FULL SHOW: Friday, February 2nd, 2024

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, before the full show podcast starts, I gotta say,
hoose red is your color? I mean it really is. Hey,
what about me? I'm in red too? You know that's cute?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right if you didn't remember, you need to be
wearing your red today because we are spreading awareness of
cardiovascular disease, which is the number one killer of women.
It kills more women than all cancers combined. It's crazy
and it's largely preventable. Okay, you can do something about it.
And the first thing you should do is join our
team red of course.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes, and the link to that is in the show notes. Yes, yes,
right now.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And you're not wearing red?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Go home? Just spilled spaghetti sauce all it's actually cheaper. Yeah,
we're kicking it off. It's a nine week program. We'd
love you to be on our team.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's Team Alexis and Brook and we've got a link,
like she said in the show notes, and we're going
to do nine weeks of just some virtual activities to
learn more about our heart health.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
They're so easy, only take a few minutes a day,
super simple.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Join our team and hey, enjoy the show.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
How often do you guys use like Uber Eats or
door Dash to deliver food to your house almost.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
I'd say it's.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I do it like twice a year. Maybe, Yeah, it's
part of my routine.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
The other night I had a friend over. We got
some Tai food delivered. Okay, just got in order of
cashew chicken, pad tie and egg rolls. Okay, three items.
Guess how much it costs?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, deliver always like fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
The total was ninety dollars and sixty five cents pad tie,
egg rolls in what cashew chicken? And the reason why
is because where we live, delivery fees of skyrocketed in
order to keep up with the minimum wage and other
benefits to the workers who deliver meals and groceries and packaging.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You're like way up a hill.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You're not downtown or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You can't walk to a restaurant like they're gonna have to.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, you don't have to shame where I live.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I like being in seclusion.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Personally, ninety two dollars, I mean, what do you tip
on that?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Well, there's also a report of someone who ordered two
euros got charged forty four to ninety for that, then
an additional eight dollars and forty seven cents for service
and delivery fees. And that was before the new laws
went into place.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I tell you, I go through the whole process of
like starting to order, and then I get to the
total and I see the service fees and the stuff,
and I'm like, nope.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, And if you could pick up it's like less
than half.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm like, yeah, it looks like I'm driving there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So at this point a lot of people are saying
forget it. Yeah, I'm done with delivery. It's not worth it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I feel like it's the same thing as like streaming,
like it used to be so great. It felt like
we were sneaking around the system, like.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
We had a way.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I'm sorry, you can't cheat the system anymore.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I enjoyed it for a short time.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I mean me, I'm definitely not happy about it. What
am I gonna do, though? Learn how to cook egg
rolls and make authentic pad tie on a weeknight?

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
My mother did not raise me to cook for myself,
and she would be more to five to learn. If
I was even trying.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
You could just drive to the restaurant absolutely not. Oh
remember Bron't right?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I like being charged one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Huge, that's interesting. Why don't you pick up lunch then? Ever?
Here because that's about what it costs.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Saves money for his own dinner. Yees, because someone in
this room makes me lose my appetite every time I'm here.
So now let's get into the shot collar question of
a day with the man who's actually worth the twenty
dollars delivery fee and even comes with a side of
sweet and sour dipping sauce with him Digital Jake, let's go.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
That's right, since we were already complaining about the downsides
of food delivery, Yeah, let's talk about the good part. Yeah,
shoving it into.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Our snack hole, my mouth, Jake.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
I love more than one hundred and twelve million Americans
say they use a food delivery service last year, and
our country is only second to China, bringing in an
estimated two hundred and eighteen billion dollars a year Wow
Deliver Yeah, and by twenty twenty seven, experts are estimating
it will pass the five hundred billion dollar mark. Holy cow,
because Jose will be that.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hungry and it looks like Jeff's gonna order again.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
What exactly are people ordering the most? You're gonna have
to tell me as we identify the top twenty most
ordered food items from delivery apps, drinks and desserts not
included in an extra salty edition of plenty of twenty. Okay, again,
if you hear this sound, you guess the number one

(04:37):
most popular food item and are safe from one wrong guess.
Now we drew a name out of a hat, and
today we're starting with Alexis.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I mean, I only get food delivered by I am
like severely hungover and like on my deathbed.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
So every single day as well.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
But I don't get that when I'm hungover, it's like
the next morning I'm talking about, like I can't get
out of bed and I order a breakfast burrito.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yeah, Barrita, there it is burrito. I'm amost gonna take
taco off the board from number one. So burrito and
taco where the number one answer the most delivered food
from delivery apps.

Speaker 8 (05:14):
She does.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Next up is brook.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay. I actually thought number one was gonna be pizza,
so I'm gonna say pizza.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Pizza. It's number three on the list, So number two
is still on the list. Jose Europe.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, I'm gonna say ramen.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Ramen number two, fifteen on the list, I'm gonna give
you miso soup, ramen something like that in general soup.
I'm gonna give you that. For number fifteen, We're gonna
go to Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I do order one food item a lot, but not
to eat. I like to crush it up and use
it for a homemade face mask. So give me at
a mammae jake and a mome.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Number thirteen on the list. People love apps. We're back
to Alexis.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
This is I think as far as takeout food, Chinese
food is always so good for takeo.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
So what orange chicken? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Orange chicken did not make the top twenty. Alexis, you
have the silver Sainos. You're still in it. We're over
to Brook.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I think that Jeffrey was onto something where pad tie is,
although pretty simple to make, not everybody has the ingredients
right and they're covered.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm gonna say pad.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Thaie pad tie number four on the list. Still have
number two, five, six, seven, whole bunch of answers on there.
We're back to Jose.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm gonna stay with the Mexican.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Since it was number one, I'm assuming it'll be multiple
so I'm gonna say nachos.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Nachos did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry. There
are other Mexican dishes on there, but not Nacho specifically.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Say we're gonna go to Jeffrey, going back to ordering
food but not necessarily eating it. The reason my toes
have no wrinkles is because I soak him in guacamole.
So give me guacamole, chips and gold dip.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Number eighteen.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
You're gonna give not.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Necessarily all entrees on this list. There's a lot of
size as well. Alexis it's your turn.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
I mean when I did worked Postmates for a while,
I know I couldn't resist sometimes possibly grabbing some people's fries.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
French fries number twelve on the list.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Brook, Okay, I got another one. I think this is good.
Show me chicken wings.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Chicken wings, boneless and bone full number ten on the list.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Maloneys on there, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
There is one thing that I do eat when I
order it. Prairie oysters.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
What what what is that?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Rocky Mountain oysters?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Those are bull They're called Prairie oysters.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Right to the Rocky Mountain Oyster Festival.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No one cares give me Prairie.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Oysters, Prairie oysters. I'm gonna give you three wrong answers.
Finally we have Alexis and Brook. Alexis is used or
silver saved. The next wrong answer loses Alexis turn.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm going basic and I'm gonna say a.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
Burger cheese burger number two on the way basic about
a burger.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Bye, everyone in my family loves it. Show me karioki chicken.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Teraaki chicken not make the top twenty, I'm sorry, say
let me go over what you guys missed? Number five
chicken caesadilla, Number six was sushi. Fried chicken sandwich was seven,
Caesar salad, chicken tika masala mazzarella sticks made the list.
Garlic non at fourteen, mac and cheese at sixteen, Veggie

