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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta say the listeners you that are here for

(00:02):
the full show mean the most to us. I mean,
we're not supposed to have favorites, okay, but welcome to
the podcast. Is Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
you can endure fifty to sixty straight minutes of us.
You got my yeah, you got true and the people
who comment, yes, yeah, you listen and it's still like
us enough to comment. I come on, we got some

(00:23):
comments coming up. But first, just no, it's a brand
new show, new laser stories, new Loser line eight, lots
of fun about to start. But first those comments lot
yes one said, Hey, guys, I'm Amanda from Brazil and
I heard the show for the first time about two
weeks ago, and I'm obsessed with you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Brazil.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I probably am too, like out of all the countries
and the most beautiful way, Like, what is happening? Man,
I think we're going to con visit you? Yes, okay,
all right, let's get this show started.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
If you're like Brook, you're constantly asked king yourself, how
can I incorporate more processed meats.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Into my life?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's Brook and Jeffery in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I am a fan of baloney. Yes, my mom used
to fry it for us.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well, you're in luck because the hot new trend in
the backyard barbecue world happening right now is hot dog towers.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Towers a popular.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
News site just to destroy and how restaurants are doing
them instead of seafood towers.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, it's like a Jenga game, but with hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
The thing is people want to eat fancy, but seafood
is way too expensive. Tiers are crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I don't get them.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Because of that, especially with times being tough. So instead
they're subbing out the shrimp and crab and lobster for
wieners and cheese fries. I'm showing a picture to my
coast right now. We'll have it up on the brook
and Jeffery in the stories if you want to get
the dips.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh, this is way fancier than I expected the act.
I thought it was just a pile of wieners. It's
like hot dogs in buns.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Basically, you use one of those multi level serving platters
and you just put different types of hot dogs on each.
You can do all three levels different dogs, or you
can do it like the picture and have one level
for the dogs. One level for fries, in the top
for condiments.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Anything that has that many dipping sauces is where my
heart lies. Yeah, I love a dipping sauce.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I mean, Alexis, how impressed are you gonna be when
you go to one of your friends ten different weddings
this summer and you see hot dog towers everything?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Don't for sure me the best meal I've ever had
it at?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, remember they get a little mini corn dogs two
or something.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Get the chicken steak. Everyone does that.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, we get it, you're rich.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
No wrong answers with this, But if you really want
some premium meat with tender buns, you gotta talk to
digital Jake Dollar.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Question of the day.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Then that's what we do here here, let's demonstrate. Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
You all may have heard the name Secretariat.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
He's widely regarded as one of the greatest race horses
in all of American history.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
He's a Disney movie named after him, too.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
About your believe that was Sea Biscuit?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh my?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Back in April of nineteen seventy three, Secretariat won race
after race after race on his way to a legendary
triple Crown run. He even beat out the favorite galloping
G string.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
No way, that was its name.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, right behind whale tail. So in honor of this
legend of the race track, I'm talking about galloping G string.
I'm gonna quiz you, just like we did a week ago.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Was he wearing a G string?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Jake?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'll never tell?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Okay, sorry?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
On famous horse names in a special part two of
ne Orna tlenty of twenty. All right, remember you say
number one through twenty. I'll give you a unique name
of a famous race horse. So these are real and
deserve a knae and some are made up.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
And just a nae. Wow.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
This is Alexis's chance to redeem her names.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Of course, we'll start with the woman who I will
not read a question to until she gives me a
legit starting Alexis.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, nay, better, it was better.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
A little more.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
It needs to be longer, I guess for timing reasons,
we'll continue.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
We're going to do a third and fourth of these.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I'm Alexis, have about a number four, Alexis, Your racehorse
name is girth Brooks. He won the twenty eighteen Country
Mild Derby, briefly famous for entering the Winter Circle wearing
a tiny cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Is that ane or nay?

Speaker 8 (04:45):
They have to make one off of like most famous people,
a little one a country singer.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I wonder if he was like a really big fat boy,
like a unit and they got yeah, read the littleboy.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Garth Brooks was what the bullies called him in junior
high when he.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Gave I don't never mind you were thinking. I was
a totally different reason. I thought all the other horses would.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Be it's nay, there you go. Oh, Alexis said, that's
a real horse. There are other things named girth Brooks.
Do not look them up on your work, Dad.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I was about to buy a horse.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Brook.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
It's your turn. Fours off the board, all right, give
me three. That's good, Brook. Please take this seriously.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Brook.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Your racehorse name is Fatty Lumpkin. He's named after a
pony from Lord of the Rings Fatty Lumpkin Race in Australia.
He once finished dead last, but the entire crowd was
chanting fatty.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Fatty A fat horses sound so cute?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Is that a nae or a nae?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh man, that's a deep reference. I don't know if so,
here's my thing? Does Jake know enough Lord of the Rings.
To make that up off of a deep reference.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I have the Internet. You guys think I don't have internet.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
You don't do anything at your desk, right.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
You just the image of an entire crowd of people
chanting fati fati Like that sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Actually, I think it's actually false. I think it's nay,
just because I think it would have been a New
Zealand horse, not an Australian horse.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
That's not a real horse, fat, real horse, fatty exactly.
Jose three and four off the board. All right, let's
go six for six.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Jose.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Your race horse name is Kevin. Just Kevin, no, nothing
more than Kevin. He won the two thousand and nine
Midwestern Derby purely because every other horse false started in
their stalls.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Also, he got like the default dub.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Dude, my best friend's cat was named Kevin, like a
best name.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Me like this, Jeff, we all agree that like normal
human names for animals is so it's so fine.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, don't they have to keep naming these horses really
creative things? Because you can't name a horse the same
thing any year. It always has to be new by
two thousand and nine, wouldn't Kevin have been taken like
in the nineteen forties.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I think it's too simple.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, I still think this is true. I'm gonna go never.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Close said that is Kevin the horse not real. Jeffrey,
we're down to you. You get this wrong. I get
to choose who gets shocked. Three, four and six are gone,
number one, number one, Jeffrey. Your racehorse name is mostly Mozzarella. Ironically,
he won big of the twenty nineteen Wisconsin Dairy Cup

