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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to the brand new full show. It's Brook
and Jeffrey. You have found the podcast and we have
one of the most favorite couples from our second date
update back today for a second.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Which I'm so excited for you to hear. They really are.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
But let's start with some comments.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Oh the Fox nine seven two seven.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Oh wait, there's only one Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I know, that's right, Thank you, Jose.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Not the Brooke Fox. I said, always a great time listening.
I listened to y'all as I brave the crazy text
and traffic to work every day.
Speaker 6 (00:27):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I appreciate y'all for keeping me somewhat sane.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thank you so much for commenting. And hey, leave birthday
comments for Jose. It's his birthday.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm laughing that that guy thinks that liking our show
is sane.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh oh yeah, Broa.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah that's a good point. Jose, Happy birthday, buddy.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Let's get this full show started.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And do you
believe in brainwashing?
Speaker 7 (00:54):
What?
Speaker 8 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Are you gonna try to convince me?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Because if so, you will follow Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube,
and you will leave a comment about how Jeffrey gets
more and more handsome as he ages. You will do
this at the conclusion of this segment, I will do this,
and we're back.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
That's broken, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
But I only bring up brainwashing because what a nice
random thing for you to sound random. But people on
social media have been talking about things we've been one
hundred percent brainwashed into believing that we need when we
really don't love me. Number One, an endless stream of
clothes and accessories to keep up with every modern trend happening.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, because all you actually need is a subscription to
write your clothes came up and not hurt the earth at.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The same time.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah, it's not brainwashing, it's fashion.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Honestly, change my fashion game.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Number two, big expensive weddings, he actually needs those, that's
all brain watch.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's a flex at the end of the day.
Speaker 9 (02:04):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's the same with the whole diamond industry. Don't you
even get me.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Started on those stupid engagement rings that all look the same.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm sorry, Okay, we're.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Moving on moving We're not getting you started. Rent and watched, Okay,
unless you rent your diamonds, diamonds.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I think that's usually considered stealing.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Number three social media everything washing. No, that's just silly.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
You will follow Brook, TikTok on install YouTube and the
Chinese social media to all of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Number four on the list super white teeth to the
point where it looks unnatural.
Speaker 11 (02:47):
See that's the thing, Like, I really want to get veneers,
but you see, people have the worst, the worst, brightest smiles.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It can backfire.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You just need to find a good person to do
your veneers.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, there are some good ones.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Number five, I have this fabric softener. Apparently that's just
a hoax. Number six is carrying around a water bottle
and drinking water all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I'm not actually necessary for you all the time. Brainwashed
to think you've been not actually thirsty.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I've been through my entire childhood in the nineties without
drinking a zip of water.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, so we don't need this much water.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
If you like any of those things, you've only been
brainwashed to think that you need them. Like we have
actually learned to enjoy the shock collar question of the day.
And I don't know if it's brainwashing. But I just
don't feel right till my throat has been jilted with
the electricity. So James, stop wasting time and give us
our fix.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Really good Today.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Today is National Scream Day.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh, we're all going to do it together.
Speaker 12 (03:56):
It's the one day a year you're encouraged to shout
into the void and the void my just scream back.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
I know who is that?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
And the number one.
Speaker 12 (04:04):
Place to hear screaming besides the dungeon underneath Brooks House
is at the movies during a terrifying horror flag. Yeah,
that's why today we're talking about the greatest cinematic screams
of all time during a special Who Screamed It? Edition
twenty of twenty. So what you guys need to do
(04:25):
is pick a number one through twenty. I will ask
you about a famous movie featuring an iconic scream. You
may need to tell me the name of the movie,
or the actor, or the traumatic reason they just shattered glass.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I'll just answer.
Speaker 12 (04:36):
Correctly to stay in the game. Okay, we'll start with
the woman who was the person in this room who
most recently screamed after the ice cream truck Alexis, Yeah,
come back. They don't turn around, say five Alexis. This
famous nineteen sixty horror classic features a woman screaming her
(04:58):
lungs out in the shower before she gets stabbed by
a guy who really loves his mom. What's the what's
the name of the movie.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Jake did give American Psycho where he people dresses it
for help?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yes, I would go older.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I just assume those are all really old.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't know years on any of them.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
The ice cream truck is coming down the street. Hurry better, answer.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Shows a robotic Okay, it just go with ghosts.
Speaker 12 (05:23):
American Psycho, American Psycho in one word, too many. It's
just psycho, right, Yes it is. It's also the first
movie where showed a flushing toilet.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Sony, very scary ice.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Cream for sure, Love Hitchcock. This is hour over to
Brook Scary number thirteen.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Oh Brook, you're really going towards it, Brook.
Speaker 12 (05:47):
Your iconic scream happened in a nineteen eighties horror flick.
And your only hint is hes Johnny.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Johnny, And it's in the hotel and there's the twins.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Oh my god, it's called parrot Trap.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Shining.
Speaker 12 (06:10):
I thought that lack of water as a child triveled
your brain.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
But you got it there at the end.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Alexis, you're still out. Sorry, I meant to say, Jose,
Five and thirteen.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Are off the board.
Speaker 13 (06:21):
All right, let's go twelve Jose in the opening scene
of the nineteen ninety six hit Scream, which actress freaks
out while making popcorn, answering creepy phone calls, and not
surviving the first ten minutes of the movie.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Okay, this is easy, and that's why I'm like, I
gotta just remember it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I remember being stunned that they killed her.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I just because I remember.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
It's a big actress and she's really she was, and
she dies it in the first ten minutes, and you're like,
why put them in the movie?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
She's still huge?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah, in the Scary movie parody, it's Carmen Electra, that
is right, right, and so it's probably someone like her.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm just gonna go in sk Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Hose says Barrymore.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I thought it was making that up.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Oh jeez, you got Jeffrey, it's your turn. Twelve, thirteen,
and five are off the board. Nineteen Jeffrey in what
nineteen ninety nine horror movie does a film student scream
cry snot all over the camera and apologize to everyone's
mom while getting very lost in the woods.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, Woods, I never saw you know it.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I was too afraid to watch it in theaters because
again I was like, I don't know, eight or nine.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
My friend threw up even have an option to watch
it in theater.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
All my friends were going at nine years old. Yeah,
it was like the cool thing to go and watch
it be scared.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I can't fathom my kid go to if scary.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Even with you right now, you can't fathom your children
leaving the house. It's totally different horror. Yeah, it's very,
very famous Blair Witch Project. That is you correct, Jeffrey.
Speaker 12 (07:56):
Your budget of sixty thousand dollars, it made two hundred
and fifty million dollars. Super Brook, We're back to you.
You get this right, and you will win today's edition
of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I got it, give me number one, number one.
Speaker 12 (08:09):
Brook, in which classic nineteen eighty nine rom com does
a woman scream happen in the middle of a deli,
followed by the famous line I'll have what she's having, Sally,
and I'll lead both actors' names as.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, well, you need them actors names.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's Sally Fields and Billy Crystal.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It was Billy Crystal. I don't think Sally Field Sally.
Speaker 12 (08:31):
It was Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. And when Harry
met Sally, I win, Jose and Jeff win today.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's very good.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I think Brooke not knowing every single actor and credit
in the Harry met Sally movie makes it that she
deserves to get shocked today. So you're gonna get shocked
while singing I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston,
totally in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Yeah, well lie a.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Lot longer, but all I got. It's your chocolic question
of the day. Your phone TAP's coming up in just
a few.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
The trouble with lying to get out of work is
you have to be creative with your excuses. Okay, your
grandma can only die so many times before your boss
will start to.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Get suspencied stepmothers and twenty grandmothers.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, there is a limit to it, which is why
one of our listeners feels terrible because she went super
creative with her excuse to get out of just one
day at her stressful job, and somehow that turned into
months of lying and deceiving her coworkers. The guilt is
too much, which is why today she wants to come
(09:54):
clean and confess the truth. During a brand new mass speaker,
it's coming up.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
You don't hear me?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Concession, I can't take back earl arms mouse speak Texan
seven eighty five nine two says my fifteen year old
son recently decided he can now grow facial hair.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Oh wait, he decided.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
I don't have the heart to tell him his patchy
little mustache makes him look like a pervert. A a
lesson every man has to learn for himself.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, I had a beard.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
That's true. You need to let your children make their
own mistakes in the right so that we can have
content for the second. The mass speaker, we need mistake
makers to come on and tell their secrets here, and
we'll keep you anonymous for it. Like today's listener who's
chosen to go by the code name Lindsey. Today, Lindsey,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
Oh how are you?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Have you waxed your patchy mustache lately?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Lindsay, Oh, apparently you've made some mistakes in your life,
which we love to hear because the voice changer is on.
You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
your confession.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Okay, it sounds like a big one with that type
of breath.
Speaker 14 (11:09):
Wow, I have never never told this anyway, so it's
good I can get it off my chest. I used
to work at a retail warehouse and once a year
we had to do this like massive backstock inventory day,
where you basically it's horrible.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I mean, yes, sound it's just the name of it
sounds terrible.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
Bad comparison, I used to work at Subway, like the
Sands place, and there would have an inventory day and
everyone had to come in.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
We had to count every single thing.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Terrible of it.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Was that two or three at the start of there.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
But I just ate one.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
It sounds like a nightmare, Lindsay.
Speaker 14 (11:52):
I'm telling you it was the worst day and I
absolutely hated it. And one year on inventory day, I
showed up to work and I just didn't feel like
doing it, like it just you know, I I did
not want to spend hours listing and counting me heavy boxes.
(12:15):
And I know I shouldn't have done this, but I
sort of like gave into the devil on my.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Shoulder, if you will.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
And I went to.
Speaker 15 (12:25):
My manager.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Down.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
Yeah, I guess you're right. It could have been worse.
I said, I don't know if I should be lifting
stuff right now because I'm pregnant, no.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Wrist.
Speaker 14 (12:45):
I don't know what came over me, or it was
this light bulb that was like, Aha, that's how I.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Could get out of this pregnancy brain is what made
you think of that?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
But the pregnant, Yeah, that's the problem. The line isn't bad?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Is still you have.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Health insurance through that?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
What did happen?
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Well, so then you have to be pregnant. And I
realized that when everyone in the warehouse gets all excited
for me, they started graduating.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Tell them it was a secret.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Still, yes, so many she didn't think this because she's
not a real pregnant woman.
Speaker 14 (13:26):
Brought out this like special folding chair for me to
sit on, and I only did the bar code scanning
that day, which honestly was amazing.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Meanwhile, there was an actual six month pregnant woman.
Speaker 14 (13:41):
So then the week went on and I started to
realize that I had made a giant mistake.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean, I bet your coworkers were starting to plan
a baby shower for you, for God's sakes.
Speaker 16 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
They started bringing me stuff like homemade cookies, questions like
have you thought of names? And when's the dude date?
