our group Halloween costume
for this year. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. And
even though we all know what the group costume is
going to be, none of us know what anybody else
on the show is gonna be.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Dude, I almost shouted it out because I was excited.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
No, we try and keep it us surprised.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We'll find out the day of I keep waiting for
the year when our producer pranks us and we all
show up as Buzz light Year, maybe nine buzz light
Years all for one Halloween.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Us.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Wait, you guys aren't going to just not spoil it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
The reason I bring it up is because Google Trends
just released their annual trending Halloween costume searches for this year.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
We were just looking at the Lexus.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
Mom, yeah, starting dressed up for the season. Tinker Bell,
she was already.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, we're going to put those pictures up on the
Brook and Jeffrey Instant stories at Brook and she's looking.
I'll go through some of the most popular ones here.
Lady Deadpool, not not actual Deadpool, the lady version with
half as much fabric.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
It's a couple's costume. A lot of people are doing
Lady Deadpool in.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
The last movie. That was a big surprise. And wasn't
it Blake Lively?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh well, no, I don't want to watch it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sabrina Carpenter is also going to be a popular costume
this year.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
She's blowing up.

Speaker 8 (01:49):
Her dresses are kind of like like kind of baby
doll and Tinkerbelly.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yes, Doctor Doom from Marvel is really popular right now.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh wow, spoiled it.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
The Disney character Envy from Inside Out popular.

Speaker 9 (02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I saw a little girl dressed as discussed.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
And cat Nap from the horror video game Poppy Playtime.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Apparently that's really high.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I thought choices this year that gives you nightmares.

Speaker 10 (02:22):
It's like a purple cat with a huge mouth and
tiny little eyes.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Here's a fun.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
One, ray Gun, the Australian breakdancer from the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
That would be so fun.

Speaker 10 (02:33):
I saw someone over the weekend wearing ray Gun's outfit
and I couldn't tell if they were in costume or
I was like, wait, is that.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
He's going on a jog? Yes, and that's the number
two costume is Raygun? The number one trending Halloween costume
search this year is the shrunken head Bob from Beetlejuice Beetle,
how do you do that?

Speaker 10 (02:53):
I guess you put your head underneath the shoulders and
then put a little tiny head on the top or something.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
That's probably buy a pre made one.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
But you know, I'm kind of surprised people aren't searching
shock collar costs. It's a disgrace and you're probably gonna
hear in Jake's voice how upset and offended he is.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
That the shock collar is not number one on the list.

Speaker 9 (03:15):
Go ahead, who thinks we have the best boss of
the entire world? Thanks children who apparently work here. But
you don't have to trust those child laborers. Listen to
this glowing review from our own Brook Fox.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I hate poor and ugly people.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
I'm sorry, that's the wrong that's the wrong clip.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wrong of us.

Speaker 9 (03:36):
That's tough, But Brook's enormous paychecks should tell you why
she's the first person fist pumping for National Bosses Day. No,
because if you're not pretending to love management, then you
probably don't have a job, which is why today we're
enthusiastically celebrating our favorite micro managers from TV and movies

(03:58):
with a special That Boss edition of twenty of twenty.
Here's how this will work. You say a number, and
I'll give you a popular show or film with a
famous boss character in it. You just have to give
me the correct name of the character first and last name,

(04:19):
not the actor. To stay in the game.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Let it all be Michael Scott.

Speaker 11 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
We'll start with the woman who actively hides under her
desk to avoid conversations with our boss. That's Alexis. Alexis,
give me number one through twenty. Please to number two, Alexis.
Please tell me the name of the most famous boss
from them all from the TV show The Office, and
I need the name of the character, not the actor.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Perfect. Well, Michael Scott.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
Thanks Brooke, appreciate it.

Speaker 12 (04:45):
Brook.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
I wouldn't known.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Four form by Brook.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
But we're back to Brook.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, maybe number three and hope it's the same man.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Number three.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Uh, many of us have compared you to this powerful
woman before Brook. She's the editor in chief of a
fictitional fashion magazine. In the film The Double Waar's Prada
named that boss h.

Speaker 10 (05:13):
Meryl Streep is the actress. Oh is it Anna Wintour?

Speaker 9 (05:17):
Anna Winter is a real person. Her name was Miranda Priestley,
a very scary name.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I've never actually seen that movie.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Two and three are off the board. Number four, number
four Jose from The Simpsons. This greedy, power hungry owner
of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant made our list of
top infamous bosses.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Who is he?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Can I just say excellent? Yeah, mister Burns, mister Burns.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
I almost took that away from you for not saying
his name. Montgomery, Charles Montgomery.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yes, I didn't know his name was Chuck.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Chuck Burns.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
Good word, Jose, were over to Jeffrey needs a number
for you?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Sixteen verse sixteen.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Jeffrey, this mob boss juggled family life and organized crime
in the sopranos.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
That boss, his name is Soprano?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is his last name?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You can't just go.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
With mister Burns senior sopranos.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Is that who? James Galdefini plate or no?

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I think so Tony Soprano.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Tom Soprano is correct, Jeffrey, We're back to Alexis. Need
a number please ten?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Alexis.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
This TV boss is described as a morally flexible lawyer
who got his own spin off show called Better Call Saul.
I need his first and last name.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
That's off of Breaking Bad.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
I never watched it, dam you really love it.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Although the title of it might be a little bit
of a hint for.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
His name Breaking Bad. Oh, sul, she got.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
There, She got there, mister Saul, Jake.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Mister Saul correct? Looking for Saul good Man?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Good, so good.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
You need to put that on your list.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Okay, Jose and jeff your final two? Jose, you did
a number from you.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Let's go twelve, Jose.

Speaker 9 (07:09):
This famous lady boss goes by one letter and is
featured in multiple James Bond films with Daniel Craig. What's
your code name?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's like, oh my god, I'm just going by all
the letters. D it's not d would be.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I think it's M. You're saying N M is and
Mary n.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
No okay, Jose said M.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Yeah, that's her name is em James Bond calls her
mom for a bit in the last couple of movies.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, it gets a little weird.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Mom is a psychological thriller at the end.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
It's a little edile.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's the hot version of it.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Jeffrey, we're over to you. You get this wrong. And
Jose wins need a number eight.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
I'll dude, number twenty, number twenty.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
There were two notable bosses in the TV show Parks
and Recreation. Tell me the name of the enthusiastic government
worker with a passion for mobile politics.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
I'm gonna go mister Park and missus recreation.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
Miss this recreation was incorrect. I was looking for Leslie.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Nope, Jeffrey, I nope. Ever watching that show, it means
I've never seen it. I'm no good as he's I'm sorry,
just annoys the crap out of me, So no, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
There's a lot of Roy Hibbert on that show.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Jose up plenty of twenty. Jose gets to choose who
gets shot today while singing. Someone wanted to hear the
theme song from the office a cappella style.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Can you do it?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Sure?

