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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're here. We're here.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's do this podcast thing all right, all right, full
out of the show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Now We're going to go around the room real quick
and in one word, describe the inside of your fridge. Okay,
alexis one word for the inside of.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Your fridge empty?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Right now, that's sad to Brook. Do you know what
the inside of your fridge looks like?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I do.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We have to text one of your servants to grab
a photo for you.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, you would like to think so, But I just
got a new fridge because the other one broke and
everything went bad.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, it was terrible. So I would say I would
say new, it's very clean.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That clean of a fridge, Jose, what about you leftovers?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Sad?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Interesting for mine? I'd probably say Chinese. I have like
fourteen to go boxes of beef broccoli in there. I
love beef broccoli like chicken broccoli. Yes, so I could
probably I could probably use some help, not just an
organizing but in the latest trend that's sweeping TikTok beautifying
your fridge.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
This is exhausting to me.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And I'm not just talking about like magnets and things
on the outside. Now, there's pressure to make the inside
of your fridge look just as beautiful and stylish as
the rest of your house. If you're into that kind
of thing. Here's a photo of some of the beautiful
insides of fridges.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It's so the stuff that goes in here.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I don't understand it either. Alexis out of here with
your bouquet of roses.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
On the second show, No Surprise, there's fridge beauty experts
who will actually come to your home and for only
two hundred and fifty dollars an hour, they'll give you
tips on how to clean it and then stage it
for you like you're showing.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Off a house.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Be just doing it for me.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're talking things like flowers and greenery, wooden bowls to
put your fruit in, just other than only food. So
when you open your fridge everything looks inviting.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, mine just looks like hollow and white.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm doing my best just to keep clean.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And it's not just beautiful stuff. If you want a
more like fun comedy vibe, they'll even draw faces on
your mustard to make it look more like Simpson characters
scene inside of there.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
It would be.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Funny to do like googly eyes on everything.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now you can theme the entire inside of your fridge
and have your friends come over and see it. But
they say, if you have a beautiful inside of your fridge,
you're going to be inspired to cook more and eat healthier.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But you never need to play the game. What's the smell?
So no one else?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Now I understand why your old fridge died, so you
better get on it. Beautify your fridge. Let's get into
the shock collar question of the day and send it
over to a man who, just like a fridge, is
cold yet beautiful on the inside. Digital Jake.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
Yesterday we attempted a new game to start the show
off called Bunk or No Bunk. Yes, basically it was
true or false, but we complicated a little so much
so that I'm guessing Alexis still doesn't know what those
two works.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
We have to call it false or true?
Speaker 10 (03:09):
Alexis, what does no bunk mean to you?
Speaker 11 (03:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 10 (03:15):
That means all right, you know what, Alexis.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
I know everybody in the room right now and listening
at home is probably making fun of you in their
heads or out loud.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But I'm kind of with them.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
Yeah, I can understand. This could be a little confusing.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
I'm with you, I stand with Alexis in solidarity, and
so we're gonna play the game again, and this time
to make it easier. Instead of bunk or no bunk,
I can't forget the bunk. Will do D bunk or
double bunk.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What doesn't know my brain is bunk.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
This is very simple. D bunk means not true.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
Double bunk is the anti truth in reverse, double back
home again meaning true.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, making it easier on I could.
Speaker 10 (04:00):
Simplify solve for you.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So let's play D bunk or double bunk, right, so excited?
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Starting with Alexis.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Alexis Albert Einstein flunked fourth grade math. D bunk or
double bunk.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
He's the smart guy. But I think that's why it's
going to be a trick question. And he actually did fail.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now the horse part, I think double's good, which means true.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yeah, Jake, you're right, double bunked.
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Alexis said, double bunk. That's D bunk.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's not true, it's not true.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Before he was fifteen, he mastered integral calculus. He didn't
fail at anything. So Alexis, you are getting shot so far,
smart guy, Yes, go to Jose Jose. In sixteen ninety
two Salem Witch Trials, no witches were actually burned at
the steak d bunk or double bunk.
Speaker 12 (05:01):
Wow, Wow, this is tough, I do think.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I mean, was it all a rumor? No, that had
been at least.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Why did the stake burning happen prior to the Maybe
it wasn't Salem, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Like, maybe that was a mob mentality thing. And then
when they actually did the trials, it was more of
a you know, up and up, throw them in jail
type sitch.
Speaker 12 (05:21):
Okay, I'm gonna go double bunk. I think this is true.
No witches were burned.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
You said double bunk. That's a double bunk, right.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Broke helped me get to there.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
None of them were burned, but nineteen were hung and
one was pressed with stones.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Oh it feels so much better.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I didn't come pleasant.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
I said it very pleasant.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, that's a bachelorette party ideas.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Moving on to the next round before we don't talk
about Bruno from Encanto pecked at number one on the
Billboard chart. Disney's last number one song was Frozens Let
It Go in twenty fourteen, Okay, d bunk or double bunk.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well, see, I mean I think that the big movie
god was Mowana right after Frozen.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
And except You're Welcome.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, I mean those two albums ma Wana and in Kanto,
I have memorized back to back.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is obsessed with them.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, And I feel I don't know if that hit
number one though, because remember we played the Kanto song
for a second, and we also go back in the day,
but I don't think we ever played You're Welcome. I'm
going to go double bunk. I think it's true.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Brooke said double bunk.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
It's d Bu's. Frozen peaked at number five. The last
number one hit for Disney was a Whole New World
from Aladdin.
Speaker 12 (06:43):
Wow's mind blown.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Everyone at home is following along, and they know Brooke
and Alexis are now up for being shocked and Jose's
moved on people in the room.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Let's go to Jeffrey Good recap.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Jeffrey, people who have chicklophobia are afraid of cats, debunk
or double bunk.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You know, chickle is Spanish for.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Gum, so that would be fear of gum.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Fear of gum, because then wouldn't you think it'd be gumophobia.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
If it was, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I mean, those phobias are always strange because sometimes they'll
grab a Latin word, sometimes they'll grab an English.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Word, you know, or sometimes they'll just say exactly what
it is, like althophobia.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, new marrow phobia, yeah. Number.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So I'm gonna say that it's true that it's one
of those weird.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Ones that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
You like, you wouldn't guess it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, it's kind of like random one. But so it's false,
No way, it's true. Double bunk doub You may.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Just be saying.
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Answer, Jeff says, double bunk, that's a bun. It was
right on there.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
People who suffer from chicklophobia have a fear of chewing gum.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
One of the few words I know, the only one
have got it right.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
So hose you get to pick who gets shocked today?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Right, I gotta give it to you.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Je wait to stand up for your girlfriend. I'll take
the shot. And somebody wanted to hear I want it
that way by the Backstreet Boys, tell me.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Why ain nothing but a Tell me why ain't nothing
but miss double bunk on that. That's a shockcolic question
of the.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we believe
it's one hundred percent okay to lie to your significant other.
Let me finish if there's a good reason for it.
For example, murder wait, I was the officer. I didn't
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see my husband accidentally back up into the mailman and
then drive forward again to his job.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Why wouldn't you go with like birthday present? Like that's
where you lie.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Pretty sure the cat was driving at the time. Precocious
little bugger got it well. Today a woman admits that
she's been keeping a big secret from her boyfriend. Okay,
and it's something that if he knew about, might actually
significantly improve his happiness in life.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Whoa so murder him?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You know, improving happiness is not what girlfriends are about.
So don't get mad at me.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
You get mad at what she's not telling her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm mad at both of you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's a brand new mass speaker coming up right now.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
You don't know me confession I can't take.
Speaker 13 (09:39):
Back earl arms.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Mouse speak got a juicy text into seven eighty five
nine two that says, I have a crush on someone
from your show. Don't tell my wife Brook. Oh it's Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh wait wait, is that my husb been touching?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Maybe it's another guy who's married to somebody named Brooke
and it's all just a coincidence. Or maybe it's gonna
be a weird night at the Fox House school.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We're going to have a talk and.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We get for sure, I mean, out of everybody her.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
On this segment.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
We don't use real names. We use fake ones to
hide your identity so we can avoid all the drama.
One of our listeners has chosen the fake name Annie
for herself today. Annie, Welcome to the show. Hello, Hi Annie,
Do you want to admit to a secret crush on
one of us too?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
It's not what I called for another time.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's not a secret. She's been talking about that on
her and stuff for a while.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'm sure. Yeah, sure, any Anny, the voice changer is on.
You are now the mass speaker, So whenever you're ready,
go ahead tell us your confession.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Okay, So I've been dating this guy for almost three
years and he's really very great. We're inseparable, Like I
really feel like I found the one.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, three years in and you're ready to like it
sounds like get married.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Definitely what I'm hoping for. I look in the past,
and I've had other long term relationships, but I've always
had these guys who seem to like get tired or
complacent and then they ditch me. And this guy is
just really different.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
He's not like you ditch so good. I'm glad you
found someone who's all in on you.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, but in our in our defense, guys do get
very tired, get tired, lazy, very hard.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You mean in the relationship, you guys get lazy.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
She means, I thought you just meant sleepy because we
worked so hard. Is that what you meant?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
In kind of yeah, just entertaining. This sounds great. Why
is this a secret?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
That's heart's all all great? Okay, So he plays guitar.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What does this guy do?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Come on, what a cutie?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
He's okay, I mean, I wouldn't say he's mind blowing.
He plays a lot of open sights at bars.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Oh cool, And.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think it's so attractive to find somebody who has
true hobbies and interests and you know they're interesting.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
He sounds like an interesting guy.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
He is, and over the last like, I don't know,
a year or so, he's been getting really serious about
the whole guitar playing thing. It's like his dream to
become super famous and get a record deal like everyone
else who plays guitar.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Is that a good thing for you?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (12:37):
Or for me though?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I mean that it's what he really wants. I want
things to kind of stay the way they are. Things
are going really good.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So is that the secret? Like, you won't tell him
that he's never going to make it because that's a
good idea.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
So my uncle actually has connections in the music industry.
A few months ago he asked me if I would
send his demo to my uncle and see if I
could get a meeting with someone for him or whatever. So, yeah,
I did it.
Speaker 14 (13:06):
I sent it up.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh you did, Okay, that's nice of you.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
When people send in their mixtapes to me and stuff,
I'm just like, oh, yeah, it's all the shows.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
To my boss and I never have exactly.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I figured it would sit on someone's desk in summering
studio somewhere and probably never get.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Listening, okay, which is true. But you did your part.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's all you have to do right, that's out of
your hands.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Well that's what I thought, so I said it on
to my uncle, and a couple of months went by.