Are you having craving?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
When's the dud date? Next year? On inventory?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Away? Let this one cook at?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (14:16):
I was like, why are these people so invested?
Speaker 17 (14:19):
I didn't up you're.
Speaker 14 (14:24):
The worst though, was when I showed up one Friday
and they decorated my work area with streamers and balloons
and little signs that said baby on board and they
got a chase.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh my god, did your ovaries just kind of shrivel
up a little bit?
Speaker 15 (14:41):
I know?
Speaker 14 (14:42):
And I didn't even really know these coworkers very well,
and they're being so generous. So at this point I
almost came clean right there.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
And no, everyone's gonna hate you.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh yeah, double hate you.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:55):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
No, you got to go out and get pregnant as
soon as you can.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
You have a.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Boyfriend to put a post on craigsli well.
Speaker 14 (15:03):
Instead of going and getting pregnant, which actually probably would
have been a better thing.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Wait what did you do?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
How did you get out of it?
Speaker 14 (15:15):
I decided I couldn't work there anymore and I left.
I told my boss I was going to take an
indefinite leave to focus on being a mom.
Speaker 15 (15:24):
And I guess.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You didn't even take maternity leave.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well.
Speaker 14 (15:31):
I got a new job a few weeks later, and
I made sure to literally block everyone possible in social
media that worked there.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Do you know someone found out?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
There's got to be one person from your former job
that knows what actually happened.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Why is she riding a roller coaster? Doesn't she have
a baby?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But the thing is, you don't question it because you
never know, you know, you know, you never know what
can happen during pregnancy.
Speaker 14 (15:56):
Yeah, I don't know. I just I'm still super embarrassed
about it. And I did keep one of the baby
gifts that someone gave me. It was a hand knitted
bean for the baby.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh my, someday, if you're actually a mom, you'll be like,
this is my little guilt cap.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (16:21):
So I actually have it on my desk now to
remind me of how nice everybody was. Maybe I'm the
one who needs a little bit of a lesson, because I.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Totally sounds like you've you've grown and you've matured, said.
Speaker 14 (16:37):
I'd like to say so about helping me get it
off of my chest.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's a big reason you made off of your belly.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah yeah, wait broke, would you ever really have kids?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Actually both of my pregnancies were totally fucking nowhere.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I've got an eleven year old that doesn't actually exist.
Speaker 18 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Text in to seven eight, five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Have you guys heard about how hotels are putting in
this new thing called we fi fi?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh yeah, but you know about that.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
No, not wi Fi. We Fi is the new censor
that they're putting in shower drains to tell if the
guests are going to the bathroom in there. You know,
we fiver one. You haven't heard of it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You better not pee in the shower.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Maybe maybe it's not a new thing yet, but we
tell a frequent business traveler that it is real and
we know what he's been doing in their topic in
your phone tap right now, Hello, good morning, Am I
speaking with mister philis.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Is this him?
Speaker 17 (17:56):
Who's this?
Speaker 15 (17:57):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I'm calling from the Fremont Hotel. I'm the manager here,
munch Nutley. Okay, yeah, you stayed with us last week, correct, Yeah? Yeah,
And while we do appreciate your patronage, I need to
let you know that you will not be allowed back
in the hotel or any of our residences throughout the country.
Speaker 15 (18:19):
What.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Oh, are you surprised by that?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (18:23):
Yeah, why I stay with you all the time.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I know that we actually notice you're a gold member,
so that will be taken away from you as well.
Speaker 19 (18:32):
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, why I didn't do anything.
I come in, I stay for a little bit, I leave.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Okay, I think we know that's not one hundred percent true.
Speaker 17 (18:41):
It's here, that is true, guy. I do it for business.
Speaker 19 (18:45):
I come in, I come to different states, I stay
for a bit.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Okay. Just hearing the sound of your voice, it sounds
like you're getting defensive.
Speaker 19 (18:51):
Yeah, I'm frustrated because there's no reason why you should
be doing this.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Well, there is a reason, because you peede in our shower.
Why sir, listen, we have proof.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
Proof that in the shower for the.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Last sixty days, our hotel has actually been running our
Eco clean initiative program where all of our showers have
been equipped with Wi Fi sensors Wi Fi sensor certain
not Wi Fi Wi Fi as in we tracking your pee?
Speaker 17 (19:20):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Their discrete sensors placed into the drains that monitor for
certain non sterile fluids. It tracks if any of the
guests pee in the showers during their stay. Yours went
off three separate times.
Speaker 17 (19:37):
I don't care what it did. It wasn't me in
your shower.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Okay, let's fine, Let's take a look at your Wi
Fi log.
Speaker 17 (19:44):
So are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (19:45):
So Saturday at seven forty two am, also at ten
sixteen pm, and the next morning on Sunday another golden
dusting showed up at eight forty seven am.
Speaker 19 (19:55):
Another golden dusting.
Speaker 17 (19:58):
Yes this, No, this, this is absurd.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
It is absurd because this is not your house, is it? Mister?
Speaker 17 (20:05):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
How would you like it if I went to your
place and I went and peed all over your shower
three times tomorrow?
Speaker 17 (20:12):
I don't think I would know.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Well, you would know, because you'd have to let me in,
like we let you into our lovely room, and you
desecrated it.
Speaker 17 (20:21):
I wouldn't have followed you into the shower.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, sir, your argument is frankly nonsensical and completely irrelevant.
For now, you are banned from all properties. And now, yes,
if you do try to book with us again, anybody
at guest services will know that you are yellow flagged.
Speaker 19 (20:40):
So yellow flag yellow, that's low yellow flag.
Speaker 17 (20:44):
That is that a p joke?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
No, that's just the normal warning color we use. Sounds
like maybe you're subconscious picked up on it.
Speaker 19 (20:52):
Though, Oh my god, this country is going down.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Well it might have something to do with the things
that people are doing in the bathroom. So if you
have a problem, you probably need to look in the mirror.
Speaker 17 (21:04):
No, I'm not trying to book with you ever. Again.
Speaker 19 (21:07):
Thank you very much for your pillows and your dust
might blanket.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
So now now you're just lashing out at me because
you know that it's true, and.
Speaker 19 (21:15):
You, hey, buddy, you've got an awful job, you know that.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yeah, dealing with trash like you, it is pretty awful.
Speaker 19 (21:22):
So wait, you're the manager, you're you're a manager, and
you're talking to me like this.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Well, I'm just I'm talking to you the way that
you're talking to me.
Speaker 17 (21:31):
So yeah, but I'm not the manager of a company.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Well you know, I'm just trying to manage this conversation
where you've desecrated our lovely bathrooms.
Speaker 19 (21:38):
Oh my god, I hope people come and piss all
over your mattress.
Speaker 15 (21:43):
I hope.
Speaker 17 (21:45):
Everywhere in your hotel.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
I mean, considering your history, you probably already have.
Speaker 17 (21:50):
I hope. I hope you your pants when you go
to bed at night.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I hope that you pee yourself when you find out
that this is actually a prank call. And you're on
the radio right now, so.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
This no no.
Speaker 19 (22:01):
I hope you get on a sprink calling you're.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
No, Like, I'm serious, seriously telling you that you're on
the radio, serious on the Yeah, you're on a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. My name is
jeff I'm doing a phone tap on you. Dude. Your
wife Dixie set you.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
Up for it, stupid.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
She told us that you do it sometimes at the
shower at home. She suspected that you do it when
you're on the road traveling too.
Speaker 19 (22:31):
Oh my god, I do I pee in every shower
I get a chance.
Speaker 17 (22:35):
You admit it, Yeah, I admit it.
Speaker 19 (22:37):
I think everybody's peeing in the shower.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well, we know for sure. My co host brook Is,
so at least you have a little company.
Speaker 19 (22:44):
Whoever that is, She's a fine person.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Get a ring.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Weeke up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Is there anybody more averse to displays of romantic affection
than our own Alexis.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Fuller, I don't you didn't even have to finish the.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
She once called the cops on an elderly couple kissing
on a park bench.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Don't do it there.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
But the two people in today's call were so sweet
and cute together. It even melted Alexis's cold love, hating heart.
But the bond was so strong. We're having them back on,
hopefully to make Alexis puke from cuteness during a special
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second date update update. So excited it's happening right after
this second date updated. You know, the saying opposites attract.
I don't know if that's really true, at least not
in today's call.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Okay, I mean it typically is, But why do you say.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Because the woman on the phone said that her and
her date both have blonde hair, they both enjoy chocolate pudding,
and they both have the same mother.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
How is that gross?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
I mean, okay, I don't know about the last one.
I may I may have slept that in. It would
be an interesting twist if that turned out to be
the case.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's not the word. That's I'd use illegal.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
We draw the line at cousin stuff on this show.
But please welcome Justine to the program.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Hey, Justine, you do realize the same mother makes you siblings, even.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Not cousins only by blood brook So, Justine, you send
in your email that you bonded with this guy because
you had a lot of similarities. What similarities did you notice?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
Well, we're both really quiet and talk softer.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
During this what's his name? By the way, Okay, how
did you meet him?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
We met it the pink at the bank.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Why do you have to go into a bank?
Speaker 9 (25:03):
I don't like who does that anymore?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, I think it's interesting that two quiet people would
meet in person like who.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Well, actually we were both filling out paperwork side by side,
and I asked him to borrow his pen. But I
didn't even like say words.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
I just was like, just hold your hand out.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You pointed with a nice smile.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, exactly, and that's kind of how it got started.
It was pretty sweet.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
That's kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
You're both cute, though it was purely vi.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, so what did you guys do when you went out?
Speaker 9 (25:41):
We wound up going to this little Mediterranean place, and
like we were texting before we went, and we agreed
to each bring notebooks, so we just wrote each other
notes at dinner.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Very fun for you, but this is adorable? Was it?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
The whole time he wrote notes?
Speaker 9 (26:04):
I mean, we talked to the waiter, okay.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Okay, order, but for the rest of the time you
two tried to stay quiet and just enjoy and soak
up each other's silence.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Well, no, no, they shared information still, but yeah, but quiet, yeah,
quietly in their way.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
Yeah, I bet there's a lot of smiles every time
the note got passed back, though, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
It sounds hot.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Well, like we wound up laughing the whole time, like
we really enjoyed each other's company, which is kind of awesome.
But there was a mistake. The waiter brought out only
one meal at first, and it was what I had
ordered it, but they put it down in front of
Ken and so he started eating and I was like,
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I wrote a note and I said, no, that's mine,
and he wrote back mine what.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh no, I'm not. He didn't say not anymore.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Yeah, right, so it made us laugh. We both laughed.