Speaker 12 (08:33):
At it?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
All right, dude, it's such a good Yeah, that's your shot.
Colling question of the day. We got your phone tap
coming up in just a few.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Walt Disney once said, if you can dream it, you
can do it. Oh wait, and almost seventy years ago,
he followed his big dream and built disney Land.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh Wow, magical place on her.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
A place where magical characters sing and dance, adults can
be kids again, and kids can be charged seventy dollars
for a pair of plastic mousers. He did it. Good job,
Walts must be. And if Walt's dreams can come true,
soaking ours. We just have to put them out into

(09:27):
the universe. Yes, Brook, are you dreaming of owning an
orphanage where you don't have to wash the children's bed
sheets to save on utility costs? SI, don't spoil it.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Don't spoil it for what I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Give, because I want to hear all about our dreams
when we share during a brand new what's on your mind?
Coming up right now? If you woke up this morning
feeling hopeful and optimistic. Let's go ahead and crush that
real quick with What's on your Mind? It's Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning, where we bring you back down
to reality with our personal lives, starting with Brook Brook,

(10:00):
What's on your Mind? So?

Speaker 10 (10:02):
I've never done this before, but I'm considering pulling the
fire alarm at work at work.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I is this a metaphor or literally pulling the fire home?

Speaker 10 (10:11):
I need some distraction, you guys. I don't know if
you've realized this, but they've moved the Halloween candy bowl.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're the only person in the office that knows exactly
where the candy bowl is.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
It used to be at the front desk, which I
walked by with no one seeing me all the time.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
It could take as much as I want every day.
They have put it in the middle of the sales desks.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, not where other people?

Speaker 12 (10:35):
Yes, yes, no?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
And where's the issue.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
It's the good candy, you guys, it's the racist pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
It's the inlight yes, yes, but I.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
Can only get one piece at a time, and when
I walk over there, I have to walk by like
six people's desk, and.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Then I have to turn around and make eye contact
with them on the way back.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
It is.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
It's the worst walk of shame. I mean, and I
did many of them in college. There's a walk of
shame that I have ever experienced. To my wife, Oh,
I need a distraction.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Not when you're going back for your eighth reesis it's.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Funny none of us even knew the ball was there,
and you're.

Speaker 12 (11:12):
Really held accountable for being the one that takes the most.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
Okay, how about if it's not the fire alarm, can
I push Jose down and you can get injured. I
just need some way for them to stop looking at
me when I take all the candy. You know, it's
my eyes on you instead of eyes on me.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
What's been on your mind?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, I'm going to the pharmacy the other day and
pick up some meds and I just needed to jump
in real quick, so I parked in one of those
paid lots right.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
Oh yeah, when you risk it, they're always gonna get you.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
When it's like under five minutes.

Speaker 12 (11:44):
It's always when it's like two minutes. If I have
a thirty minute shopping day, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
But anyway.

Speaker 12 (11:49):
So I run in, I grab my stuff, I come back, and.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Of course I have a sixty five dollars parking ticket.
So I'm mad because I'm like, what just going to
the pharmacy whatever?

Speaker 12 (12:02):
And normally I just pay him, but it's like you
can go online to dispute.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Yes, yeah, dispute that thing. So it's like a private
company too, like take take him down.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
So I'm like, I'm going online.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'm getting lawyer mode, right, so furiously type a letter
like I'm going in really quick and blah blah blah
blah and all this stuff.

Speaker 10 (12:21):
You admit guilty, but I'm gonna tell him off first,
all right.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
So the very next day I get a reply and
it's like, sir, we apologize about the confusion.

Speaker 12 (12:36):
We are going to wave your entirety.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (12:39):
I was like, I did it. Oh my gosh, I
got out of a ticket. What did I do?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
How did I say this?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Right?

Speaker 13 (12:46):
For?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
So I read back because it has a screenshot of
what I wrote, and at one point I wrote I
was not in a handicap stall, but apparently I forgot
to type the word not because I.

Speaker 12 (12:59):
Was going so fashd.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
So I furiously was like I was in a handicapped
stall with exclamation points. It looks like I'm saying like, yeah,
I was parked in the stall and whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
They're not going to hold somebody who's handicapped accountable to
pay the money going.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
To the pharmacy as well. So anyway, I'm an awful person.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Maybe you could do something about being handicapped for why
they should move.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
The candy.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
For me, just for anyone in the office put it over.
I say, it is way back there.

Speaker 10 (13:32):
It's kind of a to get that there.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Lexis what's been.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
On your mind?

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Okay, I know I'm only in my twenties, but I've
learned that high schoolers now are different than when I
was in high school.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
There's no way that it's possible.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
And I know this because I went on my first
overnight trip with the high school cross country. To my help, coach,
you did so eighty kids on this trip, and I'm
thinking some stuff's about to happen.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeah, to have a four hour bus ride?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Wait wait, okay, exited about the bus stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I get it. I know what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Some funny stories. I'm just gonna go on on this trip.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yes, we have a four hour bus ride.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
They're all quiet, they all fall asleep. Nobody's throwing anything,
nobody's talking.

Speaker 12 (14:19):
No one's like singing or playing nothing.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
No one's trying to make out in the bath, nothing
at all. Are you sure you just didn't catch it.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
I was on the bus for four hours. I think
I would have known.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Then we get to the hotel. We do room checks
at night, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Oh, who's gonna be in whose room? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (14:33):
By lost up, they're all in their own rooms.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
What nobody's actually The front desk at the hotel told
me they didn't see a single person leave the room, use.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
The pool or hot tub all night.

Speaker 13 (14:43):
Just kids.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
What are they doing?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Just sitting on their backs.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
The worst I heard is a kid bought a pizza
and microwaved it from the lobby.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
That's the worst I heard.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I hope you quit the team, honestly.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
We get to the actual race day, I'm like, we
have all day, eighty kids kind of on supervised.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
A little something's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Someone's gonna sneaking.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Why So I go get coffee at a coffee shop
in the middle of the race, and who.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
Do I see?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Five freshman boys?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Then they say that you.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Guys are missing the best race of the day. We're
not supposed to be here. And they look at me
and they say, actually, the head coach sent us here to.