We didn't hear anything, you know, no big deal, right. Well,
then I got a message from the producer at a
record label.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh my god, is it going to happen?
Speaker 15 (13:44):
No, Like he's better than we thought.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Well, the message said that they were really interested. They
wanted to meet him, they wanted to fly him out
to Nashville.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh that's so exciting.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
But I'm confused. Like you said, he's not great, but
they're what's going on?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, maybe he's hot, you know, like there's a lot
of musicians, not great musicians, but good looking and marketable.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I mean, honestly, why is that bad news?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Well because I don't want anything to change. You know,
this guy is so great and we're doing so well,
and the last thing that I need is for him
to become super famous. And everyone else says.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
What you don't want a famous boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
You?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I understand this.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What did he say when you when you told him
about the producer? I mean, the producer's contacted him, right,
Why I didn't tell him?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You didn't say that you got an email like saying
that his basically dreams are about to come true.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
No, and I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, dude, you do not love this man if you
do not want to help him see his dreams out.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, honestly, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
If he wants to sleep with a bunch of women
on tour, he should be allowed to do. That's what
a good girlfriend does.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Exactly, you're ruining his life.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
I mean, you have to let the universe work for himself.
If he's not that good, then maybe he goes and
does this audition and fails.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
He's not good.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Has a point.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Just because you get an audition in Nashville doesn't mean anything,
Like you can't block this.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
But I don't want him to go there and sail
it either. I mean, I don't want him.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You don't now, jeez, I didn't.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Realize that you guys were going to be so judgmental.
Like I thought that this was a place that I
could come on and tell you guys what was going on.
I didn't realize you guys were going to be all
on his side about this.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
We've weren't a lot, It's just we're rooting for everyone.
You're rooting for you or room for him.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
You're not for me.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I want you to develop some self confidence and just
know that he's not going to cheat on you, and
if he does, you know nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Not that you're not so confident already.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I'm confident that he's not going to cheat on me
because I know he's not going to Nashville.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh my god, I thought about it.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
You might as well pull a brook and lock him
in your base. He's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Great set of handcuffs.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
I don't hate that idea.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
O my god, the joke planted the idea now. Oh no,
sex into seventy five to nine too. If you have
a confession that you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity by masking your voice so you can
become the next mass speaker. We'll do your phone.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Tap next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
We got a request in from a nineteen year old
college sophomore named Brandon. He's got a big family reunion
coming up and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.
Oh but before that happens, he wants his mom to
meet her over the phone first. And all that mom
knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen. What
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she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full grown,
very eager, forty six year old woman, our own brook Fox,
doing a horrible accent that sounds like a Long Island Boston,
Minnesota old Jewish mom. Jump.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Wait, listen, my family comes from lots of different places.
Speaker 11 (17:06):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I love it, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I don't think he's even the same as what you're
gonna hear in the second.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
We're gonna how this woman reacts in your phone?
Speaker 10 (17:14):
Tap right now?
Speaker 13 (17:15):
Another Hello?
Speaker 11 (17:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Hi, is this Brandon's mom? Yes, Jesus, Oh my god, Hi,
it is so nice to finally meet you. Oh it's Helen, Helen, Helen,
you know your son's new gal.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
Wait?
Speaker 14 (17:40):
Excuse me, you're Helen?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh yeah, did Brandon not mention?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I was gonna call because he just told me so
much about you, and I wanted to meet the woman
who made the man.
Speaker 14 (17:52):
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but how
old are you?
Speaker 15 (17:55):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Me?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I'm forty six years young, forty six, but Brandon
makes me feel like i'm twenty again.
Speaker 14 (18:04):
So you're dating my nineteen year old son. You're forty
six ish.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I hate that word dating. I mean, it's such an archaicter.
Maybe I prefer like banging on the.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
Rag, you know. Excuse me?
Speaker 14 (18:16):
Do you not talk to me about my son that way?
This is like totally inappropriate, I have mother.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I am so sorry. I really apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I just I called because I wanted to talk about
the family reunion next weekend. Well wait, wait, Brandon in
sis that I'm there to meet all his aunties and only.
Speaker 14 (18:34):
No, no, no, that's not happening at all.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Can I call you mom?
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Mom?
Speaker 14 (18:43):
Don't call me mom. I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh I med sys, I meant sis because I know
we're about the same age.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
No, don't call me mom. Don't call me sis. And
one more thing, I don't want you talking to Brandon anymore.
He's nineteen.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Are you acting like this because of my age?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yes, Thanka, come.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
On, you're forty six.
Speaker 14 (19:02):
I send a teenager, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Honestly, I would have never saw myself with a younger
man till I met Brandon working at that diner, and
I was like, oh my.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
What are you think you're some kind of like older
cougar who goes and picks up young boys while they're
at work.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
It wasn't like that at all.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
See, he was so sweet.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I dropped my multi vitamins and fish oil pills for
my pillbox, and Brandon got down on the floor and
he helped me gather up every single one.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It was the sweetest meet cute, even better than how
I met my second husband.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
Your second husband. So now you're looking for number three?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh no, No, Brandon and I are just feeling things out,
you know, emphasis on the feeling. I mean, that's when
all my friends at Bridge Club I told them all
about Brandon, and you know what they said, You need.
Speaker 14 (19:51):
To stop talking, woman, I haven't to hear this though.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You've got to hear that. Hear they said, You've already
been through menopause.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Life is short.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Why not too much information to start right?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Your goodness?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You know, men age like fied wine, Women age like geez.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So you gotta get it while you can, am I
right line.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
I need to speak with Brandon. I need to speak
with his father and find out exactly what I can
do about this.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Now, Samantha, Samantha, I get where you're coming from. I
have three kids of my own, and I worry about
them sometimes.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
Have you lost your mind? How can I think this is?
Speaker 15 (20:29):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Do you realize what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I just think we need to have a woman to
woman talk. Okay, you just stop by my house and
we can have some camrameal tea and we can just
work this whole thing out.
Speaker 14 (20:41):
Six forty.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I do have this amazing tiger bomb that helps heal
all my joint pain.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You should really try, you know, I'll bring it. I'll
bring it by.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
I don't want to talk to you about menopause or
your tiger bomb?
Speaker 13 (20:52):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Would you rather me talk about the phone tap that
we're doing on you right now?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Wait what I'm talking? I'm not dating your son.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
This is actually broke from the radio show Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
We're doing a pe tap on you.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I believe that is like, oh wow, oh wow, we're
not banging on the rag, you know, reg Maybe is.
Speaker 11 (21:17):
That what the kids say?
Speaker 14 (21:19):
I really had a hard day.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
But now you're gonna love all of his new girlfriends
by comparison, right, yeah?
Speaker 14 (21:27):
Oh god, I hope a new one.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
No, I think she's only forty two.
Speaker 16 (21:32):
Oh please please.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
Wake up?
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
How do you tell someone that you love that their
dreams are definitely not gonna happen and you do not
support them?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Oh wow, that's hard, bro.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Didn't you put that in your wedding vows somewhere?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
I did not.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
I could have sworn.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
After your sister in law played violin.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, she did play the violin, but I did not
have that in my bounds.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
One of our listeners is having that very problem with
her boyfriend O Brooking. Hell, come on, she's about to
empty out their entire savings account to make his big
dream happen. And it all started when he made one
viral TikTok video. We're gonna hear all about it and
then try and convince the boyfriend to give up on
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his dreams in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
It's awkward.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
We've been doing our show for a while now, Yeah,
and we have a lot of people listening to us,
and I think there's certain moments for each person in
this room that really stand out as our most famous
thing that we've done on the show. Oh, do I
have one that's not voting? Well for you? Broke for
like thirty years. I can't think of one big moment.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
You know, it all kind of blends together after a while.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Well, Like one that really stood out for me that
I remember was when I did a parody song about Ikea,
and IKEA headquarters in Sweden actually made all of their
employees learn the song and sing it at a big company.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Event they did.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, did you not see that video? It was crazy,
all these Swedish people sing in this American zong.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No wonder I don't remember our big moments. I missed
that video.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Now, every time I go into ike all the workers
give me side. I like, that's the guy that But
apparently one of our listeners, Beth has a semi famous boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh has he been on this show? We're all about
semi famous.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't think so. But she is having some issues
with their new fame. How's it going?
Speaker 13 (23:47):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, I mean I'm curious who this guy is, because
sometimes fame and infamy can be mixed up, Like he Yeah,
he's not famous. For like a mugshot or anything.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Right, No, it's not a mug shot. But yeah, my
boyfriend Josh went viral like six months ago.
Speaker 17 (24:07):
Oh yeah, so basically it's got like five million views.
Like this one video went crazy and it's him throwing
up yogurt in the air and then catching it back
in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh, that got five million views.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
And you want to date this guy before that happened
or after?
Speaker 13 (24:31):
No, we were dating before he went viral.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
But okay, so you're not just in it for the fame. Clearly,
you're like.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Grandma, wait till you see my boyfriend.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
It's funny because I'm like cringing. But then I'm also like, god,
I bet he makes so much more money than I do.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Now, I mean, it is kind of it's skills to
be able to catch all that mouth, I guess.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Okay, just going viral in general, no matter what it's about,
it always leads to more opportunities.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You blow your page.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Up, now you dad, jo Bonnie wants to endorse you.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Is that what's happening? Is he really famous?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Now?
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Well?
Speaker 17 (25:06):
I mean the initial video was wild, and then he
did a follow up one that got like, I don't know,
one hundred thousand views, and he's just I think like
he's more invested in it than like it's actually gonna
be a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay, so he's trying to catch that fame.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
Yeah, It's like it was like about a week after
the videos came out, he started referring to himself in
the third person and Daddy Gert.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
He's got to be he's joking, right, He's not being serious.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
So I mean initially I'm like, Okay, he's just like
playing it up. But this is like he's trying to
make himself this brand Daddy Gert, Daddy Gert. Yeah, and
he's like constantly using ridiculous phrases like go Gert or
go home.
Speaker 15 (25:51):
And I pointed.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Out though, but go Gert is a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Like scumpany you know.
Speaker 17 (26:01):
I told him about that, but he got real flustered
by it. And it's just at that point I just
really understood that he's taking this so seriously.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, Yeah, so you call it for relationship advice because
I have some thoughts.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I think all the girls are like, just break out
with it.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
What made you reach out to us for help?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (26:22):
So the video caught like a lot of views, in Austria.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
And so the big thing now is he wants to
go to Austria and do a live appearance and bring merch.