(08:32):
burger breakfast sandwich was nineteen, and number twenty was kind
of generic. Would have given you any of the items
that you mentioned barbecue, Oh yeah, that was all right.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well, Alexis is the one who comes out with the
victory today. She's gonna choose you to get shocked and
someone's gonna be singing. That's a more by Dean Martin.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm gonna go jose for all the foody orders.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, when hits your I like a big
pizza by that some more shock collar question of the.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Valentine's Day is right around the corner. It's broken, Jeffrey
in the morning. And I know there's a few of
you out there who are single and have a little
bitterness towards you. Rex. Well, have I got the Valentine's
Day gift for.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
You there, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
An animal shelter in New Jersey called Homeward Bound Pet
Adoption is offering a unique news service for Cupid's Birthday
this year. For a fifty dollars donation, they will name
a feral cat after your ex and then newter it.
But I don't worry. They're not just coming after the boys.
They'll also spay the female cats too, So now you

(09:53):
are not the only celibate one on this Valentine's Day.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
But what if I.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
Get emotional and I want my cat to have babies
and be happy.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Well, it's a feral cat, so you don't want those
feral cats reproducing.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
You don't need more kiddies.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
And it might sound a little bit cruel, but it
is a good thing.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Have you not listened to Bob Barker ever in your life?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
He still around?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I think.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
The good thing is you're going to get a certified
email that says Kevin has been newter and he is
no longer able to reproduce or engage in romantic activities
without feeling deeply, deeply ashamed of himself. So you have
a picture of him like mad. But do you hang
it up on your won No? No, no, You print
that email out and take it with you to the
table of one on Valentine's Day and you enjoy a

(10:46):
great meal and a hilarious laugh. And if you send
fifteen dollars to our radio station right now, we'll shoot
your X in the eyes with a radioactive laser doing
a brand new edition of Laser Stories that's coming up next.
It's the radio segment that's trying anything and everything to

(11:09):
go viral. His latest attempt was doing the Gognam style
dance on a glass table over a bed of steak knives.
Oh my god, it's seven views and counting. Go check
it out with Laser Stories, the segment where we read
weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser and those are there slippy trippies.

(11:30):
Just this first laser story is out of New Jersey.
A woman named Francine Whitlock recently woke up last Tuesday morning.
She looked outside only to find her house was vandalized
with pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's vandalization? Is that how you say it?

Speaker 6 (11:49):
Van? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
There were large chunks by her doorstep and stream all
around the porch.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's expensive.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Wow. More pieces were strategically placed down the stay, and
then there were four slices on the hood of her
car and four more on the trunk.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh my god? Is it just an angry piece of
delivery guy seeking his revenge.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
She has no idea who did it or why, so
of course she reported it to the police.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Remember when my car got cheesed and I had a
single slice of Crafty on my windshield.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
If they did the cheese and the pepperoni together, you're
halfway to a dinner.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
When cops showed up, they found that there wasn't any
real damage, but Francine told them that she's worried about
this happening again because someone was trespassing and it's possible
next time that spicy meat could damage the paint on
her car. Throw cured ham next, I did, I don't
know what meats are gonna fly in my car?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
So funny. Alexis called the cops after she totaled somebody's
car and they wouldn't show up.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
On deck.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
In New Jersey, Pepperoni crime is the top of the place,
you know. Not clear though, one hundred percent if it
really was Pepperoni. So the police brought some samples to
a local pizzeria owner who says they did, who says
it looked like maybe some kind of salami. Final conclusion

(13:23):
from a team of pizza was that it was in
the family of Pepperoni. Okay, but they're not exactly sure.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I see not quite as spicy, maybe a lot.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
It means out there.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Still, the woman is calling the unidentified purpse the Pepperoni bandits,
and the police say they will continue the investigation while
putting some murder cases on hold.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, why do I feel like she's all over Facebook
about this?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
This next laser stories out of northern Kentucky. Most roadside
convenience stores don't want you using their restrooms, and well
the feelings mutual. But one chain, one chain decided to
make their bathrooms more fun. That's right. Six Hopshop convenience
stores are installing big red buttons in their bathrooms with

(14:13):
a sign saying do not push this button.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
So everybody pushes it.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
There's also an image of their mascot, hopper the frog, winking,
which signals that you could push the button if you
want to.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you're frisky, I'm like, what's gonna.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
He If you do push it, it temporarily turns the
bathroom into a dance club, so lights come on, including
an actual disco ball, and music inside of the bathroom.
A manager says, the disco party bathrooms have gone viral

(14:53):
on social media and there's such a draw. People are
coming to the stores and buying more things just to
go into the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I think it's a new thing. Member Jose and I
went to this Italian restaurant.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's like super swagy, very low key, and then you
go into the bathroom and it is floor to ceiling
mirrors and blasting club music.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I prefer the convenience store bathrooms, thank you very much.
But the manager even said I had a sixty year
old woman who proudly said she celebrated her twentieth birthday
by visiting all six hop Shop Disco bathrooms in one day.
That's a bathroom hoping.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
What happens when you're so close to illegal.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
The idea was to do something unique to bring people
in and hopefully they'll make purchases while they're there. Looks
like it's working. I love it. Experience Brook wants to
go in there and eat on the toilet of every
single restaurant. This neck lazer stories out of the glorious
land of carbs and cheese. But my doctor doesn't like