Speaker 8 (15:16):
Buy him a coffee, and they hold it up and.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
I thought this was my moment. So where's the rebellion.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
Where's the rebellion For the next trip, I'm gonna be
the rebel, Okay?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
I like it all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
I moved into a new house about like three weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, we've heard a lot about it.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
One interesting thing that I noticed is it doesn't have
a mailbox. And again, I'm a ways out from civilization,
so maybe I'm just not allowed to get mail where
I live.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Well, it could be.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I contact the post office.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
They have a woman reach out to me who's like, Okay,
if you want a mailbox, it's got to be exactly
right here. Why So I'm like, Okay, I hire somebody
to come out and install it for me.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, that's cute, because I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm not going to dig a hole.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
It's like, you have no you can fill it with
cement and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
It's pretty I'm a bird guy, I'm not a mail
box man.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
We can tell from your hand.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So guy comes out and says, there is no way
I'm going to put that mailbox here.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh no, he's.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Like, He's like, I violates all the policies. No, it's
going to be too short. No, I can put it
two feet to the left if you want.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
But the lady said you can't.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
That's what I said. But it didn't matter what He
was like, no, no, no, it's not going there right.
So I'm like, okay. Male person was pretty adamant about this,
but he's like, it'll be fine. So he puts it
in mailbox, goes up. Next day, get a knock at
my door. It's the post office lady. Yeah, livid. She's like,

(16:43):
I said, put the mailbox here, and it is two
feet to the left.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
You're not getting mailed for two months now.

Speaker 12 (16:49):
Yeah, that's your mail revo.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Your mom is not going to be happy about the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
So I've officially made an enemy of the post office
in the first month. Smart that I moved.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Actually the worst enemy.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Text in seven eight, five, nine two and tell us
what's been on your mind?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
It's Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
In the morning, we got a lot of people texting
in about what's been on their mind. Because I asked
people to text in at the end of that segment,
people actually follow through. God, this is amazing, Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning. You can follow through and follow
us on any of our socials at Broken Jeffrey by
the way, next, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
That's coming up.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
This text though, says, what's been on my mind is
how beautiful everyone in studio is.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Parentheses Jeffrey two.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I guess made another parentheses just kidding dot dot dot.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
I guess, okay, pictures.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, I guess I should have read this text. I guess.
Not a big self esteem boost there. Another text came
in says, last week, y'all were asking what you should
dress up as for Halloween. I thought jeff could be
Rick Grimes, jose Neagan, Brooke, Maggie and Alexis Beth All
from the show The Walking Dead, Oh Zombies.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I wanted to be the Simpsons. That's why I thought
Maggie was I want.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
To be the Simpsons too.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
We'll put Walking Dead for sure in consideration, right along
with the cast of Twelve Years of Slave, So that's
for sure gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
That is not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's in the running along with the Walking Day Zombie
twelve years We can do it maybe, and one more
Texas just wanted to say, Hi, I love.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
You all and the show big fan of.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
The crew, that's.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
We love you too, Thanks for texting in. And if
you really really love us, go follow us on Instagram
at Brook and Jeffrey right now. And if you really,
really really really love us, then you'll go to Alexis's
Amazon wish list and buy her something.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Yeah, you should have said that more.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Than one Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't normally make impulse buys online, that's but I
saw a used FBI lie detector test up for sale
on the dark web.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Why not resist a good deal?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
So got it in yesterday, already hooked it up to
our control board.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
So let's test it out.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Does it come with sound effects?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
It does?

Speaker 14 (19:11):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (19:11):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Answers only, Alexis is your real name, Alexis Fuller.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yes, question mark, Now my mom could have got wrong.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
That's right, Alexis.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Do you think Brook is a good role model to
young women? Oh?

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, you're saying that.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
But what does everyone want to be? Just like Brook.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Okay, let's move on, Alexis.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Did you try to impress a guy at the bar
by telling him you invented the post it note?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
But only the pink ones? Alright? Busted in your lives,
just like.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
The sleeves balls who thought they could get away with
cheating on their significant others.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
Yeah, comparing me to that same.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Now, you got it?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
That was it?

Speaker 15 (20:14):
Extra?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yes, their stories are going to be featured when we
do a brand new busted coming up right after this.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Oh you got it right.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even
worse girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
They thought they could get away with.

Speaker 15 (20:31):
That, but they're about.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
To get busted. Do we value creativity on this show?
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because nobody's more
creative than a cheater trying to avoid getting caught. Oh yeah, So,
while we don't approve of their behavior, Brook does admire
and applaud their resourceful engine news as she did it,

(20:59):
we all did, and today we're going to see that
right brain thinking on full display as listeners share the
creative ways their dumb exes tried to get away with
being unfaithful, Starting with Brian, tell us how you busted
your significant other.

Speaker 16 (21:14):
So I go to my high school reunion and I
bring my girlfriend with me, and at one point.

Speaker 13 (21:21):
She's not with me.

Speaker 16 (21:22):
I don't see her, and I'm thinking she's getting another
drink or stuck in some sort of small talk with somebody.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
It's always nice to date someone that can like be
on their own at a party, you know, like it's
really free.

Speaker 16 (21:34):
Yeah, and it's my high school, so you know, maybe
she's born or whatever. And then I'm go looking for
and I go out in the hall and there's a
group of people out in the hall and.

Speaker 15 (21:45):
They're all like whispering and giggling.

Speaker 16 (21:48):
It's like high school again, like we're five a lockers.

Speaker 13 (21:53):
Bags And I go, oh, Brian, what's going on?

Speaker 15 (21:56):
Quite quiet? Quiet quiet, And they tell me to listen.
And there's two people hooking up in the janitor's club,
which would be great except one of them is my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, hopefully it wasn't.

Speaker 12 (22:12):
Also, the janitor said, quick work, it was not the janitor.

Speaker 16 (22:18):
It was my old high school principal, like seventy five
years old.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh, old man.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
At least he didn't do that while he was still
in school.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
So she liked a man in church.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
There you go, all right, well that really sucks, that.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Really scars you really go to the next reunion.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah, your girlfriend do.

Speaker 15 (22:43):
It, principal.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, let's go to Leslie. Leslie, tell us how you
busted your significant other.

Speaker 14 (22:51):
Well, I let myself into my boyfriend's house a day
before you got home from vacation.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (22:55):
I went to grabbed some food. Okay, I kind of
noticed how bad his fridge smelled. It was like bachelor
level bad, you know.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Town Like you always forget one thing in the fridge
when you leave, and you're.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Like, sometimes that baking soda trick doesn't work though, the
baking soda.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Has moulded somehow.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, I'll get it.

Speaker 14 (23:15):
Well, so I thought i'd be nice and I cleaned
it out.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Yeah, gosh nice.

Speaker 15 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (23:21):
But in the back of it, I found a small
cake with happy first anniversary babe on it.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
He got a cake for you, guys, and ate part
of it without you.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, like you need a stale cake When he gets bad.

Speaker 14 (23:34):
Our anniversary was not happening like our evers, Like what.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Happened.

Speaker 17 (23:43):
He got home and I.

Speaker 14 (23:44):
Was waiting for him with the cake and a new
candlelight on it.

Speaker 17 (23:47):
He comes through the.

Speaker 14 (23:47):
Door, looked at me holding it shocked. Oh, he admits
that he's been dating two women at the same time
for the last year.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
Whoa, and then he's thoughtful enough to remember both anniversaries.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Wow, I know.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
She's a good one.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
You better get away.