Speaker 17 (26:34):
So basically the big problem is he wants to take
fifteen thousand dollars of our life savings and just like
go for this empire he's trying to build.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
He wants to take fifteen grand of your guys' joint
money to do it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes, Oh you don't believe in his his Girt empire.
You're not on board the Girt train.
Speaker 11 (26:58):
No.
Speaker 17 (26:59):
I mean, I just I really need to convince him
like to not do that. And it's just I'm in
a hard spot because like I don't want it to
turn into a huge fight. It's definitely a bad idea.
But you know, I've just been listening to him and
he's like telling me all of these plans and it's
just like making me very worried.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Have you voiced any of your concern to Daddy Gert.
Speaker 17 (27:20):
I mean, I just I call my best friend and
I've been to her, but with him, I haven't gone there.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
Because I just know it's not going to end well.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Well his head, he's thinking, oh yeah, well, fifteen grand
up front and then once I go there, we could
make thirty brand.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Off of all the appearances.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
But if he doesn't, if it's not a hit, then
you're gonna be out fifteen grand.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah, so risk What I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Trying to say, has anyone from Ostrich contacted him, like
any agents or I mean it's serious like brands or
something like, because maybe he's right, maybe there's something over
there for him.
Speaker 17 (27:51):
I mean he basically just tells me that he's contacted
a bunch of different people and he's working on some things.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
But I just I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Yeah, be anything.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Sounds like you're about to be in a relationship with
a famous yogurt man.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah someday.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well worked out for John Stamos.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
He was the yogurt mascot for a while or like
the Chiovanni dude?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah that word you think yogurt marketing hits very.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I mean he was already famous, so there was that bute.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
But she doesn't want that. Beth doesn't want Daddy Gert
to I think realize fame more than anything.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
She don't want Daddy Girt to take fifteen g from
her bank account and lose it.
Speaker 15 (28:32):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, we're going to talk about this a little bit
off the air. We'll come back, give you a little
bit of advice, and we'll let you call your boyfriend
Daddy Gert and try and convince him to not seize
his fifteen minutes of fame and just move on go
back to his normal, boring life.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
No, boy, Yeah, I just think that's going to be
for the best.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Who would have thought yogurt would have made anyone's life
more exciting?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna do it with the awkward
Tuesday phone call next. It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Alexis I want to ask you theoretically, if you're dating
a great guy. He's fun, he has a good job,
he buys you all the gifts that you could possibly want,
and then one time he makes a video of himself
tossing yogurt in the air and catching it in this
off and goes viral for it. Could you still support
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him and be with him after that? Or is that
the ultimate ditch?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
You know, it's worse than might be making his own
T shirts. That's such an ick.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh you don't like them making up a T shirt.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
The video.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I feel like he was trying to go viral with it.
It just happened accidentally, and he's leaning in like I've
decided that I'm pro girt, which also should probably go
on one of his T shirts or service.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I am pro girt, But that's like a probiotic yogurt.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's not what Beth wants. No wants her boy friend
Daddy Girt to have his Girt dreams die right here
and now. And Brook, do you have some advice for
what she should do?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You know this is hard for you because you haven't
actually expressed your real feelings about this at all. Yeah,
because it was fine before when it was his money.
Now it's your money that he's also trying to invest
in this, And that's when you need to say, listen,
I've been saving your feelings, but we've crossed the line
where I need to tell you how I really feel.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, dude, it's her money. It's fifteen grand.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You are right? Are you comfortable with that, Beth being
honest with your boyfriend?
Speaker 17 (30:36):
You know, I feel like we're at the crossroads where
it's I don't do it now, Like I'm gonna get
sucked into this yogurt thing for good.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, you're going to be part of the Girt empire
and you don't want.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
To be ose. What do you think Beth should do?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Just tell him this, Do.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
You really want to go to a place where there's
openly rude people and dog poop everywhere? Okay, ostra bad
facts about Austria and those of many things.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I've heard Austria is one of the most beautiful countries
in the world.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
No, Beth, can you forward him a link to bad
Austrian facts dot com.
Speaker 17 (31:13):
I'm gonna collect my list of negatives along with the
whole spitting up yogurt.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Okay, exactly, all right, we have some advice there. I'm
not going to call it great advice, but it's hopefully helpful.
We're gonna dial Daddy Girt right now, your boyfriend and
let you have your conversation with him.
Speaker 13 (31:31):
You ready, Yeah, but do you mind just calling him Josh?
Speaker 15 (31:35):
Please?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay, fine, Beth, this is your awkward Tuesday phone call,
so I just call him, just Josh, call boring old
Josh and let you make your awkward call.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (31:51):
You got who's this?
Speaker 11 (31:56):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (31:56):
It's me, Hey, big so.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
Hey, nothing.
Speaker 15 (32:02):
I just wanted to.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Know if you had a few minutes to chat.
Speaker 15 (32:06):
Yeah, what's going on? I got a video to do.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
But oh, okay, another yogurt video.
Speaker 15 (32:14):
Yeah, you know, making that mood.
Speaker 13 (32:16):
Lah.
Speaker 17 (32:18):
Yeah, I'm glad that you brought that up.
Speaker 13 (32:22):
Those videos make money now, I.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Mean it's investment, so yeah, eventually, eventually, don't worry, baby.
Speaker 17 (32:29):
Wow, I just before we get into this empire, I
just kind of wanted to talk about the fifteen thousand dollars.
I'm just I'm not sure I'm quite comfortable spending that
kind of money.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
Yeah, but babe, we've talked about this. This is how
it works. You got to spend money to make money. Baby.
I'm not just an artist. I'm also an entrepreneur. So
if you want to get to gir Topia, you got
to pay the toll. You feel me?
Speaker 13 (32:59):
Okay, okay, but that's the problem. I don't I don't
want to go there. No one wants to go to Gertopia.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
Just hear me out. I wouldn't have to do my
job anymore. Okay, you could quit your job. You can
manage me. We'd have a lifetime supply of yogurt in
the fridge from the highest bidder. There are so.
Speaker 17 (33:17):
Many like these are all really fun dreams to have,
but like, let's just be realistic for a minute here.
Speaker 15 (33:23):
Okay, hold on, I think I am being realistic because
this can be huge, and I'm I know what I'm
I want.
Speaker 13 (33:31):
I want to support you, I do. I want you
to follow your dreams. But it's just so much money,
and I just don't think.
Speaker 15 (33:38):
It's a good time. Okay, look, it's it's too late.
So I already bought the plane tickets to Vienna and
no you no you didn't. Yeah, you just look two
months from now.
Speaker 17 (33:50):
Baby, what no, no, no, no, you did not spend
our money without asking me.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
No, I didn't use our money. I asked your parents
if they invest and your dad wrote me a check
for five grand. You what, who's this? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Hey man on the radio right now with Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Excellent opportunity to promote your business.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Well that's why we're in.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
We're all invested.
Speaker 15 (34:22):
Oh my god, what is going on right now?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. And
Beth reached out to us because she wasn't sure how
to have this conversation with you about not spending fifteen
thousand dollars on the trip to Austria.
Speaker 15 (34:37):
Because are you serious right now?
Speaker 17 (34:39):
Of course I'm serious. It's a lot of money to
throw into Daddy Girk killing me.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
No, no, no, no, are you serious that you just got
us hell of promotion right now?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
You're liking this?
Speaker 5 (34:55):
He's always seaking of business.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
See this.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I told you, Beth, you got to be straight with Daddy.
Speaker 15 (35:01):
I told you that you can manage this and this
is crazy. Thank you for this.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
By the way, you're better at managing his girt life
than you even realized you were.
Speaker 17 (35:12):
I didn't mean for this to be a positive thing
like this was supposed to be a wake up call
for you.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
I didn't want to tell you like this. But this
is actually great because what's going to happen is I
wanted to surprise you with the trip, and we're going
to go and we're gonna have so much fun, and
Daddy Gert is going to spoil you rotten.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
No, her dad is going to spoil her rut because
he's the one paying for this. How did you convince
her parents to give you five thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Seriously?
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Oh, parents know that I'm going to double that triple back.
And for your information, I already got an appearance lined
up with Austrian roller blady company. They liked the idea
of eating on the go.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh the same yeah, same business plans, gog.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah clean.
Speaker 17 (36:06):
Don't encourage him, guys, you're not helping right now.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I don't see how we can. I mean, even your
parents see the merit in gert Topia.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You're being sarcastic. It is a terrible idea. I am sorry, Josh.
This is a It sounds like a fun trip. It
sounds like you're not having to pay both positives. But
this is not like your career. It's just one viral
TikTok video. It doesn't really mean that much.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
With over six million views on it. That doesn't just
happen for a one off thing. This is a business
waiting to literally.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Always happens for a one off thing.
Speaker 15 (36:41):
I mean, she's got to buy into my dream because
I have a dream, and that's what we do as spouses.
We got to support our loved one.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
These are spouses. You're married now, I.
Speaker 15 (36:51):
Mean in my in my mind, I mean this is
all part of the Grand Master Plan.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I mean you could be the future missus. Daddy girt, Wow,
mama girt.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Mama girt does not sound sex.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
It's literally like I didn't know that you could get
worse than Daddy Kurt and you.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I am.
Speaker 17 (37:12):
I going to complete loss for words because I get it.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
This is a lot is happening here. We probably need
some time for process. Let's just focus on one thing.
The trip that is already booked. It's happening already paid
for by your parents.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It'd be really fun to go to Austria.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I agree. I think you just go there and you
see what happens.
Speaker 16 (37:30):
Beth, What do you say, I my Josh, I mean
it's already paid for, right, So I'll go.
Speaker 17 (37:44):
Only with you this one time.
Speaker 15 (37:47):
Okay, this is oh my god, oh my god, time.
Speaker 13 (37:49):
That we're doing this.
Speaker 17 (37:50):
And you know what, and you're gonna and you're gonna
get me a puppy when.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
We get back, a puppy.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
We know there's lots of dogs there, there's lots of poop.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, why do you need a puppy, Beth? You just
want a puppy.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
She wants something in it for herself.
Speaker 15 (38:02):
Oh my god, I got a great idea to a
dog yogurt. Oh my god, for dogs doggart doggurt dot
into it.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, there it is, don't gurt. That actually may be
a good business fled.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
And you can name your dog squirt, jeff I need
my dog Bagel?
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Nobody's called you for a Bagel endorsement, have it?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Just give it time.