(15:52):
it when I visit. Now, are you trying to lose
weight and need some new recipes? You might want to
invest in a good cookbook, just not this one. Uh,
because Chuck E Cheese is releasing their own edition.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
What wait, don't they serve just pizza? What else would
they put on it?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's called the Chuck E Cheese and Friends Party Cookbook.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No one has ever gone there for food. It's like,
that's not the reason you go.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's full of recipes for parties and large groups. Hey,
you know children's birthday parties. But if you're a true fan,
there's no reason you could use them for your rehearsal
dinner or maybe for your company's next shareholders meeting.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Are you telling me there's a chef at Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's one hundred and twenty eight pages wow recipes and
features other well known characters like singing dog, jasper tea jowls,
and they're animatronic chicken, Hell and Henny. Not clear how
many of their actual menu items are in it, but
recipes include things like Kansas City barbecue, chicken pizza, Halloween
themed pigs in a blanket called mummy dogs.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, that's really simple. They didn't come up with that. Yeah,
am so easy?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
A rainbow marble unicorn cake. Tasty, but it has to
be sitting out for two weeks and nobody touches it.
And if you want to party it up like Chuck.
You can pre order it on Amazon for twenty three dollars.
Whoa j.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Really do think they're chef?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
This next Lazer Stories out of England, a nineteenth century
cabinet was brought to the auction house by a family
who said had belonged to a deceased unkle and a
photographer was taking photos of it for the sale when
he opened it up and saw a lemon.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Not a lemon.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Well it wasn't an ordinary lemon, though, it was a
dried out, round, brown, leathery looking one lemon. Even crazier,
it was inscribed with a message that said, given by
mister p Leu Francini, November fourth, seventeen thirty nine to
miss E Baxter, a lemon from the seventeen hundred. So

(17:58):
we're gonna have a picture of it up on the
brook and free instant story so you could see.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Why do we need preservatives of stuff from the seventeen hundred?
Sticks around?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
The auction house figured what the heck? So they decided
to sell off the old lemon with a starting price
of fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well that's pretty high.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
And what happened next shock to everyone, because that shriveled
fruit went for one thousand, seven hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Oh my goodness, is there.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Even any proof that it's really from the seventeen hundred?

Speaker 10 (18:26):
To give me no leg because I got some old
old produce I could write some stuff off.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I may want to sell it.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
That seventeen hundreds lemon looks like an alvacado that's been
on the counter for six hours. Even funnier, the old
antique cabinet that they wanted to sell only went for
forty bucks. Ah, and hey got me thinking, I'm sure
Brooke does have some old food in her desk that
we could probably auction off for charity.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Here, I mean, I got lunch from a couple of
nights ago.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Maybe you could team up with this guy for the auction.
He's always hiding surprise stuff in the bottom of random
people's shoes. I see, so could work out that means
laser stories come to an end for the day. We'll
do it again the same time on Monday.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
You think you're smarter than us, Yeah, you are by
a lot. Probably take that. Now it's time to actually
prove it when we play a brand new edition of
Riffing Around. If you haven't heard it before, it's where
I play an instrumental song in my co host guess
the title. Possible themes for this round include war and diphtheria.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Wow, is going to be a fun one a lot of.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Positive news out there. We'll see what theme we go with,
and we play a brand new edition of Around coming
up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
and I checked the weather forecast for the upcoming week.
It's looking like it's going to be colder than a
cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg.
And okay, the only two ways to warm up are

(19:55):
with a pair of Brook and Jeffreys solar powered underwear,
or with a pipe and hot game of riffing round.
Riffing around, if you haven't heard it before, that's where
I play the instrumental of a very popular song in
my co hosts just have to name the tune, all right,
and the honor of the frigid temperatures, every song you

(20:17):
hear will all have something to do with the cold.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
There are no Christmas songs in this list, even though
it's winter. So we're gonna start things off with a
person who drinks cold coffees in the dead of winter, Alexis.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I just chugged on.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Cold weather tune.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Oh easy, Oh, Ice ice Baby, Yes.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. Because ice spoilert tends
to be famously cold Hondo Jose. Remember the theme is
cold weather. Okay, name this song.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
It's cold as Ice, Cold as Ice by Foreigner And
in fact, speaking of Foreigner, they actually wrote that song
about Brook and her cold cold time, which it's now your.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Turn, Brook. The name this famous cold weather hit.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh oh, scrubs, No scrubs, that's correct, but I need
the reference to the cold Weather Yeah, who knows scrub
the members of TLC Chili Chili because it is chilli.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I mean you struggled to get to the right answer there.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I think it was pretty obvious where we were going
with that. So somehow we are on the round two
and the score is tied one one, playing riffing around
cold Weather edition where the title of the song or
the artist names have something to do with the low
low te You didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Say the artist names from me?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
One more time, it's minus ten points Brook. We are
back to the girl who says starburst and skittles are
the top two categories in her food pyramid. We're going
to Alexis name this cold weather.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Song shake it off? But how's that?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
What are you shaking?

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Ques? Like Brooks, I'm ready. I wasn't there back you up.
I didn't really get it. I was like where I
have to go with this?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yere here? Because if you didn't realize when it gets
chilly outside, you tend to shake a little bit because
it's cold. So we're on to Jose again. Jose, you
must answer if you know this is going to be
like blizzard, you need to do this in your phone
tap character Rolando's this tune. Oh yes, come on, DC's

(22:46):
able to request you today.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
But why.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Because takes your breath away?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Or is it the remix of Daddy's I'll Be Missing
You Brooks.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
This is not your term minus one point.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
It could have been.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Again, Jose, what was your answer for the song I
Will be missing You?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, you said it before the right way.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
Oh, I already forgot.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
We're gonna go to Alexis then reput Alexis is gonna
take the point on that one game. Brook. We're back
to you now. Put on your whole thinking cap for
this one, because remember it's cold, and name this cold
weather song.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Oh oh, I'm i oh try.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Mumbling does not tell that as an answer, Brook, The.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Name of the song is it? Dress away? Jose to
steal it.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I think it's just so cold, so cold.

Speaker 12 (23:55):
Now you're here.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Again, that's not your turn, don't feels that's it with
sweater weather by the neighborhood, because when it's cold out
you tend to need a sweater.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh my god, that's a one hit wonder if I've
ever heard one.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Mind.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's another point for Brook for hating on the neighborhood,
for the amazing song that's lasted over a decade. On
to the third round. The score is zero for Jose,
four for alexis negative two for Brooke. Now all the
points are worth triple. The herd and final round a lexus.
You should remember this because you were actually conceived to it.