Speaker 12 (24:08):
Taking care of it.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh no, Leslie, I'm so sorry. Finally, let's go to dominic.

Speaker 17 (24:14):
Here.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Tell us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
I was at my girlfriend's house and I went to
the bathroom and I saw a sticky note on the
mirror that said you're so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Some people like to put affirmations up.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, totally exactly.

Speaker 11 (24:31):
So I went after her and that's what she said.
She says she's just been leaving herself encouraging notes around
the house. I thought it was a positive thing, made sense.
I've just seen a few more here and there. Didn't
really think anything of it.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, she really needs to affirm herself.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
He's actually arguing against them, writing.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Underneath them sorry computer screen, which she is not that
at that pretty today.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Sorry. So it's fine.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Hey, we all need a little bit of affirmation. But
what ended up happening is a few weeks later, I'm
spending the night. I lay down in bed and I
fill a post it note on the other side of
the pillow.

Speaker 13 (25:14):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (25:14):
I pull it out and it says, thanks for a
great night. Great is all cats?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
By the way, that's quite the affirmation.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
You don't think that she had.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Recently and I would leave a love note for it
every night too.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I'm not against her having a
good night by herself, but this was weird.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
I mean I had to ask, like, do people say
this to themselves? I don't know if I confronted her,
I was like, what's this about? And yeah, she let
it all out.

Speaker 18 (25:49):
She turned red, she started crying. It was funny because
she said she shouldn't have cheated with a guy who
wrote notes.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
Specific We got a date those illiterate guys next time.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Now we know why Brooke was doing.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
That access to post it notes again, I got the posters.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I just don't know what to.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Do it to dominate.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
That sucks.

Speaker 12 (26:14):
Man.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
Hey, I just now put notes up and say, don't
get cheated on again.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Let's reminder you take a little something from every relationship,
even the bad ones hit up our textport at seven eight,
five nine too. If you have a funny story about
how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on
the next edition of Busted. Your phone tap is coming.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Today we call a woman who's getting close to her
wedding date. And normally we'll get emails from the groom,
her bridesmaids made of honor, a lot of people wanting
to prank the bride. But today a random lady's aunt
reached out to us saying she loves our wedding crank
calls and she wants us to do one on her niece. Yes,

(26:58):
we're not saying no to ants.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
This one goes out to Aunt Renee in your phone
tab right now.

Speaker 17 (27:10):
Hello, Oh my god, Mary Ann.

Speaker 15 (27:14):
Uh yeah s.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I cannot wait to come to your wedding.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Uh.

Speaker 17 (27:22):
I'm sorry. I don't know who this is.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's Penny Darling.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
I'm friends with your aunt Renee.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Uh huh, I don't.

Speaker 17 (27:29):
I don't think i've ever met you. What do you
mean you're coming to my wedding?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Did she not tell you I was going to be calling? No,
that little stinker.

Speaker 10 (27:40):
Yeah, I'm coming to your wedding, and I couldnt be
more pleased in a pig and punch.

Speaker 17 (27:46):
I never heard that saying, but what what it makes?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I'm excited. I'm just so thrilled.

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Renee showed me pictures of you and your fiance and
good work.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Honey, quite it took us on.

Speaker 10 (27:57):
That boy got me a little hot.

Speaker 17 (28:02):
I'm sorry, but my aunt doesn't have a plus one.

Speaker 15 (28:07):
It's just her.

Speaker 14 (28:08):
She's the only one that's invited to the wedding.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Well, let me stop me right there, honey. She knows
that she's not allowed to bring plus one. I am
the one I'm going in place of her.

Speaker 17 (28:17):
That's not how this works. That's not how this works.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Oh but it is.

Speaker 17 (28:22):
It is because replace herself with someone I don't even know.
This is my wedding. I ran for eight months.

Speaker 10 (28:30):
Everything you're saying I know, and I am so excited.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, let me tell you a story about what happened.

Speaker 17 (28:36):
All right, No, this is not happening. This is not happening.

Speaker 10 (28:39):
I sat next to her at the Bengo Hall the
other night, and let me tell you, she made a
friendly little wager. And all I need to say is
that when g sixty two hit whoo.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
She handed that invite right over to me. I want
it fair and square.

Speaker 17 (28:53):
My aunt is not allowed to give her invitation away.
It's not a raffle.

Speaker 10 (28:59):
It is a wedding, absolutely, a wedding that I respect
so much.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
And when I showed my lawyer that invitation for a lawyer, oh,
I didn't know how you were going to react. So
just to be.

Speaker 17 (29:10):
Safe, what are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (29:12):
When he saw that it does not say non transferable,
he says, I'm in what.

Speaker 17 (29:19):
Wedding invites are not transferable? People know that.

Speaker 19 (29:23):
It doesn't have to say it not transferable for people
to know that.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Well, actually, by law?

Speaker 10 (29:28):
Does I mean if you don't want someone else coming
in another person's place like I am.

Speaker 17 (29:33):
Get it through your head, you job. This is my
wedding now.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
The reason I call it you know, because I'm already going.
That's already done.

Speaker 10 (29:41):
No, I just wanted to ask you what kind of
role you want me to play?

Speaker 13 (29:45):
Roles?

Speaker 10 (29:45):
I was an actress when I was younger, and I
did some village theaters.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Want any role?

Speaker 6 (29:50):
This is my wedding.

Speaker 10 (29:51):
You were not coming again, that's been settled, so I
know I can be a crier I can be the
lafe of a party.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Oh do you me to get out on the dance
floor and raise the room?

Speaker 17 (30:03):
Are you crazy persons? I don't know why you think
you're coming. You are not coming.

Speaker 10 (30:08):
I really do hope that your aunt chose chicken for me, though,
because I am definitely allergic to fish.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Believe the hives that break out on my back.

Speaker 14 (30:17):
I don't care what my aunt told you.

Speaker 17 (30:20):
I am the bride, me, not you.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Well, brad Zill coming out and you right there.

Speaker 14 (30:25):
I will have dards at the door so you cannot
come in.

Speaker 10 (30:28):
Oh, I'm coming, and you're in renee conveatching me once
she wakes up from all though shooters she was doing
at the Bingo hall last night.

Speaker 17 (30:34):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (30:36):
If she was at three sheets to the wind, well,
we'd probably never be having this conversation.

Speaker 17 (30:40):
I am so stressed out right now. I don't even
know what's shading you.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I mean, after that fifth drink.

Speaker 10 (30:47):
She even contacted this radio station Broke and Jeffrey in
the morning to do a prank phone call on you
wait wait, takes the craziest decisions.

Speaker 17 (30:55):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
This isn't your.

Speaker 10 (30:57):
Aunt's friend, it's actually broke from the radio show Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 10 (31:03):
No way, Yeah, your aunt day set you up.