Speaker 15 (38:33):
Okay, guys, I got to do this video, so I
got to go.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Gotcha. I just want you to know we believe in you,
Daddy Girt. Okay, don't realize your dreams.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Dot maybe a hit.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
Honestly, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
If you're a regular listener to our show, then you
know that we don't normally cover celebrity gossip. You know
at who's hooking up with who, who's getting sued for what?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
There's no update we put on our.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Website if you want to go there.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Other than that, Yeah, I put it up there for sure.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Go find out who's launching a new makeup line for
Lindsey Lohans Lick Myself lip Gloss. It'll have your doggie.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Saying, why do I feel like it's salty.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
Make up?
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Doggy?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
But today we will actually be doing a full segment
that has to do with celebrities. Whoa yep, dare I
say it's so ridiculous and entertaining. I even think Brook's
mom is gonna lull. She's gonna lull so od.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
She thinks that's like love out Loud or something.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
She's gonna do it, and we're gonna do it. Coming
up right after this, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Is there anything more wholesome than a game show? I
love I love it.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Talk about bringing people together.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Exact prices, right, family food, there's no deal. There's just
something about them that instantly brings everybody together. And that's
why we created an entire game show that the whole
family can participate in. We're gonna try it out right now.
It's called did It to Win It? It's like In
(40:25):
It to Win It, but instead of a bunch of wacky,
impossible challenges completed in a small amount of time, all
you have to do is try and pick which crazy
location a famous celebrity claims they did it.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Okay, okay, are you gonna give us a location? Or
where are we going here?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I'll explain the rules in just a second. It's did
It to win it, And of course I cannot participate
in the game because I was there for most of
these entaters, right, so I'm just gonna be the host instead.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I see, I see?
Speaker 10 (40:54):
All right?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Answer, are you ready? Jose your name was selected at random.
You're gonna go first, okay, And your hornball celebrity is
Kim Kardashian. Where is the craziest place Kim said she
did it? Is it on a swing in an empty playground,
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a public movie theater, or in the pool at a
family reunion.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Reunion.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
The craziest place Kim k says she did it is
a public movie The point I mean, I could definitely
see how the family reunion thing would get the juices
flown for the Kardashian rent the.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Right exactly by yourself. It was actually in.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Her basement, all right, didn't get that right? Next up
is Brooke.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Brooke.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Your naughty celebrity is give it to me, Charlie Sheen Gross.
We all know you had a thing for him.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Where is the craziest place Charlie says he did it?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
It's gonna be insane.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Keep in mind he may have said yes to all
of these, but I only have one that's actually gonna
f So is it in a taxi outside of CBS
Studios while filming Two and a half Men, in a
jail after being arrested on a drug charge, or in
an Eiffel Tower elevator? Did it to win it?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
All those options are good.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
I'm gonna go jail.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
The craziest place Charlie Sheen says he did it is
Eiffel Tower elevator, just because he doesn't remember.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
He doesn't remember the jail, Yes, for sure.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
All right, Alexis, We're gonna do Zach Efron for you.
He was in all the Disney shows back when you
were six years old. Where is the craziest place Zach
says he did it? Is it at a high school prom,
in a portaty at Coachella or on a moving jet
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ski during the intermission of a Disney on Ice shows?
Just did it to win it? What's your answer? I
can see that craziest place, Zach Afron says he's ever
done it. No, not Coachella. He did it at the
high school prom.
Speaker 10 (43:19):
Yeah the movie?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Is it the movie?
Speaker 11 (43:21):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I think a real high school. So we went through
one round and nobody guessed correctly.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
We don't know our celebrity.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
If you're just tuning in with playing did It to
Win It? Where we're trying to guess where is the
craziest place famous celebrities claim that they've done it? We're
on to round two. Keep in mind these are all
celebrity couples, a specific couple that you're gonna have to guess.
So we're back to Jose. Jose, your couple is Chrissy
Tiagan and John Legend. Where does the craziest place they
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say they've done it together? Is it in the pool
at Kim Kardashian's family, on a plane, not in the bathroom,
just in first class? Or on the side of an
active volcano? Did It to Win It?
Speaker 10 (44:10):
Jose?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Where do you see them? Smushing iridot?
Speaker 5 (44:13):
First class is going to be in but I think
it's gonna be volcano. Me went on vacation and they were.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Like, final answer, volcano, Final answer, volcano. The craziest place
Chrissy Taguan and John Legend say they've done it is
on an airplane in first class under a blanket.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
It makes sense to me. I've seen them both in person.
They are tiny people.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, you know, like they could squash in a seat
together easily.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
They did it inside the ash tray. It was amazing.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
But I do it by myself, and I'm on the
no fly list.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
God, all right, on to Brook. Your celebrity couple, Okay,
Courtney Kardashian and Scott Dissick. Where is the craziest place
that disaster happened? Wasn't in a gym bathroom, an abandoned
lifeguard booth in Malibu or on their children's trampoline in
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the backyard during a family reunion.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Answer, I'm gonna go with the Malibu life.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Uh what it called abandoned lifeguard?
Speaker 10 (45:24):
Both In.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
The craziest place that Courtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have
done it is tell me in a gym bathroom.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Don't you feel like these celebrities could get a little
bit more?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
All right?
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Cheering for it?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Amazingly? Nobody has guessed correctly, So we're up to you, Alexis.
If you get this right, you will win. Did it
to win it? Your celebrity couple is Miley Cyrus and
Liam Hemsworth.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Where is the craziest place they claim they did the deed.
Is it outside a cemetery at a family member's funeral?
Speaker 18 (46:06):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
On a giant inflatable foam finger floating near a yacht
at the Cannes Film Festival.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
Sounds like so specific?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Or underneath the gift bag table at the Vanity Fair
Oscars party, Alexis did it to win it?
Speaker 10 (46:22):
Where did it happen?
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Oh, Miley is crazy.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
I'm gonna say under the table.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Under the table at Vanity Oscar's fair. Okay, the weirdest
place Liam and Miley say they've done it.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Is so nervous for the answer.
Speaker 18 (46:38):
I underneath the gift bag table at the Vanity Fair
Oscars party.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
That means our winner today is Alexis. Congratulations, You've won
done it, You've won it it.
Speaker 18 (46:51):
You win an invitation to the next Kardashian Family reunion
where you will accept your trophy in the pool alone
with the multis incurable STDs.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Enjoy. That was.
Speaker 11 (47:10):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Time for another return player. His name is Andrew from Bothel,
who is one in one all time against you. And
when we asked him, what's going to be his strategy
today to win? Because everybody wants to know, like, what's
the secret to beating brook Andrew says he just wants
to get lucky, and I'm thinking he means about like
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lucky with the questions.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Forward, you think so many cool people are gonna hear this.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
He's gonna get lucky.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Andrew, how do you want to get lucky?
Speaker 9 (47:49):
Lucky?
Speaker 11 (47:50):
Winning? You know?
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Okay, winning?
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Sorry, that's why we had the music. We're good at
our jobs here, isn't that right?
Speaker 15 (47:57):
Bro?
Speaker 11 (47:57):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Andrew? How are you feeling today?
Speaker 15 (48:02):
I'm feeling pretty good.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Awesome, feeling pretty lucky?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
All right? Am I leaving now?
Speaker 16 (48:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Brooking out of here? Stop trying to cheat, Brooks trying
to stay in the room and get all the answers
before get out of here. All right, she's gone finally.
I'm sorry about that, Andrew, but you know how the
game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when you could
say pass, you do have to beat her outright if
you want to win, though, you ready?
Speaker 5 (48:24):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
All right, all the luck in the world, your way,
your time starts now. The first Tony Awards happened on
this day in nineteen forty seven? What type of entertainment
do they honor? Dance up? We'll have to come back
to it, which is smaller and adam or an electron?
The term spatchcock is used in cooking when you cut
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what food in half? Uhl Domingo is Spanish for which
day of the week, Sunday? L Ron Hubber founded? What
religion Muslim? And let's go back to your first question
the Tony Awards. What type of entertainment to the honor?
Your phone? Cut out?
Speaker 15 (49:09):
Comedy?
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Comedy? All right, got your answers. Zen Brook's gonna come
back in the studio and I guess where's Broke? He's chalking,
Oh yeah, we've been calling you in for like fifteen minutes. Uh,
and Andrew, I don't know what this means. On my screener,
it says you're considering going to Disneyland, playing a trip.
(49:32):
We'll see if we can get you one hundred dollars
towards that trip today.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Whoa, Andrew, that's what you're playing for?
Speaker 13 (49:41):
You win?
Speaker 14 (49:41):
Bro really?
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah, just here to have fun.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
And look, your strategy of getting lucky it's already paying off.
Speaker 5 (49:49):
Spoiler alert. Even if you lose, you still get a
prize of consolation.
Speaker 15 (49:53):
So I just broke to do her part.
Speaker 7 (49:55):
Yeah, okay, it's up to you now you ready, Yeah,
your time star now.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
The first Tony Awards happened on this day in nineteen
forty seven. What type of entertainment do they honor?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Theater?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Which is smaller an adam or an electron?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Electron?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
The term spatchcock is used in cooking when you cut
what food in half?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Chicken?
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Domingo is Spanish for which day of the week, Sunday.
L Ron Hubbard founded what religion?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Scientology?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
What is the state capital of Hawaii?
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Honoluh okay.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
I think we're good on your answer. Let's go over
to the scoreboard and see how y'all did with Jose.
It's funny how you say the exact same thing every morning.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Andrew, you got to correct today, all right?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Not bad?
Speaker 11 (50:47):
Good?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Love that positivity.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
And Brook, you didn't get any wrong? Sex in a wrong.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
I like to do seven smoke, James. I'm sorry about that.
Let's get the answers real quick. Brook already knew them all.
Tony Moore's happened on this day in nineteen forty seven,
honoring entertainment in theater, specifically Broadway. Yeah, between an adam
or an electron. An electron is smaller. Adam is one
hundred million times bigger than it. The term spatchcock is
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used when you cut chicken or poultry in half. Domingo
is Spanish for Sunday. L Ron Hubbard founded scientology. Capital
of Hawaii is Honolulu. Andrew, so sorry, I can't give
you that one hundred dollars towards Disneyland, even though.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
You didn't know that was on the line.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, so you're not disappointed. Yeah, it's a good way
to live, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
But you got some brook and Jeffrey swag to take home.