(07:46):
before retiring early due to diverticulitis. Is that an orne?
I thought for sure you're saying diabetes. It's an intestinal disorder. Okay,
that's why it's ironic.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
And that is stomach mostly mozzarella, mostly Mozzarella.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I hope they feed him mozzarella.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
His brother is just a little pesto.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, could be from an Italian family.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, they always own horses, cars, countrysides.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I see this as being one hundred percent. Yeah, Jeffrey says,
that's a real horse.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
That's a made up horse, as is horse diverticulitis. That
means I went today's edition of twenty of twenty.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Jake, someone needs to hire you to name some horses, and.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
You get to choose who gets shocked today? Jake while
singing riding by Cha Millionaire? Who's it going to be for.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Not taking this game very very seriously. I'm going to
choose Brooks and.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Punishment having too much fun.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
They see me rolling, hey, they hate it, roll it
and try to catch me rode and dirty.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
That was your shock collar question of the day. I
got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
If you took an Uber anywhere in the past year,
you might be on this list. It's brooken Jeffrey in
the morning because Uber just came out with their annual
Lost and Found index all the weirdest items that people
left behind in their ride shares over the past years.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Please don't tell me that a baby is on it
this year again?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Is that yours broken?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Not a want that you can find it?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Some of the highlights. Number seven a working chainsaw good
not good.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Not a running chainsaw, so that's good.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
The safety was all right. It is Number six a
sewing machine.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, those are really nice.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Nice sam Stress got to get around sometimes too, you
know some girl beauty school.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
And was like, oh my god, or just on our
way to prom got to finished this. Number five, somebody
left not one, two mattresses.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Or how small of the mattresses, like tie.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Him on the roof.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Maybe that's why they forgot him, Like they didn't see
him inside the car. They're up on the room.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
The driver not remember, like, just let the person go.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's got lost in conversation, I guess Number four a urinal,
that's smart way je urinal.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
You know what though, if you got to go in
the back of an oober your set.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah. Number three, I'm not even sure how this one's possible.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Fifteen hookahs, so what it would just be weird?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, weird starting a party? Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Number two somebody left their divorce papers in that one
feels something.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Heart with the uber and you change your mind.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
And the number one weirdest item somebody left behind in
their uber over the past year an aquarium with ten
live lobsters in it. So if you've been wondering where
did I put my lobster tank after my night drinking?
Oh my god, now you know, call your uber guy.
He's holding onto it.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I doubt it. I bet the uber guy was eating lobster. Yeah,
some sushi app Yeah, he leaves some butter behind.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Laser Stories coming up right after this. It's the radio
segment that's getting into the beauty business with a strategic partner.
Ladies and gentlemen, be prepared for the launch next month
of Kraft singles, face masks, by your twelve pack of

(11:47):
hydrating skincare sheets made of cheese for that dewey dairy
glow that you've always.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Dreamed clogged Harry.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got a laser. Yeah, and those breezy, cheesy, beautiful
cover girls just don't. This first laser story is out
of Maize, Kansas. Nine year old Braiden Connor was running
late for school and missed the bus.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
But that's the worst.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Instead of getting his parents to drive him, he took
matters into his own hands. Braiden grabbed the keys to
the family's white Chevy Silverado and drove himself the three
miles to school. Impressive, I know that is impressive.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
He reached them. Yeah, petals, there it is.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
He pulled into the barking lot of his elementary school
like a boss, jumped out the car and it's not.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Even a little car.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
No, yeah, it's a drug.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's a big one. He jumped out, locked the doors,
and then continued on with his.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Business motivated kid.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Though.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
You want your kids to be self sufficient, but there's
a line.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, And no one might have noticed since
he didn't hurt anyone or anything on his commute in,
but one adult had spotted the nine year old barely
peeking over the dashboard behind the wheel and they called
the cops on it. So at that point Brayden explained
his mom was out of town and his dad had

(13:17):
to go to work, and he did not want to
miss state testing day. He had no other option but
to drive himself to school.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
These parents may want to get the bike.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, But after hearing that, police gave him a pat
on the head, return the car keys, and let him
drive home as long as you promise not to crash
into anybody. Yeah, I'm kidding. Braiden's parents are called and
picked him up, although one officer did admit that he
parked better than most of the other teachers in the
locks and no citation was issued. Good work, Braiden. This

(13:57):
next Lazer story is out of Nottingham mayor orlans Donald
Steet's got a call from his mom the other day
to come over to her place and help her move
some furniture. So he trudged over there like a good
son should and began moving things around, and at one
point she had him move the couch to one side
of the room, but she didn't like how it looked there,