Speaker 17 (31:08):
I didn't believe she did that.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
You know, she's just excited for your big day and
wanted to let you know that she's so excited and
pretty sure this is your wedding gift because she ran
out of money at the bingo hall.

Speaker 17 (31:20):
That's a joke, right, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
On that one, that one could actually be real.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Wake Up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Planning of fun activity to go along with dinner for
a first date, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Is normally a good plan.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Not sure if that was the case though with today's listener,
because from what I understand, it happened in a low
lit parking lot and could be in violation of open
container laws.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I didn't want to bring that up and I was like,
this is illegal.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Just think it could be fun.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Was the downfall or the highlight of their romantic evening?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
That's a positive thinking we need.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
We're gonna find out in a brand new second date
update right after this second date update.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
How many mistakes are you allowed to make on a
first date?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh no, I never thought about this, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I guess if you want another.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
One, I guess it depends on the mistake itself.

Speaker 13 (32:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Sure, forgetting your credit card, you get away with that
mistake once.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I think that's okay.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Forgetting your date's name, oh, definitely let that one go.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Forget your own name, yes, whom I.

Speaker 13 (32:36):
Again, Carl?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
That's my cousin?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Wait is get my ID?

Speaker 13 (32:41):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (32:41):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I forgot my credit card?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Luckily none of those happened to our listener, Corey. No,
but he said in his email a mistake was definitely made,
and I'm curious what it was.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Corey. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (32:56):
Having all right, Corey, I'm glad you know who you are.
There's no consistential crisis happening.

Speaker 13 (33:01):
Now.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Do we know the name of your day? Do you
remember that one?

Speaker 13 (33:05):
Yes? He was uh uh Brenda.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
He just looked it up on his phone. Right now,
I get to swipe through.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
But okay, you say, so, what was the mistake that
you made with Brenda?

Speaker 13 (33:22):
Well, the mistake was Brenda and I was out to
dinner and Brenda had to excuse herself and go to
the bathroom, and very sexy waitress came over and she
started flirting with me.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Did she though? Did she?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Or what's she doing her job?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yep?

Speaker 13 (33:44):
And started I started flirting back with her.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
Help it.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's one thing to like flirt like secretly, did you
got caught by Brenda flirting?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Well?

Speaker 13 (33:55):
I didn't get clutch, thank goodness. She came back to
the table and she saw me rubbing on the waitress arm.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
What that's worse?

Speaker 13 (34:08):
Well listen she she led to that and as I'm
feeling on her arm, Brenda comes back to the table
and I was like, oh, Brenda, I like you to
meet Sephardy. This is my cousin.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Wow, woa was.

Speaker 13 (34:21):
Like, and I introduced the waitress. She went right along
with it. But the waitress did slap me her number
of the butt.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Actually she was feeling it.

Speaker 15 (34:32):
Huh oh, yes, she.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Was okay, but you do not so remorseful at all.

Speaker 13 (34:39):
I was a little but this I can't help, but
I have it that way.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Isn't this second date update that you want to do
to call Brenda or the waitress may be a better man.

Speaker 13 (34:51):
No, But but Brenda and I After the night went on,
we hit it off very well, and this is I
would like to see Brenda again in a different restaurant.
But yes, I like to Brenda yell at me girls.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
But is there a chance that her seeing him get
hit on slightly made her like him more?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Like there's competition because he doesn't. Yeah, he said that
it was his cousin.

Speaker 12 (35:13):
Oh that's right, in his cousin.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh god, I.

Speaker 10 (35:17):
Think it's a red flag, Like why are you rubbing
your cousin, Brooke.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
His cousin rubbing all up and down her sad on
the unions. Let's not act like it's weird.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
Not from West Virginia. So it wasn't like that.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, So how did this date start off? Before the restaurant?

Speaker 13 (35:33):
It started off we were playing flip cup on the
hood of.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
My carnfusing thing.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
What do you mean as part.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Of the date.

Speaker 13 (35:42):
Yes, yes, I wanted to add some type of activity.
I wanted to have some fun before the date.

Speaker 8 (35:47):
So so you got no team, You're just competing against
each other.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Remind me of the flip cup rules again.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You chug the beer out of the plastic cup and
you put it on table off to flip it over.
It's the lane.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
On the other you have a team of like, fine, well.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
You can just do it six times in a row yourself.

Speaker 13 (36:05):
Yeah, and that's what we did six times in a row.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Well, that's that's thoughtful. A lot of guys don't put
the effort into like plan out an activity for the
actual date.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
They just go to a place and hope for the best.

Speaker 13 (36:16):
And listen, I was a complete gentleman. I provided the beer.

Speaker 10 (36:20):
Wow, I mean that sounds traditional.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Alexis And maybe Brenda's a beer type of gal.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
So we got flip cup a restaurant, you hit on
the waitress. Anything else we should know from your cousin? Yeah,
any other details from this romantic first encounter.

Speaker 13 (36:39):
After the night dinner we had, we ordered dessert.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Okay, I ate both of them.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Cost both the dessert. Desserts are meant to be shared.

Speaker 13 (36:52):
But she saw a hair in hers and listen, I
didn't have a problem with the hair, so.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Appreciate.

Speaker 7 (37:02):
I don't ever say anything. If that happens to me,
you just.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Pick it off.

Speaker 10 (37:06):
So she didn't want to eat it because there was
a hair, So you you didn't want to insult your
cousin by sending it back.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
What kind of dessert was it?

Speaker 13 (37:14):
It was a brownie?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
You had too whole fudge brownies in front of me.

Speaker 13 (37:19):
Two whole food brownie.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (37:22):
Why did you give her yours?

Speaker 13 (37:24):
But I have already ate mine before she found the hair?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Okay, this is a wild night.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (37:32):
I can't wait to hear from her for multiple reasons.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
So what's happened since this date?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Did you guys kiss?

Speaker 13 (37:38):
Uh? No, we didn't, okay, but I was okay with it.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I don't know what's wrong with you after you like
brought her beer, introduced her to your family, showed her
how good you are eating. I would love to hear
what excuse this woman has for not calling you back.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Do you think you got caught in your lie about
the cousin?

Speaker 13 (38:08):
We still had a nice time afterwards.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, let's reach out to Brenda and have her explain
herself and maybe even give you a refund after we
do this second date update right after this.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Hold on the second date.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Update if you missed part one of today's call. Here's
what we know. Corey is our listener, and Corey's normal
dates are unlike any other normal date we've ever heard
on this show, Jeff As. It started by meeting his
date Brenda in a parking lot and playing flip cup
with the back seat beer he had lying in his trunk.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Oh, he didn't say it was warm though. Was it warm?
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
I'm just assuming it had been there a while.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It eventually moved inside of a restaurant, where he proceeded
to hit on a waitress. Doesn't think he got caught
because he lied and said that she was his cousin.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
And the waitress went along with it.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yes, well he rubbed her arm.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
And then it ended with two chocolate desserts, both eaten
by Corey because Brenda said she found a hair in hers.
Now it's unclear to me. Maybe he clarified this already,
But Corey, you didn't eat the actual hair, did you.