Speaker 15 (51:41):
All right. I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah, we love you, Bro.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Make sure Colin we're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same
time tomorrow
You're here. We're here.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's do this podcast thing all right, all right, full
out of the show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Now We're going to go around the room real quick
and in one word, describe the inside of your fridge. Okay,
alexis one word for the inside of.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Your fridge empty?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Right now, that's sad to Brook. Do you know what
the inside of your fridge looks like?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I do.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
We have to text one of your servants to grab
a photo for you.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, you would like to think so, But I just
got a new fridge because the other one broke and
everything went bad.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, it was terrible. So I would say I would
say new, it's very clean.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That clean of a fridge, Jose, what about you leftovers?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Sad?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Interesting for mine? I'd probably say Chinese. I have like
fourteen to go boxes of beef broccoli in there. I
love beef broccoli like chicken broccoli. Yes, so I could
probably I could probably use some help, not just an
organizing but in the latest trend that's sweeping TikTok beautifying
your fridge.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
This is exhausting to me.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And I'm not just talking about like magnets and things
on the outside. Now, there's pressure to make the inside
of your fridge look just as beautiful and stylish as
the rest of your house. If you're into that kind
of thing. Here's a photo of some of the beautiful
insides of fridges.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It's so the stuff that goes in here.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I don't understand it either. Alexis out of here with
your bouquet of roses.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
On the second show, No Surprise, there's fridge beauty experts
who will actually come to your home and for only
two hundred and fifty dollars an hour, they'll give you
tips on how to clean it and then stage it
for you like you're showing.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Off a house.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Be just doing it for me.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're talking things like flowers and greenery, wooden bowls to
put your fruit in, just other than only food. So
when you open your fridge everything looks inviting.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, mine just looks like hollow and white.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm doing my best just to keep clean.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And it's not just beautiful stuff. If you want a
more like fun comedy vibe, they'll even draw faces on
your mustard to make it look more like Simpson characters
scene inside of there.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
It would be.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Funny to do like googly eyes on everything.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now you can theme the entire inside of your fridge
and have your friends come over and see it. But
they say, if you have a beautiful inside of your fridge,
you're going to be inspired to cook more and eat healthier.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But you never need to play the game. What's the smell?
So no one else?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Now I understand why your old fridge died, so you
better get on it. Beautify your fridge. Let's get into
the shock collar question of the day and send it
over to a man who, just like a fridge, is
cold yet beautiful on the inside. Digital Jake.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
Yesterday we attempted a new game to start the show
off called Bunk or No Bunk. Yes, basically it was
true or false, but we complicated a little so much
so that I'm guessing Alexis still doesn't know what those
two works.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
We have to call it false or true?
Speaker 10 (03:09):
Alexis, what does no bunk mean to you?
Speaker 11 (03:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 10 (03:15):
That means all right, you know what, Alexis.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
I know everybody in the room right now and listening
at home is probably making fun of you in their
heads or out loud.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But I'm kind of with them.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
Yeah, I can understand. This could be a little confusing.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
I'm with you, I stand with Alexis in solidarity, and
so we're gonna play the game again, and this time
to make it easier. Instead of bunk or no bunk,
I can't forget the bunk. Will do D bunk or
double bunk.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What doesn't know my brain is bunk.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
This is very simple. D bunk means not true.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
Double bunk is the anti truth in reverse, double back
home again meaning true.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, making it easier on I could.
Speaker 10 (04:00):
Simplify solve for you.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So let's play D bunk or double bunk, right, so excited?
Speaker 10 (04:08):
Starting with Alexis.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Alexis Albert Einstein flunked fourth grade math. D bunk or
double bunk.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
He's the smart guy. But I think that's why it's
going to be a trick question. And he actually did fail.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now the horse part, I think double's good, which means true.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yeah, Jake, you're right, double bunked.
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Alexis said, double bunk. That's D bunk.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's not true, it's not true.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Before he was fifteen, he mastered integral calculus. He didn't
fail at anything. So Alexis, you are getting shot so far,
smart guy, Yes, go to Jose Jose. In sixteen ninety
two Salem Witch Trials, no witches were actually burned at
the steak d bunk or double bunk.
Speaker 12 (05:01):
Wow, Wow, this is tough, I do think.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I mean, was it all a rumor? No, that had
been at least.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Why did the stake burning happen prior to the Maybe
it wasn't Salem, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Like, maybe that was a mob mentality thing. And then
when they actually did the trials, it was more of
a you know, up and up, throw them in jail
type sitch.
Speaker 12 (05:21):
Okay, I'm gonna go double bunk. I think this is true.
No witches were burned.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
You said double bunk. That's a double bunk, right.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Broke helped me get to there.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
None of them were burned, but nineteen were hung and
one was pressed with stones.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Oh it feels so much better.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I didn't come pleasant.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
I said it very pleasant.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, that's a bachelorette party ideas.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Moving on to the next round before we don't talk
about Bruno from Encanto pecked at number one on the
Billboard chart. Disney's last number one song was Frozens Let
It Go in twenty fourteen, Okay, d bunk or double bunk.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well, see, I mean I think that the big movie
god was Mowana right after Frozen.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
And except You're Welcome.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, I mean those two albums ma Wana and in Kanto,
I have memorized back to back.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is obsessed with them.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, And I feel I don't know if that hit
number one though, because remember we played the Kanto song
for a second, and we also go back in the day,
but I don't think we ever played You're Welcome. I'm
going to go double bunk. I think it's true.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Brooke said double bunk.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
It's d Bu's. Frozen peaked at number five. The last
number one hit for Disney was a Whole New World
from Aladdin.
Speaker 12 (06:43):
Wow's mind blown.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Everyone at home is following along, and they know Brooke
and Alexis are now up for being shocked and Jose's
moved on people in the room.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Let's go to Jeffrey Good recap.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Jeffrey, people who have chicklophobia are afraid of cats, debunk
or double bunk.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You know, chickle is Spanish for.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Gum, so that would be fear of gum.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Fear of gum, because then wouldn't you think it'd be gumophobia.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
If it was, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I mean, those phobias are always strange because sometimes they'll
grab a Latin word, sometimes they'll grab an English.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Word, you know, or sometimes they'll just say exactly what
it is, like althophobia.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, new marrow phobia, yeah. Number.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So I'm gonna say that it's true that it's one
of those weird.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Ones that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
You like, you wouldn't guess it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, it's kind of like random one. But so it's false,
No way, it's true. Double bunk doub You may.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Just be saying.
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Answer, Jeff says, double bunk, that's a bun. It was
right on there.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
People who suffer from chicklophobia have a fear of chewing gum.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
One of the few words I know, the only one
have got it right.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
So hose you get to pick who gets shocked today?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Right, I gotta give it to you.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Je wait to stand up for your girlfriend. I'll take
the shot. And somebody wanted to hear I want it
that way by the Backstreet Boys, tell me.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Why ain nothing but a Tell me why ain't nothing
but miss double bunk on that. That's a shockcolic question
of the.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we believe
it's one hundred percent okay to lie to your significant other.
Let me finish if there's a good reason for it.
For example, murder wait, I was the officer. I didn't
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see my husband accidentally back up into the mailman and
then drive forward again to his job.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Why wouldn't you go with like birthday present? Like that's
where you lie.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Pretty sure the cat was driving at the time. Precocious
little bugger got it well. Today a woman admits that
she's been keeping a big secret from her boyfriend. Okay,
and it's something that if he knew about, might actually
significantly improve his happiness in life.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Whoa so murder him?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You know, improving happiness is not what girlfriends are about.
So don't get mad at me.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
You get mad at what she's not telling her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm mad at both of you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's a brand new mass speaker coming up right now.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
You don't know me confession I can't take.
Speaker 13 (09:39):
Back earl arms.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Mouse speak got a juicy text into seven eighty five
nine two that says, I have a crush on someone
from your show. Don't tell my wife Brook. Oh it's Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh wait wait, is that my husb been touching?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Maybe it's another guy who's married to somebody named Brooke
and it's all just a coincidence. Or maybe it's gonna
be a weird night at the Fox House school.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We're going to have a talk and.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We get for sure, I mean, out of everybody her.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
On this segment.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
We don't use real names. We use fake ones to
hide your identity so we can avoid all the drama.
One of our listeners has chosen the fake name Annie
for herself today. Annie, Welcome to the show. Hello, Hi Annie,
Do you want to admit to a secret crush on
one of us too?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
It's not what I called for another time.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's not a secret. She's been talking about that on
her and stuff for a while.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I'm sure. Yeah, sure, any Anny, the voice changer is on.
You are now the mass speaker, So whenever you're ready,
go ahead tell us your confession.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Okay, So I've been dating this guy for almost three
years and he's really very great. We're inseparable, Like I
really feel like I found the one.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, three years in and you're ready to like it
sounds like get married.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Definitely what I'm hoping for. I look in the past,
and I've had other long term relationships, but I've always
had these guys who seem to like get tired or
complacent and then they ditch me. And this guy is
just really different.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
He's not like you ditch so good. I'm glad you
found someone who's all in on you.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, but in our in our defense, guys do get
very tired, get tired, lazy, very hard.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You mean in the relationship, you guys get lazy.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
She means, I thought you just meant sleepy because we
worked so hard. Is that what you meant?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
In kind of yeah, just entertaining. This sounds great. Why
is this a secret?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
That's heart's all all great? Okay, So he plays guitar.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What does this guy do?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Come on, what a cutie?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
He's okay, I mean, I wouldn't say he's mind blowing.
He plays a lot of open sights at bars.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Oh cool, And.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think it's so attractive to find somebody who has
true hobbies and interests and you know they're interesting.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
He sounds like an interesting guy.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
He is, and over the last like, I don't know,
a year or so, he's been getting really serious about
the whole guitar playing thing. It's like his dream to
become super famous and get a record deal like everyone
else who plays guitar.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Right.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Is that a good thing for you?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (12:37):
Or for me though?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I mean that it's what he really wants. I want
things to kind of stay the way they are. Things
are going really good.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So is that the secret? Like, you won't tell him
that he's never going to make it because that's a
good idea.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
So my uncle actually has connections in the music industry.
A few months ago he asked me if I would
send his demo to my uncle and see if I
could get a meeting with someone for him or whatever. So, yeah,
I did it.
Speaker 14 (13:06):
I sent it up.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh you did, Okay, that's nice of you.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
When people send in their mixtapes to me and stuff,
I'm just like, oh, yeah, it's all the shows.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
To my boss and I never have exactly.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I figured it would sit on someone's desk in summering
studio somewhere and probably never get.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Listening, okay, which is true. But you did your part.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's all you have to do right, that's out of
your hands.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Well that's what I thought, so I said it on
to my uncle, and a couple of months went by.
We didn't hear anything, you know, no big deal, right. Well,
then I got a message from the producer at a
record label.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh my god, is it going to happen?