It was really fun.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Did you get food? I worried?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Thanks for worrying. Yeah, okay. He gave me back my
dinner and then his showed up.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Like a challenge to not talk. It almost sounds like
it would be to break it first.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Sounds like a challenge to them would be to talk.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah, like for certain people, like talking is a big struggle,
but like, this is the perfect date for two people
that are kind of shy and introverted.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You guys shared the last kiss by just drawing lips
on two pieces of paper and putting them together.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
That's funny, but no, So tell us after the quiet dinner,
how did the date end?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
It didn't And the dinner, which was kind of nice,
really got ice cream and we were people watching and
I pulled out my notebook and said we should do
this again sometime and he wrote yes, But that was
like more than two weeks ago. Well that's not true.
It's almost two weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I guess. Almost two weeks. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I feel like this guy is going to be a
slow mover just from the viby he's given.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, No, it's just who he is in the mail.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Like, I don't think I would be worried that he
hadn't contacted you in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
You guys literally do sound like an old married couple
with like you guys go to the bank. You guys
write each other notes, enjoy each other's silence, and sit
on a park bench eating ice cream together.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Sounds like you guys just text, though obviously you're not
on the phone a lot.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
I mean I sent him a text.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Okay, that must have been a struggle for you.
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Though, you guys are.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Making me bless. I can't believe how hard my cheeks
are burning.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'm going to say real quick, I am really impressed
that you're doing this, because you are really putting yourself
in a place that isn't a comfortable zone for you.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
That's cool, and that's actually the deal is like, I
feel like I need your help because it's so awkward
to call him. Yeah, and you guys are so good
at the talking.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I don't know if we're good at talking, but we
can do a lot of things.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
So awkward Tuesday, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
So we're gonna come back. We're gonna call quiet Ken
for you and see if we can silently and get
him to agree to another date. We're gonna do it
right after this hold on second Date update.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
A second date update update, and we're gonna find out
how the.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Couple is doing right after you here part two.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
We probably just met one of the sweetest people that
we've ever had on this show before. I hope not.
Her name is Justine. She is quiet, she's kind sounding,
she's got a very genuine laugh. It made us all
feel good about ourselves no matter what we said. I mean, honestly,
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that's so rare. If we get this guy Ken on
the phone and he says something rude or disrespectful about her,
I'm just letting you I am treating her like a
little sister to our show, and I'm gonna be standing
up for her.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Core are you fighting him?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I don't know if she wants to be a little sister,
but I'm.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Just saying I'm in her corner.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Okay, Okay, got it?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
And I mean it already sounds like her heart is breaking,
because who goes on a silent date and has a
great time. Justine and this guy, apparently the only communication
that was had the entire time was via handwritten note.
So we need to figure out how to get him
on the line and figure out why he is not
jumping to get on another date.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
With her, honestly, like he can't have a multitude of
options here.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
This is a guy who barely talks.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Okay, this is her future husband that you're talking.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I don't it in the medway.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm just saying he's not out there being a player,
you know, like he's got out running game because he
can't pass notes to just any hot lady that walks by.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
It's not like he's just just on the field.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Justine, Do you want to defend your man?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
No, that's she knows what I mean, right, Okay, how.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Do you want to just walk into a library and
ris up everyone in silence?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
It's possible.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
I mean, he could be like a silent casanova.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
That exist so many singles at the library.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
All right, just stay quiet, Justine. I know you're not
gonna have any trouble with that. But we're gonna call
him and talk to you.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Tries to pipe in, We're not gonna hear. We'll we'll
make it obvious.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Okay, thank you, all right, hold on, here we go.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Hey is this Ken?
Speaker 20 (31:38):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (31:40):
Yeah speaking? They can uh good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Yeah. You're probably hearing a lot of voices right now,
and that's because you're on the radio with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Why what what? Sorry? Who you called him?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yeah, we don't want to overwhelm you, but we're doing
a segment here. It's called second Date Update, and one
of our listeners asked us to reach out to you
because you went on an awesome date with her the
other day.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well, she thought it was awesome.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Yeah, we all thought it was awesome too, because we
heard a little bit about it. We're talking about Justine.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, I think you guys went out almost two
weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
That is correct, Okay, okay, I mean she told us
about the day that you two hung out, and it
sounded pretty unique, at least for us. We do a
lot of these calls, but we haven't heard a lot
of dates where two people go out and stay quiet
and actually enjoy it.
Speaker 15 (32:40):
I I'm so sorry, just one second.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You okay, I don't know, maybes at work or something.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
He's nervous. He's throwing up right now. There's a lot
of talking library Okay, hey Ken, Sorry.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So look, it sounds like you're busy right now.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yeah, we don't want to like take up too much
of your time. But bottom line is, Justine says she
had a great time. The question is she's not getting
any signals back that you wanted to hang out again,
and she's kind of disappointed by that.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
I am, I kind of don't want to hang out again.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh buddy, why.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
I mean, you were passing notes right, we were talking
about ourselves and I started running out of things to say.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
Oh I hate I.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mean, it would be a lot to write because yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
It is hard when there's a lull in conversation to
force a question. Yeah, the first couple are okay, but
by the third or fourth you're like.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
So you shouldn't feel bad. That happens on all first dates.
Speaker 15 (33:45):
I feel like I get that you guys don't understand.
I literally told everything about myself.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Oh, you ran out of things to like reveal about
on the on the first date.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
That should be impossible.
Speaker 15 (33:57):
Bro books, movies, interests, foods.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
But there's more people than what you and.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I mean, I don't think you're giving yourself credit.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
I think you're giving me too much.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I've got to you might surprise. I can understand you
feel a little bit nervous and intimidated. But what are
you worried about? Like, what's the harm in seeing her again?
Speaker 15 (34:25):
I am I'm worried she's gonna find out I'm not
just quiet like she is. I'm boring, boring.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That just broke my little heart.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
You're not boring when you do another date.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's what you talk about.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
The whole date is the activity, like a new topic,
you know, just what happened in the last Yeah, exactly
you are.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
I'm just always going to replay the Xactly you are
just the calm in a world full of chaos. We
need people like you. You balance out all us idiots. Yeah,
and it doesn't matter if you think that you're boring
or you're not enough. Somebody that believes that your plenty
is Justine And don't just trust me. She's on the
(35:06):
other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
This is pretty bold.
Speaker 15 (35:12):
There, I'm here, you guys shooting me right now. She's
been listening.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I think he's about to have a heart attacked.
Speaker 15 (35:27):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 17 (35:28):
I can't all that.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Why Why?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Because it was my idea. I was too nervous to
call you, and I called somebody who could, and these
sweet people have I didn't. We didn't mean to scare you.
It feels like maybe it backfired.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
No, no, not at all. I'm really glad to move
from you again.
Speaker 17 (36:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (36:01):
I feel like if we wouldn't have gotten involved, they
would have never talked to each other.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Make about us.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
We are amazing.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Contact us.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Look, I understand that you're really nervous Ken about talking
to her and coming across a certain way. I think
the pressure of being in a quiet setting is a lot.
I think the next date that you go on like
you're just in the wrong venue. Do something that's loud,
go to a sporting event, like go to a comedy
show where there's other stuff to point at and talk
about rather than just sitting quietly together.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Comedy would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It would be fun. Would that be fun for you? Ken?
Speaker 15 (36:44):
That sounds like it would happen.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay, she is so funny.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Look, the whole goal of this is to set you
guys up on another date in lockdow that down and
we would pay for it. So Justine, now that you
know how he feels, you still want to go out
with him again very much?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Okay, Okay, you hear that like, that's got to feel good, right?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Did you hang up?
Speaker 15 (37:13):
Hello? I'm sorry I dropped my phone. Sounds that sounds creepy.
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Okay. We will send you guys out on another day
and we're gonna pay for it.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Okay, awesome, Thank you so much. I'm so grateful you guys.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Okay, it just makes me want to go to the
old room and shout cat Cat.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Cat, Cat, Cat cat cat.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Okay, see it feels good.
Speaker 15 (37:40):
That's a little terrifying.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Okay, so we should have whispered it for my bad.
Yeah again, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Hang up.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Maybe one of the sweetest second date calls that we've
ever done on the show.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I have been dying.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
All of our listeners have been asking for months to
get an update on this, and now we've got him back.
Welcome Ken and Justine back to the show. How's it going, guys.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
Justine isn't here right now?
Speaker 6 (38:19):
It's just wait, it said that you guys were both
going to be on the call.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
Yeah, well, we had dinner with her parents last night,
and she's feeling a little.
Speaker 17 (38:31):
Overexposed too much social Yeah, feeling up.
Speaker 15 (38:36):
To the social element right now.
Speaker 17 (38:38):
She is here though.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Wait, does that mean you guys are still together?
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Yeah, it's been going great.
Speaker 17 (38:43):
Honestly.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Where is she?
Speaker 15 (38:45):
So she's on the.
Speaker 17 (38:46):
Other side of the door.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
She's that's a little weird.
Speaker 17 (38:49):
She's been out of the room.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
So she Okay, you guys are like in the same apartment.
She's in a different room, your apartment. Yes, my god,
are you happy?
Speaker 21 (39:03):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Is she happy?
Speaker 15 (39:08):
Actually no, I can ask, Hey, honey, people on the
radio want and off we're happy.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
Not one if the.
Speaker 17 (39:16):
Relationship is going.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
Well, not twice if you have no one.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
I heard one, okay, only one knock.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
I think things are going all right?
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Okay, so things are moving forward in your guys' relationship clearly.
Speaker 15 (39:39):
Well, I mean they're moving plates.
Speaker 17 (39:42):
I mean we haven't.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
Like, you're not you're not asking if we've done that? Right?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
No, no, no, do what you need to do in
your own time.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
All right, Okay.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
But we'll give you some space. I know we've already
taken up probably way too much of your time, but hey, man,
keep us updated on yours and Justine's blossoming relationship.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, smiling ear to ear for both of you.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
And I don't mean in the physical way, just the
rest of the way.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
Keep us up.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Like tag us in some videos. Just kidding, that was
a joke.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
That was a joke, all right, Brooke and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Just like Jose's doctor appointment, something viral just won't go away.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
It goes away, it just comes back.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Oh well yeah, nowally, this viral thing is appearing on
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Wa wait a minute, I didn't touch Jimmy.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
No, it's not Jose's. Plus, a young lady from Tennessee
gets her entire college education paid for, and people all
over the country could do this. It's more way easier
than you think you're gonna hear. How In a brand
new TikTok click shot that's coming up right now. This month,
Apple just added new emojis to the iPhone and they've
(40:58):
got a harp of finger print in a freaking root vegetable,
but still no emoji for TikTok Click Come on, Apple,
do better. It's TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed the
biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get
right to your first TikTok Click Shock, which is from
(41:19):
something we've already discussed on the show this week, but
it just won't stop.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh tell me.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
It's the twins, Remember the sisters from Australia. They went
viral because they spoke in Unison while giving a news
interview about a carjacking that their mom was involved in. Well,
they just appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's late night show.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And he booked them already.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
They're in Australia, for god's sakes.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Yeah, there's something called phones. No, you didn't fly them in.