(14:17):
so then it was moved to another wall.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Cad mon soan.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
That's when he saw something tucked inside of the cushions.
It was a small stack of scratched lottery tickets intended
his stocking stuffers that had been forgotten since Christmas.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
So Donald asked his mom if she didn't mind if
he scratched him. She said yeah, okay, So he brought
him home and him and his wife went to town. First,
they got a six dollar.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Winner ooh, that's exciting, nice man.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Fifteen bucks until they got to the last ticket in
the stack that turned out to be a fifty thousand
dollars prize.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Donald said he does plan to split the winnings with
his mom, like probably should. Nice as for his share,
it'll go towards saving for a car and paying off
his debts, which does include more money than he owes
to his mother. In the end, she's actually gonna end
up with most of.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It in order he is suckered into moving furniture for Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
This next Lazer story is out of Kasha Blancay. How
would you feel if your parents only left you less
than one percent of their wealth? Nobody get it?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I mean, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I don't know. I don't I don't plan on getting it.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I didn't even know that was an option.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I plan on being rich.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'm embarrassed to work with your Oh he cares. Who
needs money to survive?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I don't know anyone who's ever gotten in here going
to be paying stuff off probably after there. Yeah, there
is a discussion about credit cards where the dead gets passed.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
You guys are just making me depressed. It's not great.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
It's going to be only gets five million.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Most people would be upset that their parents didn't leave
them anything in the will.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Why you told me I'm gonna get her monopoly set.
I know, I'm getting that. It's a nice one.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
So look, less than one percent of their wealth is
not great. But what if their wealth was over one
hundred billion dollars, Billy. I bring it up because Bill
Gates recently disclosed that his three children will inherit less
than one percent of his money.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oh yea, but they still get all of Deabdy's stocks.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
They're really nice people.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yes, we had two of the kids come, really cool kids.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Forbes estimates his worth at over one hundred billions, So
one percent of that is still at least one billion?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Is that the right mask of one hundred billion? Is
it's still a billion?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Excuse me, it's only one billion. Mad.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
He's making headlines for acting like he's barely giving his
kids anything and it's still a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, he could give them more bruge.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
He can't take in that many zeros.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
You should have been this upset at the start of
the break.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's I got to where you're watch it out.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
His kids what a good man who? Yes, they did
sit in on our show when they were younger. Are
now ages twenty two, twenty five, and twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Marry one of them.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Well, hopefully they buy our radio station. Oh that It
would be a great investment if you think about it,
even though our air conditioning constantly doesn't work in the summers,
but definitely biased.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, it works really good in the winter.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yes, it's awesome. Bill said, quote in this case, my
kids got a great upbringing and education, but less than
one percent of the total wealth because I decided it
wouldn't be a favor to them. It's not a dynasty.
I'm not a billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
No, I know.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But he's so want to touch. He thinks it's not
a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's saying, I'm not asking them to run Microsoft suck.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Listening to his daughter's podcast is all about the struggles
of becoming an entrepreneur.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
I'm a girl, you don't.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Need to work hold on because Bill went on to
say he wants to give them a chance to have
their own earnings and success, and by only having a
billion dollars, that will hopefully give them the motivation to
scratch and claw their way to the top of any
industry that they choose.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I remember when they were in here when they were teenagers,
and I was like, I didn't know what to talk
to him about. I'm like, oh, what are your guys'
plans for the summer, And the girl was like, well,
I'm gonna go work at the school that we're trying
to start in Africa. And then the boy was talking
about the yacht trip off of the coast of Italy.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
And it's that kind of tough love parenting that I
hope Brooke will show to her children. Yeah, how.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
They only get one there we go, It's going to
be a shocking number for them.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
This next Lazer story is out of Fetch Forum. Pets
are expensive, but a new study found they're more than
worth it.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Apparently researchers in England look at how much happened year
we are when we have a pet, and they even
managed to put an actual dollar figure on that. In fact,
having a dog or a cat makes you as happy
as you would be earning an extra ninety thousand dollars
a year.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh take that, Bill Gates's kiss.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
They cost you money.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
But it feels like you're earning an extra ninety grand
just having them around.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Pet so badly say so.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
The next time you're spending your hard earned cash on
high end dog food, just remember you'd be minus ninety
grand more miserable without them. I really wish this study
had taken into account other animals than just dogs and cats,
Like this guy having him around the show. It's equivalent
to an extra three hundred thousand dollars. Wow, monopoly money.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
We have some of that.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
So fun and that sound means Laser Stories has come
to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
same time on Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Clubs, or as they're called now, the clurb. In there
it can be a lot like a gym, and not
just because you can find Brook twerking and sweating aggressively
in both places.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Honestly, it's such a good workout.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Maybe do it right because both can be good spots
for you to find love.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Is the worst You're still going to the club, not
the clerb.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, talking about the locker room in there. You don't
know what happens, but that's exactly what happened for one
older lady who decided to head back out to the
Clerbs for the first time in over a decade. I
did you know? I don't say that. She admits that
she was rusty going back, and that's why she's so

(20:52):
embarrassed about what happened that night. When the song get
Low came on the speakers, you're gonna hear it when
we play her message in a brand new loser line
right after.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
This, you mint, is this the right number?

Speaker 7 (21:08):
It's a line good by, Just call.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
while you're out at the club and uses this charming
pickup line on you. Hey girl, you're not fooling me.
Your pants say yoga, but your booty says McDonald's. That
is so noise. Wow, what you do have to you

(21:34):
hear that line? Do not tell him to go choke
on a Luna bar. Instead, tell him that he's hilarious
and ripped. So maybe you two should go grab a
mic protein shake together. And that's when you give him
the digits to the loser line.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Why am I still angry about that guy? That doesn't
even exist and he made me mad?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's the point. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail
that we could play on the air like this one.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Hey Audrey, thank you for saying you would help me
brainstorm cool radio names. I Shift is starting at the
college station next week, so I need to come up
with something. First thought, I could be Dwight at night,

(22:23):
but then that maybe that doesn't work because maybe they
would have me in mornings. So then maybe I was
thinking I would be the Rooster, like Rooster in the morning.
I don't know, we don't have a schedule yet, so
if I ended up doing all free shifts, then maybe
it shouldn't be time specific. So what if I was
just like, you know, like a cool guy like Pj's Booby.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
So that's what I have. I would love to hear
what you have.

Speaker 10 (22:51):
You seem you seem hipper than.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
I am, no doubt, no doubt. So Rooster out, I
like that.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
He was trying one out at the end.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, a spin shift does.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Not know that nobody in radio is cool.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
But everybody in radio tries to be cool. If you
don't know that, there are actually radio nicknames that people
use all over the country that are ridiculous, starting with
like Jeffrey Eu why. But there's also like t bone
and like lug nut and like hot wing. It's it's
all like car parts and foods.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
You know, radio is actually still cool on a college campus.
It just post college that it becomes lame.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Like Imran, it's your side of Ranch brooking Jeffrey in
the morning.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
Veronica Hi, So this is super awkward.

Speaker 11 (23:52):
I know you and Jeremy just broke up and everything,
and obviously, like my heart goes out to you.

Speaker 10 (23:59):
But is he more into like dresses or more casual
where on a girl like I don't know what colors
get him going and like hair up or down.

Speaker 11 (24:15):
I just want him to notice me, and you would
know better than probably anyone. And your friend Kylea gave
me your number.

Speaker 10 (24:23):
And she said you'd be cool with helping me. So
you're really awesome for doing this.

Speaker 11 (24:28):
He's such a pork sandwich, Like he's totally missing out
with you.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Next message, I thought.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Pork sandwich was another radio host name.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, is pork sandwich a new name for a hot
guy I've never heard none of my life?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah. I think she said it like it was a
bad thing, Like he's such a pork sandwich, Like you
deserve better than him.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Tried to hit on him, she likes, but then at.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
The end she was like, he doesn't deserve him.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Just see move to call the X and ask for
advice on how to pick up the old boyfriend.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
Clutch friend Kayla for giving the Loser Lines number MVP.

Speaker 13 (25:10):
Hi, Jasmine, it's a I did that that church seminar
on abstinence the other week, I was one of the
speakers on abstinence. So anyway, yeah, it was cool meeting
you there, and I was just wondering if you want
to maybe grab dinner sometime with me, you know, and

(25:30):
just hang And yeah, I know it's probably weird that
the abstinence guy is asking you out, but let's just say,
there's ways to get around all that, if you know
what I mean. And I mean, look, we don't have
to do what I'm thinking about doing. In fact, I

(25:52):
mean we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right, So anyway,
I'm just just an abstinence you know, every minute every day.
But yeah, anyway, I know a few workarounds, let's put
it that way.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
So give me a call next.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Finally, a nice guy with pure intentions calling into the
loser Jeff.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, I've never been so turned off by one voicemail.
And it kept going worse.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, I know, I never thought of this, Like I
could just tell people I'm absent and then I don't
look as much of a loser.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Right, it's a choice.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, every day I tell myself.