Speaker 15 (13:44):
No, Like he's better than we thought.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Well, the message said that they were really interested. They
wanted to meet him, they wanted to fly him out
to Nashville.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh that's so exciting.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
But I'm confused. Like you said, he's not great, but
they're what's going on?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Well, maybe he's hot, you know, like there's a lot
of musicians, not great musicians, but good looking and marketable.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I mean, honestly, why is that bad news?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Well because I don't want anything to change. You know,
this guy is so great and we're doing so well,
and the last thing that I need is for him
to become super famous. And everyone else says.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
What you don't want a famous boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
You?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I understand this.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What did he say when you when you told him
about the producer? I mean, the producer's contacted him, right,
Why I didn't tell him?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
You didn't say that you got an email like saying
that his basically dreams are about to come true.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
No, and I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, dude, you do not love this man if you
do not want to help him see his dreams out.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, honestly, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
If he wants to sleep with a bunch of women
on tour, he should be allowed to do. That's what
a good girlfriend does.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Exactly, you're ruining his life.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
I mean, you have to let the universe work for himself.
If he's not that good, then maybe he goes and
does this audition and fails.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
He's not good.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Has a point.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Just because you get an audition in Nashville doesn't mean anything,
Like you can't block this.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
But I don't want him to go there and sail
it either. I mean, I don't want him.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You don't now, jeez, I didn't.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Realize that you guys were going to be so judgmental.
Like I thought that this was a place that I
could come on and tell you guys what was going on.
I didn't realize you guys were going to be all
on his side about this.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
We've weren't a lot, It's just we're rooting for everyone.
You're rooting for you or room for him.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
You're not for me.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I want you to develop some self confidence and just
know that he's not going to cheat on you, and
if he does, you know nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Not that you're not so confident already.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I'm confident that he's not going to cheat on me
because I know he's not going to Nashville.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Oh my god, I thought about it.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
You might as well pull a brook and lock him
in your base. He's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Great set of handcuffs.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
I don't hate that idea.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
O my god, the joke planted the idea now. Oh no,
sex into seventy five to nine too. If you have
a confession that you've been holding on to, we can
hide your identity by masking your voice so you can
become the next mass speaker. We'll do your phone.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Tap next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
We got a request in from a nineteen year old
college sophomore named Brandon. He's got a big family reunion
coming up and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.
Oh but before that happens, he wants his mom to
meet her over the phone first. And all that mom
knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen. What
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she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full grown,
very eager, forty six year old woman, our own brook Fox,
doing a horrible accent that sounds like a Long Island Boston,
Minnesota old Jewish mom. Jump.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Wait, listen, my family comes from lots of different places.
Speaker 11 (17:06):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I love it, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I don't think he's even the same as what you're
gonna hear in the second.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
We're gonna how this woman reacts in your phone?
Speaker 10 (17:14):
Tap right now?
Speaker 13 (17:15):
Another Hello?
Speaker 11 (17:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Hi, is this Brandon's mom? Yes, Jesus, Oh my god, Hi,
it is so nice to finally meet you. Oh it's Helen, Helen, Helen,
you know your son's new gal.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
Wait?
Speaker 14 (17:40):
Excuse me, you're Helen?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh yeah, did Brandon not mention?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I was gonna call because he just told me so
much about you, and I wanted to meet the woman
who made the man.
Speaker 14 (17:52):
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but how
old are you?
Speaker 15 (17:55):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Me?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I'm forty six years young, forty six, but Brandon
makes me feel like i'm twenty again.
Speaker 14 (18:04):
So you're dating my nineteen year old son. You're forty
six ish.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I hate that word dating. I mean, it's such an archaicter.
Maybe I prefer like banging on the.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
Rag, you know. Excuse me?
Speaker 14 (18:16):
Do you not talk to me about my son that way?
This is like totally inappropriate, I have mother.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I am so sorry. I really apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I just I called because I wanted to talk about
the family reunion next weekend. Well wait, wait, Brandon in
sis that I'm there to meet all his aunties and only.
Speaker 14 (18:34):
No, no, no, that's not happening at all.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Can I call you mom?
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Mom?
Speaker 14 (18:43):
Don't call me mom. I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh I med sys, I meant sis because I know
we're about the same age.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
No, don't call me mom. Don't call me sis. And
one more thing, I don't want you talking to Brandon anymore.
He's nineteen.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Are you acting like this because of my age?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yes, Thanka, come.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
On, you're forty six.
Speaker 14 (19:02):
I send a teenager, for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Honestly, I would have never saw myself with a younger
man till I met Brandon working at that diner, and
I was like, oh my.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
What are you think you're some kind of like older
cougar who goes and picks up young boys while they're
at work.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
It wasn't like that at all.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
See, he was so sweet.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I dropped my multi vitamins and fish oil pills for
my pillbox, and Brandon got down on the floor and
he helped me gather up every single one.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It was the sweetest meet cute, even better than how
I met my second husband.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
Your second husband. So now you're looking for number three?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh no, No, Brandon and I are just feeling things out,
you know, emphasis on the feeling. I mean, that's when
all my friends at Bridge Club I told them all
about Brandon, and you know what they said, You need.
Speaker 14 (19:51):
To stop talking, woman, I haven't to hear this though.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You've got to hear that. Hear they said, You've already
been through menopause.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Life is short.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Why not too much information to start right?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Your goodness?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You know, men age like fied wine, Women age like geez.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So you gotta get it while you can, am I
right line.
Speaker 14 (20:13):
I need to speak with Brandon. I need to speak
with his father and find out exactly what I can
do about this.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Now, Samantha, Samantha, I get where you're coming from. I
have three kids of my own, and I worry about
them sometimes.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
Have you lost your mind? How can I think this is?
Speaker 15 (20:29):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Do you realize what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I just think we need to have a woman to
woman talk. Okay, you just stop by my house and
we can have some camrameal tea and we can just
work this whole thing out.
Speaker 14 (20:41):
Six forty.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I do have this amazing tiger bomb that helps heal
all my joint pain.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You should really try, you know, I'll bring it. I'll
bring it by.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
I don't want to talk to you about menopause or
your tiger bomb?
Speaker 13 (20:52):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Would you rather me talk about the phone tap that
we're doing on you right now?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Wait what I'm talking? I'm not dating your son.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
This is actually broke from the radio show Brooke and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
We're doing a pe tap on you.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I believe that is like, oh wow, oh wow, we're
not banging on the rag, you know, reg Maybe is.
Speaker 11 (21:17):
That what the kids say?
Speaker 14 (21:19):
I really had a hard day.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
But now you're gonna love all of his new girlfriends
by comparison, right, yeah?
Speaker 14 (21:27):
Oh god, I hope a new one.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
No, I think she's only forty two.
Speaker 16 (21:32):
Oh please please.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
Wake up?
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
How do you tell someone that you love that their
dreams are definitely not gonna happen and you do not
support them?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Oh wow, that's hard, bro.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Didn't you put that in your wedding vows somewhere?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
I did not.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
I could have sworn.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
After your sister in law played violin.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, she did play the violin, but I did not
have that in my bounds.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
One of our listeners is having that very problem with
her boyfriend O Brooking. Hell, come on, she's about to
empty out their entire savings account to make his big
dream happen. And it all started when he made one
viral TikTok video. We're gonna hear all about it and
then try and convince the boyfriend to give up on
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his dreams in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
It's awkward.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
We've been doing our show for a while now, Yeah,
and we have a lot of people listening to us,
and I think there's certain moments for each person in
this room that really stand out as our most famous
thing that we've done on the show. Oh, do I
have one that's not voting? Well for you? Broke for
like thirty years. I can't think of one big moment.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
You know, it all kind of blends together after a while.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Well, Like one that really stood out for me that
I remember was when I did a parody song about Ikea,
and IKEA headquarters in Sweden actually made all of their
employees learn the song and sing it at a big company.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Event they did.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, did you not see that video? It was crazy,
all these Swedish people sing in this American zong.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No wonder I don't remember our big moments. I missed
that video.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Now, every time I go into ike all the workers
give me side. I like, that's the guy that But
apparently one of our listeners, Beth has a semi famous boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh has he been on this show? We're all about
semi famous.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't think so. But she is having some issues
with their new fame. How's it going?
Speaker 13 (23:47):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, I mean I'm curious who this guy is, because
sometimes fame and infamy can be mixed up, Like he Yeah,
he's not famous. For like a mugshot or anything.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
Right, No, it's not a mug shot. But yeah, my
boyfriend Josh went viral like six months ago.
Speaker 17 (24:07):
Oh yeah, so basically it's got like five million views.
Like this one video went crazy and it's him throwing
up yogurt in the air and then catching it back
in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh, that got five million views.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
And you want to date this guy before that happened
or after?
Speaker 13 (24:31):
No, we were dating before he went viral.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
But okay, so you're not just in it for the fame. Clearly,
you're like.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Grandma, wait till you see my boyfriend.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
It's funny because I'm like cringing. But then I'm also like, god,
I bet he makes so much more money than I do.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Now, I mean, it is kind of it's skills to
be able to catch all that mouth, I guess.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Okay, just going viral in general, no matter what it's about,
it always leads to more opportunities.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You blow your page.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Up, now you dad, jo Bonnie wants to endorse you.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Is that what's happening? Is he really famous?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Now?
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Well?
Speaker 17 (25:06):
I mean the initial video was wild, and then he
did a follow up one that got like, I don't know,
one hundred thousand views, and he's just I think like
he's more invested in it than like it's actually gonna
be a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay, so he's trying to catch that fame.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
Yeah, It's like it was like about a week after
the videos came out, he started referring to himself in
the third person and Daddy Gert.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
He's got to be he's joking, right, He's not being serious.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
So I mean initially I'm like, Okay, he's just like
playing it up. But this is like he's trying to
make himself this brand Daddy Gert, Daddy Gert. Yeah, and
he's like constantly using ridiculous phrases like go Gert or
go home.
Speaker 15 (25:51):
And I pointed.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Out though, but go Gert is a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Like scumpany you know.
Speaker 17 (26:01):
I told him about that, but he got real flustered
by it. And it's just at that point I just
really understood that he's taking this so seriously.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, Yeah, so you call it for relationship advice because
I have some thoughts.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I think all the girls are like, just break out
with it.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
What made you reach out to us for help?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (26:22):
So the video caught like a lot of views, in Austria.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
And so the big thing now is he wants to
go to Austria and do a live appearance and bring merch.
Speaker 17 (26:34):
So basically the big problem is he wants to take
fifteen thousand dollars of our life savings and just like
go for this empire he's trying to build.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
He wants to take fifteen grand of your guys' joint
money to do it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes, Oh you don't believe in his his Girt empire.