There's no money for.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
That entertainment too, I forget.
Speaker 6 (41:54):
Yeah, he did the cheap call across the ocean, and
of course they're going viral again. So let's listen. How
is your mother?
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Our mom is.
Speaker 21 (42:04):
Doing great and you know what she said it she's
doing fun because she had seven kids.
Speaker 20 (42:12):
You've caused quite a commotion with this video. When did
you become aware that you had delighted the globe?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Well, when we.
Speaker 21 (42:19):
Heard from your show.
Speaker 20 (42:24):
This seems like a comedy bit, but I know it's not.
Do you speak in tandem on purpose?
Speaker 12 (42:29):
No?
Speaker 21 (42:29):
No, No, this is us and where that's how we are.
We know that we annoy a lot of people out there,
But you know what, if they can't stand hearing us
talk how we do, they can just simply tell the
TV no.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I don't find it anymore at all.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Does it count that the woman has seven kids when
two of them are the same person?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Should it be only six?
Speaker 15 (42:59):
Well?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Do you really want to take the stance that twins
don't count?
Speaker 7 (43:01):
I mean, try to be.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
The same person who's the one that always leads?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
So do they switch?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
There is one.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Like a half second before.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
The more that I hear, the more it sounds fake
to me, like they're putting it on because they can't.
Speaker 11 (43:17):
They're not looking at each other, they're side by side,
they're talking to the reporter.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
When we did this on Laser Stories, we had listeners
texting in that they were on some TLC show and
then they also are married to the same guy.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
That's a whole the celebrity.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I mean, this is just what our listeners are telling
me on the textboart. I didn't fact check any of it.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
But if they're getting the same guy, I take every
o they're marriage him. I take everything bad back about
I said about that. They're amazing and they say they're
not putting it on. But if they keep having this
much success, they're probably going to replace our morning show soon.
Get ready for it.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Get ready for the.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Sisters in the mine. Oh god, we're never going to
be famous. You're next. Shot happened in Montana, where Brooke
went to quote college. Yeah, or could have just been
a drinking out post with a nice library, but yeah,
we'll call it. But anyway, This one involves the police,
(44:18):
where two teams of patrol officers were engaged in a
bingo competition. Now that doesn't sound too crazy on the surface,
but then the video came out of the sergeant explaining
why maybe it wasn't so good.
Speaker 18 (44:32):
Two teams of patrol officers were engaged in a bingo
competition where success in the game hinged on whether they
engaged in actions listed on the Bengo card. Then they
filled in squares of things that they wanted to see
happen or have happened, in order to check off that
box in the Bengo card. Son example of one of
those was to do a search warrant on a car, which,
(44:53):
in and of itself that is part of their duties.
The concern is if then they manipulated anything in order
to be able to search a car.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
I'm gonna pass around a picture of the Bingo card
that they were using.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
This one but blank naked.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, but what I mean they just wanted to get.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Naked on one of them.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
If they run across somebody who is completely naked a suspect,
then they can check it off of their Bingo.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
One of these recovered stolen bugle.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
This is like my kids get a Kindness Bingo card
during Kindness Month and they could check off good things.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
But this is for different crimes that they have stopped
and pulled over and seen. Thirteen different police officers were
involved in it.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
This a successful CPR.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I'm glad it's not unsuccessful CP.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
Or just attempted CPR would have been nicely successful. Yeah, okay, otherwise, sorry,
you don't get to check the card. Oh no, I
guess I could see why people in Montana would be very,
very upset about it.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I think it was maybe not make arresting people a
fun game.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Yeah, that's like, are you sure, because California would love well,
you should see the Florida Bingo cars. Woh yeah, that was.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Too easy to fill out.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, one is like has teeth. I can't check this
one off.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
So that was a TikTok click shock. We're going to
go to your final.
Speaker 7 (46:16):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
It's just from a woman named Crimson Price who's getting
millions of use for her unique story about how she
got her entire college education completely paid for. Oh here
it is.
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I am graduating college completely debt free because of Taco Bell.
If you work there, you can apply to get a scholarship.
It was what's your name, your GPA, and then all
you had to do was create a two minute video
talking about what you would do with the money and
total from working at Taco Bell if you only had
to work six months. I received forty thousand dollars just
(46:51):
from you guys donating your change every time you go
to order. Every time I'm in that Taco Bell drive through,
I'm like, yes, I would like to rund up my change.
Speaker 6 (46:57):
What. Yeah, they raise the money by people that are
willing to give up their change at the window, and
that goes towards the scholarship.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Fund that go to McDonald's.
Speaker 11 (47:11):
I always like try to see if I've changed to
put into the little McDonald house thing.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
I do know, those round up campaigns make millions of dollars,
Like they actually really truly make a difference because.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
You benefit off of them. I always round up with
So this girl got ten thousand dollars a year over
four years through Taco Bells Live Mosque Scholarship, And.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's like, my kid's first job is going to be
Taco Bell.
Speaker 12 (47:35):
Oh yeah, you don't have to for college anymore.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
That college fun.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Now her Live Moss goal is to become a pediatrician,
and she's finishing up her senior year at East Tennessee
State University, double majoring in biology and health sciences.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Tell Sciences ironic that you came from Taco Bell.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
In fact, every time I go to a Taco Bell
and I'm gonna be like, oh my god, all the
people here are so smart, like.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
They're Those were your TikTok stories for the day, Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
Today, we have a brand new player who has the
same name as a person who's been very, very important
in my life. She's raised me since birth from a
sweet little lion club into a fierce warrior of the
concrete jungle.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Did you just say hi, Lucy?
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Now that's my childhood housekeeper, Lucy. So let's talk to
new Lucy today. Lucy, Lucy for your name alone, I
hope that you absolutely crushed Brook. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13 (48:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Be careful, Be careful.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Jeffrey may get confused and start asking you to do
things that he would expect Lucy to do for him.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, you're cut the crust off his sandwiches and things
and like a.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Little like nuzzle into the check.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
That would be nice.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
You're down for that, Lucy?
Speaker 9 (49:03):
No, No, I'm good, lingo be able to get through this.
Speaker 6 (49:08):
This is not Lucy energy that I'm getting back from you.
So hopefully the trivia game helps smooth things over. Brook's
gonna leave the studio so we can get to the
questions here thirty seconds on the clocked answer as many
as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready, Lucy?
Speaker 9 (49:24):
I am?
Speaker 6 (49:25):
Your time starts now, on this day. In nineteen eighty five,
Coca Cola launched a wildly unpopular new flavor called what
today is also a World Laboratory Day name one of
the scientist puppets from the Muppet Show, uh Speaker. The
L represents what number in Roman numerals fifty catnus Eberdeen
(49:47):
is a character from what famous book series What Conqueror
ruled over the Mongol Empire in the thirteenth century, which
bodily organ filters your blood and keeps fluid levels balanced
the hearts. All right, Lucy, well done there, Brook's gonna
come back into the studio and let's learn a little
bit more about our new player. Lucy. Apparently she graduated
(50:11):
from college just two months ago, is a currently working
as a nanny and also doing grad school applications for
chemistry research. So, Lucy, from that, it sounds like you're
pretty much our stereotypical radio listener, extremely high level of
education and very very motivated. I'll be disappointed if you
(50:32):
don't get into Harvard or Yale.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Oh thank you, yes, Will you also be disappointed, Lucy?
Speaker 13 (50:38):
I will?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
I mean, I'm not a so you know.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
You don't even have to apply there after Harvard hears
this segment, They're just going to reach out and be like,
please come to our grands.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
They pick their application.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
We're huge there. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean mit were
like seconds.
Speaker 15 (50:55):
Yeah, yeah, could get my foot in the door.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
This way good.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
If you need a reference for anybody, yeah, Brooks gotcha.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yep, that's right.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
You need to write on your applications for grad schools.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
I played beatbrook.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Yeah, you're set for life. Lucy. Now let's get to Brooks.
Turn you ready, Yes, your time starts now. On this day.
In nineteen eighty five, Coca Cola launched a wildly unpopular
new flavor called.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
What Crystal, No, that's PEPSI shoot uh pass.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Today is also World Laboratory Day. Name one of the
scientist puppets from The Muppet Show Speaker. The letter L
represents what number in Roman numerals.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Fifty.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Catmus Everdeen is a character from what famous book series
What Conqueror ruled over the Mongol Empire in the thirteenth century.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh, what's his name?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Oh it's like one.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Out, I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
That's it. We're gonna head on over to the scoreboard
and see how you did with Jose the Bible. Head,
you know twenty thirty forty fifty characters in it. You
don't think I would be one of the characters of
today's modern Bible, Well said, yeah, Lucy, you got four crimes.
Speaker 17 (52:13):
How are you feeling, Lucy, I'm feeling great.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Yeah, Brook got.
Speaker 17 (52:17):
For I knew it.
Speaker 6 (52:23):
I knew because of your name alone, you were gonna
take down Brook. Congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
See I was like smarter like chemistry.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:32):
Yeah, don't be mad at perfection. Brook. Let's go over
the answers for everybody on this day. In nineteen eighty five,
Coca Cola launched its wildly unpopular new flavor called New Coke.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 7 (52:44):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (52:44):
I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 6 (52:46):
It makes sense that you haven't heard of it because
it was canceled like immediately. Today is also World Laboratory Day.
The name of the scientist puppets from The Muppet Show
are Doctor Bunsen, Honeydew, and his assistant Beaker. Yeah, it's
all right. The letter L represents fifty in Roman numerals.
Catmus Everdeen is from the Hunger Games, the conqueror who
ruled over the Mongol Empire in the thirteenth century would
(53:08):
be Genghis time. Yes, Lucy knew that was We got
one more question and she didn't get it right. The
bottom of the organ that filters your blood and keeps
fluid levels balanced are your kidneys.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
So I would have done with liver.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
It doesn't matter because it was enough to beat Brook.
So you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.
We're giving you two tickets to see the Seattle Mariners
take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday, April twenty seventh
at T Mobile Park.
Speaker 9 (53:37):
Okay, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Oh yes, Lucy, you better become the most famous chemist
that was ever born after this, so at least I
can say I lost to Nobel Prize winner.
Speaker 6 (53:50):
Yeah, all right, knowing Lucy, she's going to go even
higher than that. So well done, Lucy. Come back and
play again soon. We'll do it again, same time tomorrow
and Jeffrey in the morning.