Speaker 13 (26:32):
Not once.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, stay strong, But I know you can do it.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Yeah, my choice next meso.

Speaker 14 (26:41):
Hey Damien, it's me. You know I haven't been out
to the club in like ten years, and you know
I was just shaking it all, shaking off the rush.
But I'm telling you, when I hit it all get low.
When I hit that beat, I'm just gidding. Oh I'm

(27:02):
getting all the way down. But oh my god, I
can't believe I got stuck like that when I dropped
it down too low. I've been taking tyl and A.
I was sulked in some EPs and salts and I'll
be right back in the club if you want to
see me. Boy, So I want you to look for me.

(27:23):
You know where to find me, touching them cheeks to
the floor as to use you.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You don't want to find me on the grounds.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
This is why you never stop trying. You gotta do
it and so and even if it's just you doing laundry,
you know, and you have to put on some music,
drop it down low, just to see if you still
got it.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Everyone.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
I want to give this to you.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Someone on my stream ass recently and they said, who
do you think is the best dancer on the show.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I said, hands down, Brook best answer I don't know.
Most enthusiastic dance John's jams have no limit here. Remember
you can listen Loser Line regularly at this time every week,
and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikToker.
You can hear all your favorite loser lines right there.
We got a phone tap coming up right.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
After this Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, one of.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Our listeners emailed saying his wife accused him of looking
at inappropriate content on his laptop the other night. We
cannot confirm or deny if that's true. After talking with him,
we agreed it's the perfect time to call his wife
and say, hey, your husband dropped off his computer and

(28:34):
we've been trying to scrub it and keep running into problems. Oh,
that won't make her more suspicious, will it. No, it's
your phone tap right now.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
It's hello.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Is this Kathy Morty?

Speaker 6 (28:53):
It is? What's the purpose of this call?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
So formal? I work at the computer lab. My name's
Roddy Gooch.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Roddy Rowdy.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, my dad was a professional wrestler. I know it's
a strange name. You just call me Gooch. Everyone does, okay, Gooch?

Speaker 6 (29:11):
How can I help you.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Is your husband named Tim?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Yes, ma'am, his name's Tim.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Great. He dropped off his laptop here the other day
and I've been trying to call him to give him
an update, but he's not answering. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
Could you repeat the name of the company you're calling
from again?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Computer Lab?

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Computer Lab?

Speaker 15 (29:30):
And you're saying, my husband dropped off a laptop with you.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, you were the secondary contact on the form. Did
he not tell you?

Speaker 6 (29:39):
No, he didn't, so I'm a little surprised by that.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh okay, Well, apparently he had something going on with it.
Nothing weird. Though, nothing weird. It's just running a little slow,
and he wanted me to see if I could speed
it up for him.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
Warning. A thread has been detected.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Oh what was what was that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Sorry? I have his computer next to me. My elbow
must have hit one of the buttons here, so.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
I don't understand.

Speaker 15 (30:02):
You need me to come to pick up the laptop.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Hold on just one second. Let me just see if
I can shut it down, and we can.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
Warning. This is a filthy website.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Sorry, I'm just stuck in his search history trying to
close it.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
I said that he's on a filthy website. I heard that.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Did it say that? I don't know if I heard it.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
Warning. The website you are trying to reach is disgusting.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
You might think it's going on.

Speaker 10 (30:28):
I think my husband has been watching adult content and he.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Brought it or something.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Whoa, and you're trying to cover for him.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's a big accusation. I mean this, this has nothing
to do with him. I just keep pressing the buttons
trying to get this thing off.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
That's the warning. Please do not make me open this website.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
Way whatever.

Speaker 15 (30:50):
I don't like what's going on here.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'm a computer expert. By the way, do you know
where the mute button is on his laptop?

Speaker 7 (30:57):
I can't wait?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Joke.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Okay, you're talking about my silandering husband.

Speaker 14 (31:02):
They're like, it's no big deal.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, he's got a Mac. I usually don't work on those,
more of a chromebook type of goal.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Warning. How many times have I told you don't clips
on this trash?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Enough, all right, I'm coming down there to get it.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
No need for that. No, don't you tell me.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
What they're your need not a need for Okay, this
is my man we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
This is there's so many buttons on this thing.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
Were you supposed to be, like an expert at computers?

Speaker 6 (31:29):
How are you so bad at this?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I asked myself that every day. Oh my god, lim
I really don't think it's necessary you come down here.
I'm sure your husband wouldn't want that either.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
I don't give us what he wants right now because
he doesn't want me to see that filthy's been searching
for on the web.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
You know.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
I think I caught him go the other night.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I caught him. Well, that's a Storian. I don't even
think I should talk anymore, even press any more buttons.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
Oh god, warning, you are a freak. You need to
see a therapy right now.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Give me the address. I've had it with this and
coming down to wherever you are.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, Well, if you're picking this thing up, maybe you
could just take it over to the Brook and Jeffrey studio.
They have a great engineer over there. I'm sure he
can look at it, push the right things on this.
No what the Brook and Jeffrey in the morning show,
the radio show that's doing a prank phone call on
you right now?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
I don't understand what you're saying. Can you just give
me the address.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
There's no address. This is all a joke. It's actually
a Brook from the radio show. I was just telling
you about Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Husband, Tim
set you up.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
He's setting me up with who he said.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You accused him of looking at inappropriate content the other
night on the on his laptop.

Speaker 14 (32:45):
God, are you kidding me? Right now?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
All right, we got there.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm kidding you.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah, No, you have no idea.