Speaker 13 (39:28):
One long hair is not going to kill you.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I think that's a good quote.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
We should put that on the restaurant sign right there.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Female, Hang, do you have any regret that, Like, maybe
she was telling you there was a.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Hair so that you would speak up to the waitress
and you the dessert switched out.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I mean the waitress to her was your cousin.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's such a good place, setting you up.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
To be like the chivalrous hero.

Speaker 13 (39:57):
Well, I didn't fall for that one.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
It's a trick, all right, not not Corey style. We
get that.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Now, let's try and reach out to Brenda here and
see if she answers.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
And we're not going to out him on the cousin
lie right, No, okay, I just want.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
To make that clear in the room.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah, No, I'm.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Okay, even though I feel like as smooth as.

Speaker 13 (40:19):
He says, Yeah, make sure you all understand that I'm
that smooth.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Okay, we never doubted you made actually make a note
of it.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Corey.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Right, let's style Brenda right.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Now here we go.

Speaker 15 (40:40):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Hey is this Brenda? Yes, hey Brenda, thanks for answering.
We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in
the Morning.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Brenda, good morning, Hi, Hi, welcome to the show. Brenda.

Speaker 17 (41:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 19 (41:01):
I didn't sign up for anything.

Speaker 17 (41:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
No, you didn't sign up for anything. Somebody else kind
of signed you up for this. It actually could be
a really good thing for you.

Speaker 19 (41:10):
Yeah, okay, Well.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
This is a segment we do called second Date Update
because you were recently out with a guy who listens
to our show. Apparently he thinks you too had a
really nice time and he's been hoping to meet up
with you again.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
His name is Corey.

Speaker 17 (41:31):
Uh, I'm not sure I know who that is.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Really, that is shocking that you would forget Corey.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You guys played like flip cup in a parking lot,
You went to a restaurant, shared a dessert.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
Kind of yeah, we heard very good.

Speaker 19 (41:47):
This is really confusing.

Speaker 11 (41:49):
Did it?

Speaker 19 (41:50):
Did this happen at an Applebeet?

Speaker 13 (41:55):
We don't know?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Maybe it did.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Memorable, I mean honestly, okay.

Speaker 10 (41:59):
We talked to him and he was he was a
very impactful person to me, like somebody I wouldn't forget.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
We're not going to forget even after this, I bet.

Speaker 17 (42:07):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (42:08):
I'm just confused because I'm a waitress at Applebee's and.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Oh my god, did he give us?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Oh god, okay, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
We got talking, yeah to stop, So Corey, please shed
some light on this.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
What happened?

Speaker 13 (42:33):
I think? Listen? I got three names of the Applebee's.
I got Applebee's Brenda, Applebee's Rachel, and apple Kanya, And
I kind of okay.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
So one must be the waitress. One is his actual
date at Applebee's. I don't even know who the third
one is.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I think rolled the dice. I wanted three chances to
get it right.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
But we're on the phone with the waitress from Applebee's.

Speaker 19 (43:01):
Yes, I'm Brenda. Are you the creepy guy that was
like badgering me for my number.

Speaker 13 (43:10):
Number?

Speaker 19 (43:11):
So you thought that you were calling like your gate
from the other night.

Speaker 13 (43:17):
But wait, but wait a minute. You feel like he
was into it, So that's why I just went with it. Listen,
I'm a nice guy. You're a nice lady, and maybe
you know after my date with uh my other lady.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
That may.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Well, that's what That's how strong of an impression that
you made on him, Brenda, that Applebee's, that he's completely
erased every other female's name from his.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
All girls are now named the functioning brain he did.

Speaker 13 (43:46):
I'm sorry I got the name wrong, but you know
I thought we had no.

Speaker 19 (43:50):
You didn't get the name wrong. I am Brenda. I
was your waitress.

Speaker 13 (43:57):
Well okay, okay, Well Brenda.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
Says a lot about a man, Brenda that can admit
their faults.

Speaker 13 (44:06):
Yes, listen, I made a mistake. But you still you
made that impression on me, Brenda. So maybe Brenda, we
can go out.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Trying to remember it. It's like a tool.

Speaker 19 (44:20):
I just I can't believe that. Like when you were
telling me about the date that he played flip cuff
in a parking lot. That's not a day.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
I gotta say.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
It's better than a date.

Speaker 19 (44:33):
No, it's not.

Speaker 17 (44:36):
No, it's not.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
It can't be that uncommon in the parking lot of Applebee's, Brenda.

Speaker 13 (44:42):
It was just an activity that I thought, maybe we
can have fun before you know, we're going into the
dinner now with you and I. I would try something different.
I will come up with a different activity if you
give me that.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Ten Corey is all about like good vibes, good times
with good people, and you say all of those criteria
for him, that's why.

Speaker 19 (45:02):
He remembers the people.

Speaker 13 (45:04):
Well, you know, I think I remember, Brenda.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I bet Brenda, if you gave him a shot and
sweet talked him back, he'd.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Be willing to play a different drinking game with you.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Maybe's cut.

Speaker 19 (45:15):
I think I'm I'm one that's kind, But you know,
I feel like this guy just like doesn't think.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Guys that think like do you really want that, Like, yeah,
that's going to give you a headache.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
You want to be in charge.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
I mean, Jeffrey actually has a point there.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, a lot more work.

Speaker 19 (45:40):
I definitely want a guy that thinks.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Okay, well, Brenda, you're definitely the minority of women with
that one. But I'd still like to offer to send
you on a date with Corey and we would pay for.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
It Applebee's gift card.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Anybody to discount that four brownie'd let him need all
of them.

Speaker 19 (46:00):
Yeah, I'm okay though, but thank you for the author.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Okay, Brenda, do you guys take orders over the phone
right now, because I'd like to put one in for lunch.

Speaker 19 (46:11):
I don't take the orders, but someone else. I'm sure
it can help you with that if you just call back.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Okay, Okay, Corey, you're right, she is a dud.

Speaker 19 (46:20):
Yeah, the problem is me.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
The one who doesn't eat it.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
We didn't even talk about the whole dessert tobacle with
the hair.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
In the brownie.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah, we don't get to discuss it and him eating it.

Speaker 17 (46:34):
I was there.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
I thought, how wait, you certain to desert that you
knew how to haird it.

Speaker 19 (46:40):
I didn't know that there was a hair in it
until his date sent something and we went to replace
it and he had already eate it.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Yeah, it's a man who doesn't complain.

Speaker 13 (46:53):
I don't complain, Grenda, you should complain about it was
a very good brownie.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Okay, So you're not going to get a date out
of this, clearly.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
But I don't see why Applebe's wouldn't use you to
endorse their dessert menu.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
But if only we could come up with like a
catchy slogan for them.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
Here Today, Gone tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Looking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Why do I feel like Corey is definitely going to
be back on this show again. Somewhere down the road, I.