Hey, welcome to the brand new full show. It's Brook
and Jeffrey. You have found the podcast and we have
one of the most favorite couples from our second date
update back today for a second.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Which I'm so excited for you to hear. They really are.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
But let's start with some comments.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Oh the Fox nine seven two seven.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Oh wait, there's only one Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I know, that's right, Thank you, Jose.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Not the Brooke Fox. I said, always a great time listening.
I listened to y'all as I brave the crazy text
and traffic to work every day.
Speaker 6 (00:27):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I appreciate y'all for keeping me somewhat sane.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thank you so much for commenting. And hey, leave birthday
comments for Jose. It's his birthday.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm laughing that that guy thinks that liking our show
is sane.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh oh yeah, Broa.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah that's a good point. Jose, Happy birthday, buddy.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Let's get this full show started.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And do you
believe in brainwashing?
Speaker 7 (00:54):
What?
Speaker 8 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Are you gonna try to convince me?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Because if so, you will follow Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube,
and you will leave a comment about how Jeffrey gets
more and more handsome as he ages. You will do
this at the conclusion of this segment, I will do this,
and we're back.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
That's broken, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
But I only bring up brainwashing because what a nice
random thing for you to sound random. But people on
social media have been talking about things we've been one
hundred percent brainwashed into believing that we need when we
really don't love me. Number One, an endless stream of
clothes and accessories to keep up with every modern trend happening.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, because all you actually need is a subscription to
write your clothes came up and not hurt the earth at.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The same time.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah, it's not brainwashing, it's fashion.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Honestly, change my fashion game.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Number two, big expensive weddings, he actually needs those, that's
all brain watch.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's a flex at the end of the day.
Speaker 9 (02:04):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's the same with the whole diamond industry. Don't you
even get me.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Started on those stupid engagement rings that all look the same.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm sorry, Okay, we're.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Moving on moving We're not getting you started. Rent and watched, Okay,
unless you rent your diamonds, diamonds.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I think that's usually considered stealing.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Number three social media everything washing. No, that's just silly.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
You will follow Brook, TikTok on install YouTube and the
Chinese social media to all of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Number four on the list super white teeth to the
point where it looks unnatural.
Speaker 11 (02:47):
See that's the thing, Like, I really want to get veneers,
but you see, people have the worst, the worst, brightest smiles.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
It can backfire.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You just need to find a good person to do
your veneers.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, there are some good ones.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Number five, I have this fabric softener. Apparently that's just
a hoax. Number six is carrying around a water bottle
and drinking water all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I'm not actually necessary for you all the time. Brainwashed
to think you've been not actually thirsty.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I've been through my entire childhood in the nineties without
drinking a zip of water.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, so we don't need this much water.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
If you like any of those things, you've only been
brainwashed to think that you need them. Like we have
actually learned to enjoy the shock collar question of the day.
And I don't know if it's brainwashing. But I just
don't feel right till my throat has been jilted with
the electricity. So James, stop wasting time and give us
our fix.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Really good Today.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Today is National Scream Day.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh, we're all going to do it together.
Speaker 12 (03:56):
It's the one day a year you're encouraged to shout
into the void and the void my just scream back.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
I know who is that?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
And the number one.
Speaker 12 (04:04):
Place to hear screaming besides the dungeon underneath Brooks House
is at the movies during a terrifying horror flag. Yeah,
that's why today we're talking about the greatest cinematic screams
of all time during a special Who Screamed It? Edition
twenty of twenty. So what you guys need to do
(04:25):
is pick a number one through twenty. I will ask
you about a famous movie featuring an iconic scream. You
may need to tell me the name of the movie,
or the actor, or the traumatic reason they just shattered glass.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I'll just answer.
Speaker 12 (04:36):
Correctly to stay in the game. Okay, we'll start with
the woman who was the person in this room who
most recently screamed after the ice cream truck Alexis, Yeah,
come back. They don't turn around, say five Alexis. This
famous nineteen sixty horror classic features a woman screaming her
(04:58):
lungs out in the shower before she gets stabbed by
a guy who really loves his mom. What's the what's
the name of the movie.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Jake did give American Psycho where he people dresses it
for help?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yes, I would go older.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I just assume those are all really old.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't know years on any of them.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
The ice cream truck is coming down the street. Hurry better, answer.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Shows a robotic Okay, it just go with ghosts.
Speaker 12 (05:23):
American Psycho, American Psycho in one word, too many. It's
just psycho, right, Yes it is. It's also the first
movie where showed a flushing toilet.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Sony, very scary ice.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Cream for sure, Love Hitchcock. This is hour over to
Brook Scary number thirteen.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Oh Brook, you're really going towards it, Brook.
Speaker 12 (05:47):
Your iconic scream happened in a nineteen eighties horror flick.
And your only hint is hes Johnny.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Johnny, And it's in the hotel and there's the twins.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Oh my god, it's called parrot Trap.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Shining.
Speaker 12 (06:10):
I thought that lack of water as a child triveled
your brain.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
But you got it there at the end.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
Alexis, you're still out. Sorry, I meant to say, Jose,
Five and thirteen.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Are off the board.
Speaker 13 (06:21):
All right, let's go twelve Jose in the opening scene
of the nineteen ninety six hit Scream, which actress freaks
out while making popcorn, answering creepy phone calls, and not
surviving the first ten minutes of the movie.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
Okay, this is easy, and that's why I'm like, I
gotta just remember it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I remember being stunned that they killed her.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I just because I remember.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
It's a big actress and she's really she was, and
she dies it in the first ten minutes, and you're like,
why put them in the movie?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
She's still huge?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah, in the Scary movie parody, it's Carmen Electra, that
is right, right, and so it's probably someone like her.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm just gonna go in sk Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Hose says Barrymore.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I thought it was making that up.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Oh jeez, you got Jeffrey, it's your turn. Twelve, thirteen,
and five are off the board. Nineteen Jeffrey in what
nineteen ninety nine horror movie does a film student scream
cry snot all over the camera and apologize to everyone's
mom while getting very lost in the woods.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, Woods, I never saw you know it.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I was too afraid to watch it in theaters because
again I was like, I don't know, eight or nine.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
My friend threw up even have an option to watch
it in theater.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
All my friends were going at nine years old. Yeah,
it was like the cool thing to go and watch
it be scared.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I can't fathom my kid go to if scary.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Even with you right now, you can't fathom your children
leaving the house. It's totally different horror. Yeah, it's very,
very famous Blair Witch Project. That is you correct, Jeffrey.
Speaker 12 (07:56):
Your budget of sixty thousand dollars, it made two hundred
and fifty million dollars. Super Brook, We're back to you.
You get this right, and you will win today's edition
of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I got it, give me number one, number one.
Speaker 12 (08:09):
Brook, in which classic nineteen eighty nine rom com does
a woman scream happen in the middle of a deli,
followed by the famous line I'll have what she's having, Sally,
and I'll lead both actors' names as.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, well, you need them actors names.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's Sally Fields and Billy Crystal.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It was Billy Crystal. I don't think Sally Field Sally.
Speaker 12 (08:31):
It was Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. And when Harry
met Sally, I win, Jose and Jeff win today.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's very good.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I think Brooke not knowing every single actor and credit
in the Harry met Sally movie makes it that she
deserves to get shocked today. So you're gonna get shocked
while singing I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston,
totally in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Yeah, well lie a.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Lot longer, but all I got. It's your chocolic question
of the day. Your phone TAP's coming up in just
a few.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
The trouble with lying to get out of work is
you have to be creative with your excuses. Okay, your
grandma can only die so many times before your boss
will start to.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Get suspencied stepmothers and twenty grandmothers.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, there is a limit to it, which is why
one of our listeners feels terrible because she went super
creative with her excuse to get out of just one
day at her stressful job, and somehow that turned into
months of lying and deceiving her coworkers. The guilt is
too much, which is why today she wants to come
(09:54):
clean and confess the truth. During a brand new mass speaker,
it's coming up.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
You don't hear me?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Concession, I can't take back earl arms mouse speak Texan
seven eighty five nine two says my fifteen year old
son recently decided he can now grow facial hair.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Oh wait, he decided.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
I don't have the heart to tell him his patchy
little mustache makes him look like a pervert. A a
lesson every man has to learn for himself.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, I had a beard.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
That's true. You need to let your children make their
own mistakes in the right so that we can have
content for the second. The mass speaker, we need mistake
makers to come on and tell their secrets here, and
we'll keep you anonymous for it. Like today's listener who's
chosen to go by the code name Lindsey. Today, Lindsey,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
Oh how are you?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Have you waxed your patchy mustache lately?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Lindsay, Oh, apparently you've made some mistakes in your life,
which we love to hear because the voice changer is on.
You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear
your confession.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Okay, it sounds like a big one with that type
of breath.
Speaker 14 (11:09):
Wow, I have never never told this anyway, so it's
good I can get it off my chest. I used
to work at a retail warehouse and once a year
we had to do this like massive backstock inventory day,
where you basically it's horrible.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I mean, yes, sound it's just the name of it
sounds terrible.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
Bad comparison, I used to work at Subway, like the
Sands place, and there would have an inventory day and
everyone had to come in.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
We had to count every single thing.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Terrible of it.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Was that two or three at the start of there.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
But I just ate one.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
It sounds like a nightmare, Lindsay.
Speaker 14 (11:52):
I'm telling you it was the worst day and I
absolutely hated it. And one year on inventory day, I
showed up to work and I just didn't feel like
doing it, like it just you know, I I did
not want to spend hours listing and counting me heavy boxes.
(12:15):
And I know I shouldn't have done this, but I
sort of like gave into the devil on my.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Shoulder, if you will.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
And I went to.
Speaker 15 (12:25):
My manager.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Down.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
Yeah, I guess you're right. It could have been worse.
I said, I don't know if I should be lifting
stuff right now because I'm pregnant, no.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Wrist.
Speaker 14 (12:45):
I don't know what came over me, or it was
this light bulb that was like, Aha, that's how I.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Could get out of this pregnancy brain is what made
you think of that?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
But the pregnant, Yeah, that's the problem. The line isn't bad?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Is still you have.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Health insurance through that?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
What did happen?
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Well, so then you have to be pregnant. And I
realized that when everyone in the warehouse gets all excited
for me, they started graduating.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Tell them it was a secret.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Still, yes, so many she didn't think this because she's
not a real pregnant woman.
Speaker 14 (13:26):
Brought out this like special folding chair for me to
sit on, and I only did the bar code scanning
that day, which honestly was amazing.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Meanwhile, there was an actual six month pregnant woman.
Speaker 14 (13:41):
So then the week went on and I started to
realize that I had made a giant mistake.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean, I bet your coworkers were starting to plan
a baby shower for you, for God's sakes.
Speaker 16 (13:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
They started bringing me stuff like homemade cookies, questions like
have you thought of names? And when's the dude date?
Are you having craving?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
When's the dud date? Next year? On inventory?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Away? Let this one cook at?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (14:16):
I was like, why are these people so invested?