Speaker 10 (32:55):
I was like playing back in my memory of like
watching him us the computer.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
I was wondering what he was doing that.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm sure he was just on our website submitting for
this prank phone call.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Oh god, no, please, Oh I feel so stupid.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Actually, let me click on his website and just let
me see if his submission went through.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Warning the website you are trying to reach his disgusting ooh.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
It is Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Week up every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
The twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Okay, let me go through my second date checklist of
approved behaviors, regular coffee meetup.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It's fine.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Check.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, it's great that it is sound effect for it.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Walk around the city and talk about life goals. Another
check on that.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, that check is so positive.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I like finding out an interesting surprise when you get
into the other person's car. Ooh, I don't know if
I can really now, I'm gonna give it a check anyway.
I'm giving it a check.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
That is because you walk through right through red flags,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Well, that's what we're looking for whenever we do these
calls a little bit of weirdness, and it definitely came
up in today's second date update. You're gonna hear it
right after this second date updated. I've got a genuine question.
Are coffee dates good?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
What do you mean like good in what way?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Well, I just mean some people can interpret them as
being too casual or a sign of low interest.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Okay, I don't know a low interest, but they're definitely.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Is it bad that I just feel like they're too sober?
But that's just sober and you're probably not going home
with them after.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Yeah, maybe a makeout, not a coffee makeout with bad breath.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Book thinks most bars are too sober for liking, so
the factory. Yeah, but I think that's nonsense, because these
days you don't know which weirdo you might be matching
with on the apps. So grabbing coffee is a safe,
low investment date in terms of time and money. Plus
you get to see if there's a little romantic attraction
when you cheers your machiato's and your pinkies. Test.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Wait, if.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
You would order that, you would get a more like
girly drink than she did.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
My coffee cup. Linger on your coffee.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Cups, our coffee lips.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Something's going on. But that's exactly the idea our listener,
Craig had not with the machiatos in terms of a
coffee date. That's what he did the other day. Craig,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Good.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I say good like he asked us a question.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Good you have a good day.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Somebody needs some coffee this morning, it sounds like so, Craig,
thanks for being on with us. Tell us about the
date you went out with the other day. Who's this lady?

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Juliet is her name? And I heard the instro there
and I agree coffee dates are good. You can figure
out a lot about a person's foundation just on a date.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, So It sounds like just even you saying that
you're looking for something more serious in the dating world.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Am I assuming the right thing?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
I think it's time to settle down with somebody rather
than do all of these cookups all the time. Yeah cool, Okay,
that's awesome. Get to know somebody rather than get drunk
with them immediately.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, you had Brooke for a second and you lost
her again.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Okay, I'm trying to change.

Speaker 12 (36:30):
Yeah, well, drinking and hooking up, you really don't have
a lot of substance. When you're sober, you get to
know someone, You're building a better structure.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
No drinking and hooking up. You have too many substances.

Speaker 14 (36:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
One, so you said Juliet was this girl's name. How
did your meetup go at the coffee place?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Oh? My god, she's good. She's beautiful. She has beautiful hair,
beautiful eyes.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
She's ambitious, just like me. My goal is not just
to be regular millionaire. I want to be a multi millionaire,
all right, And how are you.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Going to do that? Do we want to hear that? Well,
I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Brook wants to steal the idea.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I mean, some people will say it, but they don't
actually have like an action plan it except for like
buy lottery.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Tickets, investing, investing in the future. I just got to
stay the course and be diligent about it.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, did you tell her that, like, was she impressed?

Speaker 6 (37:28):
I think so. I think she was impressed. And she
I said, I want a mansion in a lake house.
She said she also wants a mansion on a lake
on a lake.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
So yes, everybody was.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Like, I'm looking for more like a shack in the
middle of a city.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, I want to hit the median income and no more.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
No more, no less.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
You'd be surprised about how many people don't care about
making money or any of that stuff. They just want
to vibe and have a good time with somebody.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Okay, I think both would be good. But all right,
so she into it.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
She was into it, and we're just getting to know
each other. We talked about our jobs. She does marketing,
she's assistant marketing director, and a corporate She works corporate.
I thought that was the coolest job.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
So and she doesn't even want to do that forever,
like she wants to get onto even something bigger, which
I thought was exactly my vibe.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Right, And you guys are talking about like big future
stuff like you see yourself, like it's a lot happening
at this coffee shop.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Is that why coffee is more like a business launch
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's kind of a professional vibe when you're in there
talking about business strategies and things. Where did you spend
the whole time in the coffee shop?

Speaker 6 (38:40):
No, we went on a walk. We went I said,
do you want to go for a walk? She said sure, nice,
and we took our coffees to go. We ended up
at my car actually, and we're just We sat in
the car and talked about life for a while.

Speaker 10 (38:55):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
It's a wild but she trusts you. I don't know
why getting into a dude's cars schedule and then getting
into a mans part. At least he gave her the
coffee first, Yeah, in the car and takes her away. Okay,
I got her.

Speaker 9 (39:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
Yeah, we didn't go anywhere. We just sat and hung
out in the car and continued chatting. I know.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I'm just saying it's a sign that she trusts you,
that's all.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Well, I thought you trusted me, and then I offered
to drive her to her car, and she was like, no,
I'll just walk it's pretty close. But I was I
thought that was like a little cold.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Oh really good? Well you felt the vibe.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
No, I mean, I don't know. I think she may
have just said that, not even thinking that you would
want to drive her. You thought that that was another
moment of connection.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I mean, we've heard a lot from you, Craig, but
maybe it was too much talking for Juliet.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Especially if I'm all excited on board you.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
It is a good question. Did you do listening to Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Of course it was. The whole day was so much.
I felt like we really connected, and I don't know
why she hasn't taken me up on a second date.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Maybe it felt to her like there was a lot
of discussion and not enough like romance.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yeah, like did you once put whib cream onter nose?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Got No, don't do that, don't you.

Speaker 14 (40:10):
Okay, Well, then.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
All right, we've eliminated one of the wrong things that
could have happened.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's confirmed. I'm never gonna have a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Let's see if we can call her and figure out
if there's anything else. When we come back and reach
out to Juliet, to get you your second Date update
right after this.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Okay, thank you all right, now hold on Second.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Date update if you're just joining us for part two
of the Second Date Update. We've got Craig on the phone.
And Craig has an interesting strategy when he goes on dates.
He likes to talk to them, which personally, I'm more
of the silent, mysterious type. Let my body do the talking.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
You just sit and stare, dance, or.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Let someone talk to my body. I'm not opposed to that.
That's why I had Craig because on his date, he
and Juliet spoke about their ambitious dreams and the giant
mansion by the lake that they hope to own together someday.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Well they didn't say together, Well they both want.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you know what, how cool would it be to
do a live update update five years from now from
Craig's private island in the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Okaig, see, I was.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Investments when now I see that for you, Craig, I
really do. Let's manifest it today.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
This is exactly my plan. You don't have to tell me.