(24:33):
According to my research, play it.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
This is what I was conceived too. Oh I know
what it is.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh, now I hear it.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It sounds like a Disney music.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
It is.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
When a dream is a wish.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
No, that's not it, Brook, Can you steal it?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Someday my prince will call it?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
And why does that have to do with the cold.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Because she lost her shoe? Who is it, sleeping beauty?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
No, it's snow. Snow is a cold thing. With those
double points, you are back up to zero.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Really hard to keep tracking.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Very mad, Jose, please transform into your character Clover for
this one and this cold weather hit. Oh here's my
mite and cheering.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Uh huh?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
What does he sing?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
That little red freak?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
He's got pale skin. Skin looks just like a snowman.
But what is the name of this song? I'm gonna
give up and I'm gonna go back into home. Alright,
none for Clover, Alexis, can you steal it?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yes, Sugar.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Alexis goes up to five points total. She is in
the lead here and we are onto the final answer
here from Brook. This is your last chance, but it's
worth ten points if you get it right. Remember that's
doing the cold weather so this is pretty.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Much later trains coming. It's rolling around then.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Know.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Sh that's not the song prison.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Oh my god, it's not fullsome prison blues. Jose, can
you steal it? I feel like this is Johnny. It's
not john It's too late, you say, Johnny, Cash said Jose,
I walk all over? What does the walking? Yes, boots.

Speaker 11 (26:39):
These boots are made for walkings injury with tie point
swings aund cold weather.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
And I hate the scoring.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You win the riffing Capua next week when we do
riffing around famous Italian operas of the sixteenth century. Yeah,
and jeff Turty Penguin Deblo. Your phone taps coming.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Up next, brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Lexus.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
If you're about to go out on a first date
with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be to
get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't that
be nice to get the inside skinny on all of
his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you a
little pump up speech to get you ready for the
big night with her little boy.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean, it's always good to have some you know,
background on him, you know, in case you need to
hold it against them blackmail.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
You're looking at him, Okay, sounds like you're not.

Speaker 13 (27:36):
That into it.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, no, no no, I'm trying to make the best
of it.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
But maybe you don't love it, but Brooks certainly does.
She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his
date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.
Here how it goes in your phone tap right now,
it's another twenty.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Twenty Hello, am I speaking with the Heather? Yes, only
your future mother in law?

Speaker 14 (28:13):
What did what did you say?

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
What is happening right now?

Speaker 10 (28:23):
Goodness, you don't know my name. This is Constance. We
have not met, but you're supposed to go out with
my son Caleb tonight.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
First date.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Okay, yeah I am, But you said you your his mother?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
you out tonight.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I have heard a lot about you.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah you have.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I have.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.
I give you a B plus, a B plus. Okay,
speaking of yoga.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
It just reminded me my third husband, Darryl thinks yoga
has really helped me improve my kick thrusts in the bedroom.

Speaker 13 (29:08):
And okay, I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Why are you calling me?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
And how did you give my number?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (29:16):
My little potato face. We share everything, so I have
his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, so
let's keep this between us, ladies.

Speaker 15 (29:23):
Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?

Speaker 6 (29:27):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
What good mother? And son? Doesn't I remember?

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Uh no, no, no one does that.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I still have parental controls on his phone, so I
see all of your messages.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Oh really, Okay, I love that meme you.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Sent him two days ago at me laughing, I'll tell.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
You you saw that you look through your grown son's phone.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
We'll just get sent to mine. But you asked why
I was calling, and you know what, I think that's
a good point. I'm not calling to talk about me.
Let's focus on your date.

Speaker 15 (29:58):
But I don't need to talk you about our date.

Speaker 10 (30:01):
That's You're not a part of this.

Speaker 15 (30:02):
So I don't even know why you're kind.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
To I think I have some helpful information for you. Actually,
if you didn't realize Caleb really likes kisses behind his
right ear. Oh, he is ticklish there.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
Oh, I don't even know if I should be going
on a date with Caleb if this is I bet, I.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Bet if you keep doing it, it might just turn
him on.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Oh my god, that's I'm a cool mom. Why do
you know that?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You're not a cool mom?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
No, cool mom does this?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
This is horrific.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
I'm not cool.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
How do you think I know about the Karate Kid then?
Huh what?

Speaker 14 (30:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
He loves that show on Netflix.

Speaker 14 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh, he even wears.

Speaker 10 (30:43):
The Karate Kid outfits around the house. And because he
recently lost his job at the bus station. He's not
a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.

Speaker 14 (30:52):
He's getting good.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
He lost his job.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Wait that that doesn't make sense. He was telling me
all about.

Speaker 14 (30:59):
His work and a bund up like he works in marketing.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
That's what he said.

Speaker 10 (31:03):
Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's
only part time.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Think about it this way, though, part time work gives
him more time to spoil us. He has two favorite ladies.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
Okay, I don't think this is gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Work out, So can you just tell him?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh, he's going to be heartbroken. It'll be just like
last summer.

Speaker 10 (31:24):
When his inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully
with a skateboard.

Speaker 13 (31:28):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It was inconsolable for days.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 15 (31:34):
This really isn't gonna work out. You need to tell
your son thank you, but no thanks.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
Wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,
and that's that I'm not actually his mother. I actually
broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 14 (31:51):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
It's a prank phone call. Your take is actually the
one who set you up. No, oh my god, you too.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
Both have a really funny sense of humor, and he
wanted to play a joke on you before the first day.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
That was insane.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, so you like that, right, the joke.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
I haven't decided yet. Every morning was weekday morning, brooking Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
In the morning after we recorded the Second Date update,
we took a vote, and three out of the four
of us said don't air that. Yeah. Yeah, But I
was the lone wolf, saying, come on, guys, let's give
her a chance.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
It doesn't make you look good, jeff No, it.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Does because I stood up for our listener like I
always do. I am like the Statue of Liberty of Radio,
standing proudly out in the harbor, saying give us. You're tired,
you are poor, your huddled masses, your scammers, your degenerates,
bring them all, you will take them.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I bet your arm is so tired.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yes, I know you want to shut down the borders, Brook.
I know you don't agree with this.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
Am I.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
He will let you decide who was right and who
was wrong. You're a brand new Second Date Update. We're
gonna find out right after this second date update date.
Whenever we do our second date updates, we don't usually
mention our socials at Brook and Jeffrey which make sure

(33:34):
to follow us. Check out our podcast to rate, subscribe
comments on Brooks hair whatever you want to do.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
But I, okay, there's some roots. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Let the people comment that to you before you actually
do it. But I only bring it up because our
listener put down all of her socials in her email
when requesting a second date.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Okay, she thought maybe give her more.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Like you know, she does say that she's got a
few different jobs, and she may a lot of money,
and even though she doesn't necessarily need a guy right now,
she does want to give one a chance.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Today, giving person absolutely.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Let's talk to Vicky. Vicky, thank you for generously letting
one man have a shot with you. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
Oh god, thank you all so much for robbing me.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's a true philanthropist and giving guys a chance.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Thank you for.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Allowing me to be on the phone with you.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
This is a big love fest going on already. How
you doing, Vicky, Vicky?