Speaker 17 (14:19):
I didn't up you're.
Speaker 14 (14:24):
The worst though, was when I showed up one Friday
and they decorated my work area with streamers and balloons
and little signs that said baby on board and they
got a chase.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh my god, did your ovaries just kind of shrivel
up a little bit?
Speaker 15 (14:41):
I know?
Speaker 14 (14:42):
And I didn't even really know these coworkers very well,
and they're being so generous. So at this point I
almost came clean right there.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
And no, everyone's gonna hate you.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh yeah, double hate you.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:55):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
No, you got to go out and get pregnant as
soon as you can.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
You have a.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Boyfriend to put a post on craigsli well.
Speaker 14 (15:03):
Instead of going and getting pregnant, which actually probably would
have been a better thing.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Wait what did you do?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
How did you get out of it?
Speaker 14 (15:15):
I decided I couldn't work there anymore and I left.
I told my boss I was going to take an
indefinite leave to focus on being a mom.
Speaker 15 (15:24):
And I guess.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You didn't even take maternity leave.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well.
Speaker 14 (15:31):
I got a new job a few weeks later, and
I made sure to literally block everyone possible in social
media that worked there.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Do you know someone found out?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
There's got to be one person from your former job
that knows what actually happened.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Why is she riding a roller coaster? Doesn't she have
a baby?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But the thing is, you don't question it because you
never know, you know, you know, you never know what
can happen during pregnancy.
Speaker 14 (15:56):
Yeah, I don't know. I just I'm still super embarrassed
about it. And I did keep one of the baby
gifts that someone gave me. It was a hand knitted
bean for the baby.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh my, someday, if you're actually a mom, you'll be like,
this is my little guilt cap.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (16:21):
So I actually have it on my desk now to
remind me of how nice everybody was. Maybe I'm the
one who needs a little bit of a lesson, because I.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Totally sounds like you've you've grown and you've matured, said.
Speaker 14 (16:37):
I'd like to say so about helping me get it
off of my chest.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's a big reason you made off of your belly.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah yeah, wait broke, would you ever really have kids?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Actually both of my pregnancies were totally fucking nowhere.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I've got an eleven year old that doesn't actually exist.
Speaker 18 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Text in to seven eight, five nine too. If you
have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you our
next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right after this.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Have you guys heard about how hotels are putting in
this new thing called we fi fi?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh yeah, but you know about that.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
No, not wi Fi. We Fi is the new censor
that they're putting in shower drains to tell if the
guests are going to the bathroom in there. You know,
we fiver one. You haven't heard of it.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You better not pee in the shower.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Maybe maybe it's not a new thing yet, but we
tell a frequent business traveler that it is real and
we know what he's been doing in their topic in
your phone tap right now, Hello, good morning, Am I
speaking with mister philis.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Is this him?
Speaker 17 (17:56):
Who's this?
Speaker 15 (17:57):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I'm calling from the Fremont Hotel. I'm the manager here,
munch Nutley. Okay, yeah, you stayed with us last week, correct, Yeah? Yeah,
And while we do appreciate your patronage, I need to
let you know that you will not be allowed back
in the hotel or any of our residences throughout the country.
Speaker 15 (18:19):
What.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Oh, are you surprised by that?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (18:23):
Yeah, why I stay with you all the time.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
I know that we actually notice you're a gold member,
so that will be taken away from you as well.
Speaker 19 (18:32):
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, why I didn't do anything.
I come in, I stay for a little bit, I leave.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Okay, I think we know that's not one hundred percent true.
Speaker 17 (18:41):
It's here, that is true, guy. I do it for business.
Speaker 19 (18:45):
I come in, I come to different states, I stay
for a bit.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Okay. Just hearing the sound of your voice, it sounds
like you're getting defensive.
Speaker 19 (18:51):
Yeah, I'm frustrated because there's no reason why you should
be doing this.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Well, there is a reason, because you peede in our shower.
Why sir, listen, we have proof.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
Proof that in the shower for the.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Last sixty days, our hotel has actually been running our
Eco clean initiative program where all of our showers have
been equipped with Wi Fi sensors Wi Fi sensor certain
not Wi Fi Wi Fi as in we tracking your pee?
Speaker 17 (19:20):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Their discrete sensors placed into the drains that monitor for
certain non sterile fluids. It tracks if any of the
guests pee in the showers during their stay. Yours went
off three separate times.
Speaker 17 (19:37):
I don't care what it did. It wasn't me in
your shower.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Okay, let's fine, Let's take a look at your Wi
Fi log.
Speaker 17 (19:44):
So are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (19:45):
So Saturday at seven forty two am, also at ten
sixteen pm, and the next morning on Sunday another golden
dusting showed up at eight forty seven am.
Speaker 19 (19:55):
Another golden dusting.
Speaker 17 (19:58):
Yes this, No, this, this is absurd.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
It is absurd because this is not your house, is it? Mister?
Speaker 17 (20:05):
Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
How would you like it if I went to your
place and I went and peed all over your shower
three times tomorrow?
Speaker 17 (20:12):
I don't think I would know.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Well, you would know, because you'd have to let me in,
like we let you into our lovely room, and you
desecrated it.
Speaker 17 (20:21):
I wouldn't have followed you into the shower.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, sir, your argument is frankly nonsensical and completely irrelevant.
For now, you are banned from all properties. And now, yes,
if you do try to book with us again, anybody
at guest services will know that you are yellow flagged.
Speaker 19 (20:40):
So yellow flag yellow, that's low yellow flag.
Speaker 17 (20:44):
That is that a p joke?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
No, that's just the normal warning color we use. Sounds
like maybe you're subconscious picked up on it.
Speaker 19 (20:52):
Though, Oh my god, this country is going down.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Well it might have something to do with the things
that people are doing in the bathroom. So if you
have a problem, you probably need to look in the mirror.
Speaker 17 (21:04):
No, I'm not trying to book with you ever. Again.
Speaker 19 (21:07):
Thank you very much for your pillows and your dust
might blanket.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
So now now you're just lashing out at me because
you know that it's true, and.
Speaker 19 (21:15):
You, hey, buddy, you've got an awful job, you know that.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yeah, dealing with trash like you, it is pretty awful.
Speaker 19 (21:22):
So wait, you're the manager, you're you're a manager, and
you're talking to me like this.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Well, I'm just I'm talking to you the way that
you're talking to me.
Speaker 17 (21:31):
So yeah, but I'm not the manager of a company.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Well you know, I'm just trying to manage this conversation
where you've desecrated our lovely bathrooms.
Speaker 19 (21:38):
Oh my god, I hope people come and piss all
over your mattress.
Speaker 15 (21:43):
I hope.
Speaker 17 (21:45):
Everywhere in your hotel.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
I mean, considering your history, you probably already have.
Speaker 17 (21:50):
I hope. I hope you your pants when you go
to bed at night.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I hope that you pee yourself when you find out
that this is actually a prank call. And you're on
the radio right now, so.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
This no no.
Speaker 19 (22:01):
I hope you get on a sprink calling you're.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
No, Like, I'm serious, seriously telling you that you're on
the radio, serious on the Yeah, you're on a show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. My name is
jeff I'm doing a phone tap on you. Dude. Your
wife Dixie set you.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
Up for it, stupid.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
She told us that you do it sometimes at the
shower at home. She suspected that you do it when
you're on the road traveling too.
Speaker 19 (22:31):
Oh my god, I do I pee in every shower
I get a chance.
Speaker 17 (22:35):
You admit it, Yeah, I admit it.
Speaker 19 (22:37):
I think everybody's peeing in the shower.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well, we know for sure. My co host brook Is,
so at least you have a little company.
Speaker 19 (22:44):
Whoever that is, She's a fine person.
Speaker 17 (22:47):
Get a ring.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Weeke up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Is there anybody more averse to displays of romantic affection
than our own Alexis.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Fuller, I don't you didn't even have to finish the.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
She once called the cops on an elderly couple kissing
on a park bench.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Don't do it there.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
But the two people in today's call were so sweet
and cute together. It even melted Alexis's cold love, hating heart.
But the bond was so strong. We're having them back on,
hopefully to make Alexis puke from cuteness during a special
(23:39):
second date update update. So excited it's happening right after
this second date updated. You know, the saying opposites attract.
I don't know if that's really true, at least not
in today's call.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Okay, I mean it typically is, But why do you say.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Because the woman on the phone said that her and
her date both have blonde hair, they both enjoy chocolate pudding,
and they both have the same mother.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
How is that gross?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
I mean, okay, I don't know about the last one.
I may I may have slept that in. It would
be an interesting twist if that turned out to be
the case.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's not the word. That's I'd use illegal.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
We draw the line at cousin stuff on this show.
But please welcome Justine to the program.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Hey, Justine, you do realize the same mother makes you siblings, even.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Not cousins only by blood brook So, Justine, you send
in your email that you bonded with this guy because
you had a lot of similarities. What similarities did you notice?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
Well, we're both really quiet and talk softer.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
During this what's his name? By the way, Okay, how
did you meet him?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
We met it the pink at the bank.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Why do you have to go into a bank?
Speaker 9 (25:03):
I don't like who does that anymore?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, I think it's interesting that two quiet people would
meet in person like who.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Well, actually we were both filling out paperwork side by side,
and I asked him to borrow his pen. But I
didn't even like say words.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
I just was like, just hold your hand out.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You pointed with a nice smile.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, exactly, and that's kind of how it got started.
It was pretty sweet.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
That's kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
You're both cute, though it was purely vi.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, so what did you guys do when you went out?
Speaker 9 (25:41):
We wound up going to this little Mediterranean place, and
like we were texting before we went, and we agreed
to each bring notebooks, so we just wrote each other
notes at dinner.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Very fun for you, but this is adorable? Was it?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
The whole time he wrote notes?
Speaker 9 (26:04):
I mean, we talked to the waiter, okay.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Okay, order, but for the rest of the time you
two tried to stay quiet and just enjoy and soak
up each other's silence.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Well, no, no, they shared information still, but yeah, but quiet, yeah,
quietly in their way.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
Yeah, I bet there's a lot of smiles every time
the note got passed back, though, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
It sounds hot.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Well, like we wound up laughing the whole time, like
we really enjoyed each other's company, which is kind of awesome.
But there was a mistake. The waiter brought out only
one meal at first, and it was what I had
ordered it, but they put it down in front of
Ken and so he started eating and I was like,
(26:48):
I wrote a note and I said, no, that's mine,
and he wrote back mine what.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh no, I'm not. He didn't say not anymore.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Yeah, right, so it made us laugh. We both laughed.