Speaker 12 (41:32):
I need to work on an Italian accent already Italian beaches.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
It could be like an Italian design, a Caribbean Italian beach.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I mean, all new rich people have Italian designs.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
And fancy Italian cars out in the garage. On that one, guys,
we got you. Okay, well cool. Hopefully when all that happens,
one of us can live with you in your giant
mansion because I don't do floors.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Just by the way, I don't take the bath up.

Speaker 10 (42:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
But in the meantime, maybe we'll find you your future
partner here if we can get Juliet on the line
and get her to answer. So I'm dialing it right now.
Good luck, good luck to you too. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
is this Juliet?

Speaker 6 (42:23):
Mm?

Speaker 15 (42:23):
Yes, hi Juliet, May I ask who's calling?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Well, my name is jeff from a radio show you
may or may not be familiar with. It's called Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Hi.

Speaker 15 (42:38):
Oh yeah, I've heard of you guys.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Okay, you follow us on socials or anything checking out
Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 15 (42:46):
I don't follow you, okay, you could.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
The YouTube is really good?

Speaker 6 (42:53):
All right?

Speaker 15 (42:54):
Why are you guys.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Calling me to recruit social media followers but actually doing
the stage momming the whole show.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, the thing is, Juliet, we're calling because somebody reached
out to our show asking us if we could try
to get a hold of you. A guy that you
went out with recently named Craig.

Speaker 15 (43:14):
He's called about me.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, he's excited about you.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Because what we're doing here is a segment called the
second Date Update, and uh, we're just trying to help
get him some answers because you're not responding to him
after you guys hung out the other day.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
That's right, That is right, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
So we're on the same page there. I guess what
we'd like to know is what was your perspective of
the date, because according to Craig, it seemed like a
really good time.

Speaker 15 (43:43):
I think I just have some fundamental differences with Craig
that are just not going to work out in the
long care.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Dude, that's crazy, because that was like the thing that
he was talking up with you is that he thought
you guys saw eye to eye on where lives were going,
and so.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Too at the very start.

Speaker 15 (44:01):
But the specifics are a little bit incompatible.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I'd say, okay, well, could you get specific with the
specifics specifically?

Speaker 8 (44:11):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (44:11):
So okay, The date went really well.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
At first.

Speaker 15 (44:15):
I was excited to go out with him because he
just was He's kind of a different sort of guy
than who I normally go out with. Like I usually
I've been going out with a kind.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Of shy guys lately.

Speaker 14 (44:26):
He's more of like a loud.

Speaker 15 (44:28):
As sort of cocky, like entrepreneur type guy.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
At anytime you say entrepreneur, I start to worry a
range of what.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
She's worried that someone makes more money like that. Okay,
but sorry, go ahead, keep going, Juliet. He's ambitious and confident.
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
You were liking those things about him, You were excited
to try that out?

Speaker 15 (44:55):
Yes, So I also bring in quite a bit of money,
and I'm looking for somebody kind of similar. I'm a
hard working woman, so I was excited to go out
with him.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
And I think a lot of people like to date
like minded, career wise people right around.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
The same income.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I mean, and you want if you're a driven person,
you probably want to be around someone who's driven.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
These are all positive things. What we're trying to figure
out is what turns you off to him, Like, why
wouldn't you call him back.

Speaker 14 (45:24):
So we went on.

Speaker 15 (45:25):
A walk and uh, at the end of the walk,
he asked me to come back to his place.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh he felt the vibe that much.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Oh that's interesting. He needed to bring that up because
I thought you guys just went and sat in the
car and talked.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (45:38):
We we didn't go anywhere. So he took me to
his place, and his place was his car.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
That's all he has, what wait.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
In his car?

Speaker 15 (45:49):
Yeah, so he's living in his car to try to
save money.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh no, this is so extreme. So he doesn't have
a place to live. He's putting it all in investments.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Yeah, is that what he said?

Speaker 15 (46:00):
Instead of spending his money on rent, he's buying banana
coin and spank chain and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I don't know the banana coins. Is that crypto it is?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Ye? Old?

Speaker 15 (46:13):
But it really is a real thing. I looked it
up after the date and it does exist. I was
skeptical too.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
So what part of that was the turnoff to you?

Speaker 15 (46:21):
So he has enough money to afford his own place,
but he's choosing to live in his car. He is
actively choosing to do that, which I just think is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Well, so, you know, I have a.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Friend who lives in a minivan and he can come
hang out whenever I need him to because he can
drive somewhere.

Speaker 15 (46:37):
But would you date him though, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
He's single.

Speaker 15 (46:41):
Yeah, okay, it's a good point, I will say.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
When we spoke to Craig, he didn't mention that he
currently resides in his vehicle. He just said, you guys
hung out there, and I would love to ask him
about it because he is on the other line right
now waiting to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Oh ooh, good thing they have cell phones because it's
not a land Lighty's call it on, Craig.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Are you there, I'm here, I'm listening to all this.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, So, uh, why don't you talk to Juliet about
what you just heard?

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Well, I told you, Juliet, I told you that I
could get a nice apartment if I wanted to. I'm
just making a smart financial decision, and you could do
the same thing. I don't know. Also, I didn't tell
these guys that I lived in my car. Thanks for
you blew up my spot there.

Speaker 15 (47:27):
Maybe the reason why you didn't tell them is because
that's weird. Fitness and sleeping in Walmart personal My friend.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Is too because they're everywhere, yup, yup?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
And is your friends super rich?

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Alexis, I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
At least that's a van. You're in a car.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
I'm not just in a car. I'm in a tesla. Hello.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Oh it's so uncomfortable to sleep camping phones, Yes, and
no privacy.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
It's worth it for the dream of the lake house
and the helipad, which you were on board with.

Speaker 15 (47:58):
Oh, I'm on board, but I'm not on Morgan's sleeping
in a car where you can't even stretch.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Out, Juliette, where's your money invested?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Now?

Speaker 6 (48:06):
I can get your money in the right crypto.

Speaker 15 (48:09):
Morgan Stanley's taking care of my stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I don't need to keep it to stick up for
him a little bit. Like every billionaire has some story
about how they struggled. Oh, they started it in the
garage they were living with their mom.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
But they didn't have six figures at that time, yet
they had no choice.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I think there's a good chance that Craig is going
to come back and throw this segment in our face
and point to us as the people that didn't believe
in him and propelled him to his ultimate success.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Ye're going to buy the radio station.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Boss.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
See and remember this moment when I stuck up for you,
Craig Job.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
I will remember none of this.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
I'm way too focused on investing right now. This doesn't
even this is in the background for me. Okay, and
Juliet I'm just so shocked you wouldn't want to hit
your wagon to this star.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
And let me know when you get.