Speaker 13 (34:35):
I am doing fabulous. It sounds like you guys are
so cute.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
We're cute.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Oh we don't.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know that we've ever gotten that. She hasn't
seen us yet.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
This is how you know she has never been to
our website. So, Vicky, we appreciate the compliments, but uh,
and we're happy to have you on with us today.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
I don't know if you know this.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm also in media too.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
I mean, okay, not radio of all this.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
VICKI and I love how you're a strong woman and everything.
But are we just talking about you or are we
going to talk about your date?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Or were we?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I mean, I'm having a good time talking about Vicky.
I'll tell us more about.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Your k I want the drama.

Speaker 13 (35:11):
I just wanted you to know that I kind of
look up to your show because you're a good example
of how to be fun and entertaining. Oh that's nice,
and that's what I try to do on my social media.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Okay out there. So you're like an up and coming influencer,
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, you could say that.

Speaker 13 (35:30):
I mean one of the local news stations did a
news report on me.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh you local news, and you know you've made it.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, that's the pinnacle. Unless like you were being featured
for a crime that you did. Was it something like that,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I'm killing I wanted it to be dumb Criminals of
the Week.

Speaker 14 (35:51):
Crime.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
What are you on the news for?

Speaker 13 (35:54):
Actually started a business at Christmas time? Dressing up as
an elf and doing topless health keeping.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Topless, you've just become an MVP of the show. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, it's just such. I've never heard of that combo
together when he's an influencer. That's not what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Okay, don't listen to Brooks. She's just jealous that you're
more respected than us.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
All that, I'm fine with it. It's just surprising. I
didn't know there was a market for topless.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
This is all very happy. We're learning a lot about you,
but we do need to learn about your date and
the guy that you went out with. Is there a guy?

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Yes, I.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I thought it was going to be during one of
your topless housekeeping jobs that you met him.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Mixed business and pleasure. Every topless elf knows that.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Okay, tell us more about him.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
His name is CJ.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Okay, all right, what do you like about CJ.

Speaker 13 (36:49):
He's got a great neck.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
What did you say, neck like, what attaches his head
to his body?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
What makes a neck very sexy and unforgettable for you?

Speaker 13 (37:00):
You don't want it to be too small. You don't
want it to be too sick.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Oh, you don't want too much.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
The goldilocks of necks, just right thickness.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Is that what you used is your opening line with him?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Of course not.

Speaker 13 (37:14):
I don't give anybody opening lines. They give me opening lines.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
That's right. You are news famous, local news famous. So
so you guys, you and CJS, did you guys meet up?

Speaker 6 (37:26):
We did?

Speaker 13 (37:27):
We met up for coffee innocent.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, how'd that go?

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Well?

Speaker 15 (37:32):
When he walked in, I thought, oh my gosh, he's
super cute.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Oh that's a good sign. What'd you guys connect over? Well?

Speaker 13 (37:39):
We connected?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (37:40):
I guess I can't really say anything specific.

Speaker 13 (37:43):
I mean, but it didn't take very long for us
to connect I guess on a Laana level.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah. A lot of people get lost in people's eyes
on a first date. You got lost in his next
so I could understand how it all was kind of
a blur for you.

Speaker 13 (37:55):
You guys are so funny.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
She's what do you mean over the Actually?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I mean I would want to take her on a date.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Because she laughs at everything, you would walk away. I'm
sure this guy walked away feeling like, man, she really
thought I was funny.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, how did you guys walk away from each other?
How'd you leave it?

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Well?

Speaker 13 (38:14):
We left it like, I mean like I felt like
we had a connection.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, did you talk about future plans at all? Did
that ever get brought up? The future?

Speaker 12 (38:25):
No?

Speaker 13 (38:25):
Why was waste time talking about that?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I was the president of the present?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah? In the moment date, that's question that grandma's what
do you What do you think about when you know?

Speaker 6 (38:40):
I met? Like?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Do you want to go out next tuesday? Jeff? As
in future plans?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
That's like distant future, next tuesday. Let's keep it in
the now. I'm totally with So what's happened since this
coffee date?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Nothing?

Speaker 13 (38:52):
I mean, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Does he know about your topless elf business?

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Who doesn't know about it?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Honey?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Oh I did it? I don't think about it. But
we don't want the local news. So that's all us.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I mean, I feel like, maybe have you ever not
gotten a callback from a guy? I mean, you sound fun,
you sound successful, you sound beautiful.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
I can't remember I'm trying to date. Okay, well, this
is definitely seems out of the ordinary, for it is.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It is a mystery.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
We love a good mystery.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
We're a regular Scooby Doo in the game over here,
dress up as them for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
So mystery machine this, Well, we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Try our best. At least were gonna come back. We'll
call Cee J for you to try to get you
a second date update. Okay, worldly, we're bilingual showing up.
Hold on second date update. The weather outside is frightful.
But you know what's delightful. It's a topless elf cleaning

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a shelf inside your house.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
That is a different type of belf on the shelf.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah, but that's what our listener Vicky did over the holidays,
and it got her featured on the local news because
of it.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
She is she going to be a leprechaun for Saint
Patrick's sdake, a topless one.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I don't want to give away all of her business ideas,
that's not let's not steal it from her. But she's
also a social media influencer, according to her, and she's
very upset right now because she's not getting a callback
from her date c J after they met for coffee.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
It's the first time a man has never called her back,
that's what she said. First time she's ever been rejected
or ghosted or whatever has happened.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
So she's going through a lot right now. Vicki, you
are a very unique individual, and I truly mean that
from the bottom of my heart.

Speaker 13 (40:45):
Well, thank you, honey, she liked it.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I didn't know how that was going to land. Jeff
I'm gonna be honest with you, and for some peoples.

Speaker 13 (40:55):
You know what, you could follow me and subscribe.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
I hold on, No, no, don't mean we will get there.
Let's focus on CJ for right now. The guy that
you've asked.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, well, isn't that why you actually called for CJ?

Speaker 14 (41:10):
Right?

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, okay, we we never asked. Did you ever reach
out to him after the coffee date?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (41:19):
I did, and he hasn't responded. He's been very naughty.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Oh not in the way I think she doesn't matter
what she said after that.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Jeffrey is going back to her topless health thing.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, sometimes work and life mixed together.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Let's see if we can get CJ back onto your
nice list. When we call him right here, try and
get you a date out of it, all right, Okay, Okay,
here we go. I'm doing his number right now. Who Hey,
we're looking for c J.