It was really fun.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Did you get food? I worried?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Thanks for worrying. Yeah, okay. He gave me back my
dinner and then his showed up.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Like a challenge to not talk. It almost sounds like
it would be to break it first.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Sounds like a challenge to them would be to talk.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah, like for certain people, like talking is a big struggle,
but like, this is the perfect date for two people
that are kind of shy and introverted.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You guys shared the last kiss by just drawing lips
on two pieces of paper and putting them together.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
That's funny, but no, So tell us after the quiet dinner,
how did the date end?
Speaker 9 (27:35):
It didn't And the dinner, which was kind of nice,
really got ice cream and we were people watching and
I pulled out my notebook and said we should do
this again sometime and he wrote yes, But that was
like more than two weeks ago. Well that's not true.
It's almost two weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I guess. Almost two weeks. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I feel like this guy is going to be a
slow mover just from the viby he's given.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, No, it's just who he is in the mail.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Like, I don't think I would be worried that he
hadn't contacted you in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
You guys literally do sound like an old married couple
with like you guys go to the bank. You guys
write each other notes, enjoy each other's silence, and sit
on a park bench eating ice cream together.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
Sounds like you guys just text, though obviously you're not
on the phone a lot.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
I mean I sent him a text.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
Okay, that must have been a struggle for you.
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Though, you guys are.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Making me bless. I can't believe how hard my cheeks
are burning.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'm going to say real quick, I am really impressed
that you're doing this, because you are really putting yourself
in a place that isn't a comfortable zone for you.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
That's cool, and that's actually the deal is like, I
feel like I need your help because it's so awkward
to call him. Yeah, and you guys are so good
at the talking.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I don't know if we're good at talking, but we
can do a lot of things.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
So awkward Tuesday, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
So we're gonna come back. We're gonna call quiet Ken
for you and see if we can silently and get
him to agree to another date. We're gonna do it
right after this hold on second Date update.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
A second date update update, and we're gonna find out
how the.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Couple is doing right after you here part two.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
We probably just met one of the sweetest people that
we've ever had on this show before. I hope not.
Her name is Justine. She is quiet, she's kind sounding,
she's got a very genuine laugh. It made us all
feel good about ourselves no matter what we said. I mean, honestly,
(29:46):
that's so rare. If we get this guy Ken on
the phone and he says something rude or disrespectful about her,
I'm just letting you I am treating her like a
little sister to our show, and I'm gonna be standing
up for her.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Core are you fighting him?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I don't know if she wants to be a little sister,
but I'm.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Just saying I'm in her corner.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Okay, Okay, got it?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
And I mean it already sounds like her heart is breaking,
because who goes on a silent date and has a
great time. Justine and this guy, apparently the only communication
that was had the entire time was via handwritten note.
So we need to figure out how to get him
on the line and figure out why he is not
jumping to get on another date.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
With her, honestly, like he can't have a multitude of
options here.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
This is a guy who barely talks.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Okay, this is her future husband that you're talking.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I don't it in the medway.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm just saying he's not out there being a player,
you know, like he's got out running game because he
can't pass notes to just any hot lady that walks by.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
It's not like he's just just on the field.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Justine, Do you want to defend your man?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
No, that's she knows what I mean, right, Okay, how.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Do you want to just walk into a library and
ris up everyone in silence?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
It's possible.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
I mean, he could be like a silent casanova.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
That exist so many singles at the library.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
All right, just stay quiet, Justine. I know you're not
gonna have any trouble with that. But we're gonna call
him and talk to you.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Tries to pipe in, We're not gonna hear. We'll we'll
make it obvious.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Okay, thank you, all right, hold on, here we go.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Hey is this Ken?
Speaker 20 (31:38):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (31:40):
Yeah speaking? They can uh good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Yeah. You're probably hearing a lot of voices right now,
and that's because you're on the radio with Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Why what what? Sorry? Who you called him?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yeah, we don't want to overwhelm you, but we're doing
a segment here. It's called second Date Update, and one
of our listeners asked us to reach out to you
because you went on an awesome date with her the
other day.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well, she thought it was awesome.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
Yeah, we all thought it was awesome too, because we
heard a little bit about it. We're talking about Justine.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, I think you guys went out almost two
weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
That is correct, Okay, okay, I mean she told us
about the day that you two hung out, and it
sounded pretty unique, at least for us. We do a
lot of these calls, but we haven't heard a lot
of dates where two people go out and stay quiet
and actually enjoy it.
Speaker 15 (32:40):
I I'm so sorry, just one second.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You okay, I don't know, maybes at work or something.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
He's nervous. He's throwing up right now. There's a lot
of talking library Okay, hey Ken, Sorry.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So look, it sounds like you're busy right now.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Yeah, we don't want to like take up too much
of your time. But bottom line is, Justine says she
had a great time. The question is she's not getting
any signals back that you wanted to hang out again,
and she's kind of disappointed by that.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
I am, I kind of don't want to hang out again.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh buddy, why.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
I mean, you were passing notes right, we were talking
about ourselves and I started running out of things to say.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
Oh I hate I.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Mean, it would be a lot to write because yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
It is hard when there's a lull in conversation to
force a question. Yeah, the first couple are okay, but
by the third or fourth you're like.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
So you shouldn't feel bad. That happens on all first dates.
Speaker 15 (33:45):
I feel like I get that you guys don't understand.
I literally told everything about myself.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Oh, you ran out of things to like reveal about
on the on the first date.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
That should be impossible.
Speaker 15 (33:57):
Bro books, movies, interests, foods.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
But there's more people than what you and.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I mean, I don't think you're giving yourself credit.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
I think you're giving me too much.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I've got to you might surprise. I can understand you
feel a little bit nervous and intimidated. But what are
you worried about? Like, what's the harm in seeing her again?
Speaker 15 (34:25):
I am I'm worried she's gonna find out I'm not
just quiet like she is. I'm boring, boring.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That just broke my little heart.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
You're not boring when you do another date.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's what you talk about.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
The whole date is the activity, like a new topic,
you know, just what happened in the last Yeah, exactly
you are.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
I'm just always going to replay the Xactly you are
just the calm in a world full of chaos. We
need people like you. You balance out all us idiots. Yeah,
and it doesn't matter if you think that you're boring
or you're not enough. Somebody that believes that your plenty
is Justine And don't just trust me. She's on the
(35:06):
other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
This is pretty bold.
Speaker 15 (35:12):
There, I'm here, you guys shooting me right now. She's
been listening.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I think he's about to have a heart attacked.
Speaker 15 (35:27):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 17 (35:28):
I can't all that.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Why Why?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Because it was my idea. I was too nervous to
call you, and I called somebody who could, and these
sweet people have I didn't. We didn't mean to scare you.
It feels like maybe it backfired.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
No, no, not at all. I'm really glad to move
from you again.
Speaker 17 (36:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 11 (36:01):
I feel like if we wouldn't have gotten involved, they
would have never talked to each other.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Make about us.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
We are amazing.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Contact us.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Look, I understand that you're really nervous Ken about talking
to her and coming across a certain way. I think
the pressure of being in a quiet setting is a lot.
I think the next date that you go on like
you're just in the wrong venue. Do something that's loud,
go to a sporting event, like go to a comedy
show where there's other stuff to point at and talk
about rather than just sitting quietly together.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Comedy would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It would be fun. Would that be fun for you? Ken?
Speaker 15 (36:44):
That sounds like it would happen.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay, she is so funny.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Look, the whole goal of this is to set you
guys up on another date in lockdow that down and
we would pay for it. So Justine, now that you
know how he feels, you still want to go out
with him again very much?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Okay, Okay, you hear that like, that's got to feel good, right?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Did you hang up?
Speaker 15 (37:13):
Hello? I'm sorry I dropped my phone. Sounds that sounds creepy.
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Okay. We will send you guys out on another day
and we're gonna pay for it.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Okay, awesome, Thank you so much. I'm so grateful you guys.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Okay, it just makes me want to go to the
old room and shout cat Cat.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Cat, Cat, Cat cat cat.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Okay, see it feels good.
Speaker 15 (37:40):
That's a little terrifying.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
Okay, so we should have whispered it for my bad.
Yeah again, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Hang up.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
Maybe one of the sweetest second date calls that we've
ever done on the show.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I have been dying.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
All of our listeners have been asking for months to
get an update on this, and now we've got him back.
Welcome Ken and Justine back to the show. How's it going, guys.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
Justine isn't here right now?
Speaker 6 (38:19):
It's just wait, it said that you guys were both
going to be on the call.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
Yeah, well, we had dinner with her parents last night,
and she's feeling a little.
Speaker 17 (38:31):
Overexposed too much social Yeah, feeling up.
Speaker 15 (38:36):
To the social element right now.
Speaker 17 (38:38):
She is here though.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Wait, does that mean you guys are still together?
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Yeah, it's been going great.
Speaker 17 (38:43):
Honestly.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Where is she?
Speaker 15 (38:45):
So she's on the.
Speaker 17 (38:46):
Other side of the door.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
She's that's a little weird.
Speaker 17 (38:49):
She's been out of the room.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
So she Okay, you guys are like in the same apartment.
She's in a different room, your apartment. Yes, my god,
are you happy?
Speaker 21 (39:03):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Is she happy?
Speaker 15 (39:08):
Actually no, I can ask, Hey, honey, people on the
radio want and off we're happy.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
Not one if the.
Speaker 17 (39:16):
Relationship is going.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
Well, not twice if you have no one.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
I heard one, okay, only one knock.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
I think things are going all right?
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Okay, so things are moving forward in your guys' relationship clearly.
Speaker 15 (39:39):
Well, I mean they're moving plates.
Speaker 17 (39:42):
I mean we haven't.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
Like, you're not you're not asking if we've done that? Right?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
No, no, no, do what you need to do in
your own time.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
All right, Okay.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
But we'll give you some space. I know we've already
taken up probably way too much of your time, but hey, man,
keep us updated on yours and Justine's blossoming relationship.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, smiling ear to ear for both of you.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
And I don't mean in the physical way, just the
rest of the way.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
Keep us up.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Like tag us in some videos. Just kidding, that was
a joke.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
That was a joke, all right, Brooke and Jeffrey in
the morning.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Just like Jose's doctor appointment, something viral just won't go away.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
It goes away, it just comes back.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Oh well yeah, nowally, this viral thing is appearing on
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Wa wait a minute, I didn't touch Jimmy.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
No, it's not Jose's. Plus, a young lady from Tennessee
gets her entire college education paid for, and people all
over the country could do this. It's more way easier
than you think you're gonna hear. How In a brand
new TikTok click shot that's coming up right now. This month,
Apple just added new emojis to the iPhone and they've
(40:58):
got a harp of finger print in a freaking root vegetable,
but still no emoji for TikTok Click Come on, Apple,
do better. It's TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed the
biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get
right to your first TikTok Click Shock, which is from
(41:19):
something we've already discussed on the show this week, but
it just won't stop.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh tell me.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
It's the twins, Remember the sisters from Australia. They went
viral because they spoke in Unison while giving a news
interview about a carjacking that their mom was involved in. Well,
they just appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's late night show.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And he booked them already.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
They're in Australia, for god's sakes.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Yeah, there's something called phones. No, you didn't fly them in.