Speaker 15 (49:03):
There if you do.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
But I don't really want to be.

Speaker 15 (49:06):
I don't want to be slumming it in the meantime.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
God, Oh, I'm the kind of I'm the kind of
guy where you either get in on the ground floor
or you get out. I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
The good news is, Juliette, you never have to stay
at his place. He'd always be at yours.

Speaker 15 (49:18):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
And more good news is you wouldn't have to pay
for your guys as next date because we would cover
that if you would agree to see him one more time.

Speaker 15 (49:28):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
But I bought you coffee.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Oh that's not I owe you.

Speaker 15 (49:36):
Now you want me to venmo you or something.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
It's like I make more than you.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Do, Bro, just pay him in banana coin or.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Whatever the hell that was called. Yeah, you know what
on the way to the Lake House stream. Every dime count,
So I would like you to bend Mo meat for that.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Wait, seven dollars, you could get up to ten e's You.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Didn't know after Banana point stock takes off. Yeah, you're
gonna get up for like ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 14 (50:00):
No problem.

Speaker 15 (50:01):
I can afford that, and I can afford my rent.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
So I'll vemail.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
You, Craig.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
You won't be able to afford your rent for long,
not in this economy.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Okay, yes, guy, Okay, So there really wasn't much of
a romantic transaction here.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
It was very business.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
But Juliet, no hard feelings. If you still want to invest,
just let me know.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Okay, it's starting to diversify, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I feel like I'm starting to feel like more of
a debt collector than anything.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
A segment freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
I'm a little embarrassed about this, but I vowed to
be one hundred percent honest with my co hosts, and
I will tell you after that call ended, I did
Venmo twenty bucks to Craig to put into spank chain
for me. I just it sounds like my kind of thing,
spanks chains, and it's not to like it.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Sounds cooling you buy now because they're like, you have
four million.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Coins and you're like, wow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
It's you're worth a thousands of a percent creg.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
That was so annoying to me. I dated a guy
who lived in his car and his mom was like
a lawyer and his dad was a judge. You don't
need to live in your car. You stop pretending like
you're poor. I hate that.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
This is just adult time out.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yes, God, it annoys me.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
The only thing that we are willing to invest fully
in though, is our listeners. Yeah, email the show so
we can invest our energy into helping out your love life,
or at least we'll try and go check out all
of our second Date updates on Apple iHeart, Spotify or Spancify,
whatever it is wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Some things people check religiously every single day, like the
sock market. Yeah, your fantasy team, Yes, also your ex's
Instagram followers.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Hey, what are you doing, Jeffy? Are you watching me?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I just bro?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Did you just read off list?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Literally retab them?

Speaker 5 (51:53):
And what are you do?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Write it down? Because you have ADHD and you forget
your own list.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
So that's some people are like that. But for me,
I wake up every morning and I check a little
place called Craigslist, not just to see if anyone's put
in an offer on my family's third yacht. Nobody's biting
on it for some reason.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You guys sell It's probably because it's the smallest one, only.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Ninety eight feet.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's not very.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Impressive, but I don't. I do also check to see
if maybe someone in a bathroom somewhere had a fleeting
moment with me and is looking to reconnect. Maybe today.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Two very different columnslist that you're checking.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
This could be it. This might be the day I
finally rediscover that stranger from Rest Top forty one, or
finally sell our yacht. Wife's got everything, then something's gonna happen.
When we read brand New Misconnections right after this.

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Kitty Misconnections, that was me staring.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
There's only two places to find true love in this world.
One is in the back of a bass pro shop,
when you touch fishing rods behind the discount tackle and
beet bin.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
It is weary.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I'm more excited about that, Ben.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
We scoured that website every week to find the best
misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one
titled KO Cupid Man for Woman thirty two backyard cage match.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Oh no, okay, there's.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
The KO you got it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Says I remember you from last night's Fat Night.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
You was the girl with the blonde, ponytail and camo
jaggins sitting on the fourth or fifth row. From where
I was, I could tell two things. One you was pretty,
and two you had all your bottom teeth. Wow, most
ladies around these parts don't. Were you a tourist?

Speaker 8 (53:53):
Oh yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I bet those bottom teeth came from another state board.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I remember thinking you should have been our ring girl.
Not that COO's our ring announcer Louie knocked up eight
months ago.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
She's pregnant.

Speaker 8 (54:08):
As a ring girl pregnant too.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
It was hard to focus on the match considering you
was making eyes at me the whole time. Were you
getting sweet on me? Or was you just enjoying the
view of me getting my butt kicked?

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I think he needs to be paying attention to the
fight if he's losing.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
I tried to impress you by busting out my signature move,
the cold cut combo where I take mustard packets to
my fists and I beat someone's brains in it.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Not awesome.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Backfired in a major way, and condiment juice went everywhere.
So sorry about that mustard water. I want to invite
you back so you can see me win some time. Sincerely,
Jewels the ham Sandwich Henderson. Hey, ps, sorry about the
all caps. I still can't see too well because of
that mustard. The whole thing was written in all capital.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I would love to watch his mustard wrestling matches is awesome,
especially as a tourist.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, don't even get ketchup in that ring. All right.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
This next misconnection is titled I was number five oh nine.
You were five twenty two woman for man twenty nine DMV.
Oh that makes sense, says guy at the DMV today
with the brown shirt and Carhart beanie. You were a vibe.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I watched you make conversation with everyone around you except me.

Speaker 12 (55:29):
Oh booo, she's like waiting over here.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
It's like I was back in high school again when
I had a crush on the most popular chess player. Wow,
but he wouldn't let me sit at the nerd table
because I might steal his magic the gathering cars who.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Fan from the nerd table?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
That's sad talk about PTSD. I'm sorry if I tapped
you on the shoulder too hard, but I wanted you
to notice me. That's why I asked you if my
makeup looked OK? Hey for the pick? No, sure, you
responded by questioning if I even was wearing any makeup.