Speaker 15 (41:56):
Yeah, CJ.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Hey man, Sorry to interrupt your day work radio show
called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 15 (42:03):
Okay, Hey, did I win something or kind of?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
That's that's all you want from us? Is just prizes.
We call you out and you just want to take
from us. Huh.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
At the end of this there could be a gift card.

Speaker 15 (42:15):
I'm just surprised this morning radio shows still. I thought
they all die or something.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Give it a couple of months. So we'll get back
to you on that.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
But I will be here any day.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
We're really reaching out about a second we do called
second date update. Oh, trying to reconnect you with a
girl you went out with recently named Vicky.

Speaker 15 (42:34):
Okay, that's weird, is it really?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I mean it sounds like you're not getting back to her.
She texted you and nothing.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 9 (42:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Why is that funny?

Speaker 14 (42:48):
I mean, well, first of all, you're saying, like, what
is second date update? I we didn't even go on
a first date? Really?

Speaker 10 (42:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Are you one of those people that don't count coffee
as a first date. I think I think there's some
people that think of it as like a pre date.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
She said, you guys went to coffee together.

Speaker 14 (43:03):
I would have counted it. But I mean we met
for like two minutes. Oh, I had just started my
coffee and she's like, oh, I have I have to
take this call or something.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
What do you mean actually two minutes or is it
like time flew by? We were having so much fun.
It felt like only two minutes.

Speaker 15 (43:21):
No, literally two minutes, two minutes.

Speaker 14 (43:23):
Oh, my coffee was still full.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
I mean she got up, She's like, I have to
make the call really quickly.

Speaker 14 (43:28):
Okay, gets up, excuse herself, and she goes outside and
that she never came back.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
What wait? What wait?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
What did you change tables in between that time where
she couldn't find you.

Speaker 15 (43:39):
I was just sitting there, I like finished my coffee.
And then eventually, you know, like I texted her. I
was like, oh are you coming back? Not saying even
the next day, I'm like I even text her, Hey.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Wait, wait, are you talking about the right person? Like
VICKI Yeah, And she's really sweet and cute.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
She said that you had a nice neck and you
is that she liked it.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
We don't know if she said that to him.

Speaker 15 (44:03):
No, she did mention my neck at one point in
the two minutes.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Girl, in the two minutes.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I'm confused. There is some sort of miscommunication. She said
that you weren't texting her.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Back, and she said she had a great time with you.

Speaker 15 (44:16):
She's illusional. I don't know what to tell you. Like
we we literally we spent about two minutes together.

Speaker 14 (44:21):
She left.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I texted her to contact us for a second date.

Speaker 15 (44:25):
She needs to respond.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Okay, well we're something better.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Something better than a text response is that she's actually
on the phone right now, listening in on this conversation,
wanting to talk to you.

Speaker 15 (44:35):
Wait what, No, she's on the phone right now. Why
didn't she just call me? Understand?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I don't know, Vicky question.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
Yes, I'm here. I'm hoping that everyone out there in
radio land can subscribe to my only fan.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Oh my god. Okay, we need to beat that. We
need to beat her. No, no, we're beating the name.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
So Vicky, I want to waste of time. You just
came on to promote yourself.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
No, of course not.

Speaker 13 (45:04):
I mean you ask people to call who have been
on a date and they want to go on a
second date, and I did that.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
You don't want to go out with him again. He's
been calling you and you didn't call him back. You
only spent two minutes with him.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
You lied.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
She just said she wants to go out with him
right there.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
Well she's always saying that because she's yeah, and she
gets off the air and she's not gonna call in.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
I personally want to trust our listeners the way.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh my god, but you one that set this call up,
Jeff the email, you should have looked at them.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Actually, you would be the one. He would be the
one that gets scammed.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, j why are we attacking me right now? I'm
just trying to support the listener that asked us for help.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
But let's go back.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
We hear you have an only fans and that's great,
but it doesn't clear up the confusion with CJ. Here
he says that you ditched him after two minutes in
the coffee shop.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, that's messed up, VICKI.

Speaker 13 (45:55):
On your website where you can submit to be on
this se minute, did you go on a date? And
I didn't specify like how long the date was? I
mean it didn't say fill in the blank, how long.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Were your day?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
This is why people have to make up dumb rules
for people like you who can't obviously get what the
point is technically right.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
So Alexis, you're in charge of the website, so this
is kind of on you.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Minimum two hours up the rules.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
And regulations for the second day session.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I feel bad for CJ.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I feel so used.

Speaker 15 (46:29):
I mean, like, did you even like my neck at all?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I wrote that compliment on my neck for a week?
You better be serious, Vicky, give us her honest opinion
on CJ's neck.

Speaker 13 (46:44):
Hey, guys, real quick, I just wanted to mention, real quick.
I also have a skincare line.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Well, hold on, let's let's hear her out. Maybe that's
something like to you with skincare for the neck?

Speaker 15 (46:56):
That was that was AJ?

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Just be quiet for a second. You're not heart of
this anyway. Yeah, Vicky has something important to say about skincare.
Go ahead, and.

Speaker 13 (47:07):
Yeah, I mean you can fermentne your neck as well
as all other areas of your body.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
And are you saying he had a saggy neck?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Is that what you're Stop interrupting her. She's in the
middle of a great pitch God. So I'm sorry about that. Vicky.
Please continue.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
It's like one of those like mid level marketing stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Okay, turn up Brooks microphone, please thank you.

Speaker 13 (47:26):
Oh I'm saying is I'm just looking for support like Brook.
I mean you're a woman, like maybe you'd be interested
and the business.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
The local businesses. Brooke, you don't support local businesses. Women
in local business by.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
The stretch pants, I won't buy the tupperware. At one
point a girlfriend of mine tried to sell me grape
seed oil.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I mean just know I swear by grape seed oil.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Brow damned you.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Okay, I am so sorry for how this is gone.

Speaker 13 (47:57):
All I'm saying is, Brooke, you could be in a es.
They're always talking about how much money you make on
the show, So.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Hold on listen.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
All just you wanted to plug your only fans. You
wanted to plug the skin line and then ask Brook
to be coming.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Ah, you have to ask.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I can give you the contact number to our sales
department where you can actually buy radio commercials.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
So we have a lot of questions that we're asking
and we have one more we got to toss in,
and that's CJ. Would you like to go on it
one more day we forgot with Vicky and maybe you
could see that skincare product up close and personal, and
we would pay for the date.