You're not on board the Girt train.
Speaker 11 (26:58):
No.
Speaker 17 (26:59):
I mean, I just I really need to convince him
like to not do that. And it's just I'm in
a hard spot because like I don't want it to
turn into a huge fight. It's definitely a bad idea.
But you know, I've just been listening to him and
he's like telling me all of these plans and it's
just like making me very worried.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Have you voiced any of your concern to Daddy Gert.
Speaker 17 (27:20):
I mean, I just I call my best friend and
I've been to her, but with him, I haven't gone there.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
Because I just know it's not going to end well.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Well his head, he's thinking, oh yeah, well, fifteen grand
up front and then once I go there, we could
make thirty brand.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Off of all the appearances.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
But if he doesn't, if it's not a hit, then
you're gonna be out fifteen grand.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah, so risk What I'm.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Trying to say, has anyone from Ostrich contacted him, like
any agents or I mean it's serious like brands or
something like, because maybe he's right, maybe there's something over
there for him.
Speaker 17 (27:51):
I mean he basically just tells me that he's contacted
a bunch of different people and he's working on some things.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
But I just I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Yeah, be anything.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Sounds like you're about to be in a relationship with
a famous yogurt man.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah someday.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well worked out for John Stamos.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
He was the yogurt mascot for a while or like
the Chiovanni dude?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah that word you think yogurt marketing hits very.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I mean he was already famous, so there was that bute.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
But she doesn't want that. Beth doesn't want Daddy Gert
to I think realize fame more than anything.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
She don't want Daddy Girt to take fifteen g from
her bank account and lose it.
Speaker 15 (28:32):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, we're going to talk about this a little bit
off the air. We'll come back, give you a little
bit of advice, and we'll let you call your boyfriend
Daddy Gert and try and convince him to not seize
his fifteen minutes of fame and just move on go
back to his normal, boring life.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
No, boy, Yeah, I just think that's going to be
for the best.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Who would have thought yogurt would have made anyone's life
more exciting?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna do it with the awkward
Tuesday phone call next. It's awkward.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Alexis I want to ask you theoretically, if you're dating
a great guy. He's fun, he has a good job,
he buys you all the gifts that you could possibly want,
and then one time he makes a video of himself
tossing yogurt in the air and catching it in this
off and goes viral for it. Could you still support
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him and be with him after that? Or is that
the ultimate ditch?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
You know, it's worse than might be making his own
T shirts. That's such an ick.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh you don't like them making up a T shirt.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
The video.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I feel like he was trying to go viral with it.
It just happened accidentally, and he's leaning in like I've
decided that I'm pro girt, which also should probably go
on one of his T shirts or service.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I am pro girt, But that's like a probiotic yogurt.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's not what Beth wants. No wants her boy friend
Daddy Girt to have his Girt dreams die right here
and now. And Brook, do you have some advice for
what she should do?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You know this is hard for you because you haven't
actually expressed your real feelings about this at all. Yeah,
because it was fine before when it was his money.
Now it's your money that he's also trying to invest
in this, And that's when you need to say, listen,
I've been saving your feelings, but we've crossed the line
where I need to tell you how I really feel.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, dude, it's her money. It's fifteen grand.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You are right? Are you comfortable with that, Beth being
honest with your boyfriend?
Speaker 17 (30:36):
You know, I feel like we're at the crossroads where
it's I don't do it now, Like I'm gonna get
sucked into this yogurt thing for good.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, you're going to be part of the Girt empire
and you don't want.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
To be ose. What do you think Beth should do?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Just tell him this, Do.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
You really want to go to a place where there's
openly rude people and dog poop everywhere? Okay, ostra bad
facts about Austria and those of many things.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I've heard Austria is one of the most beautiful countries
in the world.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
No, Beth, can you forward him a link to bad
Austrian facts dot com.
Speaker 17 (31:13):
I'm gonna collect my list of negatives along with the
whole spitting up yogurt.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Okay, exactly, all right, we have some advice there. I'm
not going to call it great advice, but it's hopefully helpful.
We're gonna dial Daddy Girt right now, your boyfriend and
let you have your conversation with him.
Speaker 13 (31:31):
You ready, Yeah, but do you mind just calling him Josh?
Speaker 15 (31:35):
Please?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay, fine, Beth, this is your awkward Tuesday phone call,
so I just call him, just Josh, call boring old
Josh and let you make your awkward call.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (31:51):
You got who's this?
Speaker 11 (31:56):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (31:56):
It's me, Hey, big so.
Speaker 13 (32:01):
Hey, nothing.
Speaker 15 (32:02):
I just wanted to.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Know if you had a few minutes to chat.
Speaker 15 (32:06):
Yeah, what's going on? I got a video to do.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
But oh, okay, another yogurt video.
Speaker 15 (32:14):
Yeah, you know, making that mood.
Speaker 13 (32:16):
Lah.
Speaker 17 (32:18):
Yeah, I'm glad that you brought that up.
Speaker 13 (32:22):
Those videos make money now, I.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Mean it's investment, so yeah, eventually, eventually, don't worry, baby.
Speaker 17 (32:29):
Wow, I just before we get into this empire, I
just kind of wanted to talk about the fifteen thousand dollars.
I'm just I'm not sure I'm quite comfortable spending that
kind of money.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
Yeah, but babe, we've talked about this. This is how
it works. You got to spend money to make money. Baby.
I'm not just an artist. I'm also an entrepreneur. So
if you want to get to gir Topia, you got
to pay the toll. You feel me?
Speaker 13 (32:59):
Okay, okay, but that's the problem. I don't I don't
want to go there. No one wants to go to Gertopia.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
Just hear me out. I wouldn't have to do my
job anymore. Okay, you could quit your job. You can
manage me. We'd have a lifetime supply of yogurt in
the fridge from the highest bidder. There are so.
Speaker 17 (33:17):
Many like these are all really fun dreams to have,
but like, let's just be realistic for a minute here.
Speaker 15 (33:23):
Okay, hold on, I think I am being realistic because
this can be huge, and I'm I know what I'm
I want.
Speaker 13 (33:31):
I want to support you, I do. I want you
to follow your dreams. But it's just so much money,
and I just don't think.
Speaker 15 (33:38):
It's a good time. Okay, look, it's it's too late.
So I already bought the plane tickets to Vienna and
no you no you didn't. Yeah, you just look two
months from now.
Speaker 17 (33:50):
Baby, what no, no, no, no, you did not spend
our money without asking me.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
No, I didn't use our money. I asked your parents
if they invest and your dad wrote me a check
for five grand. You what, who's this? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Hey man on the radio right now with Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Excellent opportunity to promote your business.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Well that's why we're in.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
We're all invested.
Speaker 15 (34:22):
Oh my god, what is going on right now?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. And
Beth reached out to us because she wasn't sure how
to have this conversation with you about not spending fifteen
thousand dollars on the trip to Austria.
Speaker 15 (34:37):
Because are you serious right now?
Speaker 17 (34:39):
Of course I'm serious. It's a lot of money to
throw into Daddy Girk killing me.
Speaker 15 (34:46):
No, no, no, no, are you serious that you just got
us hell of promotion right now?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
You're liking this?
Speaker 5 (34:55):
He's always seaking of business.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
See this.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I told you, Beth, you got to be straight with Daddy.
Speaker 15 (35:01):
I told you that you can manage this and this
is crazy. Thank you for this.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
By the way, you're better at managing his girt life
than you even realized you were.
Speaker 17 (35:12):
I didn't mean for this to be a positive thing
like this was supposed to be a wake up call
for you.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
I didn't want to tell you like this. But this
is actually great because what's going to happen is I
wanted to surprise you with the trip, and we're going
to go and we're gonna have so much fun, and
Daddy Gert is going to spoil you rotten.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
No, her dad is going to spoil her rut because
he's the one paying for this. How did you convince
her parents to give you five thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Seriously?
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Oh, parents know that I'm going to double that triple back.
And for your information, I already got an appearance lined
up with Austrian roller blady company. They liked the idea
of eating on the go.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh the same yeah, same business plans, gog.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah clean.
Speaker 17 (36:06):
Don't encourage him, guys, you're not helping right now.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I don't see how we can. I mean, even your
parents see the merit in gert Topia.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You're being sarcastic. It is a terrible idea. I am sorry, Josh.
This is a It sounds like a fun trip. It
sounds like you're not having to pay both positives. But
this is not like your career. It's just one viral
TikTok video. It doesn't really mean that much.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
With over six million views on it. That doesn't just
happen for a one off thing. This is a business
waiting to literally.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Always happens for a one off thing.
Speaker 15 (36:41):
I mean, she's got to buy into my dream because
I have a dream, and that's what we do as spouses.
We got to support our loved one.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
These are spouses. You're married now, I.
Speaker 15 (36:51):
Mean in my in my mind, I mean this is
all part of the Grand Master Plan.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I mean you could be the future missus. Daddy girt, Wow,
mama girt.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Mama girt does not sound sex.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
It's literally like I didn't know that you could get
worse than Daddy Kurt and you.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I am.
Speaker 17 (37:12):
I going to complete loss for words because I get it.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
This is a lot is happening here. We probably need
some time for process. Let's just focus on one thing.
The trip that is already booked. It's happening already paid
for by your parents.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It'd be really fun to go to Austria.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I agree. I think you just go there and you
see what happens.
Speaker 16 (37:30):
Beth, What do you say, I my Josh, I mean
it's already paid for, right, So I'll go.
Speaker 17 (37:44):
Only with you this one time.
Speaker 15 (37:47):
Okay, this is oh my god, oh my god, time.
Speaker 13 (37:49):
That we're doing this.
Speaker 17 (37:50):
And you know what, and you're gonna and you're gonna
get me a puppy when.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
We get back, a puppy.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
We know there's lots of dogs there, there's lots of poop.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Okay, why do you need a puppy, Beth? You just
want a puppy.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
She wants something in it for herself.
Speaker 15 (38:02):
Oh my god, I got a great idea to a
dog yogurt. Oh my god, for dogs doggart doggurt dot
into it.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, there it is, don't gurt. That actually may be
a good business fled.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
And you can name your dog squirt, jeff I need
my dog Bagel?
Speaker 6 (38:26):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Nobody's called you for a Bagel endorsement, have it?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Just give it time.