Speaker 10 (47:29):
Want to call Applebee's Tanya. Does no one else?

Speaker 7 (47:31):
I know, we didn't get to the actual person.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
I mean there was two other Applebe's off I mean, it's.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
A good reminder when you're putting the numbers of ladies
into your phone, make sure you don't have more than
one Applebee's girl.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
Just describe them as Applebee's waitress, Applebee's hostess, Applebee's day,
Applebee's chef.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I should us do like Lambs Peach, you know, yeah,
physical descriptions. I should have asked them how many Denny's
girls you gotten there? Probably up in the twenties.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
For that I used to work.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
He's got some talent in there. Make sure to clean
up your phone every once in a while, though. It's
a good reminder do some housecaping, make yourself and make
your dating life a little bit easier.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
It's a good point.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
I have three people saved under ice on this.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
So yeah, if you ever need help with your dating life,
we can try and make it easier for you by
calling that person who isn't calling you back. You can
go check out all of our second dates wherever you
get your podcast at.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Brook and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
We don't do a lot of fashion trends on this show,
but you might want to head over to Brook and
Jeffrey and look at our stories because this hot news
style is literally blowing up. It happened at Paris Fashion
Week recently. There's a Japanese based designer who had models
walking down the runway in inflatable garb.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Tell me they were all t Rexes on the runway.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Brook Brook, you rent clothes from questionable companies.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
What are you say seeing here?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
This looks like my dream.

Speaker 10 (49:03):
Those are the biggest puffy sleeves I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I love a good statement sleeve. And then this looks like.

Speaker 10 (49:08):
A puffer jacket, but on steroids.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
Yeah, you know, like if it has air blown actively,
you're making it.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Sound really normal. They're literally inflatable outfits.

Speaker 13 (49:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (49:19):
I mean to give it to Brooke and she's like,
oh my god, these are so talk about.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Finally a pair of pants or a shirt. You can
just let it all hang out.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
In nobody's hussy though lumps and bumps.

Speaker 12 (49:29):
It's just one big jacket.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Is five times the size of the person wearing it.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
By the way, so the hot new fashion trend is
air conditioned clothing, air condition with built in battery powered
fans like those inflatable Halloween costumes to keep you cool
wherever you go.

Speaker 10 (49:46):
And think about all of the personal space you'd have
in a crowded bus or something.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Because people literally can't get close to you.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Yeah, nobody else has any space around you.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
You're doing a personal bubble.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah. And if you ever have a problem with your jacket,
just call an HVAC repair company and a dude with
his plumbers crack will stop buying work on you, get
your compressor coil working again, get you up and running.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
I'll say, doorways are gonna be tricky.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, you're also not gonna be able to ride, and
you rides a Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Another big issue with the air condition cloths is the noise.
You can't hear anything within five feet of the person
wearing it. So, yes, you'll look cool, you'll stay cool,
but nobody wants to hang out near you because it's
so loud.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Imagine this on an airplane. On airplanes for you, yeah,
for everyone else.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
You No, he's canceling headphones anywhere.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
If this sounds interesting to you, just keep in mind
every item, jacket, shirts, pants, all of it costs over
one thousand dollars per piece and they're completely sold out
through twenty twenty six.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
Oh my god, I got a garbage bag and a
desk fan that it could do just the same for you.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Chuge your half, all right, Brooke, we'll do your knockoff
version of it. We got laser stories coming up. It's
the radio segment that's finally making kids tea sets more realistic.
With My Little Happy Hour, it's got shortened barstools that
come with it in four tiny child proof shotglasses, a.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Little mixer so that they can you know, mix.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
That one sold separately.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
So if dad doesn't want to sit down for tea time,
let him play bartender and teach your tyke how to
get lit. With laser stories the segment where we read
weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does.
We've got a laser. There's other tequila tots, just don't.
This first laser story is out of Whales. And we
talked about this guy before, thirty nine year old James Howell.

(51:43):
He's well known in the world of crypto because he's
the IT engineer who almost got rich off of bitcoin.
And I say almost because back in twenty thirteen he
had a hard drive with eight thousand of them on
it and accidentally threw it away.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Oh tens of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
But that so many people have thrown them away without
even remembering.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
And if you're wondering, eight thousand bitcoin today would be
worth over half a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (52:18):
My god, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
And this picture that you passed of him, he doesn't
look rich.

Speaker 12 (52:23):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
He owns that field.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
I don't have to money. Shame his photo, Brome.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I feel bad for him.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
He minded them back in two thousand and nine when
they were worthless, and then forgot about it and tossed
the drive while cleaning out his desk. So it's been
buried under a mountain of trash for over a decade.
And that's why he's in the news because the city
won't let him search for it, so he's suing them.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
What Yeah, how are you going to find a hard
drive the dump?

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Like that would be impossible?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
He claims he's assembled a team that can excavate the
site and find the hard drive because he knows roughly
where it should be at the dump site and thinks
it will cost around thirteen million dollars to do it.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Oh my god, we're talking excavation.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Even offered to give the city ten percent of the
bitcoin once he finds it, or around fifty million law
but they won't budge. They say digging up that much
trash would cause an environmental disaster that could take up
to three years. Then another one to bury it all again. Yeah,
nobody get tempting.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
No James predicament Like, who side are we?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Ah? We have so many environmental disasters though, going on,
what's one more? Yeah, toss it on the pile.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
God, it's not the attitude.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
James will have his day in court though later this year,
but even if he loses, he's gonna take it all
the way to the Supreme Court if he has to.

Speaker 10 (53:49):
Dude, God, he's gonna be so mad when he gets
at hard drive and it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Our bitcoin loses, like all of it.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
This next Lazer story is out of the UK.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
A woman named Karen Connigan was recently laid off by
her employer IAG, the parent company in British Airways, and
she filed a claim against them, arguing that they breached
an equality law by not giving her a farewell card.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
But she wanted someone to say goodbout her, and they
did it.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Well, there's more to the story though.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Management looked into it and discovered the company had a
card for Karen, but only two people were willing to
sign it because so they opted not to give it
to her, figuring that giving her that card was worse
than not giving her one at all.

Speaker 10 (54:43):
Someone gets laid off and you're like, I hate that person.
I am not signing that card, I would still put
my name on it.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Now you're probably wondering our farewell cards that big of
a deal across the pond.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
The answer is no.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh, okay, maybe it's a thing we don't do.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
It sounds like Karen was really something. She had several
issues with other co workers, including igniting an argument with
one because they corrected her spelling of whiz with two
z's in another card for a column.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
She literally she was a fun person to hang out
with at the office.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I'm kind of with Karen on that.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I bet you're.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Spelling.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Is there for a reason. When she left, Karen had
forty official complaints and her boss said there was nothing
to them, saying she'd harbored a conspiracy theory mentality and
mistook normal workplace interactions for harassment.