Speaker 15 (48:34):
I've been trying to call her for two.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
Weeks, so yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
No, I mean, you have no idea? All right?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
So Vicky, you're still up for meeting with CJ?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Now?

Speaker 13 (48:47):
Absolutely not. I've already plugged what I needed to plug.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Thank you, buy By. You did not see that coming,
jump man.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I admire that.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah you Smirrej.

Speaker 14 (49:02):
Do better next time, bro, I don't know what just
happened when you google grape seed oil.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Looking Jeffrey in the morning, you know, say what you will.
You gotta admit Vicky is a business woman who was
willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead and succeed.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
I just don't think it's the business model that anybody's
gonna copy.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
You literally have guys texting and asking what was the
page exactly?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
So for everybody writing in for want to know, the
only fans find it yourself. Okay, she's a business woman
named Vicky. How hard could that beat?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
A track down topless elves? Could there be exactly that's
neat though. I feel like that's a question that will
come back to bite me in the bus, and.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I will say I know that CJ felt a little
bit used, and all of my co hosts did as well.
But I will say, someone with that type of ingenuity
and drive, who never gives up, even as a topless
el could become the president of the United States someday. Wow,
that's the type of drive that it takes.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I used to say no, but now I can't anymore.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
She's very young.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
You guys are terrible.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
But if you ever need help with a second date
or I guess if you want to just hawk your
businesses on our show.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
No, we're never doing that again. We are never doing
that again. It is not a possibility. If you want that,
call our sales department.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Yeah, that's how we get paid, jeff.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
It's that type of attitude is how you lose the
presidential election. But we will call that person who isn't
calling you back. Reach out to Brooke and Jeffrey and
go check out our podcast while.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
You're brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
There's a trend that's been going around network television lately,
and on this show, we are very very good at
borrowing ideas from TV.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That is a nice way to say it, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
I think today we need to try it again today
because they've been using this tactic lately to spice things
up bad a little sizzle to their shows, just by
adding one word to the end of it. That's why
we're doing it too, and I'm proud to announce coming up,
it's young Jeffrey Song of the Week Island. Is it

(51:17):
just a parody song? Or will they'll also be hot shirtless?
Twenty something's fooling around in a hot tub by the
beach while I sing oh right Star.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Lexus is mad that that's not real.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Only wanting to find out what it really is gonna
be like is to be here for my brand new
song of the week, Island. It's coming up. It is
time for my song of the week. I don't know
if you guys know this, but football here in America
is bigger than ever. Yeah. The AFC and the NFC

(51:50):
Championship games got almost sixty million views each.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Is that why you're dressed like such a man right now?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Jeffrey. It is feeling the testosterone flowing through me today.
But years ago, with numbers like that, people would say,
oh my god, those are like Super Bowl type of ratings. Actually,
but that game hasn't even happened, And why are so
many tuning in right now? Is it because the games
are just that much more exciting a little bit? Is

(52:21):
because the biggest stars and sports are playing in them somewhat? Sure,
what media experts and even the NFL acknowledges is the
X factor that's taken over the league, known as Taylor Swift.
Even though she's very humble and kind and generous and

(52:44):
seems to be an all around great person, even she
knows that there's gonna be millions of people tuning in
a week from now just to see her. She's not
even performing in any of the shows. She hasn't even
do an interview. She just goes into the booth and
everyone goes crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Okay, and everyone has to know right now that Jeffrey
is in a long blonde wig. Oh yeah, we didn't
mention it has a white and red striped kind of
off the shouldered.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Sure, you have to imagine a hotter Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, and the signature red lips. You're doing it, jeff It's.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Something I had lying around, so I thought it throwing
it on. So for all those people who are angry
about Taylor saying that she's ruining the sport with her
forty four seconds of combined airtime, they need to suck
it up and learning to live with the fact that
Taylor Swift runs the NFL now and nobody cares about

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the actual game anymore.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Thank you, Jeffrey. I'm just waiting for the cutaway.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
That's why instead of singing her big hit rooting for
the anti hero, it's young Jeffreys. Watch me hugging super
slow mo oh.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
They do do a lot of those videos.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, the song goes make sense. Yeah, yeah, but you'll
see anyway. I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Here we
go points.

Speaker 12 (54:13):
Some people think this game's about the Chiefs and Fortners,
but we all know that isn't true.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Because there's a reason.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
Every time that Travis scores a touchdown, the.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Camera pans to you know who.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
I've sold out football stadiums just like this. My ticket
prices cost twice is what this game entices.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Guess I'm just well lie.

Speaker 12 (54:43):
People keep screaming, believing think in the NFL scheming, because
after every completion, the spotlight shines on me, hid on
the girl from That's Me I game time in the
luxury suites. Don't show the replay out that one handed

(55:05):
cash that the play You're dad, you'd rather watch me
hug my boyfriend's mom and supper slow mode. Look at
that proprick horn from jailor you tell your friends you
only watch the game because it's in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
You say the prop bets.

Speaker 12 (55:24):
Are a thrill, but you're only wagers if Trev mentions
my name.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
With the trophy or pops the question on the field.

Speaker 12 (55:37):
I've heard the blatant male chauvin is some crying about
hemmen is mind.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Richard and I'll go.

Speaker 12 (55:47):
You find my cheering displeasing, but there's no way you're
conceiving the love my tight ends receiving.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
When we love as TP tries, but they can't, not
by me. I'm be hind a shirtless Chason Kelcey, nowhere
to hide, not even when they break for advertisements.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Is my boyfriend ours Hey over half?

Speaker 11 (56:14):
The Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Commercial Travin Colt shake it off with core power.

Speaker 12 (56:22):
I had a dream that at the halftime show, I
love the Swifties decide to rise up and Rebel Sure
says yeah, but they say, now we'd rather hear more Taylor.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
And crown me queen of the NFL.

Speaker 12 (56:41):
Post game time Trophy, San Ramoni. They're saying, I'm named
the game MVP. Okay, fine, all the players agree, even
coach Andy Reid.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Each week climb recruit it could be my luck after
the game.

Speaker 12 (57:13):
Whisper secrets and my follow frenzy must be confusing having
all your wives be into football.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Jeffrey Swift did so good.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
You can't wait for the big game.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I love Taylor on the screen. It makes me happy.
And so many girls are like bonding with their dads.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I never watch football.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
Now they are.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
It's awesome. I will admit I wasn't a big fan
of it. I thought it was also like kind of distracting,
But now like, I'm one hundred percent behind Taylor. Dude happy.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Honestly, could we have one commercial without Travis Kelsey at it?

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Like?