Speaker 15 (38:33):
Okay, guys, I got to do this video, so I
got to go.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Gotcha. I just want you to know we believe in you,
Daddy Girt. Okay, don't realize your dreams.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Dot maybe a hit.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
Honestly, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
If you're a regular listener to our show, then you
know that we don't normally cover celebrity gossip. You know
at who's hooking up with who, who's getting sued for what?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
There's no update we put on our.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Website if you want to go there.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Other than that, Yeah, I put it up there for sure.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Go find out who's launching a new makeup line for
Lindsey Lohans Lick Myself lip Gloss. It'll have your doggie.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Saying, why do I feel like it's salty.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
Make up?
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Doggy?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
But today we will actually be doing a full segment
that has to do with celebrities. Whoa yep, dare I
say it's so ridiculous and entertaining. I even think Brook's
mom is gonna lull. She's gonna lull so od.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
She thinks that's like love out Loud or something.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
She's gonna do it, and we're gonna do it. Coming
up right after this, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Is there anything more wholesome than a game show? I
love I love it.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Talk about bringing people together.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Exact prices, right, family food, there's no deal. There's just
something about them that instantly brings everybody together. And that's
why we created an entire game show that the whole
family can participate in. We're gonna try it out right now.
It's called did It to Win It? It's like In
(40:25):
It to Win It, but instead of a bunch of wacky,
impossible challenges completed in a small amount of time, all
you have to do is try and pick which crazy
location a famous celebrity claims they did it.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Okay, okay, are you gonna give us a location? Or
where are we going here?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I'll explain the rules in just a second. It's did
It to win it, And of course I cannot participate
in the game because I was there for most of
these entaters, right, so I'm just gonna be the host instead.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I see, I see?
Speaker 10 (40:54):
All right?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Answer, are you ready? Jose your name was selected at random.
You're gonna go first, okay, And your hornball celebrity is
Kim Kardashian. Where is the craziest place Kim said she
did it? Is it on a swing in an empty playground,
(41:16):
a public movie theater, or in the pool at a
family reunion.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Reunion.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
The craziest place Kim k says she did it is
a public movie The point I mean, I could definitely
see how the family reunion thing would get the juices
flown for the Kardashian rent the.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Right exactly by yourself. It was actually in.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Her basement, all right, didn't get that right? Next up
is Brooke.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Brooke.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Your naughty celebrity is give it to me, Charlie Sheen Gross.
We all know you had a thing for him.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Back in the day.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Where is the craziest place Charlie says he did it?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
It's gonna be insane.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Keep in mind he may have said yes to all
of these, but I only have one that's actually gonna
f So is it in a taxi outside of CBS
Studios while filming Two and a half Men, in a
jail after being arrested on a drug charge, or in
an Eiffel Tower elevator? Did it to win it?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
All those options are good.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
I'm gonna go jail.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
The craziest place Charlie Sheen says he did it is
Eiffel Tower elevator, just because he doesn't remember.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
He doesn't remember the jail, Yes, for sure.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
All right, Alexis, We're gonna do Zach Efron for you.
He was in all the Disney shows back when you
were six years old. Where is the craziest place Zach
says he did it? Is it at a high school prom,
in a portaty at Coachella or on a moving jet
(43:01):
ski during the intermission of a Disney on Ice shows?
Just did it to win it? What's your answer? I
can see that craziest place, Zach Afron says he's ever
done it. No, not Coachella. He did it at the
high school prom.
Speaker 10 (43:19):
Yeah the movie?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Is it the movie?
Speaker 11 (43:21):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I think a real high school. So we went through
one round and nobody guessed correctly.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
We don't know our celebrity.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
If you're just tuning in with playing did It to
Win It? Where we're trying to guess where is the
craziest place famous celebrities claim that they've done it? We're
on to round two. Keep in mind these are all
celebrity couples, a specific couple that you're gonna have to guess.
So we're back to Jose. Jose, your couple is Chrissy
Tiagan and John Legend. Where does the craziest place they
(43:54):
say they've done it together? Is it in the pool
at Kim Kardashian's family, on a plane, not in the bathroom,
just in first class? Or on the side of an
active volcano? Did It to Win It?
Speaker 10 (44:10):
Jose?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Where do you see them? Smushing iridot?
Speaker 5 (44:13):
First class is going to be in but I think
it's gonna be volcano. Me went on vacation and they were.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Like, final answer, volcano, Final answer, volcano. The craziest place
Chrissy Taguan and John Legend say they've done it is
on an airplane in first class under a blanket.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
It makes sense to me. I've seen them both in person.
They are tiny people.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, you know, like they could squash in a seat
together easily.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
They did it inside the ash tray. It was amazing.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
But I do it by myself, and I'm on the
no fly list.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
God, all right, on to Brook. Your celebrity couple, Okay,
Courtney Kardashian and Scott Dissick. Where is the craziest place
that disaster happened? Wasn't in a gym bathroom, an abandoned
lifeguard booth in Malibu or on their children's trampoline in
(45:10):
the backyard during a family reunion.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Answer, I'm gonna go with the Malibu life.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Uh what it called abandoned lifeguard?
Speaker 10 (45:24):
Both In.
Speaker 3 (45:26):
The craziest place that Courtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have
done it is tell me in a gym bathroom.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Don't you feel like these celebrities could get a little
bit more?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
All right?
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Cheering for it?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Amazingly? Nobody has guessed correctly, So we're up to you, Alexis.
If you get this right, you will win. Did it
to win it? Your celebrity couple is Miley Cyrus and
Liam Hemsworth.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Where is the craziest place they claim they did the deed.
Is it outside a cemetery at a family member's funeral?
Speaker 18 (46:06):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
On a giant inflatable foam finger floating near a yacht
at the Cannes Film Festival.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
Sounds like so specific?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Or underneath the gift bag table at the Vanity Fair
Oscars party, Alexis did it to win it?
Speaker 10 (46:22):
Where did it happen?
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Oh, Miley is crazy.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
I'm gonna say under the table.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Under the table at Vanity Oscar's fair. Okay, the weirdest
place Liam and Miley say they've done it.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Is so nervous for the answer.
Speaker 18 (46:38):
I underneath the gift bag table at the Vanity Fair
Oscars party.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
That means our winner today is Alexis. Congratulations, You've won
done it, You've won it it.
Speaker 18 (46:51):
You win an invitation to the next Kardashian Family reunion
where you will accept your trophy in the pool alone
with the multis incurable STDs.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Enjoy. That was.
Speaker 11 (47:10):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Time for another return player. His name is Andrew from Bothel,
who is one in one all time against you. And
when we asked him, what's going to be his strategy
today to win? Because everybody wants to know, like, what's
the secret to beating brook Andrew says he just wants
to get lucky, and I'm thinking he means about like
(47:39):
lucky with the questions.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Forward, you think so many cool people are gonna hear this.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
He's gonna get lucky.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Andrew, how do you want to get lucky?
Speaker 9 (47:49):
Lucky?
Speaker 11 (47:50):
Winning? You know?
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
Okay, winning?
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Sorry, that's why we had the music. We're good at
our jobs here, isn't that right?
Speaker 15 (47:57):
Bro?
Speaker 11 (47:57):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Andrew? How are you feeling today?
Speaker 15 (48:02):
I'm feeling pretty good.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Awesome, feeling pretty lucky?
Speaker 1 (48:05):
All right? Am I leaving now?
Speaker 16 (48:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Brooking out of here? Stop trying to cheat, Brooks trying
to stay in the room and get all the answers
before get out of here. All right, she's gone finally.
I'm sorry about that, Andrew, but you know how the
game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when you could
say pass, you do have to beat her outright if
you want to win, though, you ready?
Speaker 5 (48:24):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
All right, all the luck in the world, your way,
your time starts now. The first Tony Awards happened on
this day in nineteen forty seven? What type of entertainment
do they honor? Dance up? We'll have to come back
to it, which is smaller and adam or an electron?
The term spatchcock is used in cooking when you cut
(48:48):
what food in half? Uhl Domingo is Spanish for which
day of the week, Sunday? L Ron Hubber founded? What
religion Muslim? And let's go back to your first question
the Tony Awards. What type of entertainment to the honor?
Your phone? Cut out?
Speaker 15 (49:09):
Comedy?
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Comedy? All right, got your answers. Zen Brook's gonna come
back in the studio and I guess where's Broke? He's chalking,
Oh yeah, we've been calling you in for like fifteen minutes. Uh,
and Andrew, I don't know what this means. On my screener,
it says you're considering going to Disneyland, playing a trip.
(49:32):
We'll see if we can get you one hundred dollars
towards that trip today.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Whoa, Andrew, that's what you're playing for?
Speaker 13 (49:41):
You win?
Speaker 14 (49:41):
Bro really?
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah, just here to have fun.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
And look, your strategy of getting lucky it's already paying off.
Speaker 5 (49:49):
Spoiler alert. Even if you lose, you still get a
prize of consolation.
Speaker 15 (49:53):
So I just broke to do her part.
Speaker 7 (49:55):
Yeah, okay, it's up to you now you ready, Yeah,
your time star now.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
The first Tony Awards happened on this day in nineteen
forty seven. What type of entertainment do they honor?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Theater?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Which is smaller an adam or an electron?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Electron?
Speaker 3 (50:11):
The term spatchcock is used in cooking when you cut
what food in half?
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Chicken?
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Domingo is Spanish for which day of the week, Sunday.
L Ron Hubbard founded what religion?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Scientology?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
What is the state capital of Hawaii?
Speaker 10 (50:26):
Honoluh okay.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
I think we're good on your answer. Let's go over
to the scoreboard and see how y'all did with Jose.
It's funny how you say the exact same thing every morning.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Andrew, you got to correct today, all right?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Not bad?
Speaker 11 (50:47):
Good?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Love that positivity.
Speaker 5 (50:49):
And Brook, you didn't get any wrong? Sex in a wrong.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
I like to do seven smoke, James. I'm sorry about that.
Let's get the answers real quick. Brook already knew them all.
Tony Moore's happened on this day in nineteen forty seven,
honoring entertainment in theater, specifically Broadway. Yeah, between an adam
or an electron. An electron is smaller. Adam is one
hundred million times bigger than it. The term spatchcock is
(51:19):
used when you cut chicken or poultry in half. Domingo
is Spanish for Sunday. L Ron Hubbard founded scientology. Capital
of Hawaii is Honolulu. Andrew, so sorry, I can't give
you that one hundred dollars towards Disneyland, even though.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
You didn't know that was on the line.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, so you're not disappointed. Yeah, it's a good way
to live, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
But you got some brook and Jeffrey swag to take home.
Speaker 15 (51:41):
All right. I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah, we love you, Bro.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Make sure Colin we're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same
time tomorrow
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Alexis Fuller
Jose Bolanos
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