There's no money for.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
That entertainment too, I forget.
Speaker 6 (41:54):
Yeah, he did the cheap call across the ocean, and
of course they're going viral again. So let's listen. How
is your mother?
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Our mom is.
Speaker 21 (42:04):
Doing great and you know what she said it she's
doing fun because she had seven kids.
Speaker 20 (42:12):
You've caused quite a commotion with this video. When did
you become aware that you had delighted the globe?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Well, when we.
Speaker 21 (42:19):
Heard from your show.
Speaker 20 (42:24):
This seems like a comedy bit, but I know it's not.
Do you speak in tandem on purpose?
Speaker 12 (42:29):
No?
Speaker 21 (42:29):
No, No, this is us and where that's how we are.
We know that we annoy a lot of people out there,
But you know what, if they can't stand hearing us
talk how we do, they can just simply tell the
TV no.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I don't find it anymore at all.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Does it count that the woman has seven kids when
two of them are the same person?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Should it be only six?
Speaker 15 (42:59):
Well?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Do you really want to take the stance that twins
don't count?
Speaker 7 (43:01):
I mean, try to be.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
The same person who's the one that always leads?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
So do they switch?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
There is one.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Like a half second before.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
The more that I hear, the more it sounds fake
to me, like they're putting it on because they can't.
Speaker 11 (43:17):
They're not looking at each other, they're side by side,
they're talking to the reporter.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
When we did this on Laser Stories, we had listeners
texting in that they were on some TLC show and
then they also are married to the same guy.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
That's a whole the celebrity.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I mean, this is just what our listeners are telling
me on the textboart. I didn't fact check any of it.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
But if they're getting the same guy, I take every
o they're marriage him. I take everything bad back about
I said about that. They're amazing and they say they're
not putting it on. But if they keep having this
much success, they're probably going to replace our morning show soon.
Get ready for it.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Get ready for the.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Sisters in the mine. Oh god, we're never going to
be famous. You're next. Shot happened in Montana, where Brooke
went to quote college. Yeah, or could have just been
a drinking out post with a nice library, but yeah,
we'll call it. But anyway, This one involves the police,
(44:18):
where two teams of patrol officers were engaged in a
bingo competition. Now that doesn't sound too crazy on the surface,
but then the video came out of the sergeant explaining
why maybe it wasn't so good.
Speaker 18 (44:32):
Two teams of patrol officers were engaged in a bingo
competition where success in the game hinged on whether they
engaged in actions listed on the Bengo card. Then they
filled in squares of things that they wanted to see
happen or have happened, in order to check off that
box in the Bengo card. Son example of one of
those was to do a search warrant on a car, which,
(44:53):
in and of itself that is part of their duties.
The concern is if then they manipulated anything in order
to be able to search a car.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
I'm gonna pass around a picture of the Bingo card
that they were using.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
This one but blank naked.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, but what I mean they just wanted to get.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Naked on one of them.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
If they run across somebody who is completely naked a suspect,
then they can check it off of their Bingo.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
One of these recovered stolen bugle.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
This is like my kids get a Kindness Bingo card
during Kindness Month and they could check off good things.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
But this is for different crimes that they have stopped
and pulled over and seen. Thirteen different police officers were
involved in it.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
This a successful CPR.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
I'm glad it's not unsuccessful CP.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
Or just attempted CPR would have been nicely successful. Yeah, okay, otherwise, sorry,
you don't get to check the card. Oh no, I
guess I could see why people in Montana would be very,
very upset about it.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I think it was maybe not make arresting people a
fun game.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
Yeah, that's like, are you sure, because California would love well,
you should see the Florida Bingo cars. Woh yeah, that was.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Too easy to fill out.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, one is like has teeth. I can't check this
one off.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
So that was a TikTok click shock. We're going to
go to your final.
Speaker 7 (46:16):
TikTok click shot.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
It's just from a woman named Crimson Price who's getting
millions of use for her unique story about how she
got her entire college education completely paid for. Oh here
it is.
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I am graduating college completely debt free because of Taco Bell.
If you work there, you can apply to get a scholarship.
It was what's your name, your GPA, and then all
you had to do was create a two minute video
talking about what you would do with the money and
total from working at Taco Bell if you only had
to work six months. I received forty thousand dollars just
(46:51):
from you guys donating your change every time you go
to order. Every time I'm in that Taco Bell drive through,
I'm like, yes, I would like to rund up my change.
Speaker 6 (46:57):
What. Yeah, they raise the money by people that are
willing to give up their change at the window, and
that goes towards the scholarship.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Fund that go to McDonald's.
Speaker 11 (47:11):
I always like try to see if I've changed to
put into the little McDonald house thing.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
I do know, those round up campaigns make millions of dollars,
Like they actually really truly make a difference because.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
You benefit off of them. I always round up with
So this girl got ten thousand dollars a year over
four years through Taco Bells Live Mosque Scholarship, And.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's like, my kid's first job is going to be
Taco Bell.
Speaker 12 (47:35):
Oh yeah, you don't have to for college anymore.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
That college fun.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Now her Live Moss goal is to become a pediatrician,
and she's finishing up her senior year at East Tennessee
State University, double majoring in biology and health sciences.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Tell Sciences ironic that you came from Taco Bell.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
In fact, every time I go to a Taco Bell
and I'm gonna be like, oh my god, all the
people here are so smart, like.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
They're Those were your TikTok stories for the day, Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
Today, we have a brand new player who has the
same name as a person who's been very, very important
in my life. She's raised me since birth from a
sweet little lion club into a fierce warrior of the
concrete jungle.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Did you just say hi, Lucy?
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Now that's my childhood housekeeper, Lucy. So let's talk to
new Lucy today. Lucy, Lucy for your name alone, I
hope that you absolutely crushed Brook. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 13 (48:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Be careful, Be careful.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Jeffrey may get confused and start asking you to do
things that he would expect Lucy to do for him.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah, you're cut the crust off his sandwiches and things
and like a.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Little like nuzzle into the check.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
That would be nice.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
You're down for that, Lucy?
Speaker 9 (49:03):
No, No, I'm good, lingo be able to get through this.
Speaker 6 (49:08):
This is not Lucy energy that I'm getting back from you.
So hopefully the trivia game helps smooth things over. Brook's
gonna leave the studio so we can get to the
questions here thirty seconds on the clocked answer as many
as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
But you have to beat her out right if you
want to win. Are you ready, Lucy?
Speaker 9 (49:24):
I am?
Speaker 6 (49:25):
Your time starts now, on this day. In nineteen eighty five,
Coca Cola launched a wildly unpopular new flavor called what
today is also a World Laboratory Day name one of
the scientist puppets from the Muppet Show, uh Speaker. The
L represents what number in Roman numerals fifty catnus Eberdeen
(49:47):
is a character from what famous book series What Conqueror
ruled over the Mongol Empire in the thirteenth century, which
bodily organ filters your blood and keeps fluid levels balanced
the hearts. All right, Lucy, well done there, Brook's gonna
come back into the studio and let's learn a little
bit more about our new player. Lucy. Apparently she graduated
(50:11):
from college just two months ago, is a currently working
as a nanny and also doing grad school applications for
chemistry research. So, Lucy, from that, it sounds like you're
pretty much our stereotypical radio listener, extremely high level of
education and very very motivated. I'll be disappointed if you
(50:32):
don't get into Harvard or Yale.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Oh thank you, yes, Will you also be disappointed, Lucy?
Speaker 13 (50:38):
I will?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
I mean, I'm not a so you know.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
You don't even have to apply there after Harvard hears
this segment, They're just going to reach out and be like,
please come to our grands.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
They pick their application.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
We're huge there. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean mit were
like seconds.
Speaker 15 (50:55):
Yeah, yeah, could get my foot in the door.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
This way good.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
If you need a reference for anybody, yeah, Brooks gotcha.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yep, that's right.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
You need to write on your applications for grad schools.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
I played beatbrook.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
Yeah, you're set for life. Lucy. Now let's get to Brooks.
Turn you ready, Yes, your time starts now. On this day.
In nineteen eighty five, Coca Cola launched a wildly unpopular
new flavor called.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
What Crystal, No, that's PEPSI shoot uh pass.
Speaker 6 (51:24):
Today is also World Laboratory Day. Name one of the
scientist puppets from The Muppet Show Speaker. The letter L
represents what number in Roman numerals.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Fifty.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Catmus Everdeen is a character from what famous book series
What Conqueror ruled over the Mongol Empire in the thirteenth century.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh, what's his name?
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Oh it's like one.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Out, I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
That's it. We're gonna head on over to the scoreboard
and see how you did with Jose the Bible. Head,
you know twenty thirty forty fifty characters in it. You
don't think I would be one of the characters of
today's modern Bible, Well said, yeah, Lucy, you got four crimes.
Speaker 17 (52:13):
How are you feeling, Lucy, I'm feeling great.
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Yeah, Brook got.
Speaker 17 (52:17):
For I knew it.
Speaker 6 (52:23):
I knew because of your name alone, you were gonna
take down Brook. Congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
See I was like smarter like chemistry.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:32):
Yeah, don't be mad at perfection. Brook. Let's go over
the answers for everybody on this day. In nineteen eighty five,
Coca Cola launched its wildly unpopular new flavor called New Coke.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 7 (52:44):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (52:44):
I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 6 (52:46):
It makes sense that you haven't heard of it because
it was canceled like immediately. Today is also World Laboratory Day.
The name of the scientist puppets from The Muppet Show
are Doctor Bunsen, Honeydew, and his assistant Beaker. Yeah, it's
all right. The letter L represents fifty in Roman numerals.
Catmus Everdeen is from the Hunger Games, the conqueror who
ruled over the Mongol Empire in the thirteenth century would
(53:08):
be Genghis time. Yes, Lucy knew that was We got
one more question and she didn't get it right. The
bottom of the organ that filters your blood and keeps
fluid levels balanced are your kidneys.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
So I would have done with liver.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
It doesn't matter because it was enough to beat Brook.
So you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.
We're giving you two tickets to see the Seattle Mariners
take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday, April twenty seventh
at T Mobile Park.
Speaker 9 (53:37):
Okay, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Oh yes, Lucy, you better become the most famous chemist
that was ever born after this, so at least I
can say I lost to Nobel Prize winner.
Speaker 6 (53:50):
Yeah, all right, knowing Lucy, she's going to go even
higher than that. So well done, Lucy. Come back and
play again soon. We'll do it again, same time tomorrow
and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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