Speaker 7 (56:07):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Sometimes that's a good sign you did a good job
put in.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I think she liked it because she said, OMG, what
a jokester.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I playfully swatted you on the shoulder, then just stared
off into the distance. Did you think I was mysterious
or what?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Keep talking?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I am so weird. We didn't talk after that, but
we did get placed at neighboring windows. Some rock song
was playing when we locked eyes, and it felt like
a movie like twenty seven Dresses. But at the DMV
you know.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's a romantic spot.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Anyways, you looked older, so I thought there was a
good chance you'll see this on Craigslist. That signed Thanya
yea Thania.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Maybe she should have pasted it on Facebook instead.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Better look there. Let's go to your final misconnection titled
Oh there is no title, just Blank's Man for thirties.
Downtown brunch spot says you were standing in line at
the new brunch spot in town called awful Waffle.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
But don't you want to go to good waffle? Not
awful waffle?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I don't know. I feel like an awful It's like
an awful lot of waffle. Not even it's like way,
he says. I was sitting on a bench across the
street chewing up a slim gym when I saw you,
or more accurately, you and your yoga pants, and I

(57:41):
knew I was in love.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
You should know you're a creeper across the street.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
We had to speak, so I walked over and asked
your astrological side. Even though I was born in the South,
I delivered the line in a perfect Belgian accent to
impressin Algian. Specifically, you responded by saying you weren't carrying
change at the moment. Hot brunette one me zero. But

(58:11):
I wasn't gonna let that be the end of our
love story.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
No, ma'am begging for money.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
No, I doubled down, told you I didn't want you change, Oh,
I wanted your heart. You laughed kind of it might
have been a cough, but either way. As you sauntered off,
I called out to you, Madam Butterworth. You thick and
I like it. Oh And just like that, you were gone,

(58:40):
vanished into awful Waffle like a beautiful syrup ghost. If
you see this reply back, I'll be the guy across
the street there, still chewing that same slim chain, still
believing in us that signed Dusty Ray Pickens, hanging out

(59:01):
across from awful Waffle.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Of course, slim gyms.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Those were your Craigslist misconnections for the week, Brook and Jeffrey.
In the morning, we've got Alyssa on the phone, who
is a two time player in this game. And Brooke,
you may have actually caught her at the perfect time
because she's an event planner who's toddler, just upgraded to

(59:30):
a toddler bed. So Alyssa was, she was up last
night between twelve and four am. Oh, no sleep for her.
And I know, Brooke, you like to pounce on your
victims when they're weak.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Let's see if Alyssa even has the strength to say
hello to us, Alyssa, how are you doing?

Speaker 6 (59:49):
I'm managing?

Speaker 5 (59:50):
How are you here?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
The exhaustion?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I mean, is this your first, kiddo or is my second?

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Okay, we knew this was coming. That's still hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I finally gave up and our son just ends up
in our bed every night around two am.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
This is where he lives now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Yeah, because this is too much energy to get up
put them back back to sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
So I'm trying to hold strong.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Though, I'm trying to make this happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Yeah, really pick your battles.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Brook's gonna leave the studio for just a quick thirty
second snooze. But let's get the game. And you got
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. List
If you don't know when you could say pass? You
have to beat her outright though, if you want to win,
are you ready?

Speaker 14 (01:00:32):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Good luck. Your time starts now. The baseball movie Field
of Dreams was released in theaters on this day in
what decade? Eighties or nineties?

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Eighties?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
What provides the sour taste in Chinese hot and sour soup?

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Uh? The sour case yep?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Half name the marine creature that is the largest I
in the world.

Speaker 14 (01:00:55):
Uh squid who.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet uh Shakespeare, in
which decade was the Ford Mustang first introduced the sixties
lest way to push through the tiredness. Get through that game.
Well done.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Don't take this as an insult. You did not sound
very confident. Every question was like, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, you did it, you made it through.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You did well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
And since we know that you're an event planner, Lissa,
I do have a question for you. Let's just say
that I knew a certain radio host who had worked
at our station for fifteen plus years, and the radio
station didn't really do much of an event for it.
In fact, they did absolutely nothing to celebrate. What event

(01:01:45):
would you plan for this person to celebrate their fifteen
years of service?

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Something that we do for something like this where there's
a lot of years involved. We like to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
We like to go back to see we can get
like people from year one through your fifteen.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
That sounds so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
There's a couple co hosts that I think would love
to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Actually, I think they're kind of scared of me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Alyssa. We're gonna put you on getting that all organized
for us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Okay, I feel like there's too many NDAs signed up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
We'll workshop some sort of proper event to celebrate. But
now Brook, it is your turn. Are you ready? Your
time starts now. The baseball movie Field of Dreams was
released in theaters on this day in what decade eighties
or nineties fixeties? What provides the sour taste in Chinese
hot and sour soup? Past name the marine creature that

(01:02:47):
has the largest I in the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
World, giant squid who wrote.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
The famous play Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare in which decade
was the Ford Mustang first introduced? Sixties quarterback Dan Marino
played seventeen seasons for what NFL team you already knew?

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Show me a Sventura classic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both
did with Jose Glee.

Speaker 12 (01:03:12):
I'm live tonight in your Rainus, which is actually a
tourist attraction known fest for their fudge factory.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
No Man, the layer, Melissa, you did great. You got
four correct.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Today, that's how it's done.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
And Brock, I don't know. You also got four.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
I thought sweet and sour ruined me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
It's interesting. You guys are gonna love the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I'm sorry Ty goes to the house on these, but
we're gonna go over the answers right now. Baseball movie
Field of Dreams that came out in theaters in the
nineteen eighties. In nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Oh, interesting, The.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Sour taste in Chinese hot and sour soup comes from vinegar.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
The marine creature with the largest ie in the world
is the colossal squid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Weilmos didn't give it to her. She's a giant squid,
but I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
A very nice squid, and we gave a lyssa normal
squid too.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Yeah boy, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
So who wrote Romeo and Juliet? That was William Shakespeare supposedly.
I love fifteenth century conspiracy peeries. That's what's important right now.
The decade Ford mustang first introduced back in the nineteen sixties,
and Dan Marina played seventeen seasons for the Miami Dolphins

(01:04:29):
a reference. So Alyssa, I'm sorry it was not enough
to beat Brooke, but just for playing, we are going
to give you two tickets to see the Seattle Mariners
take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday, April twenty seventh
at Team Mobile Park, which I know sounds like a punishment,
but it's actually a reward for you. Congratulation.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Yeah, I'm getting better.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I'm getting better.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Hey you and good luck with your little kids.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Good luck with your toddlersppreciate it, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I'm so have you said kids. I thought you were
about to insult her, like good luck with your little anything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
This sweet little angel with your little answer of your
your little lady, go drive your little car.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
So we really love having you on. Come back and
play again. Soon We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.