Speaker 8 (57:54):
What is he not?

Speaker 7 (57:58):
It is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
It's the power of Taylor. I say, good for him.
Text in seventy five nine to tell us what you
thought about the song of the week. We're gonna post
this video up on all of our socials at Brooke
and Jeffrey on TikTok and Instagram and everywhere.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
With all the lyrics and the pictures of you.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
That's your song of the week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
The textas seventy five ninety two that says, say bye
bye to the goodyear blimp cam, Hello to the Taylor
Swift drone. Why is she ruining my favorite sports?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
It's nice, she's just there.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
That text was from a Jets fans, so you know
that they're in a local.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Think that there's other reasons for you, my friends.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
But if you missed it. Instead us singing Taylor Swift's
rooting for the anti hero, I sang my own version
called watch Me Huggin Super slow Mo. Because the big
games coming up next week and sports fans are worried
that it's not gonna be all about football because there's
a certain pop star getting a lot of attention during
the broad.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yes, because she's bringing in tons of money.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Yeah, we sing any more. Feedback on the textboard Brook,
This one.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Says, jeff you're just as bad as TMZ and everyone else.
He needs cheap laughs and clicks off of the Greatest
Woman in the history of the world.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It took a turn.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
I didn't sing about my mom. I don't know what
they're saying. But look, if you missed the song, if
you want to hear it again, we're gonna have it
up at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page. Love it
on our Facebook, our Instagram, and our TikTok all that
apt Brook and.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, You've.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Got a return player on the phone today, Mike, or
as I like to call him, Mister Romantic. He's already
got a plan for Valentine's Day. He's going to do
a nice romantic dinner, definitely some flowers, some long stem roses,
and then he likes to take a cake and smash
it right into his lady's face.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Mike, is that serious, uh, Jeffrey said, yeah, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Never lies, Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
How well do you think that's gonna go over?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Probably not that fantastic, but we'll see how many drinks
you said?

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Yeah, good?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
And if the cake is chocolate. I mean, honestly, if
you give me a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Heads up to open my mouth before you smash the
cake in my face, yeah, yeah, do it again?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Tell him it's all about the attitude that you have
while you do it. If anybody can make it romantic,
I know Mike can't. Sounds great now that we talk
it out, cray Cake. So Mike, we're gonna take a
break from talking all this romance and focus on trivia
for now. Brooke is leaving the studio. You got thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, you could say past. But you do
have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
I am?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Shakira celebrate.
It's to birthday today? Is she Brazilian or Colombian? Colombian?
In twenty eighteen, Olympian Chloe Kim was the first American
woman to win a Golden What winter sport? What mountain
range starts in New York and stretches all the way
down to Mississippi. In Greek mythology, the monster known as

(01:01:19):
Hydra has multiple the same body parts. Was it legs,
head or arms? What type of animal is an albatross?
That is bird? What do they call the muscle that
helps you bend your joints? Dang it, he's only answer
three two one and he's going to take a pass
on that. That's okay, Mike Brooks's gonna come back into

(01:01:40):
the studio. And is there anything else interesting that the
show needs to know about you? Mike, I've already ordered
my cake. Eh you work fast while you were answering
trivia questions.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Even absolutely have multiple devices? How long have you and
your lady been together?

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
Seven?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Eight years?

Speaker 14 (01:01:59):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
How much longer do you plan on keeping that going?
Do you think infinity? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Good answer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
When you smash it in her face.

Speaker 15 (01:02:11):
No, she already has a couple of.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yeah, I think they're already married.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
She has a couple.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
The other ring? I guess he needs engagement ring and
wedding Van brook Way to help the guys out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Yeah, yeah, guy, is she married? How many engagement rings
are you allowed to have as a woman until you
pick one? That's okay? All right, man, we got to
move on to brook You ready, just with the one
ring over?

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
How many rings?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Your time starts now? Shakira celebrates a birthday today. Is
she Brazilian or Colombian?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Colombian?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
In twenty eighteen, Olympian Chloe Kim was the first American
woman to win a gold in what winter sports snowboarding.
What Mountain Range starts in New York and stretches all
the way down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
To Mississippi appellations.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
In Greek mythology, the monster known as Hydra had multiples
of the same body parts, was legs, heads, or arms?
What type of animal is an albatross?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Oh, it's a bird.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
What do they call the muscle that helps to bend
your joints?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Attendant?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Oh, I think that's okay. Let's go to the scoreboard
with Jose and I live in a van by the river.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
Oh, Man, Mike, you got.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Three correct today.

Speaker 15 (01:03:25):
Fantastic, But I think got me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
He's calling the shot today. Well, Broke did get the
same exact amount of questions, and so it was a
fair game.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
And and five.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Your prediction was right, So we will give you one
extra point. Now it's five on that game. Still not
quite enough. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Shakira
celebrates a birthday. She is Colombian. In twenty eighteen, Olympian
Chloe Kim was the first American woman to win a
gold in snowboarding. She was seventeen at the time. The
Mountain Ranges starts in New York, stretches all the way

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to Mississippi is the Appalachian Mountains. A Greek mythology, hydra
has multiple heads. The animal albatross is a type of
bird similar to a seagull. Why didn't that it sounds
like a manatee to me? Albatros? Yeah, like it'd be
in the water. The muscle that helps you bend your
joints is called the cake smashing muscle, also known as
the flexer muscle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Oh, I would that's a tough.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
One, so Mike. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brook.
But just for playing, you do win a fifty dollars
gift card to Gray's Craze, now open in Seattle in
the South Central Business Disstrict. You can celebrate everything with
made to order charcooterie boards featuring handcrafted arrangements of meats, cheeses, breads,
fruits and veggies, sweets, and a whole lot more. Order
for pickup or free local delivery at Grayscraze dot com. Dude,

(01:04:47):
you could smash a charcooterie board in her face. Oh
that is so sweet?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Very well, I'm curious, I mean you're getting hers up
in for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
What is she gonna get you?

Speaker 15 (01:05:00):
You think, wouldn't you like to know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I actually would not like to know, Special lady, Enjoy
February fourteenth, Thank you so much for playing. We'll be
back to to Windbrooks Bucks same time.

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
On Monday Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Happy weekend. We'll
be back on Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Now, I don't know anyone who's ever told the bad joke,
especially on this Junio. No never, Yeah, but one of
our listeners royally screwed up when he sent a joke
text and may have come off.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
A little threat.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Oh god, not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Not funny? Can he come back from it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
We're gonna find out Monday morning with your brand new
second date, the whole new show with the loser line
and it all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Kick off your week with us. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the Morning.