Speaker 10 (55:36):
Okay, Karen, you asked for all of this to come
out because you just couldn't move on without the card.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
In any event, a judge tossed her case and it
was determined she was appropriately laid off.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Wow, that's probably a hard film.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Did you guys sign my good morning card?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Nope, check the trash for that one.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Guse me this next Lazer stories out of the world
of the wealthies. I guess the presidential suite just isn't
enough anymore, because in the news this morning, rich people
are building actual mansions on top of skyscrapers. Now, oh,
what do you mean.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I'm showing a picture to my co host right now.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Oh, oh my god. This is an actual house, like
a giant bill light.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
You could see the photo on our instance stories at
Broken Jeffrey. But the photo that's going viral is a
sprawling mansion sitting directly on top of a thirty three
story tall building in India.

Speaker 11 (56:27):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
And it has a pool, it has a yard with grass.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
I mean, it's like an actual home.

Speaker 10 (56:33):
I'm a little concerned there's no fence because that is
a little frightening.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yeah, don't play fetch with your dog too aggressively.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
It's supposed to look like the White House, but it's
not quite as large.

Speaker 14 (56:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
The rich guy who built it started construction more than
a decade ago, and it reportedly cost over twenty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Do need franes to build your house?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Only twenty million? It's like a two bedroom in San Francisco.
Maybe it really is. One reporter called it an extreme
example of a trend that's been picking up steam. The
world's wealthiest people are bored with their normal penthouses and
they want something a little more impressive.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
If you're in the tallest building in the city, you're
going I'm gonna build a building on top of a building.

Speaker 12 (57:13):
I'm gonna build a building than a house, and then
a building on top of a house.

Speaker 7 (57:16):
It's nothing even view anymore. You're above everything.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
That's the point I think the poor people. Unfortunately, the
guy who owns the home in this particular picture might
never get to live in his sky mansion because he
fled India in twenty sixteen after he got accused of
fraud and money lag drink Wow, and if he ever
goes back, they will throw him in jail.

Speaker 12 (57:39):
Okay's living in the nobody brought.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
That means it could be on the market to buy.
The opulence is out of control right now, but this
guy supports it because he wants his terrarium placed on
top of a foot locker.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
That's the view he's looking for.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
That a little less than twenty million.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Little guy that's sounding these lads of stories has come
to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time, on Friday.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
We've got another new player to the game today.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Her name is Adrian, and she described herself as a
passenger in a car.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Right now, he passenger, princess, let's go.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Is that what you are? Always?

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
It's an interesting way to describe yourself. Are you a
passenger in this car? Against your will?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Adrian?

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Is this a car? Just a call for help?

Speaker 17 (58:36):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Blink twice if you need us to call the police.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Yeah, okay, I think I think she's good.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I think yeah, that was a safe amount of blinks.
All right, good? Now, what else do we know about Adrian?

Speaker 15 (58:51):
Here?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
She's in a twenty year marriage.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Oh, I thought you were going to talk about the
car she was driving in.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
What husband a.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Very friendly kidnapper that knows a lot about her.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
So he's a friendly kidnap.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
That's really cool.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Well, we're going to Starbucks before we get to the Dungeons.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Like birthday yesterday?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
All right? Well, if you had called in yesterday, we
would have given you a free birthday point, but since
you're a.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Day late, we're starting at zero.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Here, Brooks leaving the studio, you got thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke
outright to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (59:40):
A ready?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
All right?

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Good luck?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Your time starts now. Today is Dictionary Day?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
On average? How many words are added to the Dictionary
every year? More or less than one thousand? What athlete
became the first person to have one billion followers on
social media?

Speaker 15 (01:00:00):
Michael Jordan?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
What is the smallest amount of measurement in a computer?
Opal is the birthstone for what fall month?

Speaker 15 (01:00:11):
October?

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
The term grease monkey is slag for.

Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
What profession mechanic?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
All right, Adrian on the first go, well done, Brook's
coming back into the studio here. And it also says
on my screener that you have a seven year old
son who has already picked out his Halloween costume for
the year.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
What's he gonna be?

Speaker 17 (01:00:33):
Stars Are?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
My dog Bagel is going to be dressed as Charis
Are this year? Well, they canna have a little pokey
battle against each other. My dog really does bite, though, Sonna.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
It's gonna be actual bloodshed.

Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
And your leg that's quite the dog you have pretty vicious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Wait, wait, does your son bite.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Okay, that's good. He's got a little ferocious missing. Now
we're on Brook.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Are you ready? Yes, your time starts now. Today is
Dictionary Day?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
On average?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
How many words are added to the Dictionary every year
more or less than one thousand? What athlete became the
first person to have one billion followers on social media?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Uh Lando?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
What is the smallest amount of measurement in a computer?

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Uh bite?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Opal is the birthstone for what fall month October. The
term grease monkey is slang for what profession mechanic E
equals MC squared is Albert Einstein's theory of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
What relativity character.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Could?

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
You would have a billion followers?

Speaker 13 (01:01:49):
Though.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose, I have.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
A I have a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Number one song.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
You got three, did a lot of Cassid. Adrian, you
may have just got it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Good game, great score, and Brook you got.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Full Adrian, I'm sorry it was a great try on
your first go, but Brooke just edged out there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Let's go over the answers. It's Dictionary Day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
On average, the Dictionary adds more than a thousand words
a year, around five thousand, four hundred new words each
and every year.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
I feel like it's fifty.

Speaker 10 (01:02:30):
Why is it getting way bigger taking some out the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Print is getting smaller. Oh, that's it, so they're keeping
it the same.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
The athlete that became the first person have one billion
followers on social media. The name you were thinking of
was Cristiano Ronaldo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
He did not give her credit for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
And that's It's a billion across all social media platforms.
From this Instagram is Facebook. Everything add up to over
a billion.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
People, which the l In the end.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
The small amount of measurement in an is a bite
opal is the birthstone for the month of October. A
grease monkey is slaying for a mechanic, usually an auto mechanic,
and equals MC squared is Albert Einstein's theory of relativity.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Pull it through at the end there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Adrian, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke,
but just for playing, we are going to give you
a fifty dollars gift card to the Melting Pot Melting
Pots joining in the Octoberfest Fund with a cheesier meteor
October Fondue Fest menu. Every day from September twenty third
through October thirty first guests can experience fondue like never before.
You can book a table today at melting pot dot com.

Speaker 15 (01:03:36):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, happy late birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:03:39):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:03:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
That's kind of sad at the end here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
She was pretty confident coming in for a victory today.

Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
I need another person cry on their birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Okay, that's fine, Adrian, you can come back and play anytime.
We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks in time tomorrow

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.